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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 19:03:38 GMT -5
Generic music hits and Teddy Hart comes out and gets flipped off by all the rowdy Morgantown fans.
Joey: Here comes Mr dumbass himself, Teddy Hart
Tazz: He should go by 'Teddy Anus' cause that's closer to his real name!
Joey: Indeed partner... I hope Beniot breaks his neck tonight... cause this punk-ass-bitch is a discrase to the legendary Hart family
Chris Beniot ambushes Teddy Hart at the ramp and throws him into the steel pole shoulder first.. then he throws him in the ring and puts on the crossface and Teddy taps.
Winner by submisson: Chris Beniot
Beniot doesn't let go and keeps it applyed for a full minute and a half longer and then lets go and laughs at his handy work and leaves to heavy cheers.
Joey: Well Teddy's dead.
Teddy Hart gets strechered out while Morgantown fans throw trash at him.
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 19:24:23 GMT -5
The 'King of Kings' hits and the fans go completely insane with cheers at the GM makes his way to the ring with a new look... completely blond hair and Blue and yellow face paint....
GM Iser: Let me first say... it is good to be back home.
The fans in the front row do a bowing motion toward him.
GM Iser: Now then... let me cut right to the chase... Jeff Jarrett there's a difference between XWA and NWA... in NWA you can kiss the bosses ass and give all the writers all the blow-jobs in the world and get what you want... here... you have to damn near kill yourself to get what you want in this very ring... Jarrett... you egotistical...self centered...obnoxious prick... consider your time in a wrestling ring.....over... Tonight I'm the judge....jury and executioner of Jarrett's life......May god have mercy on your soul Jarrett cause I SURE AS HELL won't...
Iser leaves through the crowd high-fiving a bunch of the fans as he leaves.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 19:56:06 GMT -5
Zane Barron enters the ring but the entrance music broke down during his entrance!
Joey and Tazz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sharkboy comes out and they brawl for 10 seconds and Barron tosses Sharkboy out easily.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Kane comes out and one handed tosses Zane out of the ring
A-1 comes out and Kane tosses him out easily.
Lance storm runs in and Kane and Lance start hammering at one another.
Hernadez comes out and Storm/Kane toss him out in near-record time.
Rhino comes down and Storm/Rhino double team Kane for a moment
Normal Smile(cause TNA trademarked the real name) runs down and the 3 XWA guys toss him over.
Ric Flair runs down and tosses Lance Storm over after an eye-poke, and low-blow.
David Young runs down and Rhino tosses him out... then Flair low-blows Rhino and Storm and Flair toss Rhino out! Kane then turns around and chokeslams Storm out of the ring! Kane charges and Flair pulls the bottom rope and Kane crashes to the floor and Flair wins!
Winner: Nature Boy Ric Flair!
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 1, 2006 20:10:25 GMT -5
The Coach: That was some battle royal, congrats to Ric Flair for pulling out the win. Ladies and Gentleman at this time, I would like to bring in the XWA Champion, Raven in for an interview.
*Raven steps into view and the Morgantown crowd gives him a mixed reaction, but a loud reaction none-the-less.
Coach: Raven, tonight you go one on one with Mike Awesome in a ClockWork Orange House of Fun Match, your thoughts?
Raven: Mike Awesome is a simple dumbass. Let me take you back to late 1999, Mike Awesome was the champion for the greatest wrestling promotion ever made, ECW. He was the current ECW Champ, living the high life, selling out arenas and PPV's. But one day Mike was not happy with all of his success, so he jumped to WCW and took the ECW title with him, Mike Awesome turned his back on the company that made him what he was, and what he is right now. Is that the true sign of a champion?
Coach: No it isn't.
Raven: Exactly, Mike went from being the Awesome One to the and I quote the "Fat Chick Thrilla" what kind of gimmick is that Coach?
Coach: A terrible one.
Raven: To top it off he had a mullet during this time too.
Coach: That is how the 70's guy Disco gimmick came about.
Raven: Exactly. So tonight, I am going to unleash hell upon Mike Awesome. You do not turn your back on the company who helped make you who and what you are. Unless you are a paper champion, which you were Mike, you lost the ECW title on a House Show, to a then employed WWE superstar, one of XWA's current announcers Tazz.
*Crowd is heard cheering upon the mention of the Human Suplex Machine's name*
Raven: Tonight Mike, I will make you wish you were still thrilling all the fat chicks, instead of having to face me in my match of choice. Tonight will be anything but Awesome for you. Tonight will be pure brutatilty handed to you by the truly Awesome One: The Virus Of Life, the XWA World Champion, yours truly..... Raven.
*Crowd is going crazy with cheers.
Raven: Seems the fans are ready for it? Time to de-fuse this Bomb. Quote The Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix as we head to Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 20:18:13 GMT -5
Flair is still in the ring celebrating his battle royal victory when suddenly Randy Orton's music hits and the Legend Killer makes a surprise appearance!
Orton: Flair... you are arguably the biggest legend of all time
Flair 'WOOOOOOOOOOO's at Orton.
Orton: We also rode high in one of the greatest stables of all time... The Evolution... but you have gone down hill Natche
The fans boo that comment.
Flair: I still got ONE more title reign in me... and I'll gladly kick your ass to get it. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orton: You are a legend.......and I'm a legend killer
Orton RKOs Flair to the mat and Orton poses over Flair with his trademark legend-killer pose and he leaves.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 20:33:00 GMT -5
Rhino comes out and Edge/Christian/Storm ambush him with a baseball bat... Edge finishes Rhino off with a spear on the ramp.
Sabu comes out later and Edge and Christian hit a double spear and Lance Storm puts a sharpshooter on Sabu and he taps out.
Rhino comes running in and hits Edge with a chair...then Christian...then Storm... then Sabu!...then the ref! Rhino then hits a camera man with a chair... he's snapped! Rhino busts Edge wide-open with another chair shot and hammers away at the WWE champion... Christian goes to help but gets GORED straight to hell... Storm trys to help then he gets a GORE as well... Police arrest Rhino and take him to jail...
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 1, 2006 21:01:36 GMT -5
Joey Styles: Rhino was in a rage Tazz, he layed out everyone.
Tazz: Yes, even the innocent camera man.
Joey Styles: Switching gears, it's time for the ClockWork Orange House of Fun Match, during the last commercial, the ring crew was at work setting up the ring and hanging all the weapons.
Tazz: Not a very fun way to spend a Sunday night Joey. Awesome is in for a long night full of pain and misery.
Joey Styles: I still can't see anything Tazz, when will they get the power working again?
Tazz: Just be patient Joey, it will be back on soon, the Morgantown crowd paid good money to see Raven kill Awesome.
Lillian Garcia: The following match is a ClockWork Orange House of Fun match.
*Some music hits and Mike Awesome comes out. No one can see him but he falls down during his entrance and fell on his ass*
Lillian Garcia: From a town in Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds, Mike Awesome!!!
*Crowd is booing even though they can't see Mike Awesome*
*Awesome then again has problems getting in the ring, getting stuck in the ring ropes*
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent.
*"Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin hits the PA and the crowd fgets loud with cheers.*
Tazz: Crowd is getting pumped over seeing Raven, well they can't see him since the lights still aren't on.
*We hear the sound of smoke beginning to make it's way to the ramp*
Lillian Garcia: From Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA Heavyweight champion, The Virus Of Life, Raven!!!!!*
*The chorus of Diary of Jane hits us and all of the sudden we see golden pyro fall from the titontron and we see a spotlight hit and we see Raven doing an Orton like pose as the crowd is cheering madly*
Tazz: See Joey, Raven is our savior, the lights are back on, Raven did that!!!!
Joey Styles: I am sure the power was recharged, I don't think Raven had anything to do with it.
*Raven walks to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, climbs the turnbuckes and strikes another cocky Orton pose as the crowd is still loud with cheers*
DING DING DING (Yes, I stole that from E-Fed, sue me)
Raven wastes no time and hits Awesome in the back with the XWA title. He then un-hooks a trash can lid and demolishes it over Awesome's head, the sound can be heard echoing throughout the arena.
Joey Styles: Can't say I feel sorry for Mike Awesome.
Tazz: Are you kidding? Mike deserves everything Raven does to him.
Raven picks Awesome up and drills him in the head with the trash can lid again as the crowd is cheering once again.
Tazz: Love him, or hate him, all must respect him.
Joey Styles: Wow Tazz, that was deep......
Raven unlatches a cookie sheet, places it on the ground and DDT's Mike Awesome face first and blood is seen appearing out of his forehead.
Tazz: Mike was never used to doing things the ECW Way.
Joey Styles: For once I agree with you.
While Mike is prone on the ground Raven begins to stomp the holy hell out of Awesome, igniting the crowd into a "Raven" Chant.
Joey Styles: Seems like that enjoy seeing Awesome getting beat down as much as we do.
Raven takes a little time to showboat and does a Crucifix and the fans respond with cheers.
While he is posing, Awesome gets up and spins Raven around and gives him a few punches and a kick to the midsection, all while the crowd is booing, he charges at Raven, but he drop toe holds Awesome and he goes crashing to the outside. Raven grabs the cookie sheet and slides outside and bashes it into Awesome's head 4 times then tosses him back into the ring.
Once inside the ring, Raven sets up Awesome for the Raven Effect.
Joey Styles: Can Raven even pick Awesome up?
Tazz: Of course he can, he is the one who made the lights come back on, Raven can do anything.
Raven lifts up Awesome and plants him with the Raven Effect and goes for the pin.
Tazz: One, two,three. Thanks for coming Awesome, you can go back to watching that 70's Show.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!!!!
Raven's music hits and the crowd errupts with cheers aas Raven picks up the victory.
*Instant replay of the Raven Effect*
Raven does an Orton styles pose on the turnbuckles and basks in the cheers of the crowd, then slides out of the ring and poses once more atop the entrance ramp.
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 1, 2006 21:13:41 GMT -5
Joey: Mike Awesome is dead! I want to go to the funneral to piss in his grave!
Jarrett's music hits and the Morgentown crowd flips him off while he does his boring entrance.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
Scream by Dale Oliver stone hits and the fans are confused by this till GM Iser makes an appearance through the crowd... wearing his blue jeans and typical t-shirt saying 'FUCK MARYLAND' on it to thunderous cheers.
Tazz: Maryland's a gay state anyway
On the back of the shirt it says 'FUCK VERMONT' on it too.
Joey: Vermont sucks too... they allow public streaking.
Tazz: I heard Vito and Cole public streaked together there...
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a HANGMAN'S HORROR MATCH(Crowd cheers) In this corner... from some town in Florida, Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett freaks out at the match type and the fans chant 'YOU SUCK DICK' at him.
Lillian: and in this corner... MORGANTOWN'S OWN G...M...ISER
The GM does CM Punk's X pose and the entire crowd does the same thing to him to thunderous cheers.
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 3, 2006 16:18:15 GMT -5
DING DING DING
GM Iser closelines Jarrett to begin... then irish whips him to the corner and he hits a shining wizard.
Joey: Our GM is ruthless....
Tazz: Probably his best characteristic... he doesn't take shit from anyone...
Joey: Jarrett's a pussy.
Tazz: Agreed.
GM Iser then suplexs Jarrett down and rolls that right into a modified dragon sleeper! Jarrett taps but that doesn't count in this match.
Tazz: Jarrett's tapping already! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fans chant 'PUSSY' at Jarrett.
GM Iser then tosses Jarrett over the top rope then throws him on the chair then grabs a head-set.
Iser: Hey guys.
Tazz: What's up GM?
Iser: I think the camera people will like this... it's called boot meets face...
Iser superkicks Jarrett
Iser: I'm getting a word from the headset that we must take a quick commershall.
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 3, 2006 17:56:04 GMT -5
The break ends and we see GM Iser setting up Jarrett in the tree of woe... then he grabs a trash can and puts Jarrett's head in it then he dropkicks the can!
Joey: Holy crap.
Iser continues to dominate getting out more weapons... he brings out an X-BOX 360!
Fans: BREAK THE X-BOX! BREAK THE X-BOX!
Iser sets up and then suplexs Jarrett through the X-Box
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Iser then hits a german suplex rolls through right into a modified single-leg boston crab and Jarrett taps again.
Fans: JARRETT SWALLOWS! JARRETT SWALLOWS!
Tazz: I think Cole brought his Viagra then.
Iser then turns it into a STF.
Tazz: Way better than Cena's gay version.
Jarrett taps again.
Fans: CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
Iser decides to stop fooling around and hits an inverted tombstone on the rubble of the X-Box then applys the dog collar.
Tazz: May God have mercy on Jarrett's soul.
Iser throws Jarrett over the top rope and he passes out giving the victory to Iser.
Winner: GM Iser
Iser lets Jarrett hang and then finally the EMTs let him go and the fans throw Sonic wrappers at Jarrett's carcass. GM Iser grabs the mic as the fans throw trash at the departing Jarrett(via strecher)
Iser: This just shows that XWA is superior to TNA...
Samoa Joe's music hits and the fans erupt for Samoa Joe! Joe comes down to the ring and piefaces the GM!
Joey: Oh man this'll get ugly.
GM Iser and Samoa Joe start brawling like mad through the crowd... it's extremely stiff and they end the show brawling like crazy.
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