XWA and WWE present Survivor Series

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Justin Credible(XWA) vs Evan Bourne(WWE)

Edge/CM Punk(XWA) vs Goldust/Matt Hardy(WWE)

Team XWA vs Team WWE

Team WWE

Co-Captians: HBK and Y2J

Rest of the team:

Cena

Rey Mysterio

Finlay

Batista

Mike Knox

Team XWA: Co Captianed by Raven and GM Iser

Rest of the team:

Chase

Lance Storm

Christian

MVP

Rhino

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

JR: Welcome to XWA and WWE's co production of Survivor Series. We have a seven vs seven survivor series style match as our main event, Tazz.

Tazz: Your damn right. We also have two matches before the seven on seven and I hope XWA kicks the hell out of WWE.

*No music plays, but Justin Credible walks to the ring with his kendo stick.*

Tazz: I can't believe he's repping XWA in this big match. The only thing he gets to play with is that stick of his.

JR: WWE is a PG show Tazz.

Tazz: and XWA is Triple X, motherfucka.

*Credible enters the ring as Bourne's music begins to play and the crowd wakes up and cheers him.*

JR: WWE's looking to take an early lead.

Tazz: They're probably going to.

*Bourne sprints to the ring and he slides under the ropes. Justin misses a kendo stick shot and Bourne just dropkicks Credible right on the nose.*

Tazz: You idiot!

*Bourne then leaps to the top rope and nails his SSP for the easy win.*

JR: WWE is up one to nothing, Tazz.

Tazz: It's not a sprint JR. Besides, you don't know anything about sprinting!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Backstage we see The Coach standing by with the XWA Champion, Raven*


Coach: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the XWA World Heavyweight Champion.


*Coach hands Raven the mic as the crowd cheers loudly seeing their champion*




Raven: Thanks Coach. That wasn't the way we wanted to start on the XWA side. But, that is what you get for having Justin Credible wrestle a match for you. Justin, a word of advice, you should have been thinking less about stroking your kendo stick, and more on actually wrestling. But hey, after that match, I am sure you won't have anymore chances. Back to Olive Garden with you.



*Raven sneers the comments as the XWA fans cheer loudly*



Raven: Speaking of wrestling. It seems that someone has confused WWE with wrestling. Correct me if I am wrong, but, when do they actually wrestle? I see them stand around, and do random segements more than anything. Plus, don't even get me started on the fans. Hey, WWE Universe, does this look familiar?



*Raven pulls a photo out of his back pocket and holds it in front of his face, zooming in, we see it's a photoshopped head shot of Jeff Hardy*


Raven: I got arresed for Cocaine!!! Praise The Lord!!! All your little kids look up to me, their great drug addict hero!!! Now, I am in jail, and made into a bitch by some guy named Hank!! My Career went up in smoke!!!



*Raven flails about in a typical Hardy manner before he tosses the photo down and grins as the XWA fans come unglued by Raven's insults towards the popular former WWE Superstar*


Tazz: Jeff got BURNED!!! But, I bet he is used to it.



Raven: Sadly for WWE, XWA should even everything out in the next match. Unless Mr. Straight Edge can't beat Goldust or Matt Hardy. Which would not surprise me. Thinking and wrestling at the same time is very hard for Mr. Punk, so, I would not be shocked if Edge has to carry the team to victory.



*Raven runs a hand through his hair as the crowd hangs on his every word*



Raven: While on the subject of victory. That is exactly what we will do in the main event. Let's face it, the WWE side has no hope. Look at who they have. Captain High Pants... I mean Shawn Michaels. I am surprised he is still allowed to wrestle at his age, I always thought Senior Citizens belonged in the old folks home. Then you have Chris Jericho. I remember he tried to save us, but, what he should do is spare us... spare us from having to see his pasty white thighs in those little speedo trunks he wears. No one in the XWA Universe wants to see your Jeri-thighs. Rey Mysterio... how many times have I destroyed him in the past? Just add one more to the list. John Cena, yes, the very fan who tripped over his own shoe-laces. I'd say he is about uncoordinated as the Notre Dame Defense. Batista, or as I like to call him Bitchtits... he has lost and tapped out so many times, that it's like a habit for him. Finlay, he may be Irish, and, he might like to fight, but, I still see him as a "bathturd" Thanks for that Bobby. Then, finally, you have old man Pat Boone to round out the team. Oh wait, that is Mike Knox..



*Raven laughs out loud after sayin his name*



Raven: Does WWE want a shot of winning? I didn't think so. By the end of the night, XWA will reign supreme, just like always.


*Raven smugly grins as we see the GM approach the champion in a slow manner*



GM Iser: We need to talk. It's important.


Raven: Iser, well, what can I do for you.


GM Iser: Look, I know we haven't exactly been on the same page, but, I need to know if I can trust you for just tonight.



*Raven eyes up the GM*


Raven: Trust me? Can you trust me? That is the million dollar question. Tonight, we fight for XWA Pride. I might not give a damn about you, you might not give a damn about me. But, we are still XWA. So, to answer your question, you can trust me for tonight. But, after this, don't even bother asking again.



*The GM nods his head and stalks off, as Raven watches him and we are taken to commercials*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Both Jericho and Michaels didn't show up because the team sucks, so Raven ended up Dark Assassining Rey for the easy win*