Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 12, 2012 20:14:48 GMT -5
Following Users are in this story!
Raven: Christian
Maartyrr: Cal Dodge
Mizz Michelle: Angelina Love/ "Barbara Walters"
Hellbent: The recently deported Sin Cara. VIVA AMERIKA!
Click. Our cameras open with a shot of a Platinum Blonde woman walking down the granite steps of a luxurious hotel towards a waiting limosuine, whilst a small man with light brown hair chases her down them. The sun beams down onto the pavement, obviously a hot day today and the smell of ice cream and sun-tan lotion fill the air. The pair of them are both followed by 2 Large men carrying Pink suitcases, presumbly the woman's. The woman is wearing a White tight-fitting tank top with light blue denim jeans while on the other hand, the man is dressed in an Aqua coloured sweater and Black slacks. The pair of them climb into the white limosuine as the 2 men place the suitcases in the trunk of the limo. In the back of the limo, the woman is sitting breathing heavily and close to tears as the small man trys his best to comfort her. When the woman lifts her head up we see that it is, infact, Angelina Love.
Angelina Love
“BUT DID YOU SEE HIM CHRISTIAN! He asked me could he take my bags! I could've been mugged! Mugged by... by... an UGLY PERSON!"
She gasps in horror trying her best to wipe her eyes with her right hand whilst her left hand rests over her mouth. Christian rubs her on the back and tries to comfort her.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Angelina, that kid was the bellhop. That's his job, he transports people's luggage to their rooms for them. Let the poor kid do his job. Lord knows, this is the best job he can get!
This is met with a un-sympathetic eye roll from Christian as he takes his hand off Angelina's back as she gazes up at him confused and through tear-filled eyes, accompanied by a theatrical type 'sniffle' as the limosuine begins to move towards its desired destination, all full and ready to go
Angelina Love
Christian I don't care what you say! That man wanted to take my luggage from me! I mean, c'mon Christian, who the HECK employs a man with hair and teeth like that except McDonald's.”
She starts to pant louder and louder, as Christian begins to panic. He begins to rub her back again and starts to speak to her, trying to calm her down.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
NO! Angelina. NO! Remember what Dr. XIZOR told you! When you get all heat-up like this, breathe in and out. In... and out.
The Queen Diva, obviously remembering what her Doctor told her begins to breath in and out as Christian gets up and walks down the limo a little bit. Coming back with a bottle of water for Angelina. She grabs it from his hand stopping her breathing exercise for a short moment before taking a swig from the bottle of 'Evian'. She seems to have cooled down, and Christian tries to change the mood asking her question's.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Soooooo, Ange. How are you looking forward to making your work debut with Cal Dodge? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Angelina Love
Ugh, Christian... who gave you permission to talk crap? Because I certainly didn't and the last time I looked I was the one putting money in your bank, but y'know something? I am like SOOO looking forward to later today! I'm, like, totally going to a SUPERMODEL!
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Are you kidding Angelina? You look like a secretary supermodel!
Angelina Love
OH YIPPEE! I totally do don't I?
She pouts, catching a glimpse of herself in the limosuine's marble furnishings and fixing her hair as the limosuine stops dead and they are arrived at Angelina's destination. The car lot that is home to Cal Dodge, the top car salesmen of the nation. Angelina smirks to herself, as Christian gets up and out of the limosuine holding the door open for Angelina and helping her down the step. She clicks her fingers and her 2 Bodyguards grab her luggage from the boot. Angelina turns around to Christian.
Angelina Love
Oh, and Christian - I'm going to need a latté, a bowl full of purple Skittles and some Cashmere handkerchiefs - because you know the effect Cotton has on my skin. Okay, thank's Honey!
Angelina grabs her Dolce & Gabana handbag placing it in the crook of her arm and begins to walk through the carpark leaving Christian and her 2 Bodyguards at the limosuine. Christian watches her till she walks out of view and then grabs his cellphone from his pocket and begins to get Angelina's demands sorted for her. As Angelina walks through the backstage corridors of the arena she passes various greas monkies and desk morons until she reaches the Workers area. As per usual, Miss Love has requested her room complete with throne, which as we see when the cameras reach the room is gold with cream coloured cushions. Angelina sets her handbag down on the floor next to the throne and fishes out a BlackBerry Bold. The Queen Diva flicks through for a few seconds before she is interrupted by The Mexican Sensation chef Sin Cara!
Deported Sin Cara
YESH! YOU WAN SOME TACOS MISS ANGALENA LUV? I LOVE YOU!
Angelina Love
That's lovely sweetie! It's always nice to meet a fan, but I'm not signing autographs just yet - call back later and I'll get Christian to give you a signed photo.
Deported Sin Cara
K! YOU NO WAN TACO
Sin Cara runs to the kitchen and starts to turn on a stove, preparing to make some of his Mother's famous TACO'S CON TACO
Angelina sits down, as a middle ages woman, comes into the room and sits down next to her
Angelina Love
OH! BARBARA WALTERS! I love you! I've always wanted an interview with you! I love your work! I mean I watched your interview with Monica Lewinsky. I JUST LOVE YOU
"Barbara Walters"
Errr, I'm NOT Barbara Walters? I'm HeartBreak
Angelina Love
Ewwwwww! You could of ATLEAST kept it going for a little bit 'Heartbreak" is that even your real name? Are those even your real breasts? Well, come on. I haven't got all day.
"Barbara Walters"
HMPH! So, why are you at our dealership?
Angelina Love
I'm here to do my shopping Barbs, because y'know I absoloutely love shopping. WELL A-DUHHHHHHH. I am also here, to help out my Honey Bunny, Christian with his job! The poor baby is being worked too hard by mean ol' Cal Dodge!
She blows a kiss to Heartbreak Walters, and exits the room and heads into Cal's office
That Car Selling Maniac
Well, if it isn't Miss Love. What can I do for ya sweets?
Deported Sin Cara
TACO TACO TACO TACO OLE OLE OLE
Angelina Love
OH MY LORD SIN A RAMA! You should soooo go into stand-up comedy, although I think you'd only get to play the run down holes in the wall clubs and such? The really run down places? 'Cause believe me honey, you don't have a face for Comedy Central!
That Car Selling Maniac
AYE! CARA! Get back to tha kitchen, pronto!
Sin Cara rushes out the room, running into the door, as he exists
That Car Selling Maniac
So, I heard you are going to be my new secretary, is that right?
Angelina Love
HEELLLOOOOOOO!!!! I am only here because of Christian! You work him too hard Dodge! You need to give him a break, so he can take little old me SHOPPING!!!!!!!!
That Car Selling Maniac
Is that all? Well, why didn't ya say that before! When you see Christian, you tell him he has the rest of the day off!
Angelina Love
YAYSKIS!!!!! I'M A BOSS!!!!
Angelina prances out the room, as she runs into Christian and Sin Cara talking
Deported Sin Cara
TRY MY NEW TACO NOW!!!
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Look here, Hombre. I am not going to eat that DISGUSTING thing, you call a TACO!
Angelina Love
UGH, GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Cara... It looks like im going to have to do something that your mother should of done a long time ago
Before Sin Cara knew what had hit him Angelina grabs a brown paper bag with a acceptably 'beautiful' face drawn on it and slides it over Sin's head
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Now THAT reeked of AWESOMENESS!!!!!
Angelina guides Sin Cara and pushes him back into the kitchen
Angelina Love
STAY IN THERE THIS TIME! Also, note to yourself, no one wants your ICKY TACOS!!!!
Deported Sin Cara
ME SO SO VERY SORRY! YO SOY UN TACO MAN
A cackle, like nothing heard from her lips before emerges. She leans backwards into the throne applying some peach coloured lip gloss. The camera man walks backwards and towards the door before leaving and turning the camera off record. Her eyes scan the room for a few seconds more, as she thinks to herself befor grabbing the nearest edition of 'OK! USA' and catching up on her celebrity gossip
That Car Selling Maniac
Hey! Listen to my latest slogan!
Cal pulls up a bumper sticker for them all to read
Angelina Love
Swine Flu. (Catch it, Bin it, Kill it folks)
That Car Selling Maniac
Whatcha think?
Angelina Love
GROSS!
As Angelina yells, a loud BOOM can be heard. As Sin Cara has yet again, botched his latest creation, and set the kitchen ablaze
EVERYONE
CARA!
Deported Sin Cara
OLE OLE OLE OLE FIRE! FIRE! OH NO I CANT BREATH HELP ME HELP ME!
Sin Cara falls over
END SCENE
Raven: Christian
Maartyrr: Cal Dodge
Mizz Michelle: Angelina Love/ "Barbara Walters"
Hellbent: The recently deported Sin Cara. VIVA AMERIKA!
Click. Our cameras open with a shot of a Platinum Blonde woman walking down the granite steps of a luxurious hotel towards a waiting limosuine, whilst a small man with light brown hair chases her down them. The sun beams down onto the pavement, obviously a hot day today and the smell of ice cream and sun-tan lotion fill the air. The pair of them are both followed by 2 Large men carrying Pink suitcases, presumbly the woman's. The woman is wearing a White tight-fitting tank top with light blue denim jeans while on the other hand, the man is dressed in an Aqua coloured sweater and Black slacks. The pair of them climb into the white limosuine as the 2 men place the suitcases in the trunk of the limo. In the back of the limo, the woman is sitting breathing heavily and close to tears as the small man trys his best to comfort her. When the woman lifts her head up we see that it is, infact, Angelina Love.
Angelina Love
“BUT DID YOU SEE HIM CHRISTIAN! He asked me could he take my bags! I could've been mugged! Mugged by... by... an UGLY PERSON!"
She gasps in horror trying her best to wipe her eyes with her right hand whilst her left hand rests over her mouth. Christian rubs her on the back and tries to comfort her.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Angelina, that kid was the bellhop. That's his job, he transports people's luggage to their rooms for them. Let the poor kid do his job. Lord knows, this is the best job he can get!
This is met with a un-sympathetic eye roll from Christian as he takes his hand off Angelina's back as she gazes up at him confused and through tear-filled eyes, accompanied by a theatrical type 'sniffle' as the limosuine begins to move towards its desired destination, all full and ready to go
Angelina Love
Christian I don't care what you say! That man wanted to take my luggage from me! I mean, c'mon Christian, who the HECK employs a man with hair and teeth like that except McDonald's.”
She starts to pant louder and louder, as Christian begins to panic. He begins to rub her back again and starts to speak to her, trying to calm her down.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
NO! Angelina. NO! Remember what Dr. XIZOR told you! When you get all heat-up like this, breathe in and out. In... and out.
The Queen Diva, obviously remembering what her Doctor told her begins to breath in and out as Christian gets up and walks down the limo a little bit. Coming back with a bottle of water for Angelina. She grabs it from his hand stopping her breathing exercise for a short moment before taking a swig from the bottle of 'Evian'. She seems to have cooled down, and Christian tries to change the mood asking her question's.
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Soooooo, Ange. How are you looking forward to making your work debut with Cal Dodge? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Angelina Love
Ugh, Christian... who gave you permission to talk crap? Because I certainly didn't and the last time I looked I was the one putting money in your bank, but y'know something? I am like SOOO looking forward to later today! I'm, like, totally going to a SUPERMODEL!
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Are you kidding Angelina? You look like a secretary supermodel!
Angelina Love
OH YIPPEE! I totally do don't I?
She pouts, catching a glimpse of herself in the limosuine's marble furnishings and fixing her hair as the limosuine stops dead and they are arrived at Angelina's destination. The car lot that is home to Cal Dodge, the top car salesmen of the nation. Angelina smirks to herself, as Christian gets up and out of the limosuine holding the door open for Angelina and helping her down the step. She clicks her fingers and her 2 Bodyguards grab her luggage from the boot. Angelina turns around to Christian.
Angelina Love
Oh, and Christian - I'm going to need a latté, a bowl full of purple Skittles and some Cashmere handkerchiefs - because you know the effect Cotton has on my skin. Okay, thank's Honey!
Angelina grabs her Dolce & Gabana handbag placing it in the crook of her arm and begins to walk through the carpark leaving Christian and her 2 Bodyguards at the limosuine. Christian watches her till she walks out of view and then grabs his cellphone from his pocket and begins to get Angelina's demands sorted for her. As Angelina walks through the backstage corridors of the arena she passes various greas monkies and desk morons until she reaches the Workers area. As per usual, Miss Love has requested her room complete with throne, which as we see when the cameras reach the room is gold with cream coloured cushions. Angelina sets her handbag down on the floor next to the throne and fishes out a BlackBerry Bold. The Queen Diva flicks through for a few seconds before she is interrupted by The Mexican Sensation chef Sin Cara!
Deported Sin Cara
YESH! YOU WAN SOME TACOS MISS ANGALENA LUV? I LOVE YOU!
Angelina Love
That's lovely sweetie! It's always nice to meet a fan, but I'm not signing autographs just yet - call back later and I'll get Christian to give you a signed photo.
Deported Sin Cara
K! YOU NO WAN TACO
Sin Cara runs to the kitchen and starts to turn on a stove, preparing to make some of his Mother's famous TACO'S CON TACO
Angelina sits down, as a middle ages woman, comes into the room and sits down next to her
Angelina Love
OH! BARBARA WALTERS! I love you! I've always wanted an interview with you! I love your work! I mean I watched your interview with Monica Lewinsky. I JUST LOVE YOU
"Barbara Walters"
Errr, I'm NOT Barbara Walters? I'm HeartBreak
Angelina Love
Ewwwwww! You could of ATLEAST kept it going for a little bit 'Heartbreak" is that even your real name? Are those even your real breasts? Well, come on. I haven't got all day.
"Barbara Walters"
HMPH! So, why are you at our dealership?
Angelina Love
I'm here to do my shopping Barbs, because y'know I absoloutely love shopping. WELL A-DUHHHHHHH. I am also here, to help out my Honey Bunny, Christian with his job! The poor baby is being worked too hard by mean ol' Cal Dodge!
She blows a kiss to Heartbreak Walters, and exits the room and heads into Cal's office
That Car Selling Maniac
Well, if it isn't Miss Love. What can I do for ya sweets?
Deported Sin Cara
TACO TACO TACO TACO OLE OLE OLE
Angelina Love
OH MY LORD SIN A RAMA! You should soooo go into stand-up comedy, although I think you'd only get to play the run down holes in the wall clubs and such? The really run down places? 'Cause believe me honey, you don't have a face for Comedy Central!
That Car Selling Maniac
AYE! CARA! Get back to tha kitchen, pronto!
Sin Cara rushes out the room, running into the door, as he exists
That Car Selling Maniac
So, I heard you are going to be my new secretary, is that right?
Angelina Love
HEELLLOOOOOOO!!!! I am only here because of Christian! You work him too hard Dodge! You need to give him a break, so he can take little old me SHOPPING!!!!!!!!
That Car Selling Maniac
Is that all? Well, why didn't ya say that before! When you see Christian, you tell him he has the rest of the day off!
Angelina Love
YAYSKIS!!!!! I'M A BOSS!!!!
Angelina prances out the room, as she runs into Christian and Sin Cara talking
Deported Sin Cara
TRY MY NEW TACO NOW!!!
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Look here, Hombre. I am not going to eat that DISGUSTING thing, you call a TACO!
Angelina Love
UGH, GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Cara... It looks like im going to have to do something that your mother should of done a long time ago
Before Sin Cara knew what had hit him Angelina grabs a brown paper bag with a acceptably 'beautiful' face drawn on it and slides it over Sin's head
The Canadian Muscle Man Christian
Now THAT reeked of AWESOMENESS!!!!!
Angelina guides Sin Cara and pushes him back into the kitchen
Angelina Love
STAY IN THERE THIS TIME! Also, note to yourself, no one wants your ICKY TACOS!!!!
Deported Sin Cara
ME SO SO VERY SORRY! YO SOY UN TACO MAN
A cackle, like nothing heard from her lips before emerges. She leans backwards into the throne applying some peach coloured lip gloss. The camera man walks backwards and towards the door before leaving and turning the camera off record. Her eyes scan the room for a few seconds more, as she thinks to herself befor grabbing the nearest edition of 'OK! USA' and catching up on her celebrity gossip
That Car Selling Maniac
Hey! Listen to my latest slogan!
Cal pulls up a bumper sticker for them all to read
Angelina Love
Swine Flu. (Catch it, Bin it, Kill it folks)
That Car Selling Maniac
Whatcha think?
Angelina Love
GROSS!
As Angelina yells, a loud BOOM can be heard. As Sin Cara has yet again, botched his latest creation, and set the kitchen ablaze
EVERYONE
CARA!
Deported Sin Cara
OLE OLE OLE OLE FIRE! FIRE! OH NO I CANT BREATH HELP ME HELP ME!
Sin Cara falls over
END SCENE
