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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 15, 2012 22:15:38 GMT -5
Opener: Christian vs Douglas Williams
AJ Styles responds to Raven's attack
Kane vs Kaz
GM Iser vs Tyson Kidd
Iser calls out RVD
Main Event: Raven and The Miz vs RVD and Kofi Kingston
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 22, 2012 23:20:25 GMT -5
Christian and Williams had a very technical eight minute match. Even the greco roman knuckle lock made its return early on. Soon enough, Christian's veteran instinct and superior quickness carried the day. Williams gave as good as he got with his suplexes, but Christian ended up countering a charge into the turnbuckle with his sunset flip and got the sneaky three count.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 22, 2012 23:34:03 GMT -5
The camera soon focuses on the interview area, the first time we've been here in a while, where Coach is ready to conduct business. The sharply dressed Coach greets the camera with a curtious nod before starting.
Coach: My guest at this time...AJ Styles!
Styles soon comes into the camera's view drawing a-lot of screams from the females and some applause from the guys. He seems humbled by the positive reception he's getting.
Coach: Now then...you got laid out by the alpha dog of the company, Raven not too long ago. You took a violent elbow to your head. How do you feel about that?
AJ Styles: I felt like I got hit in the head by a damn horse. It doesn't feel good to be on the receiving end of that...but that aside...let me put it to you like this. I don't know Raven that well personally, but if you come down to the ring in the middle of one of my matches just to lay me out...you have to have some sort of problem with me.
AJ pauses briefly as if he's searching for the right words. The females shriek his name loudly and repeatedly.
AJ Styles: ...and if that's the case, champion or not, he's due for an ass kicking.
Miz: Really?
The fans begin a fair sounding chorus of boos for the cocky superstar, The Miz. He's dressed to compete considering he is main eventing.
Miz: Really? Really AJ? Do you really think it's that easy to go after the biggest dog and yet you ignore one of the most must see superstars to ever lace up a pair of boots?
AJ Styles puts on a sly smile as he's being lectured, but Miz is not amused in the slightest.
Miz: Why don't you just watch in your little monitor backstage while the champion and yours truly do what true main event superstars do and that's show these pathetic fans why we are forever better than them. You want to know why? Because I'm the Miz...and I'M AWE---
AJ soon cuts Miz off.
AJ Styles: ...and you're going to get an ass kicking. Whether it's from me, RVD, or Kofi...it doesn't matter. You need to be humbled.
Miz: Tell you what, oh Fraudulant one...why don't you find a partner for Breakdown and take on the champion and I...that is if you can find a friend who will help your stupid redneck ass.
AJ Styles: ...you're on, Miz.
The two have a bit of a faceoff as XWA goes into commercial...to promote Raven's merch.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 22, 2012 23:39:23 GMT -5
Kaz tries against the Big Red Monster. He really does. He smartly goes to dropkick the big man in the knee cap as he enters the ring and focuses his flury of offense on the knee. All this does, however, is infuriate the Big Red Machine. Kaz eats a boot and Kane then sidewalk slams the poor guy before heading to the top rope and flooring him with a clothesline. That's enough to get the pin, but Kane decided on a little extra-curricular activity by chokeslaming the hell out of poor Kaz and then when the fans chanted one more time, he proceeded to chokeslam Kaz into next Tuesday.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 22, 2012 23:46:16 GMT -5
Tyson Kidd really opened up some eyes here with his performance against the owner of the company here. The aerial prowness he showed, especally with his spectacular moonsault from the top rope, really wowed the crowd. It's easy, though, to get fan support against the loathed Iser and Iser showed why he's despised with some nasty suplexes, chops, punches, and knee shots to the face. Iser even drilled Kidd hard with his knee braced knee between the eyes and it did provoke a trinkle of blood. Though Kidd tried his best to fight through it, he wasn't used to the blood loss. He did mount a brief comeback where he nailed the Code Blue and went for the Dungeon Lock, but Iser countered with a drop toe hold into a quick heel hook and then he transitioned that into a vile variant of the Regal Stretch. Kidd fights hard and gets to the ropes to show his metal but this doesn't phase the game Iser. He soon waits for Kidd to get up and drops him with a vicious DDT that makes the entire crowd gasp. Iser shakes his head and picks up the upstart Kidd and drops him with a second DDT. Iser then thinks about it for a brief second before his sadistic side takes over...and he picks up the groggy and fallen Tyson Kidd and drops him with a third violent DDT. After the third DDT, the ref rules that Tyson Kidd is unable to continue.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 23, 2012 0:04:38 GMT -5
The commercial returns and Iser is still in the ring with a microphone in hand. He's just absorbing the boos from the Lexington, Kentucky fateful with the familar scowl that almost always seems to be in his face these days.
Iser: Do I have your attention now?
The crowd answers this question with a resounding chorus of boos.
JR: The XWA fans don't think too highly of the owner of the company here.
Tazz: They really need to have more respect for what this man has done.
JR: I'm sure they respect what he has done, but they don't respect what he has become.
Iser: I see all the foam hands with Van Dam's name on it. The company markets those...but I can't help but think that everytime I see those thumbs pointing to the shoulders as you sheep chant 'RVD'...it makes me want to destroy him. The more you ask him about 4:20, the more I want to hear his neck snap.
Iser then pauses as the rage seems to seep through his voice.
Iser: The more...you beg to see him do the Frog Splash...the more I want to hear his damned leg snap like it did in ECW so he can't perform that move for you people anymore!
The fans then boo this declaration from the owner of the company.
Iser: You incest loving infidels are NOT what I want to see in this company. The buck teeth, the leeching from MY state's moonshine, and the fucking jug bands from hell make me sick that my state wanted to take some of YOUR culture for their own you sorry son of a bitches. How dare all of you.
The fans begin a loud 'Iser sucks' chant but this doesn't effect the owner in the slightest.
Iser: I suck? I'm one of the greatest performers in my sport of this generation and all of you god damned idiots are busy leeching off of life support, government programs, and whatever god damned bones our piece of shit congress will throw to you. Why don't you people stand on your own two feet instead of support such a god damned fool like Van Dam for ONCE in your LIVES!?
*ROB VAN DAM!*
JR: I think someone has finally had enough of the GM's ramblings
*THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW!*
Taz: He's really asking for it now.
RVD soon steps onto the stage with his familar smile on his face as the fans begin to chant his name immedietely for interupting the owner for the second show in a row. Van Dam stands on the ramp, though, knowing he has a match in just a little bit.
RVD: You really need to take a chill pill, dude. Why don't you just come to the back with me...and we'll stretch out...and you can experience 4:20 reality from me...
*RVD smiles as the fans chant this with him*
RVD: R...V...D!
Iser reacts to this with even more fury as it looks like he might have a stroke from...pure anger. The fans begin a very loud 'RVD' chant as Iser is just trembling from all his rage.
JR: Look at Iser's face.
Tazz: This might end up even worse than last time where Rob was damned lucky to escape with his hide in tact.
Iser: Fuck you, Rob.
Iser twitches in his anger.
Iser: Fuck you for promoting drugs in MY company. Fuck you for disgracing MY company. Fuck you for disrespecting ME in MY company...and most importantly Rob: Fuck you for being the most incompetent piece of shit I've ever dealt with in my entire life.
RVD: Time out, dude. It's obvious you have some anger towards me...so how about we settle our little dispute?
Iser: I thought you'd never ask, Rob...but since you're busy for tonight...we'll fight at Barely Legal...where you will continue to fail to live up to your god damned egocentric Mr. PPV nickname. I hope you have decent medical care after I'm through with you...because if you don't...I'll retire you from smoking your damn pot...and I'll permanently retire you from this business. Do you understand what I am saying to you...you sorry son of a bitch?
RVD: All I'll understand come Barely Legal...RVD 4:20 will smoke your ass.
Iser: No...I'll cripple your ass instead Rob...but good luck tonight...because you'll need it.
*Iser slams down the microphone as XWA goes back into commercial at this standoff*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 23, 2012 0:34:28 GMT -5
Miz and Van Dam start the tag match and are fairly even to begin with though RVD is a bit distracted about the possibilities of what could happen. Raven then provides the brief distraction with verbal taunting before Miz takes advantage. Miz then starts to hit some of his normal offense on Van Dam before Van Dam, feeding off the crowd, hits his spinning dropkick to drop him and make the tag. Kofi starts with a quick little flury, but Miz ducks Kofi's leaping lariet and drops Kofi with a clothesline from behind. Soon enough, Miz hits his old Mizard of Oz finisher but Kofi does get the shoulder up. After that, Miz shows some frustration with mounted punches, but Kofi blocks the punches and starts hitting his fast paced, high octane offense. To Kofi's shagrin, though, Raven blindtagged Miz and as soon as Kofi turns around to see Raven, he eats a SALT SHAKER! Miz ends up booting Van Dam off the apron as Raven gets the fall. Miz decides to add insult to injury by low DDTing Kofi to the mat. The two villanous men then pose as XWA goes off the air.
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