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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 19, 2012 0:45:03 GMT -5
*The show opens with a massive display of pyro, as the rabid Japanese fans go crazy. The camera focuses on some of their signs, filled with the traditional symbols, no one can understand. We are sent to ringside where Tazz and JR are positioned*
JR: Hello everyone and Welcome to XWA! We are coming to you from Japan!
Tazz: I am not liking the food here, JR. I am in need of a cheeseburger.
JR: Will you stop? We are excited to see some of the top names in the Japanese ranks here tonight. Maybe, some of the XWA talent can learn from them.
Tazz: Learn what? How to be terrible at driving?!
JR: We have two big matches set for you tonight. The GM, Seth Iser, will face the legendary Ultimo Dragon, in a special attraction match.
Tazz: Christian will go one on one with Tajiri. Not for nothing, but, I hope our XWA faithful shut up this Japanese audience.
JR: Not for nothing, but, I wonder how the GM will do against Ultimo Dragon. He has been in an odd state of mind as of late, borderline psychotic.
Tazz: He isn't getting the respect he deserves. So, he is going out and taking it. I think Ultimo Dragon is in for a long night.
*The familiar song of the Champion, begins to hit the PA, as the Japanese crowd unleashes a loud eruption of pure hatred for the man who is set to appear. The smoke begins to expand across the entrance ramp, as The Miz and The Kings of Wrestling step out first, greeted to a loud chorous of boos. The Miz plays up to the crowd, telling them to get louder with their boos, as The Kings look around, with looks of utter disgust at the Japanese culture.*
JR: Well, the crowd isn't very welcoming to The Miz and the Kings.
Tazz: These fans lack class. But, where is my main man, Raven?
*As the three of them continue to egg on the crowd, we hear a loud scream as The Scream Queen herself, comes out through the smoke, wearing her ripped jeans and tank top. She looks around the arena, and slams her fist into her palm, as she scowls as the Japanese fans boo her loudly. The boos begin to shake the entire arena, as the Dark Lord himself, Raven emerges from the smoke. A wide grin on his face, as the XWA title is sling over his shoulder. The camera zooms in on Raven's shirt. It's the Japanese flag crossed out, with a salt shaker above it, dumping salt on the flag. The Group of Greatness begin to walk down the ramp, as the fans continue to boo, and shout in Japanese. Raven shakes his head, as the group stops around him. Raven raises his title over his head, as the group poses as a wave of fireworks go off behind them.*
Tazz: Raven just outshadowed all of Japan. That is why Raven is the champion. He is larger than life, especially Japan!
*The group enters the ring, as Raven stays behind, getting in the face of a few fans, who yell insults in Japanese. Raven, ever the heel, motions that he doesn't understand what they are saying, and tells them to visit a doctor, because their blood pressure is too high from all the sodium. Raven laughs them off, as he enters the ring and holds the world title up high, as the crowd continues to boo*
JR: Raven sure knows how to make an entrance. Not for nothing, but, good lord. I never heard so many boos in my life.
Tazz: And, you called countless John Cena matches!
*Raven motions for a mic, a his music dies down, however, the boos do not. Raven looks out in the sea of fans, as he shakes his head in disgust. The Miz slides in a chair, and sets it up, allowing the champion to sit down, as he begins to address the audience*
Raven: So, did you miss me, Japan?
*The crowd vehemently boos at the question as Raven laughs*
Raven: Don't tell me, you guys are still bitter over what I did the last time I was here. I figured you people wouldhave moved on by then. Clearly, I gave you people more credit than you deserve. My mistake. But,you have to believe me, when I found out we were coming back to Japan, I was one of the first people that spoke out, and wanted to come here. As I am the XWA World Champion, I feel I should expand where I appear, and wrestle. Then, I found out the special attraction matches that were set to happen, and, I knew I wanted to be a part of this historic night.
*The crowd slightly cheers, as Raven rakes a hand through his hair, and begins to talk again*
Raven: But, then, I remembered how disrespectful all of you were towards me the last time I was here. So, I am here tonight, to return the favor. You can consider this a hostage situation. I am hijacking this show!
*The crowd boos once again, as the group around Raven applauds his announcement, as he grins.*
JR: He can't do that! He can't just cancel the show!
Tazz: He can, and, he just did! This is even better than the scheduled show!
RavenL You can consider this show under MY control. What a fitting place to hold Raven Appreciation Night! But, don't worry, all of you play a special role in this show. You get to be the audience, that gets to witness the greatest celebration in the history of professional wrestling. An entire show dedicated to.... ME!
*The crowd boos loudly, as Raven laughs loudly*
Raven: You people can't be serious? You'd rather see your hometown legends, get demolished by the superior talents of the XWA? You people are even more self destructive than I though. But, then again, this is the home of Persona. You morons are responsible for that game being made. I even know where that game originated from. Fun fact, I know why you people made Persona. If you would be so kind, could you role the clip.
*The crowd boos, at Raven's blatant disrespect of the legendary Street Fighter player*
Raven: So, you see, that is where Persona came from. Peoeple were so depressed over that happening, they made a game, so, they could Persona themselves in the head. I mean, it's bad enough you people think you are ahead of us in terms of wrestling, but, to think you people claim to be the best in fighting games. What a fradulant statement if I ever heard one. It's bad enough, that we had to come here, but, you people are so blind to real talent. You following along, like the sheep that you are, cheering for your old crippled heroes, and, not giving the new stars any chance. While, you stand and cheer for the circus flips, and spot monkey antics of your traditional Japanese wrestlers. It all makes me sick! But, I had to endure all of that, so, I could come here, and ruin any enjoyment you get from wrestling. Consider this my way of returning the favor!
*Raven grins as the crowd continues to boo*
Raven: Go ahead and keep booing, you are just proving my point even more. Now, I don't know about you, but, I am ready to start my appreciation night! So, why not start with, what happened the last time I was here! You know the drill! Play the footage!
Revolution in Japan: Raven and Funaki vs Zane Barron and Santino Marella on October 25th, 2008
*Santino's music hits as he and Beth appear on the ramp as the Japan crowd boos*
Joey: Santino and Beth are two of XWA's newest stars, I understand they are on their way to the ring to talk about their debut.
*Santino waves to the fans as Beth enters the ring with Santino behind her as he is handed a mic*
Santino: Last week, we made our debut here in the XWA, and he made-a big impacts. The Glamazon broke Candice Mitchell's shoulder, while I opened a can of the ass whip on that one legged cripple, Zachary Gown.
Joey: I think he meant Gowen.
Santino: But, that was just the beginning. You-a see, were are here to introduce you all to our newest ally. He-a is a big force here in the XWA, let us not a waste anymore times. This is our newest ally, The Red Barron!!!!
Tazz: Red Barron?
*Beth talks into Santino's ear*
Santino: I mean, Zane Barron!!!
*Bruises by Unloco hits the PA as Zane makes his way to the ring*
Tazz: The former "B" Team leader of the Dead Pool is now teaming with Santino.
*Zane gets in the ring and shakes hands with Santino*
Santino: Now, that we have a new friend, listen up Japan, this state is so trashy, I mean, you don't have-a any Italian people in this dump. Lucky for yous, I am here, and I will wrestle right now, with Zane Barron, against anyone in the lockerrooms. So, who is gonna fight us?
Joey: Who will accept the open challenge?
*Funaki's music begins to play as the Japan crowd pops huge for their hometown hero*
Tazz: It looks like Funaki is going to accept the challenge.
Santino: Hold it right-a there Phonaki, you-a don't have a partner to face us. Surely, you know how to count to two right?
*The crowd boos loudly as Funaki brings the mic to his lips*
Funaki: Well, I am sure there is someone in the back who will team up with me.
Santino: I am sure of-a it. The Rice King is too busy to team with you Terriyaki.
*The lights go out*
Tazz: You don't think.
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!!! HE IS COMING!!!
*Suck It Up by Hed p.e. hits the P.A. as the lights come back on and smoke empties onto the entrance ramp. Out through the smoke emerges The Dark Lord, decked in a Black and white Dark Knight Joker shirt as the Japanese crowd cheers him loudly.*
Lillian: Introducing the partner, from Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, The Dark Lord, Raven!!!!
*Raven stops in the middle of the ramp and looks at both sides of the crowd behind the barricade, he looks up to the rafters and raises his hands to form the devil horns as a barrage of pyro goes off behind him. He lowers his hands and gets an arrogant smirk on his face and he continues to walk down the ramp*
Joey: It looks like Raven will be teaming with Funaki to face his old ally Zane and Santino.
*Raven rushes down the bottom of the ramp and slides into the ring, as he looks up at Funaki, he grins at him, Raven gets himself off the canvas and goes to the opposite corner, he looks out into the crowd who continue to cheer him as he raises his arms to form the Devil Horns again, as a bunch of pyro goes off and around the rafters*
Tazz: This is Epic, Raven teaming with Funaki, it will be off the charts.
*Raven gets down from the ropes and turns to Funaki and shakes his hand as the bell sounds*
Joey: Looks like Funaki will start the match against Santino.
*The Japanese fans chant for Funaki in their native language*
Tazz: Looks like the fans are behind Funaki.
*Santino and Funaki tie up in the center of the ring as Santino gets Funaki in a side headlock and flips him onto the mat*
Joey: Nice technical showing Santino.
*With Funaki on the mat, Santino slaps him across the back of the head as the crowd boos loudly*
Tazz: I love this guy.
*Santino pulls Funaki to the corner and tags in Zane*
Tazz: The former B Team Leader is putting the boots to Funaki.
*Zane props Funaki up and delivers a knife edge chop, as the crowd woooo's*
Joey: Funaki is in bad shape, he needs to tag in Raven.
*Zane gets Funaki out the corner and whips him across the ropes and hits a hige back elbow to the face*
Tazz: Funaki is taking a lot of punishment.
*On the mat Zane goes for a cover, but gets a quick two. He grabs the chin of Funaki and gets him in a rear chinlock.*
Tazz: Nice submission skills, Funaki is in bad shape.
*Zane applies more pressure as the Japanese fans will Funaki on*
Joey: The fans are trying to get Funaki up.
Tazz: Looks like it is working too.
*Funaki gets to a vertical base, and elbows Zane in the midsection, causing Zane to break the grip. With Zane stunned, Funaki hooks his head and drops him with a quick DDT.*
Joey: What impact. Can Funaki make the tag to Raven?
*Raven stretches out his hand as Funaki begins to crawl towards him as Zane gets the tag to Santino*
Tazz: Here comes Santino.
*Santino grabs Funaki by the boot and begins to drag him back to their corner*
Joey: Not looking good.
*Funaki balances himself and hits Santino with an enziguri, sending him back down to the mat*
Tazz: What a shot.
*Funaki leaps for the corner and tags in Raven as the crowd cheers loudly*
Tazz: Here comes my main man, The Dark Lord.
Joey: Will he actually help out Funaki?
*Raven runs over to Zane and knocks him off the apron*
Tazz: Thanks for coming.
*As Santino slowly tries to get up, Raven stalks to the corner and crouches down as the Japanese fans cheer loudly, knowing what is about to happen*
Tazz: Dark Assassin time Joey.
*Santino turns around and Raven charges at him and sends him back to the canvas with a loud thud*
Joey: It's got to be over.
*Raven hooks the leg as the reffalls to the mat*
One
Two
Three!!!
Lilian: Here are your winners, Raven and Funaki!!!!
Raven and Funaki are celebrating their win as Santino grabs another microphone*
Santino: Listen here Lord Dark, you had-a no business coming out to this-a ring, and a ruining the knocker slobber that Foolnaki had-a coming to him. Mark-a my words Tunaki, Glamarella and Zane will beat up you later.
*Raven smirks as Glamarella and Zane retreat up the ramp*
Tazz: Those guys should just quit while they are ahead.
Joey: Yes, Raven is the last man they want to upset.
*Funaki picks up the mic and begins to address his hometown fans*
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(Hello japan! It was an honor to be in my home county tonight, in front of you all. It was an even bigger honor teaming with Raven, thank you for helping me out tonight, and giving my hometown fans a great show.)
*Raven looks out into the crowd as they cheer him loudly, as he motions for Funaki to give him the microphone*
Raven: It was an honor to wrestle here in Japan. These fans are some of the most respectful fans I have ever been in front of in my life, and I am grateful to have this memory. For that, I thank you Funaki.
*Raven holds out his hand as he and Funaki shake hands as the Japan crowd cheers loudly*
Raven: You know, being here in Japan, I learned a lot about your wrestling history. I learned how you have some of the most athletic wrestlers in history. Such a great blend of technical skills, agiliy, power, and high flying.
*As Raven says the last style, his face begins to darken a bit*
Joey: What happened?
Raven: Then it hit me, this place is nothing but a Circus!!!
*Raven gets the manic grin on his face as the crowd boos loudly*
Raven: You people actually want to be taken seriously, but, all you have to show for it, is show stupid flip moves. Give me a break.
*Funaki having enough of what Raven said, taps him on the arm*
Raven: You going to do something Funaki? Did you get upset that I dissed your heritage? Well then, let me apologize it.
*Raven looks into the crowd, then looks at the canvas, and quickly grabs Funaki's head and drives him to the mat with the Chaos Theory*
Raven: That is what I think about your wrestling history, and that is what I think about you Funaki! Let this be a lesson to you all, I will kill the high flying style, and I will go through each and every one of you to accomplish my mission.
*Raven grins darkly as the crowd boos him loudly*
Joey: Raven has snapped again.
*The footage ends, as Raven is shown pointing and laughing, along with his group. The crowd is relentless with boos, as Tazz can be heard laughing*
Tazz: This is a great show. It's about time, we pay tribute to the best wrestler in the world! Raven deserves nothing less than the best!
Raven: So, I can see why all of you are Salty. None of you are used to being around a TRUE star in the Wrestling ranks. I get it. All of you are used to your amature hour wrestlers, who, couldn't last 5 minutes in the ring with more, or ANYONE in XWA. I am a true Champion. I have faced everyone, including RVD about 100 times. But, all have fell before me. I am the Mozart of wrestling. I am the person all the kids should look up to, and, inspire to be. Except the kids of Japan, I don't want any of you assclowns to even think about being like me.
*The crowd continues to boo, as, The Miz takes the mic from Raven*
The Miz: Really? You people have enough nerve to boo the greatest wrestler in the world. Really? Really? This man right here is my mentor. He is helping me reach the status he is on. All the guys in the back should give Raven a standing ovation every time they see him. Without him, there would be no Miz, and, there wouldn't be an XWA. Without Raven, Wrestling would cease to exist as you know it. I don't know if you people even get XWA here, but, Raven is a two time champion. He has held the title for so long. None of your precious Japanese wrestlers could even get near a title... let alone WIN one.
* The Kings and Daffney applaud The Miz, as Raven nods with appreciation as, he takes the mic from Miz.*
Raven: Thank you, Miz. You are right. Wrestling needs me too much. Without me, no one would care about wrestling, I made it mainstream. Yet, people label me a sellout. Just because I am successful at my job, and, you all fail horribly, doesn't mean you can go around and slander my name. What have you people done with your lives? Besides, eating with sticks, and, causing people to be called racist for mocking your driving? You sit on your hands, while true talent, like the people in the ring with me right now, entertain you. You are such worthless hypocrites.
*Tazz stands up an applauds Raven, as the crowd boos loudly*
JR: I am sorry, Folks. Raven is out of line here. Normally, I support Raven, he is one hell of a wrestler. But, this is un-called for.
*Tazz grabs a micand enters the ring*
Tazz: You are right, Champ. Japan is full of ungrateful hypocrites. But, I have something to contribute to this show. Since, we are showing you appreciation, I have a video I found. I am sure you guys will get enjoyment from this. Roll the clip, Monkey.
*The group laughs as the crowd boos even louder*
Raven: That is how I picture all of you Japanese people. Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Tazz: If you dug that, then, check this out.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 19, 2012 1:10:49 GMT -5
Soon the lights dim slightly as the crowd soon pops loudly for the interuption. Raven looks slightly irritated as do the Kings while Miz and Tazz look confused. Soon enough 'Rattlesnake' begins to blare on the PA system and the crowd pops huge as Seth Iser...the GM of the company, walks through the curtain. He's dressed as he normally has been through the last few months wearing a blue suit this time with a black undershirt and red tie.
JR: The mood is about to change. The owner of the company has arrived onto the scene and the look on his face...suggests he isn't happy.
As Iser walks further down the ramp, Daffney lets out an angry shriek that causes some of the people on the front row to cover their ears. Iser just immedietely rolls under the ropes and angerly snatches the microphone from a now shocked Tazz.
Iser: Right now...there isn't a need to say anything Tazz. I have something to address here.
The crowd lets out a round of applause as it seems like things are finally starting to come to order.
JR: I never thought I'd say this but thank you Iser for straightening this situation up.
Iser's cold expression just singularly focuses on Raven. The tension on his face is noticable. Miz and the Kings take a defensive stance incase Iser attempts to pull something.
Iser: These people paid to see an ass kicking.
The crowd cheers loudly at that one sentence. Iser's face doesn't waver in the slightest and they even begin an 'Iser' chant just because of that one sentence. Raven's facial expression has now switched to anger.
Iser: ...you're already seeing an ass kicking.
The crowd looks very confused as Iser then turns his back to the group and takes his glare to the hard camera.
Iser: ...the company of XWA and its brand of wrestling is kicking Japan's sorry ass as we speak.
That one sentence immedietely causes the crowd to turn on Iser and the smile is back on Raven's, Miz's, the Kings', and Tazz's face.
JR: Oh for the love of God...
Iser: ...and the people that are booing after cheering me just a second ago...how fickle are you stupid sons a bitches? Seriously, you're nothing more than a bunch of sheep that lop up the next pokemon game just to suck a Pika-dick...unaware of the true greatness of everything. That's why my country ATOMIC BOMBED your country's ass.
The bitter memories of World War II soon evoke an even louder barrage of boos. Tazz begins a mock round of applause for this as the leader of The Dead Pool begins to point and laugh at the angry Japan fans.
Iser: Hell...you know that tsunami that did great damage? It shoud've anihalated all of you idiotic people out so this great sport of wrestling can't be tainted anymore by the sight of your hypocracy and stupidity. It pisses me off.
Soon enough, with all the booing that's going on, a fan leaps the rail, all mad that these people are trashing him. Soon enough...Iser swiftly rolls out of the ring and flattens him with a vile DDT and he's out cold. The booing goes into absolute overdrive at this point as Iser just straightens up his tie that got ruffled up as he delivered the DDT.
Iser: You can't sue...by the way. You leaped the rail...so it's your own damn fault...just like it's Japan's damn fault that they still think their fucking plastic swords of an ancient, fabled myth called Samari Warriors are in lore instead of true greatness.
The people then begin to shout obseneties in their own language at the men trashing them as Iser rolls into the ring as Miz and Tazz give him some applause. Raven and the Kings are still laughing at the turn of events.
Iser: Alright gentlemen...you may continue what you are doing now. I just wanted a better seat for it all.
JR: That no good son of a...
Iser: Oh by the way...since JR's probably cursing my name out now...cut his mic.
The camera cuts to JR and you can see him mouth profane words toward the owner of the company but Iser just lets out a sadistic smile toward the camera and the hatred pouring from the Japanese audience just continues to grow.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 19, 2012 1:36:32 GMT -5
Tazz: Like I was saying, I have another great clip, that shows the utter failure of these Japanese.
Raven: I think I have gone deaf. That was the single worst thing I have heard in a long time. Well, aside from hearing these poor excuses of Human Beings here tonight!
*The crowd boos, as Raven just smirks*
Raven: I have to tell you, just being here in Japan ruins my reputation a bit. I mean, I have to lower my standards, just to come here. The only thing that is keeping me sane right now, is that, I get to hop on a plane, and get out of this toxic wasteland, and, back to the comforts of North America. On land, that truly appreciates the level of talent in the ring right now. I will also get to spend some alone time with Daffney. Now, I am sure this is a shock to you since, all of you will be forever alone. But hey, at least you guys have weak as piss alcohol, you will be able to entertain yourselves easily!
*Raven motions to the tron as another clip plays*
Raven: Yeah, you can tell this guy was drinking normal Apple Juice, and, somehow got drunk off of it. I never thought I'd see anything more pathetic than Dynasty Warriors. I never knew that game was still being made. To my utter shock it was. Here is what I think of Dynasty Warriors.
Tazz: I also found a clip that sums up my feelings for Japan.
*The entire group continues to laugh as the crowd boos loudly*
Raven: I take it you aren't having any fun? Too bad, I am having so much fun, why should this ever end?
Raven: I have learned so much about your culture. I feel so informed. I now know that Japan is the laughing stock of the entire Human race!
*As Raven laughs Funaki's music hits to a loud ovation. Funaki rushes to the ring, and gets in Raven's face as the crowd chants for him*
Raven: Well, if it isn't the Top Ramen eating midget, I humiliated the last time I was here. Are you up for a repeat Funaki?
*Funaki grabs the mic from Raven as the crowd roars*
Funaki: REVENGE!
*Funaki tosses the mic down, as he lunges at Raven. The Kings intercept him, and nail him with the KRS-One. The Miz picks up the limp body of Funaki, and drills him with the Skull Crushing Finale*
Raven: You just had to play hero, didn't you, Funaki? Well, it's time to show, just how dominant we are over Japan. Pick him up, we are not done with him!
*The Kings pick Funaki up, as Seth DROPS Funaki with a wicked DDT. Funaki lies Motionless, as Raven lifts the dead weight of Funaki, and drops him face first with a Chaos Theory. Funaki is let unconsious, as Raven signals to the back. A large dumptruck begins to reverse into the arena, as the crowd boos loudly. Daffney slides out of the ring and grabs a Japanese flag from a fan, and slides back into the ring and hands it to Raven. Raven takes the flag, and grins as he holds it up for all of them to see. Raven drapes the flag over Funaki's body, as the truck gets closer to the ring. The group bails out of the ring, as Raven tosses out the man driving the truck. Daffney grabs him, and locks him in the Lobotomy, and begins to choke the life out of this unfortunate soul. Raven enters the truck, and pushes a few levers. The back of the truck begins to open, as a ton of salt is dumped into the ring, burying both Funaki, and the Japanese flag. The crowd boos at the blatant disrespect as Raven and the group laugh at the entire scene. The mountain of salt begins to overflow from the ring, and begins to spill over to the ringside area. Raven picks up a mic, as the group heads up the ramp, dodging debris the audience is throwing their way*
Raven: Consider this arena condemned! The reason, it overflowed with SALT! On that note, STAY SALTY JAPAN!
* I Came To Play hits, as JR is shown yelling at the sight in front of him, falling on deaf ears. The group retreats through the back, as the titontron replays the destruction of Funaki over and over, as the salt continues to pile up, as people are shown vacating their seats and heading for the exits. The feed eventually is lost, as the camera's vision is obscured with salt. Needless to say, the Japanese lost on that day*
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