Waiting Patiently

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

1...........2................3!




OH MY GOD! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION




The former champion rolls out of the ring and picks up the stairs and throws them up the ramp. He then kicks the railing on the wall and starts yelling every curse word in the book as he destroys the ringside announce tables




Such anger it speaks to me. Deep down, inside every human being, lies a pit of rage. It seems this man will soon be consumed by his rage




The man continues to smash the table into shambles as the new champion looks on




Such a pity, he won't be able to bask in the cheers of those people




Edge and Ashley walk down the ramp and Edge demands the bell to ring as he hands in the money in the bank...as the new champion holds his head in pain and frustration.



Such anguish, it serves this fool right, for causing this man such pain




The former champion is shown throwing the ringside television monitors around, unaware of the scene taking place in the ring



It's been a long time since I have seen pure rage like that. It intrigues me, I wonder how deep he will fall





I ain't your friend & you're not mine this difference helps me cross the line every time I'm confronted I'm unafflicted by my actions




Looking down at my phone I see who is calling





Hello, Mickie.



[glow=red,2,300]Hello, Shan. Listen, I am in this new federation called XWA, I was wondering, what are you doing?[/glow]




Currently, watching old episodes. When XWA got a new champion.




[glow=red,2,300]I know, wasn't that wild! Seems like yesterday. Anyway, I was wondering if you were interested in joining. I know the women's ranks could use someone like you.[/glow]





I don't know, I consider myself retired.




[glow=red,2,300]That's a shame, Phil is here. I figured you'd like to talk with him again. But, I understand. We will be down in your neck of the woods pretty soon. You should stop by so we can talk[/glow]




Phil? Looks like I have a reason to be there. I'll see you Mickie.





It's been years since I have seen Phil Brooks. The high and mighty CM Punk. My former boyfriend, who ditched me for that whore Traci Brooks. This could be quite fun.

Watching

Looks like a packed house tonight, but, it's so dead back here. I wonder if Phil is around.




I casually walk around backstage, as various workers stop and stare at me, probably because of my dark look, or, the fact I am not supposed to be here.





IT'S MY TITLE! I WAS ROBBED! I DESERVE A REMATCH!!!!





That voice, it sounds like someone I have heard before.




Glancing around, I see the former XWA Champion, Raven, shouting at various people backstage, as he walks right past me, seeming to not notice as he walks into his dressing room and slams the door




Interesting, very interesting. Only been a few days, and, he is already letting the rage get the best of him.




Looking back I see the new champion, and the boss of this promotion, talking with CM Punk himself





I should see how close I can get, without them noticing.




Walking behind a few crates, I press my back against it, as I look over CM Punk




He hasn't changed. Still thinks he is better than everyone. Still thinks people care about his morals and beliefs. Still, making me sick to my stomach.




The boss walks off, leaving Punk standing around, as I continue to watch him. My dark eyes piercing a hole into him.




Man, this Pepsi is good!



Rolling my eyes every so slightly, I keep them locked on Punk




The thrill of the hunt, Phil you have no idea what is going to happen to you. This will be fun, the wait has just begun




Walking out of sight, Punk turns around where I just was and looks around.



Poor fool, I am already gone

The Change

Walking into an empty area, which I make sure is empty. I sit on a small folding chair, as one of the matches begins.



Jeff Hardy... what is he doing in this place




The screen shows me that this is a special attraction match. Pitting Jeff Hardy against Raven




Interesting, I wonder what Raven will do with his new found rage.




Raven comes out, lacking most of his usual demeanor, as he bores a hole through Jeff. The fans are not helping the cause, as they are booing him very loudly




Those people don't understand the dire nature of this situation.




Hearing footsteps, I quickly exit the room, making sure no one notices me, as I duck into the hallway




Do you like that Jeff!!!! Feel like flying?!?!



Looking at a monitor, I see Raven tossing Jeff into various guardrails as he continues to berate him



Yes, that is how you deal with it. Impressive.



[glow=red,2,300]Shannon, there you are! I have been looking for you![/glow]



Turning around, I see one of my oldest friends, Mickie.




Hey, Mick. Just checking out the action.



[glow=red,2,300]I know, Poor Jeff! Being assaulted by that sore loser![/glow]



Yeah. Listen, I was thinking, I would like to join this company. But, I'd like it to be very hush, hush. I have a few ideas on how I'd like to be brought into this company.




[glow=red,2,300]Really? That is great! I will make sure to let the boss know, but, no one else.[/glow]



Good




Looking back at the screen, I notice that Raven has won his match.




Good, very good. It's begun.

Watching The Prey

I found myself backstage at another XWA event, making my way in, while security were distracted. I walk down a narrow hallway, as I find Phil yet again.





So, we meet again.



I say loud enough for him to hear, by the time he turns around, I vanish.



You will see me when I am ready for you to.




Walking down the hall, I see an interview of sorts taking place






I am standing by with Sabu. Now, Sabu, you have a match tonight with the most hardcore wrestler in history Raven. What are your thoughts about the match?

I am.....
Ready.





Three words, that he didn't mean. You know you don't stand a chance.




AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!




I hear a loud cry, as I see Raven come down the hall, past me again, and begin attacking Rob Van Dam.




You feel like flying RVD? I will make sure you NEVER fly again!






Sabu sprints by me, as he goes to RVD's aid





You.... me.... Extreme Rules!!!!!






Raven glares down at RVD, and turns to face Sabu with an evil look in his eyes




I tell you what Sabu, I will make an example out of you tonight. I accept





I knew you would




Raven looks down and kicks Sabu in the groin as he falls down in pain




See you out there "Air Sabu"






He uses air quotes and smirks down at Sabu as he walks down the hallway




Very good. I am impressed. I'll be watching.




Raven brielfy stops as he hears my words. But, doesn't turn around and continues down the hall




In time, we will formally meet. Until then, I will being waiting.... patiently






I ball my fist into my hand, and march down the hallway, and exit the building.

Did You See Me?

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Still Here

Making sure no one is around, I stalk into the building, and search my surroundings.





Looks like no one is here. I wonder where the action is





I see various cameramen heading down the hall, in the direction of the GM's office



Looks like I found out where everyone is





Walking over to the office, I gently push the door open, slightly as I peer in on the scene. The GM is seated behind his desk, as Raven and Rob Van Dam stand before him





Something big is about to happen. I can feel it.






Raven, RVD, I have asked you both here to see how we can deal with your current grudge. As you both know, I have ordered you both to not physically strike eachother, if you do, you will be fired from XWA. So, let's just settle this as peacefully as we can. RVD, what do you have to say about all of this?





Peacefully, nothing about this is Peaceful.





RVD looks at the GM and turns to Raven and gives him the middle finger and glares at Raven




The nerve of that guy. Rob is such a lousy person. He will get what he deserves.




Well, that was strong. Raven, what do you have to say?





Glancing back in the room, I see Raven, my latest observation. Standing, looking unaffected by Rob's actions.






It's obvious RVD is still bitter over the fact he lost to me in the TLC match. Newsflash RVD, the better man won. You think you are so cool, because you can jump around the ring, and do all these amazing flips, like that is actual wrestling. If you want to do flips, go join the Circus.





I smile to myself, as I see Raven bury his face in his hands, before he addresses Rob again







All the high flyers do is showboat and grandstand, and like to think they are the best, because they can do all these amazing moves. So, I took it upon myself to prove them all wrong. Go back with me, all the way to Badd Blood, I took out Rey Mysterio, from that day forward, it became my mission to get rid of the high flying division. One by one, I took them out. Matt Hardy, Out. Jeff Hardy, Out, Sabu, Out. Now, I am standing next to one of my most hated rivals, who just happens to be a high flyer.






Quite the list, those are some big names.





RVD, you have been a thorn in my side since you came to XWA. Your crying and accusing me of screwing you out of the title is just pathetic. That is why I hate the high flyers so much, if they don't get their way, they will bitch and moan about it forever. I don't care what I have to do, I will end the high flying style if it's the last thing I do. I don't care what kind of match it is, I don't care what kind of stipulation it is, I don't care if I get fired over it.
If I am going down, I am taking the high flyers with me.





Spoken by a man who can easily back up that claim.





Looking at the GM, he seems rather amused by this whole situation.





Now, Raven...RVD...neither of you can under stand the emotional pain that I had to go through but now I am gonna give you the absolute equivilant in terms of physical pain...






The GM suddenly gets a very evil smile





Four words.... Hell...in a cell!





My eyes go wide, at that thought.





Hell in a Cell! One can only think of all the pain and suffering that will take place inside that steel contraption!





Peeking back inside the room, I see Raven grinning, as he turns and heads for the door.





Time to make my exit





I stalk down the hall, as Raven exits the room and heads the opposite way





I'll see you this Sunday, Raven. Let's see if you will be able to handle my introduction





I ball my fist into my palm, as I exit the arena undetected

Still Watching

Making my way into the arena, I stop on my tracks, as I see the GM, talking with Taker.





I wonder what they are up to.





Looking around, I see the hall is mostly deserted, as I hide behind a crate full of materials.






Tonight is going to be huge. XWA's first Hell in a Cell. Being in many Hell in a Cell's in my day, it will be nice to watch one for a change.




Looking behind the crate, I see Undertaker smiling, looking rather proud he doesn't have to enter that demonic structure.




This was the only match suitable for two of the biggest Ego's in the company.




The GM chuckles a bit





With this being a big match, I hope they arrive soon. We need to go over some spots, before the show begins.





I hear a nearby door open, as I look to my left, and see Raven entering the arena. He spots Undertaker and the GM, and heads over to them






Hey, Iser. Hey, Mark. What's going on?




What did I tell you about calling me Mark?




Looking over, I see Raven think to himself.





Not to call you by that name



Exactly.




So, Mark. What are the plans for tonight




Looking from behind the crate, I see Taker shaking his head.





He has a lot of guts for calling Taker by his real name.





We just want to make sure both of you know the big spots of the match. So, no one gets hurt.




Make sure to tell Rob to control his kicks. I don't need to be stiffed to death.



I would, if Rob were here. But, it seems that he is a bit late.





He knows how I feel about being punctual.




As the three men continue their talking, Rob enters the arena, and heads over to them




Hey, Rob! So glad you could make it. But, I mean, why bother? When you are just going to lose to me again!




Raven gloats as Rob looks rather upset about the comment





As much as I enjoy watching this banter, I have something else I need to do






Making sure no one sees me, I quickly head down the hallway, as I make my way to the production truck. Slowly peeking my head inside, I see that it's empty and head inside




Now, to move onto the next stage of my plan






I pull a tape out from my bag, and place it inside the machine and quietly head outside




Let's see how they all react to this.

Do Not Ignore

Time manages to fly by, as it's mere minutes from XWA's first Hell in a Cell. Heading down the same hallway, I find Raven and Rob getting some last minute advice from Taker. They go over some of the moves, even acting some out. As they get the cue to head to the entrance ramp.





Looks like it's about to begin




Heading to the nearest lockerroom. Pushing the door open Making sure it's empty, I quietly close the door, and take a seat on the lone chair



Time to see if you are ready for my introduction




Smiling to myself, I look up at the monitor as it plays a video package covering the long standing rivalry of Raven and Rob Van Dam



Such hatred between this two. I wonder what kind of violence will be seen inside the dangerous steel cell.





Looking up at the Monitor, I see Raven making his entrance, with his band playing his song.




Time to see if you are ready to unleash all your hate. Then, and only then, will you be ready for us to meet




Hello, is anyone in there?




Glancing at the door, I hear the voice of Mickie as she knocks.







It's just me, Mickie. Just getting ready for the match





Mickie enters the room, and closes the door behind you.






[glow=red,2,300]Hey, Shannon. You ready for this match?[/glow]





I am. This match will make history.





Looking up at the screen, I see Raven crouching on the apron, as Rob struggles to his feet.





[glow=red,2,300]What do you think is going to happen?[/glow]





Raising an eyebrow, I continue to watch the scene unfold. As Van Dam goes to turn around, Raven charges across the apron and leaps off, sending himself into Rob Van Dam with an aerial version of the Dark Assassin. The impact is so big, that it sends both men through the side of the cell wall






OH WOW!






[glow=red,2,300]I have to make sure everything is alright! Excuse Me![/glow]





Mickie rushes out the room, leaving me to watch the rest alone.




One

Two

Three!!!!!



Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!






Impressive. Very Impressive. But, let's see how you all react to this





As Raven keeps laughing the lights in the arena go out and the music stops playing




As the arena is silent in the darkness, the bright red words "Watching You" flash on the titontron




Raven.... Raven..... in time, I will reveal myself. When that does happen, will you be ready for what will happen? Until then, I will be Watching You, and patiently waiting for my chance to meet you.




The Show ends with Raven staring at the tron, with a blank emotion on his face




Now, let's see what they all thought of that




Quietly exiting the room, I head down, to the center of the Hallway, and hide behind a wall





WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!




Peering from behind the wall, I see Raven rushing over to the GM.




Don't worry, I am going to get to the bottom of this. The Production Guy is on his way here




He better be! What is this, some kind of a joke?!




No, it's fate.





Looking around the corner, I see the Production guy approach the group.




Can you tell me what the hell happened out there?!




Well, no one came into the Truck, that I am aware of. So, I don't know where the footage came from, or, who put it there.





You never will, either.




Well, you better get to the bottom of this. Or else, you will be fired!




Raven marches off with the GM as they head out of the arena
[/b]




Time for me to take my leave as well

Hello, Again

I find myself backstage yet again. As I slowly make my way down the hallway, I hear voices coming from the GM's office




I should drop in unannounced.



Pushing the door open slightly, I peer into the room, and see Raven and the GM talking



So, what happened?




I came into my office, and as soon as I opened the door, a bucket of water fell all over me.




That is priceless!! That can only be the work of one man!




As I laugh to myself, I flatten myself against the wall, as Edge comes walking by, and enters the room





Damnit Adam!





It was the work of Edge!!




Looking back into the room, I see Edge and Raven high-five as he eats a slice of Pizza.




They sure have a sense of humor.




So, you guys ready for tonight's Slammy's Show?




You bet I am! I am looking forward to winning all kinds of awards!





Just remember, you and I have a big showdown tonight.




Big showdown huh? You can bet I will be watching.





Oh, I am ready for that





As the trio continue to talk, I see Matt Hardy stomping down the hall and bursting into the room





Why is a douche bag like Edge still in this company. But, you won't sign me or my Brother?





It's Matt Hardy! Quick, Hide the Pizza!




Peeking in, I see Raven stuff the rest of the slice into his mouth, as he picks up the box and hides it behind the couch




He's a clever one





Well, Matt with that kind of attitude, no one wants to work in the same company as you



Besides that, you would eat all the catering!




Raven points a finger in Matt's face, after he said that




But, it's not fair! Jeff and I are huge stars! We have more right to be here than Edge, that piece of trash!




Edge spears Matt to the ground and begins to punch him, aas the GM calls for Taker and Security





FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I got 20 bucks on Edge!




I see Raven pointing and Laughing at Matt's misfortune, as I can't help but smiling.




Raven sure gets a lot of amusement out of everyone elses agony.




As I continue to laugh to myself, I see Taker, and several security workers enter the office and Drag Matt out




Yeah! Toss him into the River!




Matt, after this, you have ruined any chance of you, or your Brother Jeff working in this company ever again!




Raven waves goodbye, and resumes eating his Pizza, as Matt is dragged out of the arena




Good riddance




Well, with that taken care of. Let's talk about the Slammy Show. Raven, you will take on William Regal, I expect a nice brawl to open the show





Well, if you wanted a Brawl, you came to the right guy.




A brawl huh? I will make sure I have the best seat in the house




Tonight, will be a huge show. As, we are on step closer to WrestleMania




Which will be headlined by us of course!




It's WrestleMania time already? Wow, I lost track of time. I am going to have to work faster on my introduction.




Taking one last glance in the office, I head towards my usual room. Making sure it's empty, I close the door and get ready for the show





Alright, Raven. Show me something good tonight.




About 45 minutes goes by, as the XWA video begins to play




Showtime




Watching the monitor, I see the award for best announcer is about to be given out





The winner is..... TAZZ!!!!!





Tazz comes out and accepts the award




Tazz deserves it, he is a true professional.




You people are in for a real treat, you get to see Raven early. Well, here he is, direct from Toronto, Canada, I give to you Raven!!!!




Raven steps out of the smoke to a loud chorus of boos. Raven wild eyed steps towards Tazz and shakes his hand.





[glow=red,2,300]Shannon, are you in there again?[/glow]





Yes.




[glow=red,2,300]So, is this your personal dressing room now?[/glow]




I like this room. It's quiet.




[glow=red,2,300]So, have you thought more about how you'd like to debut?[/glow]





I have. But, it's not finished yet. Still going over how I want to do this.




[glow=red,2,300]Well, take all the time you need.[/glow]





Looking back at the screen I see Raven Spearing Regal a second time. As he wins.




That was a good brawl




[glow=red,2,300]Raven and Regal were at the top of their game.[/glow]





Raven looks down at Regal and begins to laugh at him, seeming rather smug about things





[glow=red,2,300]Well, that was unexpected[/glow]





So, the plan continues to go without a hitch.





[glow=red,2,300]Well, I have to go. I'll talk to you later, Shannon[/glow]




Yeah, see ya.






The winner is...The title match between Raven...and GM Iser





Redemption then begins to blare throughout the arena as the fans go completely insane. GM Iser appears on the stage, wearing a black shirt with blue flames all over it, and some black jeans




Well, where is Raven?




The GM also goes to grab the mic firmly before 'Suck it Up' begins to play on the system






Looks like I answered my own question.




*Raven then proceeds to take the mic before the GM could say a word. The GM's expression, surprisingly, doesn't change at all. Raven, on the other hand, looks like he won the lottery with how happy he is right now.





Time to witness this big showdown





First off, I would like to thank...you, actually GM...because we didn't have to wrestle in front of New York City




Half the crowd doesn't even get the insult. Priceless.





estling in front of these idiots would be the day The New York Knicks win an NBA title, and the Lions win the Superbowl in the same calender year!





Secondly, I would like to thank the XWA announcer of the year, Tazz, for calling the match to the best of his ability




What's with all the confused faces? Do you not understand greatness? Well, whatever...that's New York for you...but back to my list of people I should thank. Next... I want to thank...myself for being the best wrestler of this generation! I have proven for the longest amount of time that I can do just about anything I damn well please, and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Many have tried to do something about it. Matt Hardy tried and he's swimming with the fishes. Rey Mysterio tried many times and he is probably in a coma from how badly I kicked his ass last time. RVD has tried in two major occasions and failing just like any common person would. He couldn't even beat me at his favorite type of match...the ladder match...so I completely took him out in hell in a cell.




The GM then swiftly snatches the mic from Raven's hand as the crowd cheers




Oh, he has some nerve.





For once...in your life...would you shut...the hell...up.




Are you...out of your damn mind...after the stunt you just pulled?




Stunt? What the hell are you talking about? I'm not Jeff Hardy. I don't jump off of buildings or get chokeslamed through glass like you do. May-be it's finally all starting to get to your head, 'boss'.






If that's the case, then may-be me giving you the Black Magic onto a chair must have killed YOUR head. For the last couple months, all you have done is terrorize the roster on a complete rampage...acting like a man who needed to be commited to an insane asylum and put down. Hell, when the doors to hell in a cell closed when I was watching that match...I saw a SMILE creep into your face.





Smile? I don't remember smiling in hell in a cell. I do remember sending that stoner through the cell door with the Dark Assassin.






As do I




The tape doesn't lie, Raven




Maybe I was thinking about stealing Mickie away from you for some reason.




Mickie?! What does she have to do with this?!





Slamming my fist into my palm, I continue to watch the confrontation





Don't even go there, Raven. It's bad enough dealing with a psycho monster, a guy who has the mannerisims of a viper, and a guy who basically robbed the XWA title away from me when I rightfully won it from you....so don't even go there.





Oh, stop your complaining. There are more important issues at hand





: Speaking of losing their damn minds. Let's talk about you, my friend. What the hell have you been thinking the last couple of weeks? Why did YOU stick me in hell in a cell? I didn't mind wrestling in it, but you never gave me a valid reason why I would walk into that structure that could possibly end my career if I was facing someone much more threatening. Was it merely because I was brutally honest about people who religiously do the high flying style? That style was only invented so idiotic people could get a quick jerk off because their mental capacity and attention span are too damn small. I succeeded in my mission of destroying the high flyers that I've wanted to destroy. They have all bowed before The Dark Lord.





It seems like the old Raven is back. Interesting. This plays nicely into my plans





If you...even have a shread of respect for this company...you will listen to what I am about to say.





Looking back at Raven, I see him rolling his eyes.






Go ahead and humor me





You remember when this company was in it's infancy and all you were doing was acting like Scott Levy?






No shit, smart one. You're acting like I had just come out of a coma and not remembered anything.





You also remember who gave you the green light to be yourself, right?





top quizzing me because you are wasting air time, Twisted Metal Black time, and most importantly...MY TIME.






Your time? Yeah, you are back to your old self. Let me close by saying this, Raven...what comes around goes around...and for all the people that you have left in a heap...and in a pool of blood...the redemption for those sins...is double fold. You may be The Dark Lord, I'm not denying that, or anything that you have accomplished, but a lord by the name of Jesus was put up on a cross for sins yet unknown...and I think your punishment will be far worse than that.





Raven grins as he points behind the GM





For all the enemies you have made lately with your clouded judgment...I'd watch your back






*The GM turns around and Orton drops the GM on the hard floor with an RKO and his face plobs with a loud thud as the entire crowd gasps. Raven points and laughs at the fallen GM as Orton sets up his punt kick where the GM recently had stitches. CM Punk runs out to try to save the GM but Raven drop toe holds Punk so he goes flying off the stage







Serves you right, Phil. Going out there, in the middle of such an important segment.





The screen fades to black as I exit the room. Thinking to myself, I see everyone in the hall, clapping as Raven and the GM enter.





That was AMAZING!




It went a lot better than planned!




You guys made history tonight! Now, we ride this momentum into Toronto, for WrestleMania!





I am sure this will be the biggest Mania of them all!!




As the group walks out of the arena, I step out from behind the boxes, and watch them leave.





Looks like I am on my way to Toronto. Raven, I will see you there. Keep your eyes peeled, I will be watching.





Marching out of the arena, I close the door behind me, and sink into the shadows

I See You

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

The Wait Is Over

Arriving in Toronto ahead of everyone else, I walk around the Air Canada Centre, looking for various places where I can keep tabs on everyone




Seems like only the workers are here. Looks like I will have to wait until some of the higher level people arrive.



Heading down a narrow corridor, I spy Undertaker talking to someone on the phone, seeming rather happy.




Alright, man. It's been a long time since I have seen you. Can't wait for you to get here, so we can talk. I'll see ya soon



Taker hangs up, and heads into the main part of the arena, as he watches crew workers assemble the ring, and the ringside area.



Make sure that both ringside tables are seperated well enough




Craning my neck, I see more workers hauling in crates



I wonder if there is anyone on the other side of the building?




Thinking to myself, I begin to stalk to the other side of the arena.



Well, I guess some people got here even before I did



Smirking to myself, I flatten myself against a wall, as I see the GM and Raven, seemingly going over some notes



So, After I have my AMAZING entrance, it's on from there



Yes, you and I will have one of the most brutal fights in the history of XWA



So, when does our special guest Referee get here?



He should be here shortly. I know Undertaker was on the phone with him a bit earlier.



Special Referee? I wonder who that could be. Maybe, someone Taker knows?



Glancing back at the duo, I see them looking over the notes again




Man, we got a ton of good spots in this match. This should be one for the ages.




It can't be a title match, without them. I want to make sure our second match, is one hundred times better than our first match.




How can I forget that match. That is what drew me into this company.



You sure you will be able to keep up? With that shiny hunk of metal around your knee?



Don't worry. Just because I am now wearing a knee brace, I still have more than enough to hold my own.



That is good to know. I don't want my fellow Canadians to be upset with how the match turns out!



Raven and the GM have a good laugh, as I see Undertaker walking over to them




Hey, guys. The special referee is here. Come on over!




Peeking around, I see none other than Bret "The Hitman" Hart walking over to the group. Raven quickly runs over to Bret, and shakes his hand. Looking like a kid in the candy store.




I can't believe I get to wrestle a match, with my Childhood Hero involved! This is insane!



It's an Honor, and a privelage to be here in XWA. You are a fine young talent, Raven. I have been watching your XWA Career. You have what it takes to be the biggest star in the entire industry



Me?! The Biggest Star in History?! I like it!




Everyone gets a laugh out of that, as Bret is shown the notes


So, how does it feel being a babyface?



To be honest, it's something I'm not used to, yet. It makes sense, in Toronto. But, I am used to being hated by everyone in the arena.



But, that is a good thing. Being out of your comfort zone is how you grow as a person. I remember when Bret and I were wrestling, in the old days. We faced everyone, and, time and time again, we had to be at our best. It was a tough challenge but we did it. In time, both of you will, as well.



Mark is right, you will get there




Wait, how come Bret can call you Mark?



Because, he's an old friend



So, you mean we aren't friends?!



Raven fake cries, as everyone laughs



Alright, now lets get back to the notes



Are you ok with what happens after the match?



I think so. I am ready for everyone to hate me, so, what a better way to do it, in your Hometown, with the God of Canada.


I am fine with it as well. Anything to help out a company on the rise, with such promising young talent. It's good to see.



Well, I am fine with it, too. In the mean time, I am going to play some video games, until it's time to prepare. See you guys later!




Raven jogs off to his lockerroom, as the other three shake their heads, and continue reading the notes.



I should see what he is up to

Followed

Silently making my way over to Raven's dressing room, I slowly push the door open, as I see him sitting on a couch, playing some game on his television



I am SO GOOD



Raven exclaims as a smirk plays on my lips



Hours away from the biggest match of his career, and, he is playing video games. I can't help but find this amusing




Shaking my head, I see him focusing as his phone begins to play. Glancing down, he looks at who is calling, and picks up the phone




Hey, Chase. What's up, Bro?



Looking back in the room, I see him multi-tasking, as he continues to play his game, and talk




Yeah, I got to meet Bret Hart! He said I have what it takes to be the biggest star in history!



He says with the biggest grin on his face, as I can't help but smile.



No, really. He did say that. Whatever, just hurry up and get here, you can meet him, too. Alright, later.




Ravens hangs up, and tosses the phone onto the couch




AH MAN! I LOST! Stupid distractions!




Raven groans, and turns off the video game system, and heads over to his locker.




It's time to prepare for FINAL BATTLE!




Raven reaches into his locker, and pulls out a shirt



Ah, my newest Official XWA Shirt, such a beauty




Raven nods his head in agreement, as he puts it on




If you could only imagine, someone is outside your locker right now.




Smirking to myself, I look back in the room, as Raven is adjusting his wristbands, and making sure his hair looks alright.




I look like Ten million bucks. Beat that Ted Dibiase!




Raven does a mock laugh of the legendary wrestler, as he begins to head over to the door.




Time to vanish

Haunted

Heading back towards the main area backstage, I see all the XWA talents, as Bret Hart looks to be giving some Pep talk




This looks interesting. I should see what he is saying.




Quietly walking behind a lone crate, I look over as Bret continues to talk.





Tonight, all of you will be a part of XWA's biggest event. Make sure you give it all you've got, to make sure all the people know, this was the BIGGEST event XWA has ever done. Let them know, they witnessed something that will go down in history. Let them know that this is the company to watch!



Everyone busts out with applause as Bret concludes his speech





On that note, let's have a great show people



Undertaker smiles, as he pats a few people on the back





Looks like the show is about to start.





As I slowly make my way back to the hallway, I stop and see Undertaker approach Raven and the GM, and give them a few last words before he walks off.




I'm still watching you.




Laughing to myself, I stalk down the hallway, as I spy a room with the name "CM Punk" on it




Looks like I have found Mr. Brooks room, I should go in, and take a look




Slowly turning the door knob, I push open the door, as I come into the empty room




Not too shabby. I still see he has his trademark Pepsi layout. I wonder if he'd notice a bottle missing



I grin as I grab one of the bottles off the table, and take a big swig of it.




It's such a shame that he is addicted to this stuff.




I can't believe I am not on the card! This is unfair! Oh well, I can still watch the event, and drink my Pepsi!!



Looks like I have company



Ducking into the nearby closet, CM Punk comes into his room and heads over to the table



I love me some Pepsi!



He smiles and opens a bottle and takes a sip



Hey, Punk! Come here a minute




Punk turns his attention to the hall, as he walks over to the worker.



Come on, we are going to watch the event in the lobby.




Punk follows the man to the lobby.




To the lobby I shall go.

The Hunt Is On

Hiding behind a lone wall, I see various talent, not on the show, as they crowd around a monitor as the event is going on.




Did I tell you guys it's a shame I am not on this card?




I can only wonder who that is




CM Punk is shown voicing his displeasure, as the rest of the group ignore him



We know you weren't on the card, Punk. You want to know why?



It's because you are a dork chop!



Looking around the corner, I see Edge and Christian approach the group, as they mock Punk





Funny, very funny guys



It was, wasn't it?




Edge and Christian high-five as I shake my head.



What kids.



Everyone turns their attention to the screen, as the Machine Guns defeat The Miz and John Morrison



That was a great performance, simply awesome



Undertaker seems rather impressed with the match, as he nods his head in appreciation.




A video package begins to play, as I see various stagehands running in various directions, as Raven and the GM approach the entrance ramp




It's Show time.




Looking back at the screen, I see Lilian Garcia standing in the middle of the ring



Please direct your attention to the stage with Hed P.E.!



The crowd cheers loudly, as cameras pan over to the stage, where the band is set to play




Did you guys hear that pop? All they did was announce the band that plays his song.



This is Raven's hometown. It's expected for him to be the hometown favorite. Even yet, that was still a huge ovation



The group continues to watch the monitor as the band begins to play Raven's theme song.




ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!!! HE IS HERE!!!!!





The fans pop loudly again, as they begin to play



[shadow=red,left,300]I don’t belong here anymore
No, it’s not me
No, I can’t breathe
No, I am not afraid
It’s just the end of the day[/shadow]




The lights dim. Some smoke then appears where the band is playing and rising from the depths of that set is The Dark Lord himself. The fans greet him with loud cheers





There he is! Our fellow Canadian! This match is going to reek of awesomeness!



Edge says with pride, as Christian and Chase nod in agreement. Glancing over at Undertaker, he is shown to be impressed with the reaction's he has gotten so far.




[shadow=red,left,300]How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?[/shadow]





Raven then walks toward the middle of the stage,then does his signature pose on the ramp and a-lot of red and white pyro goes off on the rampway, the roof, and even some red and white streamers go off into the crowd




Now, that is how you make an entrance




The group seems to enjoy his entrance, as they all exclaim about the display



THAT WAS COOL! But, not as cool as me being on the card!



SHUT UP PUNK!




The lights go completely off now as the fans begin a chorus of boos knowing who is coming out




It's time to see how the Champion is recieved here.




Jim Johnson's redone 'Rattlesnake' theme begins to play A ring of fire then appears right at the center of the stage as the GM begins to rise from the fire wearing all white attire as the fans boo him very loudly



Well, this is the reaction we all expected for him. It's actually a lot louder than I was going to guess




The GM slowly walks over the fire, making sure his white leather coat doesn't touch the flames as he coldly walks down the ramp with that spotlight on him




It's him, versus all of Canada.




The GM slides under the ropes and takes off his jacket to reveal the new white pants he's wearing for this match. His hair has been redyed blond and he has just a cold look on his face as the fans boo him and he doesn't even seem to notice





This is going to be great! I can't wait!



Raven and the GM lock eyes, and, don't break the stare



They both look focused. Let's bring it home, guys


The Hitman's old WWF music hits as the fans explode for their hometown hero. Bret Hart comes out wearing a ref's shirt with a canadian logo, and black sweats. He highfives a few fans as he walks down the ramp and slides unter the ring





Bret Hart is such an Icon. That reaction was amazing. This match is truly the biggest in XWA history




Bret orders that the bell is to ring and the two immedetely begin a slug fest





I saw this coming




Hearing voices behind me, I quickly, run out of sight, as I duck behind some large boxes



That was too close




Focusing back on the screen I see Iser chop block Raven and apply the sharpshooter as the fans boo







I don't think the fans liked that at all.




Raven makes it to the ropes and then as soon as Iser and Bret started to argue, Raven punched Iser in the balls and soon applied a sharpshooter of his own.




Smart, very smart.




Iser fought to the ropes to break the hold





This match is a classic!



Iser leaps off the top and drives Raven onto the canvas with the Black Magic




OH MY GOD!



That was Brutal!



Hell of a move.



Iser crawls over to the motionless Raven and drapes an arm over him. Bret gets in perfect position and counts Raven manages to kick out at the last second.



That was too close. Don't give up.




The fans go completely insane as their hero has kicked out of the GM's best move. Iser shouts at Bret who just gives him two fingers, and then the middle finger!





Telling him he's Number One!


Iser spits blood toward Bret, who doesn't retaliate, and he starts to slowly climb the top rope





Alright, this is it.




Iser leaps into the air as high as he can and does a shooting star press but Raven is up now. As soon as Iser does the full rotation, Raven spikes Iser's face into the mat with a Chaos Theory as the fans begin a giant 'Holy shit' chant.




PERFECT!



YES!




Taker shouts, as he seems very happy with what just happened




Raven crawls to the KOed GM and then puts his entire body on him for an actual cover. Bret counts.

1.............2..............3!



NEW CHAMPION!



HE DID IT!




Impressive! You did well!




I shriek a bit too loudly, as several people look around, looking for the person who made the noise.



You won't find me.




Bret goes over to grab the XWA belt as Raven stands to his feet, holding his neck and rightfully so. Bret soon puts the belt around Raven's waist as the Canadian fans pop. Raven slides out of the ring as the fans shower their hero with 'Thank you Raven' chants.




That was an INSTANT CLASSIC!


Iser pulls himself up on the ropes as Bret turns to him Iser pushes Bret Hart in frustration as the fans boo. Bret Hart responds by punching Iser to the ground as the Canadian fans roar with their approval!





Bret still has it!



Bret soon goes over to Iser's legs and trys to apply a sharpshooter, but Iser kicks him off and as soon as Bret goes over for another charge, Iser kicks him in the balls as the fans shout 'Fuck you Iser'. Iser seems unphased as he grabs a chair and as soon as Bret gets back to his knees, he coldly swings at full force knocking Bret out. The fans respond with a chorus of boos as Iser slides out of the ring and flips the fans off





Now, that is how you close an event!




A video package recapping the entire event is shown for the fans in the arena, as Raven, the GM and Bret head back into the lobby.




You guys did AMAZING!



I am very proud of you young bucks!




Yeah! We did pretty well out there!



I'll say, we made history!



I am glad I could be here, and be a part of such a great moment! Wrestling is in good hands, with the two of you leading the way!




The group continues to clamor over the amazing match we just saw.




Now, that was history in the making.




Backing out of the lobby, I head back into Raven's room, and duck inside the room




Well, let's hit the town and celebrate. I know a great place to eat around here!



Cool! Let me go and get my stuff, and I will meet you out there!






The door opens as Raven rushes inside, and starts to put stuff inside a bag.




That was some performance you put on tonight. I am impressed



Raven stops what he is doing and looks around



Who is there? How did you get in my room?



I have been watching you for quite some time now. I am very interested in what you have been doing. Do not worry, you will find out who I am soon enough. In the mean time, I will be watching you, and waiting patiently until we meet!



I let out a laugh, as Raven quickly grabs his bag and exits the room, closing the door behind him. Leaving me in darkness




I will see you again, shortly.

Weather The Storm

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Hot off the heels from Wrestlemania, I have noticed the secruity has been beefed up backstage



I always did like a challenge.




Scanning the area, I see the GM head over to his office




I should see if something is going on




Slowly creeping down the hall, I peek my head in, and see CM Punk standing before the GM



What is Phillip doing here?



Thanks for meeting me, Punk. I am well aware that you were unhappy being left off the Wrestlemania card. In fact, several people told me, you said that countless times throughout the event.



It was not the best way to spend a Wrestlemania, I will tell you that much!



Well, this is my way of making it up to you. As you know, Raven won the title, and in the process, turned into the face of this company. In order to keep his face turn going, he is going to need some good heels to face. This is where you come in, how would you like to be his first title defense?



Are you serious?! I'd love a title shot!




Then, it's settled. I will alert Raven of this when he arrives. We will start putting the plan in motion on tonight's show.




Punk? Getting a title shot against Raven? This I got to see!



Sounds good to me! Thanks again, Iser!




Punk rushes out of the room, heading down the hall




You are happy right now. But, if I have my way, you will be devastated at the end of this.





Laughing to myself I begin to walk down the hall, I walk over to a door, and begin to knock



[glow=red,2,300]It's open![/glow]




Pushing the door open, I enter the room, and head over to Mickie




[glow=red,2,300]Hey, Shannon. What brings you here?[/glow]




I thought more about how I would like to debut





[glow=red,2,300]You have? Well, that's great![/glow]




Yeah. But, if it's ok with you, I'd rather show everyone, instead of telling them.




[glow=red,2,300]Do whatever you think is best. I'm so excited! We get to work together![/glow]




It should be fun. Well, if you will excuse me, I am going to get ready for the show. I have a feeling it will be a BIG show tonight!




Waving back at Mickie, I exit the room and slink back down the hall




Well, what do we have here?



Looking ahead of me, I see Raven walking down the hallway. He seems rather paranoid, and checks over his shoulder as he heads to the GM's office




Looks like someone is still spooked about our encounter




Laughing to myself, I begin to follow him to the GM's office




There he is! Our new champion! I was actually waiting for you to arrive



Sorry, I'm a bit late. I have been a bit.... preoccupied




You have been acting a bit strange, after Wrestlemania. What happened?



Well, after we had our match, we were going out to celebrate, I went to my room, to get my stuff. Someone was in my room! They said they have been watching me!




Well, this sounds serious




I know! I have no idea who this person is, or what they want




Don't worry, you will soon enough




Well, I have alerted security, from the night someone snuck into the Production truck. So, whoever this is, they will have a hard time running around backstage



No, I won't




Well, that makes me feel better. So, what did you need to tell me?




Now that you are the champion, and the new top babyface of XWA, you are set for your first title defense.




Cool. Who do I have to face?



You will be facing CM Punk at No Mercy. I am making it up to him, from not booking him on the Mania card.




Makes sense. Punk should be a good opponent. At least after this, he can't complain about not being on a Pay Per View!



Exactly. So, the match will be announced tonight. Think you can get a segment together by then?



You know me, I can think of material very fast. Plus, it's CM Punk, I am sure I have a lot of material for him



So it's all set. I'll see you later.



Later, Boss



Raven exits the office, as he continues to look over his shoulder.




The time is getting closer, Raven. Will you be ready?

In Motion

The hours have went by, and I find myself in my personal dressing room, as the show begins to start




Let's see how this all plays out




Breakdown doesn't begin with the usual pyro. Instead, we hear 'Psychosocial' begin to blare on the P.A. system as the fans begin to jeer and boo. GM Iser makes his appearance on the ramp, sporting a pair of blue jeans and a black and blue plaid shirt. Iser just slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans.

Let's keep it short and sweet. Since I'm picking Raven's opponent at No Mercy...I'll let Raven do the same for me. He can pick any jackass in the back that he wants to face me, but I will be the one who will cripple them. The first objective in killing Raven's legacy...is to obliterate his friends...one...by one...by single one until he's just a shell of a man. That includes you people in the crowd. I'll do that...and Raven's opponent will complete the second objective...take away his driving force. The XWA Title. That opponent is a man everyone should be proud of...

'This Fire Burns' begins to play on the system now as the fans begin to jeer and boo as CM Punk appears on the stage.

Iser: I give you C...M...PUNK!





You got your wish, Punk. But, it won't end very well for you.





Punk does his traditional X pose as the fans throw plastic cups of beer at him. Punk just laughs it off as he walks back up the ramp and XWA goes into commercial





Now, let's see what our champion has to say about this.




Back from commercials The titontron changes view, as we are taken directly into Raven's dressing area as the crowd cheers loudly. The XWA world title is shown resting around the left shoulder of the champ.




So, it seems the GM has finally lost it. After all this time, he has finally managed to get rid of Kane. This is just another prime example of why he should not have all this power. But, he doesn't use it all for bad. No, in fact, he did some good tonight. It seems that he wants me to have a rather easy title defense at No Mercy, and he picked the so-called Straight Edge Monkey, CM Punk. Really? CM Punk, let me so you exactly what I think of CM Punk, roll the footage.





The titontron shows footage of Raven giving Punk a drop toe hold, and he goes sailing off the stage. Various clips of beatdowns on Punk, including of their no Contest, where Raven laid Punk out with the Chaos Theory. The video package then ends with shots of Punk running around in circles as Raven points and laughs at him in the background. Back live the crowd is heard laughing very loudly at Punk's stupidity, as Raven wears a rather smug grin on his face




Well, that showed CM Punk at his best




So, as you can see folks, I am not worried one bit. There is nothing to worry about, when you have to face the Short Bus riding CM Punk. He is nothing more than a greased hair monkey, with a bunch of tattoos that even five year olds know aren't cool At Unforgiven, I will beat Punk so badly, that he will wish he were an alcoholic. I will cripple Punk so violently, that, he will wish he had popped a few pain pills in his life.

No matter the outcome, I will remain XWA World Heavyweight Champion.







Yes, yes, you will, I will see to it.





After Raven's promo, I hear that he will have a rematch with William Regal





I wonder how long it will take before Punky boy shows his face.




Fight it Raven, fight it




Raven manages to use his upper body strength to pull himself to the bottom rope as the crowd cheers loudly causing Regal to let go of the hold



Raven got to the ropes, Regal is livid





Regal is shown badmouthing the ref as Raven is shown getting to a vertical base




But, has the damage been done? What does Raven have left?




Regal is still arguing as the ref, as he turns around quickly as sees Raven rushing at him and hits him with a Dark Assassin out of no where




Here is your winner, Raven!!!






Raven's music hits as he slowly gets up and is handed his title. He holds it up high as the crowd cheers loudly as we see instant replays of the high spots. Back live Raven is shown celebrating his win on the ramp as the fans continue to cheer



Impressive. Very impressive.




As soon as Raven begins his celebration, Punk and Iser sprint down the ramp and immedietely attack Raven.





Well, that didn't take very long!



I hiss to myself, as I slam my fist into my palm





Iser applies a sharpshooter onto Raven as Punk stomps on Raven's head and the fans boo. Regal approaches the mayham and seems like he's going to stop it by raising his fist at Punk, who backs off


Regal instead starts stomping away at Raven's head as well as Iser cranks up the pressure on the sharpshooter. Punk starts putting the badmouth to Raven as the fans hiss and boos quite loudly





This proves that straight edge means I'm better tha




You think you know me




Now what is going on?





Edge sprints down to the ring, armed with a chair, as the fans go insane




EDGE IS BACK!



Edge cracks Regal in the head with the chair first. Punk bails, and as soon as Iser lets go of the sharpshooter, he's smacked in the head with the chair. Edge helps the XWA champ to his feet as the crowd loudly begins to chant Edge as the show comes to an end




Well, it looks like the Champion has friends in high places. Little does he know, he's going to have another ONE!




I shriek loudly, as I exit my room an vanish into the shadows

Hello

On the eve of No Mercy, I quickly enter the arena, and stalk to my dressing room



I have to hurry, I don't have much time before the match starts




Walking in front of the vanity, I apply some heavy eyeliner around my eyes, and put on some of my trademark black lipstick




Raven, Punk, both of your worlds will change tonight!




I laugh to myself, as I exit my room, and begin to walk towards the arena entrance




It looks like the match is already underway. I am going to have to hurry, if this is going to work



Glancing at a nearby monitor as I see Punk beginning to tear at the turnbuckle padding, as it exposes it's solid steel center




Showtime!




I quickly run into the stands, as I push my way through the fans, as some of them shout out my name, as I head over to the barricade and jump over it. Spying the ref, trying to put the turnbuckle back on, I slide into the ring, and empty some of the contents of the little plasitc bag into my hands. Punk turns around, as I toss the white powder into his eyes, and slide out of the ring, and exit the way I came.



WHO WAS THAT?!



WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!



That went better than I expected!



Looking at the monitor, I see CM Punk staggering around, blinded from the powder, as I see Raven blast Punk across the head with a wicked chair shot




End it Raven, end it!




Raven once again sets up the chair and grabs Punk by the head and locks his face in a vice




Raven takes a running start and drives Punk's face into the standing steel chair with a Chaos Theory




YES!!!!




I scream loudly, as Raven retains his title




Here is your winner and still XWA heavyweight Champion, The Dark Lord, Raven!!




The crowd cheers loudly as the ref hands Raven his title that he holds up proudly as the fans continue to cheer him.




I think you are ready now



Heading to his dressing room, I push the door open, and take a seat on the steel folding chair




It's time for us to finally meet.




Raven turns the knob, and enters the room, the XWA title in his hand, as he stops and stares at me





Hello, Raven.




Raven continues to stare in bewilderment




From the looks of things, I take it you know who I am already?




Regaining his composure, he slowly nods his head




You're Daffney. But, I thought you were retired.




So did everyone else. But, I decided it wasn't the right time for me to leave



So, how did you end uo here?



I'm friends with Mickie. She ran the idea by me, of joining this place. One thing led to another, and, here I am




So, everything that has been going on around here, it was caused by you?



Guilty as charged?




But, why me? Why have you been following me?




The first XWA show I saw, was you losing the XWA title. After you lost, I saw you with so much rage, as you destroyed everyone and everything until you got it back. I told myself that I had to witness the rage in person.



So, you did all this, as a test?




You could say that. I was also doing all of this to get back at CM Punk.



So, that is why you helped me?




Yes. Now, that I have made it known I am here, it's time for me to officially become a member of the roster. You and I have a lot more work to do.



You and I?



Yes. You didn't think I was done with you did I?




Letting out a laugh, Raven shakes his head and smirks



No, I didn't.



Today marks the day that we join forces. Together, XWA won't know what hit them!




I shout loudly as Raven smiles



Well, after all of this. I am glad to have you on my side!





Raven says with a bit of relief in his voice as I smile




So, you think the GM will allow me to be your Manager?




Raven grins his trademark grin




Oh, I think something can be arranged



Good. Well, care to walk me out? We have more plans to go over



Raven nods as he grabs his bag, and we exit the arena

I Have Spoken

Raven and I enter the arena. It's been a few days since I made my debut



Well, I have no more reasons to hide anymore.



I can only imagine how much you have heard go on around here.




A lot of stuff. You wouldn't even believe



We head to the GM's office, as we enter the room




Hey, Boss




Hey, Champ. Is this our newest addition?




Indeed, this is Daffney.



It's a pleasure to meet you.




The GM's demeanor is actually a lot different than I thought




So, Raven has told me that you would like to join XWA, as his manager.




Yes, I would. Would that be alright?




Oh, it's more than alright!




I turn to Raven, as he gives me a big grin




Well, I see nothing wrong with it. If Raven is alright with it, so am I




The GM pulls out a contract, and places it on the desk





All you have to do is sign, and it's official




I walk over to the desk, and glance over the contract. Reaching for the pen, I sign on the dotted line.





It's official! Welcome to XWA, Daffney!




I let out a loud scream, as Raven and the GM cover their ears




Well, this will be a lot of fun!




It's the end of XWA as you know it!




I slam my fist into my palm and laugh

The End of the Line

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Living In Silence

It has been several weeks since I have joined XWA. No more, do I have to hide from everyone. But, I still have a soft spot in my heart for slinking my way around the backstage area. It is how I started making my mark here in XWA. Why give that up now?




Slowly walking down a hallway, I see The GM and Raven discussing plans for tonight's Show.




Ok, since this is Edge's Appreciation show, he is going to have his moment to deliver a speech to the audience. Afterwards, you and I will have our final show down before Mania.



Speaking of which, I have something planned for Edge, once theshow is over. I am sure you are going to get a kick out of it. Since, I know you have been waiting for the perfect way to pay him back over the water incident. When Edge comes back here, after the show is over, you and I are going to clobber him with a cake!




Sounds good to me! This will be the ultimate revenge!



It will. Well, looks like I better get ready for my match with Randy. I also have to go find Daffney, but, she could be nearly anywhere at this point.



Smiling to myself, I watch Raven head in my direction, as I head back in the direction of his locker room, Opening the door slowly, I leave it open as I head towards my bag, and begin to do my pre-show make-up.




Hey, there you are. I see you are getting ready for my match with Orton.





Nodding my head, I stare ahead into the mirror and apply heavy eyeshadow around my eyes.




So, I heard about your plans for Edge. Why doesn't it surprise me that you guys are still pranking eachother?




Laughing to myself, I see Raven head over to a table and grab a bottle of Pepsi.



Why doesn't it surprise me, that you heard what Seth and I were talking about. But, yeah, it will be a fun way to end the night. Edge is a good guy, and, it's a shame he has to retire. But, we can't wrestle forever. But, we can still have fun outsaide the ring.





Raven grins as he takes a sip of his Pepsi, as I finish applying my black lipstick.




So, you think XWA is ready for the Scream Queen?




I turn to Raven, as he takes in my apperance. Wearing my usual corset with ripped stockings and combat boots. He slowly grins as he nods his head.





Oh, I am sure they aren't. But, they don't have any choice in the matter. But, most importantly, I am ready for you to be here. Together, you and I are going to destroy XWA.





Smiling darkly, I head over to Raven, and ruffle his hair. Which, causes him to leap back, and quickly run his hands through it.




Oh, that's right. You don't like people ruining your hair? Not even little ol' me?





Well, I guess I could let it slide, Daffers.




Raven adds with a sly smirk, as I roll my eyes and push him out of the room.




Come on, Bird Boy. You have a match.



Grabbing my hand, Raven leads us down the hall as we head over to the gorilla position. Various stagehands look at the scene, more so, gawking at me, as my piercing brown eyes bore holes through them.




Move along people, nothing to see here.




Besides, the two hottest people on the planet!




Leave it to Raven to add his own narcissistic spin on things. We make it to the curtain, as Raven's theme song hits the P.A. System.




AWESOME!!!!





The arena dims, as I see the smoke being to bellow out in front of me. Raven lookcs back at me and nods, as he heads out into the smoke, and emerges to a lout ovation. Raven begins his walk down the ramp, as I slink out behind him.Raven pauses in the middle of the ramp, he looks out into the screaming fans in the stands, as he unclips the title from around his waist, and hoists it over his head as a barage of pyro goes off behind him, causing the fans to cheer louder. Raven puts the title around his shoulder, as he grins and continues his walk to the ring. Raven rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. He walks over to the corner and holds the title up and raises the devil horn with his other hand as the crowd cheers loudly




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As the match continues to go onRaven begins to stomp a mudhole into Randy


Tazz: Raven is stomping the hell out of Randy.


*Raven lands the final stomp, directly to Randy's face*


JR: Raven is vicious.




Laughing loudly, I watch as Raven gloats over the fallen body of Randy, as he lifts him up and whips him off the ropes. Randy ducks a clothesline and hits Raven with a dropkick.Raven gets up, as Randy hits a clothesline, and another one.





Raven waits for Randy to make it to his feet, he grabs Randy by the neck and goes for the Chaos Theory, Randy scouts this, and shoves Raven off*



Tazz: Looks like Randy was ready for that.



*Randy gets to his feet, and goes for the RKO on Raven*



JR: RKO?


*Raven counters this, in the same manner, by pushing Randy away*



Tazz: Raven saw that coming.



*Randy steadys himself, as he turns around, and is met with a Dark Assassin*




Tazz: Dark Assassin!


JR: Good lord!



*Raven covers Randy, and puts his feet on the ropes for extra leverage*



Tazz: RAVEN WINS!






Yelling loudly, I enter the ring, as the ref as Raven is handed his title, he holds it up high, standing over the fallen body of Randy. He turns to me and smirks, as he holds the ropes for me as I exit the ring. Raven slides out of the ring, and holds the title up high, as he stares at the fallen body of Orton.

Guilt By Association

Changing back into my ripped jeans and tank top, I relax a bit in Raven's lockerroom, following his victory over Randy. Glancing up at the monitor I see Edge and the GM give eachother a respectful nod as they go their seperate ways. Soon, the camera pans out to the ring






You think you know me





So, this is where one of the most decorated careers in all of wrestling comes to an end. It's been one hell of a ride.





The familar theme of Edge's blares out as the crowd goes insane. Soon, emerging from the smoke is The Rated R Superstar as he is greeted with a thunderous applause from the audience. JR and Tazz both stand up from their broadcast table and clap alongside the audience.

Edge then nods at the reception of the crowd as he walks down the ramp and does his signature pose as all the pyro goes off behind him. Soon, he runs and slides into the ring with a small devious smile before he stands up. Soon, Lillian respectfully hands him the microphone since the man needs no introduction this time.

Edge: I---

Edge is interupted by a loud 'Thank you Edge!" chant from the respectful crowd.

Edge: Thank you...

Edge nods in appreciation of the audience. Soon the audience begins to die down as they allow the man to speak.

Edge: Now...as much as I wish that it doesn't...this business hurts. Ask the GM...there's a reason why he has a knee brace on...but when I broke my neck a few years ago...

Edge winces a little toward his neck...

Edge: I knew I was on borrowed time...but after some tests...as you all know...I have to retire from this sport, effective immedietely.

Edge nods his head slowly as many members of the front row bow toward The Rated R Superstar.

Edge: I'd like to thank XWA...for dedicating this hour long program to me...

Edge wipes away some of the waterworks in his eyes, the fans even more supportive.

Edge: I'd like to thank the GM for giving me the oppurtunity to be who I've always been in this ring and compete under my terms.

The fans boo the mention of the GM's name prodominately but there is a small section of fans who cheer him.

Edge: See...he's doing his job too well. I put him over and you people still boo him.

This warrents a laugh from the fans.

Edge: I'd like to thank Raven for all the shinangins we get into backstage. The shit we've done backstage that doesn't make the air is just priceless.

Edge lets out a laugh.

Edge: I'd also like to thank my best friend, Christian...for all these years of support...and I promise I won't be long...because this promotion is about the wrestling...so...I'll close with this...

Edge then looks at the hard camera.

Edge: Thank you all...whether you bought a ticket to see me...or to see me get my ass kicked...for all the years through all the ups and downs...and Matt Hardy...you are still a dorkchop!

Edge lets out a laugh as he poses in the ring as his music plays. Once again, the crowd gives him a standing ovation as JR and Tazz, again not saying anything, join the crowd in the ovation.




Lost in my own thoughts, I am snapped out of them, as Raven enters his lockerroom to grab his title.



Alright, it's showtime. Make sure to keep watching. The Boss and I are about to create yet another AMAZING moment.




Raven winks at me, as he struts out of the room, as I smirk.






Well, it's good to see his still think very highly of himself.






*Rattlesnake hits the PA, as the GM makes his way to the ring, as the crowd boos loudly. The GM enters the ring, and stands in the middle of it*



GM Iser: At Wrestlemania, it will end. The reign of Raven will come to an end. I have waited a long time for this day to happen. I have waited a full year to have my revenge.





*I Came To Play hits the PA as Raven walks down to the ring with a microphone*


Raven: The only thing you have been waiting for over the past year, is for me to kick your ass yet again. At WrestleMania, it won't be this grand homecoming you think it will be. Just like last year, you will lose to me. Your illusions of beating me, will go up in smoke.



GM Iser: Alright champ. Didn't your mother ever tell you to never bite more than you can chew? Let me tell you something that your system will never digest...champ. There is a man on this roster who can pin your two shoulders down onto this mat...for a three count...and you know damn well you are look'n at that guy. It haunts you Raven...that memory forever haunts you...and I promise...I'll send your infamous ego off the edge of sanity and straight into the abyss of insanity to pry that twelve pounds of gold YOU wear over your shoulder at Wrestlemania.


*Raven looks at the GM, visibly disgusted, but then the flamboyant and cocky smile soon returns to his face.*


Raven: What you don't remember is, how I nearly ended your career. So, you got lucky in our first match. Need I remind you, who won in our second match. You come out here, all high and mighty in your Men's Fashion Depot suit and tie, acting like you are all dignified, when in reality, you look like a lost Barney clone, on his way to a Bat Mitzvah.

*Iser's eye twitches in irritation at what Raven just said.

GM Iser: You know what Raven: I loathe the sight of you. Not for the barade of jokes that you try to make at everyone's expense for your own amusement...but for the type of human being you are and how you represent MY company! I loathe what you represent, Raven. I loathe it with every fiber of my being. The beanie on your head...makes me sick. This superiority complex you live with yourself in twenty four hours a day and seven days a week...is a disgraceful characteristic for a true champion to take. The damned shirts you parade yourself in pukes on the legacy of a World Championship and I can't live with myself if I allow this direct disrespect of what that championship means any longer.



Raven: You think I give a damn what you think about me? You think I care what anyone thinks of me? All I care about is being World Champion. As long as I get what I want, who cares?



GM Iser: Raven. Be prepared to lose the very thing you care about the most then because I need to beat you...more than anything you can imagine.



*Raven rolls his eyes and shakes his head. Iser's face visibly gets red with anger.*


Iser: You son of a bitch...


*Iser then fires off a violent slap right toward Raven. It rocks him from sheerly being shocked. Raven's expression changes right away while Iser's is of total fury.*


Iser: YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!


*Security immedietely rushes toward the ring as a glint of rage in Raven's eye is noticeable*


Raven: You DARE put your hands on me? Do you know who I am? I AM WRESTLING! I'm the biggest superstar this industry, let alone this company has ever seen! I will remind you, and the entire world of that come WrestleMania, when I walk in as champion, and walk out as champion! In front of all your hometown fans, I will end your legacy, as mine will continue to march on.



*Security continue to seperate the two, as they both deck them with right hands. Raven and the GM get face to face, as Raven holds the title up high, as the camera zooms in on them*



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Misery Signals

After the show has come to a close, I exit Raven's room, and head down the hallway. Various superstars are littered across the area, as they all begin applauding as Edge walks back through the curtain.






Looks like this is the Rated R Superstar's sendoff.





Edge looks on with a smile on his face, as Christian heads over to him and they embrace.





It's going to REEK without you man. I can't believe it's over!




It's been a lot of fun, but, it's not an end. It's a new start for you.




From the corner of my eyes, I see Raven and the Boss with a giant cake in their hands, as people hurry out of there way.




Hey, Edge!





Raven shouts, as Edge turns around, allowing him and Seth to smash the cake over his head, as everyone busts out laughing.



You didn't think we'd let you leave, without, getting payback for the water stunt.




Besides, we weren't going to eat the entire cake anyway. So, at least it didn't go to waste.





I am going to miss all of this. Not, having cake slammed into my hair, but, being around a group of people who share my passion.




Raven and Seth head over to Edge, as the three of them do a group hug, while Edge wipes some of the icing on the back of their shirts.





I can't believe you guys! This was the only suit I had! Now, I have to get it dry-cleaned!




Oh, boo hoo. At least you don't have to wear a suit everyday.



In my case, I never have to wear one!



So, now that you have ended your career on a highnote. What do you plan on doing now?



I'm thinking about having a behind the scenes role. While, I can't actually wrestle this time around. I can still be a part of this business.





Since, you have more free time, I am going to teach you how to play Pokemon.




Peering around the corner, I see Raven grinning as Edge rasies an eyebrow.




Me? Play Pokemon?





Hey, don't knock it, until you've tried it.




Hell, why not.




Ok, the first thing you need to know is. You ALWAYS want to Thunderbolt Graveler.





Edge nods, as the GM is trying not to laugh. Raven, doing his best acting work to sell what he is saying.




Plus, you always want to Hyper Beam the Ghost types, it does Double damage to them!




Shaking my head, I watch as it's Raven's turn to hold in his laughter, as Edge seems to be taking mental notes.





Sounds easy enough. In time, I am going to be just as good as you two!




Oh, I bet you will.



But, before that. WrestleMania is coming up. You guys ready to tear the house down?




Well, to be honest, I am more ready to tear down the entire dump of a State, known as West Virginia.




Raven makes gagging noises, as The GM just looks on with a dark expression.





I am sure he means, we are going to end our program, with one of the biggest matches in history. Isn't that right, Raven?





I have to be around all those people, drinking Moonshine, going to NASCAR events. Eating gravy, spitting tobacco.





Raven continues ranting, as Seth smacks him in the back of the head.





Oh yeah, I am ready for our match! It's going to top the previous two for sure!





Well, that is a few days away. Tonight, let's hit the town and celebrate. Drinks are all on Adam!




You are dead Jay!




Edge chases Christian down the hall, as Raven and the GM follow suit





I should go, too. There is much to do before Wrestlemania.







Laughing loudly to myself, I being to march out of the arena, I close the door behind me, and sink into the shadows

Dead Man's Hand

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Cleansing

A few months after my debut, I have now found myself as one of XWA's top superstars. It's pretty funny, a few months back, I was sitting at home, watching Raven. Now, I am aligned with him, in the middle of a personal rivalry with a Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley. I have also kept myself busy, competiting in the newly revived Women's division. Iser promised me a prominant role, as the head diva. So, you could say, I'm involved in two important areas in the company. Not bad for the new girl, eh? Tonight, I find myself in another qualifying match, against Eve. Unforgiven is such a fitting PPV name, since, after tonight, we will ALL
be Unforgiven!




Adjusting my bag on my shoulder, I glance over at Raven, who is on his phone.




So, make sure you bring it with you, when you arrive, Miz. This is going to be AWESOME! Just imagine the look on his face, after this. I am going to make him look bad, again!




Raven turns his attention to me, and flashes his mischevious grin, as I ruffle his hair with my hand, turning his smirk, into a frown, as he rushes to make his hair perfect again.




I know, I know. You still hate having your hair tampered with. Many apologies, Bird Boy.




I flash him an innocent grin, as he rolls his eyes, and swats me in the shoulder.




Alright Miz, I gotta go. I'll see you when you arrive. Later!




Reaching the dressing room, we both enter and drop our bags. I quickly get in front of the mirror and prepare for my match later in the night. Raven plops down, and looks out the door, and see Christian talking to XWA's resident Steroid freak, Ryback. Christian spies Raven, and gives him a sly grin, as he hands Ryback some food from catering.





FEED HMPH MOPHRE*




Rolling my eyes, at Ryback talking with his mouth full, Christian walks in our direction as he and Raven shake hands.




So, You going to tell me what that was all about?




Oh, I was just giving Ryback some food. You know, he's always hungry and all. So, I thought I'd do him a favor!




Now, what did you REALLY do?




I put some laxatives in his food. The end result will make it all worth it. I don't think he will be leaving the bathroom anytime soon tonight!




That is Priceless! I wish I thought of it! But, I have something else planned. It will take place, once The Miz arrives.




Turning from the mirror, after applying some of my black lipstick, a thought runs through my head




Oh, that reminds me. Mick said he wanted to talk with you, to go over spots for your match tonight.




Alright, you guys go and do that. I am going to keep an eye on "Big Hungry"



Ok. We'll catch up with you later.




Raven and I exit the room, as we head down the hallway. Raven seems deep in thought, possibly going over ideas in his mind. While, Raven may have a huge ego to some, he is always willing to do whatever he can, to make sure we all benefit from his success. He's a true company man.




So, how extreme do you think your match with Mick will get?




Breaking his train of thought, Raven looks at me, with a rather hard expression to read. He looks down at the ground, before fixing his eyes on me.




Honestly, I think this will be one of the most painful matches I have been involved in, since I have joined this company. After I reinvented myself, Seth allowed me to break out of the traditional hardcore wrestler mold. Since, our saga ended, I haven't been in many matches, that have resulted in that. So, it's going to take some getting used to, but, I think I will always be used to being hit with weapons. Just something, you never forget. So, I expect it to be a blood bath, but, it will do me some good. I will gain back some of my hardcore cred.





Nodding in agreement, I can sense that Raven is a little nervous. How will he react to the pain Mick dishes out? Will he literally be overwhelmed by his sadistic nature? As Raven's friend, very close friend, I can feel the anxiety rising in myself. It's not a good thought, picturing your friends being ripped apart.




But, I have a good feeling about tonight. In the city where Hardcore wrestling was born, tonight will make history. I am just glad that we get to be a part of it.




I'm glad I was allowed to be involved in the match. I know some might think it's a risk, but, I'm not just a small, dainty, woman. I can hang with the boys, I will show them all tonight!



But, I will have to remember to take it on old man Foley. I don't know if he can take such a vicious beating! After all, I'm not a complete jerk!



I can sense Raven's sarcasm radiating, as he does his best innocent look.



Oh, I don't think you need to worry about Mick. But, you should worry about anything happening to your face. We don't want that to happen, now, do we?




Only if you give me some TLC after it's over!




Smacking Raven in the arm, we stumble upon Mick, as he is chatting it up with Seth. Seth waves us over, as Mick pats Raven on the shoulder




So champ, are you ready to go over some spots in our match tonight?



I am. I also have a few ideas of my own, that I'd like to bounce off you.




Cool. So, since we are in the city that made Hardcore what it is. I say we go all out, take this fight all through the building. Maybe, in the parking lot, through the crowd, you name it. Seth and I were thinking, as a good way for Daffney to be introduced in the match, she could be hiding in the parking lot. Then, she could try and assist you during the rest of the match, and take a few bumps.




They all glance over at me, as I nod my head. I can handle this, I'm not made of glass.




That works for me. I will just make sure, I don't waste all of my energy in my match with Eve.




Alright. So, we have the usual weapon spots, I am sure, Mick will have his two by four covered in barb wire. I am fine with it being used on me. Since, this is a big match for hardcore, we should pull out all the stops. Maybe, Daffney can be given the Mandible Claw, I am sure people will like that it shuts her up for the time being. Me, not being one of them.




Well, I like what I am hearing so far. I am sure it will be an amazing match. Go make me proud, guys.




Iser heads off, as I see Miz running over to Raven, stopping to catch his breath.




So, did you get it?




Miz nods his head, as he pulls out a Calendar from his bag, and, hands it to Raven.




Nice. Let the pranking commence! Daffers, you should go finish getting ready. You have a very important role to play tonight. So, when our match starts, head to the parking lot, obviously, we will meet you there




Nodding, I give Raven a tight hug, as Miz "Aw's" in back of us, as Raven decks him in the arm, causing him to yelp in pain. Smirking at the rather comical scene unfolding, I slink my way to Raven's dressing room and continue getting ready. Applying heavy eyeshadow around my eyes, making them almost get lost in the mix. Reaching for my trademark top hat, I see Ryback running down the hall, and quickly entering the bathroom, as Christian is off in the distance laughing at his misfortunes. Looking myself over in the mirror, I mentally tell myself that I am ready. Now, it's time for me to do what I do best, stalk the prey!





Silently walking out of the dressing room, I head down the same hall, as I see Miz and Raven conversing. Raven's turns down the hall, and see Rob Van Dam. Raven motions for Rob to come over, as I take the timey to get a better view.




So, Rob. I was just talking to Seth. He told me, that instead of Mick getting the title shot, there was a change of plans. You will be taking his place, and, Seth has decided to give you the title. This way, I can take a well deserved vacation!




Dude! No Way! Awesome man!



Yeah, I figured you would be stoked. Here, let me show you the time I will be gone. I just happen to have this calendar.




Shaking my head, I watch as Rob opens the Calendar, as Raven and Miz both laugh to themselves.



So, I will be gone from here to here.



Dude, why is this date circled?




Oh, you mean April 1st? That is a good question. I forgot to tell you, I will start taking time off right now!




I don't get it.




APRIL FOOLS! I got you again, Rob! You are SO easy to fool. It never gets old. I'm not going anywhere, and, you damn sure aren't getting a title shot anytime soon. So, hit the bricks, you mid-carder!




Dude, you're a dick, Man!



No, Rob. He's THE Champion! You know, something you will NEVER be. You are a loser!




Watching as Rob glares at them both, he stomps off down the hall, as Miz and Raven high five.



Hearing the doors open from behind me, I glance over my shoulder and see Alex Riley arriving in the arena, with his duffel bag slung over his shoulder




Hey, do you know where Iser is? I want to ask him something.




Don't worry about where the boss is. You should focus on your match tonight. Iser just told us, that you are on the card tonight!



I am?! Nice. I knew I'd get my big break. So, who am I facing.



Who are you facing? How are we supposed to know, you aren't even competiting!



But, you just said.....



The Champ knows what he said. You don't get it, he was joking. Hit the bricks, you scrub!



Two for one special, for yours truly, The Dark Lord.




You sure got them good, Boss!



Of course I did! I'm the prank king! Christian is going to love this. I got TWO guys in a span of about two minutes!



As I watch Miz and Raven with amusement, I see Taker enter the scene.




Alright, guys. It's showtime!



Quietly making my way back to the dressing room, I apply the finishing touches to my makeup, as I prepare for my match with Eve. I was told it would be a rather short match. Iser wants me to be in prime condition, for all the mayhem that will take place in the main event. Making my way to the gorilla position, I still get curious looks from the backstage staff. I guess some people will never get used to little ol' me. Maybe they are intimidated by me. After all, I am aligned with the biggest power in this company. The thought of that alone, would make anyone frightened. I spy Eve, as she is set to make her entrance. She looks at me, with a rather scared look, like, she knows, she is going to be dismantled. Licking my lips, I send her a wry grin, as she quickly goes through the curtains.




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Well, that was rather easy. I made quick work of Eve, and, showed everyone why I am the face of the women's division. But, now, it will get interesting. I am set to make an impact on the main event. I am prepared for everything Mick throws at me. Mick is such a legend, it's a honor I get to be in the same match as him.



Arriving in the parking lot, I see on a nearby monitor, as Raven and Mick are hitting eachother with anything they get their hands on. Foley continued to pound Raven with the chair, as the champion landed a kick downstairs, and started to walk up the ramp, seemingly to give up on the match.



Raven is ever the heel. He knows full well, that the crowd will eat this all up.



Foley catches up to Raven, and tosses him into several crates backstage. On lookers quickly try and get out of the way, as Foley and Raven take turns making each other a human pinball.



Just when you think they can't go any further, they do it. But, they are getting closer, I am ready!




Raven rakes the eyes, and makes his way into the parking lot. Foley tries to run at Raven, as the champ side steps, and, Foley makes a head print with his face, into the side of the door. Foley's face is busted open, as Raven slams him into the hood of the car. The champion gets too cocky, as Foley is able to stop him, and, backdrops Raven onto the car.





SHOWTIME!





Rushing out of the shadows, I leap for Mick and ambush him from behind. Mick is stuned from my attack as Raven is able to catch his breath. As I choke the life out of Mick, while hanging on his back, Mick is able to fling me off, as he leaps off the car, and squashes myself and Raven in the process.




Clutching my ribs in agony, I keep telling myself, that it's all worth it for the end result.




Mick goes for a pinfall on Raven on the ground, as Raven is able to kick out. Foley drags Raven back into the arena, and finds his trusty barbwire two by four, Foley quickly grinds it into Raven's forehead, causing the champion to bleed all over the place, to the crowds delight.



This isn't good, Raven is gushing blood. I don't think he was expecting all of this.




As Mick goes for the offense, Raven hits a Chaos Theory out of no where, as Mick is able to kick out at the last second.




This is quickly turning in Mick's favor, I need to turn it around for Raven!



I grab Mick by the hair, and as he spins around, I nail him with a Spin Kick allowing Raven to get another near fall.




Helping Raven to his feet, I can tell he is in rough shape, as the blood continues to pour from his head.


I turn around, as Mick shoves a barbwire covered Mr. Socko down my throat. I can feel the barb wire ripping my mouth apart, as I being to shriek loudly. This is even worse than I had imagined it to be!




Raven is able to get up, and blasts Mick in the back of the head with the two by four, allowing me to escape, bloody mouth and all.


Raven tosses Foley to the outside of the ring, but, Foley manages to counter, and tosses Raven right into JBL. Foley climbs to the apron, and drives himself and Raven, right through the announce table. Foley grabs the limp body of Raven, and tosses him into the ring. The entire crowd was shocked, as Raven was able to get a shoulder up for the near fall. Mick took offense, and accused the ref for counting slow.




While Mick is arguing with the ref, I grab some stray barbwire, and begin to wrap it around the elbow of Raven. He pulls himself up, and picks up on the idea, as Mick turns around and is DRILLED with the SALT SHAKER!!!




Raven has retained his title! But, at what cost. The scene is scary. Raven is down, facefirst in a pool of his own blood. I can taste the blood escaping from my mouth. Looking up at the ramp, I can see various trainer rushing to Raven's aid, as he is completly unconsious. We all exirt the ring, and return to the backstage area, as Seth and several others approach the trainers, as they drag the limp body of Raven into the trainers room, and begin treating his wounds.




Man, Raven sure took a beating. But, he is a tough guy. I am sure he'll be ok. But, he won't be in wrestling shape anytime soon. I think I am going to have to give him some time off to rest. I can't have my main champion, and, our biggest draw getting seriously hurt. Not for our sake, but, for his own safety.




Seth and Iser look on at the scene, as Raven is still not responding, as the trainers try and get the blood to stop pouring. The blood is singed into his hair, as Trainers apply a bandage around his forehead, as they managed to stop the bleeding.




Well, he lost quite a bit of blood, but, he has regained concesiouness. Give him a few hours to rest, and, try to keep him out of the ring for a few weeks. He went through a battle tonight. He's lucky it's not worse. It could have been far worse.



Watching as Raven begins to rest peacefully, I exit the room, and slink my way back to his dressing room, examining the extent of my damage I recieved. Nothing as bad as Raven, but, it's enough to cause some pain.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

A Touch of Crazy

It's been a few weeks since Raven's hardcore battle with Mick Foley. Iser was generous enough to allow Raven to take a few shows off, from wrestling in the ring, but, will still be able to do what he does best, TALK!
I have also been keeping busy. Doing what I can, to help make sure the new diva's division is up to par. I have big plans in the future, as, I am one of the divas, to take place in the divas championship tournament.
It's time for me to talk my rightful place, as the champion of the divas. Once I do, Raven and myself will reign supreme over XWA!



Leaning back in the steel chair, a smirk plays on my lips, as I watch the scene unfold in front of me. Raven is hard at work, doing his training regiment with his head trainer, Lance Storm. Raven is trying to perfect a lot of his new moveset. Today's lesson is trying to master the art of the SuperKick.



Ok Raven, let's try it again. Make sure to aim higher.



I got this, Lance, no problem!



Lance raises his eyebrows, and braces himself, as Raven charges and Superkicks Lance is the shoulder, in the process losing his balance and falls. Quickly putting a hand over my mouth, I do my best to try and not bust out laughing.



Well, you are making progress. At least you were closer this time! With a little more work, you'll be a superkick pro.



Raven picks himself up off the mat, and brushes himself off. Looking around the room, he gets right back into his cocky attitude and goes back to the corner.



Alright, this time for sure. I am going to nail it perfectly!



From behind me, The Miz, Chase, and The Kings of Wrestling offer support, as they clap on our Dead Pool leader. Raven nods to himself, and lunges at Lance again. The kick connect to Lance's jaw, but, the momentum carries Raven into Lance, and they both fall to the mat.



That was a lot better! Now, you just need to learn how to not fall INTO your opponent!



Lance helps Raven up, as we hear faint clapping. Walking from behind us, Kane heads over to the ring and shakes his head.



I have a lot of respect for you Raven. Changing up your moveset an all. But, still, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!


Wow, thanks Kane! Your words of wisdom are very inspiring to me.



Ok, let's try it up from the top. I have faith in you, that this time will be the one for you.



Raven nods as he takes hi place across from Lance. Raven readies himself, and nails Lance perfectly with a Superkick to the jaw. Upon realizing this feat, Raven acts like he has just won the XWA title again, and begins to celebrate all around the ring.




I DID IT! I DID IT! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I finally got the move down. I am going to start throwing it in my matches, in tribute to you Lance!



Well, it will be an honor.



So Kane, are you impressed now?


I am. You stuck to it, and, you were able to accomplish it. Not an easy task, to learn, and adapt to new moves.



Raven smirks, as he helps Lance up, and rolls out of the ring, heading towards us. Miz, Chase and the Kings huddle around Raven, and do a group hug of sorts, each giving Raven their own praise.



So Daffers, what do you think? Am I a Superkick wizard?



Raven grins at me, as I roll my eyes and swat him in the arm.



Yes, you are a Superkick wizard. Happy now?


Very!



Raven flies at me, and hugs me tightly, nearly making me lose my breath.



Ok, ok, I didn't know we were also taking Bearhug lessons.



Quickly getting the hint that he is crushing me, he sets me down as I ruffle his hair. Lance heads over to us as he pats Raven on the back.



With that our of the way, you need to go meet up with the boss. You and Punk need to go over a few things with him before the show.




Nodding his head, Raven and I begin to head over to the bosses office, as the rest of the group continue to talk with Lance. Walking down the hall, various crew workers stop and stare, still in shock of my appearance. You'd think after being here a few months, they'd be used to me by now. Rapidly finding myself getting lost in my inner monologue I hear the faint voices rush throughout my head. Various cries and screams can be heard, as they echo throughout my mind. A vile smirk dances on my face, as I walk directly into Raven. Raven spins around and look at me with a quizzical glance as he scans over my face.



You alright, Daffers? You look to be deep in thought.




Oh, I will be fine. Don't you worry about me, let's talk to the boss.



Nodding his head, he knocks on the door of Seth Iser.



IT'S OPEN!


Pushing open the door, Raven and I stand opposite the boss, and CM Punk. I feel my fists begin to clench and ball, at the mere sight of Punk. Punk glances over at me, not sure what to think, as his face seems to be etched in a bit of fear.



Well, if it isn't two of my favorite people. But, I'm glad you guys came when you did. I am sure you are aware by now. CM Punk is going to be challenging for the XWA title. Since, you are cleared to wrestle, but, we don't want to run the risk of getting you injured again, you and Punk will just cut a promo together.


Cool, anything you have in mind?



Punk will just play up on the fact that you "sold out" in the eyes of the XWA fans, and, how you are conforming to certain aspects. On the flip side, you are going to be able to do what you do best, get heat like no one else can.


Sounds good to me. I have already beaten Punk before, why not add some more!



Raven and I smirk at Punk, as he look to be a little upset over that remark.



This time, it will be different. I am going to show you, and everyone else, I am the best in the world.


Whatever you say, Punk. Save it for the live audience.



Punk shakes his head as he walks past us, I glare at him, before the door closes behind him.



Well, that is all I had to say. Now, I have to get ready for my match with your favorite opponent, Rob Van Dam.



Upon hearing Rob's name, Raven immediately begins to laugh, as Seth laughs along with him.



Oh yeah. I'm sure that match is going to be intense! Try not to kill Rob out there, boss.



Raven and I exit the room, as we begin to head over to his locker room.



So, I know you have something planned for Rob. What is it this time?



Raven smirks at me, and opens his bag. Turning to face me, he holds an XWA replica title in his hands.



We are going to award Rob with the XWA title of course! What a better way to make him look bad, then, let them think he's the champion, with nothing but a glorified toy!



This man is a genius. The length he will go to make Rob look bad, it's amazing. Raven is truly evil deep down. But, I like it about him.


That is pretty good. Knowing how gullible he is, Rob will think he's actually the new champion.



Exactly. That is why, this is going to be hilarious!



Smiling to himself, Raven turns on the monitor, as we are taken directly to Rob's match with Iser. Each time Rob does a move, Raven and myself seem to wince, almost feeling the pain Seth must be feeling at the end of his kicks. Eventually, Seth is able to put Rob away, with 3 DDT's. As soon as Seth is announced the winner, Raven pats me on the leg, as he and I head out the room, to meet RVD. Raven spies Rob coming through the curtain, and approaches him.



Tough break, Rob. But, hey, not many people can beat the boss. I've done it twice, but, that's because I'm better than you! But, I'm not here to brag about myself, I am here to give you a present, you have it, Daffney?



Nodding my head, I take the belt from behind my back, and hand it to Rob. His eyes widen, and he smiles.



You're giving me the XWA title?



If that's what you want to think, sure!



Rob begins to celebrate, as Raven and myself spy a livid Iser approaching the scene.



What was that out there, Rob?! You could have ended my entire career out there. You are lucky that your kicks didn't seriously injure me.



Dude, you are ruining my entire moment.


ME... ruin YOUR moment?! What moment is that Rob?



Being the new XWA Champion, Dude!



Seth's expression of rage, is replaced with a look of sheer bewilderment, as he looks over at Raven, who shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head.



Look, Rob. I don't have time for your stupidity. So, I am going to warn you, don't you ever stiff me, or anyone else on the roster. If you do, you might just find yourself out of a job.



As Seth leaves, Raven and I begin to shame RVD, pointing and shaking our heads at him. From behind him, Undertaker appears, and takes the Replica belt from Rob.



Are you stealing from the merchandise stand, Rob?


Yes, Yes he is!



Raven quickly responds, as I try not to laugh. Taker looks at Rob sternly, as Rob tries to explain his side of the story.



Don't let this happen again, Rob.



Taker walks away, as Raven points at Rob and begins to laugh.



I got you again, Rob! You are so easy to fool! I can't help it.



Raven and I walk off, as the sounds of his laughter echo throughout the hallway.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

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