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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 12, 2006 16:43:21 GMT -5
A new entrance package for Revolution including highlights like Raven winning the XWA title, parts of the Beniot-Iser fued, Sting tapping out, and getting torched and more as Revolution opens off!
Joey: HELLO ladies and gentlemen and WELCOME to Revolution live from Marry ol England in London! I'm Joey Styles along side the human suplex machine, Tazz!
Tazz: You got it Joey, but I'm wondering WHY WWE has a bone to pick with XWA... I gue--
'Fury of the Storm' hits and RVD/HBK come out to jeers...
Joey: Here we go again...
Shark Boy's music hits and he comes out with Aladin... minor cheers.
HBK superkicks Aladin(while Sharkboy is high fiving fans) and Van Dam frogsplashes him for the win.
Winners: HBK/RVD
HBK: Is this all XWA has to offer?
RVD: Dude... this is garbage from what I've seen so far...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ric Flair runs down with a pipe and trys to attack RVD/HBK but the numbers game gets to him. Iser and Beniot run down with chairs to make the save as RVD/HBK retreat with grins on their faces.
Tazz: God damn it! FUCK! I hate those bastards!
Joey: WWE sucks dick...
~Commershalls~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 12, 2006 17:01:28 GMT -5
Tazz: We are back live and Batista is already in the ring awaiting his opponent Vampiro X.
Joey Styles: I wonder what these WWE guys are after XWA, must be our roster.
*The arena goes red and "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin plays"
Tazz: Where is he?
Joey Styles: I have no idea.
*So Cold continues to play as Batista is wondering where Vampiro X is*
Tazz: Look, over there.
Vampiro X slides into the ring and sneaks up behind Batista and locks in the State Of Confusion.
Tazz: What a brilliant set up.
Joey Styles: WWE can't think like XWA wrestlers do.
Vampiro X sinches on the submission as Batista is forced to do a suprise Tap out.
Tazz: Batista tapped out!!!!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by submission: Vampiro X!!!!!!
Winner via Submission: Vampiro X (1:25)
*Vampiro X is in the ring celebrating his win as the lights go out*
Tazz: Now what is going on?
* "Play With Me" hits the P.A. and out comes XWA World Champion Raven to a chorus of cheers. He strikes the Crucifix pose as golden pyro falls behind him and makes his way to the ring*
Joey Styles: The one man who plays a vital role in this, the XWA World Champion Raven, you don't think he could betray us do you?
Tazz: Raven, not at all, some might think he is a jerk, but he's not a traitor.
*Raven slides into the ring and kicks Batista out of the ring and asks for a mic*
Raven: Now that is how you cut down a giant. You see that folks, Vampiro X just showed you that it doesn't matter how tall or big the opponent, if you are smart you can make them all bow down in the end.
*Crowd cheers*
Tazz: Ain't that the truth.
Raven: I don't know what WWE's agenda in XWA is, but no matter what it is, XWA will show you who the dominate fed is, and just like Batista did, WWE will be beaten into submission.
*Crowd cheers loudly*
Raven: I do have a bone to pick with a certain person named RVD.
*Crowd boos*
Raven: If I heard you correctly you said this fed is crap, well seeing how you work for Vince Mcmahon, I assum you have a lot of experience in dealing with crap.
Tazz: Raven is sure letting WWE have it.
Raven: Now don't get me wrong, RVD is very talented, but talent doesn't get you very far in WWE, it all depends on how well you can kiss Vince's ass. Here in XWA, I run the show, and RVD if you think you can hang with me in a match, you must be higher than a kite.
Tazz: RVD got burned, I crack myself up.
Raven:So RVD, if you are listening I bid you welcome into my federation, but in this fed you won't be Mr. PPV, you will be my Bitch!!!!!
*Crowd roars with approval*
Raven: Cause dude, you're about to get you ass smoked by Mr. Virus of Life.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose as his music plays as he and Vampiro X make their way to the back to loud cheers*
Joey Styles: It seems that Raven is XWA through and through, he sure did have quite a lot to say about WWE and RVD, this fued is far from over.
Tazz: After that RVD must feel stupid, Raven put him in his place.
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 21, 2006 14:56:57 GMT -5
HEY!
Joey: We got a great match coming up... a TV title match between Randy Orton, and Kane!
Tazz: This will be a rocket buster for sure.
Orton comes out with his trademark pyro...
You don't know me...
Joey: What the?
Edge and Christian come down to ring-side as well along-side Orton. No Lance Storm though.
Kane's pyro goes off and Kane walks down to the ring and gets ambushed by all the WWE jobbers. Kane fights back but too many jobbers... Orton trys to help, but Sabu hits Orton with a chair! Edge and Christian also run down to help, but Kendrick/London attack them. Then the familar Olympic music hits...
Joey: No way!
Tazz: It's...
Kurt Angle runs down the ramp and Angle slams Little Guido, then Sabu! Then the jobbers flee... and Angle, Kane, Orton, Edge, and Christian all stay in the ring as the fans start an 'XWA' chant. Angle yells 'FUCK YOU VINCE' and the fans chant that now.
Tazz/Joey: FUCK YOU VINCE!
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 21, 2006 15:12:29 GMT -5
Backstage we see Coach getting ready to interview GM Iser.
Coach: Ladies and gentlemen... our general manager.
Iser comes in wearing new black sunglasses, a 'nice' black shirt and some black pants.
Tazz: Different attire... he makes it work.
Coach: So...
Iser snags the mic and kicks Coach out of the area.
Iser: Let me tell you guys something.... especally you Vince. I'm sick and tired of your fat steriod taking ass sending your wrestler down here and RUINING A XWA TITLE MATCH! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT XWA! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ALL OUR CHAMPIONS AND ALL THAT WE HAVE WORKED FOR! SO I TELL YOU WHAT YOU WASHED UP PIECE OF CRAP...I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOUR WWE HAS-BEENS TO A MATCH...NOT JUST ANY MATCH... A HARDCORE MATCH.... AND IF I WIN... Vince...you must pay the conciquences cause I'm gonna get one of my buds... and you'll have to be in a handicap hangman's horror match in the main event... getting your ass hung by not only your's truely... but the XWA champion himself...Raven!
Joey: Oh my god!
Iser: ...and that's not all. I actually feel bad for the wrestlers who ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT in the WWE... having to job to this piece of crap... look what we did to him.
Iser replays the footage of him and Raven going to McDonalds and kicking Cena's ass.
Iser: I heard they want Vince and Sting as managers...but anyway...
HBK suddenly superkicks Iser!
HBK: Consider your challenge accepted cause now your gonna face...The show-stoppa.......the headliner....the MAIN EVENT....THE ICON!...me... HBK. Shawn Michaels!
~Commmershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 21, 2006 15:22:25 GMT -5
Backstage... we hear commostion and someone yelling in pain.... and it's Danny Doring.
Joey: Why the hell is he here...
Tazz: A job guy in ECW, and in WWE's verison of ECW is getting the crapped kick out of him.
Kane then shows up...
Tazz: Oh man... run Danny run!
Kane gives Doring a backbreaker, then a chokebomb on the concrete!
Tazz: He's dead.
Kane grabs Doring by the throat and then chokeslams him off the top floor through a car window!
Joey: OH MY GOD!
Doring is then taken to the hospital via way of an ambulance as Kane laughs.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 21, 2006 16:26:28 GMT -5
Joey Styles: We are back, and what a main event we have for you this week.
Tazz: You're not kidding, Ric Flair will take on XWA Champion Raven, this match was ordered by GM Iser for them to work out their differences.
Joey Styles: With WWE waring with XWA, I think we all need to stay on the same page in order for XWA to win this battle.
*Flairs music hits and out walks to Nature Boy*
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 240 pounds, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!!!!!
*Flair walks down the ramp styling and profiling and let's out a few WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's for the crowd, as he makes the ref hold the ropes open as he enters the ring*
Tazz: Flair looks to be in tremendous shape.
Joey Styles: Yes, the XWA roster is very impressive.
*Flair struts around in the ring as his music fades out*
Tazz: This match will be off the charts.
*The arena gets dark as the crowd begins to cheer*
Joey Styles: The crowd knows what's coming next.
*Tazz is seen wearing a newly made Raven shirt, it's a black with a Raven picture in the middle*
Tazz: How do you like my shirt? There is only one made in the world, and it's mine.
Joey Styles: It's nice.
*"Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play as smoke begins to pour out of the entrance way*
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven!
*Raven emerges through the smoke along with the XWA Women's Champion, Riot. He strikes the Crucifix pose as golden pyro falls behind them as the crowd cheers loudly, then make their way to the ring*
Tazz: We heard earlier in the show Raven's comments on WWE and more importantly RVD, I wonder if Raven regrets saying that.
Joey Styles: Since Raven is so outspoken, I don't think he cares.
*Raven slides in the ring and strikes the Crucifix as the crowd continues to cheer, then hands the ref his belt*
Tazz: Just a quick reminder folks, this match is non-title.
The bell sounds and the match is underway. Raven and Flair lock and they shift to the corner where the ref asks for a clean break and gets it. Raven and Flair attempt a second lock-up and Raven manages to get the upperhand and gets Flair in a headlock.
Joey Styles: Seems to be a scientific match so far.
Tazz: Yeah, WWE knows nothing about scientific.
Raven wrenches on the headlock, then flips Flair over with a headlock takeover and keeps the headlock locked in as Flair hits the mat.
Joey Styles: Seems this match has taken a turn for the mat based game.
Flair manages to get himself into an upright position and gets out of the headlock and gives Raven a hiptoss.
Tazz: This match has a very old-school feel to it.
With Raven down Flair locks Raven in a shoulderlock as the mat based tactics continue. Flair picks Raven up and hits him with a stiff Knife-edge chop as the crowd woooooos.
Tazz: Those chops don't feel goo, believe me.
Flair continues to chop Raven, until Raven blocks a chop and counters with a clothesline to knock Flair to the mat.
Joey Styles: Raven saw an opening and took advantage.
With Flair down he hits Flair with a knee drop, then picks Flair up and hits a delayed Vertical suplex and goes for the pin.
One
Two
Tazz: Flair kicks out at two, this is some match.
Raven goes back to the mat based attack and slaps on a rear chinlock as Flair screams out in pain.
Joey Styles: This match is pure wrestling at it's best, WWE can't compete with this.
Tazz: That's for sure.
As Raven wrenches on Flair's neck, the crowd begins to cheer Flair on as he begins to escape from the hold. Flair manages to hit a desperation jawbreaker as both men fall to the mat.
Joey Styles: Flair has been worn down this entire match, that had to be an act of desperation.
Tazz: It was and it paid off big time.
Flair manages to make it to his feet and grabs the legs of Raven.
Joey Styles: Could this be the figure four?
Tazz: If it is Raven has no where to go, they are in the center of the ring.
Flair lets out another Wooooooo and goes to lock in the figure-four, but Raven manages to kick Flair in the face and counter out of the hold.
Tazz: Always thinking our champion.
As Flair reels from the kick to the face, Raven drops Flair with a Chaos Theory and pins him in the middle of the ring.
One
Two
Three!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!!
Raven gets up and is handed his belt, Strikes The Crucifix pose as his music hits the P.A. and the crowd cheers loudly.
Tazz: That was a great match, pure wrestling at it's finest.
Joey Styles: You said it Tazz, we don't get to see pure wrestling much these days, nice to see.
Winner: Raven via Pinfall (10:00)
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