Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Some pyro goes off and the camera focuses on the annoucers.

Joey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this addition of Revolution, I'm Joey Styles along with my broadcast partner, Tazz.

Tazz: What a main event... it will be Raven teaming up with Vampiro X to take on 2 douche-bags... I mean David and Hacksaw.

Joey: But how we gonna open off?

Kane's pyro goes off and out comes Kane... the TV champion

Joey: OH my god! This man is a true monster!

Tazz: I hope that Raven doesn't face him

Some generic music plays and Credible comes out with a kendo stick and he hits Kane with it 3 times... and Kane doesn't even budge... Kane responds with a side slam.... then a top rope closeline.

Joey: And he's three hundred plus pounds doing that!

Kane then chokeslams him straight to hell and covers 1............2.............3 for the easy win

Winner: Kane

Aftermath... Kane tombstones Credible then beats up some refs and leaves.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: I tell you Joey, Kane is one bad monster.


Joey Styles: You said it Tazz, I also have just been informed that we have a new main event for tonight's edition of Revolution. It will be that damn GM Iser teaming with one half of the XWA tag champs Christian with Lance Storm at Ringside, taking on the team of Rhino and Sabu with Mysterio at ringside.


Tazz: What a rocketbuster, but I would like to see Raven in the main event.


Joey Styles: Oh, I'm sure we will see him at somepoint either during or after that match, call it a hunch.



*All of the sudden the arena goes black*


Tazz: Didn't I tell you Joey, you gotta make sure to pay the electric bill on time.


*We then hear the opening verse of Miseria Cantare - The Beginning begin to play*


Joey Styles: We all know that music Tazz, our favorite Champion, The Virus Of Life must have something to say.


Tazz: Finally, we get to see the king and hopefully the queen of XWA.


*After the verse plays, a new song begins to play over the P.A. "Diary Of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin can be heard.


Tazz: What the hell is going on?


Joey Styles: Beats me partner.



*The smoke begins to fill the entrance ramp, and out of the smoke emerges The XWA Champion, Raven, The XWA Women's Champion, The Queen Of Extreme, Talena, and the newest member to their "group" Vampiro X. They do a group pose to a chorous of boos and make their way to the ring.*


Tazz: They are the franchise players of XWA Joey, sort of like Royality.


Joey Styles: All 3 of them are miserable people Tazz, who cheat and do anything to get what they want.


*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose on the turnbuckles and gets more boos, as Talena snatches the mic from the announcer*



Raven: So, let me get this straight. That poor excuse for a wrestler, Dave Hammond is now in XWA?


Tazz: That is what GM Iser said.


Raven: That no talent hack must think he can come into this fed and automatically challenge the top dog of the promotion. I am sorry Dave, but you are mistaken, this isn't some podunk fed in the middle of Montana, where you have 10 guys and you go after the "champion" this is XWA, and I run this fed, I am the XWA World Heavyweight Champion.


*Raven holds up the belt and gets booed*


Tazz: That he is Joey.


Joey Styles: Yes, no denying the fact but he really is our champion.



Raven: I will face you, as a mere tune-up match for my PPV match at Badd Blood against that Charity Case Mysterio. You will be a pawn in the chess game of the ages, I will take a rags to riches case like you Dave, and make you look like a star, then again anyone who faces me looks like a star when they are in the ring with me.



Joey Styles: What an egotistical jackass.



Raven: You think you can make it in the big leagues? I will cripple you and send you packing to Montana. The time is upon us, get your ass out here now so I can give you the beating of a lifetime, Quote The Raven, Nevermore.


Tazz: I guess he is calling Dave and his partner, Hacksaw out right now.


Joey Styles: Seems so Tazz, will he accept Raven's challenge, find out after these commercial messages.


Tazz: Yeah, we gotta pay the bills people.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: We are back live, and Raven and company are still in the ring awaiting Dave and Hawksaw to make thier way to the ring.


Tazz: Maybe they both heard Raven's promo and got scared and won't come out to face him.


Joey Styles: Give me a break Tazz.


* "Lying From You" by Linkin Park begins to play and out comes Dave looking very unsure of himself*


Tazz: So, he had the nerve to show up did he?


Joey Styles: Of course he did Tazz, he knows this is a huge chance for him.


*Dave stops at ringside and awaits his partner*


*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and out comes Hacksaw Jim Duggan waving an American Flag and walks down to the ring.



Hacksaw turns to salute the crowd outside the ring and both Hacksaw and Duggan and jumped by Raven and Vampiro X.


Joey Styles: Couldn't they have atleast waited until they both got int the ring?


Raven rams Dave's head into the steel steps and Vampiro X suplexes Hacksaw onto the floor padding, which covers solid concrete.


Raven tosses Dave into the ring and nails him in the head with stiff right hands as the ref begins his 5 count, which Raven breaks on 4 and a half.


Joey Styles: This isn't a match, it's a mauling.


Tazz: It's called paying your dues Joey, Dave must take it all in order to be an XWA Superstar.


Vampiro X throws Duggan into the ring and locks in the Ground Tazzmission on Duggan and squeezes the life out of him.


Tazz: He calls that the "State Of Confusion" Joey, and right about now I think Duggan is confused, or passed out.


As the ref checks out Duggan, Talena jumps on the apron and gives Dave a low blow.


Joey Styles: For the love of god, now Talena has to interject herself in Rave's matches as well?


Tazz: Sure she does, it's called protecting her man, Raven was in danger, so she helped him.


Joey Styles: What danger Tazz, Dave is hardly able to stand!!!!



After the low blow Dave falls right into a picture perfect Chaos Theory (RKO) then he grabs the right leg of Dave and locks in the Anarcy Lock.


Tazz: Will Duggan tap? Will Dave Tap?


At the same time, Dave taps out and the ref also said that Hacksaw has passed out and is unable to compete.


Winners Via Double Submission: Raven and Vampiro X: 4:43



Tazz: Double Submission Victory, Raven and Vampiro X are one tough duo, add in Talena and no one can compete with the three of them.



Joey Styles: Nothing but a bunch of no good cheaters Tazz.


Raven, Vampiro X, and Talena do their group pose over the fallen bodies of Dave and Hacksaw as Raven's music plays and they make their way to the ring, marveling in the boos of the crowd.


Tazz: Our main event is up next: GM Iser and Christian vs Sabu and Rhino.


Joey Styles: But first, more commercials, we need more money to fund the Raven Fan Club.


Tazz: Yes, I'm the President, we have over 5 million members, and the Fan Club has only been open a week.



~Commercial Break~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Hacksaw and Dave are still in the ring and Dave is bitching to the crowd who turns on him and they boo him.

'The King of Kings' music hits and the general manager comes out.

GM Iser snatches the mic from Dave

Joey: That's awful rude.

Iser: I was expecting a good match and I got one... from Vampiro and Raven.

Tazz: Looks like he's one of our members Joey.

Joey: Give me a break...

Tazz eats a Kit-kat bar.

Joey: ...

Iser: Bad news for you 2 there was an added stipulation... if you submited during that match... your contracts here are terminated... and guess what... you both submited... and you know what that means... Duggan... David... YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

Joey: WHAT! HE CAN'T DO THAT! HE JUST FIRED 2 PEOPLE FOR THE HELL OF IT!

Iser: I feel so good I think I'll sing a song... Nananana...nananana hey hey hey goodbye!~The fans boo him~ Ah fuck you people... Where was I... oh yes... SECURITY! GET THESE LOSERS OUT OF MY RING PRONTO!

Joey: This bastard will be going straight to hell... DAMN HIM!

Tazz:(has chocolate all over his face)

Joey: ...

~another commershall~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The generic Canadian music hits and Lance and Christian come out waving the canadian flag to thunderous boos.

Tazz: Ooooooooooh Canada... and I don't know the rest of the song...

Joey: Disrespectful is what this is.

Rhino's music hits and he runs to the ring and immeditely attacks the GM... Sabu follows and Christian and Sabu start brawling... Rhino closelines Iser over the top rope and goes to his corner and Christian eye-pokes Sabu to thunderous BOOS

Joey: Where is Rey!?

Mysterio runs down and brawls with Lance Storm.

Tazz: Quick little bastard... he's just a one hit wonder though

Joey: How long have you been slurping up Raven's Kool-aid?

Christian tags in GM Iser and they do a double hip toss and Iser hits a moonsault splash! 1................2...........Rhino stomps on Iser's head to break up the count... Iser suplexs Sabu and spits at Rhino, Ref contains Rhino and Christian and Iser hit a double DDT on Sabu... Iser makes a tag sound and Christian's in and Christian hits a reverse DDT. 1....................2............ Sabu kicks out.

Joey: See what I mean? They've been drinking Raven's Kool-aid as well!

Christian puts a sleeper on Sabu, Sabu backdrops out of it and tags in Rhino who closelines Christian, then Iser, back body drop to Christian, Spinebuster to Iser... Irish whip to the corner and Rhino shoulder-blocks Cage... then gives Iser a modified powerbomb! Rhino tags in Sabu and leg drops Christian and gets a 2 count... Sabu botches going on the top rope... then Christian rolls him up while GM Iser low-blows Rhino. 1................2............3

Winner in 8 minutes flat... Christian and GM Iser

After the match Mysterio hits Storm with a chair, but Raven attacks Mysterio with a Chaos Therory!

Joey: Told ya he'd get involved Tazz.

Tazz: And I'm lov'n it.

Chris Beniot runs down and attacks GM Iser to thunderous cheers and he even puts him in the crossface! Sting also runs down and attacks Christian, but Vampiro comes in and gives Sting a vicious version of the 'State of Confusion' and chokes Sting out... while CM Punk and Homicide attack Beniot and set him on the top rope... GM Iser gets an X-Box 360 from under the ring.

Tazz: X-box sucks.

Raven and Christian give Mysterio a Con-chair-to and Storm superkicks Sabu. GM Iser superplexes Beniot through the X-Box 360.

Joey: OH MY GOD! HE MIGHT'VE BROKEN BENIOT'S BACK!

Beniot yells in major pain while GM Iser just gets a sadisticly evil look and laughs with Punk and Homicide... Vampiro then lets go of Sting finally... Raven finishes Mysterio off with the Raven Effect(Styles Clash) on a chair... and he and Christian stand over all the battered faces while the fans boo all of them to the highest degree.

Joey: This is unbelieveable... I guess this is what GM Iser ment when he said he wouldn't survive tonight... it's sickening...

Tazz: Good night Irene...

Joey: Good night everyone... Someone get some help for Beniot... and Mysterio... and Sting... they've crippled them!