Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Some pyro goes off at the stage*

Joey: Welcome one and all to Revolution! I'm Joey Styles, along side my partner this week, Tazz.

Tazz: I told you Raven would retain...and he will definately retain again tonight against GM Iser.

Joey: It's title vs career here. He probably wouldn't have done so if Ashley didn't screw him out of the chance after she shoved him off the ladder going for the briefcase...as if she---

Tazz: Don't go there Joey, or Raven and Edge will kick your ass again.

'So Cold' by Breaking Benjamin plays

Joey: Here comes a man who has done what few people can say they have done, make Kurt Angle tap...Vampiro X.

Tazz: He looks impressive, and he certainly is a-part of the greatest group known to man, the Dead Pool.

Joey: ...wow I guess the music isn't working for Chris Harris.

Tazz: He'll complain about that too.

Joey: Chris Harris just stomped to the ring, talking and probably compla--

Vampiro hits him with a right hand and then he applies the State of Confusion and Harris taps.

Joey: Oh my God...you realize the rammifications of this match?

Tazz: Yes...Chris Harris is the assistant of the dead pool! THIS IS GREAT! I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE MYSELF ANYWHERE ANYMORE! HAHA!

Joey: The rich get richer, that's for sure...

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Joey: Sabu is already in the ring and this will be another big encounter with another familar foe from his past.

Tazz: Sabu is a has-been...I've beaten him in a weakened state...but this man coming out...well...

*Rhino's music plays and he charges to the ring with a stop sign*

Joey: This will be---

Rhino hits Sabu with the stop sign.

Joey: Holy crap!

Rhino then heads outside the ring as Sabu clutches at his head and out comes a table. Rhino goes into the ring and sets it up at the corner. Rhino then irish whips Sabu to the table.

Joey: I know where this is going.

Rhino charges and DESTROYS Sabu with a GORE through the table.

Joey: GORE!

Tazz: GORE! GORE! GORE! Good night Irene!

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Joey: Rhino just vi--

*Pyro goes off*

Joey: It can't be Kane...he had his arm brok--

*Lights go off*

*A mysterious clock then appears on the titontron and then a mysterious voice is heard talking*

: Three weeks away...until the revenge...revenge will be mine...and so will the blood of the Dead Pool...

*The mysterious figure then crackles a laugh as it fades*

Joey: My God...who could that be?

Tazz: I might have an idea...but the Dead Pool better watch their back.

*Quick result: Steel defeats James Storm by a chair shot from the outside and then throwing him back into the ring and pinning him*

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Backstage we see the GM, pacing the floor with Mickie right there at his side in the GM's office. He doesn't notice the camera, but he confides to Mickie.

GM Iser: What am I to do...if I don't win this one match...life as I know it...will come to an abrupt end. I can't let that happen even if it's against the one man who is held in the reguard of being the best in the federation.

Mickie pats the GM on the back

Mickie: Ease up, Iser...please...you're starting to make me nervous.

The GM raises an eyebrow.

Iser: You're getting nervous...I'm a freak'n trainwreck right now. I admit it. If that skinny little tramp Ashley didn't push that freak'n ladder...

The GM then suddenly gets a burst of rage and smashes a flower vase with a punch.

Iser: DAMN IT!

Mickie looks at the damaged vase and then to the GM again, as the GM goes back on his speech, much calmer after smashing the vase than he was when the camera first caught to him.

Iser: Raven doesn't realize, though...that a man with two things that mean most dear to me...your safety, and my job...are on the line...becomes his most desperate...and desperation is dangerous to one's self and to the other because I will do absolutely anything to become champion and save my job. Well...Raven...you feeling the butterflies in your stomach yet...you can't feel in safe that you have the Messiah of Human Torture breathing down your neck, ready to snap a limb or two of yours. You say you are a virus...indeed you are...but you are wrong when you say there is no cure...I found the antidote. Your ego couldn't resist accepting this challenge...a chance to take away one of your big theats...like you did to Kane...but your own ego will be the vaccine I use as my antidote to cure the virus. That's all that will be said.

The GM and Mickie leave the office to prepare for his warm up for the match.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: Not for nothing the GM is determined to get the title off Raven. he is so focused, he has put his job on the line. I sure hope some other companies are hiring, because you will need the work! Anyway folks, I have gotten word that the champ himself, Raven is set to address the GM's challenge and give his thoughts on the match. Champ, take it away.


*The titontron flashes to a room where we see the currenjt XWA champion, Raven sitting on a leather couch*



Raven: Thank you Tazz. That is right, tonight is the biggest match in my career. Tonight, I either beat the GM and he packs his bags and leaves my promotion, or he beats me and ends my legendary title run of over a year. The GM is set on my ego getting the best of me, I don't know if you have noticed, but every match I go in, I am 110% confident that I will win, it's not an ego, it's called being sure of yourself. I am certain that I will go in tonight as the champion, and leave tonight as the champion. It's simple, you are not in my league. You are just a love sick puppy, who is upset that I drilled your darling Mickie with a Chaos Theory a long time ago. Your vendetta against me is rather childish when you think about it. But, enough about your little tramp, this has to do with me and you. Two of the biggest stars in this company, doing battle for the ultimate prize, MY XWA championship.


*Raven grins as the crowd boos loudly*


Raven: Tonight will be the last night you see GM Iser as the boss around here. With him gone, The Dead Pool and Canadian Revolution will call all the shots, just like we boss this bitch around, Chris Harris. Maybe if you are lucky Iser, we can use a second servant. I hope you are prepared for tonight, I am going to beat you, I am going to humilate you, and I am going to end your legacy here in XWA, and if I am in a good mood, I might just spare your pathetic life. Everyone who has faced me in that ring has fallen to me, tonight, you are no exception. Tonight, you will bow to the superior wrestler, ME. I have dominated this fed since the day I set foot in XWA. I have made this my promotion. I am the face of XWA, the most recognizeable star we have. When people turn on their tv sets, they tune in to see me, kicking everyone's ass. Tonight won't be any different. When I look into your eyes Iser, I don't see my former friend, I don't see my boss. I see a scared man, who is looking into the eyes of the man who holds his fate in his hands. Tonight, you will find out when you try to tempt fates hand.



*Raven gets up and walks out of his room and slams the door shut*



Tazz: The champ is prepared, like always. The GM won't stand a chance against my main Raven. This will be some match, and folks, it's coming later tonight. You won't want to miss it.

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We see the Hardyz getting ready for their match, then the door gets kicked down in their locker room.

Joey: What the hell?

Edge, Christian, and Lance Storm attack the two with repeated chair shots to the head. Edge also has his money in the bank briefcase.

Edge: Get that multi hair-colored faggot up.

Christian drags Jeff Hardy up and Edge hits him over the top of the head with the briefcase while Storm superkicks Matt Hardy and his head bangs off the locker. Edge gets right in Jeff's face.

Edge: You see this?*Points to his money in the bank* This is MINE! I call whenever the hell I want to get a title shot while you are nothing more than an insignificant spot monkey that can do flips just to amaze a bunch of pathetic sheep!*Edge then stomps on Jeff's head and leads the Canadian Revolution out*

Tazz: I love the way these guys go to work.

Joey: That was just sickening.

Tazz: It's called taking out the competition, if you don't like it, look away ya wuss.

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Joey: Here we go, the match we have been waiting for, it is title vs career here. The winner gets the glory, but if the GM loses, he resigns his position.

Tazz: Raven is right about the GM, he's just a love-sick puppy trying to protect his girl.

Joey: Nothing wrong with that, Tazz.

Tazz: Dames are usually more trouble than they're worth.

*Breaking Benjamin's 'Diary of Jane' begins to play*

Joey: Here comes the GM, and Tazz, what does the GM have to do to win.

Tazz: He can't Joey.

Joey: Seriously, Raven has a few weaknesses.

Tazz: No he doesn't, Joey, I dare you to say that to his face. He'll kick your ass.

Joey: Then I'll tell the folks at home, if the GM wants to win this match, he'll have to take to the air.

Tazz: Be a spot monkey...that'll never work, Mysterio and RVD tried that and failed.

Joey: You'll never know what the GM has in store though.

*The GM gets into the ring as the fans start a 'Fuck him up Iser, fuck him up chant'*

Tazz: The fans are solidly behind the GM here.

*Suck it up blares through the arena and the fans immeditely begin booing on instinct and Raven, with Riot by his side appears at the curtain and does his normal entrance with the pyro, and the fans are booing him at high levels.*

Joey: The most hated man in XWA, and Tazz will have no problems telling the folks at home what The Virus of Life has to do to defeat The Messiah of Human Torture.

Tazz: It's simple, just be Raven. He is greatness.

Joey: Thanks a-lot partner...

Tazz: No problem, I can't wait for my new Dead Pool beanies, anyway...and Raven'll send me a free one after he kicks the GM's ass.

Joey: The match is about to begin as they are just staring from opposite sides toward the other. You can cut the tension with a knife.

Tazz: Who will make the first move?

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The GM and Raven then get face to face, and GM starts the fisticups. They begin trading rights like crazy at the center of the ring, and the fans are going crazy. Raven goes for a big right, but Iser ducks and knees Raven in the gut and starts a multiple jab combo at Raven's face, he goes for the discus clothesline, but Raven ducks the lariet and knees the GM in the gut and then a knee lift and then a clothesline to score the first knockdown of the match.

Joey: The GM can't beat Raven in a slug-fight, he might want to do something else.

Tazz: I think the nerves are getting to the GM, and if he continues to play to Raven's strengths, he can kiss this match goodbye.

The GM pulls himself up and Raven gives him a stiff slap right to the face as the fans 'OOOOOOOOOOOOH' at that.

Tazz: He got punked out! Haha! Look at Raven's confide---

The GM drop-toe holds Raven, taking him down and as soon as Raven gets up, the GM returns the favor with a stiff slap.

Joey: Mind games going on like crazy here.

Tazz: The GM can't get into Raven's head! That's impossible, Raven is the master of the mind games. He's the master of pwnage. He's the master of...

Joey: We get it...

Raven gets a little infuriated and nails the GM with his hardest right hand yet and that knocks the GM back into the corner, Raven swarms the corner with knees to the gut, and lefts and rights.

Joey: This is a fight, this isn't much of a wrestling match, more like a brawl.

Tazz:...from the mean streets...I love these type of matches.

The ref demands a clean break and Raven doesn't give it to him, when the ref touches Raven, Raven just turns around and glares at the ref and he bolts the ring, and as soon as he turns around, he is met with a pair of boots to the face and then a spinning wheel kick.

Joey: Nice combo by the GM here.

Tazz: He's already resorting to his feet early.

Joey: What's the GM doing?

He sprung up toward the top rope and then jumps off on a now getting up Raven with a crossbody block for a quick pin attempt. 1..........2....Raven kicks out and they both get up and nail duel lariets and are down. They are both at their knees and it's a stalemate and the fans clap at the great action given by these two.

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Joey: Raven and the GM having a great exchange here.

Tazz: I'm getting a little worried, I thought the GM's nerves would get to him.

Raven gets up and irish whips the GM, and he bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Raven dropkicks him right in the face.

Joey: The GM just got his face mangled.

Raven goes right to the advantage and gets in the mount and starts choking the GM. He does this repeatedly...breaking at four and then going back to it and the fans chant 'Raven sucks' throughout the choking.

Tazz: Smart move by Raven using the ref's count.

Raven then picks the GM up and hits two lefts and then a discus clothesline knocking Iser down. The GM stumbles up... and Raven kicks him in the gut and hits him with a DDT.

Joey: Raven has full control, the GM's career may end tonight. Cover!

1...........2........kick out

Raven doesn't seem to care, but the GM kicks Raven in the face and starts to stumble up with a couple of rights. Raven just slows the momentum down with an eye-poke and the fans boo the current champion like crazy.

Joey: What a dirty move...

Tazz: I don't think he gives a damn, does he?

Raven then kicks the in the gut and has him up for a piledriver and drills him head first. He makes the cover. 1.............2...........and the GM kicks out. Raven slaps the mat as the fans go crazy.

Joey: He went for something a little out of his usual move-set but it didn't get the three.

Raven then goes back to Iser's head and applys a dragon sleeper.

Tazz: Oh man, again going out of the usual move-set, he's trying to choke the GM out. I love it.

The fans begin clapping trying to support the GM, as he is starting to fade. The ref goes to the arm to see if it drops three times. It drops a first time....

Joey: No...it can't be over.

The arm then drops a second time.

Tazz: I think the GM is choked out. What a bad way to go.

The arm looks like it dro---no it's up. The GM still has some life. He now gets to his feet, and Raven still has it applied...and oh my the GM flips over and now has Raven in a cho---reverse DDT to finally get momentum!

Joey: This could be his big chance to gain control of this match.

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The GM gets up as does Raven. Raven goes for a clothesline, but the GM ducks, gets two jabs with his left and then a thrust kick knocking Raven back to the ropes and then the GM dropkicks Raven out of the ring over the top rope.

Joey: The GM has the advantage here now!

Tazz: Raven'll get the advantage again...just watch hi---

Joey: INCOMING!

Riot moves out of the way of Raven cause the GM just sprung onto the top rope and did a senton dive onto Raven to the outside, and the fans go crazy.

Tazz: He could've killed himself.

The GM gets up as Raven is just looking completely astonished at the change of momentum. The GM throws Raven back into the ring, but Riot taps the GM on the shoulder, he turns around and Riot sprays him with pepper spray, blinding the GM.

Joey: Damn her.

Tazz: She might've just saved the title.

Raven slides back to the outside and then sees the GM feeling around, going by touch and not sight right now, and Raven looks at the steel steps really quick and as the GM approaches him, Raven hiptosses the GM into the steps and his head bounces off the end.

Joey: Oh my God...

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Tazz: I think the GM has a concussion. Raven is going to throw him back into the ring.

He does, He then goes for a cover, with feet on the ropes to boot. 1............2.........the GM kicks out and Raven just looks shocked and starts cursing every word at the ref.

Joey: He's snapped. He better not knock down the zebra stripes.

The GM stumbles up as Raven continues to argue with the ref about the count, Raven finally turns around and the GM goes for a superkick, but Raven ducks and he kicks the ref out. After GM turns around, he receives a superkick from Raven. Raven then looks at Riot and signals for her to get something. She goes to get a chair, but then someone reaches out from the crowd and steals the chair.

Joey: What the hell?

Suddenly this 'fan' hits Riot with the chair with a stiff sounding thud, and the camera reveals her to be Mickie James.

Tazz: Damn it...now the GM has the numbers advantage.

Joey: Look at Raven, he is absolutely infuriated! He's cursing at Mickie who has the chair.

She's approaching the ring appron and Raven just stuck his head out...and Mickie cracks him with the chair!

Tazz: That should be a DQ!

Joey: No ref, no rules, partner.

Tazz: Son of a...

The GM, finally regaining vision, sees a dazed Raven come to him, He goes right for the Ice-breaker and he delievers it. The fans sense the change might happen. He covers as the ref is crawling over. 1.........2.........RAVEN KICKS OUT!

Joey: Oh my God, how did he kick out of that one?

Tazz: He's Raven. Simple as. He is GOD!

The GM then does a cut-throat taunt and sets him up for a tombstone...Raven starts wiggling free and he does and he's behind the GM. The GM turns around and he gets a Chaos Theory.

Joey: Wow that was incredible speed.

Tazz: Good night, and goodbye for the GM.

Raven covers the GM with a hook of the leg. 1...........2......The GM kicks out!

Joey: It's not over! It is NOT over!

Tazz: I can't believe it...how the hell did he pull that one off?

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Raven now goes to the far position and is demanding the GM to get up.

Joey: He's going for the Dark Assasin spear.

Tazz: The GM's gonna be folded up.

Raven charges, but the GM drop toe holds him into the ropes and Raven is hanging there on the middle rope.

Tazz: Thank God he isn't Rey Mysterio, or JBL will call him a stupid beaner who masterbates in Taco John's eating Mexi-rolls.

The GM then gets to where Raven is...then leaps over the top rope and leg drops Raven. Raven starts clutching at his throat for a moment as the GM clutches at his head for a moment. The GM then gets onto the apron, and climbs up the top rope...but Raven shoves the ref into the ropes and the GM is crotched on the top.

Joey: Another dirty ploy by Raven.

Raven then climbs to the middle rope and punches the GM three times and now has him where he wants...he then climbs to the top and...

Tazz: Holy shit!

It's a huge superplex and the fans start chanting 'Holy shit!'

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Both the GM and Raven lay there in the center of the ring breathing heavily for several seconds...Raven then finally drapes an arm over the GM and covers. 1..........2.........the GM KICKS OUT!

Joey: What will it take to end this match?

Tazz: I have no idea...

Raven crawls to the ropes and gets up...as does the GM on the opposite end. Raven again charges for a spear, but the GM again counters this time by leaping over Raven and he hits the breaks before he crashes into the corner.

Tazz: He thinks like a God too.

Raven turns around and he is on the receiving end of a superkick, and he's backed into the corner. The GM then leap frogs him over the corner and Raven falls down onto his back. The GM then leaps with his B.M.E.

Joey: BEST MOONSAULT EVER! IT HITS! COVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

1..............2............RAVEN KICKS OUT!

Tazz: False hopes Joey! False hopes!

Joey: My God, they are not holding anything back. The GM has taken to the air...and Raven's pulled out just about every dirty trick in the book. What will it take?

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The GM stumbles up...and Raven is also up...Raven charges, the GM side-steps and the Ref gets the Dark Assassin.

Joey: Down goes the ref.

The GM then looks to set up another Ice-Breaker...He has him hooked, Raven elbows out....then goes for the Chaos Theory...the GM pushes him off and then goes for a superkick...Raven ducks and then he kicks the GM right in the balls.

Joey: That was completely unsportsman like.

Raven then goes to the outside and he drags out a cookie sheet and a bottle of something...he sets the bottle on the corner and then he bashes the GM over the head with the cookie sheet.

Tazz: Got to love the cookie sheet, Joey.

Raven tosses the cookie sheet out and then looks ready to uncoil with another Dark Assassin...he charges...but for a third time, the GM dodges by dropping down and Raven crashes into the poll. The GM then crawls over to the bottle...and opens it...

Joey: What is in there?

He has something in his hand...and as Raven turns around...the GM throws powder into his eyes, temporarly blinding him.

Tazz: NO! It can't be! He cheated! How dare he, I thought he was a man of integ---

Joey: Save it partner.

The GM then climbs the top rope as Raven trys to unblind himself...but the GM now has him up in the tombstone positon.

Joey: Could it be?

The GM leaps and it's a Black Magic! Raven looks completely out. The ref has revived. The GM covers Raven with both legs hooked.

1...........2................3!

Joey: OH MY GOD! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!

Tazz: I don't believe it...he out cheated Raven...

Joey: What goes around comes around, partner.

Tazz: Riot has revived...and she is furious...but that's calm compared to the look on Raven's face.

Raven rolls out of the ring and picks up the stairs and throws them up the ramp. He then kicks the railing on the wall and starts yelling every curse word in the book as Riot now trys to calm him down.

Joey: Look at the GM, this has got to be the happiest day of his li---

*You think you know me*

Joey: Oh no...

Tazz: It's Edge! What do you think he'll say to the new champ.

Edge and Ashley walk down the ramp and Edge demands the bell to ring as he hands in the money in the bank...as the GM holds his head in pain and frustration.

Joey: No...he's taking advantage of a

Edge then spears the GM straight to the ground.

Tazz: You are right Joey, we are going to have a new champion.

Joey: Damn it all to hell, how dare Edge ruin such a great occasoin for the champ.

Tazz: Cover!

1.............2...........3

Joey: New champ...

Tazz: Be a little more enthused Joey! Edge has shocked the world and become the new XWA champion of the world! What a great feat.

Joey: He beat a weakened GM for it...this is sickening...he just trampled on the GM's joy...

Tazz: You think he'll have sex with that hot tomata right there for the next week for celebration...if you're lucky Joey...your manhood can get some action as you pleasure yourself to them doing it.

Joey: ...good night everybody.

New XWA champion of the world, EDGE!