Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Opening match: Miz vs Ryback


Daffney vs Guest Torrie Wilson and Sable in a handicap match.


Chase vs Tyson Kidd


Iser promo


Kane vs Goldust


Raven/CM Punk confrontation


Main Event: vs Chris Hero

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Ryback didn't get a televised entrance. As soon as Miz came out, Ryback tried to charge bu tripped over himself. A Reality Check followed and then that was it.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Torrie and Sable were already in the ring, much to the dismay of the crowd. The silence was deafening as the two over the hill women stood in the ring.


The silence turned into utter hatred, as The Scream Queen made her debut. The evil smirk etched on her face, as she spied her latest victims. Tazz nearly died from witnessing Daffney's trademark entrance. Both Sable and Torrie were both upset by it, as, Daffney got way more attention, than either of them did in Playboy.



The bell sounded, as Sable and Torrie were in no hurry to go after the Scream Queen. Daffney had other ideas, as she rushed at them both, knocking Torrie down with a Spin Kick, and locking her in the Lobotomy. Sable did her best to free Torrie, but, found herself being locked in the Lobotomy as well. Both women didn't last long, as they were both forced to tap out. Giving Daffney the submission victory, over, two females, no men would be lucky to have.

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Tyson Kidd really had a hell of a match with Chase in an attempt to get that elusive big victory. Chase would overpower him with suplexes but Tyson would fight back with his heart, his submission training, and superior quickness. He even had Chase locked in with a modified version of the old rings of Saturn submission at one point before Chase powered himself out.


Before Kidd can go through with the victory, Daffney runs back down the ramp and blindsides Natalya at ringside and then locks on that dreaded Lobotomy. To Nattie's credit, she tries to fight out of it, but ends up begining to pass out. This is all the distraction Chase needed and he ends up choking out Tyson Kidd via pass out with the State of Confusion submission hold. Before either person can do more damage though, Kane's pyro goes off and while Daffney was looking to engage, Chase decided to retreat and Daffney soon retreated as well, but still wanting a piece of that monster anyway.

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Soon enough we are backstage at the office of the owner of the company...Seth Iser, just glaring coldly at the camera. He has on attire that's more associated with his old look...the dragon designed t-shirt and black jeans but the cold demeanor is the same with his trimmed up hair style. There is a notable bandage over his forehead.


Iser: Apparently the Board of Directors didn't want me to compete tonight...saying I've been in some kind of a mood. I don't really want to talk so much but...you know what...I might as well get something off of my chest.


Iser just brushes his brown hair back a bit with agitation seeping into his voice and anger just etched all over his face.


Iser: Rob...as far as I'm concerned...with you coming back like that...you just jumped into the absolute front of the line. We've tangoed once and while I planted your head as hard as I could with that DDT...that didn't get the message through. Now...at least I can say...compared to then...that fire was in your eyes so I think I accomplished my inital mission...but...but...


Iser just finally sneers toward the camera in an intimidating manner.


Iser: My new mission...is the end of Rob Van Dam's career because as far as I'm concerned...you've cost me money for far too long. I don't want to fire you...because that's the easy way out and quite frankly...it's the chickenshit way out. I want to force you crawling into my office on your hands and knees...begging to be released after I'm done putting you through every bit of hell I can muster up in my being!


Iser finally cracks a smile at that almost satanic thought.


Iser: I'm going to do the one thing even Raven couldn't do to you...that's break your spirit once and for all...and all those times where those people chant your name...they'll realize that their hero can't get up anymore...and it's their fault and your fault for this destruction. They helped fuel you to kick me in the head like that...but that fuel burns out and all that'll be left once it burns out...is a broken man...at the hands of yours truly...Seth Iser.


Iser then just coldly sneers right at the camera a second time.


Iser: Rob, prepare to be broken...in the worst possible way...because when it comes to your destruction...it is time.


Finally Iser just sits back with such a cold expression that when Mickie James walks in to check up on the man...she just nods her head and backs out knowing how serious he is.

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Both veterans are well respected. Goldust, knowing the roll Kane is on, stalls early and often to try to get into the head of the demented monster. All this does is get him tossed around and punched early on before Goldust cuts him off with an eyerake and he goes through every dirty trick in the book he knows to keep the advantage. After the six minute mark though, Kane starts fighting back with big right hands, a side slam, a top rope clothesline...and then at the eight minute mark...he finishes the game Goldust with a chokeslam.


After the match, Kane gets ambushed by an irritated Chase as he rapid fires elbows and suplexes Kane across the ring. As he's proud of his handywork though, Kane sits up and Chase decides to bail because he's infuriated the monster even further.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*"I Came To Play" by Downstait hits the P.A. System, as the lights dim, and smoke begins to blanket the entrance ramp*



Tazz: After a brutal war with Mick Foley, the champion is FINALLY back after a short absence!



*The Dark Lord emerges from the smoke, bruises mask his face, along with several bandages. He scowls at the sold out arena, as the fans bombard him with boos. Disgusted, he shakes his head and glances over to his title, slung around his shoulder. Gingerly, he begins his trek down the ramp*



JR: Not for nothing, but, Raven is still wearing the wounds from his battle. I don't think I have ever seen him in this shape. Mick took him to hell, and, he barely made it out.



*Raven slowly climbs the stairs to enter the ring, as he gestures for a microphone. His music fades out, as the boos become even louder. The camera zooms in on Raven's eyes. They slowly move around the arena, as he flashes a small grin*



Raven: It has been two and a half weeks since I went to battle against Mick Foley. He threw everything at me, two by fours, barb wire, he tossed me into cars, put me through tables. I took everything the Hardcore Legend had, and in the end, he fell like all the others. No matter what he did, I never stayed down. I was the one victorious in the end. In one of the most brutal matches in my entire career, I was able to do something not many others can say. I took down the Hardcore Legend, and I destroyed Mick Foley! I destroyed his career, hell, I destroyed his whole being!



*The crowd boos loudly, as Raven adjusts the title on his shoulder*


Raven: Mick said he was going to make me focus on wrestling again. He said I was growing complacent with my spot in XWA. Mick said he was going to knock me down a few rungs, so I get my head on straight. Well, I have news for you all. Not only am I focused again, I am more dangerous than ever before! Consider Mick Foley the first casuality of the new and improved Dark Lord!



*The crowd continues to boo, as Raven loses his grin, and glares at the fans.*



Raven: You people never appreciate what I do. I put my body on the line, each and every week. Yet, none of you care. All you do is boo me, and, tell me how bad I am. From day one, I have carried this company on my back, and, since day one, I have not had any respect from the so called "fans" of XWA. All I hear now is, "you sold out, Raven" " You became a company man" You know what, you're damn right I did. I SOLD OUT! Not only do I get to make even more money, now, I am able to throw it in all of your faces! I don't have to wrestle every show, so, you don't get to see me in action, but, we have your money! I get to work on my own schedule, and, I no longer have to even bother about entertaining you people. All I have to do is make XWA Money. Which, I do in droves.



*Raven smirks as the crowd begins a "Raven Sucks" chant*



Tazz: The nerve of these people! They will never respect the true champion!


Raven: Which, leads me to my next subject. My next title defense. After my amazing victory against Mick Foley it has come to my attention that I am set to face CM Punk, for MY XWA title. Ah, CM Punk. I have a bit of history with this man. I broke his ankle, beat him countless times. In fact, word around the locker room is, Punk bitched the entiire time my WrestleMania main event was going on. Now, I know Punk is a great wrestler, no doubt about it. But, the thing Punk lacks is, my star quality. People come to XWA shows, and pay their hard earned money, to see me, not him. So, Punk can thank me for the bump in his popularity, and, the skyrocketing buyrates. Because, without me in the match, it wouldn't sell as well!


*As Raven continues to talk down CM Punk, "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour hits as the crowd comes unglued. Raven looks up towards the stage, with annoyance etched on his face as the so-called Best In The World steps onto the stage, to a loud ovation*



JR: Here is CM Punk, Raven's next opponent for the XWA title. Looks like he has something to say to the champion.


*CM Punk tells the crowd that IT'S CLOBBERING TIME! as he struts down the ramp, grinning at the champion. Raven not amused, as he continues to glare at his next challenger. Punk gets in the ring, and grabs a mic, as he stands face to face with the champion*



CM Punk: You know Raven, I think everyone here, and at home has had enough of your constant complaining. "Oh, I'm the champion, respect me!" Listen up Birdman, respect isn't given it's earned! For all the talent you have, for all the star quality you claim to possess, you don't seem to understand such an easy thing to grasp. Mick had it right, you are way too busy, living in the clouds, above the rest of us. You need to be knocked down a few pegs. Lucky for everyone, I'm just the guy to do it.


*The crowd cheers loudly, as Raven fumes at CM Punk*



CM Punk: You see, I may call myself The Best In The World, but, it's a title I have earned over my entire career. I have faced nearly everyone there is to face. I have honed my craft, longer than you have even been in the industry. My name might be CM Punk, but, I am anything but a Punk. If anyone's a punk, it's this blond jackass in front of me!



*Raven begins to seeth with anger, as the crowd cheers and begins to chant "Jackass" at Raven"



JR: The crowd is firmly behind CM Punk!


Tazz: Those bandwagon idiots! I remember when they used to be behind the champion!



CM Punk: Not only am I going to knock you back down to Earth, I am going to take that very title from you. Then, I will take my place at the top. Where I have been working my whole life to be. Then, and only then, will you learn what it's like to earn respect! I'm going to be a champion for these people. A Champion they can be proud of. I'm against everything you stand for, and respresent. I'm an honest wrestler, and, an honest man.


*Raven knocks the microphone out of Punk's hand, as he gets right into his face. CM Punk doesn't back down, as he and the champion come close to pulling punches. From out of no where, a man in a suit, and sunglasses rushes into the ring, and spins Punk around, spits green mist into his face.*



JR: What is going on?!


Tazz: Who is that?!


*The man in the suit, takes off his sunglasses and stares down at Punk. The camera zooms in, and it shows the face of Tajiri*



Tazz: That's Tajiri! I couldn't even recognize him anymore. He sure has changed over the years!



JR: Good lord, what is Tajiri doing here? Why did he attack Punk?!



*As Punk tries to clear his eyes, Tajiri looks over at Raven, with a glare, as he quickly exits the ring, and walks up the ramp backwards, continuing to stare at both men. Raven looks down at Punk, then back to Tajiri, with a look of confusion on his face, as the scene fades, with them both staring.*

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People sometimes forget that AJ Styles is a very game brawler and technical wrestler. What this was turned out to be a 18 minute brawling war with some European style holds thrown in by the diverse Hero that Styles was able to counter. Hero went for the Rolling Elbow but ended up eating a Pele. AJ went for his version of the reverse DDT, but Hero countered into a Northern Lights after spinning. They knew eachother very well. Finally, Styles ended up hitting that reverse DDT and a springboard 450 for the victory. He saw Claudio coming and went to spring out after him but ate the damnedest European Uppercut you'll ever see and we go off the air with that image. Styles wins the one on one battle, but the war is far from over.