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[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Chase vs Alex Riley

GM Iser promo

Kane vs Douglas Williams

CM Punk-Homicide confrontation

Sin Cara and Shark Boy vs The Dudley Boyz

Raven and Miz promo

MCMG vs Primo and Epico

Semi Main exhibition match: CM Punk vs Christian

Main Event tag match challenge: Raven and Miz vs AJ Styles and Tyson Kidd

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Alex Riley didn't even have a snowball's chance in hell. Once Chase's music played, Riley was pretty damn nervous. It was impossible for him to hide it. Soon enough, the bell rings and Riley goes for a clothesline, but Chase ducks, sinks in the Mouthful of Poison submission move and the world doesn't blame Riley for when his hand taps the mat because if he didn't, he'd be sleeping with the fishes. After the quick victory, Chase just coldly looked at the camera and mouthed 'Benjamin, you're next at Barely Legal.'

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The camera soon fades into the confines of the owner's office. There, Iser, dressed in the traditional suit that he's almost always seen in public appearances, just greets the camera with a very cold glare. The rumblings of the Louisville, Kentucky crowd booing this man is damn loud. It's almost as if the Wildcats themselves walked into the arena and taunted them about their Louisville teams.



Iser: First off...let me address the one sentence Chase just stated to the entire world. He wants Shelton Benjamin at Barely Legal...and you know what...that's a match I'd love to see right now. You'll get your wish once Benjamin returns from his well deserved vacation. When we visit Nashville for Barely Legal, you two will open the show in style.



The crowd roars in approval at the first announcement. That doesn't change the glacial glare that is fixated on the man's face, though.



Iser: Second announcement...Raven.



Just the mere mention of the champion's name harbors an ill and hostile responce from the crowd.


Iser: You have a right to know who your next challenger for your championship will be for Barely Legal. I don't ever pull any punches here nor will I ever start to but you'll have some time to prepare for it. You get to go one on one with AJ Styles...also for Barely Legal in Nashville, Tennessee.



The crowd begins a very loud 'AJ' chant on cue after the second announcement. The same stoic expression is still on Iser's face, however. It still isn't wavering in the slightest.


Iser: ...and thirdly...with the ownership business done...I have a small message to who I'm facing at Barely Legal...Rob Van Dam.


Iser pauses briefly as the crowd reacts positively to Rob's name after they stopped chanting AJ. Iser just shakes his head toward the camera, though.


Iser: We're not chilling out, we're not going to hang out...we damn sure aren't going to experience 4:20 together, big man. When we hit Nashville for Barely Legal...I promise you, Rob...you will rue the day that you EVER...crossed me and the most painful day of your life will begin when you learn one simple fact...you will respect the name...Seth Iser when I'm through with you.


Suddenly, after Iser's brief comments, Miz barges into the camera-view and Iser's still glacial glare is now fixated straight at the self proclaimed awesome one.


Miz: Really, Seth? Really?


Iser: You should've knocked, Mike.


Miz: How cute, you're all mad that I didn't knock when the more agregious sin is you not putting one of your most must see stars on the pay per view card! Don't deny me that, bossman.


Iser: You want a pay per view match?


Miz: Damn right I do, Seth.


Iser soon begins to snicker out loud as the obviously unamused Miz just looks fuming at the boss's lack of...concern to Miz's request.


Iser: Didn't your mother ever tell you to be careful what you wish for because you just may have it? Since I'm in a decent enough mood, Mike...I'll grant your request to have a pay per view match. You are main eventing on television a fair bit for me of late so it's only fair.


Miz: I knew you'd see things my way...because everyone knows that I'm the Miz and I---


Iser: Hold on a second, Miz...as for who you are facing...I should wish you luck because you're facing one of the angriest guys on the roster.


Miz's expression darkens from the previous jubulation he showed immedietely.


Iser: You face...Kane.


Miz: WHAT!?


The crowd cheers loudly at this announcement as Miz, after that one word outburst, is standing there speechless and trying to come to terms to what may happen to him in this match.


Iser: Now...since you didn't knock...I highly advise to you that you get the hell out of my office...or you will not make it to Kane when I get done to you.


Miz, going through a wide range of emotions in his face, just shakes his head in disgust toward the owner as Iser doesn't show much emotion toward Miz's responce. The awesome one soon leaves as Iser just watches him go as the camera fades to black.

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Douglas Williams puts forth a good effort here, but the momentum Kane is riding is just too much right now. For a few minutes, Kane looks like he's merely toying with the Englishman with his punches, just actively engaging him just to see what he can offer toward him. Douglas soon ends up showing off his mat prowness by taking down the much bigger man with an amature styled takedown and following the formula Kaz used by attacking the bigger man's leg. This formula, though sound, is ineffective in the end because when Kane kicks it up one more notch with his rights...Williams has absolutely no answer for him at all. Kane soon finishes him off at the eight minute mark with a chokeslam.


CM Punk appears to be headed toward the ring after this match...for a chance to call out his former friend...but at the Gorilla position, Homicide strikes him from behind with a roll of dimes loaded in his fist to immedietely knock the straight edge star down. The assault is swift, fierce, and deadly with right hands but before Cide can get the fork back out...security finally manages to get there to prevent what happened at Wrestlemania from happening again.


The makeshift team of Shark Boy and Sin Cara don't even pose a threat to the experienced Dudley Boyz. Though both flyiers tag in to try to break up the onslaught of the experienced duo, they have no answer for a veteran's cunning. Shark Boy falls to the 3D in a rather unremarkable three minute tag match.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Back from commercials, we see The Miz backstage, pacing back and forth.*


The Miz: I can't believe it. Boss Man putting me in a match with Kane! What did I do to deserve this? So what if I didn't knock. I am the most must-see superstar in XWA, I deserve respect. I shouldn't have to face the Big Red Moron in a match. No one wants to see that!



*Miz knocks over a few bottles of water from a nearby table and scowls at the workers*


The Miz: What are you fools looking at? Really? I hope you are listening, Iser. After I beat that overgrown burn victim, there is no one stopping me from destroying you.

*The crowd boos loudly in the background as Miz continues to inflate his ego*


The Miz: I hope you watch my match tonight, Kane. That is only a taste of what's in store for you. The same goes for you, Iser. After I win tonight, and, after I beat Kane, I will be one step closer to becoming the new XWA World Heavyweight Champion! I will make this company must-see, and make it mainstream! Because, I'm The Miz, and I'm......



*The screen shifts next to Miz, as we see Raven standing there, with the XWA title around his shoulder.*



Raven: Really, Miz? You as the XWA Champion? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, seeing as how I hold the title, I don't see you winning it ANYTIME soon. But, hey, you can always dream. Also, about the whole "you" winning in the match, let's not forget it's a tag match. You are in the ring with the champion, if anything, I am the one who has to carry you out there. Let me tell you something, AJ. I have already given you a dose of the SALT SHAKER, and I can do it again, in the blink of an eye. Just because you are next in line, to get a shot at MY title, doesn't mean I am going to make it easy on you. Tonight, in a city named after Losers, Loserville, Cantucky, I am going to prove to not only you, but, the entire world, why I am the best in the world at what I do.



*Raven grins and adjusts his title, as the crowd boos loudly*


Raven: Then, when we have our match at Barely Legal, I will prove once again, that I can't be stopped. So, AJ, enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, because, after I give you a dose of the SALT SHAKER, your dreams will come to an end, much like Miz here, after Kane is done with him.



*Raven mock smiles at Miz, who seems to be upset by his comments*



Raven: What's wrong, Miz? You look as upset as the entire population of Japan, when they found out MegaMan was cancelled. Did someone steal your Yu Gi Oh cards? I tell you what, you should be happy. You get me as your tag partner for the second straight week. That means, you are going to look like a big star, teaming with the BIGGEST star in the entire world. This might be the closest to gold you will get in this company. So, try not to choke out there, Mr. Awesome.



The Miz: You know what, I love how you can just waltz in here, and make it all about you. In case you haven't heard, I am facing Kane!



*Raven looks at Miz, rather bored as he shines his XWA title*


Raven: Oh, I have heard. But, you see, since I am not the one facing Kane, I could care less about your match. I have broken Kane's arm in the past, so, Kane is of no concern to me. You should spend less time bragging about how you will win the XWA title one day, and focus on reserving a room in the hospital. You should book a few extras, that way, Tyson Kidd and AJ can join you. It's time for you to overdose on SALT! Much like, the civilians of Loserville overdose on losing! So, chop, chop, Miz. I have a tag match to win tonight. Let's get this over as fast as we can, I can't stand being in this toxic wasteland any longer. Oh, by the way Loserville..... STAY SALTY!



*Raven smirks at Miz, who follows behind as we fade to commercials*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

MCMG and the duo of Epico and Primo have a high paced, high octane style of match that goes nine minutes. Oohs and Aahs were had with how quick the four men worked and how crisp everything was. However, Primo made one mistake with a dive, and Sabin ends up rolling up Primo with a cradle and that nets them the victory.


A wounded CM Punk and Christian then take to the field in a brilliant semi main event. Punk is a little dizzy from the assault and the wily veteran Christian ends up taking it to the weakened CM Punk but after the inital flury things even out a little more once Punk is able to put some wear and tear on the Canadian. One of the coolest spots of the match was when Punk was going for the GTS, but Christian wiggled out and reverse DDT'd Punk to the ground with a wonderful nearfall. Christian then tried to irish whip Punk to the corner and go for a splash. Punk moves, but Christian lands on the middle rope to catch himself and when Punk turns around, Christian goes for his sunset flip. Punk rolls through and ends up turning into a wonderful Cloverleaf submission hold which creates a Dean Malenko chant in memorance of his match with Raven at the second wrestlemania. Christian does get to the ropes and Punk ends up wanting to hit the GTS, but Christian counters again and hits the Killswitch on the wounded Punk and this is just enough to beat the straight edge star...but it may have gone the otherway had Punk not been ambushed by the loose cannon Homicide.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Tyson Kidd's music begins to play as the crowd cheers loudly*


Lilian: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighting in at 195 pounds, Tyson Kidd!



JR: This man has been in some pretty big matches. But, tonight, he is in a tag match, against the Champion!



Tazz: Kidd will see that he is in over his head. After, my main man, Raven, SALT SHAKERS his brains out!



*Tyson hops into the ring and warms up*



*GET READY TO FLY!!!*



*Golden pyro begins to fall, as the hooded figure of AJ Styles becomes visible, as the crowd cheers loudly.*



Lilian: And, his partner, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing in at 218 pounds, The Phenomenal AJ Styles!




JR: Here is the man that gets the next title shot at Raven. He will get his chance at Barely Legal.



Tazz: Not for nothing, but, AJ Styles stands no chance, in taking the title from Raven.




*AJ Gets in the ring, and poses for the fans in attendence as his music fades*





*"Your Goodbye" by Downstait begins to play as The Miz appears on the stage, as the crowd boos loudly*


Lilian: Introducing the challengers, first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 220 pounds, The Miz!



Tazz: Here is the man that made the mistake of not knocking on the GM's door. In the end, he will take on Kane at Barely Legal.


JR: He also got on his partner's bad side, by saying he could become the XWA Champion in the future.



*Miz does his pose on the ramp as he struts down to the ring. as the fans continue to boo. He glares at the fans, and hops onto the apron, and swings his legs up. He climbs the turnbuckle and poses, much to the dismay of the sold out crowd*












*The lights dim, as smoke begins to empty from the back, and the crowd boos the loudest of the night, knowing who is about to appear.*



Lilian: And his partner, from, Toronto, Ontario, Canda, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!


* Out through the smoke emerges the current XWA World champion, decked in his official XWA SALT SHAKER shirt, Raven hops around a bit, as he loosens his muscles. He begins his trek down the ramp and pauses in the middle, looking side to side at the sold out crowd, who continues to boo . Looking straight ahead, he raises the devil horns and looks upwards as a barrage of pyro and fireworks go off behind him.*



Tazz: Here he is. Fresh off his AMAZING YouShoot interview with the GM. I had to watch it about 100 times. Raven's mind is so deep. I didn't know how many he disliked. Lucky for me, I am not one of them! But, I bet he doesn't like you JR. Raven would say you are a MASSIVE DICK, on top of being MASSIVE!



JR: Oh, give me a damn break! Raven is a damn bully, plain and simple!




Raven rushes under the ropes and Slides in the ring. He walks to the corner and climbs up, raising the Devil Horns above his heads and the crowd continues to boo. Raven hops off the apron and hands the title to a nearby official and the bell rings.*






JR: It looks like Raven is going to start the match against AJ Styles.



*Raven looks across at AJ, who seems rather happy at getting a crack at the champion. Raven smirks, and backs off, and tags in Miz, as the crowd boos*



Tazz: Looks like you were wrong, Jim. Miz will take on AJ.



*AJ looks rather pissed as Miz enters the ring, as he and AJ Circle eachother before locking up. Miz gets the advantage, and backs AJ into the corner. The ref asks for a clean break, but Miz, decks AJ with a right hand, and continues to keep up the pressure*



JR: Miz is taking out all his aggression on AJ.



Tazz: He should. Miz has a lot to prove.



*Miz picks AJ up, and whips him off the ropes, and hits a knee to the gut. Miz applies a chinlock, as the crowd wills AJ on*



JR: Miz is showing ruthless aggression. Maybe, he has what it takes to live in his match with Kane.




*AJ gets to a verticle base, as he picks Miz up, and drops him with a back suplex. AJ takes a breather, and hits Miz with a running flying kneedrop, crashing all his weight down across Miz's face.*



Tazz: AJ showing off his speed. Won't do him any good against Raven.




*AJ bounces off the ropes, and hits a second running kneedrop. He goes for the pin, but gets a quick two. AJ picks Miz up, and hits him with forearms as Miz is reeling in the corner. AJ Runs at him, and hits a leaping forearm, that sends the Miz crashing down to the mat. Miz rolls to his corner, and Tags in Raven, as the crowd cheers wildly.*



JR: Looks like the crowd is finally going to see a preview of Barely Legal.



*Raven slowly enters the ring, and stands before AJ. Raven turns his attention to Tyson Kidd, and shouts for the Little Midget to watch and learn, as he decks AJ with a blindside Right hand. Raven quickly falls to the mat, and continues to unload a barrage of right hands, on the defenseless AJ.*



Tazz: Raven showing why he is the champion.



*The ref gets in the middle as Raven stops punching AJ, and picks him up. Raven looks over at Tyson yet again, and tells him to stop making a mockery of the Hart family name, as he whips AJ off the ropes. AJ ducks a clothesline attempt, as Raven turns right into a picture perfect dropkick. The crowd roars for AJ, as both men are down. AJ gets to his feet, and has his sights on the fallen champion, as Kidd reaches over and tags himself in*



JR: Wow, Tyson has just tagged himself in. AJ does not look pleased.


*AJ glares at Tyson, as he climbs into the ring, and goes to pin Raven. Raven easily kicks out as he makes it to his feet. Tyson goes to charge at Raven, as he ducks, and catches Tyson with a snapmare, and kicks him in the middle of the back*



Tazz: That kick was sick.



*Raven begins to stomp the prone body of kick, making sure to target each limb of his body. Raven places an extra hard kick, across Tyson's forehead, causing his head to whiplash back against the canvas*




JR: So cold, so calculating.



Tazz: So Awesome!



*Raven picks the limp body of Kidd up, and knocks him back down with a hard right hand. Raven takes some time to gloat, as he poses over the downed body of Kidd*



JR: Raven, taking the time to remind everyone he is better than all of us. So classy.


Tazz: Stop being salty.




*Raven goes for a cocky cover as he Tyson gets the shoulder up at the last minute.*



JR: Raven seems to be toying with Tyson.



*Raven lifts Tyson back to his feet, and begins to badmouth the Hart family member, as Tyson regains some life, and kicks Raven in the midsection, and hits him with a running crossbody*



JR: Tyson can do it!


Tazz: NO!


*Tyson goes for the quick pin, hoping to upset the Champion. But, Raven manages to get his shoulder up*



Tazz: There you go, Champ!


*Miz hops off the apron, and runs around to AJ, and yanks him off, causing his head to bounce off the apron*


JR: What was that for?



*Tyson notices this, but, sees Raven is still down. Motioning to the crowd, Tyson leaps over the ropes, and waits for Raven to stand up*



JR: Tyson is going to try and put the champion away.



Tazz: Good luck with that.


*Raven manages to get to his feet, his back to Tyson, as Tyson propels himself off the ropes, and leaps towards Raven. Raven quickly spins around, and Nails Tyson in the head with the SALT SHAKER, halting Tyson's flight, and sending him falling to the mat.*




Tazz: SALT SHAKER!




*Raven covers Tyson and gets the pinfall for his team.*



Lilian: Here are your winners, Raven and The Miz!!!



*I Came To Play hits the PA, as Raven is handed his title, as he raises it high over his head. Miz enters the ring, and joins the champion in celebrating, causing the fans to boo even louder. Instant replays being to play, as we are taken back to the live shot. Raven stands in front of AJ, and points to him lying on the floor, as the camera zooms in on the title, and the shows fades to black*



Winners via Pinfall: Raven and The Miz (14:00)