Revolution card

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Live from Memphis, Tennessee!

-Iser promo on Lawler and Memphis-

Opener: AJ Styles vs The Miz

-Raven promo on AJ after his match-

RVD vs Justin Credible

-Goldust promo-

Goldust vs Jeff Jarrett

Kane vs ADR

Semi-Main: Raven vs Brodus Clay

-AJ promo on Raven to return the favor-

Main event: Memphis Legend Jerry Lawler challenges the owner of the company, Seth Iser.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*The normal pyro goes off at the Revolution stage as the Memphis fans greet the start of the show with huge anticipation. Soon enough, JR and Tazz greet us as they normally do.*

JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Revolution here in Memphis, Tennessee!


Tazz: I'm very happy that Raven was humble enough to allow himself to wrestle in front of these fans.


JR: He's a wrestler just like anyone else. If he's booked to wrestle, he must. It's what he's paid to do.


Tazz: But there should be some sort of law against wrestling in hillbilly territory sometimes, right...like Tennessee or Oklahoma...no offense.


JR: Or maybe even New York in your case.


Tazz: Heh, that's pretty funny.


*The lights soon dim immedietely as Jim Johnson's redone 'Rattlesnake' theme begins to blare on the PA system. The crowd loudly detests the man coming out to this music. Soon enough, Iser methodically walks through the curtain and absorbs the barage of boos that come from the Memphis fateful. Iser, dressed in his normal black and blue business suit, just gives off a violent, unstable glare toward the people.*


JR: He certainly isn't a popular man.


Tazz: A very unstable man that really hasn't been given the proper respect that he deserves.


JR: I can understand he feels slighted but he hasn't always gone about it the right way.


*Iser does his normal, slow walk down the ramp as the hatred he receives disipates slightly. One guy in the front row gives him the finger and Iser just fires back with a quick middle finger of his own while mouthing 'Fuck you too' to bring the heat right back up. Soon enough, he rolls under the bottom rope and slinks to the corner before the lights go back to their normal setting. He is handed the microphone by Lillian as he pulls himself to his feet and the fans loudly boo him.*


Iser: Do I have your attention now?


*The crowd begins a loud chorus of 'Iser sucks' directed at the owner of the company. Iser doesn't even blink at this show of unappreciation from the crowd.*


Iser: A ton of wrestling history is in this town. Back before I was even spawned, this place bled wrestling...was wrestling...and is what a wrestling town should be about.


*Iser then just scowls out to the crowd who are now cheering their city being talked about positively.*


Iser: Now...look at this city...it's a god damned disgrace. Each and everyone one of you are just...coasting on the memories of Lawler and Funk in the empty arena. Coasting on Lawler's NWA Championship win...where in reality...just like RVD...you haven't been relevant when it matters the most in years...and why can I say that? I'm the owner of this god damned company. I have a right to say something to motivate a city, an employer or anything...but when both this city...and Van Dam for that matter, merely coast on what you were.


*Iser, scowls directly at the camera while the crowd is rabidly booing this man.*


Iser: I...REFUSE to accept that. How...dare you people rest on your laurels. How dare you people go to your god damned nine to five jobs and show the lack luster work ethic that had you hanging on by a god damned string to begin with. How dare you, Rob, also show this lack luster work ethic when it matters the most. This puts you in the same book as the star athletes that refuse to put out any effort once they get the money. I don't pay you to be lazy...nor do the bosses pay any of you idiots to be lazy. You are paid to work your ass off.


Iser shakes his head in disgust as he continues on his rant.


Iser: ...and I'm sick of being one of the bosses who busts his ass and not gets the same from certain men who are just COASTING on their names. Just like Lawler has costed on his reputation, and you are coasting on yours...Van Dam is coasting on his...and I promise you that he'll have nothing to coast on when I get through with him...just li--


*Iser is interupted by the familar tune of 'The Great Gates of Kiev'. The Memphis fateful go absolutely insane for the legend that is about to step foot to shut up the owner of this company.*


JR: Wait a minute!


Tazz: What the hell!?


*Soon enough Jerry 'The King' Lawler has stepped through the curtain with many members of the front row bowing in respect for the former AWA and NWA champion. The camera catches Iser just looking absolutely furious at the man who just interupted him. Lawler, in his wrestling gear and jacket, enters the ring, taking a moment to bask in the adulation of the crowd, and he grabs his own microphone.*


Lawler: Do you have some sort of issue with this city, Iser...because it just sounds like to me...that you're a bitter man.


*The crowd pops huge for this declaration from the local legends. Iser, showing very little emotion except distain, just stares down The King*


Lawler: I'm here to tell you...as a legend, that you need to learn to become a more rounded man before anybody can ever take what you have to say for proper merit.


Iser: ...You, considering the things YOU have done Jerry, have absolutely NO right to tell ME what to do as a man.


Lawler: Any man that has ever been born has made mistakes, Seth. You're just so embittered by past mistakes that you refuse...to realize the ones you are making.


*Iser just turns his head slightly before knocking the taste right out of Lawler's mouth with a slap that draws boos from the Memphis crowd.*


Iser: Do I have your attention now, Jerry? Since you're dressed to compete...you can meet me here for the main event of this evening...and I promise you Jerry Lawler...you will regret stepping out from entertainment's world and stepping back in to the proper world of wrestling...you decrepet son of a bitch!

*Iser rolls out of the ring before Lawler can properly retaliate with avengence. Lawler mouths some things that probably wouldn't be approved where he's usually working while Iser just glares coldly at the man he'll face later tonight.*


JR: I don't know how to feel about this except negative, Tazz. I just have a bad feeling about what may happen to him tonight.


Tazz: Putting your emotions aside, it's a very volitile match. Lawler is an old minded wrestler that always has his wrestling gear ready whenever he shows up to an event. I think he somewhat wanted this.


JR: Well then, I don't know what he's thinking considering the insane...rage that Iser has in his being right now.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

AJ and Miz had a very good twelve minute match. Styles high risk offense got him into some trouble early when he went for a springboard dropkick, but Miz moved and went with the grounded style of offense for the aerial based Styles. A couple rights here, a clothesline there, and the knee lift/neckbreaker combination that he dubbed The Mizard of Oz. That doesn't keep AJ down for long, though as AJ fires back by dumping Miz out of the ring and performs a graceful flip to the outside of the ring that got the entire crowd on their feet because of how easily he did it. Soon enough, Miz is rolled into the ring and eats the springboard forearm and soon enough...this falls in line with AJ's finisher...Miz hangs on to AJ's leg intally, but Styles gets a couple good clubbing blows in because he's used to that being done as a counter for his finisher and he delievers the Styles Clash to finish the Miz in a very good, competitive match.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*As AJ is celebrating his win over The Miz, the sounds of slow clapping is heard, as the titontron shows The XWA Champion, Raven mock clapping AJ's victory*



Raven: Nice win, AJ. You got the hard earned victory over The Miz. Really? You are celebrating that? When you beat someone in this company, who has credibility, then, you can celebrate.


*Raven smirks as he adjusts the title on his shoulder, as the crowd boos loudly*



Raven: Enjoy the feeling of victory while you can, AJ. Because, when you and I have our match, the only thing that is going to be Phenomenal, is the levels of Sodium radiating from your small body. Your tears of defeat, and sodium, will flood the streets on Gainsville, Georgia, faster than the average IQ of these moronic mongoloids here in Memphis!



*Raven laughs loudly, as the crowd chants "Raven Sucks" as AJ is seething in the ring*



Raven: Correction, I don't suck. I WIN! I know that's a hard concept for you people, and, especially AJ Styles to understand. After Barely Legal, AJ, you will still be a half-pint, who can't cut it, and, damn sure, you won't be the XW World Heavyweight Champion. But, you will get your suggested levels of Sodium, when, I hit you with the SALT SHAKER! It will be a glorious night, I am sure the people at Morton's will thank me, when their sales go up by like a hundred and 3 percent! Get Ready to FAIL, AJ! STAY SALTY!



*Raven laughs loudly, and walks out of sight, shoving the poor Camera man out of the way, nearly knocking him over*


JR: Those were some strong words from the Champion. AJ is angry!


Tazz: Raven told the truth. Miz is no where near Raven's level. So, AJ shouldn't velebrate so much.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

RVD and Justin Credible had a very short match. Credible got into the ring, and ate a kick from the top rope from Van Dam for the easy victory.


Goldust was then backstage for a very simple promo. He says that Tyson Kidd is a star that is trying to get some shine, but when he steps into the ring with the golden one...he'll realize that Goldust is the only golden superstar in XWA.


Goldust then proceeded to squash Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett, a hometown boy, got some offense on the bizare one via way of some punches, but Goldust countered The Stroke into the Curtain Call and that was it for Double J.


The next match is ADR going into the ring with Kane. ADR tried a different approach by targeting Kane's left arm to try to negate the power game a different way. A tork here, a wringer there, and even his variant of the divorce court armbreaker were enough to keep the big man at bay for a bit. Kane, however, finds the fury that has always driven him with stiff uppercuts, the clothesline off the top...a one armed suplex and one armed sideslam. He even delievered a DDT to the astonished and delighted crowd. After the DDT, Kane signaled for his one arm chokeslam and he does just that...the one armed chokeslam was enough to put away a game Del Rio in eight minutes of action.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Somebody Call My Momma hits as Brodus and his dancers come out to a mild pop from the crowd*



Tazz: Looks like the people are not impressed with Brodus Clay, I can't blame them!


JR: He is just having some fun. Lighten up.





*Brodus and his dancers dance down the ramp and get in the ring, and dance it up for the crowd*



Tazz: Is this over yet?




*Brodus is busy channeling his inner Brian Christopher, and Raven blindsides Brodus with the SALT SHAKER!*



Tazz: Thank you, Raven!



JR: Good Lord! Brodus is out like a light!


*Raven covers Brodus for the easy pin*



Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!



*Raven yanks his arm away from the ref, and lifts the limp body of Brodus back to a semi-standing proisiton. Raven spins around, and SALT SHAKER's Brodus a second time sending him falling to the mat, as the crowd boos*




JR: OK! You made your point already! What was that for! This is why people think Raven is a jackass!



Tazz: Wrong, Raven is a winner!



* I Came To Play hits the PA, as Raven stomps the fallen hat of Brodus, and poses with his title as the crowd boos loudly*





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Styles: Raven...Raven...Raven.


After Raven delievered the psychological damage to Brodus, AJ Styles, still in his wrestling gear, has now come out to greet him.


Styles: Don't think I don't watch every little thing you do ever since I found out we're going to be fighting for THE biggest prize going on in wrestling today...your XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Don't worry, I'm not going to be salty, champ. I won't be...because you will soon have to respect the new head of the food chain in wrestling...yours truly...AJ Styles.


Raven looks unimpressed by AJ's remarks as the two just stare at one another from this fair distance apart

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

We return to action with the fans anticipating the main event. Soon enough, 'The Great Gates of Kiev' begins to play as the crowd explodes a second time for their hero, Jerry Lawler. Soon enough, Lawler walks throught he curtain, his traditional crown in hand as the adulation of this audience is almost deafening.


JR: Here comes King and he's got an unenvyable task at this point in time.


Tazz: Not for nothing...I've been in the ring with Lawler ten years ago. There's no doubt he's still in phenominal shape...but he certainly isn't in his prime.


JR: That's why I'm very worried for his health right now. He's in decent spirits because he's home, but I know the man is fuming after getting slapped by the owner of this company.


Lawler, hiding some of his nerves like an old veteran does, nods at the adulation given to him as he enters the ring. He stares out to the ramp to await who he is about to face. Soon enough, the lights dim that ever so slightly and the fans go from loving to hostile in record time.


JR: The mood is about to change.


Soon enough, 'Rattlesnake' soon begins to play and on cue, Iser coldly walks through the curtain, donning a black trench coat, and his black and red attire. A couple members of the crowd are throwing some things at him. Iser just coldly swats the bottles down while also snatching a Lawler sign of support and ripping it to shreads. Soon enough, Iser rolls into the ring and as soon as he stands up, he's dropkicked by Lawler and the match begins.


JR: Come on Jerry! You have to bring it home.


Tazz: That's probably the smartest thing he could've done to start it off. Get him when he might not expect it.


Iser stumbles up and eats a couple right hands as the crowd is going crazy for their hero. This shocks Iser back to the corner, but as soon as Lawler charges with a clothesline, Iser drop toe holds the veteran and Lawler crashes to the middle turnbuckle with a hard thud.


Tazz: Very crafty move by the owner.


JR: The owner might have a black heart, but he's one of the best in the ring in the world right now. There is absolutely no doubt about that.


Lawler is slouched in the corner now as Iser starts ruthlessly throwing knees right to the King's dome as the crowd is getting restless. The ref pulls Iser off of Lawler after he ignores the five count break.


JR: Iser's already gone to the darkest side of his being.


Tazz: This could get really ugly quick.


Iser lets Lawler pull himself up before he starts throwing violent rights, lefts, and occasional knees to the corner a second time. This time, he adhears the ref's count and breaks at four, but Lawler is slouched down a second time. Iser immedietely follows up by charging at Lawler after the break and face washing him violently and Lawler rolls out of the ring.


JR: This is just a damn mugging.


Tazz: It certainly isn't ballet in this business, but Iser is just out to mame right now.


Iser just coldly ignores the warnings of the ref and walks out onto the apron. Soon, he acknowledges the booing crowd by giving them all the finger and he then sizes up a groggy Lawler before charging across the apron and leaping off with a violent knee right to Lawler's dome. Iser also makes it graceful enough so that he lands on his feet after connecting the move. Lawler is down, the fans are booing, and Iser has that sadistic smile as he's just thriving on the boos.


JR: The crowd disapproving of what Iser is doing.


Tazz: ...but it is legal as long as he doesn't get counted out.


Iser immedietely pulls Lawler to his feet and it's obvious that charging knee with that knee brace on split open their hero and he starts throwing some rights to the King's wound to widen it and let the blood flow. After those rights, he throws Lawler back into the ring before giving some members of the audience the finger again while some jawing with some of the crowd.


JR: The crowd is not approving of the owner of this company at all.


Iser then pulls himself up to the apron and then climbs to the rope to await for Lawler to get to his feet. The bloodied hero pulls himself up to his feet with the ropes before stumbling toward the owner of the company. Iser launches off the rop with a dropkick right to Lawler's face and that takes the local legend down. Iser, however doesn't seem that concerned about making a cover. He just waits for Lawler to stir before launching with a knee drop to Jerry's head and he repeats this a second time.


JR: He's just targeting the King's head.


Tazz: I think Iser is just trying to end the man's career and livelyhood. That's what this assault is about.


JR: Then that isn't right at all! It's heinous, it's criminal, and it's just a load o--


Tazz: Look, I know how you feel, but please call the match JR.


Iser soon just screams obesenely for the King to get back to his feet. Once he stumbles to his feet, Iser just kicks Lawler in the shin to hunch him down and Iser throws the wrestling II knee lift. Soon enough, Lawler stumbles up again so Iser throws three left jabs. Once he goes for the discus clothesline though, Lawler ducks and hits a belly to back suplex on the Owner! The crowd roars in approval. Lawler, starting to get the adrenaline going, pulls himself up just before Iser and he starts firing up with right hands, and the super man punch that drops the owner.


JR: Lawler is really throwing those rights.


Tazz: He found the champion's second wind.


Iser gets up just to get bodyslammed by Lawler once...twice...and then a third time. The King shouts 'HERE WE GO' loudly as the crowd roars in approval as he pulls the strap down. He climbs to the middle rope and kisses his fist before launching off with his fist drop and it connects!


Tazz: He hit it!


JR: This'll be a monumental victory for the King! Come on Jerry!


Lawler makes the cover.


ONE!


TWO!


Iser kicks out at two!


Lawler looks at Seth in astonishment before nodding his head knowing what he'll do next. He climbs to the middle rope a second time and when he looks out toward the crowd for his approval...all he gets is a stiff kick in the head from the owner of the company.


JR: Good lord, what a shot!


The blood dripping down from Lawler as he slouches down...Iser immeditely hooks Lawler for the DDT...and then drops him right on his head with the vile DDT. After he hooks Lawler's leg, there's no doubt about it.


JR: What a vile DDT. I don't think Lawler is moving much at all.


Iser immedietely demands the microphone after the victory. He absorbs such a loud array of boos from the audience before he kneels down at the bloodied and defeated Jerry Lawler.


Iser: Do I have...your attention now you feeble old...son of a bitch?


The crowd loudly jeers at the profane insult Iser launched toward their hero, but this doesn't make him flinch in the slightest.


Iser: Now...I've defeated you...for step one. For the second step...I end the myth you've created for yourself once and for all!


Iser starts to pull Lawler to his feet, blood going everywhere as the fans are livid. Soon enough, the livid boos turn into hopeful cheers as RVD appears on the ramp. He begins to charge, but Iser immedietely eyeballs the man and turns on the mic.


Iser: YOU STOP RIGHT THERE ROB!


Rob reluctantly stops as Iser is shouting at him. The crowd is booing loudly as Iser has this look that any good depraved man ever has.


Iser: If you...or anyone else even make a move to help Lawler...I will terminate your employment on the god damned spot!


JR: What!?


Tazz: Come on now, Iser.


JR: He's lost his damn mind! I can't believe this!


Tazz: I don't know what else to say but the darkest half of his personality has taken full control of him now.


RVD reluctantly has to stand there on the ramp as on cue, Raven and Miz soon step across the curtain with wide smiles on their faces. Miz has what resembles a large cardboard salt shaker in his hands and he's shaking down at the ground while Raven is pointing and laughing at the entire situation.


JR: Now look at this.


Tazz: The most awesome duo in the company finds this amusing and if he finds it great...then I find it awesome by default!


Iser eyeballs the announcers table as he tosses Lawler from the ring. Raven is shouting toward one of the camera men to get him some popcorn while Miz is just shaking the salt shaker for all its worth. RVD looks torn and conflicted as he's forced to watch this horrible occurance happen. Iser then starts peeling off the announce table.


JR: Come on boss...you won the damn match. Enough is enough!


Tazz: I think we better get out of here before Iser snaps and attacks BOTH of us!


Tazz and JR scatter enough to where Iser has space to do what he plans. He then throws Lawler onto the table before staring at the nearest turnbuckle. A couple of the fans despite not liking Iser pop for what he might do...before Iser shakes his head at that thought and the boo birds come back in full force once again. Iser then climbs the table on his own.


JR: I don't like where this is going at all.


Tazz: Our announce table is as good as dead now.


Iser just stares out to the various middle fingers and profane yells of the crowd as a lifeless Lawler is just bleeding profusely on the table. Seth then pulls Jerry up and puts him in position that causes the entire crowd to gasp. We hear Raven's laughing at what is about to happen while Miz is snickering in his own right.


JR: Not that! Anything but that Iser!


Tazz: The ultimate disrespecter as the capper to try to end this man...it's unbelieveable!


Iser then delievers one of the most sickening piledrivers seen in recent memory. The announce table just completely shatters as Lawler clutches at his neck and who could blame him? Iser soon just stares down at his carnage without any hint of emotion on him as the entire crowd begins a profane 'FUCK YOU ISER' chant at the ultimate form of disrespect from one man to another in this business. Raven continues to laugh loudly while Miz shakes the cardboard Salt Shaker in approval of this display despite some ill will he has toward Iser, himself.


JR: I think...Lawler's neck is broken...and that son of a bitch just showed absolutely NO remorce in doing it.


Tazz: Who cares about that right now? I know Iser crossed the line, but Raven is out here laughing at this and his laughing makes it all worth it!


JR: That's just reprehencable...the acts by Raven, Miz, and most importantly Iser...they're all sadistic bastards in their own way.


Tazz: Woah!


JR: and I sincerely hope someone makes that tyrant...that clone to Hitler in Iser pay and I surely hope it'll be the gutty Rob Van Dam at Barely Legal because this was just a sickening display by the owner of the company! How dare he!


XWA soon goes off the air with first a shot of Raven and Miz laughing, a shot of RVD's tormented look, and then a shot at the emotionless glare Iser has toward the fallen Jerry Lawler.