Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Some very generic music(think...Shark Boy's but gayer) plays and DEMOTED makes their appearance.

Joey: What the hell!?

Tazz: Jobbers unite!

Striker: I am sick of it! I am absolutely sick of just being rolled over like I'm some sort of bowling ball!

Tazz: Wah wah wah...cry me a river.

Credible: and we're the new Impact players of XWA! We'll beat anyone.

Joey: You can't even beat my dead grandfather.

Vito: and...

Fans:(First reaction...they were dead for the talking till Vito grabbed the mic) YOU'RE A FAGGOT!(Clap clap clap clap clap) YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

Vito: SHUT UP!(Looks like he's about to cry)

Joey/Tazz: ~Laughing~

'Fury of the Storm' plays and RVD comes out with a chair and hits everyone with it and the 4 DEMOTED members leave.

Joey: What a start to the show. Thank God for Rob Van Dam for shutting those morons up.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Batista's music hits and out comes the Animal to a loud reaction*


Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Washington, D.C. weighing in at 318 pounds, BATISTA!!!!



Joey: Batista looks ready for his match.


Tazz: Yeah, but how can he be so sure of himself when he doesn't even know who his opponent is.




*Batista sets off his pyro and walks down to the ring and poses on the turnbuckles as his music fades*



Joey: Now we await his opponent, who could it be?


Tazz: Maybe one of those DEMOTED jobbers.



Joey: It could be anyone.



*The lights go out*



Tazz: It can't be.... can it?



Joey: This means either one of two things, the power went out or.





* "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits the P.A. a red haze fills the entrance way*



Joey Styles: It's Vampiro X!!!!!


Tazz: Damn, I bet Batista is regretting getting in the ring, the last time they were in the ring together was at the WWE vs XWA PPV.



Joey: And it was not good for Batista at all, he ended up tapping to this very man*



*Vampiro X comes out of the haze wearing the new Dead Pool shirt as he spits out some mist and the crowd boos*



Lillian: And the opponent, from London Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X!!!!!!




Tazz: Not for nothing but I bet we will see more of the same right here.



Joey: I wonder how many shots of steroids Batista has taken since that match.




*Vampiro X gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckles as his music fades and the bell rings*



Right away Vampiro X leaps off the turnbuckles and nails a spinning wheel kick and grounds Batista.



Joey: What speed and agility.




With Batista down Vampiro X nails a few kneedrops to the face and the procedes to lock in the dreaded State of Confusion dead center of the ring.




Joey: Batista is locked in, he has to tap out.



Tazz: Or pass out from the pain.



Batista tries to power out of the hold but Vampiro X keeps it locked in and he is focred to tap out.



Joey: Just like at WWE vs XWA Invasion.



Lillian: Here is your winner by submission, Vampiro X!!!!!



Vampiro X keeps the hold locked in for a few more moments before letting the hold go and posing over Batista as his music hits.




Tazz: That is the third time Vampiro X has beaten Batista easily, he must have his number.


Joey: Another impressive win for Vampiro X



*Commercials*





Winner via Submission: Vampiro X (1:08)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Matt Striker hits the ring and he comes out to no reaction.

Tazz: HAH! One of the demoted jobbers.

Beniot comes out to a thunderous ovastoin.

Joey: Striker's screwed.

Striker trys to punch Beniot, countered into the crossface, submission victory.

Winner in a total squash: Beniot

Tazz and Joey then laugh for another minute

~Commershalls~

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Backstage we see a brawl going on between Zane Barron and Chris Beniot backstage. Beniot appears to be bleeding over his eye when the camera finally found the brawl, and Zane just kicked him between the legs!

Joey: That was a bit low.

Vampiro X now locked in the state of confusion on Beniot while Zane is stomping on Beniot. Raven enters the background with his XWA title and gets in Beniot's face and says.

Raven: You see this? This is MY title! Not anyone else's belt... MINE! You honestly think you have a shot at the Dead Pool? Mysterio thought so and I crippled his charity case ass and he's probably in a wheel chair for life. Rhino tried and he hasn't been seen after he did. What makes you think YOU have a shot at the Dead Pool? Just cause the GM 'seems' to have a chance...which is bullshit because I am the Virus of Life, and I cripple everything like a disease...so it's been written...soon it shall come to pass...YOU WILL ALL DIE! QUOTE THE RAVEN! NEVERMORE!

Joey: The Champion is completely paranoid over his belt.

The GM, and Ric Flair both run in with chairs to prevent further damage, but the Dead Pool retreat and laugh.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Quick result: RVD defeats Zane Barron in 10 minutes via Five Star Frog Splash.

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An ambulance rolls into the arena.

Joey: What the hell?

Tazz: I'm getting through my head-set that this next match is an ambulance match!

Joey: That's barbaric! I wonder who the two unlucky saps who drew the match will be.

Kane's pyro goes off.

Tazz: I don't think he's a 'sap' as you put him.

Kane enters the ring.

Joey: Who's gonna be his opponent for the monster of XWA?

Tazz: I don't know, but I hope he doesn't win. Raven'll have his hands full if he has to deal with this monster.

'King of Kings' plays and the GM comes out with new black and silver tights instead of his usual black jeans.

Tazz: Oh man! Two rivals ready to kill each-other! Here we go!

The GM sprints to the ring and the two wrestlers start brawling. Kane gets the upperhand by punching the GM to the corner, till the GM dropkicks Kane in the knee and his head bounces off the turnbuckle and the GM trys to stomp away at Kane, and Kane shoves him and pulls himself up, and the GM charges and spears him into the corner!

Joey: Ow! That can't feel good even if it's Kane!

The GM starts throwing a stiff arsenal of kicks to Kane, then Kane uppercuts the GM and he goes flying down.

Tazz: What an uppercut!

Kane then hits a sidewalk slam and then he drops three elbows to the GM's sternum.

Joey: This is ruthless.

Kane then starts choking the GM ruthlessly, till the GM kicks Kane right in the back of the head and he kicks Kane in the gut and nails him with a DDT. Kane sits up, and gets a dropkick to the face. Kane gets up and the GM is already on the top rope waiting with a tornado DDT. The GM then hammers Kane right in the face with closed right hands.

Tazz: The GM is showing the meanstreak he has been somewhat lacking lately.

The GM goes to get some weapons and finds a chair. Iser goes to swing at Kane and Kane big boots the chair to the GM's face.

Joey: Hello!

Tazz: Damn it, we gotta take our last commershall break!

~Commershalls...three minutes of plugging Dead Pool merchandise, and during that time, it's all Kane advantage~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: Welcome back and...

Kane military press drops Iser head first into the annoucetable.

Tazz: Good lord!

Kane then throws the GM right into the steel poll head first... and Kane grabs a chair and bashes the GM right in the back of the head!

Joey: That's a concussion waiting to happen!

The GM is busted wide open, and Kane just thrashes the GM with rights to the face and the GM doesn't even try to cover up.

Tazz: This is a mugging.

Kane gets a baseball bat and trys to swing the GM's head off, but the GM ducks and hits a low-blow..and then a russian leg-sweep. The GM then grabs the baseball bat and leg drops it to Kane's head.

Joey: That's suicidal! He might've hurt his own knee!

The GM is notibly a step slower now, but now grabs the chair and as soon as Kane gets up. CRACK!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tazz: He broke the chair over Kane's head!

Kane sits up.

Joey: Oh my God...how is he gonna stop this monster?

The GM rolls into the ring and Kane does as well. The GM trys a springboard move, but Kane catches him and chokeslams him! Kane then drags the GM up to the ambulance. The GM drop-toe holds Kane into the ambulance, the GM surprisingly jumps up to the top of the ambulance and hits a moonsault right onto Kane!

Joey: Holy...crap!

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The GM pulls himself up and Kane gets up quickly. The GM trys to go for an Icebreaker, but Kane counters by throwing the GM back first into the Ambulance. Kane then drags the GM up the stage and then the two start hammering away on the stage. Kane scores a bodyslam and hits a leg drop.

Joey: Holy...

Tazz: This is a fight. Not a match...a fight!

The GM kicks Kane in the knee to get him off balenced and then does a nice looking hurricarana from his position on the ground to take Kane down!

Joey: Oh my God!

The GM then grabs a television set and trys to smash Kane with it, but Kane kicks the GM in the gut... and the GM drops the TV...then Kane powerbombs the GM through the TV!!!!!!!!!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Kane, instead of trying to put the GM into the ambulance, starts choking the GM.

Joey: I think the GM is out cold.

Kane then picks the GM up...

Tazz: No...I think he's gonna tombstone him off the stage.

Joey: No! Don't do it! Don't!

The GM somehow wiggles out... and goes for a superkick, Kane ducks it, then chokeslams the GM on the stage!

Joey: The steel didn't give an inch either.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Kane stumbles up a little out of breath and opens the ambulance doors. Kane then goes over to retreve the GM and he drags Iser by the hair... and throws him in... Kane shuts one door, but the GM kicks the door into Kane's face.

Joey: The GM's not quite out yet.

The GM then starts using the door as a battering ram and nails Kane with it about five times. The GM then snatches a camera.

Tazz: He's gone crazy.

The GM smashes the camera over Kane's head to bust him open!

Joey: Oh my God!

Fans: Holy shit!(Repeat 5 times)

Tazz: Brutal.

Fans: This match rules!(Three claps, repeat 5 times with claping after every time they say it.)

The GM then hits a superkick right on Kane's mouth(cause Kane didn't go down) and the monster finally goes down.

Joey: The monster has fallen!

The GM his a standing moonsault splash on Kane and then knee drops to the face.

Tazz: Old school and vicious! I haven't seen the GM this vicious in one of his matches in a long time!

Kane shoves the GM off yet the GM hits a low blow and he's trying to tombstone Kane.

Joey: No way.

Kane flips over and now is looking to try to tombstone the GM.

Tazz: What a counter!

The GM does the exact same counter and quickly plants Kane right on the floor with his version of the tombstone piledriver!

Joey: Holy Crap!

Tazz: That's it. I don't even think Kane can recover from THAT!

The GM throws Kane into the ambulance and now attempts to close the doors...

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Just as the GM is about to close the ambulance doors three figures rush him and knock him down.



Joey: What the hell is this?



Tazz: Looks like the GM is not going to win this match.



Zane, Vampiro X and Raven are then seen putting the boots to the fallen GM.



Joey: Those no good bastards, just as the GM was about to win.



Tazz: He also can't defend himself as he is worn out.



Raven pulls out a chair and slams it downward onto the GM's left knee making him scream in agony as he clutches his knee.



Joey: He is after the GM's bad knee, he is going to cripple him.




Zane and Vampiro X hold him down as Raven drills the chair into his knee a second time.



Tazz: Raven is looking to take out the GM before their title match, smart.



Joey: How is this smart? He is going to cripple him, and you say this is smart?



Raven then puts the GM in an Indian Deathlock and he wrenches back on the knee as the GM continues to scream out in pain.


Joey: Someone stop this, the bastard has done enough damage already.



Raven let's go of the hold and grabs the chair again and this time just bashes the GM's knee, shot after shot echos throughout the arena as the GM is rolling around in pain.



Tazz: His knee must be shattered.



With the GM down Raven picks him up and tosses him into the ambulance.



Joey: You have got to be kidding me?




Raven then climbs up to the top of the ambulance as Kane recovers from his beating and slams the ambulance doors shut as he laughs sadistically.




Lillian: Here is your winner, KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Joey: That rotten bastard screwed the GM out of the win.


Tazz: That and he might have broken his knee.




Kane sets off his pyro on the stage as heads to the back while Raven strikes to Crucifix pose atop the Ambulance as My Plague hits the P.A. as the rest of the Dead Pool pose around the ambulance as the crowd boos loudly.



*End Show*




Winner: Kane (20:00)