Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Mickie James's music hits and she comes out on stage.

Tazz: I'm always happy to see her!

'King of Kings' starts playing and the GM comes out.

Joey: It's the boss!

Tazz: The Greensburo South Carolinians are giving him a great ovation.

The power couple high fives a few fans and they enter the ring.

Joey: I wonder what he has to say.

Mickie gets a mic and hands it to the GM.

Iser: We're just coming off a PPV where we completely kicked WWE's ass, and you guys helped because you totally owned those idiot sheep you crazy bastards!

The XWA fans do a major 'XWA' chant.

Iser: Plus RVD shocked the world by telling Vince to basicly go fuck himself...

XWA fans begin a 'Whole fucking show' chant.

Tazz: I don't know about that one...I'd say that chant belongs to Raven...

Joey: But RVD did put on a show at the PPV...but he was screwed out of the belt by Riot.

Kane's pyro goes off and Kane comes out.

Joey: Oh man...

Tazz: This can't be pretty.

Kane snatches a mic.

Kane: You know...why haven't you given me any credit at all... I am undefeated... I deserve big matches!

Iser: Quit compla--

Kane uppercuts Iser before he can even finish his sentence to send him flying.

Joey: Oh man...

Kane then looks like at Mickie and threatens to chokeslam her.

Tazz: Oh no Kane don't...

Iser low-blows Kane and heads out of the ring and grabs a chair. Mickie gets out of the way. Kane sits up and Iser cracks him over the head with the chair.

Joey: Holy crap!

Kane grabs Iser by the throat and sits up.

Tazz: He's a monster!

Joey: He can't be a human being.

Kane chokeslams Iser straight to hell.

Joey: What a message by---

Kane grabs the chair and picks Iser up(who's staggering)

Joey: Oh man.

Kane smashes the chair over Iser's already bandaged head and he immeditely starts bleeding, and Kane starts laughing like he's completely enjoying himself.

Tazz: Even though he is a sick bastard, I love watching Kane go to work.

Joey: Work!? He's trying to kill our general manager!

Kane then grabs a downed Iser by the throat and chokeslams him on the chair.

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Tazz: Brutal!

Kane sets off his pyro and leaves while EMTs check on Iser, and he refuses medical attention and practically crawls up the ramp.

Joey: What a way to start the show...not a good way either.

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'Fury of the storm' hits and RVD gets a huge pop from the XWA audience.

Joey: They already love Rob Van Dam.

Lillian: From Battle Creek Michigan... weighing in at 235 pounds... (Fans say it with him as RVD does his thumb pointing gimmick) Rob....Van...Dam!

Matt Striker comes out with a mic.

Striker: I am Matt Striker...your teacher.

The fans begin a 'Shut the fuck up' chant at Striker.

RVD looks at him like he's a complete dumbass.

Tazz: For once... I'm in agreement with Van Dam.

Striker: Now...I know you just lost RVD...but...

RVD snatches the mic.

RVD: Dude...just for speaking on the mic, showing you are full of crap, I'll kick your head off.

RVD superkicks Striker and the match begins.

Joey: Thank you RVD.

RVD then hits more of his kicks to Striker's head. RVD then hits a stiff kick to the face of Striker and breaks his nose.

Tazz: Blood in the water!

RVD then quickly climbs the top-rope and hits a split-legged moonsault for the pin. 1..............2...........3

Winner in about 1:05~Including the promo time~... Rob Van Dam.

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RVD grabs the mic again.

Joey: I'm happy that RVD can finally speak his mind.

Tazz: I don't know what that means when it comes for XWA.

RVD: Replay the footage in that TLC match.

~They replay Riot pushing RVD off the ladder to the outside in a sick looking bump~

RVD: I personally think that's a bunch of crap, but you want to play like that Raven... fine whatever... I want your ass back in this ring...and I'll do anything to have that happen, because once we have one more title match, I will kick your fucking ass and become the XWA champion of the world.

The fans chant 'RVD' repeatedly.

Joey: Powerful words from Van-Dam yet again.

Tazz: RVD already had his shot...he blew it up in smoke...like he always does.

Kane's pyro goes off again.

Joey: Here's the most unstable man in XWA...the Monster known as Kane.

Kane: You want a title shot? Get in the back of the line because unlike you... I am undefeated... unstopable...and I am a monster!

Joey: I think we'll agree with the first and third ones...

'Scream' starts playing before Kane can speak again.

Joey: He's crazy... how is he even able to walk.

Tazz: The spotlights are gonna run out...where is he?

The lights turn on and Iser hits Kane from behind with a trash can.

Joey: Look at that tight bandage on his head and his lower back...he's hurt.

Tazz: He's hellbent on revenge already Joey.

Iser then puts the trashcan on Kane's head(he's finally down for now) and he hits the B.M.E. on the trash can to try to smash his face in!

Joey: Oh my God!

Tazz: Kane must have a broken nose.

Kane sits up and throws the trash can off.

Joey: This guy can't be human.

RVD just lets the two go at it and Raven sneaks in and gives him the Chaos Theory!

Tazz: RVD shouldn't have ran his mouth.

Joey: May-be Raven can help his long-time friend with dealing with this Kane issue.

Raven gloats at the fallen RVD instead, and Kane closelines Iser out of the ring.

Joey: Damn it Raven! One of your true friends who has saved your ass more times than I can count is getting mauled by Kane.

Tazz: But Joey...who DOES want to mess with Kane?

Raven puts RVD in the Anarchy Lock to try to break his ankle...meanwhile Kane uppercuts Iser up the stage...

Joey: Oh man...

Kane grabs Iser by the throat and chokeslams him off the stage!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Raven leaves through the crowd happy with his handywork that he did to RVD... and Kane sets off more pyro as he leaves.

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We see a santa handing out gifts to the crowd...then Justin Credible comes out.

Credible: How come I never got nothing for Christmas? Huh? Answer me!~He shoves Santa weakly~

Tazz: What a pussy.

Santa: Because your an assclown!

Joey: That voice sounded familar

Santa hits an enigari on Credible and unmasks(sort-a) himself to be Chris Jericho!

Joey: OH MY GOD! IT'S LIONHEART CHRIS JERICHO! Y2J IS HERE!

Jericho applys the walls to Credible for about a minute then leaves to his music as the entire crowd chants 'Y2J' really loudly.

Joey: We have Coach ready to interview the XWA champion, Raven.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Coach: Thank you Joey, I am standing outside XWA Champion Raven's lockerroom, hoping to get a word with him.



*Raven is shown exiting the room alongside Riot*




Coach: Raven, I was wondering if I could get a word with you?



Raven: Sure you can Coach, ask away.




Coach: First of all, what are your thoughts on the whole RVD re-match?



Raven: If you ask me it's bullshit. I clearly beat RVD in the TLC match, so RVD is going to go cry his eyes out about being screwed out of the match, please. If you want a re-match for my title, get in line, you are not the only one who wants a shot at the Virus of Life.




Coach: Which brings up, why did you attack RVD in the confrontation?



Raven: Why wouldn't I? He accused me of cheating, if someone accused you of cheating, wouldn't you want to kick their ass? Plus, if RVD does get his re-match I figured I could soften him up a bit.



Coach: Alright, the big question on everyone's mind is, why didn't you help The GM when Kane was assuatling him?



Raven: Why should I have to play savior to anyone? Sure, the GM had my back in the past and I appreciate it, but why the hell should I have to come out and possibly get an ass kicking from Kane just to save him? Does that sound like a fair trade? Save the GM and get your ass kicked.... I don't think so. I fight my own battles, maybe the GM should start doing so as well.




Coach: Finally, any thoughts on facing the hometown hero Ric Flair.



Raven: How many times have I beaten Ric Flair in this fed, about 4 times now? I mean the only bonus to beating him again is I get to upset all these backwoods ingrates by crippling their hometown hero right in the middle of this cess pool. These people are such maggots, they would sit around all day, wandering about their mall, watching thris Nascar and marvel in the art of making left turns, asd opposed to watching a masterpiece on tv, such as Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle, no they would much rather watch pig calling or whatever bullshit these pathetic people watch. This is what I have to say, after I finish crippling your hero, I am hellbent on crippling this whole god forsakon state, it's people like you that make me regret ever coming to America. You people show me no respect, the best wrestlers come from Canada, and unlike you, the Canadian fans show appreciation for what me do, on the other hand you boo all the people who have talent and cheer for the has-beens, and for that I truly dispise you all. This interview is done.





Coach: Strong words from the champ.




~Commercials~

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Joey: We have yet another interview...this time with the wounded GM Iser...(Joey then mutters something about how Raven is a bastard)

The camera goes to a pirch where GM Iser(heavily bandaged) and Mickie James are...and Maria is ready to interview them.

Maria: Can I ask you a question...Mr Iser?(she is intimidated by Mickie)

Iser:~In an angry tone~ Whatever...

Maria: What are your thoughts on what has transpired...

Iser: You might want to shoo away...(He gently takes the mic and she gets out of dodge) Kane...you better listen up...and listen good...you aren't messing with jobbers now. You are messing with the one guy who could flush your career down the toilet faster than Darko's basketball career. You need to get it through that hidious mask that I am probably the last guy you would ever want to mess with because I hold the key to your future...and the key to your soul. I know you want a title shot at Raven...so your gonna keep attacking me till I give in. That's what you want...more gold...but you are going about it the wrong way. You haven't really beaten anyone worth-while yet to deserve a chance...I know you are the TV champ and undefeated but you've beaten nobodys...and I've beaten Chris Beniot and injured Sting's leg.

The XWA fans start a 'Sting is gay' chant.

Iser: Kane...you have unlocked yourself your very own personal hell! I'm willing to go through the fires of hell just to kick your ass. As long as I got one second of oxygen, I will be kicking your burnt ass till your head spins into a never-ending abyss.

Iser pauses for a minute as the crowd starts chanting his name very loudly, then continues.

Iser: As for you Raven... I get the feeling that you might be a little worried that if I go after the title...you might not retain...that's why you had Kane continue to hammer me. You want to eliminate all the continders you can...I know that's smart but... if you really want to do that...I'll give you your chance. You will team with Kane to face myself and RVD next week...but before hand... Kane, Myself, and Van-Dam will all have number one continder matches against various wrestlers...if we win...we get a shot at you at the next PPV...which is titled...No Mercy...yes WWE... I stole your name... sue me you stupid cunts.

The fans chant a 'FUCK YOU VINCE' chant...Iser then gets totally fired up and rips the bandage off his head and he starts bleeding heavily and continually wipes the blood out of his eyes.

Iser: I just have one more thing to say....KANE! God won't have any mercy on your soul, but now that you've pissed me off... WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GM Iser crosses his arms above his head and gets an intence look as the camera goes back to the commintators.

Joey: Wow... powerful stuff.

~Commershalls~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: We are back folks and what a match we have in store.


Joey: Yes, Vampiro X takes on the returning Vito. As you all know the last time we saw Vito, that bastard Raven went on a rampage and nearly killed him.



*Footage airs of Raven destroying Vito*





*Vito's music hits and he gets a good pop*




Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Little Italy, weighing in at 245 pounds Vito!!



*Vito walks down to the ring, full of energy upon his lenghty hiatus*




Tazz: You have to think Vito is ready for some action after being away for a while.



Joey: Might be looking for revenge too, what a better way to get some then taking down Raven's best ally, Vampiro X.



*Vito gets in the ring as his music fades*



*The lights turn red as "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play*



Lillian Garcia: Introducing the challenger, from London, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X!!!!



*Vampiro X comes out of the hazes and spits out some mist as the crowd boos loudly*




Joey: You know, it's hard to picture anyone as evil as Vampiro X, but then I remember our champion Raven, it hits me that no one is more evil than that jackass.



Tazz: Ease up, like Raven said, was it worth it to save the GM if Kane were going to kick his ass, I don't think so, I agree with Raven, let the GM fight his own battles.




*Vampiro X slides into the ring and does an Triple H pose on the turnbuckles as his music fades out*




Tazz: There is the bell, the match is underway.



Vampiro X charges at Vito and pounds away with stiff right hands.




Tazz: Joey, why aren't you paying attention?



Joey: I am too angry to call this match, how could the bastard turn his back on the GM, the GM is the man responsible for Raven being champion, and Raven thanks him by watching him get destroyed.... it makes me sick to be in the same promotion with that piece of garbage.



Tazz: Joey, Joey,Joey, what am I going to do with you? Raven is champion because of his god-given talent. The GM always says how sick and twisted he is, he should take care of himself and not have to depend on Raven to save the day, if anyone should be thankful it should be the GM, he should be thankful that we have a wrestler like Raven in this fed, otherwise he might be out of a job.



Back in the ring Vampiro X is stomping away at the prone body of Vito and Locks in the State of Confusion forcing Vito to tap.




Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Vampiro X!!!



Vampiro X chokes Vito out till he turns purple, then heads to the back as his music hits and the crowd boos loudly.



Winner via Submission: Vampiro X (0:59)




Joey: I am sorry folks, I was too call that match, you deserve better and I shall make up for it.



Tazz: See, you let your anger for Raven get in the way of doing your job, you should be fired for this, or I should tell Raven what you said so he can kick your ass.




~Commercials~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Eugene is in the ring.

Joey: First I have to deal with Raven...now this!

Eugene: I'M SPECIAL DAMN IT! I AM SPECIAL!!!!

Tazz: For once I agree with you...someone shut him up.

'Scream' starts playing.

Joey: Even though he's wounded... I wouldn't want to be Eugene.

GM Iser(face red from blood) comes through the crowd and hits Eugene with a trash can.

Joey: Thank you...

Iser then grabs a table wraped in barbed wire and sets it up.

Joey: This can't be good for Eugene.

Iser then tigerbombs Eugene through the table and he's on the barbed wire.

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Tazz: Our GM has snapped...

Iser then pulls Eugene right out of the barbed wire(his back is all cut up) and Mickie James hits her tornado DDT on the trashcan and Eugene is out cold.

Joey: Eugene is dead...much the same I wish for Raven right now...

Mickie and Iser leave and Iser is STILL pissed off.

~Commershalls~

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'This fire burns' and CM Punk gets his normal heel reaction.

Joey: Here comes CM Punk, and Tazz...he's in for a test in a half.

Chris Beniot is already in the ring and he looks intence.

Tazz: I'm not liking Punk's chances right now.

Joey: May-be Beniot can take the belt away from Raven then if that's what your saying.

Tazz: In your dreams....

Very Canadian music(Re-mix of Canadian national anthem) plays and Lance Storm comes out.

Storm: This is a bunch of crap.(He enters the ring) I should be wrestling in this spot, but this entire country is biased against Canadians.(fans boo) You people shut the hell up, I have something very important to say.(Beniot german suplexes him)

Joey: Thank God...

Christian Cage runs down and ambushes Beniot with a chair.

Tazz: That was smart.

CM Punk then gets in Cage's face.

Joey: A change of heart? This is something I didn't expect Punk to do.

Christian swings for Punk's head, Punk ducks and hits a double-arm backbreaker on Christian to thunderous cheers!

Tazz: Well that might be a broke---

Edge comes through the crowd and then spears Punk!

Joey: That wasn't very neighborly...

Edge then grabs the ECW title.

Joey: That isn't yours!

Edge spits on it.

Tazz: HAH! The disrespect I love it!

Joey: Disrespectful is right....this is bullcrap...first I have to deal with Raven and his lack of respect for anything, second I have to listen to a mentally retarded douche talk on the mic, now I have to deal with Edge spitting on the ECW title!

Tazz: Ease up Joey... you look like your gonna bust a blood vessil or something.

Edge leaves to huge heel heat from the crowd(after throwing the ECW belt down on Punk) Christian and Storm follow suit and Cage flips the entire crowd off on the way to the back.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Quick Result: XWA World Champion Raven beat Ric Flair in 25 minutes and left him a bloody mess at the expense of the South Carolina fans. Raven then proceded to taunt the fans by saying how he only faced Flair in his hometown to make the fans miserable and he figured that destroying the Nature Boy in his home town was an added bonus. He then calls Joey Styles into the ring and accuses him of always bad mouthing Raven in his commentary so he gives Joey The Chaos Theory and locks him in the Anarchy Lock as Tazz mentions that he shouldn't have ran his mouth.

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Surprise: Vamprio-X and Kurt Angle have an altercation backstage and submission holds were tradeded till security broke them up(before the main event match)