Wrestlemania.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*The opening graphic is shown and we are taken inside the ECW Arena as the camera pans around the sold out crowd as they are going wild as the fireworks and pryo go off.*



Joey Styles: Hello and Welcome to Wrestlemania, I'm Joey Styles alongside my boradcast partner Tazz, and what a show this is going to be folks.




Tazz: You said it Joey, This will be the final chapter in the Raven/Rhino saga, as The War Machine faces the Virus of Life in a merger of two of the most violent matches ever created Monster's Ball combined with Clockwork Orange House of Fun, this match has Violence written all over it.




Joey Styles: Speaking of violence, the on-going feud between GM Iser and Chris Benoit in a Last Man Standing match, you have to beat your opponent so badly they cannot get up by a 10 count.



Tazz: The Legend Killer goes one on one with the Nature Boy Ric Flair in a Steel Cage match, can the Legend Killer add another legend to his growing list, or will Flair avoid being another statistic?



Joey Styles: In a match for the TV Title Kane takes on the Undertaker who is undefeated in WM Matches, will Kane be able to stop that streak or will the Undertaker march on to 15-0?



Tazz: More violence ensues when Sandman challenges CM Punk for the ECW World Title. Will Sandman ends Punks Straight Edge reign, or will Punk come out victorious.



Joey Styles: But that is later on, in our opening bout Zane Barron goes one on one with Vampiro X. Let's see how this feud came about.



*Clips are shown of Vampiro X choking out Zane with the State of Confusion and of Zane's resent downward spiral in XWA.*



Lillian Garcia: The opening contest is scheduled for one fall.



*Bruises" by Unloco is heard throughout the arena as Zane makes his way onto the ramp getting a huge reaction*



Lillian Garcia: From Pascagoula,Mississippi, weighing in at 195 pounds, Zane Barron!!



*Zane slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles and does a backflip*



Joey Styles: Zane looks ready for his match.



*After Zane's music stops the arena goes dark*



Tazz: Looks like Zane's opponent is about to come out.



Lillian Garcia: And the opponent..


*The arena goes from pitch black to an errie shade of red as "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play*



Lillian Garcia: From London Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X.



*Vampiro X emerges from the thick haze and spits out some mist as he makes his way to the ring getting a strong yet mixed reaction.


Tazz: Seems that the die-hard Philly fans are into Vampiro X, good to see the people getting behind whoever this wish.



*Vampiro X gets into the ring and does an HHH style pose on the turnbuckles, climbs down and stares at Zane*



Joey Styles: Looks like Vampiro X is focused on his opponent as well.



DING

DING

DING


The bell sounds and the opening match is underway. Vampiro and Zane lockup and grapple for conttrol, Vampiro slowly backs Zane into the corner as the ref begins to count as Vampiro breaks the hold.




Tazz: Clean break by Vampiro X.



Vampiro and Zane circle eachother and lockup once again, this time Vampiro gets Zane in an armlock.



Joey Styles: Looks like both Zane and Vampiro are using this time to get a feel for eachother.


Zane counters the hold and nails Vampiro with an armdrag, he dashes at Vampiro who in turn nails Zane with an amrdrag, both get up and it's a stalemate as the crowd cheers loudly.



Tazz: Crowd is pumped up over that display of wrestling.



Both men lockup, this time Vampiro X gives Zane a thumb to the eye which gets boos from the crowd. As Zane is blinded Vampiro X charges and knocks Zane down with a clothesline and goes for a quick cover.

One

Tw-


Zane kicks out after one and a half, and Vampiro then puts Zane in a rear chinlock.



Tazz: Nice to see some submissions.



As Vampiro wrenches back on the neck of Zane, the crowd is heard getting louder, trying to will Zane out of the hold. Zane feeds off the crowd and gets to his feet, nailing Vampiro in the midsection with elbows and gets out of the hold and nails Vampiro with a back suplex and goes for the cover.


One

Two


Kickout out two.


Tazz: This match is starting to pick up in pace.


Zane picks Vampiro up and nails him with a vertical suplex and again goes for the cover.


One

Two


Another near fall as Vampiro is down on the mat, Zane is going up top.



Joey Styles: What is he thinking?


Tazz: I guess Zane feels the need to fly.


With the crowd cheering him on, Zane climbs to the top turnbuckle, has a hard time keeping himself balanced, and in the process gets crotched by Vampiro. With Zane reeling in pain, Vampiro puts the boots to him while he is down on the mat.


Tazz: Seems that Vampiro has found the opening he was looking for.



Vampiro X picks up Zane and hits a big bodyslam, bounces off the ropes and drills a knee right in the face on Zane.



Joey Styles: What force behind that knee drop.



Vampiro takes the time to pose for the crowd who gives him yet another mixed reaction. He takes a bit too much time posing, and Zane hits a Russian Legsweep on Vampiro for his troubles and gets another near fall.



Tazz: So many near falls, and this is just the first match, what a PPV.



Zane is signalling for the ZKO as the crowd gets behind him.


Joey Styles: If Zane hits the ZKO it's over.


Zane lifts Vampiro up and drills him with the ZKO and goes for the pin.


One


Two


Thr-


Kickout at the last second, as Zane has a look of disbelief on his face.



*Instant replay of the ZKO*



Tazz: Zane must be upset, he hit Vampiro with his best move and he still kicked out.


Joey Styles: Zane needs to stay calm though, he still can win this.




Zane goes to lift Vampiro up off the mat but Vampiro lifts him up and nails him with the Punk Out in the middle of the ring.



Tazz: The Punk Out, he hit that out of no where.



Vampiro crawls over to the body of Zane and goes for the pin.


One


Two


Thre-


No, Kickout and 2 and 7/8's



Joey Styles: My god! Both men hit their finishers and both kick out, what a way to open the show.



Both men are down as the crowd is cheering madly, showing appreciation for what they are witnessing.



Zane and Vampiro get up to their feet and trade right hands. Vampiro gets the better of Zane and nails him with a standing enziguri.



Tazz: What agility by Vampiro X.


As Zane is down, Vampiro locks Zane in a Modified State of Confusion, dead center of the ring.



Joey Styles: State of Confusion!!!! Will Zane tap?!



Tazz: He has no choice, he is trapped in the center of the ring with no place to go.



Vampiro X clutches Zane's throat even harder, choking the life out of Zane as he begins to turn blue, but he manages to crawl closer and closer to the bottom rope.



Joey Styles: He if fighting his way to the bottom rope, only a little further to go, dig down deep.



As Zane is crawling for his life the crowd begins to chant his name, which drives Zane to grasp the bottomrope and forces Vampiro to break the hold.



Tazz: The crowd willed him on, looks like Vampiro is pissed.



Vampiro violently lifts the weakened Zane off the mat and drills him with the Heart of a Vampire (Unprettier)



Tazz: That's the first time he has used that move in this fed.



Vampiro covers Zane.


One


Two


Three!!!!


Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Vampiro X!!!!



Joey Styles: What a match, it went back and forth but it seems that Vampiro was able to pull out the win.



Tazz: Major props to both men for putting on a hell of a match.



*Clips are sown of the ZKO and the Punk Out, we then see the State of Confusion and Zane getting to the bottom rope, ending with the Heart of a Vampire.*



Vampiro X's music hits and he poses as the corwd gives both he and Zane a standing ovation as he makes his way to the back.



Winner: Vampiro X in 18:58

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The Canadian National Anthem plays and Storm, Edge, and Christian come out to a HUGE heel reaction from the crowd.

Fans: CANADA SUCKS! CANADA SUCKS!

Storm: The only thing that sucks is that this is the BIGGEST show of the year...

Edge: AND WE'RE NOT ON THE FUCKING CARD! I STOLE THE SHOW LAST WRESTLEMANIA! I STOLE THE FUCKING SHOW!

Christian: What we're trying to say is... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THAT WE ARE NOT BOOKED AND WE WILL PROTEST IN THIS RING UNTIL WE GET WHAT WE WANT!

Joey: Come on... delaying the show? That's low.

Tazz: I agree with'm... 3 talented wrestlers like those guys should be on the card.

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!!!!!!!

Tazz: What the hell!?

Y2J, Chris Jericho makes a truely shocking appearance!

Jericho: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE FIRST EVER XWA HIGHLIGHT REEL!

The fans pop for this shocking annoucement.

Joey: Is that Chris Jericho in an XWA ring!?

Tazz: Gotta give credit to our General Manager for pulling this one out.

Jericho: So, how does it feel to be out of the card?

Edge: It's truely damn pathetic and it's pure discrimination against THE TRUE BREED OF ATHLETES!

Jericho: Ease up assclown, the only thing athletic about you is the horrible case of athlete's feet you have!

Christian: Watch your mouth you punk-ass rock...

Jericho: Hold on a minute... don't I know you... wait YOUR THE CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD!

Fans: CLB! CLB! CLB!

Storm: You need to show respect to athletes who can easily kick the shit out of you at any given time.

Jericho: Ok Lance... you remind me of Lance Cade... your a typical steriotype who just moans and groans about everything... quit bitching unless you've turned into Candice Michelle!

The Canadians snap and attack Chris Jericho... suddenly...

IF YOU SMELL.......What the Rock......is cook'n

The Rock runs down and makes an attempted save...but he is out-numbered...

Joey: Noble move by Rock, but it wasn't good enough.

~Broken glass~

Stone Cold Steve Austin runs down and hits a stunner on Christian... Rock throws Edge out of the ring and Jericho throws Storm out of the ring. Rock hits a Rock-bottom on Christian, and Jericho hits a lionsault! The 3 share some beers

Joey: This is truely a Wrestlemania moment!

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Tazz: One has got to wonder... if Jericho, Rock, and Austin are all a-part of XWA now.

Kane's pyro goes off and out comes the Big Red Machine.

Joey: I think that'll wait for a while... Kane's here!

Kane comes out and sets off his normal pyro...

Paul Bearer makes his appearance after the first gong.

Tazz: Bearer is five pounds lighter, but I don't think we can notice that!

The druids come out... Taker comes out in a chariet...Kane shows no intimidation through that mask.

Joey: I got goosebumps...

Tazz: Major agreement... there is nothing like seeing Taker's entrance in person.

Kane and Taker go straight to a slug fest early.

Joey: No arm-drags in this fight.

Kane overmatches Taker early and thrashes at him at the corner... Taker counters and gives Kane the same treatment. Kane ducks a punch and closelines Taker.

Kane: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Joey: Wow...

Taker big boots Kane and he goes down... then a leg drop... 1.............2......Kane kicks out aggressively. Taker goes for the old-school, but Kane counters into a side-walk slam!

Joey: What power by Kane!

Tazz: Very impressive in--

Joey: COVER!

1..............2.......Taker kicks out.

Tazz: Don't cut me off.

Kane climbs the top rope and goes for his closeline....Taker counters into a chokeslam! 1...............2.......Kane kicks out!

Joey: OH my god what a match!

Taker then sets up for his tombstone and he hits it!

Tazz: That's it!

1.............2............KANE KICKS OUT!

Joey: Holy crap! He kicked out of Undertaker's tombstone.

Taker goes to set up for a second one... Kane counters into a tombstone of his own! 1.............2............3

Winner: Kane in 9 minutes 58 seconds

Kane celebrates with his TV title and possibly the biggest victory of his career.

Joey: HUGE win for Kane.

Tazz: It took three trys, but he finally beat Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: We go from one title match to another, this is for the ECW Title: It's the self proclaimed Straight Edge elitest vs The Hardcore Icon The Sandman in a hardcore brawl.



Tazz: This match has been boiling over the last few weeks, and it will explode in this hardcore fight for the ECW Title let's see how this all began.



*Clips are shown of Punk's rise through the XWA ranks, beating Big Show to win the ECW Title, and his countless title defenses. We then see Sandman's XWA Debut targeting Punk and his Straight Edge ways, all leading to tonight's title match.*



Lillian Garcia: The following contest is for the ECW World Title, it will be contested in a Hardcore Match, meaning anything goes, Introducing First......




*Enter Sandman begins to play as the crowd goes nuts waiting to see the Hardcore Icon*



Tazz: Where is he? Where is he?


Joey Styles: He's up there, amongst the fans.


*The camera pans top the second level and there we see the Sandman in the crowd cracking open his first beer*



Lillian Garcia: From Philidelphia, Pennsylvania, weighign in at 245 pounds, The Sandman!!!!



* The Sandman downs the beer and crushes the can against his forehead and begins to bleed*



Tazz: Only Sandman makes himself bleed before his match.


*Sandman makes it to the barrier, grabs his second can of beer and pours it down some of the rowdy fans throats and crushes the can against his forehead some more*


*He gets in the ring and taunts to the crowd on all four turnbuckles, he gets down and grips the Singapore Cane awaiting the arrival of the ECW Champion, CM Punk as his music dies down*




* This Fire Burns hits the P.A. and out comes the ECW World Champion, CM Punk*



Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 229 pounds, he is the current reigning ECW Champion, CM Punk!



*Punk walks to the ring, face full of determanation all as the crowd boos him loudly, he gets in the ring doing is trademark "X" pose as the boos get louder.



Tazz: Seems that Sandman has the homefield advantage.



Joey Styles: That he does, the Philly fans showining strong support for Sandman.



DING

DING

DING


The match starts and Sandman wastes no time and smacks Punk upside the head with the Kendo Stick.


Tazz: This match already got taken to the extreme.



Sandman hits Punk over and over with the kendo stick, while the fans roar with their approval.


Sandman rolls out of the ring and grabs two chairs and rolls back into the ring, picks up the chair and goes to bash Punk's head in but he moves out the way at the last second.



Tazz: Good thing he moved otherwise Punk would be brain dead.



Punk gets to his feet and nails Sandman with backhand chops and a few roundhouse kicks to the mid-section to stun the Sandman, then hits him over the head with a chair as the sound echos through the arena.



Joey Styles: What a sickening thud, you could hear it throughout the whole arena.



Punk lays the chair over the prone Sandman's face and climbs to the second rope and hits a Legdrop on the chair and Sandman rolls out the ring clutching his face as we can see blood begin to flow out of the already opened wound on Sandman's forehead.



Tazz: Sandman was already bleeding before the match started, but the last shot by Punk seemes to bust it open even further.



With Sandman bleeding on the outside, Punk climbs out and kicks Sandman right in the face over and over, targeting the open wound in his head.



Tazz: Punk is just tearing away at the open wound, Sandman is in trouble.


As Sandman is bleeding the crowd starts to chant his name, trying to will him to get back to his feet. On the other side of the ring Punk looks under the apron and grabs a table and slides it into the ring.



Tazz: Seems like Punk feels right at home in the ECW arena.


Joey Styles: Things are looking worse for Sandman.


Punk slides Sandman into the ring and sets up the table in the middle of the ring, while Punk is doing that, Sandman picks up his Kendo Stick and crotches Punk from behind, sending him to the mat in agony.


Tazz: That's one way to stop someone's momentum.


As the blood flows from his forehead Sandman picks up Punk and nails him with the cane assisted Russian Legsweep and goes for the pin.



One


Two


Th-


Tazz: A near fall for Sandman.


A woozy Sandman pulls the table closer and goes to place Punk on table.



Joey Styles: Could he be looking for the Rolling Rock senton?



Tazz: If he does connect with the move, it's all over for Punk.


As Sandman gets Punk on the table he grabs a chair and smashes Punk in the face, busting him open in the process.


Tazz: Now Punk is bleeding, just like the old days huh Joey?


Joey Styles: You said it.


Sandman is climbing the ropes, he looks around at the crowd and they yell with their approval for Sandman to finish off Punk.



Tazz: Crowd wants to see Sandman put Punk through the table.



Sandman is set to do the rolling rock, but before he can do the move we see someone push the feet out of Sandman and he gets crotched on the turnbuckles.



Joey Styles: Who was that?


The camera pans around and we see the smirk on Homicide's face as the crowd boos loudly.



Tazz: Seems like Homicide has a vendetta against Sandman as well.


With the Sandman stunned, Punk gets off the table and grabs Sandman and gets him in Pepsi Plunge position, and slams Sandman through the table.



Tazz: Pepsi Plunge, it's gotta be over.


One


Two


Three



The bell sounds.



Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and still ECW Champion: CM Punk!!!!


Joey Styles: I can't believe what we have witnessed, Punk wins after Homicide comes out and cheats Sandman.



Tazz: Bottom line is Punk is still ECW Champion.


*Instant replay of Homicide pushing Sandman off the turnbuckle, allowing Punk to hit the Pepsi Plunge through the table.



Punk rolls out the ring holding his title up high as the crowd boos.




Winner and Still ECW Champion: CM Punk vis Pinfall 19:56.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Vito(head and leg bandaged) is seen wearing his guy thong searching franticly for his dress...

Tazz, Joey, and the fans:

The camera quickly gets out of there where Zane is seen pissed off at his loss and GM Iser bumps into him.

Iser: I knew you needed a new wardobe but stealing Vito's dress... I didn't know you were a faggot.

The fans laugh.

Zane: Watch your fucking mouth... you have no idea what I am capable of.

Iser: Your capable of getting your ass handed to you by your own ass!

Zane storms off in a huff.

Tazz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

We see someone wearing that dress in a CHICKEN COSTUME!

Tazz: WHAT THE HELL!

Joey: This is un-real.

The Chicken dances in the ring like a retard and does the chicken dance.

Tazz: Oh my god... the chicken music! STOP THE MADNESS!

Joey: ~Is laughing too hard to speak~

The chicken then does a penguin dance...

The fans are laughing their asses off...

Tazz: ~Nearly has a seizure from laughing~

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Kane's pyro explodes and Kane appears... the Chicken lays an egg!(Litterally) and a midget comes out of the egg. Kane big boots the midget.

Tazz: A midget... what the hell!

Kane removes the mask reveling... PETE ROSE!

Joey/Tazz: PETE ROSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kane tombstones Pete Rose to hell and sets off his pyro and leaves the midget and Rose laying.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Orton's music plays and he comes out poses for the crowd(guys jeer, girls cheer) and the trademark golden pyro comes down... and Ric Flair jumps Orton during his entrance!

Joey: Flair wants to start it immeditely!

Flair chops Orton all around the ring and into the cage. Flair starts choping at Orton as the fans 'Woo' at every chop. Orton eye-pokes Flair and trys to slingshot him into the cage... but Flair counters and sends Orton into the cage! Flair knee drops Orton's head and is trying to bust him open... Flair then bites Orton!

Joey: OH MY GOD! HE'S BITING HIM!

Tazz: Like that one boxing match but I forget which.. but this is more brutal.

Orton is bleeding now. Flair knee drops Orton again... but Orton eye pokes Flair again then european uppercuts him.

Joey: I guess the site of his own blood woke him up.

Orton thrashes at Flair's head repeatedly with stiff closed fists... then he grinds Flair's head in the cage. Flair is bleeding, and Orton chop blocks Flair and applys the figure four!

Tazz: HAHA! I LOVE IT!

Joey: How disrespectful...

Orton: GIVE UP OLD MAN!

Flair: FUCK YOU!(He flips Orton off)

Flair counters it into a reverse indian death lock and Orton lets go of the legs and knee drops Flair. Orton then hits his trademark backbreaker and trys climbing up... he almost climbs out... but Flair climbs up and backdrops him off the top rope back into the ring!

Joey: That had to hurt.

Orton appears he might've landed bad on his leg, and Flair chop-blocks him and applys the figure four for several seconds as Orton yells at the top of his lungs. Orton spits on Flair and Flair chops him back down and breaks the hold. Flair starts climbing up and is at the top himself and Orton climbs after him... then he RKOS HIM FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Both men stay down for several seconds... then Orton climbs out...

Winner in 14 minutes 2 seconds, Randy Orton.

Orton poses at the top of the ramp and more golden pyro falls and leaves and Flair gets a standing ovation for his effort.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*After the Flair/Orton match, we see Coach on the titontron in the backstage area*



Coach: Good evening, on what has to be the most historic PPV in XWA History, the hottest fued going today comes to an end. Of course I am talking about the Raven/Rhino XWA World Title match to be contested in a combination of both Monster's Ball and ClockWork Orange House of Fun.


*Crowd cheers loudly in the background*


Coach: Before the match I am going to get a few words from the champ himself as he prepares for battle against the War Machine.



*Raven is shown coming into the picture, the XWA World Title draped over his shoulder, The Extreme Queen Riot by his side as the whole arena goes loud with boos*



Coach: Raven, thanks for taking time from preparing to do this interview.


Raven: Not a problem, seeing how this is Rhino were are talking about, no training was needed.



*Crowd boos loudly again.*



Coach: So what are your thoughs on tonights match?



Raven: My thoughts are very simple, walking in as the champion, walking out as the champion. Many people think I bit off more than I could chew when Rhino was named the #1 contender, but in reality, it was the other way around. Rhino is too busy with his anger for what I did to Mysterio to focus on his title shot tonight. It's only fitting that I crush Rhino's dreams in the Original House of Hardcore. While on that subject, I find it an outrage that all this Philly jackasses would say that Rhino was one of the most extreme wrestlers of all time, we all know that I am the most violent,sadistic, twisted, screwed up person in wrestling today, I am half the age of Rhino, but far more talented, and in this hell hole known as the ECW Arena, I will walk out the victor, where as Rhino and all these Philly Rejects go back to the land of obscurity.


*The crowd boos loudly as Raven and Riot walk away, not opting to say his catchphrase*



Coach: Strong words from the champion, Tazz, Joey, back to you.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: Now folks it's the moment we have all been waiting for, the end of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history will come to an end tonight.


Tazz: A violent end anyway, it's Rhino challenging Raven for the XWA World Heavyweight Title in Monster's Ball, Clockwork Orange House of Fun.


Joey Styles: This feud has been brewing for quite some time, but picked up in intensity after the end of Badd Blood when Raven took out Mysterio, let's take a look back on how this feud has started.



*Video package plays and we see Raven's debut in XWA,beating Zane to become the first ever XWA World Heavyweight Champion. We then go to shots of Raven beating various people including Mike Knox, Test, Justin Credible, and Zane Barron. From there we see Rhino's debut in XWA siding with Edge as they waged war with Hogan and Jeff Jarrett. Flash ahead to Barely Legal where Rhino turns on Edge and goes after Raven's title, which he retained in his home town of Toronto against Sting. We then go to Badd Blood where Rhino beat Edge to become the #1 contender to the XWA title, split screen shows Rhino's good friend Rey Mysterio getting destroyed in his home town by Raven, ending with Raven flipping Rey off the stage from the stretcher into another table. Our final shot shows us the confrontation Raven and Rhino had a few days ago, all leading to tonight's match to end the feud once and for all. Raven/Rhino is Next!





*The arena is quiet with anticapation and excitment*


Rhino's music hit's and the arena comes unglued as The War Machine hits the ramp and pyro explodes as he charges to the ring, face full of rage and determination.



Joey Styles: Rhino looks calm heading into what could be the biggest match of his career.



Tazz: He might look calm on the outside, but he has to be nervous on the inside.



*Rhino's music dies down and there is a long silent pause as the crowd goes quiet once again as Rhino doesn't take his eyes off the entrance ramp*




*The arena goes pitch black*



Tazz: Here we go Joey, here we go.




*A mysterious voice hits the P.A.*




: You shall be visisted by a Dark Carnival, a traveling freak show of self-pity and war, a Carnival so sinister no one walks out alive, not you, not me, not anyone. So I bid you welcome as this Dark Carnival consumes your soul as you travel into the bottomless pit.




*Errie Carnival Music begins to play*



Tazz: What the hell is going on?


Joey Styles: I have no idea.



[Children laughing, Toy cranks up]





*On the entrance ramp two hooded figures emerge as the errie music continues to play and the two figures take out their hoods and it's none other than...... Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope..... The Insane Clown Posse*




Tazz: I don't believe it!!!! ICP's in the House, are you down with the Clown?!?!



*ICP begin to sing the song "Play With Me"



Violent J: Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rott away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey

[Chorus - Violent J]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the
other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so
lonley) [x2]




*During the Chorus smoke begins to cover the entrance ramp and out emerges The XWA Women's Champion, Riot, and the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven, he strikes the Crucifix as golden pyro falls down behind him all the while why ICP is singing his song*




Violent J: [2nd Verse- Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my fucking head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do!
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barley hear you play
Lost umong the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey




*Raven and Riot walk down the ramp, Raven and Rhino eyes lock as ICP continue to sing the song and Riot sits at Ringside, as Raven climbs the ropes and does the Crucifix pose as the crowd boos the loudest of the night, he climbs into the ring and instantly stares at Rhino as ICP keep singing.


[Shaggy2Dope]
Boys and girls, fuck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny
slimy, atomic shithead

(Super, duper!)
(Right)
(S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic)
(Right)

[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!

[Chorus]

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: I can't believe Raven is friends with ICP, big ups to ICP for proforming Raven's song it kicks ass by the way love those guys.




Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Monster's Ball/ Clockwork Orange House of Fun match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 275 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!!!!!



*Rhino raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers loudly*




Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is hte current reigning and defending XWA Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, this is Raven!!!!!



*Raven strikes the Crucifix as the crowd boos loudly*



Tazz: I guess the fans took offense to Raven's comments earlier in the evening.



Joey Styles: I don't blame the fans, Raven said some pretty harsh things to them.



*Raven hands the belt to the ref and the ref raises it up high and shows it to both men*



Tazz: That is what's on the line, can Rhino pull the upset, or will Raven prevail?



Joey Styles: It will be a great match either way.



The bell sounds and Raven and Rhino meet in the center of the ring going nose to nose trying to intimidate the other.



Tazz: I don't think that will work, both men fear nothing.


Joey Styles: Both are not moving an inch.



After a little bit of jawjacking Raven and Rhino just wail away at eachother with a barrage of right hands.



Tazz: Looks like they are getting down and dirty right from the start.


Joey Styles: The way they both hate eachother, I am suprised they were able to get past the introductions.


The brawl spills to the outside as Raven whips Rhino into the steel guardrail then goes to unlatch a garbage can lid from the chains and goes to hit Rhino but he charges and tackles Raven to the ground and unloads with right hands.



Tazz: Talk about a brawl, this is everything I expected so far.



Rhino tosses Raven back in the ring and picks up the trash can and takes it in the ring with him and smashes it against the skull of Raven who goes down in a heap.



Rhino taking a page from Raven grabs a cookie sheet as the crowd cheers loudly.



Tazz: Looks like Rhino is going to use Raven's trademark weapon against him.


As Rhino goes to hit Raven, he is met with a Steel chair upside the head, sending Rhino to the mat in a hurry.


Tazz: Smart move, Raven suckered Rhino in and made him pay, brilliant.



As Rhino is down Raven locks in a Camel Clutch on Rhino, gouging his eyes in the process, Rhino is yelling out in pain as the die-hard Philly faithful try to will him on.



Joey Styles: The sold out crowd urging Rhino on.


Rhino feeds off their energy and gets up and falls backwards, squashing Raven in the process.


Tazz: That was instinct.



As Raven is down Rhino takes a bit of time to catch his breath, still reeling from the chair shot, Rhino slides outside and looks under the apron and grabs a stapler!



Joey Styles: A Stapler!!!! What is he thinking?!?


Tazz: Nothing good I take it.


Rhino gets back in the ring and holds the stapler up for the crowd who give their approval, Rhino grabs the head of Raven and embeds a staple into his skull as Raven screams out in pain.



Tazz: Raven just got stapled, this is nuts.


Rhino grabs Raven and staples him again, this time blood begins to fall from his head.


Joey Styles: Seems that Raven has been busted open, from the sound of it, the crowd is happy.


As Raven rolls around in agony from the staples in his head, Rhino goes outside and grabs a table.



Tazz: A Table, just like our old ECW days.


As Rhino sets up the table a 'Let's go Rhino" chant begins, Rhino takes time to look out into the crowd showing his appreciation for them. He props the table up in the corner, turns around right into a shot from the Cookie Sheet as Raven drilled him in the head.



Tazz: Looks like Raven was ready for that.


The blood flows down Raven's face as he grabs the stapler and staples Rhino's head three times, this time Rhino is the one screaming is pain as he too is bleeding.



Tazz: Raven got his payback, all at Rhino's expense.



Joey Styles: I don't know how much more of this we will be allowed to air.


Raven pounds away at the forehead of Rhino, each punch makes more blood flow from the wound, as the crowd boos him loudly. Raven picks Rhino up and bashes him in the head with a trash can lid and Rhino staggers to keep his balance, so Raven bashes it over his head again, this time Rhino falls back down to the mat.



Raven repositions the table in the corner and picks up Rhino and throws him into the table and Rhino is propped against the table.



Tazz: What is Raven planning?


Raven goes to the opposite of the ring and charges at Rhino, but Rhino charges and nails him with a strong shoulder block, sending both men down to the canvas.



Joey Styles: What impact, let's see an instant replay.


*Instant replay airs*



Raven and Rhino struggle to get to their feet, both men do and Raven nails Rhino with a hard right hand, sending Rhino back then in return he nails Raven with a right hand.



Tazz: Back and forth they go, back to the straight up brawling.



They trade right hands until Raven gets smart and kicks Rhino in the midsection and hits a snap DDT and goes for the cover.


One


Two


Tazz: Kickout at 2.


Raven picks up Rhino who counters into a huge spine buster and goes for the pin himself.



One

Two


Joey Styles: Another near fall.



Rhino wipes the blood from his eyes and fixes the table in the corner, while on the other side Raven slides out the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher and blinds Rhino with it.



Tazz: It has other uses other than putting out fires.


With Rhino blinded Raven goes for the Chaos Theory, but Rhino manages to throw him off, while the ref checks his eyes.


Joey Styles: Brute strength by Rhino.



With the ref checking on Rhino, Raven runs at Rhino and knocks him down with a clothesline and goes for the pin.


One


Two:


Tazz: Count of two, this match is off the charts.



Raven is starting to get a bit angry and goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino.



Joey Styles: Lethal shots by Raven, he will do anything to keep the title around his waste.


Tazz: That is why he's the champ.



Raven stops pounding on Rhino and goes to un-hook a steel chair and props it in the center of the ring.



Tazz: Drop Toe Hold time?


Raven whips Rhino into the ropes by unbeknowst to him Rhino grabs another chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he is down.



Joey Styles: Rhino knows how to counter Raven, we could have a new champion.



Raven crawls to the corner, in front of the table and Rhino crouches as the crowd can tell he is going for the GORE!



Tazz: Look behind you champ.



Just as soon as Raven gets up, Rhino charges full steam ahead at Raven who got a cookie sheet and blasted Rhino in the head but his momentum carried him and he GORED Raven through the table as they both fall outside of the ring.


Joey Styles: Oh My God!!!!!



Tazz: You don't say, that was a wicked turn of events.



*Instant replay*



With both men down, the sell out crowd roars with cheers are they are appreciating what they are seeing.



Tazz: The fans sure are getting their money's worth.



Joey Styles: That they are.



Both men begin to stir and Rhino grabs Raven and powerbombs him on the padded concrete floor, then goes for the pin.


One


Two


Thr-


Tazz: Raven kicked out, that was a close call.



Rhino is getting pissed and kicks the steel steps out of anger, picks up Raven and tosses him back into the ring. Rhino grabs a "For Sale" sign and clocks Raven with it.



Tazz: All weapons are legal, no matter how strange they are.



Rhino places the steel chair on the ground and yells out "RHINO DRIVER!!!" as the crowd scream.



Joey Styles: Rhino Driver? This could be it.



Rhino grabs Raven and holds him above the chair and is set to drill him with the Rhino Driver, but Raven was playing possum and grabs the chair and flips out of it and cracks Rhino in the head with the chair.



Tazz: What a counter.


Raven goes for the quick cover.



One


Two


Thre-



Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out.


Raven is now yelling out in anger as the crowd is going wild as Rhino kicked out.


Once again Raven goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino, blood covers his wrist tape.



Tazz: Raven is hell bent on destroying Rhino.



Raven picks Rhino up and prepares to suplex him, but Rhino blocks the suplex and tuns it into a running powerslam, but Rhino is un-able to capatiolize due to the blood loss.



Joey Styles: The blood loss playing a factor.



Rhino staggers over to Raven and goes for the pin.


One


Two


Thr-



Tazz: Yet another near fall.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Rhino slides out of the ring, grabs another table and slides it into the ring, as Raven recovers from the brutal powerslam. With Raven still down Rhino sets up the table in the middle of the ring and puts Raven on top of the table, then gets on the table himself.




Tazz: Whatever Rhino is planning this can't be good.



Rhino is looking to Rhino Driver Raven through the table, but Riot enter the ring and low blows Rhino and slides back out of the ring.



Tazz: Looks like Riot was tired of Rhino being in control, with her in Raven's corner, it's hard to be prepared for anything.


Raven seizes the opportunity and gets Rhino in Raven EFfect position.



Tazz: If Raven hits the Raven Effect it's all over.



Raven lifts Rhino up and drills him through the tables as is splinters in pieces, he then goes for the cover.


One


Two


Thre-



Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out!!!!! He Kicked out!!!!



Tazz: How did he do that?



*Instant replay*




Raven is outraged and punches the canvas in a rage and yells at the ref for counting too slow.



Joey Styles: Raven's not happy with that call.



With Rhino out cold, Raven locks in the Anarchy Lock, and Grapevines the leg of Rhino and he yells out in pain.



Tazz: Rhino is in the center of the ring, no place to go.



As Rhino is in a ton of pain, the crowd begins to chant his name, willing him to get to the bottom rope.



Joey Styles: Rhino is using his upper body strength to pull himself toward the ropes.


Rhino gets to the ropes and Raven breaks the hold, yelling in anger about no DQ's in this match.



Tazz: Raven is angry more than ever.



Raven just stops on Rhino as he lays defenseless on the mat, then grabs the steel chair and once again places it in the middle of the ring, whips Rhino off the ropes and connects with the drop toe hold.



Tazz: The move connects this time.


More blood flows out of Rhino's head as Raven goes for the pin again.


One


Two


Thre-


Joey Styles: Yet another near fall, what does Raven have to do to put Rhino away.



Rhino struggles to get to his feet as Raven continues to yell at the ref that he is counting too slow, he doesn't notice Rhino get up and he turns right into a GORE!



Joey Styles: GORE! GORE! GORE!, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!


Tazz: This can't happen.


Rhino goes for the pin.



One


Two


Thre-


Tazz: Raven kicked out at the last second!!!!!!



*Instant Replay*



Rhino looks to put Raven away with another GORE, as Riot jumps on the apron and distracts Rhino.



Joey Styles: What is she doing? Get down from there.


Rhino walks over to Riot as she yells at him, he grabs her by the hair, but she rakes his eyes and he spins right into the Chaos Theory.



Tazz: Choas Theory!!!! Chaos Theory!!!!



Raven weakly crawls over to Rhino and goes for the pin.



One


Two


Three!!!!



Tazz: HE DID IT!!!!!! RAVEN RETAINED!!!!!



Joey Styles: All thanks to Riot.



Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and Still XWA Heavyweight Champion: Raven!!!!



The crowd rather of booing Raven, cheer him out of respect for the brutal match he gave them.



Joey Styles: I must admit, after seeing this match I do respect Raven, that was truly a match for the ages.



*Instant replay of all the big spots of the match ending with the Choas Theory*



Riot enters the ring and helps Raven get to his feet as his normal music hits and he holds up his belt high as the crowd continue to cheer both men out of respect.



Tazz: The crowd showing their appreciation for both men as they put their bodies on the line to give the fans a hell of a show, my hat off to both men, thanks for a great WM match.



Riot puts the belt around Raven's waist as he climbs the turnbuckles and strikes the Crucifix pose as Rhino gets up, he jumps off and makes Riot get behind him.




Tazz: Is Rhino going to attack Riot for costing him the match?


After a long staredown Rhino extends his hand as the crowd gets loud with cheers.



Joey Styles: Looks like Rhino wants to end the feud on a high note, both men must have respect for eachother after the hell they just endured.



Raven looks around the crowd as they cheer, and he extends his hand and he and Rhino shake hands in the middle of the ring as the crowd goes nuts.




Joey Styles: Class act by both men, great wait to close this PPV.



Raven and Rhino then hold up eachothers hands as Raven's music hits again and he and Rhino taunt to the sold-out crowd to bring the PPV to a close.


Winner and Still XWA Heavyweight Champion: Raven via Pinvall (45: 56)



Tazz: What a WM, I'm Tazz.


Joey Styles: I'm Joey Styles, goodnight everybody.






*Video package plays and recaps the matches of WM*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Beniot's music hits and the Canadian Crippler gets a huge responce from the crowd.

Joey: They love Chris Beniot just about everywhere.

Beniot warms up while he waits for his opponent.

Scream starts playing.

Tazz: Where's he coming from?

Smoke fills the entrance ramp.

Suddenly it goes right into the 'King of Kings' music.

BEHOLD THE KING.........THE KING OF KINGS.........ON YOUR KNEES DOG!

GM Iser comes down from the heavens on a throne!

Joey: Holy crap!

Tazz: He's nuts!

The fans give him a 60/40 reaction.

The throne floats to the ring and GM Iser jumps over the ropes into the ring.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Lillian can't even get the introdutions because Beniot and Iser start brawling like pit-bulls. They trade rights and lefts like crazy with Iser getting the better of Beniot... Beniot ducks a right and headbutts Iser.

Joey: OUCH!

Iser gets up and gets closelines... then a dragon-suplex... then a dragon-sleeper... and Beniot goes out to get some weapons cause GM Iser pulls himself up by the ropes... Iser dives over the top rope... SUISIDE SHOOTING-STAR PRESS AND IT HITS BENIOT!

~Replay of that shows~

Joey: Iser is completely laying it all out in the ring.

Iser pounds on Beniot's head for a few seconds then grabs a SCREWDRIVER! Iser goes to grind Beniot's head but Beniot headbutts him and then looks for something and finds a steel chair and cracks it off of Iser's skull(who didn't cover up) then a second shot(while he's on his knees) and a third one as he's going down!

Joey: HOLY crap!

The ref begins the count... 1.........2...............3...........Iser gets up...and is a BLOODY mess... Beniot swings again, but Iser ducks this time and spears him into the turnbuckle poll! Iser grabs... a steel pipe and hits Beniot in the head with it and now Beniot is bleeding... Iser chokes Beniot with the Pipe then grabs the screw driver and grinds Beniot's face with it making the cut deeper.

Joey: OH MY GOD! IT'S ALREADY GONE STRAIGHT TO THE EXTREME!

Tazz: Just like the old days.

Iser then stops and grabs a LADDER!

Joey: He has really evil intentions with that solid steel ladder...

Tazz: And it's a HUGE MOTHERFUCKER!

Beniot kicks Iser...

Joey: IN THE BALLS!

Tazz: PPV or not... you can-not say that Mr Joey Styles...

Joey: I've just been informed I can't say 'balls'.....sorry if I offended anyone if I said 'balls'...

Beniot then hits a BRUTAL DDT on the chair! Beniot then chokes Iser with the chair and threatens to Guilitine him with it... but Iser counters with a back low blow then he spears him. Iser then looks under the ring again and sets up a table... Iser then sets up the table and puts Beniot on the table. Iser sets up the ladder and starts climbing it... but Beniot gets out of the way and Iser's caught... and Beniot shoves the ladder and Iser whip-lashes off the rope.

Joey: Ouch.

The ref counts... 1...................2......................3......................4..................5.......Iser begins to get up....6.........Iser's up... and headbutts Beniot... Beniot goes for a closeline, but Iser ducks it and hits him with...BRASSKNUCKS! Beniot goes down like a stack of bricks. 1.......................2.......................3......................4...................5 Beniot gets up right AT five.

Joey: What a fight.

Beniot and Iser exchange brutal chops till they are blood red at their chests... fans 'WOO'ing at all of them. Iser knocks Beniot down with a modified superkick and goes under the ring for more weapons... the ref counts for Beniot but Iser throws a trashcan and it hits the ref in the head and knocks him out.

Joey: So-long ref.

Iser then hangs Beniot in the tree of woe... and puts the trashcan on his head.

Tazz: We've seen this before...

Iser dropkicks the trashcan on Beniot's face!

Tazz: That's a broken nose.

Iser un-ties Beniot from the tree of woe and Beniot looks butchered... Iser then sets up the ladder and reaches under the ring... and gets lighter fluid... and squirts the table with it.

Tazz: I'm not liking this...

Iser then sets up Beniot for Black-Magic first... Beniot counters into a tombstone of his own!

Joey: A WRESTLEMANIA STYLE COUNTER! OH MY GOD!

The ref is up... and starts counting. 1..................2.................3...............4..................5..............6.................7..............8......Iser starts to get up...........9........Iser barely beats the count! Beniot charges and gets a drop-toe hold on the trashcan. Iser then sets up for the black magic and this time he hits it!

Tazz: Good night Irene.

1......................2........................3...........................4..........................5............................6...........................7.......................8................Beniot starts to get up............9..............Benoit beats the count! Iser looks livid and grabs a match and LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE!

Joey: That table is flaming...

Iser climbs to the top of the Ladder... Beniot also climbs... and they start brawling... Iser looks like he's gonna sun-set-flip Beniot into the flaming table... but Beniot counters into a SUPERPLEX AND ISER GOES THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tazz: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

The ref starts to count both men now. 1......................2......................3......................4.......................5....................6.................7.................8...............Beniot starts getting up as does Iser..........9............Beniot beats the count.......Iser doesn't!...10!

Winner in 40 minutes twenty two seconds...Chris Beniot!

Beniot celebrates with the crowd.

Joey: HUGE win for Chris Beniot.

The EMTs cool off Iser's back... and Iser slowly and gingerly walks to Beniot...

Joey: They gonna brawl again!?

They stare each-other down... and Iser extends his hand.

Joey: I can't believe what I'm seeing!

Tazz: Neither can I Joey...

Beniot and Iser shake hands!

Joey: Class move by the GM...

Beniot and Iser gingerly walk to the corners and pose at the corners... Iser starts to walk away and Zane Barron attacks Beniot for some reason.

Joey: Has Zane lost it!?

Tazz: Normally I like this type of move, but this isn't ment for Wrestlemania.

Iser is seen walking away then sees it on the titontron... and Iser gingerlly walks down to the ring and hits an icebreaker on Zane to thunderous cheers!

Joey: Did he just help his enemy!?

Tazz: I think he respects Beniot now...

Joey: Who doesn't?

Beniot and Iser celebrate for the next 2 minutes gingerly... and EMTs help both men backstage just in case.