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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 21, 2011 21:17:34 GMT -5
Miz vs Funaki
CM Punk's return to the ring vs one half of our tag team champions...Chris Sabin
Chase demands (formerly just 'GM', but it was dropped becase he is the sole owner of the company) Seth Iser
Main Event: Undertaker vs Shelton Benjamin. The winner get the next shot at Raven's XWA World Title.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2011 21:25:51 GMT -5
Miz defeated Funaki in a six minute match after Miz countered Funaki's attempt at a Tornado DDT into a Skull Crushing Finale. It was relatively back and forth, but Miz wasn't ever in severe trouble.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2011 22:04:06 GMT -5
*We suddenly hear a guitar rift going through. A very dark guitar rift. Soon, it suddenly stops before it goes straight into 'Redemption'. Right on cue, Seth Iser appears on the stage. The fans erupt in a giant chorus of boos, but Iser treats the negative reaction in the Motor City with general disdain. Iser, surprisingly, is dressed in a black business suit with a blue undershirt and a black tie. He has trimmed his dark brown hair a little bit and it's just shoulder length.*
JR: Well, we knew Chase was looking for the owner of this company, but it looks like he wants to be easy to find.
Tazz: I know, JR. Iser has never been one to take a back-step.
JR: I can't tell you what is going on in that head of his. The guy is so deranged at times, I don't even think he knows what is going on in that brain.
Tazz: It's not out of stupidity, JR. He's a smart man...but is spite getting the best of him.
*Iser coldly glares at the audience as he slowly walks down the ramp, letting the sneer grow ever wider as the boos continue to intensify. He finally enters the ring and Lillian hands him the mic. He stares out into the crowd and is getting another loud chorus of boos.*
Iser: If you only put this much effort into building your damned Fords as you do booing me...we'd probably be out of this damn economic slide. For that, you all should be ashamed of yourselves for letting your egos blind you all from the truth. How dare you people do that.
*Iser continues to scowl at the audience who continues to jeer the owner of the company.*
Iser: Speaking...of people who's having their ego blind them. Raven...
*The fans let out a predominantly positive reaction though a few anti-Canadian fans boo the name mention. Iser pauses slightly*
Iser: Raven...your conduct as a champion is horrendous. I walk into this arena seeing kids dressed up in your gear trying to flaunt their pretend blond hair to emulate their hero. They've also emulated your flamboyant attitude...and your lackadaisical approach to life as a whole...and as a business man...I let it go. I didn't have a problem with it from a business perspective.
*Iser then glares coldly at the camera, but keeping a low, intense tone of voice*
Iser: ...but personally...I can't live with myself with you as the champion. It stings even more when your own ego ruined our friendship...and yet these fans seem to think that it was MY fault that we're at war.
*Iser starts to boil in rage now.*
Iser: That's a crock of crap...and deep down in all your hearts...YOU know it. It was Raven who instigated this war when he tried to shatter my knee cap and send me away for good...and initially you people cheered me when I came back to fight the man who tried to end everything I've ever built into this company. What changed, you ask? It was YOU people who changed your minds.
*Iser draws the ire of the fans once again when bringing up the pass and he draws another round of boos.*
Iser: That is why I had to change. The fact that you people decided to flush away everything that was held dear to me as a person forced me to change to cope with this depression and now I've become a better man. I've had to mature first as a business man...but now I've finally matured as a person. It took the heartbreak from you people turning on me and the entire country of Canada ripping away the XWA Title away from me to do it...but I promise to make every one of those involved suffer for forcing the change.
*Iser still doesn't let out a smile as the hatred is still burning in his eyes.*
Iser: ...but with that said, Raven, we're knee deep in the trenches now, aren't we? There are casualties all around the both of us in this war...but I finally see the end of this war...and I don't plan on losing. I CAN'T lose this war because of what YOU provoked within ME...and if I have to commit horrible atrocities and war crimes to get the job done...then so be it.
*Iser lets out a pause*
Iser: With that said...let us move on to Raven's best friend...Chase. I know the two of us have also had our issues. Chase is the one guy Raven pushed for me to sign in our infancy so we know how close these two are. He has choked me out in a handful of occasions...but since he wants to see me face to face...I'm standing right here.
JR: Good God, we have to go to commercial, but we'll hop right back live as soon as Chase is ready to head to the ring.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2011 22:38:35 GMT -5
*We return from commercial with all the fans shouting profanities at Iser as he stares coldly at the entrance ramp waiting for the man he just requested to show up.*
JR: I don't think Iser has any intention on moving.
Tazz: I don't think anybody should TRY to ask Iser to move. Look at this face JR...he could snap and try to kill somebody at any time.
*Death Blooms by Mudvayne begins to blare as the fans cheer loudly. Chase then slowly walks to the ramp with a serious expression on his face. He does briskly walk toward the ring, not taking his eyes off Iser. He immedietely is handed a mic as soon as he rolls into the ring and the two are just glaring at each-other.*
Iser: As the guy...who pays your salary and as the guy who gave you your first job in a major wrestling company, you should hear me out before you speak, Chase.
*The fans let out a loud groan of boos toward Iser and he just coldly ignores them.*
Iser: Raven and I are at war, Chase. You and I both know this. You know damn well what I am capable of doing in the midst of this war.
*Chase just nods his head slowly as Iser continues*
Iser: I am willing to go to those depths...but don't make me have to. I'm not asking for you to join me at my side. All I'm asking is for you to maintain neutrality in this war. That's it. Nothing more.
*Chase just coldly stares at Iser as he goes to speak*
Chase: I'd rather die than see your sight, Seth. This isn't about you against Raven. What you did was piss me off...and I'm not the type of guy you should piss off. I am not backing down.
*Iser looks infuriated by the response. His face turns red in anger before it slowly starts to dissipate.*
Iser: You just made the biggest mistake of your life, Chase. A-lot of people refer to me as the devil around here...and I'll make sure you go through all seven layers of hell by the end of this war.
*Iser rolls out of the ring, never taking his eyes off of Chase. He starts walking up the ramp. Chase then turns his mic back on again.*
Chase: Then...I'll gladly kick the devil's ass until he can't even speak the word 'hell' again!
*The fans pop for Chase's words as XWA goes into commercial*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2011 22:51:30 GMT -5
Punk's return to the ring was not met with great applause by the audience...they booed him loudly. They, however, cheered loudly for their own Chris Sabin. The two took to the mat with Sabin occasionally going to the air for this match. Sabin had the early advantage due to Punk's rust, but Punk soon instinctively kicked Sabin so hard in the head during one of his springboards he almost reinjured his foot. Punk soon slows the pace down working over the neck with neckbreakers and elbows to the neck before putting Sabin in the Vice. Sabin struggled toward the ropes, but Punk didn't budge so Sabin tapped out at about 9 minutes, 30 seconds.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 28, 2011 23:59:38 GMT -5
*Back from commercials, we see Good Ol' J.R. in the ring*
J.R.: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time, I would like to introduce the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Dark Lord himself, Raven!!!
Tazz: This should be off the charts, Raven probably has a lot to say about everthing that has gone down.
AWESOME!
* I Came To Play by Downstait hits the P.A., as smoke begins to engulf the entrance ramp. Out from the smoke is the man our the hour. Decked out in his official XWA shirt, the title firlmy around his shoulder, the Confident champion struts down the ramp to a loud ovation*
Tazz: Raven is the Rock star of XWA, not only that, he is now a Movie star! He was in the #1 movie at the Box Office. What can't he do?!
*Raven pauses in the middle of the ramp, as he looks over at the sold out arena, as they continue to cheer him, he grabs the title, and holds it above his head, as pyro and fireworks go off behind him*
Tazz: Not for nothing, Raven has to be concerened about the main event. His next title defense will be against one of those men.
*Raven slides into the ring as he holds the title up once more, causing the fans to cheer even louder. He places it around his shoulder, as his music dies down, and he's handed a mic*
J.R.: Thanks for agreeing to this interview. My first question to you is, what do you make of this whole situation with Iser?
Raven: Well, is this the same Iser that is in charge here? I could have sworn that was the man who was teaching Biology in some High School. Did you see that Suit? I haven't seen a suit that horrible, since Craig Saiger.
*The crowd pops huge, as Raven makes reference to the flamboyant attire worn by the NBA analyst*
Raven: As far as Iser, and his new business attire goes. He said the same nonsense he always says. I am not the champion that he wants, he will take the title off of me, he is sick of this, he is sick of that. It's like a bad soap Opera. Luckilly for him, when the times comes, I will put him out of his misery. You talk about how you will rip the title away from me. But, will you actually go that far to do it? Let's not forget here, I nearly succeded in crippling you once before. The next time, you might not be so lucky.
*The crowd cheers loudly at Raven's statement*
Tazz: He isn't lying folks.
J.R.: What are your thoughts on Tonight's Main event?
Raven: Well, you have Shelton Benjamin. Who I have beaten more times than I can count. I don't know how many times he wants to lose, but, I have no problems in kicking his ass one more time. Shelton is a lot like Phillip, you may know who I am talking about if you saw Deception, the movie of the year! Shelton and Phillip both have big dreams, and, do their best to accomplish them. In the end, I show them that dreams don't always come true. So, if Shelton wins tonight, once again, I will put an end to his absurd dream, of being XWA Champion.
J.R.: What if the Undertaker happened to win?
Raven: It makes no difference to me. I have nothing to prove against The Dead Man. I have done it all here in XWA. As far as I am concerned, I am the Phenom of this generation. If you do happen to win Undertaker, you better bring your A Game. Because, if you don't, I will beat you down so badly, you will have wished you gone to TNA and did some drugs with Jeff Hardy!
*The crowd pops huge as Raven disses the rainbow hair "Anti-Christ"
Raven: I have no plans of losing this title anytime soon. So, it doesn't matter who I have to face. I will beat everyone in my way, until I get to you, Iser. One day, we will face off again, and, there will be nothing you can do, to stop me from ending your career once and for all. So, until then, you can wear all the suits you want, spew all the metaphors you want, and make all the threats you want. Because, in the end, one man will be standing, and the same man will still be XWA Champion. Yes, you guessed it, it will be ME!
Tazz: He speaks the truth. I would not want to face Raven if I were Shelton or Taker.
J.R.: Those were some very powerful words. I can't wait to see what the future holds for you both. Any last words?
Raven: As a matter of fact I do. You still SUCK Phillip!
*I Came to Play hits as Raven hoists the XWA title high in the air as the crowd cheers loudly*
Tazz: Raven, ever the champion. That was so interview. I wonder how Shelton and Taker feel, knowing that he doesn't care about who he faces. That should motivate them more, only to lose to the best!
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 29, 2011 22:47:42 GMT -5
Benjamin and Undertaker went to war for fifteen minutes with the goal of being the next challenger to Raven in mind. Benjamin used his natural athletic ability to keep Taker unbalanced initally until Taker used his veteran experience to counter Shelton's stinger splash with a boot to the chin. Taker then used his brawling tactics. Taker went to finish Benjamin off with a chokeslam, but Benjamin countered with Pay-Dirt! Benjamin hooked the cover, but was foiled when Iser put Undertaker's leg on the bottom rope. Benjamin pointed toward Iser who just shrugged. This distraction was all Undertaker needed. A chokeslam and a Last Ride later and Undertaker became the new number one contender for Raven's XWA World Title.
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