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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 13, 2007 19:45:50 GMT -5
Tazz: Welcome to No Mercy...and I'm Tazz...and I can't wait to see who my partner is this week.
JBL's music hits and JBL comes out...limo and all and joins the commintary table. They shake hands and JBL is now on commintary for the night.
JBL: Hello Tazz...and let me tell you this much...as much as I love Smackdown...I do love the XWA style where they are flat out beat eachother's asses in the ring.
Tazz: I'm very fond of our champion...Raven.
JBL: That kid Raven, though what he lacks in age, has a-lot of very good tools...plus he's a smashmouth kick your ass type of wrestler...I can't wait till the fatal fourway...four guys...RVD...the GM himself...Kane...and Raven...who all can brawl...and are very fond of beating the hell out of anyone in their way...I cannot wait.
Funaki comes out to a good but not great pop.
JBL: What the hell is this Japan midget doing here?
Tazz: He did beat someone.
Justin Credible comes out.
JBL: Yeah...a guy who can't wrestle his way out of a paperbag...if Credible wins tonight...I will QUIT the WWE.
'Bruises' plays and Zane gets major heat from the crowd.
JBL: GET'M ZANE! KICK THEIR ASSES!
Tazz: Yes...kick their asses.
Funaki charges, but Zane spinebusters him...Credible comes in and gets a ZKO...and a quick pin... 1................2............3
Winner: Zane Barron.
JBL: I loved that...haha...
Tazz: Who doesn't?
~Video Package hyping up CM Punk vs Christian Cage...including the Canadian Revolution/Dead Pool taking out Beniot...and various beatdowns on Punk by the Canadian Revolution~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 13, 2007 20:25:15 GMT -5
'Take over' plays and Christian Cage comes out in his canadian gear...he's coming out alone this time(GM bared Storm/Edge from ringside)
JBL: One of the few things that came from Canada that is good...the one and only Christian.
Christian enters the ring and waits for his opponent to come out.
CM Punk doesn't even wait for his entrance music...he comes from under the ring and attacks Christian...wanting revenge.
Tazz: Here we go!
JBL: Two younger athletes going at it...Christian's the better wrestler when it's a power game...but Punk has got some speed.
CM Punk hits a snap suplex and then mounted punches. Cage blocks a punch and eye pokes him.
Tazz: I love it!
JBL: Do whatever it takes to win...that's the main rule.
Christian then eye rakes him(other eye) and then suplexes Punk down.
JBL: I love how Christian just has no reguard for the rules what-so-ever.
Christian gets the advantage with a snapmare and a stiff kick to the back...and then he applys a surfboard.
Tazz: How I love submissions...I hope to see a tap out.
Punk starts to fight out of it, but Cage pulls him by the hair and slams him down and leg drops him and a quick cover. 1...............2..........Punk kicks out.
Tazz: Haha...more disreguard for the rules...they're like bones...
JBL: and pussy wrestlers...made to be broken...
Christian starts to grow increasingly livid, but he hits a reverse DDT. Quick cover... and Punk kicks out at two. Cage is pissed off now and hangs Punk in the old tree of woe.
JBL: This can't be good for Punk.
Cage goes for a baseball slide dropkick. Punk raises his head to get out of the way...and Cage's grapefruits smash into the steel pole.
Tazz: Hello...been there felt that...not fun.
CM Punk starts to get the advantage with some closelines...three of them to be exact, and then two slaps to the face and a stiff kick...irish whip to the corner...closeline/bulldog combo! Lance Storm runs down with the canadian flag and crotches Punk with it to result in the DQ.
JBL: Beatdown time.
Storm and Christian hit a double DDT and then they start stomping on Punk...and Storm gets some chairs...
Tazz: I know where this is going.
Cage sets him up for a con-chair-to...and they smash his head in with it.
JBL: I heard that one.
Cage/Storm celebrate...while Punk is helped out of the ring.
Winner by DQ: CM Punk.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 13, 2007 20:41:56 GMT -5
Backstage we see Kane in the boiler-room.
Kane: Tonight...XWA will find out...why you shouldn't mess with a human monster like me...The GM should've booked me in this match a LONG time ago...and the reason why he made it a fatal fourway was to try to stack the table...but...his little plan will be a failure...
Kane has an evil smirk then contiues...
Kane: RVD is no problem...he has all the speed in the world...but I will send him straight to hell...That goes triple for the GM...he too is quick...and can wrestle...but I'll overpower him and send him to hell...the only PERSON I think will give me any trouble would be Raven...however...he can't match up to my ability to cause distruction...cause the world must feel my PAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Camera fades to black~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 13, 2007 21:24:00 GMT -5
JBL: Kane is one sick freak, I can't wait to see what he does in the main event.
Tazz:I am sure Kane will bring the pain tonight. Switching gears it's time for a title match.
JBL: You ain't kidding, the XWA Women's title is on the line as Mickie James faces Riot. This will be a great match to watch, as both lovely divas are very easy on the eyes.
Tazz: Ain't that the truth, the rivalry has been picking up pace as both Raven and the GM have been in a heated battle as of late.
JBL: Yes, and their female counterparts are fixin to duke it out right now.
Lillian Garcia: The following match is for the XWA Women's Championship.
*Mickie James music hits as the crowd cheers madly*
Lillian: Introducing the challenger, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!!!
Tazz: Mickie is in for a tough fight, they don't call her opponent Riot for a reason.
JBL: I heard she is just as good at brawling as Raven is, damn impressive.
Tazz: Yes, she is the Queen of XWA, Raven of course is the King.
JBL: The King and Queen? What a cute couple in my opinion.
*Mickie gets in the ring as the crowd continues to cheer and suddenly the lights go out*
*What I Always Wanted by Kitte hits the PA as smoke fills the entrance ramp*
Lillian: Introducing the opponent, the current reigning and defending XWA Women's champion, from Los Angeles, California, Riot!!!!!
*Riot emerges from the smoke and is greeted with a chorus of boos.*
JBL: These fans have no respect for true greatness.
Tazz: You said it, they don't appreciate what both the King and Queen have done for them.
*Riot holds the title up high over her head as the crowd continues to boo, she then makes her way to the ring, once inside she and Mickie have a staredown as the ref makes them break it up*
Tazz: They are both readt to let loose, and the match has not started yet.
*Riot hands the ref her belt as the bell sounds*
Mickie and Riot lock-up in the center of the ring as Mickie gets Riot in an armlock.
Tazz: Seems Mickie is going to take this match on a technical side.
Riot counters out of the hold and gets Mickie in an arm wrench.
JBL: Impressive technical skills so far.
Riot then gets Mickie in a headlock, then brings her over in a headlock takeover, Mickie manages to free herself by using a leg scissors and both get up to a stalemate as the crowd cheers.
Tazz: What action, and the match is barely underway.
JBL: Wrestling in it's purest form.
Riot and Mickie take time to circle one another getting a feel for their opponent then lock up again. This time Riot gets smart and kicks Mickie in the midsection and nails her with a suplex followed up by some fists to the face as the ref tells her to break the hold.
Tazz: The queen showing that she too can brawl.
JBL: These two ladies are having a hell of a match so far.
Riot stops the onslaught and brings Mickie back to her feet and nails a sidesuplex that gets only a two count.
With Mickie down, Riot applies a modified shoulderlock and wrenches back on Mickie's arm.
Tazz: More submissions, gotta love them. The Queen brought her "A" Game.
As Riot increases the hold, the crowd cheers for Mickie to make her come back.
JBL: The crowd is trying to will Mickie on, but is the damage being done?
Mickie manages to get to the bottom rope forcing Riot to break the hold.
Angered by this, Riot just stomps the hell out of Mickie.
Tazz: Seems the queen is getting upset, Mickie is in a lot of trouble now.
JBL: This has to be the greatest Women's Title match I have ever seen.
Tazz: This is XWA, we do it all better.
Riot picks up Mickie, but she manages to get her second wind and manages to hit Riot with a spin kick to the side of the head and both of them fall to the mat.
Tazz: That had to be out of desperation.
Both lie on the mat, catching their breath as the ref begins to count them both out.
Tazz: Will they be able to get up in time? Will Mickie anyway, I know the Queen will.
They both get up at the count of 7, Riot kicks Mickie and goes for the Broken Halo, but Mickie blocks it and nails a huge Northren Lights suplex.
One
Two
Thr-
JBL: She kicks out, that was some move.
Mickie sees this as an opening and goes for her Mickie-DT, but Riot just tosses her off.
Tazz: What strength.
Riot goes to the corner and looks to be steeing up Mickie for a spear.
As Mickie gets up, Riot charges dead ahead, but Mickie side-steps it and flings Riot out the ring.
Tazz: The Queen crashes and burns.
JBL: This match is something else.
Riot is on the outside, enraged, she grabs a chair and prepares to enter the ring with it.
Tazz: Careful Queen, you could get DQ'ed.
The ref goes to the outside and tries to take the chair away.
JBL: What is that?
The camera goes to the entrance ramp as we see Raven running down to the ring.
Tazz: There is our champion, I wonder what he is doing.
The ref is too busy with Riot outside and doesn't see Raven slide into the ring and spin Mickie around right into the Chaos Theory and slides outside and ducks by the apron un-noticed by the ref.
JBL: What a smart move, he got in the attack while the ref wasn't looking, smart.
Tazz: That is our champion, always thinking.
Riot drops the chair and slides back in the ring as the ref counts the 3.
Lillian: Here is your winner and still XWA Women's Champion, Riot!!!!
Raven re-enters the ring and hands Riot her title as the two celebrate over the fallen body of Mickie, all of the sudden the crowd begins to roar.
Tazz: Now what?
We see the GM weilding a kendo stick, running full speed to the ring, looking to rip Raven apart, both he and Riot get out of the ring before any harm can happen to them as they both gloat over what they have done as Riot's music is heard once again.
Tazz: What a tense situation, this only makes the main event that much more personal.
JBL: Will the GM Get his revenge? I can't wait.
Back in the ring The GM is shown looking after Mickie as the trainers from the back come to help her.
Winner and Still XWA Women's Champion: Riot via pinfall (following Raven interferance) 14:55
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 13, 2007 21:33:14 GMT -5
Coach: I am standing by with one of the competetors in the four way match for trhe XWA Title, Rob Van Dam, Rob, what are your thoughts going into this match.
RVD: You know Coach, I-
Just as RVD is speaking both Vampiro X and Zane ambush RVD with trash can lids, and bust him open, once he is down thet lay the boots into him, and end it by sending him crashing into a metal barrier 3 times as RVD is unconsious on the floor.
Zane: Looks like this little interview is over, just like RVD's title match. Looks like we made it four.... to three.
*Zane laughs evilly as both he and Vampiro X head down the hall as EMT's are shown checking on Rob Van Dam*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 13, 2007 21:38:39 GMT -5
Edge comes to the ring...ready to go.
JBL: Edge is ready to fight...can't wait to see who he faces.
Tazz: Yes...I also loved the ambush Zane and Vampiro X did.
JBL: Me too, though I am a little disapointed we won't see RVD in the ring tonight.
Miz comes out(XWA doesn't give him music)
JBL: WHAT THE HELL!? GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING HOMO OUT OF HERE!
Tazz is laughing at Miz.
JBL: GET THAT DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE RING OUT OF MY SITE! THIS HOMO HUMPING FAGGOT DOESN'T DESERVE TO GRACE THE RING!
Miz does his homo-walk.
JBL: SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS BULLSHIT!
Edge spears him and pins him 1-2-3.
JBL: Thank you...
Tazz:~Begins laughing at how horrible Miz was against Edge~
Winner in a squash: Edge.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 18:58:11 GMT -5
JBL: We've got a live interview with the one and only GM.
Maria: I'm standing next to...
The GM cuts her off...
GM Iser: Save it Maria...you're cute and all, but I'm not in the mood really...~He takes the mic, but not in a hasty nature~ Raven...this is truely betrayal...I remember we did have a pack...I'd have your back...you'd have my back...You didn't help me against Kane the first time...no big deal...heard you were out of the arena...Second time...Kane jumped me...you were busy with RVD and admiring your handywork where you could've at-least lended me a hand with a monster like Kane when I'm already wounded...but I gave you a pass on that...but HOW DARE YOU RKO ANOTHER WOMAN!
~The GM's rage starts to grow~
GM Iser: I had originally had all my rage turned on Kane...but now...when it comes to your title...you made the fatal mistake of turning my anger to you. Champ you better listen good...it will still be a fatal fourway...I won't mention who will replace Van-Dam, but it's one of your former foes...but you shouldn't worry about him... you must worry about me...the one and only Messiah of Human torture... because I will unleash every single amount of venom in my veins right on you, and I do not give a shit if you are crippled in a hospital bed...you crossed the line, and made your bed...time to sleep in it...~He throws the mic down and heads out of the scene~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 14, 2007 19:58:16 GMT -5
*A Video package airs showing the debut of Kurt Angle and his war with Vampiro X and the rest of Dead Pool*
*Kurt's music hits and the crowd errupts with cheers*
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for onefall, introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvenia, weighing in at 230 pounds, Kurt Angle!!!!
*Kurt sets off his pyro and heads to the ring with intensity*
Tazz: Angle looks focused, he should be Vampiro X is no slouch in the ring.
JBL: People tell me how Raven is the dynasty of XWA, which I believe is true, then Vampiro X must be the second coming, he is just as deadly as Raven.
Tazz: I agree, if you didn't know he and Raven are brothers.
JBL: No wonder they are so similar.
*Kurt enters the ring as the crowd continues to cheer, he hands his medals to the ref as he prepares for Vampiro X to coem out*
*The arena turns an errie shade of red as "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin is heard and red haze fills the entrance ramp.*
Lillian: Introducing the opponent, from London,Ontario,Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X!!!!!!
*Vampiro X emerges from the haze and spits out his mist as the crowd boos loudly, he makes hias way to the ring and does his HHH Style pose on the turnbuckles as Angle stares a whole through him and the bell sounds*
Kurt immedeatly grounds Vampiro X with a legtrip and then locks in a side leglock.
Tazz: Angle already making this match a mat based game.
JBL: Where you don't want to be, you don't want to match mat skills with Angle.
Angle then applies a rear body scissors as Vampiro X manages to elbow out of the hold.
Both Angle and Vampiro X are back up and tie-up in the center of the ring, Kurt scores with a go behind and nails a back suplex for a quick one count.
Tazz: Very technical match so far, Angle showing us how well he can wrestle.
JBL: I am interested in seeing how Vampiro X responds.
With Vampiro X down, Kurt gets an armlock on Vampiro X who counters with a stiff kick to the face.
Tazz: What a counter, smart.
With Kurt dazed, Vampiro X nails hard right hands to Kurt's face, who covers up to dodge the blows.
JBL: He counters with brawling moves, brilliant.
Vampiro X keeps hitting Kurt in the face with hard right shots then hits a quick legdrop for a one and a half count.
Tazz: So much has happened I can't keep up.
Vampiro X drags Kurt to his feet and nails a huge standing dropkick that send Kurt crashing back to the mat and gets another two count.
JBL: He can't get flustered, not this early in the match.
Vampiro X remains calm as he locks Angle in a neck/arm lock as applies pressure to Kurt's surgically repaired neck.
Tazz: With Kurt's neck surgey, that must make the pain even worse.
Vampiro tightens the hold making Kurt scream out in pain as the crowd tries to will Angle to counter.
Kurt gets to a vertical base and elbows Vampiro in the gut, and briefly escapes the hold only to bounce off the ropes and run into a spinning wheel kick to the face.
Tazz: What agility by Vampiro X.
Vampiro goes for the cover and gets another two count. He grabs Angle, who manages to duck behind Vampiro and nails him with four huge Rolling German Suplexes.
Tazz: What stamina to pull that off.
Angle rolls over to Vampiro and goes for the cover, but Vampiro kicks out at the last second.
Tazz: How did he kick out of that?
JBL: Pure instinct.
Kurt is amazed by Vampiro kicking out, so he drops the straps and locks in the Ankle lock, dead center of the ring.
Tazz: Not a good sign for Vampiro X, hopefully he can get to the ropes.
Kurt wrenches on the Ankle of Vampiro as he shouts out in pain, but manages to use his leverage and get to the bottom rope, forcing Angle to break the hold.
JBL:Used his upperbody strength to get to the ropes, smart.
Kurt is upset and begins to Stalk Vampiro X.
Tazz: Angle Slam?
Kurt hooks in the hold, but Vampiro X manages to slip out of the hold and locks in the State of Confusion.
Tazz: What a counter, Kurt has to tap out.
Vampiro locks in the hold tighter as Kurt tries to get out of the hold and catch his breath.
JBL: He is squeezing both the life and air out of Angle, it has to be over.
As the hold stays locked in, Kurt is starting to fade and the ref checks him to see if he can hold on.
Kurt's hand falls two times, but on the thrid one, Kurt gets a burst of energy and nails a Quick Angle Slam.
Tazz: Angle Slam out of no where!!!
JBL: How'd he do that???
Kurt goes for the pin, but again, Vampiro X manages to kick out.
Kurt once again picks up Vampiro X, but he stops Kurt with a thumb to the eye.
Tazz: Way to stop his momentum.
With Kurt blinded, Vampiro shows his cat like reflexes and leaps to the top rope.
JBL: What grace.
Vampiro X is looking for a big time move, but Kurt manages to scale to the top rope and nails a huge top rope Angle Slam.
Tazz: WHAT IMPACT!!!!!
Kurt goes for the pin and he has finally stopped the Vampiro X juggernaut.
Lillian: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!!!!!
JBL: Kurt has ended the streak of the franchise player Vampiro X.
Tazz: If anyone could have done it, Kurt is the man.
*Instant replay of the Top Rope Angle Slam air*
Kurt is in the ring, celebrating his win over Vampiro X, While he is unconsious on the mat.
Winner Via Pinfall: Kurt Angle: 20:00
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jan 14, 2007 20:08:29 GMT -5
*A camera shifts to a lockerroom where we see the XWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven.*
Raven: Tonight, on the eve of what could possibly be my greatest masterpiece ever, we have a problem. It seems the GM is upset over me costing Mickie her XWA Women's Title opportunity. It seems that the GM forgot, I don't play by the rules. I am the XWA Champion, I do what I want when I want, Mickie was just a poor pawn in a grander scheme, it will all be revealed in due time. I know a lot of people are thinking that Kane is the favorite in the match, you must forget that I do well with my back against the wall, and Kane maybe a monster, hell he is a monster, but all the power in the world can't get this title off my waist. So Kane, I hope you have another strategy in store, otherwise, I will cripple you and bring you down to my size where I shall destroy you. As far as RVD goes..... he is out of the picture plain and simple. For the replacement, the GM can get whoever he wants, in the end one man will walk out as the XWA Champion, and it will be the same man walking in as the champion, The Virus of Life, Raven..... for I am the Virus of Life, and I Shall cripple you like a disease.
*Raven does the Crucifix as he heads down the hall*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 20:17:31 GMT -5
'Booyka Booyka...619' plays and Mysterio comes out as the replacement for RVD.
Tazz: I felt bad when Raven crippled him...but then I passed gas and felt better.
JBL: What the hell is this midget doing here!? Shouldn't he be working at a...
Tazz: Ease up JBL...it's my job to tear him up.
JBL: I don't give a damn, there is nothing good about a midget who was the world champion and the biggest fake I've ever seen in my damn life!
Kane's pyro goes off before Mysterio can even get into the ring and Kane comes out and Mysterio quickly gets into the ring to avoid being Kane's main target of aggression.
JBL: Oh man...midget running! Midget running!
Kane sets off his other pyro and waits in the ring.
'King of Kings' starts playing and the GM comes in from the air...in a harnass and is already in the ring!
JBL: Oh man! The kid doesn't waste anytime now does he?
Tazz: He's nuts.
'Sleeping Awake' by the POD starts playing and Raven stays backstage a minute...then appears and does his trademark poses on the ramp and golden pyro falls.
JBL: The jewel of XWA has arrived.
Tazz: Yes...he'll teach everyone a lession...
Raven arrogently, and slowly walks down the ramp and the GM grabs a chair and throws it at him.~Raven ducks to avoid it~ Raven slowly slides under the ring...and a fourway brawl starts...
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 20:26:55 GMT -5
Mysterio and Raven are brawling at the corner...Raven gets the advantage and just piefaces Mysterio down.(Jeers from the crowd)
JBL: Send that midget back to taco bell!
Meanwhile, Kane uppercuts the GM at a corner... Kane trys a running closeline, but the GM gets the boots up, climbs the top rope and moonsaults... Kane catches him...but Iser counters that into a reverse tornado DDT!
Tazz: Hello!
Mysterio trys a lowkick, but Raven catches it, throws his foot down and closelines him.
JBL: I think Mysterio's taller if he laid on his back!
Raven then delivers multiple knee drops to Mysterio's face...meanwhile, Iser ducks a Kane closeline and Kane goes over the top rope. Iser heads to the other side of the ring and starts throwing in various weapons...Iser throws a trashcan wrapped in metal at Raven and it bounces right off his head.
Tazz: That might be a concussion right there!
Iser trys a springboard move, but Kane throws that same metal wrapped trashcan at the GM and he crashes and burns.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 20:36:51 GMT -5
Mysterio trys an early 619 on the GM, but Kane sidewalk slams him.
JBL: SQUASH THAT MIDGET! GET'M KANE!
Kane then throws Mysterio across the ring and his head bounces off the corner.
Tazz: Damn...that can't taste good.
Raven grabs a steel chair and nails Kane in the head with it and Kane doesn't even budge!
Tazz: Oh my god!
The GM and Raven briefly team up and both nail Kane in the head with a chair and Kane falls out of the ring, and then Raven and the GM both throw the chairs at eachother and then brawl all over the ring. Raven knees the GM in the gut and then trys a suplex, but the GM counters into a neckbreaker in mid-air..and Raven is a tad frustrated with the GM's increasing level of skill, so he low-blows him.
JBL: Haha! I love it.
Mysterio dropkicks Raven out of the ring, but then gets an uppercut from Kane, and then big boots the GM(who is on his knee) and Kane simply throws Mysterio right out of the ring!
JBL: Midget flying! Midget flying!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 20:46:58 GMT -5
Kane then heads out of the ring to get a table...and the GM does a suisidal tope to take out Kane after he grabbed it!
JBL: He IS nuts!
Raven reaches under the ring and grabs a screw driver...and another chair.
The GM enters the ring and as soon as he turns around he's cracked in the head with a chair.
JBL: Head meets steel...and steel wins.
Tazz: Blood in the water!
The GM is first to bleed and Raven simply grinds the screwdriver over the GM. The GM obviously yells in pain.
JBL: This is brutal!
Mysterio does a crossbody from the top rope to try to pin Raven. 1..............2.....Raven throws Mysterio off and then eye-pokes him.
JBL: More disreguard for the rules.
Raven then hits an Edgecution on Mysterio and decides instead to pin him, he mounts and punches at Mysterio's head...
JBL: Haha! I love it!
Tazz: Who doesn't?
Kane throws the table in, and then closelines Raven and sets it up...and he puts Mysterio on the table...and he starts climbing the top rope.
JBL: That can-NOT be good.
The GM springs up and hurricarana's him out of the ring!
Tazz: OH MY GOD!
Raven then puts Mysterio's head in that metal wrapped trash can and he grabs a chair and starts hammering the trash-can with it.
JBL: Mysterio must have a concussion.
Raven finally throws the metal-trash can off and sets Mysterio up for a piledriver through the table and he connects. Quick cover! 1.............2............Mysterio BARELY kicks out.
JBL: Mysterio has SOME toughness I'll give him that...
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 20:57:08 GMT -5
The GM then grabs a cheese grader and slides it into the ring...Raven looks like he's gonna give Mysterio a Chaos Theory, but Iser lowblows Raven!
Tazz: Iser looks like his entire face is just one big cut.
The GM then starts grinding the face of Raven with the cheese grader to bust him WIDE open.
JBL: I would say something classy about him, but he just grabs a cheese grader and starts mutalating people!
The GM notices Mysterio and then takes the cheese and cuts a hole in his mask and MYSTERIO starts to bleed.
JBL: He's mutaliating the midget now!
Kane climbs the top rope with a chair and nails the GM right between the eyes with it, and then he grabs Mysterio by the throat and throws him to the corner and closelines him down.
JBL: Kane's on fire.
Kane then hits a backbreaker on Mysterio, quick cover... 1..........2........Raven hits Kane with a chair to break it up. Kane staggers to the corner and Raven charges with the chair but Kane big boots him.
Tazz: Kane is looking really dominate right now.
Kane then grabs that chair and starts choking the GM with it, Mysterio finally gets some offence in with a hurricarana to Kane, who sits up immeditely, and Raven jabs Mysterio four times and then a discus closeline to him, Raven then puts Mysterio in the electric chair, and Kane climbs the top rope. Kane closelines Mysterio while Raven has him in the electric chair!
Tazz: Oh my God! Mysterio must be dead!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 14, 2007 21:06:52 GMT -5
The GM closelines Kane over the top rope and they start brawling up the ramp, while Mysterio finally gets the advantage on Raven by tripping him up and he goes for the 619 and he hits it!
Tazz: No way!
JBL: NO! NO!
Kane uppercuts the GM and he nearly falls off the stage.
JBL: Oh man...
The GM low-blows Kane out of self defence, and then throws Kane off the stage yet the tables don't break!
JBL: Oh my...
The GM climbs up the No Mercy set and does a shooting star press to Kane from the top of the set onto Kane!
JBL: OH MY GOD!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Meanwhile...Mysterio goes for his west-coast-pop but Raven closelines Mysterio inside out.
Tazz: Well...Mysterio's now dead.
Raven then debuts his new move, the Decorated in Flames, and Mysterio, as soon as he gets in the submission part of it, taps out.
Winner, and STILL the XWA champion of the world, Raven!
After the match...Raven takes his belt and puts it on and hangs Mysterio upside down.
JBL: Mysterio is offically dead.
Raven then takes a chair and starts hammering Mysterio everywhere with it repeatedly...at-least fifty chair shots till Mysterio's limp body falls and Raven poses above the prone Mysterio to major boos from the crowd. Raven then finishes off Mysterio with a Chaos Theory.
JBL: Well, that's all for No Mercy, and what a PPV, Mysterio has finally met his match! Woohoo!
Tazz: Good night everybody!
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