Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

CM Punk Promo

RVD VS Ben

Raven and Daffney promo

The Family(Regal and Homicide) vs Chris Harris and Shark Boy

Raven and Daffney vs Spike and Lacey(if Spike and Lacey win, they get a contract)

GM Iser promo and then a surprise...

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Ben is standing in the ring*

JR: Boomer Sooner and welcome to Revolution!

Tazz: We got an idiot in the ring!

*ONE OF A KIND!*

(The fans pop loudly as RVD begins to walk down to the ring)

JR: Here comes Mr. Money in the Bank.

*RVD enters the ring with the entire crowd chanting RVD at this point. Ben walks over to Rob and RVD just lets out a stiff kick to Ben's jaw and we hear a cracking sound. Ben's eyes are filled with tears as RVD, in a rather cocky motion puts a foot on Ben's chest and gets the easy three*

Tazz: What a cocky move.

JR: I think Ben's jaw is broke.

Tazz: Good.

*RVD makes a bowing motion as the fans chant 'RVD' at that stiff kick and RVD leaves the ring, posing with his MitB briefcase*

(Commercials promoting the XWA Video Game including Raven getting Booker Man fired in two different ways)

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*The camera peers into the GM's office. In there, we see the original members of The Family. CM Punk, GM Iser, and Mickie James. The New York fans are booing rabidly. Punk is on crutches and his left ankle is in a cast.*

CM Punk: You alcoholic leeches must cheer in the misery the golden boy put me through, right?

*The fans immedietely begin a Raven chant immedietely*

CM Punk: You just follow a fellow sinner in your alcohol because none of you New York Knickacocksuckers have any balls to be saved under the oath of The Family. None of you know what it is like to live under a state of sobrity. Why not follow the oath of The Family or destroy your veins and corrupt your mind with your drugs of choice.

*The fans let out another barage of boos*

Mickie: I will have it known that we do not tolerate Raven using the help of Daffney to defeat CM Punk. It just shows what a true coward Raven is to rely on help of such a pale, ghostly figure.

*The fans then let out a 'Mickie sucks' chant.*

Mickie: Did the brothel go out of business? Sorry, but that's not my department, but maybe you could ask the Giants to do that for you.

*The fans let out another barage of boos*

Iser: In due time...Raven's next title defense will be known. I'll address that in the ring later tonight.

*The camera soon fades to black*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

(Back from commercials we see still shots of Raven and CM Punk from No Mercy. A still shot of Punk posing is shown, followed by a still shot of Raven posing with the XWA title. Various photos are shown of the different holds used. The final shots show Punk locking in the Anaconda Vince, Daffney debuting and tossing Powder in Punk's face, the chair shots to Punk's Ankle, ending with him tapping. The final shot shows Raven holding up the XWA title in victory)




Tazz: As you saw folks, Raven successfully defended the XWA title at No Mercy.


JR: In the process, he broke Punk's ankle. One has to wonder, what is the next move for the champ.


Tazz: We are about to find out, because the champ is going to come out here, and talk about his match last night. I can't wait.



ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!!



*"Suck It Up" by Hed (p.e.) begins to play as the lights in the arena dim and smoke begins to pour out the entrance ramp. The crowd in a frenzy cheers loudly as The Dark Lord himself becomes visible as he walks out of the smoke to a thunderous ovation*


Tazz: Looks like these hard core New Yorkers are pumped to see the champion.


*As Raven begins his walk down the ramp, we see the pale figure of Daffney slink out of the smoke behind him. Decked in her corset top and ripped jeans, she slams her fist into her palm and walks slowly behind Raven*


JR: There is the woman who made her shocking debut here in XWA, assisting Raven in his title defense.


Tazz: Yes, we now have the Zombie Hot Daffney in Dead Pool. Things are going great for us J.R.


*Raven pauses in the middle of the ramp, he looks out into the screaming fans in the stands, as he unclips the title from around his waist, and hoists it over his head as a barage of pyro goes off behind him, causing the fans to cheer louder. Raven puts the title around his shoulder, as he grins and continues his walk to the ring. Raven walks towards the steps and climbs up and enters the ring. He walks over to the corner and holds the title up and raises the devil horn with his other hand as the crowd cheers loudly. Raven hops down as Daffney pans off to the left rather than entering right there; it’s time for the signature entrance. As she hops right on the middle of the apron in front of the XWA audience, she stands facing the same way as the three ring ropes, and gradually sinks downward into a split, one leg facing each corner. With the male population in attendance going wild for her flexibility, the Queen of Scream proceeds to roll under the bottom rope quickly, landing in a kneeling position and then moving around so that she is directly in the epicenter of the canvas, only before clenching both fists at her sides and popping the rest of her body backwards to let out a Scream*



Tazz: We get to see this great entrance from here on out, I love it.



*Raven looks down at Daffney with a big smile, as Lilian hands him a microphone as his music fades*



Raven: Once again, I am out here, and I stand before you, still as your XWA World Heavyweight champion.


*Raven holds the gold above his head as the crowd cheers and chants "Raven" loudly*


Raven: This past Sunday, I went against the Straight Edge whipped Errand boy known as CM Punk, and at the end of the night, I had him tapping out with a shattered ankle. But, don't take my word for it, watch this footage.


*Raven gestures to the titontron as we see Raven smashing Punk's ankle with a steel chair, before locking in the Anarchy Lock. We then see Punk tap, and it has been looped to show Punk tapping out over and over and over again*


*Raven is shown chuckling as the fans roar with laughter*


Raven: This is yet another challenge that I have dodged. Iser is running out of goons to sick on me. I have beaten William Regal twice. I have beaten the 5150 man known as Homicide.


*Raven does hand gestures similar to Homicide and pulls his shirt up over his mouth to imitate his bandana that Homicide wears*


Raven: All the hand movements in the world couldn't save Homicide from the beating I gave him. Then finally, you have CM Punk himself, whom not only have I beaten, I have now crippled him. Consider me the anti-Straight Edge warrior. I have made Punk go from liberty and sobriety for all, to in Vicadin we trust.



*Raven smirks as the crowd continues to cheer The Dark Lord*


Tazz: The man is on a roll, you can just feel it.


JR: Yes, Raven does not lack confidence.


Raven: Now, I am sure you are all thinking "Well Raven, that is all well and good, but, where does Daffney fit into all this?" You see, Daffney here has some personal experience with one C.M. Punk. So, being the smart guy I am, I figured it'd be nice to have a trump card in my back pocket. But, you don't have to hear the story from me. Why not hear it from the woman herself.


*Raven hands the mic to Daffney, much to Tazz's and the fans delight.*


Daffney: Oh Punk, where do I start. You and I used to date in Ring of Honor. I thought you were the most talented guy I have ever managed, and known. But, I guess you didn't feel the same about me. So, you left me for that plastic doll Traci. So, I sat at home, stewing in my anger, as I happened to turn on the tv, what did you know, I saw XWA, and not only did I see XWA, I saw CM Punk acting like the Saint he wishes he was. Now, the sight of him alone made me want to vomit, but before I had the chance to change the channel, I saw this man next to me come out. The things Raven did in the ring were barbaric, he would go out of his way to inflict pain on his opponent. I was drawn to that. So, I got in contact with Raven, and he told me that CM Punk was a thorn in his side, since I have no remorse for Phillip Brooks anymore, I decided that I could tell Raven about his weaknesses, in order for Raven to keep his title, and destroy CM Punk in the process.



*Raven looks on smirking as the fans chant for Daffney*



Daffney: Punk, I know you are in the back, with your little crutches. So, what better way to sat this then in front of a public platform. I am here for good in XWA, and you better believe I will haunt you every chance I get. Because, being Straight Edge doesn't mean you are better at everything. Especially, when it comes to being a real man.



*Daffney hands the mic back to Raven, who is laughing out loud along with the fans and Tazz*


Tazz: Daffney got Punk good. I guess Punk is a little too enexperienced if you get what I mean JR.


JR: Oh please.



Raven: You see Punk, I proved to not only the XWA fans, and to Daffney that I am better than you. On every level. But, you see, I am done with you. You are not of importance to me, you are merely the Joker card, that made my Ace card take a detour. And for you Punk, luck is indeed a trait bestowed upon those whom are losers. Now, with that out of the way, I would like to turn my attention onto my opponent tonight, Spike Dudley. Now Spike, you and your partner Lacey, are set to face myself and Daffney a little bit later. The thing I want to know is, were you that desperate for a contract that you begged Iser to be in a match with me? I know you are a glutton for pain, but, are you sure the beating we will give you is worth a contract?



*Raven looks directly into the camera and puts the mic back to his lips*


Raven: I don't think so!



*Raven chuckles as the fans cheer his boast*


Raven: But, I could use the tune-up, because Iser said that he will name my next opponent later tonight. Not that it makes any difference, but, I do want to be in peak shape for whoever it may be.




Rob Van Dam: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there Raven.


*RVD appears on the stage holding his Money in the Bank Briefcase as the fans give him a mixed reaction, as he walks down the ramp and enters the ring*


RVD: You shouldn't be too worried about the bosses announcement, you should be worried about me. I am holding Money in the Bank, meaning I can face you at anytime I want. I could even face you right now.


*RVD walks over to Raven, who is looking at the canvas below him*



Raven: I don't care who I have to face, being the fighting champion that I am, I can take on anyone.


*Raven walks past RVD, seeming to ignore him as the crowd loves it*


Tazz: Raven is not giving RVD any attention, he's going on like he isn't there.


Raven: So, to whoever gets the chance to face me at the Pay Per View, I suggest you run to the boss, and try and get yourself taken out of the match. Because, you don't want to step foot in the ring with true greatness, that is me.



JR: I don't think RVD is taking iot too kindly to being ignored.




*Raven hands the mic back to Lilian, seemingly done talking as the crowd cheers for him, he turns around and is met with a Superkick to the jaw as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction*


Tazz: What a kick! RVD got Raven's attention, even though, you have to realize this will only anger Raven.


*RVD slides out of the ring as his music hits, as Raven holds his jaw, and looks up at RVD from the mat with a look of anger as Daffney glares at RVD, who does his thumb taunt and points to his briefcase.*




*Commercials*

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*The Family won their match easily when Homicide hit the Cop Killa on Shark Boy as Regal killed Harris with the knee trembler. It was a double pin in seconds.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

JR: We are back folks. Spike Dudley and Lacey are already in the ring, awaiting their opponents.


Tazz: They should enjoy these last few moments of being able to stand upright.



ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!!



*"Suck It Up" by Hed (p.e.) begins to play as the lights in the arena dim and smoke begins to pour out the entrance ramp. The crowd in a frenzy cheers loudly as The Dark Lord himself becomes visible as he walks out of the smoke to a thunderous ovation. Walking behind him in a corset, ripped stockings, and combat boots, with a tiny top hat in the Goth Goddess herself, Daffney.*


JR: We saw earlier as RVD got the best of Raven during his speech. You have to think Raven was enraged by RVD's interruption.



Tazz: Raven will get RVD back, no doubt about it. But, if I were Spike, I'd be wondering what Raven would do to me.


*Raven his trek down the ramp and pauses in the middle, looking side to side at the sold out crowd, who continues to cheer. Looking straight ahead, he raises the devil horns while Daffney slams her fist into her hand as a barrage of pyro and fireworks go off behind them. Raven rushes into the ring as Daffney runs and knocks Lacey off the apron*



Tazz: Daffney is not wasting any time.


*Raven ducks in the corner as Spike is busy looking on at Daffney wailing away on Lacey*



JR: Spike, you might want to turn around.



*Spike turns around to see Raven charging at him and downing him with a high impact Dark Assassin*



Tazz: Goodnight Spike, thanks for coming.



*Raven makes the pin and gets the three count*


Lilian: Here are you winners, Raven and Daffney!!!!


*Raven's music hits as Daffney rolls Lacey into the ring as Raven rolls out ringside and picks up a chair from the time keeper's area*


JR: Hold on a minute, what is going on here?



*Raven slides into the ring and hands the chair to Daffney*


Tazz: I think that Spike and Lacey are going to be slaughtered.



*Lacey begins to stir as she turns around, and is met by a stiff shot to the head by Daffney's chairshot*



JR: Good lord, what a shot.



*Lacey collapses in a heap, as Daffney loudly screams in her trademark shriek and continues to wail the chair across the back of Lacey*



Tazz: Lacey is getting beaten into oblivion, I love it.



*Spike begins to get up as Raven clubs him over the back and knocks him back down*



Tazz: Just stay down Spike.



*Raven motions to Daffney to get Spike up as Raven grabs the chair. Daffney gets spike to a standing position and pushes him forward as Raven drills Spike over the head with the chair*



JR: Another wicked shot, remind me to never make them angry.



*The camera zooms in as we see Spike has been busted open, and the blood begins to pool on the mat. Raven continues to hit Spike all across the body with chair shots, as each shot echos throughout the arena*



Tazz: I guess RVD did anger Raven. I bet Raven is thinking he is doing this to RVD.



*Raven looks out into the crowd as they cheer loudly, he drops the chair onto the mat, lifts Spike's lifeless body up, and delivers a Chaos Theory, drilling Spike's face into the cold chair*



JR: He killed him! Raven has killed him!


*Raven stands over the lifeless body of Spike and raises the Devil Horns as Daffney screams much to the crowd's delight, as he music plays and we are taken to break*



~Commercials~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*GM Iser went to cut his usual promo, but the returning Shelton Benjamin ran in and brutally attacked Iser, ending the assault with a T-Bone Suplex from the top rope through the annouce table and the fans go absolutely insane.*