Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Tazz: Hello and welcome to Revolution, and we got a heck of a show here for you.

JR: We're right here in Oklahoma City Oklahoma...and I'm right here at home.

We see Beniot warming up, and The entire Dead Pool(Raven/Vampiro X/Riot) attack Beniot with various weapons and beat him down with weapons.

JR: DAMN IT!

Raven: THIS IS MY TITLE! NOT ANYONE ELSE'S! MINE!

JR: He's awfully paranoid about the belt...

Tazz: He's doing whatever it takes to keep that belt.

Raven then hits a Chaos Therory(RKO) on a trash can.

JR: I think our first match is canceled.

Lance/Christian/Edge come in and they also start beating down on Beniot. Lance burys Beniot in a canadian flag as the fans boo all the men beating down Beniot.

JR: DAMN IT! IT WAS ALL A SET-UP!

Raven then tells the canadian revolution that they 'owe the Dead Pool one'...as the two groups leave seperate ways as Beniot is getting medical attention.

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'Scream' starts playing and GM Iser comes through the crowd and appears somewhat recovered after breaking his nose last-week.

JR: Here comes the boss apparantly.

Tazz: He and Kane are in a middle of a fued that keeps escalating in intencity.

Iser: Kane...might want to listen up for a minute...I know you are back here...and if you absolu---

GONG!

JR: What the hell?

The Undertaker makes a surprise appearance...and he's with Paul Bearer.

Taker: You think you are the only one with un-finished with my brother little man? Get back in the line or your grieving family will have no-one to blame but you when the inevitable occurs.

Iser: Is that right...may-be I should kick your dead ass in the middle of this ring right about now!

Kane's pyro goes off and Kane enters the ring with his TV title.

JR: Oh man...we got combustable elements here Tazz!

Tazz: No kidding!

Kane and Taker look like they're about to fight, and it turns into a three-way brawl!

Tazz: Here we go! I'm loving this!

Taker gives Kane an upper cut, Kane gives GM Iser an uppercut, Iser gives Taker a european uppercut, and the entire Oklahoma security force breaks the three up.

JR: That might've been the wise thing to do.

GM Iser jumps on a security guy's shoulders and does a plancha to Kane! Kane catches him and Taker gives Kane a big boot to knock him down. GM Iser gets up and receieves a chokeslam attempt, but countered Iser gives Taker a german suplex, Both Kane and Taker sit up...then mysteriously....vanish.

Tazz: This place gets weirder and weirder...

JR: No kidding...I don't have anything to say about that except...wow...

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RVD is seen streching, and someone attacks him with a chair.

JR: What the hell!?

It's reveled...Zane Barron!

Tazz: Oh my God!

Zane then hits a ZKO on RVD(landing on the chair)

JR: What impact!

Raven appears from the shadows and Zane and Raven are shaking hands.

Tazz: I don't know what to say...they had a decent rivalry when XWA first began...now they're allys...now Zane's joined the Dead Pool!? Oh my god...

JR: It's a shame...Vampiro X and Zane are just gonna be Raven's lackys just so he keeps his gold.

Tazz: Your forgetting Riot. She knows how to handle herself in the ring too...they only recruit the best wrestlers.

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Justin Credible comes out to minor heel heat.

JR: Finally some wrestling.

Funaki comes out to a minor pop.

Justin Credible and Funaki trade punches. Credible does a snapmare as the fans chant 'BORING' at Credible.

JR: ~Yawn~

Tazz: THIS IS BORING!

Credible then goes for a suplex, but Funaki counters into a tornado DDT! 1................2.............3

Winner: Funaki!

'Bruises' by Unloco plays and Zane Barron comes out and gives Funaki a ZKO.

JR: Oh my...

Tazz: HAH! I love it!

Zane then sets up a table... and then he gives Credible a ZKO through that as well!

Tazz: I love this distruction...reminds me of the old ECW days.

JR: I don't see what's so lovely about another human's distruction...

Zane(wearing his new Dead Pool shirt) poses to the crowd for a good amount of heel heat and he leaves.

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"So Cold' by Breaking Benjamin plays and Vampiro X comes out to major heat from the crowd. He spits out his mist and enters the ring.

Tazz: Vampiro X doesn't have an easy task, but I think he'll be the first person to make the GM tap out.

JR: I don't know much about these guys, but I do know that these two are two tough son of a guns, and this will be a heck of a fight.

'King of Kings' starts playing and the GM comes out on his throne.

Tazz: How arrogent...

GM runs down to the ring and looks like he's ready to go.

JR: This a thirty minute submisison only match.

GM Iser and Vampiro X lock up and Iser scores quickly with an arm-drag. Vampiro X gets up and gets a second one, and an armbar. Vampiro X shows some agility and rolls out of it and then trys a closeline, Iser ducks it and he goes for his german suplexs, standing switch. Vampiro X pushes Iser to the ropes, Vampiro X then trys does a german, Iser lands on his feet, Vampiro X gets on his knees and Iser looks for a stiff martial arts kick, Vampiro X ducks and then eye-pokes the GM.

Tazz: HAH! I love it.

~First commershalls of the evening~

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Vampiro X takes advantage of the eye-poke by nailing a delayed vertical suplex. Still plenty of time left. Vampiro X then delivers a standing knee drop to Iser's face, trying to make his nose bleed again. Vampiro X then streches uses his boot and rubs it on Iser's face.

Tazz: That hurts like hell.

Vampiro X looks like he's going for a sharpshooter, but Iser kicks Vampiro X off. They then exchange stiff chops to the chest. They chop each-other ten times each. Vampiro X eyerakes the GM, and then hits an Evenflow DDT, and then applys a dragon sleeper. Iser kicks Vampiro X in the head to get out of it, and then he hits one of his DDTs(basic) and when he goes for a leg sissors submission Vampiro X gets out of it before it's fully applied by hammering the GM's face.

JR: This has been a very good contest so far.

Vampiro X and the GM go into a major slug fest now, and GM Iser ducks a closeline, nails two left jabs, and trys a discus closeline, but Vampiro X ducks and hits a complete shot right on the mat.

Tazz: Ow.

Vampiro X then applys another dragon sleeper, leg sissors throw in there with it, and he's yelling 'TAP!'...GM Iser back headbutts Vampiro X to get out of it. Vampiro X lets go after a third headbutt, and then as soon as they get up, Vampiro X does a hard irish whip, GM Iser climbs the top rope, and he hits a moonsault cross-body like move...and both men are down.

~Commershalls~

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Both men pull themselves up and Vampiro X charges at the GM, who pulls the bottom rope and Vampiro X lands on the outside. GM Iser looks like he's gonna take a chance, Vampiro X is reaching under-neath the ring for something. GM Iser does an insane tope, and Vampiro X cracks GM Iser in the head with a chair!

Tazz: Hello!

GM Iser is busted WIDE open after that chair shot. Vampiro X throws GM Iser into the ring and searches under-neath the ring and pulls out a table and throws it in the ring. Vampiro X gets into the ring, and GM Iser dropkicks him in the face, Iser then goes under-neath the ring and pulls out the ladder(huge pop for the ladder) and throws it right on Vampiro X.

JR: Ouch!

GM Iser then puts it on the corner, but Vampiro X cuts him off at the past and looks like he's gonna try to german suplex him to the ladder, Iser counters into an arm drag and trys to hurricarana him into the ladder but Vampiro X powerbombs Iser straight to the ladder starting a 'HOLY SHIT' chant from the crowd.

JR: Oh my god! That might've broken him in half!

~Commershalls~

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Vampiro X then sets up the ladder and he puts GM Iser on the table. Vampiro X looks like he's using the ladder to help balence himself...he's trying to piledrive him through the table. Iser lowers his head and raises it quickly(a low blow) and Vampiro X flops around in pain. Iser springs up on the ladder's middle run and hits an insane corkscrew moonsault leg drop on Vampiro X!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Iser then goes for a sleeper hold with a leg sissors attached and he trys to make him submit. Vampiro X looks like he's gonna pass out but elbows Iser right on his bloody face.(He's bleeding from the nose AGAIN after that shot)

JR: Back and forth they go...there's only fifteen minutes left.

Vampiro X elbows out of it, then he slugs Iser for a minute...and then he hits an double arm face-buster, and then he turns that right into a sleeper with leg sissors with his under-rated agility. Iser grabs the bottom rope quickly. Vampiro X goes for the Punk'd Out Iser counters into a spinning reverse DDT, and then climbs the ladder.

JR: This a submission match, not a ladder match!

Tazz: He's crazy.

Vampiro X climbs up after him and they trade punches on top of the ladder. Iser bangs Vampiro X's head off the ladder five times and he almost falls off. As soon as Vampiro X regains balence, Iser jumps up and hits a hurricarana from the top of the ladder and they both go through the table!

JR/Tazz: OH MY GOD!

Fans do another 'Holy Shit' chant and then start chanting 'This match rules'

~Commershalls~(Thirteen minutes left)

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~Kracker's note: I HATE TYPOS! :Note end~

GM Iser stumbles up shaking off some cobwebs(screw spelling) and he goes for the sharpshooter, Vampiro X trips him up and applys an STF. Iser looks like he might tap, but he struggles to the ropes. Vampiro X doesn't let go for a minute and then he finally does and the ref runs away as soon as Vampiro X looks at him.

Tazz: Run forrest run!

Vampiro X then nails the Heart of a Vampire to punish the GM a little bit, and then he applys the sharpshooter(major major heat)

Tazz: Oh man...that's the GM's main submission! What a psychological move this is.

The GM struggles to the ropes, Vampiro X pulls him back to the center.

JR: He might have to tap to his own main submission hold!

The GM struggles back to the ropes and he grabs them this time. Vampiro X lets go and starts stomping on him like a mad man.(Three minutes left)

Tazz: This might end in a draw.

Vampiro X then sets him up for his state of confusion move... the GM scouts it with a quick sweep to the legs, and then HE applys the state of confusion.

JR: Payback's a major bitch right now! He's giving Vampiro X the same treatment...he's using HIS finishing submission hold.

Vampiro X grabs the ropes quickly and the GM breaks the hold.(Two minutes) The GM then finally applys the sharpshooter...Vampiro X rolls through then as soon as they both get to their feet, Vampiro X applys the State of Confusion! The GM is starting to fade, and his face is turning purple...but he puts his foot on the rope, Vampiro X lets go, and drags him to the center of the ring and sets up for a tigerbomb apparantly, Iser counters into a DDT, and then he kicks him right in the back and then when he goes one for the face, Vampiro X trips him up and re-applys the State of Confusion!

JR: He's gonna choke the GM out!

Fans: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

The time runs out and the ref declares the match a draw.

Winner: No-body...it's a draw.

The ref goes to raise both men's hands(cause it's a draw) as the fans chant 'Five more minutes'

Kane's pyro goes off again...Vampiro X gets out of the way(he's too tired to face off with Kane right now) and the GM dives out and trys to brawl with Kane but Kane catches him and drags him all the way backstage...

~Backstage~

Kane throws the GM into a wall(blood stain left on the wall) and Kane uppercuts him down. He suddenly sees a glass part of the floor(many tables below) and Kane gets an evil look in his eye.

JR: Oh my God... don't do it!

Tazz: He won't listen.

Kane chokeslams the GM through the glass and through all them tables below.

Fans chant 'HOLY SHIT!' in shock(new record for most Holy shit chants in a thirty minute period approx) as Kane laughs as Mickie, and the EMTs check on the fallen GM.

~Dead Pool Commershalls~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Back from commercials we see in the backstage area Maria along with XWA Champion Raven*



Maria: Um, oh yes. I'm standing with the XWA Champion The Life Virus Raven!!!!




Raven: It's "Virus of Life" you ditz. I shall take it from here toots *Raven grabs the mic and shoves Maria out of the picture* Let me tell you it was a thing of beauty what we just witnessed. Kane just destroyed our poor GM and he wasn't even trying. After Vampiro X mopped the ring with him, Kane just added another nail in his Coffin, he made the GM achieve new flight as he went sailing through the glass floor and landed through tables.... it was amazing. He should be easy pickings in our match. But not to be sidetracked, tonight Angle you will be the latest victim of my rampage as I continue my path of dominance as the greatest champion to ever live. I will beat you with every weapon I can find, and in the process beat you within an inch of your life, I won't end your career, I will save that for Vampiro X. You see, this is a new era, an era called "The Dead Pool" along with Riot and Vampiro X, I shall lead us and the newest member Zane all the way to immortality. We will go down in the record books as the most dominate group in sports entertainment history, as well as the most psychotic and violent group to have every existed. So tonight, I bid you all welcome to the new level of extreme, and Kurt I bid you welcome into a night you will never forget, call it..... the Living Nightmare. I am the Virus of Life, and I shall cripple you like a disease.



*Raven shoves the mic back in Maria's face as he walks out of the shot, behind him Riot appears and Spears Maria to the ground and pounds her in the face with brutal right hands as secruity runs at them, she flees and follows Raven down the hall as security helps Maria to her feet*




*Commercials hyping Raven vs Kurt air as well as the new Dead Pool t-shirt commercial*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: Those were some big time comments from the champ, I can't help but feel bad for Maria though, then I passed gas and I felt a lot better!!!




J.R.: Will you stop? Poor Maria got assualted by that.... that...... I don't know what to call her.



Tazz: Her name is Riot, and she is one hot tomoto let me tell ya.



J.R.: Be that as it may, it doesn't excuse her actions, she should be punished for her actions.



Tazz: Calm down Sooner boy, we have a match to call.




Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a hardcore match. *Before the match starts Tazz hands Lillian a few note cards*



JR: What is that about?



Tazz: Don't be a busybody, you will see in time.




*Kurt's music plays as the crowd begins to cheer*



Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Pittsburg, Pennsylvenia, weighing in at 235 pounds, The only Olympic gold medalist in WWE history, Kurt Angle!!!!!



*Kurt Comes out and sets off his pyro as he makes his way down to the ring, a look of intensity in his eyes*




JR: Here comes Angle, he has a big challenge tonight, as he faces the self-procliamed god of hardcore Raven.


Tazz: Raven is a GOD, and you will find out tonight, we he kicks the olympianjd red,white,and blue ass all over the ring.




*Kurt gets in the ring and plays up to the crowd as they continue to cheer*




*The lights go out*




Tazz: Here we go.



*Sleeping Awake by P.O.D. begins to play as smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp*



Lillian Garcia: Introducing the opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Franchise of XWA, The one Man Dynasty, a Living Legend, and the SAVIOR of XWA, The Virus of Life, Raven!!!!!!



Tazz: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! She read my cards.



JR: Give me a break.




*Raven emerges from the smoke as the crowd begins to boo loudly, they only get louder as he strikes the crucifix pose and golden pyro falls behind him, he pauses and waits for the XWA Women's champ Riot to make her way out and they do things that JR only wishes women would do to him *



Tazz: They are the couple of the ages, would you look at that..... oh boy.... Raven is a stud in and out of the ring, they must be marveling in what happened to Maria backstage.




JR: They make me sick, no one wants to see this they want to see wrestling, damn it those two are total garbage.




*Raven and Riot stop their lovefest and make their way to the ring, Riot sits next to Tazz as always as she looks on at Raven posing on the turnbuckles as the crowd is still booing*



Tazz: Ah, the lovely queen is gracing us with her prescence, that was some beat down you gave to Maria.



*Riot nods and gives an evil smirk*



JR: You have problems young lady.



*Riot glares at JR and knocks his cowboy hat off*

Tazz: HAHA JR got Punk'd.




Back in the ring, Raven takes off the belt and hands it to the ref as he and Angle stare eachother down.



Tazz: This is a non-title match for those of you wondering.



The bell sounds and the match is underway. Kurt and Raven lock-up and Kurt drags Raven down with an armdrag and catches Raven off guard not expecting a wrestling move.




JR: Kurt playing mindgames with Raven by wrestling.




Raven gets up and he and Kurt lock-up once again, Raven backs out and hits Kurt square in the face with a right hand.



Tazz: What a shot, Raven suckered Kurt in on that one.




With Kurt dazed Raven ducks outside and picks up a chair and slides it into the ring.



JR: Raven not wasting any time getting weapons involved



Raven grabs the chair, but Kurt gets up and nails a pair of European uppercuts to daze Raven, and hits a German Suplex.




JR: Kurt continues to out-wrestle Raven.



With Raven down Kurt applies a Chicken Wing as he wears down the midsection of the Virus of Life.



Tazz: This is supposed to be a hardcore match, Kurt must be a chicken to brawl with Raven.



Kurt keeps the hold locked in as Raven slides his way to the chair and smashes it backwards, striking Kurt in the face.



Tazz: That is our champion, always using his head, or chair I should say.




Raven gets up but Kurt grabs the leg of Raven and locks in a side leglock as he continues to out-wrestle him.



JR: Kurt relying on the mat game to survivie this match-up.


As Kurt cranks on the pressure, Raven uses his power to crawl to the outside making Kurt break the hold.




Tazz: Raven is using this time to catch his breath, smart move.



As Raven collects himself out of the corner of his eye he sees Kurt going for a baseball slide, he sidesteps and catches Kurt and tosses him to the floor, causing his head to bounce off the mat covered cement floor. Raven reaches for the chair in the ring and bashes Kurt over and over in the ribs and back area, each shot causes Kurt to yell out in pain.




JR: That devil, Raven is a sick individual, much like the person next to you Tazz.



Tazz: Stop insulting the Queen and the Franchise JR, I might have to choke you out.



Through with beating Kurt senseless, Raven helps Kurt to his feet.



Tazz: What a nice guy.


As Kurt wobbles, Raven bashes the chair upside his head.



JR: What a jackass.



With Kurt down again, Raven takes the time to showboat, causing the fans to uproar with boos.




JR: What an egotastical jackass.




As Raven stops Posing, he throws Kurt back into the ring and looks under the ring and grabs a cookie sheet and throws it in the ring, he also grabs another chair, and a table.




Tazz: Raven is taking it to the extreme, I love when he does this.




Raven sets up the table and drags it to the corner and props it against the turnbuckle, he goes to Kurt who catches him with a release belly to belly suplex.




JR: That had to be out of desperation.



Kurt drops the straps of his wrestling gear and pounces, signalling for the Angle Slam.



JR: Could it be Angle Slam time?



Tazz: Watch out champ.



Kurt grabs Raven and is set to deliver the Angle Slam but Raven counters out with an armdrag of his own.



Tazz: See, Raven can wrestle like Kurt when he wants.



JR: That was a smart move.



Both Kurt and Raven get to their feet at the same time and trade right hands.



Tazz: Kurt can't outbrawl Raven, he might as well pack it in.




As Raven is set to connect with his right hand, Kurt catches it and nails an Inverted Hip Toss.




JR: Kurt showing us one of his three I's with intellengence.




Kurt is now in control and once again looks for the Angle Slam. Dazed Raven gets up and is met by Kurt who slams him to the mat.




JR: ANGLE SLAM!!! ANGLE SLAM!!!




Kurt goes for the pin.


One


Two


Thr-




Tazz: He kicked out.




Kurt is muttering curses as Raven kicks out of his trademark finisher, so he grabs the ankle and applies the Ankle Lock.




Tazz: COPYCAT!!!!! Raven uses the Anarchy Lock in this fed.... somone sue Kurt for stealing moves.



As Kurt wrenches on his ankle, Raven screams in agony.




JR: That no good bastard is getting exactly what he deserves.




*Riot hears this and takes offense to that comment and decks JR in the face sending him out of his chair and to the floor*



Tazz: Whoa!!!! JR got decked by the Queen



*Riot sits back down*




Raven uses every bit of power he has to make it to the bottom rope forcing Kurt to break the hold. Kurt let's go and picks up the chair and slams it into Raven's spine as the crowd yells with delight as he does it over and over again.




Tazz: Kurt must have snapped.



Kurt drags Raven to the corner where the table is, and is attepmting to German Suplex Raven through it.




Tazz: Kurt can't do this!!! That is the champ



Raven blocks each attempt of the German Suplex with back elbows and drops Kurt with a jawbreaker.




Tazz: Raven smart as ever.



With Kurt down, Raven gets a look on his face and stalks the body of Kurt.



Tazz: Chaos Theory time?




Raven is seen waiting to pounce as Kurt gets to his feet and turns right into a picture perfect Chaos Theory.




One


Two


Thre-



Tazz: Kurt kicked out!!! How did he do that.



Now it's Raven's turn to yell out in anger. Raven runs to the opposite side of the ring, where Kurt is in front of the table, Raven ducks down and looks to Spear Angle through the table.



Tazz: Raven is going to Spear Kurt through the table.



As Kurt gets up, Raven runs full steam ahead at Kurt, who grabs a chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he goes down in a heap.



Tazz: What a counter.



*JR is finally getting up after that hard shot from Riot*



JR: That no good jezzeblle, she is a lot like Raven.



Tazz: No kidding, as if you didn't know by that show of affection during their entrance, Riot is his girlfriend.



JR: Well, they deserve eachother, both are miserable human beings



Back in the ring, Kurt re-positions the table and sets it in the middle of the ring and gets in back of Raven.



JR: Another Angle Slam? Through a Table?



Kurt is trying to lift Raven, but he holds onto the ropes as Kuert tries to put him through the table.



Tazz: Hold on champ hold on.



As Kurt continues to try and get Raven off the ropes, Riot slides into the ring and hits Kurt square in the face with a cookie sheet and busts Kurt open in the process.




Tazz: The Queen showing her hardcore self, she just busted Kurt open too.



JR: Damn her, she might have just cost Kurt this match.



With Kurt down, Raven re-positioned the table back into the corner and as Kurt gets up, Raven lunges at Kurt and Spears him through the table.




JR: WHAT IMPACT!!!! He might have broken Kurt in half.




Raven pulls the bloody Kurt out of the remains of the table and goes for the pin on Kurt.



One


Two


Three!!!!




JR: The no good bastard wins!!!




Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!!!!




Tazz: Yeah!!! Once again, Raven proves why he is the greatest champion of all time!!!!!




Riot goes into the ring and helps Raven to his feet, as Raven sees the defenseless Kurt on the ground, he grins and grabs the ankle of Kurt and applies the Anarchy Lock on the unconsious Kurt as Riot makes Kurt's hand tap out.



Tazz: Look!!!!! Raven made Kurt tap!!!!



JR: How can you say that, Riot made Kurt tap out, those two have no respect for no one.




Raven breaks the hold and poses over Kurt as the crowd begins to boo loudly once again.





JR: The crowd giving Raven a piece of their mind.



Tazz: They have no respect for greatness.



As Raven stops posing Riot comes to his side and the two share a long, passionate kiss as Tazz is jumping for Joy.



Tazz: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SMOOCH ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD WHAT A COUPLE!!!!!!




JR: How can you be happy by this, those two are re-joicing in their actions on Kurt, it makes me sick.




Tazz: You are just mad cause Raven has a beautiful girlfriend, while you have no one, but your hand.




Raven and Riot once again end their show of love as Raven's music plays and the two of them hed to the back happy with what they caused as the crowd boos loudly once again. As they walk up the ramp Vampiro X and Zane approach them and they along with Raven and Riot hold up their hands as My Plague is heard throughout the arena.




Tazz: Dead Pool in full effect, tonight was their night



JR: They all will pay..... I know they will...


Tazz: Well for JR, I am Tazz, goodnight everybody.




Winner Via Pinfall: Raven (28:56)