Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

GM Iser comes out and he looks ready to compete... the Madison Square Garden fans boo him and GM Iser calls them 'Madison Square hasbeens' and flips them the bird to almost record heel heat in the stadium.

Joey: Here comes that damned GM.

Tazz: Ease up...

Joey: OH and hello and welcome to Revolution... I'm Joey Styles along side the real human suplex machine, Tazz.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out and he runs down starting a 'USA' chant... GM Iser pulls him down and puts him in the sharpshooter and taps.

Winner via submission in 3 seconds, GM Iser

Joey: Oh my God... He wasn't fooling ar---

Beniot runs out and gives Iser 3 german suplexs, and Iser bails up the ramp yelling vulgar insults at Beniot.

Joey: Look at him now... he's a coward!

~Part 2 shortly~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Iser flips on the mic.


GM Iser: Alright... your in a handicap match... if you win in less than a minute... I'll let you get a title shot of your choosing... but I pick the match type... your opponents...

Joey: Wow what a fair offer.(sarcasam)

Tazz: He really is a nice guy.

Joey: Ass kisser.

Sharkboy runs down first and Beniot german suplexs him to begin the match... Beniot stomps the shit out of him for a few seconds till Mikey Batts runs down and gets a snap suplex... and a diving headbutt... 1..................2.............3

Winner in 49 seconds, Chris Beniot

Iser gets livid and runs down and attacks Beniot and they brawl all over the ring and crowd... and it takes security, some random jobbers, and police officers to break it all up...

Joey: Wow... these two guys really seem to hate each-other all over Beniot saying 'No' to our hated GM.

Tazz: First the GM is loved, and second... you never say no to him.

Joey: ...

~next part coming soon~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: Well it is now time for our main event of the evening.


Joey Styles: Yes, we will see the team of Rey Mysterio and Sting take on Vampiro X and XWA Champion Raven in a Street Fight.


Tazz: It should be a rocket buster for sure, will Rey take this oppertunity to weaken Raven for their Clock Work Orange House of Fun match? Will Sting get retribution and Vampiro X for costing him his title oppertunity.


Joey Styles: We shall find out right now Tazz.


*Booyaka 619 plays throughout the arena and out comes Rey Mysterio to a bunch of cheers*


Joey Styles: He could possibly defeat Raven at Badd Blood Tazz.


Tazz: I don't think so partner, Rey is good but Raven is GREAT.


Joey Styles: Don't remind me.


*Sting's music plays and Sting comes out to a huge reaction*


Joey Styles: There is the man who should be XWA champion right now, damn that Vampiro X Damn him.


Tazz: Calm down Joey, Sting isn't the XWA Champion, he lost you must accept it.



*The arena darkens and an errie shade of red light is seen throughout the arena as "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play and out comes Vampiro X*



Joey Styles: There is the rotten bastard who screwed Sting out of the title.


Tazz: You must have missed his introduction, he is Raven's brother Joey, get it right.



*Vampiro spits out some mist and waits outside the ring*


*The arena goes dark and "Miseria Cantare - The Beginning" by AFI begins to play as the arena is full of boos, out through the smoke comes XWA women's champion, Talena and the XWA World Champion, Raven.


Tazz: There is the King and Queen of XWA Joey.


*Raven does the Crucifix pose as they make their way to the ring, Talena sits at the broadcast booth, next to Tazz and takes a seat as Raven climbs the ropes and strikes the Crucifix pose to more boos*



Tazz: Looks like we have a visitor Joey, don't scare her off this time.


*Talena just sits their and watches the ring, not paying much attention to the other two at the table*


Tazz: Don't worry Queen, we won't disturb you.


Joey Styles: Suck up.

*Talena hears that and glares at Joey causing him to flinch*


Before the bell rings Raven and Rey go brawling to the outside where Raven slams Rey head first into the steel steps and procedes to stomp away on him. Vampiro and Sting are trading right hands and Vampiro wins the battle and knocks Sting down with a clothesline.


Tazz: Those two work quite well together, don't they Talena?


*Talena smirks and nods*


Tazz: See, she agrees with me.


Raven looks under the ring and finds a chair, and hits Rey across the back with the chair.

Vampiro picks up Sting and hits him with some more right hands, but Sting manages to fight back and hits some backhands to Vampiro and drops him with an atomic drop.


Joey Styles: Sting is looking for payback.... GO STING GO!!!!!


Tazz: I feel my eyes rolling as we speak.


On the outside Rey manages to trip up Raven and jumps off the ring apron with a seated senton, he goes for the pin but barely gets two. Rey unloads punches on Raven as Vampiro slides out and breaks up what Rey is doing with a stiff kick to the back. Vampiro looks under the ring and grabs a cookie sheet and hands it to Raven who bashes it into Rey's skull as the crowd begins a "Raven sucks" chant. Back inside the ring Vampiro has Sting in a chinlock and Sting yells out in pain, but the fans begin to chant his name and he manages to rally and get himself free. Sting hit a desperation DDT but only gets a two. Sting gets to his feet and whips Vampiro into the corner, and signals for the Stinger Splash. Just as he charges Raven slides into the ring and smacks Sting in the head with the cookie sheet.


Tazz: Those aren't just for making cookies with.


Raven rolls back outside and looks for Mysterio, who is hiding on the opposite of the ring, runs around the ring and does a modified 619 using the ring post and knocks Raven down.


Joey Styles: 619 619!!!!!


Rey only gets a two count. Inside the ring Vampiro nails Sting with a neckbreaker and goes for a ground Tazzmission.


Tazz: I love that move, I made it you know.


Vampiro locks it in the middle of the ring and Sting has no where to go.


Rey runs inside the ring and hits a springboard legdrop and forces Vampiro to break the hold. Raven gets back into the ring and low blows Mysterio to regain the momentum. Vampiro picks up Sting and gives him the Punk Out in the middle of the ring and gets a near fall.


Joey Styles: He kicked out! He kicked out!


Vampiro gets frustrated and just punches Sting right in the face. Raven grabs Mysterio and puts the Cookie Sheet on the mat and gets him in Raven Effect position.


Tazz: If he hits it the match is over.


Raven lifts Mysterio up and with a sickening thud he nails Mysterio with the Raven Effect right onto the cookie sheet and gets the pinfall.


Winners: Raven and Vampiro X via Pinfall (14:57)


Post match Vampiro goes under the ring and once again grabs a gas can.


Tazz: Looks like the Human Torch Match has come early.


Joey Styles: NO!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS.


Just then Rhino comes into the ring and knocks Vampiro down with a clothesline.


Joey Styles: Thank goodness for Rhino.


Rhino spies Raven getting up and goes to the opposite side of the ring and ducks down.



Joey Styles: Could it be the GORE.


Tazz: Look out behind you champ.


Raven turns around and Rhino GORES the XWA Champion to the mat.


Joey Styles: GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE.


Rhino is looking to inflict more pain but out comes WWE Champion Edge and he Spears Rhino.


Tazz: Looks like Edge has got Raven's back, what a deadly Gore.

Edge helps Raven and Vampiro X up, Raven shakiley gets up and strikes the Crucifix pose to bring the show to a close.