Unscripted II

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A new arena...(more fancyish stuff) with a slightly bigger arena(We're in Fedix Field in Washington D.C.) and new green and blue pyro goes off as the cameras cut to a quick crowd shot, and then to Joey and Tazz for the begining of Unscripted.

Joey: HELLO Ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the second Unscripted show! I'm Joey Styles, with my broadcast partner, Tazz, and Tazz, we have a hell of a show for you.

Tazz: This show has just about damn near everything...let's see how we start.

Lance Hoyt comes out to a mild pop from the XWA faiteful.

Joey: Big Lance Hoyt is ready to compete in an XWA ring...must be a talent exchange with TNA.

Kane's pyro goes off as soon as Hoyt leaps over the top ropes, and out comes the monster known as Kane.

Joey: Kane doesn't have an easy test here tonight.

Tazz: Kane'll kick his ass.

They lock up and Kane powers Hoyt to the corner and starts thrashing him with rights. Hoyt ducks an upper cut and the two bulls trade rights and lefts like it's a hockeyfight(but fifty times more violent...)

Tazz: Nothing pretty about this one.

Kane closelines Hoyt. Hoyt then closelines Kane, then a double closeline, Kane sits up, but Hoyt dropkicks Kane!

Joey: Nice agility by Lance Hoyt.

Hoyt then speeds the pace up with a few quick dropkicks, then a side-slam, but Kane sits up, ducks a Hoyt closeline, and a sidewalk slam.

Joey: Kane's starting to heat up.

Kane hits an uppercut, and then a quick top rope closeline...then Kane chokeslams Hoyt.

Winner in five minutes...Kane

After the match Kane sets off his pyro and leaves.

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The Canadian National Anthem hits and Lance Storm comes out by himself.

Joey: Here comes one third of the Canadian Revolution

Tazz: He's ready to go. Let's see if he still has it.

Chris Beniot comes out...deafening pop for him.

Tazz: The Crippler is as focused as ever, and he's taking on a long time rival of his. Both have wrestled in the Hart Dungon, so it should be a hell of a match.

The two grapple as the bell begins, Beniot goes for an early German, standing swtich by Storm, and Beniot with a standing switch of his own, Storm runs to the ropes, Beniot trys to german suplex him still, but Storm with a standing switch and Beniot counters with a variation of the arm-drag, and they quickly trade arm-drags and duel closelines, both on the knees, and it's a stale-mate.

Joey: Wow. They moved quicker then I've ever seen both of them move in a long while.

Beniot kicks Storm in the gut and a stiff chop.

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Storm backs into the corner and Beniot chops him about ten to twelve times(too lazy to type all the woo action) Storm eye-rakes Beniot to stop the momentum, climbs the top rope and a missle drop kick. Cover. 1............2 Beniot kicks out.

~No commershalls, but I'm making multiple posts for more posts. lmmfao~

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Storm applys a cross-arm bar but Beniot gets to the ropes. Beniot trips up Storm and trys a quick elbow drop, but misses. Storm waves his hand, and the Canadians run down and attack Beniot immeditely.

Winner by DQ, Chris Beniot.

The Canadians beat down Beniot for a bit, till the Radicalz music hits and Dean and Saturn run down with weapons to make the save cause the Canadians retreat and the two squad of trios are talking smack.

Joey: Hopefully this isn't over.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*The Hardyz music hits the arena as Matt and Jeff make their way to the ring to a huge ovation*



Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a tornado tag match, on their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 457 pounds Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz!!!!!




*Matt and Jeff get into the ring and play to the crowd as their music fades out*


Joey: First time we get to see the Hardyz in XWA, should be good.



Tazz: Yes, but their opponents are no joke either.



*The arena goes dark as "My Plague" by Slipknot is heard throughout the arena as smoke covers the entrance ramp*



Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, representing the Dead Pool, at a combined weight of 498 pounds, Zane Barron and Vampiro X!!!!



* Zane and Vampiro emerge from the smoke and pose on the ramp as the crowd boos loudly*



Tazz: Two members of the most dominate group in wrestling history, The Dead Pool. Matt and Jeff have a hard match right now.


Joey: Yes they do, but they both have the tools to get it done in the ring.



*Zane and Vampiro get in the ring and taunt the crowd as they continue to boo. The bell sounds and the match is underway*



Matt and Jeff waste no time and nail them both with running dropkicks as both Zane and Vampiro fall to the mat.



Joey: Looks like the Hardyz are going to use their speed advantage.



Tazz: Speed only gets you so far Joey.



Jeff pounds away on Zane as Matt is taking on Vampiro. Matt whips Vampiro in the corner and he and Jeff use soem vintage offense and hit him with the Poetry in Motion, then they do the same to Zane.



Joey: Hardyz are working very well together.



Zane slides to the outside and tries to catch his breath, but Jeff leaps over the ropes and takes him out with a suicide dive.



Joey: Oh My God!!!!!



Back inside the ring Matt hits Vampiro X with the Side Effect but only gets a two count.




Tazz: This match is fast paced, I can barely keep up.



On the outside Jeff goes to toss Zane back in the ring but Zane counters and rams Jeff backfirst into the steel barricade.



Tazz: That had to hurt.



In the ring, Zane nails Matt with a huge suplex and hits a running kneedrop right into the face of Matt. Jeff and Zane are still outside the ring and Zane rams Jeff face first into the steel post.



Joey: He must have a broken nose.




Vampiro goes to finish off Matt, but he battles back and hits a Twist Of Fate but gets a near fall.




Tazz: This is some match.




Matt goes to the second rope and looks to hit his trademark legdrop but Zane hops on the apron and shoves Matt off, where Vampiro locks the State of Confusion in and begind to choke out Matt.



Joey: Hang on Matt hang on.



Jeff is shown trying to get back into the ring but Zane baseball slides him and he is sent crashing back into the guardrail as Vampiro chokes out Matt and the ref rules him unable to continue.



Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, Zane Barron and Vampiro X!!!!!



Vampiro X keeps the hold locked in and Zane kicks Jeff over and over.




Joey: They are like a pack of rabid dogs.



Tazz: Dead Pool is a pack, and they hunt in a pack, everyone who faces them is always beaten.


Vampiro X let's go of the hold as My Plague begins to play again as he and Zane make their way to the back satasfied with a job well done as the crowd boos them again.




Winners: Zane and Vampiro X (14:00)

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Joey: This next match is completely un-advertised so we don't know what to expect here.

Some generic music hits and a new jobber in XWA, Teddy Hart runs in and does backflips...and the fans chant 'Get the fuck out' at him.

~Glass shatters~

Tazz: What the!?

Joey: No Way?

Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out.

Tazz: This is unexpected!

Joey: Steve Austin is here!?

Teddy Hart throws a water bottle at him but it hits the ropes and it bounces back and hits him in the nuts.

Joey: What a dumbass!

Tazz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Austin stuns Hart quickly and pins him 1..........2..........3

Winner in a squash: Stone Cold

Austin has a mini-beer bash in the ring while Hart is laid out.

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The camera now enters the office of the General Manager in his wrestling gear.

GM Iser: Good afternoon...I, as you know, am the GM. We have two more matches to go, but first I have some annoucements to make.

Crowd is on the edge of their seats.

GM Iser: There's a PPV, we'll just call it...Survivor Series...yes I'm ripping off WWE again, but I don't give two fucks about those motherfucking cunts up north.

Major pop for the WWE insult.

Joey: Wow...he's not in a good mood apparantly.

GM Iser: We'll have an elimination tag match at the PPV... one team will be captianed by Vampiro X, and the other will be captianed by Kurt Angle. There will be no disqualifications, no countouts...because we want a true winner.

Tazz: Vampiro X will get his second chance against Angle!

Joey: Not sure if that's the wisest decision, but I can't disagree about it.

GM Iser: The captians will annouce their teams later...but we need to decide our main event...right?

Joey: Damn right.

GM Iser: The man event could argueably be the biggest main event in XWA history. It will be Raven, defending the title...if he still has it in a few weeks, against yours truely in a different match than usual...actually it's a Three stages of hell match. First fall is right up your ally...Clockwork Orange...House of Fun...

Tazz: He might regret that.

GM Iser: Second fall...Hell in a Cell.

Joey: A variation of the cage matches he likes so much.

GM Iser: and the third fall...it'll be a Dog Collar match.

Tazz: Woah! XWA's first ever Dog Collar match!?

Joey: He isn't kidding around.

GM Iser: Raven...now that you know the fate that is before you...may the hells of hell eat your rotting soul...but as for tonight...Samoa Joe...I don't care WHO you have as a partner...I won't even know mine, but it makes no difference...you'll need a pooper scooper cause I'll kick the shit out of you...and that's what you will get when you mess with the one and only Messiah of Human torture.~He starts laughing in a twisted and evil tone~

~Camera exits~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Cameras shift to the back where we see the Coach*


Coach: I am standing by hoping to get a word with XWA Champion Raven, and get his thoughts on his upcoming match tonight, as his match at Survivor Series.



*Raven exits the lockerroom with the XWA title draped over his shoulder.*


Coach: Raven, we must know, how do you feel about what we just heard?


Raven: Well, I can't say I am exactly suprised. I mean, go figure our GM wants to satisfy his own ego and put himself in an XWA Title match against me. But I will do to him like I have done to all the rest.... cripple them. I will beat him senseless throughout the 3 falls and make him regret ever getting into the same ring with me. I will bring hell straight to you, it's judgement day, and you are looking at the Angel of Death.



Coach: Finally, what are your thoughts on tonight's match with Cactus Jack, Stever Corino, and Abyss?



Raven: Their time is running out, I shall show the world that no one survives the wrath of the Human Virus. You all will be plagued with the burden of knowing that I am the end of it all, it begins with the Virus of Life and it ENDS with the Virus of Life.




*Raven stares coldly at the camera as he walks down the hallway*



Coach: Strong words from the champion.... very strong indeed.




*Commercials*

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Samoa Joe's TNA music hits and he comes out with his trademark towel.

Joey: Joe's ready to fight.

Tazz: Should be an intersting battle.

'You are you are...I am I am...'

Joey: AJ Styles!?

Tazz: TNA trademarked all his other nicknames though...bastards.

Joey: Well...AJ Styles is in an XWA ring as Samoa Joe's partner, and he's not endearing himself to the crowd by flipping them off!

'King of Kings' plays and of course the one and only GM comes out...no face paint...still stiched up in the head thanks to a chair shot from Raven.

Joey: It'll be Styles and Joe vs the GM and...

'BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!'

Tazz: No way...

Joey: Chris Jericho is here!? and he's gonna compete in an XWA ring!?

Tazz: Let's lower the...well Joe and the GM aren't waiting for the cage to be lowered.

Samoa Joe and the GM start trading some of the stiffest punches in man-kind. Jericho and AJ start to brawl as well. Joe gets the advantage with a stiff chop that is heard in the cheep seats.

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The GM responds with a stiff chop of his own.

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile, Jericho gets the advantage on AJ with a quick hiptoss, and now he's trying to grind Style's face into the cage, but Styles elbows Jericho. Joe and the GM both go for the same jumping enigari and as soon as they get on their knees they start trading punches as they get to their feet. Jericho and Styles start trading arm-drags in a more scientific duel.

Joey: Joe and the GM are trying to murder each-other, while Jericho and Styles are simply wrestling...contrast in demenors.

~Will post for more posts. lmao~

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Joe now has the advantage on the GM by brawling him into the corner and starting to land knees to the gut and face. Jericho and Styles are continuing to trade suplexes and arm-drags. Joe trys to grind the GM's face into the cage, but the GM squirts out and dropkicks Joe into the cage.

Joey: That's the GM's speed...reason why he's a leg-it continder for Raven's title.

Tazz: Van Dam had the speed, but he failed.

Joey: True, but the GM also has the mat game.

Tazz: Raven'll still kick his ass...(Camera shows that Tazz is wearing the Dead Pool shirt with a signature of all Dead Pool members in the back, and a picture of a Raven on the front)

Jericho has the quick advantage on Styles now after Jericho hit a drop toe hold sending Styles into the ropes and face into the cage. Jericho is now using his boot to sent Styles's face into the cage. AJ's in some trouble, but the GM is in even bigger trouble because Samoa Joe just caught one of the GM's kicks and pulled him in for a sickening closeline that made the GM flip over from impact. Jericho dances around and trys to do a running dropkick to Styles, but Joe powerslams him down.

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Quick result: Joe and Styles defeated Jericho/GM. Jericho and Styles escaped via door. When the GM was on top of the cage, Kane shook the side of the cage and the GM fell and Joe caught him and musculebusted him and escaped out the door for the win.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*The music of the Monster Abyss hits as he is set to make his XWA debut*



Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a fatal fourway hardcore match, introducing first, weighing in at 350 pounds, Abyss!!!!!



*Abyss comes out and does his taunts as the corwd boos*



Tazz: Seems like the XWA fans don't like Abyss much.



Joey: It will interesting to see how he does in a match with three hardcore legends.


Tazz: Well, two hardcore legends, Raven is a hardcore GOD.



*Abyss gets in the ring as the crowd continues to boo him*



*Steve Corino's music hits the P.A.*


Lillian: From, Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing in at 252 pounds "The King of Old School" Steve Corino!!!!



*Steve Corino comes out as the crowd jeers loudly*



Tazz: One of the greats of ECW, truly is old school.



Joey: That he is Tazz.




*Corino's music fades and Cactus Jack's song is heard*



Lillian: From, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing in at 287 pounds Cactus Jack!!!!!



*Cactus comes out and does his Bang Bang taunt and comes out with a trash can, a barbwire bat and tosses them into the ring*



Tazz: Looks like Jack is not waiting, he is already taking the fight to the other two, and Raven has not even been introduced yet.


*Lillian sees the brawling and gets out of the ring*


Cactus hits Abyss over the head with the trash can as Corino is looking under the ring for chairs.



Joey: They are killing eachother, and Raven has yet to appear.



Inside the ring, Cactus is pounding away at the face of Abyss as Corino is hitting Abyss in the midsection with the chair.



Tazz: They are both going to try and get Abyss taken out of the match, smart thinking.



Jack tells Corino to put the chair over the face of Abyss as he climbs to the second rope and elbow drops the chair down across thw face of Abyss.



Joey: My god, what impact.


With Abyss out for the time being Jack and Corino begin to brawl all over the ring, ending with Corino bashing Jack upside the head with the steel chair.


Joey: Where the hell is Raven?


Tazz: I am sure he will be out anytime now, just waiting for the perfect time.


Back in the ring it is shown that Jack was busted open by that last chair shot as Corino gouges the wound making more blood flow out of the forehead of Jack.



Tazz: This match is extreme.



As Jack lay on the mat, Corino slides out of the ring and grabs a table.



Joey: What does he have planned?



Corino picks up Jack and gives him the Old School Expulsion.



Joey: That move is deadly.



With Jack once again down, Corino sets up the table.



Corino turns around and Abyss nails him with a Huge Black Hole Slam.



Tazz: Talk about Impact, that was deadly.


Now Abyss grabs the table and sets it up and grabs Corino and gives him a sick chokeslam through the table.



XWA Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!


Abyss turns to Cactus Jack who hits Abyss with the barbwire bat and Abyss is down and blood escapes from behind his mask.



Tazz: The monster is down and bleeding.



Jack taunts to the crowd and he wipes the blood out of his eyes and rolls out of the ring and gets a sack.



Joey: What could be inside?



Jack opens the sack and empties it inside the ring as thousands of tiny tacks are shown falling onto the apron.



Tazz: Looks like someone is going to be turned into a Human Pin Coushin.



Jack goes to pick up Corino but he counters with a rake of the eyes and a superkick to the Jaw as it sends Cactus through the ropes and falling to the outside.



Tazz: This match is all over the place.



*The lights go out*



Tazz: Could it be?!?! IS IT RAVEN???




*Sleeping Awake by P.O.D. begins to play as smoke is seen appearing on the entrance ramp*




Joey: He sure took his sweet time getting to the ring.



Abyss is the only one standing as he faces the entrance way.




*Out through the smoke comes Riot with the XWA World Title around her shoulder*




Tazz: What is the Queen doing, and why is she holding Raven's title?



Joey: Is she going to wrestle in the match?



Abyss is shown staring at her as she continues to stand atop the entrance ramp as Raven's music continues to play.




Joey: I don't get it, what is going on?



*All of the sudden a figure leaps over the guardrail and hits Corino and Jack with a cookiesheet.*



Tazz: There is he!!!!! Raven, my man.



Joey: What a cheap move by the champion.



Raven slides into the ring as Abyss is too busy looking at Riot and gives Abyss a low blow and drags him over to the tacks.



Tazz: What are you doing champ?



Raven then procedes to give Abyss the Chaos Theory and drives Abyss face first into the tacks.



Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!



Raven then rolls Abyss over and gets the easy pinfall.



Lillian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!




Joey: What a no good bastard, he let the other three kill eachother then at the last second, he decides to come out and steal this win, what a champion.


Tazz: Not only does this prove Raven is the smartest wrestler of all time, he is also the GOD of Hardcore.



*Back in the ring Raven strikes the Crucifix pose over Abyss as his music begins to play and the crowd boos him loudly. He slides out the ring and walks towards Riot who hands him his belt back. Raven holds it up proudly as the crowd boos even louder*



Joey: Someone will make Raven pay for this.



Tazz: Don't hold you breath. For Joey, I'm Tazz, Goodnight everybody.




Winner: Raven via Pinfall (19:56)



*End of Show*