Deception...the bloopers

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

(Blooper 1)

*The filming ends after the first take of 'League of Shock' singing Drown in a Lake. Chris Jericho enters the picture to speak with them for feedback*

Chris: That was pretty good, but Raven...you were a little fast with the words. I suggest we retake and you be a little slower an maybe a bit more rough.

Iser: Slower and a bit more rough...how many times have you heard that?

Raven: From Daffney last night.

*Everyone starts chuckling loudly*

Jericho: Alright, on second thought. Keep that take. I don't want to know what you do in your own private time.

Adam: How about Kelly Kelly?

Chris: Ah...screw you.

(Blooper 2)

Iser: So...we're set to go to the Wasted Space pub tonight?

Wong: CUT!

Iser: CLUB! FUCK! I KNEW IT! MOTHERFUCKER!

Raven: Don't go all Kintaru on me.

Iser: Damn it all.

Raven: I know Poda's Pub is nice, but don't get ahead of yourself!

Chase: I think Wong has seen his fair share of pubs.

*Most of the crew snickers at the Wong joke*

Wong: Let's try this again...

(Blooper 3)

(Raven and Iser have their DSes out and are in the middle of a pokemon match)

Raven: I don't like your Lapras. You just took out my fifth pokemon.

Iser: Did you expect anything less? It's my last pokemon and thankfully you had Magmortar out then.

*Raven snickers*

Wong: Can we start?

Raven: We're busy.

Wong: We're on a schedule here!

*Iser rolls his eyes*

Raven: Yeah, my schedule...and its time for me to Mewtwo his ass.

Iser: Son of a bitch! You took out my defenses against that already in Weavile.

*Raven sends out Mewtwo and proceeds to get a Critical Hit Thunderbolt on Iser's Lapras to knock it out*

Iser: MOTHERFUCKER! I finally had a good strategy against you, too.

Raven: Good doesn't cut it. Only I am perfection.

Edge: Oh God...don't remind me of Ziggler's song.

Raven: ...I am perfection!

*Edge shakes his head*

Wong: Are we good to start now, damn it?

Iser: I need a moment.

Wong: *Sigh* Alright.

*Iser reaches behind him and pulls out a beaten down bucket. He then proceeds to punt it off the set. The rest of the cast roars in laughter*

Iser: Done.

Wong: Alrght. Let's get to work.

(Blooper 4)

(The setting is now at Rock's house)

Maven: Dude, you aren't supposed to do THAT in the closet!

Dave: I was just try'n to get into the part.

Rock: You two jabronis were doing more than playing grabass! Disgusting!

Adam: This might be a Rated R film, but this isn't a porn-o.

Iser: ...didn't you do a porn-o style film with Lita?

Adam: ...and it was awesome. You're point?

Iser: Well, you're the Rated R Superstar. You should KNOW all about it.

Adam: Well, I don't approve of grab a...whatever he has.

Raven: They were probably just figuring out which one has to be male and which one has to be female.

Chase: ...one of them is male?

Raven: Good point. I think Phillip is the only Male but...no girl would ever allow him to spread his seeds.

Iser: I don't think he has any seeds to spread, anyway.

(Blooper 5)

Ramona: Is something wrong or do you have a problem?

Wong: CUT!

Raven: Staring problem.

Ramona: Shit.

Iser: Damn it. You mean to tell me I have to draw that perfect street letter variation of FAG on his face again?

Chase: Yes.

Iser: Motherfucker.

(Blooper 6)

Phillip: Hey there, the name is...Phillip...and...

Wong: CUT!

Raven: You don't remember the name of your own band? You're the one who named you guys, dumbass!

Wong: This is a long...day.

Iser: That's what she said.

Chase: ...to Phillip.

*Everyone but Phillip snickers at the joke*

(End of the first reel of bloopers)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

(Blooper 7)

Raven: Bread makes you fat!?

*Raven blinks twice and goes a bit pale*

Ramona: What's wrong? Why aren't you stuffing your face anymore?

Raven: Because...this bread tastes like ass.

Wong: CUT!

Raven: Well...it does. Whoever made this bread should be ashamed that I have to eat this garbage. This particular bread doesn't even deserve to be digested by Dave's inferior digestive system! I should be eating cookie crisp!

Wong: ...I ate the last bowl. Now can we---

Raven: You bastard. I knew you secretly hated me.

Wong: ...can we just film this scene and then we can talk about how I supposedly secretly hate you?

Raven: Whatever, man.

(Blooper 8)

Dwayne: So, Raven is lost in thoughts over this Ramona girl?

Seth: Yeah. You need to send a search party.

Wong: CUT!

Seth: ...balls! That...wasn't the right line.

*The entire cast snickers over what Seth just said*

Dwayne: Balls? Is that this piss poor energy drink kids looking for some stupid innuendo to impress the fat chick in class drink?

*Seth shakes his head, laughing a little*

Seth: I'm...gonna kill you.

Dwayne: Where is the comeback? That kind-a ruins the whole comeback game.

*Raven walks onto the set eating some cookie crisp*

Seth: ...just my lucky fucking day. I fuck up my line and now I get taunted in that I haven't had anything to eat today.

Raven: Dave's mom brought in some catering. I thought you might pig out to that.

Seth: Do I look like a fucking redneck?

Dwayne: Do you want me to answer honestly?

Seth: What the hell are you smoking?

Raven: Why am I so awesome eating cookie crisp?

Wong: Do you mind getting off of the set?

Raven: Are we playing questions only?

Seth: Why is our director a wanker when it comes to having fun?

Wong: Just do the scene.

Raven: You lost questions only...now you gotta eat Dave's mother's food.

Seth: I think the bigger punishment would be trying to eat Dave's mother.

Dwayne: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich, are you trying to make me have permanent nightmares?

Seth: ...not my intention, but I'll be content with that.

Raven: I'll...just eat my cookie crisp.