XWA vs ECW show.

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Abyss comes to the ring to a 'Get the fuck out' chant from the ECW crowd.

Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to an ECW vs XWA supershow!

JBL: ECW in the building is like having Mexicans run this great country of the USA.

Abyss does his X-rip off pose and the fans throw Sonics Wrappers at him.

JBL:(Drinks a beer, and eats a Sonics' cheeseburger)

The bWo music plays and Stevie Richards comes out with Nova and the Blue Meanie.

JBL: WHAT THE HELL!?

Joey:(Histarical laughter) I think I'm gonna wet my pants...

Meanie does his 'Meanie dance'

JBL: That guy has more fat than Bush has stupidisy.

Stevie runs down and ducks an Abyss closeline and hits a Stevie Kick which gets a huge pop from the ECW crowd. 1....2...3

Joey: HE GOT HIM!

JBL: Abyss just got killed by a joke of an ECW man...damn it, we're down one nothing.

Joey: We're up one to nothing now. What a start!

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Sabu's music hits and he gets a minor pop from the ECW crowd.

Joey: Now's our chance to go up tw...

Edge hits Sabu with a chair and throws him into the ring as the fans chant 'FUCK YOU EDGE!'

JBL: YES! That's brilliant!

Edge spears Sabu for the win.

JBL: Tie ball-game, Joey!

Joey: That bastard Edge. The fans are throwing trash at him as he leaves, he deserves it!

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Slipknot's 'My Plague' hits as Vamp comes out spitting out blood-colored water for heel heat, and Zane follows behind him.

Joey: Here comes two members of the Dead Pool.

JBL: One of the greatest factions of all time already, ready for action, as the leader will be ready to kick the beer out of Sandman's drunk ass!

RVD's music hits and he and Beniot come out for a huge pop.

JBL: THOSE TWO ARE XWA GUYS! DAMN THEM!

Joey: But they started in ECW, as they're repersenting ECW tonight.

The two teams are in the ring now, and Beniot and Zane lock up, and Beniot quickly attacks Zane's arm with an elbow, and then an arm-bar but Zane quickly hits the rope.

Joey: Can't outwrestle Beniot.

Zane tags Beniot and in comes Vamp, and it starts to get into a slug fest.

Joey: These two tore the house down last time they fought. Let's see what happens this time.

Vamp goes for a suplex, but Beniot floats over, and goes for a German, Vamp with a standing switch and trys to do the samething, but Beniot counters into a northernlights! Two count only, and then dueling closelines, and they both get to their knees and the ECW fans give that exchange a huge pop.

Joey: What an exchange, these two are gonna have quite a rivalry if they continue to clash.

Beniot tags in RVD, and they start to brawl, RVD gets the advantage with a stiff kick as the fans chant 'WHOLE FUCKING SHOW!' at him. Vamp eye-pokes RVD for the loudest BOOOOOOOOOOOOs of the night so far, and he tags in Zane and they do a double suplex, and Zane covers and gets a two count.

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Zane stomps on RVD. Zane climbs to the top rope, but RVD springs up and hits a huge hurricarana on Zane which he hasn't done in a LONG time.

Joey: Holy crap!

JBL: RVD's quick as hell, quicker than the debt that ECW got into.

RVD gets up, but Vamp spits mist toward RVD to blind him again, and Zane tags Vamp and Vamp hits a piledriver on Van Dam and gets a two count.

Joey: Damn that Vampiro!

JBL: He's probably the smartest man in this match.

Vamp grabs RVD's head and rams his knee to his face...twice...and a third time! Right after this, he has him up for a suplex...a bit of a delay...and IT'S A BRAINBUSTER!

Joey: Wow...that had to hurt.

JBL: BALL-GAME!

One....two...and RVD KICKS OUT!

Joey: Vamp isn't too happy about that.

Vamp glances at the ref, then knee drops Van Dam.

JBL: Smart. Keep on the attack.

Vamp goes to hammer RVD into the turnbuckle, but RVD blocks and nearly kicks Vamp's head off, and while he has momentum, he hits a split-legged moonsault after springing to the top rope, but can't make the cover.

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Vamp tags in Zane, and Zane grabs RVD's boot and gets a superkick. RVD tags in Beniot.

Joey: Run, Zane, run!

Beniot closelines Zane, and gives Vamp a running knee to the face as he was gonna enter the ring. Beniot then gives Zane an arm-breaker and a knee drop to the shoulder...a second and then an arm-bar.

JBL: Zane's not been worth shit in this match. Raven might have to dump him into the sewers if he continues this horrible performance!

Vampiro goes to grab a chair, but we see Rhino come in and grab it away from him!

Joey: Thank God for Rhino!

JBL: What a stare-down between Vamp and Rhino.

Joey: RVD just hit a frogsplash on Zane, and now Beniot has the crossface. Vamp's coming in to try to break it up and RVD just dropkicked him!!!

JBL: Don't tap Zane!

Joey: HE TAPPED! ZANE HAS JUST TAPPED OUT TO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!

Winner in about 11 minutes, Beniot and RVD.

Vamp goes back into another stare-down with Rhino, who enters the ring to celebrate with RVD and Ben...HE JUST HIT BENIOT WITH A CHAIR!

Joey: WHAT!?

JBL: Oh my God...

RVD realizes this, but gets a GORE!

Joey: He turned on us...

JBL: RHINO'S JOINED THE DEAD POOL! OH MY GOD!

Rhino rips off his ECW shirt to revel a Dead Pool shirt.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey: What has just happened?


JBL: Looks like Rhino just teamed up with one of his most deadlies foes.



*The lights go out*


JBL: Ah, it sounds like the champ will make it official.



*Smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp as "Suck It Up" by Hed p.e. hits the PA*



Joey: That no good rotten bastard, how dare he show his face here, after making one of our own turn on us.



*Raven appears through the smoke and walks down to the ring with a mic in hand as the ECW fans boo him loudly. He slides into the ring and stares Rhino down a bit before shaking his hand*




JBL: The deal is done, Rhino is officialy a member in the Dead Pool.




Raven: Well, let me be the first to say, you ECW fans just got screwed *loud boos* I mean, come on, one of your own just turned on you. I bet you are wondering why Rhino did what he did, it's simple. Rhino and I have waged war in XWA for a long time, so a while back we got together and talked, we figures since we had such a great war, we could do the same thing to the rest of the XWA roster as allies. The plan has been weeks in the making, and it came to a head tonight. Rhino is officially a member of the greatest faction of all time, The Dead Pool. Along with this addition, we must make a sacrifice, in order to continue. Zane, while you have been a valued member of the group, you did make us look bad tonight, by losing, not only did you lose, you tapped out. Dead Pool will not tolerate quitters, Vampiro X had to make up for it with his great work, but you disgraced us tonight. Consider yourself de-moted to the "B" team of the Dead Pool, you will still be under our wing, but you will be on your own, until you find your own members to lead. But enough from me, it's time for the man of the hour to talk.


*Raven hands the mic to Rhino as he kicks Zane out of the ring*



Rhino: Raven said it best, it was my idea for us to team up. Look back at our war, it was the most violent war I have been in my whole career, so I figured together we could create a whole new term for the word "extreme" You ECW people never appreciated me, *Fans chant YOU SOLD OUT!!!!* I was always second best to RVD, Sandman, and the rest of the roster. I was the champion yet none of you cared, so consider this my way to return the favor. Dead Pool will kill ECW, and soon kill XWA. You all better prepare to get your asses GORED! GORED! GORED! GORED!



*Rhino gives Raven the mic back as he helps Vampiro X to his feet*



Raven: Consider this your final notice, you all will bow to the feet of the Dead Pool. That is not a statement, it's a threat. The Virus of Life and his newly re-vamped group shall lay waste to the entire roster. Will they survive in the end? Doubtful. But we will win this war, The Virus of Life promises you.




*Raven throws the mic down as My Plague hits and they make their way to the back as the crowd boos loudly and continues to chant YOU SOLD OUT at Rhino.*



JBL: Well, now this is history, Raven and Rhino teaming up, XWA is in trouble Joey.



Joey: I can't believe it, Rhino you will pay for this, it's all that Bastard Raven's fault.

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'Scream' plays around the arena, and the GM comes down the ramp to a mixed reaction.

Joey: Here comes the XWA General Manager.

JBL: He's got to win here, or ECW will be victorious and the show isn't even over yet.

The GM enters the ring, face full of focus, and waits for Dreamer, and then his music plays...

Joey: Listen to these fans!

Dreamer comes out and gets the biggest pop by far.

JBL: They just love the losers...

Dreamer and the GM have a quick stare down, and then lock up, and the GM wrestles Dreamer to the ground with a double leg take-down, but Dreamer kicks the GM down, and they both get up, and the GM ducks a closeline, and spin kicks Dreamer in the gut and knees him right in the face.

Joey: This match is getting ugly already!

Dreamer gets up and it turns into a brutal slug-fest immeditely. The GM ducks a right cross and does a couple left jabs to Dreamer's face, and trys a discus punch, but Dreamer closelines him!

JBL: Wow!

Dreamer rolls out of the ring and gets under the ring and throws in a trash-can FULL of lots of weapons, as soon as he looks up, the GM leaps over the ropes with a front flip and Dreamer catches him ready to powerbomb him, but the GM counters again with a Hurricarana!

Joey: Holy crap!

JBL: He's been studying his Dreamer tapes!

The GM stomps on Dreamer once, and reaches into the trash-can and grabs a sign that says 'Fuck Bush'

JBL: That fucking cunt of a president causes all the problems in this great country!

The GM smashes the sign over Dreamer's head and it nearly breaks.

Joey: Good lord!

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The GM slides into the ring and grabs a trash can lid, and swings for Dreamer's head and Dreamer ducks and closelines him on the outside.

Joey: My God. This is nothing but a fight.

Dreamer rips off the protective mat and attempts a piledriver on the dazed GM, but the GM somehow lifts the 265 pounds man on his shoulders to try his new finisher, but Dreamer counters into a DDT on the concrete! The GM is now busted open.

JBL: That must hurt, and you can tell the GM's knees were buckling when he had Dreamer on his shoulders. Dreamer has a beer belly like me now.

Dreamer gets a cheese grader and trys to grind the GM's face with it, but the GM blocks and arm drags Dreamer on the mat, and as soon as they both get up, the GM kicks Dreamer in the gut, and he drops the grader and snap suplexs him on the mat, and the GM holds his back because of how much weight he suplexed.

Joey: Dreamer is not a light man.

The GM climbs to the apron, and as soon as Dreamer gets up, he springs off the ropes and moonsaults Dreamer!

Joey: Oh my...

JBL: The GM is throwing caution to the wind.

[Person who beat the Doggies]

Quick Result: GM Iser eventually beat Dreamer in 25 minutes via Black Magic.

Aftermath: Edge runs down and spears the GM, and Dreamer and leaves with the fans throwing trash at him.

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Danny Doring and Roadkill are in the ring trying to cut a promo.

Roadkill: What's an ECW show like with out the amish one himself?

Danny Doring: or me.

JBL: It's a fat-ass and Danny Boring!

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Kane's pyro goes off and he runs to the ring to a surprising pop from the ECW fans as they were bored by the promo. The two try a double closeline, but Kane grabs them both and chokeslams them to cheers. Kane then snatches the mic.

Kane: This isn't over...people say that Chris Beniot and the GM are that damn good...but I am that....damn...BAD! I want a title shot at Raven's XWA championship.

RVD cuts him off with a mic in the crowd.

RVD: Woah woah woah. You saw what they did to me. This isn't over between Raven and myself, and I want a title shot at Raven, unless Sandman kicks his ass, then I want a title shot against the guy who drinks beer.

Kane: You don't stand a chance at competing with me, little man...hell you can't stack up against a true MONSTER!

RVD runs into the ring, still feeling some effects from the gore, and the two begin to brawl, and Kane gets the advantage as RVD is still hurt with a kick to the gut, and then a chokeslam and he sets off his pyro and leaves.

Joey: Wow...two people wanting a shot at the XWA championship, and Kane just made an impact.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey: It is now time for the main event, it will be ECW's own Hardcore legend going up against the New Face of Hardcore and XWA Champion Raven, whose title is on the line.


JBL: It's old school vs new school, I gotta give the edge to Raven, but this should be a hell of a match.



*Enter Sandman is heard as the crowd goes nuts*



Joey: Here comes the ECW Original, the drinking, tough, son of a gun Sandman.



JBL: You know, Sandman should get real drunk, that way he will barely feel any pain after Raven finishes kicking his ass.



*Sandman is shown walking through the crowd, drinking a beer and bashing the can over his head and he begins to bleed and enters the ring and drinks even more beer and has a mini beer bash that lasts a good 5 minutes*



Joey: Sandman sure loves to drink beer.



*Sandman focuses as his music fades and the arena goes black*



*This Is The Virus, The Virus of Life, the saying is heard throughout the arena as the lights come back on and "Suck It Up" by Hed P.e. is heard as smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp as the crowd boos loudly*




JBL: Here comes the man, the only hardcore legend in the world Raven.


Joey: You say his name like he is the first person to call himself that.



JBL: Get over yourself you pencil necked geek.



*Raven emerges through the smoke with his belt around his shoulder alongslide Riot, he grabs his title and hoists it above his head in triumph as a barage of fire works and pyro go off as the crowd boos even louder*




JBL: You see that? That is what greatness looks like.


Joey: I wonder how much money was spent on his pyro barage.


*Raven wraps the title around his shoulder, as he and Riot make their way to the ring as the crowd continues to boo loudly, Raven slides into the ring as Riot stays at ringside looking on as Raven poses on the turnbuckles making the crowd boo even louder*



Joey: It looks like the ECW faithful are not too fond of the champ.


JBL: I am sure deep down they worship Raven.




*Raven gets off the turnbuckles and stretches as his music fades out*



Lillian: The following match is a hardcore match, and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Philidelphia, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the Sandman!!!!! The crowd cheers him loudly.



Lillian: And the opponent, he hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he weighs in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigning and defending XWA Champion, the Virus of Life, Raven!!!!



*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose as the crowd boos even louder he takes his belt and hands it to the ref who holds it up high.*



Joey: That is what they are fighting for, will Sandman bring the title to the ECW side, or will Raven keep it in the XWA Family.




The bell sounds and both men are set to face off.



Raven wastes no time and charges at Sandman and knocks him down with a quick clothesline and puts the boots to him.


JBL: The champ wasting no time in showing that he will out brawl the Sandman.



Raven immedieatly picks up the Sandman and tosses him to the outside.



With Sandman outside Riot sees an opening and starts to kick the fallen Sandman.




Joey: What does she think she is doing?


JBL: There are no rules Joey, she is allowed to do that.


Raven grabs a chair and asks Riot to pick him up, once he is up Raven blasts Sandman over the head with the chair to a sickening thud as he falls back to the ground. He picks up Sandman and this times tosses him into the steel steps causing him to ram inro it head first and flip over.


JBL:Sandman must be brain dead now, what impact.


The camera zooms in and shows that Sandman has now been busted open as Raven pounds over the wound with his fist.



Joey: What a low life bastard, using his fist.



JBL: It's all legal, you throw out the rulebook in a hardcore match.


Raven takes time to taunt to the ECW fans who boo him loudly and start a "Raven sucks" chant. As Raven is gloating, Sandman manages to make it to his feet and grab his cane and blasts Raven as he turns around.



Joey: What a shot by Sandman.



Sandman is down to one knee, recovering from the beatdown he got as Raven is stunned and dazed on the floor. Sandman picks up Raven and props him on the apron and climbs to the second rope and does a diving legdrop, causing Raven to land face first into the apron and fall tothe ground as the fans chant "Holy Shit"



JBL: What is that drunk lunatic doing? He is going to hurt us all.



With Raven down, Sandman goes for a pin but only gets two.



Joey: Falls count anywhere in a hardcore match.



JBL: Thanks captain obvious.



As Sandman gets up, Riot grabs his cane and gives him a shot over the head causing him to fall to the ground and splitting the cane in pieces.



Joey: That devil, can't she not interfer in a match for once?



JBL: That is why she is the Queen of Extreme, Joey if she didn't do that, how would she earn her nickname?



Sandman is out and Raven manages to get to his feet, he grabs a chair and places it on the ground and drags the unconsious body of Sandman and lifts him up and drops him face first onto the chair with a Chaos Theory.



Joey: No!!! Not this way.



Raven goes for the pin and gets the three count as the fans chant "bullshit"



Lillian: Here is your winner and still XWA Champion, Raven!!!!


Riot grabs the belt and hands it to Raven as he holds it up high as his music hits and the crowd boos even louder.





Winner and Still XWA Champion,: Raven via pinfall (13:00)