Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Bad to the bone hits and Cliff(just Cliff now) hits the ring and Matt Striker is already in the ring.

Before the match begins the GM comes out.

Iser: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOORING BOOOOOOOOOORING

Tazz: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

They tie up and Striker armdrags Cliff down.

Iser: Cliff, your the most boring son of a bitch in the world... go crawl back to your little gay-ass bike shop home in Oklahoma.

Joey: Oh my god! Cliff just got dissed.

Tazz: Don't let Striker go off unscaved.

Iser: And you... Striker... ya teacher fucking yellow-belly bastard, go back to new-york and teach kindergardners after you pass a 'sharing' class in kindergarden for what you did with the male kindergardner teacher if you know what I mean.

Fans pop for that insult.

Iser: Striker, get your ass out of that ring in 5 seconds, oh and Cliff... YOUR FIRED!

Fans chant 'Nananana nananana hey hey hey goodbye' at Cliff...

~Commershalls~

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Spawn's already in the ring waiting for Vampiro X

'So Cold' by Breaking Benjamin hits and Vampiro X ambushes Spawn from behind with the State of Confusion and Spawn immediatly taps out.

Winner in a one move submission: Vampiro X.

Zane runs down and Vampiro X and Zane trade punches, then Orton runs down and stomps the crap out of Zane... then Flair runs down and hits EVERYBODY with a chair... then Vampiro X gets up and spears Flair down...

GM Iser makes his second appearance of the night already.

Iser: Woah woah woah... hold up guys... Orton you have a legend vs legend killer match tonight so your dismissed... Zane... your a pussy(Fans give mixed reaction)

Zane: Shut the fuck up!

Iser: I'd watch out behind you.

Vampiro X puts on the state of confusion from behind and that gets a mixed reaction.

Joey: Rather cowardly by GM Iser, but the move worked to perfection.

Iser: and Flair... you have a big match tonight... your facing South Carolina's own Shelton Benjamin later tonight!

Fans cheer madly.

Iser: You know what they say... after you think you've seen it all......you ain't seen noth'n yet.

Iser leaves while Vampiro X finally lets go of Zane.

~Commershalls hyping up Raven vs Rhino~

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Orton's in the ring waiting for his 'legend'

Road Warrior Animal comes out and hits a closeline, then trys another one and gets a back-breaker... then Orton applys his chin-lock... when Animal trys to counter it... Orton RKOs him for the easy win.

Winner: Randy Orton.

Orton poses then Flair comes out and hits Orton with a chair... and then when Animal pulls himself up Flair chop blocks him and puts the figure four on him.

Tazz: Flair's gone insane!

Joey: Flair IS insane! Holy crap!

It takes 10 refs to pull Flair off of Animal, and Flair has seemingly snapped.

Flair grabs a mic.

Flair: Hey GM! I know you don't like me and I don't like you but listen up. PUT ME IN A CAGE WITH THAT OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE! A CAGE!

Flair throws his shoes into the crowd.

Tazz: I'm selling those bastards on e-bay!

Joey: Snub-nub...

Iser appears.

Iser: You and I finally agree for a change... this match needs to be and WILL be a cage match.... the re-match from Taboo tusday... also the same match type a CAGE MATCH

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

~Commershalls~

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Shelton Benjamin comes out to cheers from the crowd and the match begins.

Benjamn hits a closeline... and a springboard closeline.... Benjamin hits a back suplex to get a 2 count.

Joey: What a show... what suplex by Benjamin

Tazz is seen selling the shoes for 100,000 dollers on e-bay.

Joey: ...

Tazz: HAHA!

Shelton Benjamin then out wrestles Flair with amature take downs(like the firemans carry) for the next 2 minutes... then Flair chops Benjamin down. Flair then back body drops Benjamin... then chops him down again... then a chop block. Benjamin blocks the figure four with a roll up, and grabs the ropes... 1..........2.......Flair counters into a roll up of his own and pulls the tights and grabs the ropes 1...............2............3

Winner: Ric Flair

Flair celebrates on the ramp, but gets RKOed by Randy Orton! Orton gets the biggest heel reaction of the night so far.

Orton: Ric, make no mistake...you are my bitch!

Fans jeer that comment.

Joey: That no good bastard will get his ass kicked in the cage at Wrestlemania!

Tazz: I just got it all on camera and I'll sell this on e-bay.

Joey: ...

~Commershalls~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Back from commercials Rhino's music hits the arena and the crowd pops huge when he comes out and charges to the ring. Rhino asks for a mic and begins to address the crowd.



Rhino: Can you guys feel it? WrestleMania will be here next week.



*Crowd pops Huge*


Rhnio: This will be an event for the ages, it's a bit personal for me so I have my own reasons. You see one of my closest friends in this promotion Rey Mysterio.


*Crowd cheers upon his name being spoken*


Rhino: Means a lot to me that you people care so much about him. My good buddy was taken out at Badd Blood by my opponent, Raven.


*Crowd jeers loudly*


Rhino: He took my only friend and destroyed him in front of his own family.


*Clips are shown of Raven brutalizing Mysterio ending with him being flipped off the stage and through tables*



Rhino: Everytime I see that it pisses me the hell off. Everytime I have to see that smug son of a bitches face it makes me want to unleash hell upon someone. You see Raven, you talk about how you like to inflict pain on others, but I would bet that it scares you to death knowing that others can inflict the same pain upon you. I am hell bent on taking the title off of you and making your life a living hell and getting revenge for my good friend Rey Mysterio.


*Crowd cheers loudly*



Rhino: Come WM these fans, no, better yet, my family, will witness the XWA promotion take a turn for the better, they will see a true champion, a fighting champion, a champion who night in night out busts his ass in order to make sure the fans leave happy. Raven you might be the champ, hell you are the champ, but we know you don't give a damn about anyone but yourself, you don't care for this business, you don't care for these fans, I'm sure you probably don't even care for your own girlfriend, you my friend are consumed by that title and I intend on making it OUR title come WM.



*Crowd roars and chants Rhino's name*



Rhino: It sounds so good hearing you chant my name it-



*Come Out And Play by the Offspring hits the PA and out comes XWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven.*



Raven strikes the Crucifix pose and walks down to the ring as the crowd boos loudly.



Raven: You know Rhino, I was in the back listening to you ramble on and on about your little buddy Rey and bore these people to death with your speech on how you will beat me for my title. After hearing that I have to make an asumption, you quite possibly might be the dumbest person I ever met.


*Crowd boos*


Raven: I mean come on, no one gives a damn about some second rate charity case such as Mysterio, or should I say.... Crippled Charity Case. I mean I did this whole fed a favor by getting rid of that midget. All he was doing was trying to get people to symphatize with the underdog by talking about how dreams come true and all that shit.... please, people like that can't make it in this industry. You have to be willing to sacrifice everything to be the best, you have to put feelings aside and leave it all in the ring. That my friend is something Rey nor yourself have. That is why I am the XWA Heavyweight Champion.



*Raven holds the belt in Rhino's face as the crowd boos and chants for Rhino*



Raven: So, you want to talk about Wrestlemania? Let's talk about Wrestlemania, GM Iser has been so kind to allow us to each pick a match stipulation, now since it makes no difference what you pick, I shall allow you to announce your match type first, bear in mind you still will walk out of the biggest PPV Empty-handed, so what's it gonna be?



Rhino: You know Raven, I have thought about it for a while now, I tried to figure out a match that would allow me to unleash as much pain on you as humanly possible. After thinking about it good and hard I came up with it. YOU.... ME...... MONSTERS BALL!!!!!!!!!!!




*Crowd roars with their approval*


Rhino: So what do you say champ?



Raven: You had me worried after you said you actually though about it, I never knew Rhino's were such intellegent animals. Monster's Ball eh? No problem, you must forget that I am the Master of Hardcore, way more extreme than you were ever in your ECW career. I have known from the start what match I want, it's right up your alley. I pick for my match stipulation, a match I never lose, a match that I destroyed your only friend in....... you don't get it do you dumbass? I pick a Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match, I bid you welcome into a night you shall never forget, the night where you realize how truly sick and evil I can become, a match that will leave you with nightmares for the rest of your sad,pathetic life. Maybe if you are lucky, after I am done with my brutality, maybe the EMT's could take you to the same hospital so you could see that little piece of shit you call a friend in the hospital.


Rhino is seething and grabs Raven by the shirt.


Raven: Oh, what are you going to do, kill me before we have our match? Tsk...tsk...tsk if you do that you won't ever become the champion, I will take this belt with me all the way to the grave. So, if I were you, I would let me go in 2 seconds otherwise I will have to ruin all the fans classic WM match by ending your career right now.



*Crow chants GORE GORE GORE*



Rhino let's Raven go as the Crowd boos.


Rhino: You know, I could snap your neck right now, but I want the fans to have the pleasure of seeing that live at WM in our match. Then we all shall rejoice in the fact that XWA will have a new XWA Champion.


*Fans cheer*


Raven: You fans are so opinionated, don't worry I know you simple folks have no idea what that word means, so I shall try and use words you all can understand: Come WM, you idiots won't have a new champion, for I shall remain your champion. *Raven smirks*


*Crowd boos and chants You Suck*


Raven: You people in the states have no respect for the sheer brillance that I have in the ring, you don't even deserve to see me wrestle, or appear.



*Fans boo even louder*



Raven: Just cut the act, we all know you respect me, so why not just cheer for me and stop this act.


*Crowd boos louder*



Rhino: To earn the respect from these fans, you have to earn it by busting your ass, and...


Raven: Blah, blah, blah, yeah I know, you already said that pointless bullshit, I don't give a rat's ass what the fans want XWA is fairly simple, I RUN THIS FED!!!!!



*Crowd boos loudly*



Rhino: We shall see at WM who the better man is, now why don't you act like the true champion you are and shake my hand, and let's have a hell of a match for these fans.



*Fans cheer*


Raven: You expect me..... the XWA Champion to shake your hand.... you....... a bottom feeding simpleton? You are very mistaken. But I do think the fans will get a hell of a match.



*Raven extends his hand and Rhino entends his as they shake hands as the crowd cheers as the two have a staredown.


Raven: *As Rhino is about to leave* Before you go, I just want to let you know I have your cemetary plot already selected now all I need to know is what color coffin would you like to have?


Rhino charges at Raven and knocks him down to the mat as the two begin to brawl. Security rushes to the ring and ends the fight before one of them gets hurt and puts the WM Title match in jeopardy.



Raven slides out of the ring and screams.



Raven: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!



Rhino grabs the mic as security let's him go.


Rhino: Raven at WM prepare to get your ass GORED GORED GORED GORED GORED!!!!!!


*Crowd chants GORE GORE GORE along with Rhino as his music hits and Raven is taken to the back*



Rhino is left in the ring staring at Raven as he leaves.


~Commercials~

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Quick results: CM Punk, GM Iser, and Kane defeated Sandman, Chris Beniot, and Undertaker when CM Punk pinned Sandman after a Pepsi Plunge in 20 minutes thirty three seconds. Taker and Kane brawled up the stage, and Beniot and GM Iser brawled through the crowd.