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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Sept 23, 2006 12:38:37 GMT -5
The normal revolution pyro goes off and Revolution comes on the air.
Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Revolution live from San Jose California... coming off one of the sickest sights I ever saw... how Raven demolished Mysterio.
Tazz: Don't forget Sting becoming JR's next BBQ sauce...
Matt Striker's in the ring.
Striker: Good evening people.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
Joey: BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
Tazz: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
Sandman's music plays and he comes through the crowd with a quick beer and go and he canes Striker out cold in one shot! 1..............2...............3
Winner Sandman
CM Punk runs in and brawls with Sandman and CM Punk crotches Sandman with the cane... the fans chant 'Punk sucks' and he just yells 'FUCK YOU' at the crowd for heat and leaves... flipping the people off. Sandman gets up and goes right after Punk backstage.
Joey: Sandman wants Punk's ECW title!
Tazz: Sandman's a mad-man.
Vito's music hits and he comes out for his match...
~Commershall... sponcered by Raven's fan club basicly talking about the end of Sting and Mysterio~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Sept 23, 2006 13:03:42 GMT -5
Joey Styles: We are back live, Vito is still in the ring awaiting his opponent in his debut match in XWA.
Tazz: Joey, we have a guy in the ring wearing a dress, is this your secret date you have been hiding from me?
Joey Styles: Oh, you got me Tazz.
*Vito grabs a mic*
Vito: I am out here because GM Iser said I would have my debut match on Revolution, but where is my opponent?
*Crowd chants "You Love Dresses" and "We Hate Fashion" at Vito*
Vito: You all are jealous, I should give you all makeovers.
Tazz: Joey could use one.
*Just as Vito is talking the arena goes dark*
Joey Styles: Now what?
Tazz: Sad you can't write down anymore of Vito's fashion tips?
*The Offspring's "Come Out And Play" can be heard throughout the arena*
Tazz: Doesn't this song bring back memories Joey?
Joey Styles: It sure does.
*Out through the smoke comes the XWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven, along with the XWA Women's champion Talena*
Tazz: There they are Joey, the King and Queen of XWA.
Joey Styles: I never knew Raven could get any lower, he proved me wrong at Badd Blood.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose, no pyro this time and gets showered with boos and chants of "Mysterio" "Mysterio"
*Raven slides in the ring and strikes the Crucifix pose dead center in the ring, and slowly turns in a circle to bask in all his glory and boos from the crowd. He is then handed a mic.*
Raven: At Badd Blood we witnessed history, we got rid of two of the most un-talented wrestlers to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring.
*Crowd boos loudly*
Joey Styles: He sure has a lot of nerve.
Raven: At Badd Blood, Vampiro X got rid of that has-been Sting, not only got rid of him, but burnt him to a pile of ash. As for me, I got rid of the biggest charity case in the history of wrestling, Rey Mysterio.
*Crowd boos even louder and begins a "619" chant.
Raven: Go ahead chant all you want, but after the beating I gave to Mysterio, you won't be seeing him in XWA anytime soon.
Tazz: Thank goodness for that, I couldn't live with all his whining.
Raven: We also witnessed the biggest tragedy in XWA history, Rhino beat Edge to be the #1 contender for my title.
*Crowd cheers and begins a "Rhino" chant.
Raven: I figured you people would love that, you love the fact that my title is in jeopardy. But rest assured, no matter what the so-called "War Machine" can dish out, I can take it and dish it right back. I will beat Rhino if it's the last thing I do. No Man-Beast can stop my path to greatness, no man can stop my path, because you can't stop destiny. Quote The Raven, Never-
Vito: Hold on a second Raven.
Tazz: I forgot all about Vito being in the ring.
Joey Styles: So did Raven, looks like Vito is upset.
Vito: I have heard about how you are the man in XWA, I have seen all you have done and I am impressed, but you are not a real man like me, I think you're afraid of me.
*Raven has a look of annoyance on his face as he scans Vito up and down*
Raven: How do you figure you are more man than I am? If I am not mistaken you are the one wearing a dress.
*Looks at Talena*
Raven: Also, might I add, I don't see any lovely women around you either, the only beautiful female in this fed is all mine.
Tazz: He speaks the truth Joey.
Raven: So Vito, I see GM Iser pulled you in from the land of jobbers, you sure do have a set of balls to say that stuff to me. On second thought I am not sure what is under your dress, I would rather not know either.
Vito: I am a real man, a damn good man, I am man enough to come out here and wear a dress.
Raven: That has nothing to do with being a man, it has to do with your stupidity.
Tazz: Vito is pretty stupid, I thought the only guy stupid enough to wear a dress was Michael Cole.
Vito: If I am so stupid, what does this make me?
*Vito charges at Raven, but Raven ducks and drills Vito with a low blow and a Chaos Theory*
Raven: You poor mis-guided fool, no one outsmarts the XWA Champion, you just found out first hand, Quote The Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven does the Crucifix over the fallen body of Vito, his music hits and he and Talena make their way to the back*
Tazz: Vito Learned his lesson, don't mess with the champ.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Sept 23, 2006 13:12:39 GMT -5
There's a camera in GM Iser's office and it looks like he has something to say.
Iser: After what has happened in the ring I think it's only fair that we give Vito a shot at the champ... but it's a non title match cause in my mind he's still a jobber.
Joey: Big chance for Vito here.
Tazz: I think we just heard Vito's death sentance.
Iser: Further more that match will be under street fight rules... I hope you don't disapoint me Vito... but you probably will... if that match with Raven is boring, Vito your contract here will be terminated.
Joey: That's not fair...
Beniot barges in with a chair and decks Iser with a chair!
Joey: Holy crap!
Tazz: Beniot is a mad man... GET HIM OFF OUR GENERAL MANAGER!
Joey: What are you talking about? I'm enjoying this.
Beniot hits GM Iser in the arm with a chair... twice... and a third time then the crippler crossface! Security, and police carry Beniot off of GM Iser and back to his locker room while trainers look over his arm.
More commershalls.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Sept 23, 2006 13:26:17 GMT -5
A promo airs for what seems to be like a debut of someone but we can't tell who yet...
Zane Barron comes out...
Tazz: He requested a tables match against GM Iser... I doubt he'll get it after what Beniot did to him!
Vampiro X comes from under the ring and hits him in the head with a chair...
Joey: What the hell was that all about!?
Vampiro X then guilitnes(sp) him with the chair making Zane bleed from the mouth... Vampiro X then gives Zane a Punked Out through the spanish annoucetable!
Joey: Oh my god! Vampiro X has crippled Zane!
~Commershalls~
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