Badd Blood

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The red pyro goes off and the PPV begins!

Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Badd Blood where we got a hell of a line up for you!

Tazz: We get to kill a midget and a legend at the same show. This'll be great!

Joey: Actually the match I'm looking forward to the most is the Beniot-Iser match.

Tazz: Oh I forgot about that... Beniot'll be crippled! Haha!

Kane's pyro goes off and out comes the big red machine.

Tazz: If it was that fat hick JR, his hat would be blown away so far that the popcorn guy would wear it!

Kane sets off his pyro for in the ring and we wait to see who he'll face.

SharkBoy's music hits and out comes Sharkboy who seems to be recieved well from the crowd.

Tazz: Sharkboy will be burnt to fishsticks.

Sharkboy climbs the top rope and trys a crossbody block but gets caught and tombstoned!

Joey: Sharkboy just had his head taken off.

Kane pins him 1.................2.............3

Winner: Kane

After Kane goes to set off his pyro... a Gong goes off

Tazz: What the...

OOHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Some druids come out with flaming torches... and out comes Paul Bearer!

Joey: OH my god... it's Paul Bearer!

Tazz: and he has that damn urn!

Paul Bearer is heard yelling at Kane 'YOUR NO SON OF MINE!' and then looks to the entrance ramp and the Gong is heard again and the Undertaker comes out... and enters the ring and Kane shows no intimidation and he and Taker start brawling all over the ring. Taker then chokeslams Kane! Kane sits up and chokeslams Taker who also sits up as well and security breaks them up and the fans BOO the security guards badly

Joey: Oh man! I wanted to see them fight some more...

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Justin Credible comes out and gets a larger responce than usual.

Tazz: Big Match for Credible here.

Joey: Indeed it is partner.

CM Punk comes out and gets in a fan's face... the fan offers him beer and CM Punk takes it and pours it on him and then flips the crowd off to major heat.

Joey: That was rude...

Credible and Punk lock up and Punk hits his stiff chop, then a spinning chop into a roundhouse like kick.

Joey: Credible's head might be flying off in a second!

Punk then hits his Rock-bottom like move(I can't spell the name) and right into the Anaconda Vice and Credible taps out.

Winner by submission: CM Punk

CM Punk then grabs the mic.

CM Punk: I knew you people just came to see someone who is better than you... you see I don't drink... I don't smoke... and I don't do drugs...

Some fans start chanting 'We want beer'

CM Punk: You people don't have any damn sence! Drink up San Diego, I want your livers to fail... you smoke too? Smoke up San Diego, I WANT YOU TO--

Enter Sandman starts playing and the Sandman is seen in the crowd drinking beer and bashing it over his head busting him open already.

Joey: IT'S SANDMAN! THANK GOD HE CUT PUNK OFF!

Tazz: I think this'll piss Punk off even more.

Sandman then spends the next minute drinking beer with some people from the crowd, and another minute drinking beer by himself and yet another 2 minutes pouring beer down some girl's chests! Sandman finally enters the ring with his singapore-cane in hand and canes Punk in the head already busting him open and hitting a russian leg sweep with the Cane on Punk's neck... Punk retreats looking pissed and a fan offers him beer and Punk swats the beer away from anger and leaves up the ramp angry while Sandman drinks some beer with the crowd.

Joey: Punk's pissed... but it looks like Sandman came in just to shut his drug-free ass up.

Tazz: Sandman might've bought himself into trouble though cause CM Punk is one of the GM's better friends backstage...

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: As I understand our backstage collegue, Jonathan Coachman is with the XWA World Champion Raven, and is set for an interview.



Tazz: Speaking of GM Iser's better friends, this interview should be off the charts, seeing how Raven is involved.



Coach: Raven, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to take part in this interview.



Raven: Anything for a friend Coach.



Coach: So Raven I gotta ask, what are your thoughts on the upcoming Edge vs Rhino match to determine the number one contender for your title?



Raven: I will be watching this match very closely Coach. Ever since Rhino has interjected himself into my business and trying to get this title off me. It's quite obvious that Rhino and Sting are good friends, and Rhino must be upset that I took a person he looked up to as a child, and beat him within an inch of his life and to make matters worse I made him tap. So Rhino, if you can beat Edge tonight, you will be in line to recieve the same punishment as Sting got, who knows maybe yours will be even more painful, only time will tell.


Coach: Speaking of Sting, what are your thoughts on Vampiro X taking on Sting in the first ever Human Torch Match in XWA?


Raven: I have the upmost confidence in Vampiro to cripple Sting and then ste him on fire, making Sting leave XWA in a blaze of glory, surely after losing, Sting won't have any business being in this fed anymore, don't you agree?


Coach: I agree with you, finally, any comments on your match with Rey Mysterio?


Raven: Rey Mysterio...... you my friend are in the worst position of them all, not only do you have to face me in a match, but you face me in a match where I have never lost, a match where I feel most comfortable, surrounded with weapons. Rey you the ultimate misfortune of facing me in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match tonight, with my XWA title on the line, but Rey I must tell you, I am not worried in the least bit, you winning the title in your hometown is like the San Diego Padres winning the World Series *crowd boos loudly in the background* Rey your time as the underdog who defies all the odds, ends tonight, courtesy of the Virus of Life. Quote The Raven, Nevermore.


Coach: Alright, thanks Raven, Tazz, Joey, back to you.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: Now we have yet another interview, this time we get to hear from the 'War Machine', Rhino.

Coach: Thanks guys, now I'm standing here next to the one and only Rhino, so tell me... how does it feel to be part of the GM's wrath ever since you turned on him.

Rhino: Let me tell you why I turned on him, he was only using me for his own fucking benifit. So I basicly ended that relationship with how I'll beat Edge tonight with the GORE! GORE! GORE! and after I defeat Edge... Raven.... Mysterio... I don't give a fuck who it is... but I gurentee that Raven's reign as champ will be nevermore so you can...

GM Iser cuts Rhino off and the fans boo the GM.

Iser: Well well well... you finally reveled why you turned on us you yellow piece of shit. I look forward to Edge kicking your ass tonight, but I got a more important issue... tonight... you will not only see the execution of Sting.... and the end of the road for Mysterio... but you will see the crippilization of Chris Beniot.

Rhino: Listen you fucking prick, get the fuck out of my face before I disfigure it.

Iser: I sudgest you focus on your match with Edge instead of picking a fight with the GM... you need all the luck in the world anyway... see you in hell...

Iser leaves and Rhino leaves the other end throwing equipment around.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: This is a first for XWA folks, we will have our first ever Human Torch Match on XWA.


Tazz: That's right Joey, the object of this match is to beat your opponent so badly you render them defenseless, then ste them on fire, very brutal match and might be graphic, keep the children out of the room.



Lillian Garcia: The following match is the Human Torch Match, to win this match you must set your opponent on fire.



*Sting's music hits the P.A. System*



Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at 245 pounds, Sting.



*Sting gets the crowd popping with a few WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's then makes his way to the ring, face full of concentration.



Tazz: Sting looks calm for a guy who is about to be burnt to a crisp.


*The arena lights dim to an errie shade of red*



Tazz: I love this part Joey.



*"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin is heard throughout the arena*



Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from London Ontario, Cananda, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X.



*Vampiro X comes out and is showered with boos upon his arrivial, he walks down the ramp, slides into the ring and spits out his trademark red mist, then does a Triple H-esque pose on the turnbuckles.*


*The Camera pans to the outside where we see quite a few gas cans laying around the ring*



Joey Styles: I have a bad feeling about this.



Tazz: I knew I should have brought some Hot Dogs....



Joey Styles: That is not what I mean Tazz.



The bell rings and the match is underway, Vampiro X and Sting stare eachother down, waiting to see who makes the first move.



Tazz: I'm getting goosebumps, who will get the first strike?



Vampiro X and Sting lock up and Vampiro wins the battle and powers him into the corner, there are no rules in this match so he rakes the eyes of Sting and hits him with a few closed fists to the forehead. Vampiro X then drags Sting by the hair to the opposite side of the ring and nails him with a flurry of right hands ending with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head knocking Sting to the canvas.



Joey Styles: Vampiro X is as quick as a cat.



Vampiro X picks up Sting and nails him with a bodyslam, then climbs up to the second turnbuckle and hits a big splash.



Tazz: What agility we are seeing from Vampiro X.



Vampiro X slides outside of the ring and grabs one of the gas cans as the fans can be heard getting louder with their expressions.



Joey Styles: The end might be near for Sting.



Vampiro X re-enters the ring, but Sting is back up and kicks Vampiro X in the gut and he drops the gas can. Sting his Vampiro X with an atomic drop then sets up for the Scorpian Deathdrop and nails it. Sting uses the momentum shift to catch his breath, and sets up for his next series of attacks.



Sting now picks up the gas can, but Vampiro X gets up and catches Sting and lifts him into the Punk Out position and spins around and drops Sting head first onto the gas can.



Tazz: What impact, Sting is out like a light.



Vampiro X once again slides outside the ring and grabs the remaining gas cans.


Joey Styles: Lord, what is he doing?!?!


Vampiro X enters the ring, and opens a gas can and starts to douse Sting with the Gasoline, as the crowd can be heard gasping in the background. Vampiro X empties all 5 gas cans onto the limp body of Sting, and pulls out a single match.



Joey Styles: NO!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!


Vampiro X flashes a maniacal grin and lights the match and tosses it onto Sting and a loud explosion can be heard and Sting is ingulfed in the flames.



Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! STING IS ON FIRE!!!!!


Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!



Tazz: That was brutal, Vampiro X is extreme.



Winner: Vampiro X 9:45



Vampiro X is watching Sting burning he then procedes to do an HHH style pose over the flaming body of Sting as the crowd is in stunned silence, his music huts and he walks back to the lockerroom, taking one last glance to look at Sting on fire, and flashes an evil grin.



*EMT's are shown rushing to the ring and extinguish Sting*



~Commercials~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The 'King of Kings' starts playing and a throne comes out with GM Iser sitting on it... Iser gets off the throne and walks to the ring to major boos and Iser just basicly flips them off... and Beniot ambushes Iser while he walks to the ring and they start brawling all over the ring and Beniot throws Iser inside the ring so the match offically begins.

Tazz: Beniot is completely ruthless right now.

Beniot hits a snap suplex on the GM... then starts doing some knife edge chops.

Joey:(after every chop that hits) WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Iser reverses and starts doing some chops of his own

Tazz:(after every chop that hits) WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beniot reverses it again and hits a big chop that takes Iser down.

Joey: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beniot hits a sidewalk slam on the smaller foe and hits a few quick vicious looking elbow drops to the head. Beniot then sets Iser up for the germans but Iser lands on his feet and hits a reverse DDT to get momentum going his way. Iser then hits a dropkick right on the mouth... then mounts and punches Beniot and breaks at 4 and 3/4ths.

Joey: Iser a-lot more aggressive tonight.

Iser then goes for his version of the BME but Beniot scales the top rope and drops him with a top rope german suplex!

Joey: THAT MIGHT'VE BROKEN THE GM'S NECK AND I HOPE IT DID!

Beniot crawls over to make the cover. 1................2.............he kicks out.

Joey: Damn it... inflict more pain on him Chris.

Tazz: The GM is one tough bastard Joey.

Joey: No... he IS a bastard.

Tazz: But he's tough.

Beniot then stomps on him three times and goes for his diving headbutt... Iser jumps up springs on the top rope and hits a top rope DDT!

Joey: Holy crap!

The ref starts the count and they both get up at 9... and they start trading rights... then Beniot gets the advantage with a vicious headbutt busting BOTH of them wide open.

Joey: What a brutal headbutt!

Beniot then hits another chop... then a snap suplex... then a t-bone suplex... then a german.....2....then 3... and Beniot's ready to fly... and he climbs the top rope and hits his diving headbutt! He covers 1.......................2.............he kicks out!

Tazz: Told ya he's tough.

Beniot then applys an arm-bar trying to set up for his crossface and Iser rolls out of it and trys going for an arm-bar of his own... but Beniot counters that into the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!

Joey: HE'S GOT HIM IN THE CROSSFACE! HE'S GONNA TAP!

Tazz: OH MAN OH MAN! DON'T TAP OUT!

GM Iser gets a foot on the rope and Beniot has to break the hold... Beniot then hits a piledriver and covers him for a 2 count... Beniot goes for another diving headbutt but Iser shoves the ref into the top rope and Beniot gets crouched.

Joey: God damn it! ENOUGH WITH THE CHEATING!

Beniot flops down and Iser hits the B.M.E. 1................2............ Beniot kicks out and Iser is pissed.

Joey: Iser's hotter than a mexican lunch-plate... That'll hopefully cost him the match.

Tazz: But Beniot is bleeding just as bad as Iser right now.

GM Iser then waits for Beniot to get up and he hits a superkick... 1.............2...........Beniot kicks out... Iser argues with the ref for a moment but then sets up for the Black Magic.

Tazz: Oh man... this will surely end the match.

Iser goes for it and he hits it!

Joey: NO! NO! PLEASE, NO!

Iser covers 1.....................2..............BENIOT KICKS OUT!

Joey: YES! YES! HE KICKED OUT!

Tazz: OH MY GOD! NO WAY!

Iser audibly yells 'FUCK!' and starts screaming cuss words at the ref that he's counting too slow.

Tazz: Calm down man.... you can still win this

Joey: No he can't... that was his best move and it didn't get the job done.

Beniot stumbles up after a moment and Iser then notices this and trys to put on Beniot's own finisher on him... but Beniot counters with a brainbuster!

Joey: BRAINBUSTER! BRAINBUSTER!

Tazz: Calm down Joey.

Beniot covers... but CM Punk has ran down and distracted the ref!

Joey: God damn it!

Homicide tosses Iser some knucks and he puts them on and as Beniot goes for a suplex... Iser decks him right between the eyes with them and he hides them in his knee pad... Punk and Homicide then leave.

Joey: NO! NOT THIS WAY!

Iser covers 1.....................2................3

Winner in 49 minutes of pure hell, GM Iser

Joey: God damn it! He had to cheat to win.

Tazz: GM Iser shows once again why he's one step ahead of everyone.

Iser is celebrating on the top rope and getting booed severely and Beniot pulls himself up and they get in one another's face.

Beniot: You didn't prove nothing to me.

Iser: All I proved is that I beat you in this ring.

Beniot: But you had to have help from someone else you cowardly son of a bitch!

Beniot ducks an Iser closeline and german suplexes him... Beniot goes to get a chair and he decks Iser right between the eyes with it!

Joey: Beniot has snapped!

Tazz: Sore loser...

Iser rolls out of the way and he yells random vulgar phrases at Beniot... Beniot then picks up the mic...

Beniot: We'll have one more match at wrestlemania.

Iser: I'll kick your fucking ass you stupid piece of

Beniot: Not just any match... last man standing!

Iser: Fine I accept... you'll regret this once and for all... that I guren-damn-tee.

Joey: Oh man... they're gonna go at it again at the biggest PPV of them all!

Tazz: Under a last man standing match too. This'll be hell for both of those men.

~A commershall airs talking involving the Raven fan club talking about how the 'Chariety Case' will be nothing but a mere afterthought after tonight.~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Quick result: Rhino defeated Edge in 40 even after a Gore after Edge went to spear Mysterio who entered the ring.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: Well since Rey is in the ring, it's time for our main event, a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun match.



Joey Styles: That's right Tazz, as you can see crew workers and scrambling to assemble the ring, affixing weapons to the chains that are surrounding the ring.



Tazz: No kidding, I see some chairs, cookie sheets, garbage can lids, not only that weapons are also under the ring too.



Joey Styles: You know partner, since Rhino is the new #1 contender for the XWA title, what if he good friend Rey Mysterio wins the XWA title tonight in his hometown of San Diego?



Tazz: (Laughs) I don't think the title is going anywhere anytime soon Joey.



Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Clockwork Orange House of Fun and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Already in the ring, he is the challenger, weighing in at 165 pounds, he is San Diego's own... REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY MYsterio!



*San Diego crowd pops big as he salutes he crowd from amongst the plunder surrounding the ring*




*The arena suddenly goes dark*



Tazz: He we go Joey.



*The opening verse of Miseria Cantare - The Beggining can be heard throughout the arena, then suddenly jumps into "Diary Of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin*




Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigining and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven.



*Out through the smoke emerges the XWA Champion, with a cookie sheet in hand, he sets it down and strikes to Crucifix pose as gold pyro begins to fall, causing the crowd to unleash a flurry of boos*



* Raven makes his way to the ring, checking the ring to see if it's set up correctly, then procedes to climb the ropes and strike his famous Crucifix pose, which gets more boos*



Raven hands the ref the belt and he holds it high above his head.



Joey Styles: That is what Rey is fighting for tonight, can dreams really come true?



Tazz: No, but Nightmares can, which is what will happen to Rey tonight.



Rey takes an extra glance at the belt which proves costly, and Raven charges at him and bashes him in the back with the cookie sheet he had with him upon arriving.


The bell sounds and the match is officially underway, Raven is bashing Rey's spine with the cookie sheet over and over, each hit echos a loud crack as it connects with his exposed flesh.


Tazz: It sounds like gunshots Joey.



Raven then unlatches a trashcan lid, and lifts up Rey and drills him in the skull, as Rey falls down like a stack of dimes. Raven then lifts Rey up, but this time bashes Rey in the face handle side up, and we can see under the mask that Rey is beginning to bleed.




Joey Styles: This match is starting to get too graphic.



Tazz: That is what these people paid for Joey, to see action and violence.



Raven is now gouging the eyes of Rey through the opening of his mask as the crowd is booing him loudly and trying to get behind Rey with a "619" chant.



Joey Styles: This great San Diego crowd trying to will on their hometown hero.



Tazz: It's all in vain Joey, they might as well save their energy.



Rey is starting to feed off the electric crowd and gets to his feet, but Raven overpowers him and just slams him back to the canvas, and his head bounches off the mat like a basketball.


Raven now takes the opportunity to gloat, he strikes a cocky Orton style pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd beings to boo and starts a "Raven Sucks" chant.



Tazz: Gotta love Raven, playing to the crowd like that.



After the pose, Raven unlatches a steel chair and props it up in the middle of the ring.



Joey Styles: What does this sick bastard have in store for Rey now?



Raven lifts the limp body of Rey, whips him into the ropes and drop top holds Mysterio into the chair face first.



Tazz: Well, right now I would say Rey is having a dream right now, a dream where he never came to XWA.



Raven slides out of the ring and looks under the apron.



Joey Styles: Now what is he looking for? There aren't enough weapons at ringside for you?



Raven finds a table and slides it into the ring.



Tazz: Got wood Joey? Mysterio is about to get some.



Raven sets the table up in the opposite corner, picks up the chair and clocks Rey right in the head again, sending him crashing to the mat.



Joey Styles: Enough is enough.



Raven then sets the chair down and picks up Rey then hits a blatant low blow, and then drops Rey with the Chaos Theory face first into the chair.


Joey Styles: This has gone too far, it's torture in front of his family.



Rey is unconsious in the middle of the ring, Raven drags him in front of the table then stalks to the opposite side of the ring and waits.



Joey Styles: What is he doing now?



Tazz: Whatever it is, I am sure this will be a highlight moment on Raven's dvd.


A few moments pass and Raven is getting restless waiting for Rey to get up, and is shown with a crazed expression on his face.



Joey Styles: I think Raven has gone off the deep end tonight, this can't be good.



Rey finally gets up and shakily turns around, just then Raven charges full speed ahead and GORES Rey right through the table.



Tazz: GORE GOR GORE GORE!!!!!! Rey must be broken in half.



Joey Styles: No way Rey is going to be able to survive this.



Raven pulls Rey out of the wreckage and procedes to pin him.


One


Two


Three


The ref calls for the bell.



Joey Styles: Thankfully it's over, Rey needs some help.



Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still XWA Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!!!



Raven is handed his belt and he holds it up high as the San Diego fans boo him for destroying their hometown hero.




Tazz: Here are some EMT's for Mysterio.



Raven sees the EMT's enter the ring and attend to Rey, they get Rey out of the ring and get him on a stretcher and they wheel him up to the ramp, Raven then runs up the ramp scares away the EMT's and flips Rey's stretcher over and it falls off the ramp through another table.




Joey Styles: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.



Tazz: I think that was a message to the #1 contender, Rhino. If I were you, I would take caution, the same might happen to you.



Raven's music hits and he strikes the Crucifix pose, and flases an evil grin, as he heads to the back, leaving the San Diego fans in a stunned silence.



Tazz: What a fitting evening to a PPV called "Badd Blood" I'm Tazz, for my partner Joey Styles, goodnight everybody.



Winner and Still XWA Champion: Raven via Pinfall (15:00)