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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 8, 2013 2:13:28 GMT -5
The camera catches up to a nicely set up little studio with a rocking chair directly in the center. Other than that there really isn't much in the studio. We do see Mick Foley rocking back and forth on a rocking chair...subtily...violently, and on edge. A stern, serious expression on his face as he just glares at the camera.
Foley: I never thought I'd see the day where one man...thinks he's above an entire wrestling culture.
Mick continues to rock back and forth almost as if that motion and that motion alone is keeping him hinged from going off completely. Deep breathing is heard...but those eyes represent something else.
Foley: But...we're at that point, Raven. I've seen you trash cities...other wrestlers, this business and now even a damn country but...you and I both know what the core of the issue is.
Foley eeks out a small, sinister smile as he says this.
Foley: ...you're growing complacient in your position thinking the entire world can't touch you. You're above everyone and you have nothing left to prove...or so you think...Raven. You ain't proved a damn thing to me, the hardcore legend...Mick Foley. Especally in the realm of hardcore...a realm where I lost an ear...pounds of flesh, and what little bit of my sanity to that name!
Foley eeks out a smile a second time...after he said the word sanity.
Foley: Just...because I had a chance for victory. That's the kind of man...that's coming for your title...and you have to ask yourself this Raven. What the hell am I going to do knowing full damn well this man doesn't like me...the answer is you won't do anything because I'm going to tear you apart!
Foley stands up and pushes parts of the set over and kicks over the rocking chair with tremendous force.
Foley: I'm going to tear! I'm going to gorge...I'm going to eversate...and anihalate...and I will love it when I take your most prized possession and you will finally see respect and sense. Have a nice day.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 8, 2013 2:38:44 GMT -5
Goldust tried to test Alex Riley in terms of what he could do in the ring. Unfortunately, Riley botched a dropkick immedietely and then Goldust just said to hell with it and started wailing away with brawl tactics. Immedietely after, he put away the green Riley with a Future Shock Neckbreaker.
Soon after this, Ryback stomps out and grabs a mic. He yells 'Feed me Kane'. On cue, Kane comes out to answer the challenge and as he's climbing over the ropes, Ryback tries to lift Kane for shell shocked. Of course, the dumb cunt can't lift him up and Kane just boots him in the face, chokeslams him and leaves.
After he lays there after a commercial break, he grabs the microphone a second time and still says 'Feed me more' but weaker. After that...Chase comes down...and immedietely applies the State of Confusion submission hold while Tazz laughs his ass off at Ryback's stupidity. Ryback immedietely begins to tap hoping for some mercy but Chase just chokes the roided up cock sucker out. Soon, Chase points to a downed Ryback while looking at the camera and says simply...'I'm the better monster.'
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 8, 2013 3:38:41 GMT -5
The camera peers into the locker room and we see the various members of 'Team Raven' inside. On one end, Miz is seen warming up while wearing his 'Hi. I'm Awesome' t-shirt while Raven is busy harassing the various camera men. Homicide just looks intense and pissed, pacing around while ADR has that shit eating smile. Lastly, sitting on a chair is Iser and he's just dead serious.
Raven: (To the camera man) Where the hell is my damned popcorn for the last time? I have to put up with senile old men breaking old people chairs from the retirement home, Japanese fans who don't understand the language of a God, and now a jackass who won't give me my popcorn when I demand it!
ADR soon rises and heads toward Raven.
ADR: Enough, man. Do you think anybody gives a damn about your popcorn at this point? Right now...you should just follow senior Del Rio's lead...and we'll go straight into victory tonight!
Raven has a look like he's trying to contain laughter while Miz just shakes his head disapprovingly toward Del Rio. Del Rio just points towards Miz.
ADR: And you! I don't even know why the powers to be allow such a chiwowa like you allowed in the presence of yours truly.
Raven: How much reefer did you steal from RVD after I kicked his ass for the fiftith time?
Raven soon flashes his new 'Thumbs to eyes' t-shirt in front of the camera and we overhear the crowd boo in absolute disdain for the champion.
ADR: But don't worry guys. I'll be the reason why we win...I'll carry the load.
Homicide: How about I just snap your motherfucking neck you illegal fool from down south?
ADR: HEY! You don't refer to me as such trash as those peons down south! Now why don't you be a good boy and get me some coff--
Finally the owner of the company stands up and gets right in Del Rio's face.
Iser: How about you shut your fucking mouth because I'm the one who signs your checks that you blow when you try to upgrade your grills on the wheels? Alright?
Del Rio soon begins to wimper slightly before kneeling toward the owner. Iser soon tensely eyeballs Raven before giving him a nod.
Iser: Alright champ. The team is yours to lead.
Raven: Are we all here now? Good. I don't expect all of us to head out and enjoy beer because...let's be honest, Del Rio would ruin the cool factor for us all...and Homicide would just stab someone with a fork, but right now, the goal is to kick Punk's ass for thinking he's better than any one of us.
Homicide: That motherfucker ain't better than me.
Raven: We're going to kick Jarrett's ass for threatening to...have simulated sex with the owner. I guess he secretly had an affair with his right hand to cheat on Karen while they had an affair behind Kurt's back on top of that because he can't keep himself straight like Matt Hardy can't resist the buffet or pools.
Miz begins clapping immedietely after Raven's joke and simulates a salt shaker motion. Del Rio rolls his eyes toward the champion while Iser and Homicide are just focused and serious.
Raven: Well, maybe they're better than Del Rio, but...that's besides the point. All I'm going to say is...if any of you boys deliberately epic fail out there, I'm going to point and laugh at you like the retarded dipshit you'd prove to be out there. I don't have to worry about that for a handful of you, so we should have no problem defeating these five stars. I beat Benjamin faking an injury...Kofi is still learning how to clap instead of wrestle. Tyson Kidd is still adjusting to the big leagues, and we already covered the other two failure turtles.
Miz: You're the man!
Raven: Now...let's go out there and kick their asses...and camera man. You better have some god damned popcorn for me when we're done or I'll convince Iser to book me against YOU next week.
Camera man: Yes sir...
Raven soon shoves the camera man down and the five men walk out of the dressing room. Raven paired with Iser. Homicide and Miz somewhat planning for their own ideas...and Del Rio just combing his own hair and winking at himself.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 10, 2013 0:24:23 GMT -5
*Back from break, Jeff Jarrett is already in the ring, as he awaits on his fellow team members*
Tazz: This guy is a wacko. He wants to have sex with the Owner of XWA. That ain't right!
"Ain't No Stoppin' Me hits as Shelton makes his way down to the ring with Tyson Kidd and Kofi Kingston. The crowd goes wild, as Kofi does his BOOM BOOM BOOM claps*
JR: Well, someone seems to be missing. I don't see CM Punk out here.
Tazz: He's probably in the back, wishing he could take back saying he's better than Raven! We all know he isn't.
*Shelton leads his members into the ring, as they taunt on various turnbuckles. Jarrett plays on his guitar, to the delight of no one*
*Cult of Personality by Living Colour hits, as the crowd comes unglued*
Tazz: Not much team unity, Punk wanted to be the rebel. Coming out last.
*CM Punk appears and lets the crowd know that It's Clobbering Time! He marches down the ramp, soaking in the adulation of the audience as he scales the ropes, and lets everyone know he's the Best in the world*
JR: Well, Punk seems confident in himself.
*The arena fills with the sounds of honking, as Alberto Del Rio drives out, in one of his expensive cars. He begins to shout, that his theme music is playing. He gets out of his car, in a frumpy mood, and slams his towel on the ground, as he glares at the team in the ring*
Tazz: Well, looks like ADR didn't pay the rights on his theme music. I bet his car is the next thing to go!
*The smoke begins to blanket the entrance ramp, as the crowd boos loudly*
JR: Here comes the opposition.
Tazz: You mean, The GREATNESS!
*Out through the smoke emerges the XWA Champion, decked out in his new "Thumbs 2 Eyes" shirt. The ever present smirk on his face, as he is flanked by Daffney. Soon after, The Miz, follows suit, as Homicide and the GM appear last. The four men, and Daffney look down the ramp, as Alberto is busy yelling at them. Raven shrugs them off, as he leads his team to the middle of the ramp. They all stop as Raven raises the devil horns, and his display of fireworks goes off behind them.*
JR: This is one deadly team. You have Homicide, who is hellbent on killing CM Punk. Miz is trying to rise the ranks.
Tazz: Then, you have Raven and GM Iser. These two, are the biggest things going in XWA. Raven is going to Kill Mick Foley, and, Iser is going to wage war with Christian. This team has so much destruction! Plus, let's not forget the ever Zombie Hot Daffney, is out there, too. So, it's like a 6 on 5!
*The awesome team, enters the ring, as Daffney saunters around ringside. Raven looks into the sea of fans, a look of disdain etched on his face. Daffney shrieks at ringside, causing a few fans to cower. The bell rings as Homicide is set to face off with Jeff Jarrett. Jeff tells his team that he is going to take care of business, and he turns right into a Lariat by Homicide*
Tazz: Yeah! Way to take care of business!
Jeff Jarrett has been eliminated!
*Kofi leaps over the ropes, as the GM Tags himself in*
JR: Looks like the boss wants to get in on the action!
*The camera pans over to Raven, who is busy pointing and laughing at Jarret being helped up the ramp. Miz does his best Kofi impression, doing his clapping taunt*
Tazz: You can see how seriously, they are taking this match! I love it!
*Kofi goes right after the boss, and tries for a spin kick. The GM ducks it, and grabs Kofi's head, drilling him into the mat with a sick DDT*
Kofi Kingston has been eliminated!
JR: Shelton's team is already down two members.
Tazz: That is how you take care of business!
*CM Punk climbs into the ring, as Alberto Del Rio reaches out, and tags himself in. Raven and Miz look at ADR in confusion, as ADR winks at the GM, and tells him to watch and learn*
JR: This could be a huge mistake, you don't want to anger the boss.
*Alberto looks at CM Punk with disgust as he and Punk tie up in the center of the ring. Punk gets the upper hand and tosses ADR to the mat, and locks in the Anaconda Vice. ADR taps out rather quickly, drawing laughter from his fellow teammates*
Tazz: ADR tapped out, and, his team is happy!
Alberto Del Rio has been eliminated!
*The GM steps back into the ring, as Tyson Kidd asks Punk to tag him in*
JR: Tyson has some history with the GM. he no doubt wants to make a good impression here tonight, and, prove himself.
Tazz: Yeah, prove what a loser he is!
*Punk tags in Tyson as the GM scowls. he and Tyson lock up, as the GM gets a go behind and slams an elbow into the back of Tyson's head. Iser continues to rain down shots as Tyson falls to the mat, and is met by a barrage of kicks. Raven is shown laughing at Tyson's misfortunes as Miz claps in support. With Tyson down, the GM drops repeated knee drops, right across the face of Tyson Kidd. The GM goes for one more, but, Tyson manages to roll out of the way, and hit the GM with a fast dropkick sending him to the mat*
JR: Looks like Tyson is starting to build momentum.
*Tyson keeps up the pace, and fires away with rapid forearms, keeping the GM at bay. Tyson goes for a quick pin, but, Iser kicks out at 1*
Tazz: You have to do more damage than that, Tyson!
*Tyson's team cheers him on, as he hits a standing moonsault, and goes for another pin. Iser kicks out at two, as Tyson begins to get frustrated*
JR: You have to stay calm, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Tazz: Neither were bad analogies!
*Tyson climbs to the top rope, and hits a huge dropkick, and goes for yet another pin. The GM kicks out, and Tyson punches the mat in anger*
JR: Tyson is losing his cool, and his wits.
Tazz: He also lost his hair!
*Tyson goes to grab Iser's legs, and lock him in the Sharpshooter. Iser kicks Tyson away, and kicks him in the knee, and drops Tyson with a vicious DDT. The GM pins Tyson, making him the latest casualty*
Tyson Kidd has been Eliminated!
*Punk enters the ring, as Miz turns to Raven, and tells him he can handle this. Miz is tagged in by the GM, as Raven spies the cameraman, and shouts at him to get his popcorn ready after this match is over*
Tazz: Raven, ever the pro! The cameraman better listen to him!
*Punk and Miz lock up, as Punk gets him in a side headlock, and gets pushed off the ropes. Punk knocks Miz down with a shouclerblock, as Miz quickly rolls out of the ring to compose yourself*
JR: Punk wants to have a good showing here, so, he can be elevated in the title hunt.
*Daffney yells at Punk, as Punk smirks. Miz gets some advice from Raven, as Homicide glares daggers at Punk*
Tazz: You can feel the animosity from those two.
JR: The tension is thick. You can cut it with a knife.
*Miz enters the ring, and blindsides Punk with a right hand, staggering the Straight Edge Superstar. Miz continues to pummel CM Punk, as he hits a running knee lift, into a neck breaker*
Tazz: Mizard of Oz!
*Miz goes for the pin on Punk, but, Punk manages to kick out. Miz locks Punk in a chin lock, as Homicide tells Miz to choke that fucker out. Shelton tries to will Punk on from the apron*
JR: Punk is in a bad spot, so is Shelton's team.
Tazz: Team? What team?! It's only two people!
*Punk manages to rally, off the crowd, as he gets to a vertical base, and elbows Miz in the gut. Punk manages to escape and kicks Miz in the face*
JR: What a shot. Miz could be out.
*Miz kicks out, as Daffney continues to shriek at Punk. Punk whips Miz, but, Miz counters and tosses Punk in the corner. Miz readies himself, and hits Punk with his corner clothesline, and throws Punk to the ground. Miz gloats, as Raven is shown clapping. Miz takes a bow, and climbs to the top rope.*
Tazz: Miz is going BIG!
*Miz goes for an Ax Handle, but, Punk catches him, and hits him with the GTS, as Raven face palms. Punk pins Miz*
The Miz has been eliminated!
*Right after Miz is eliminated, Homicide runs in and hits Punk with a brutal lariat and pins him*
CM Punk has been eliminated!
*Raven is shown laughing at Punk's elimination, as Daffney SCREAMS in approval, staring coldly at Punk's fallen body*
JR: Good lord, the eliminations are flying!
Tazz: It's all up to Shelton.
*Shelton rushes into the ring, and starts to slug it out with Homicide. Out of his element, Benjamin is eventually overwhelmed by hard rights, as Cide downs Shelton with a neck breaker*
JR: Homicide feels the momentum. He eliminated Punk with one move. Talk about getting ran over.
Tazz: Now, he's going to do the same to Shelton!
*Homicide picks up Shelton, and goes for an Ace Crusher, but, Shelton manages to get out, and Dragon Whips Homicide in the face. Shelton goes for a pin, but, Homicide kicks out at two. Homicide pulls himself up, and charges at Shelton for a Lariat, but, Shelton catches him arm, and drills him with Pay dirt.*
JR: What a counter, Homicide it out!
Homicide has been eliminated!
Tazz: It's down to the champ and the GM, vs Shelton.
JR: Not very good odds for Shelton.
*Raven goes to enter the ring, but, the GM stops him, and enters the ring himself. Raven shrugs it off, and stands back on the apron. The GM and Shelton face off in the middle of the ring, as the GM just punches the taste out of Shelton's mouth. Raven points and laughs on the apron, as Iser hits Shelton with a running knee lift. Shelton gets up, as, Iser hits him with another knee lift.*
Tazz: Looks like the Boss is making this an actual wrestling match.
*Iser grabs Shelton, and teases the DDT, but, just hits another knee lift. Shelton falls to the mat in a heap, as the GM goes for the pin. Shelton kicks out at two, as Iser keeps the pressure on, attacking the head of Shelton*
JR: Iser is just picking Shelton apart. Raven has yet to see any action, so, should Shelton survive, he has to face a completely rested Raven.
Tazz: Don't forget, Daffney is at ringside. She could also play a role in this.
*With Shelton still in a daze the GM, tosses him into the corner, as he slumps in the corner. The GM gets the ref's attention, as Raven chokes the life out of Shelton, with his foot. The ref turns around, after Raven is done with his damage. Shelton slowly pulls himself up out of the corner, as the GM turns around. Shelton hits a desperation super kick and falls on top of Iser.*
Tazz: Is that a cover?
*The ref begins the count, but, The GM manages to kick out, much to Shelton's dismay.*
JR: That was a close one.
*The GM grabs his jaw, and looks down at Shelton with anger. He violently picks up Shelton, and tosses him to the outside. Daffney stands above the fallen Shelton, as the ref tells her to stop where she is. Daffney hisses at the ref, as Iser rolls out of the ring, and kicks Shelton downstairs, and DDTs him on the floor. The ref calls for the bell.*
Tazz: The boss got himself DQ'd!
JR: That was probably the plan the entire time. Those two knew that was going to happen. They are in cahoots!
Tazz: If so, then, it worked! No on me saw it coming. But, least of all you., But, who can blame you, you were too busy fantasizing over ways to use your Barbecue sauce!
Seth Iser has Eliminated himself!
*The GM looks down at Shelton, and just makes his way to the back. Raven looks down at the fallen Shelton, and begins to laugh. Raven hops off the apron, and picks up the lifeless body of Shelton and rolls him into the ring. Raven goes for the immediate cover, but, Shelton manages to get a shoulder up*
JR: Good lord! Shelton kicked out!
Tazz: How did he manage to do that?!
*Raven looks on in amazement, as Daffney yells loudly in anger. Raven picks up Shelton, and begins to choke him across the top rope. The ref tells him to break it up, and forces Raven to back off. With the ref's back turned, Daffney leaps on the apron, and hot shots Shelton across the top rope.*
Tazz: Daffney is now taking the match into her own hands!
JR: It's two on one!
*Raven goes for another pin, and, Shelton barely kicks out. Raven picks up Shelton and whips him into the corner and takes a few moments to taunt the sold out crowd. Raven then rushes at Shelton, who moves out the way, and catches the rebounding Raven with an Exploder Suplex*
JR: EXPLODER! Shelton could do it!
*Shelton hooks the leg, but, Daffney slides into position, and puts Raven's foot under the rope, and makes sure the ref sees it.*
Tazz: That could have been close. Good thing Daffney was there!
*The ref tells Shelton, that Raven's foot is under the bottom rope, as he gets up enraged, and tells the ref it was Daffney's doing. Shelton walks over to where Daffney is, and yells down at her to stop getting involved. The ref turns his attention to Raven, who begins to stir. Daffney grabs ahold of Shelton's leg, as he tries to free himself*
JR: Daffney is putting herself into the middle of the match yet again.
*Shelton manages to free himself, but turns right into a Chaos Theory as Raven gets the pin*
Tazz: Raven is the sole survivor!!!!
JR: Thanks in large part to Daffney.
Shelton Benjamin has been eliminated!
The Sole survivor is Raven!
"I Came To Play hits, as Raven stands over the fallen body of Shelton and poses. Daffney grabs his title, and a mic, as she slides into the ring.*
JR: Looks like Raven has something he wants to say.
*Raven takes the mic, and slings the XWA title around his shoulder*
Raven: Now, that I have taken care of this, and led my team to victory. Being the sole survivor of this match. That is what I do, I survive. You see Mick, I caught your little speech you did from you Rocking Chair. You said you were going to do all kinds of things to me. But, you see Mick, unlike you, I actually own up to what I say. You live in this little fantasy world of yours, where, you still think your relevant. You want to live out your wrestling career, through the new stars. Well, newsflash for you Mick, you are nothing like us. We are the new generation of wrestlers. You can't hang with us. Come Sunday, in your own match, I am going to prove it to you in person.
*Raven grins as the crowd boos loudly*
Raven: You talk about me needs to learn respect. Well, Mick, maybe you should take a page out of your own book, and, listen to your own advice. You think you can come into my company, and demand things from me?! I'm the Champion! You are supposed to respect me! You have enough nerve to say I am becoming complacent. Coming from a man who can barely stand for more than a few minutes at a time. In our match, I will show you just how complacent I am, when I permanently end your career, and, leave you bed ridden for the rest of your sad and pointless life.
*Raven pauses as the crowd continues to boo*
Raven: This is not a fantasy world, like in one of your Children's books, this is real life. Your story Mick, it doesn't end with a happily ever after. It ends with The Dark Lord, eradicating you from the face of the World. I am going to show you the lengths I will go to, to erase you from Wrestling History. After I am done with you, all anyone will remember is, the beating you received from the best wrestling going today. I just hope, for your kids sake, they don't watch the Pay Per View. I don't want them to bear witness to the horror that is the dissection of their Father. Come this Sunday Mick, you will be in the ring with the most violent, barbaric, and unforgiving wrestler of all time. You will be facing The Dark Lord. All your previous battles will seem like a walk in the park, compared to all the pain and anguish I am going to put you through.
*Raven laughs as the crowd continues to boo*
Raven: I'll see you this Sunday, Mick!'
*Raven mimics the BANG BANG taunt*
Raven: STAY SALTY!
* I Came to Play hits, as Raven holds up his title as Daffney shrieks loudly, as the crowd continues to boo. The camera zooms in on the gold, and then focuses on Raven's gaze, as the scene fades to black*
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