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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 12, 2008 20:06:55 GMT -5
Justin Credible vs Judas Mesias
BMW vs Tomko
Raven/Steel/Riot vs Samoa Joe/Abyss/Awesome Kong
AJ Styles and GM Iser vs Team 3D
Vampiro X w/ Roxxi Laveaux vs Kurt Angle
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Feb 17, 2008 22:25:03 GMT -5
*Sirens go off and Scott Steiner makes an appearance*
Tenay: I'm Mike Tenay and this is Don West, and partner, we got an invasion from another company.
West: I'll tell you what, Mike, TNA will show you why it's the dominate brand.
*Steiner grabs a mic*
Steiner: I am the man-ah with the-ah larg-ah-est arms in world the...uh
*We see a man slide in*
West: Turn around, Scott! Please!
Tenay: NO NO!
*Orton spins Steiner around and RKOs him*
West: What a move, this guy is so quick with that move.
*Orton demands a ref get in here*
Tenay: The match is already over, what are you doing?
*Orton puts his left pinkie on Steiner as the ref counts 1-2-3*
Tenay: This has to be one of the most humiluating things, I have ever seen in my life.
*Steiner begins to stir and trys to crawl to his feet. Orton sees the sight of his target*
Tenay: No! Please
*Orton kicks Steiner in the head with his football punt*
Tenay: Oh my God, no!
West: This is absolutely disgusting, Mike. The match is already over if you can call it that.
Tenay: This is worse than the Tomko-Cage thing on PPV.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Feb 17, 2008 23:18:30 GMT -5
BMW is stumbling around the backstage where he finds Christy Hemme.
BMW: Do ya know where da ringa is-uh at?
Christy looks unimpressed.
BMW: Please...I beg of you.
Christy: Your shoe is untied...
*BMW looks down, and Christy then kicks him in the face, knocking him down and then stomps on his foot. BMW clutches at his foot as Christy stomps off in a huff, disgusted that BMW showed up.*
BMW: OH GOD! MY FOOT! AH!
*Tomko overhears him*
Tomko: ...pussy.
*Tomko grabs him by the hand and drags him backstage and to the entrance ramp...and then down the entrance ramp*
DW: Typical Tomko.
Tenay: He's gonna brutalize this kid.
*Tomko then throws BMW using that arm under the middle rope and then slides into the ring*
DW: Bell has been rung.
*Tomko then picks BMW up and big boots him in the face*
Tenay: and this kid got his bell rung.
*Tomko then pins him one two three*
Tenay: We have evened things up with XWA, DW!
DW: GREAT PERFORMANCE BY TOMKO HERE! UNBELIEVEABLE MOVE TO END THIS MATCH!
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 17, 2008 23:30:58 GMT -5
*JB is in the back with a microphone in hand, getting set to do an interview*
West: Jeremy Borash is set to do an interview with 3 of the 6 participants in the Six Sides of Steel Tornado tag match, XWA's own Dead Pool of Raven, Riot, and Steel. Take it away J.B.
Tenay: Don't forget, tnawrestling.com is your #1 source for Impact dates and breaking news. Tnawrestling. com.
JB: Thanks DW, Mike. I am here with 3 of XWA's biggest stars, The Dead Pool.
*Raven, Riot, and Steel walk into view, all wearing the official Dead Pool shirt as the crowd boos loudly*
JB: Now, you three have had great success in XWA, Raven, you are a former XWA Champion, and you held it over a year. Riot, you are XWA's first Women's champion, and Steel you had a huge debut. So, how do you think you will fare against some of the best TNA has to offer?
Raven: Wow. It's a miracle! You finally shut your damn mouth. The way you were flapping your gums, I thought I would never get a chance to speak. First of all, I can't believe the GM ever agreed for us to do a show with TNA. I mean, TNA, it's like we have all gone backwards, from greatness, to great crap. You have two dumbass announcers who couldn't call a match to save their lives, or anyone's life for that matter. You have a referee named Slick Rick Johnson, sounds like a cheap pronstar name. Then, you have a man named Rellik, you people must think he is a GOD, since his name is spelt backwards from "Killer" You all must be easily impressed, and that is what makes me sick. I am a bigger star than anyone in this damn company, yet I have to be around all these dimwits who enjoy being called The Maid of Honor. This whole company is a joke, I should go out, put on some really gay facepaint, get myself an "artic fox" and suck in the ring, I am sure I would get a job here in no time, you never know, I might even get a knock-off gimmick like Stone Cold Shark Boy over there, with his damn clam juice and fishing line nonsense.
DW: This guy has a lot of nerve, he just insulted our company.
Tenay: I am disgusted.
Raven: You want to know how I feel about our match. It's very simple, the three of us are insulted that we have to be in the same building as those three fools. First you have Abyss, or as I like to call him Abitch, what is he good for? Sure, he makes me laugh at his stupidity for falling on tacks, and getting sliced with Barb Wire. Does he have anything positive going on? Not really, other than he is a giant dumbass. Then you have Awesome Kong, direct from Japan. She is a big joke herself, I mean, Awesome Kong? Does Godzilla ring a bell? None of you in TNA have any respect for wrestling, Awesome Kong is a great example. Last but certainly least, we have Samoa Joe. Here I thought Chirs Harris was a big crybaby, but Joe takes the cake hands down. He whines about never getting any title shots. If I can remember correctly, he has has a few title shots, and he has lost in all of them. This guy does not deserve to be paid at all, let alone get the best deal in the company. Joe is about as fat as Vince Russo is stupid, and that is a lot. So, TNA, Take notice, You will see the best wrestlers of all time in your pathetic little company, after tonight, you will all be praying that you can attend an XWA show. Quite frankly, none of you pissants have enough class to grace an XWA arena. Tonight, the Dead Pool along with XWA will cripple TNA, and you will only be able to sit back and watch, while you purchase your tickets to the next PPV. TNA and all of you will die a slow and painful death. So Sayeth The Dark Lord and The Dead Pool. Come on guy's we have asses to kick.
*The trio walks out of the shot as the crowd is booing so loud the building can be felt shaking*
DW: Those three, how dare they. I hope they can shut him up. He is something alright.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Feb 22, 2008 23:16:44 GMT -5
Credible is already in the ring when the lights go out.
*Judas' music plays and out comes the new demon of TNA with barbed wire in his mouth*
Tenay: Oh my God....this guy is an absolute monster.
*He slides into the ring and Credible canes him in the head and Judas doesn't even budge*
West: He di-di-didn't...even flinch.
*Credible canes Mesias in the head a second time and again, Judas doesn't even budge...he just rolls his eyes to the back of his head showing completely white eye sockets*
Tenay: This man is a monster...
*Mesias hits the Straight to Hell on Credible*
West: What a move!
*Mesias covers Credible 1-2-3*
Tenay: Unbelieveable...this was more brutal than Against All Odds.
West: Don't forget to buy the brand new Angle Allience gear at TNAwrestling.com.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Feb 22, 2008 23:26:03 GMT -5
Tenay: It is time for our first of Two main event's tonight. It's the three people you see in the ring. Samoa Joe, Abyss and Awesome Kong, taking on Raven, Steel, and Riot in a Six Sides of steel match.
West: In order to win this match, you must either pin your opponent or make them submit.
*The arena goes dark as " My Last Breath" (TNA Remix) by Evanescence hits the P.A. as smoke files out of the entrance ramp. Out through the haze steps out Raven, followed by Steel and Riot. The trio does a group pose as the crowd boos loudly*
Tenay: Earlier in the show, you heard Raven say his harsh words about TNA. We must make him regret saying them.
*As the group walks down the ramp, Riot goes to the side of the ring and pulls out a few chairs and hands them to Raven and Steel.
West: Weapons are allowed folks, but I don't think they should be allowed before the match starts.
Raven and Steel get in the ring and quickly charge at Abyss and Joe. Raven hits Abyss with the chair as he falls to the mat. Steel hits Joe in the gut with the chair, then bashes him in the head with it.
West: What an un-fair advantage.
Raven drops the chair and hits Abyss with fists to the face as he tries to block the blows. Riot re-enters the ring, and is shown she is holding a barb wire bat. Abyss sees this, and pushes Raven off him and runs out of the ring and bolts up the ramp.
West: Are you kidding me? They scared the moster away.
Back in the ring Raven and Steel take turns kicking Joe as he in unable to fight back.
Raven tells Steel to pick up Joe as he places a chair in the center of the ring.
West: What does he have planned.
As Steel props Joe up, Raven walks in front of Joe and slaps him across the face and drops him with a Chaos Theory, right on the chair.
Tenay: NO!!!! NO!!!!!
West: You have to be kidding me!!!!!
As Joe lies unconsious on the mat. The trio grabs the chairs and stare down Awesome Kong, who doesn't budge.
Tenay: Kong is like three people in her own right. I am sure she can handle them.
The trio charges at Kong and hit her with the chairs sending her to the mat in a hurry. All three of them sit on Kong and get the pinfall.
West: WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED!!!!!!
*My Last Breath hits as The Dead Pool pose over the fallen bodies of Joe and Kong as the crowd boos them loudly*
Tenay: They will pay for this.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 2, 2008 19:16:55 GMT -5
*A slimer Team 3D makes an appearance as their music plays*
Tenay: I might not always agree with what they do, but they are one of the best tag teams I've ever seen.
West: Brother Ray and Brother D-Von have two similar styles and they end with the Deadly Death Drop, a vicious finishing move for tag teams.
*They get into the ring, mixed reaction from the crowd*
*Diary of Jane plays and the GM appears on the 'heel' entrance ramp*
West: This kid has a mic.
*GM Iser shrugs off the negitive responce as they chant 'you suck' at him*
GM Iser: Number one...shut the fuck up.*Fans boo*
Tenay: Censors working overtime.
GM Iser: I have a-lot of problems with this cess pool of mental retardation, and since Raven addressed the Kwamie Brown level annoucers, allow me to address the head of it all...Kurt Angle.
West: That's our champion, Mike Tenay.
GM Iser: Despite our personal differences at the moment, I have the utmost confidence that Kurt Angle will be back on IR with another neck injury after Vampiro X obliterates the Olympic Cunt. You see, you ignorant bafoons watch the same repetitive bullshit with Angle and Vince fuck Russo.
*Fans chant 'you suck' at the GM*
GM Iser: That chant is about as stale as the F-U as a finishing move, get something new.
*The fans boo him*
GM Iser: Thought so...you people are so pathetic, you make San Jose State's football program look like a God to the shit I see before me. We need all the toilet paper this god damn country can produce to wipe up all this shit, and all the cleaning supplies north of the Mason-Dixon line into Canada to rid the stink.
*The fans chant 'You suck' again at the GM as he rolls his eyes*
GM Iser: Again? You think I suck? You should see Kwamie Brown play basketball, or see what goes on with Vince McMahon and John Cena, and then you will know what 'sucks'...but enough about those pricks...and now to Team Twinkie. Now Brother Filling, and Brother Bloated, you two might claim to be the best hardcore tag team of all time, but along with my partner, a guy who is the most underappreciated wrestler because of the dumbass annoucers and the idiot fans that call him a princess. He isn't the Prince of Phenominal, but he what I call King. Give it up for my tag team partner in this match, and a soon-to-be XWA addition...Mr A...J...STYLES!
*The fans then give AJ Styles the biggest bombartment of boos we've heard in quite sometime in a wrestling program. AJ Styles comes to the ring smiling ear to ear as he stands beside the GM, and the GM begins to talk.*
GM Iser: Now, with AJ Styles here to my left...Team 3-D...you both will need a truck load of pooper scoopers because we are gonna beat the SHIT out of you.
*AJ Styles' music plays as the two walk to the ring, the GM flipping off the fans, and Styles with all his arrogence.*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 2, 2008 20:01:07 GMT -5
*AJ and the GM charge to the ring and then duck a pair of Team 3-D clotheslines and then both spring off the middle rope and hit dropkicks on the two at the same time*
Tenay: Nice move.
West: Ooooooh we gotta see that again!
Tenay: Keep it live.
*The GM springs onto the top rope and then nails Ray with moonsault crossbody, but Ray catches him. Iser elbows him and spins around and then gives Ray a modified Complete Shot. Meanwhile, AJ superkicks D-Von and then springs off the middle rope and then gives D-Von a senton splash.*
West: Another awesome set of moves, AJ and Iser look like they've been teaming for years.
*D-Von rolls out of the ring and AJ goes over to Bubba. Iser gets to the top rope as D-Von stumbles up. Iser leaps and nails an overcastle to the outside laying him out.
West: NO FREAK'N WAY!
*AJ then stomps on Bubba once and goes outside and digs under the ring and gets a table. Iser and D-Von are both on the outside, Iser cluches at his head as he stumbles up as D-Von is out. AJ then drags Ray's caracass onto the table and then climbs to the top rope.*
Tenay: Watch AJ, what does he have planned?
*AJ Leaps off and delievers a SPIRAL TAP TO RAY THROUGH THE TABLE! He lands on Bubba perfectly and the ref counts 1-2-3*
Winners: AJ Styles and GM Iser
Tenay: Don't forget to buy the rest of AJ Styles' gear cause now it's on clearance.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 7, 2008 22:37:09 GMT -5
Kurt Angle is already in the ring.
Tenay: Last chance for TNA is Mr TNA right now, Kurt Angle!
*So Cold plays as the fans jeer*
West: I think this man is a mislead lacky of Raven...
Tenay: Right you are, he could be a great addition to TN--
*Vamp sneaks in through the crowd and delivers the Dark Chaos to Angle and immeditely into the State of Confusion afterwords*
Tenay: Oh my God...
West: What a sick individual.
*Angle begins to turn red in the face and submits*
Tenay: Oh my God...I can't believe this...our own world champion humiluated like this. Get in there ref.
*The ref trys to tell Vamp to let go, and Vamp just spits mist into his eyes*
Tenay: Unbelieveable...get some security in there.
*Security runs down and Vamp lets go and faces secruity, he clotheslines one member and then the other security members run away. He then delievers the Dark Assassin to the security member and then goes back to choking out Angle with the State of Confusion. Angle begins to bleed from the mouth*
Tenay: He has internal injuries, somebody stop this!
*Vamp finally lets go as the fans begin to boo loudly as the show fades to black.*
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