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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 7, 2013 1:33:20 GMT -5
Opening Match: Kofi Kingston vs ADR
Dudley Boyz Promo
Chase vs Ryback the rematch
Iser promo
Kane vs Undertaker---in tribute to Paul Bearer
Main Event with XWA World Title contendership on the line: CM Punk vs The Miz
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 10, 2013 22:13:13 GMT -5
Kofi and ADR had a decent opening match where ADR kept going after Kofi's arm and Kofi resilently fighting back. After 8 minutes though...he went for the SOS but ADR caught the arm and put on the cross armbreaker. Kofi was too close to the ropes though so the match continues. ADR then went for his big enziguri kick but Kingston ducks and nails the Trouble in Paradice for the hard fought victory.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 10, 2013 22:28:36 GMT -5
We're now backstage where Christy Hemme, dressed in a red dress, has a microphone in the interview section.
Christy Hemme: My guests at this time...the Dudley Boyz.
Bubba Ray and D-Von soon appear on camera sneering almost as if they're offended by that introduction they received.
Christy: In a few weeks time you wi---
D-Von: I suggest you wait your turn, woman, as long as your in the presence of the greatest team that has ever formed.
Christy glares at D-Von and as soon as she does that, Bubba Ray snatches the microphone.
Bubba: Listen to me you little cu*beep*, know your place in this world. All you're supposed to do is give some people a good time and hold this microphone like a good little girl so that the Gods of tag team wrestling can speak. Got it?
Christy glares at Bubba but doesn't say anything back. The crowd, which had been a little more respectful toward the team, begins to boo feverously.
Bubba: Now then. Good. Let's start simply. We're at it again and while I admit...that the kids, Sabin and Shelley, got one up on us the last time...that doesn't change the fact that we've earned ourselves a second chance to kick their sorry asses.
D-Von: You boys are disgraces to the belts you hold and that...is something that doesn't set well with my brother and I.
Bubba: You see...the two of us...we're real men in what has become a boy's world. You sit there with your stupid video games and your wanna be comics and stroke your joysticks on your little controllers instead of chasing the women and living the life of a true professional wrestler. You aren't real men at all and you damn sure aren't willing or capable of holding the throne like WE can so we're serving you two boys notice...we're going to kick your sorry asses all across this ring...and there won't be a damn thing you...this cu*beep* interviewing here, or anyone sitting at home or in the crowd can do about it!
D-Von: OH MY BROTHER...TESTIFY!
The two men soon take their leave...as the crowd begin a loud and profane 'FUCK THE DUDLEYZ' chant that I'm sure the censors and sponsors love.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 10, 2013 22:31:42 GMT -5
Ryback stomps to the ring with no entrance music and when he tries to get a 'FEED ME MORE' chant going, one of the fans in the front row pelts him in the face with a Sonics wrapper. That almost knocks this roided up douchebag down but before he can do anything, Chase had already snuck up behind roidzilla and chokes him out with the state of confusion for the easy victory.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 19, 2013 20:42:53 GMT -5
*"Your Goodbye" by Downstait hits, as the Self Proclaimed Awesome One, The Miz appears on the ramp, as the crowd boos loudly.*
JR: It's time for our main event, folks.
Tazz: This man right here, is Raven's protege. He is on his way to bigger and brighter things. Learning from the best wrestler to have ever step foot inside a ring!
*The Miz poses on the ramp, and struts down the ramp, basking in all his greatness, as the fans continue to bombard him with disdain.*
JR: Miz is looking to become the Number One contender, to the very title, his mentor is holding.
Tazz: When he does win, it will be an all Dead Pool main event!
JR: I think CM Punk has other plans.
*Miz slides onto the apron, and scans the sold out arena. He smirks, as he enters the ring, and poses on the turnbuckles, much to the crowds dismay. Miz grabs a microphone, as his music begins to fade out*
Miz: Now, I am sure all of you simpletons are well aware that, the current XWA Champion, and, the greatest wrestler of all time, is not here. Well, don't fret, because, the champ gave me the go ahead, and, allowed me to talk on his behalf. Now, Raven, I know you're at home, recovering from that vicious match, probably getting a little TLC from Daffney. So, I want to let you know, that I will win my match for you tonight!
*The crowd boos loudly at the mention of the champion*
Tazz: No respect from these people!
Miz: CM Punk, you've had title shots in the past. You came up short every time. What makes you think it would be any different? Well, I am going to stop you, before you can ever find out. Much like Raven ended Mick Foley's reign as the Hardcore Legend, I am going to end your bid to the XWA title. Under the guidance of the champion, I am going to reach the next level of my career. It starts tonight, when I beat the FAKE "Best In The World" CM Punk!
*The crowd boos loudly, at the Miz' large claims*
JR: Miz sure talks a big game, but, we will see if he can back it up tonight.
Miz: I am going to get my redemption, over you eliminating me, while, taking your chance at the XWA title... because, I'M THE MIZ.... AND I'M...... AWWWEEEEESSSSOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*"Cult Of Personality" by Living Colour hits, as the crowd becomes unglued. CM Punk appears on the stage, scanning the arena, as he falls to one knee, and tells everyone, that it's Clobbering time."
Tazz: Here is the man, that has lost to Raven countless times! If he wins, it will be the same result!
JR: CM Punk is very talented, he's also changed a lot, since their previous match-ups. Raven has also changed, so, if they face eachother, it could be a different story.
*CM Punk marches down the ramp, as Miz glares at him. He scales the ropes, and taunts, as the fans cheer loudly. Miz leans back into the corner, and rolls his eyes.*
CM Punk and Miz went right at it, as the bell sounded. Miz took the early advantage, using some underhanded tactics, raking the eyes, and going for pins using the tights as leverage. CM Punk was able to battle back, and, began to wear down the Miz, with various holds. Targeting the limbs, as he went along. Punk nearly got Miz in the GTS, but, Miz fought out of it, and hit a neckbreaker for a near fall. Miz went back on the offense, punching Punk, and hitting a sick Snap DDT, for a close fall.
Punk was able to halt Miz's offense, with a roundhouse kick to the head. He followed that up with an elbow drop from the top rope, as he scored yet another near fall.
Miz was able to score with the Skull Crushing Finale, out of no where, and, seemingly had the match won, but, Punk kicked out at the last second, as Miz lost his composure, and got in the ref's face.
The momentary distraction allows Punk to recover, as Miz walks right into a GTS, and seals Punk the win. Punk celebrates knowing, he gets another crack at Raven, and, a chance at winning the XWA World Heavyweight title.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2013 20:14:27 GMT -5
Iser did a promo where he ran down the crowd multiple times and the roster for being unmotivated. AJ Styles interupted him to dispute his points but after Iser told him to 'watch his back', he got jumped by the Kings of Wrestling. He got a Rolling elbow and an elevated swiss death for his trouble.
After Iser sees that he goes to finish his speech...but from behind a returning RVD sprints to the ring and nearly kicks his head off. The first kick was so hard that it knocked him loopy and busted him open big time. After that, Iser ends up taking a Van Daminator and a Van Terminator to the delight of the crowd and as Rob celebrates, Iser's helped backstage.
Kane and Undertaker closes the show in a centimental favorite where the two men go through their usual brawling spots. Undertaker did hit his tombstone but Kane kicked out at 2 and 9/10ths. Kane then turned around and tombstoned Undertaker and that was enough for the victory. Afterwords, the two storyline brothers posed in the ring with Kane's pyro going off in one last tribute match and a passing of the torch.
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