B.D. card, 'Don't lose' addition

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Justin Credible vs Abyss; Special ref, GM Iser; loser gets fired.

The Rock vs BMW; loser wears a chicken suit

Randy Orton vs Matt Hardy; Eric Bischoff as ref, loser gets fired.

Raven vs Shark Boy; if Shark Boy loses, he must unmask.

RVD vs Steel, Zane Barron and Rhino

CM Punk vs Edge in a non title match.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: Oh my God, XWA has gone through some very serious changes over the last couple of days. We had a draft, Tazz.

Tazz: The Canadian Revolution and The Dead Pool are both offically on different shows, Joey! Oh God...there goes some of the numbers.

*'Diary of Jane' begins to play as the Toronto crowd gives the boss of Revolution a mixed reaction.*

Joey: He was never liked in Canada.

Tazz: He isn't liked in a couple cities in America too. He isn't shy about his opinions of people.

Joey: ...and this is the third match he has been the ref in. The other two...showed he wasn't the best one in the world.

Tazz: That's when he was cool.

*Some generic jobber music hits that makes Shark Boy's look cool as Justin Credible comes out as the GM enters the ring.*

Joey: I think this is Iser's way of punishing Credible and Abyss for humiluating themselves the way they did at the last show.

Tazz: You do have to trim the dead weight in business, and Iser, smart as he is, booked this match where the loser is termenated.

*More generic jobber music hits as soon as Credible, who got no reaction, enters the ring as Abyss comes out to sperodic boos, but nothing more.*

Joey: I don't think this was the kind of match everyone wanted to see, but I think it's fair to say that the ref is the most entertaining person in this match.

Tazz: Holy smokes, Joey, we actually agree on something!

*Iser grabs a mic as the two lock up in a collar-elbow tie up.*

Abyss pushes Credible to the corner. Iser is just begging one to fire a right at the other through facials but it's a clean break as the fans boo.

Joey: Both are very tenitive in this opening part.

Tazz: This isn't ballet...come on, guys, let the fists fly.

Abyss and Credible then repeat the collar-elbow tie up as the fans begin to get impatient. Finally, the GM speaks on the mic.

Iser: BORING!

Tazz: That has to be insulting.

Iser: BORING!

Apparantly, it catches on as the fans begin to chant BORING toward Abyss and Credible as they continue the collar-elbow tie up.

Joey: I knew I should've brought my pillow.

Iser: You two make flys fucking entertaining. Jesus christ, I would think you'd at-least be more capable than THAT. Come on.

The two don't oblige and continue the collar-elbow tie up. The fans boo that.

Iser: I tell you what...since you two are pissing off the audience...pissing me off...pissing Joey and Tazz off on commentary...minus my references to how shitty you two are...

*Iser reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pink slip. He then rips it in two*

Iser: You are BOTH fired! Have a nice life wrestling for peanuts and blow jobs in the state of Ohio.

Tazz: Oh my God!

*Credible and Abyss both look angry and they both charge the GM with a double clothesline, but he ducks and the GM superkicks Credible first. Abyss trys a clothesline again but the GM ducks and then back kicks Abyss in the legs and then nails a shining wizard to Abyss as the fans cheer the first bit of action they've seen.*

Joey: For a guy who has a concussion, he can still use his feet on a high note.

*The GM rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring. He then slides in to the ring and CRACKS Abyss in the skull as he trys to get up, knocking him out. Credible also gets the same treatment and both are out now.

Joey: What a way to go...getting your ass kicked by your former boss.

Tazz: Glad I never had to go like that with Vince in terms of my in ring career, hell my last match was a victory over The King. Haha!

GM Iser: Now, as security escorts these two pieces of trash out of the XWA ring, as right now, I got more important business to deal with.

Joey: We know who he's refering to.

Iser: I was...gonna cash in my re-match clause against Edge at the Pay Per View, but...I can't compete due to a concussion...but considering some recent events. I might have a challenger in mind. Would Mr Vampiro X please step down this ramp and meet me face to face. I have a question to ask him.

Joey: Vampiro!?

Tazz: Oh my God.

*So Cold begins to play as the fans give Vamp a very positive reaction as he comes out*

Joey: I think I know where this is going.

Tazz: Gee, spill the beans out for me, Joey...

*Vamp enters the ring and stairs a hole right at the GM*

Iser: I'm not going to fool around and just ask you straight forward. We have a major PPV coming up. The Second Annual Barely Legal. You remember what you did the first time, didn't you?

Vamp nods his head as an evil smile comes across his face.

Joey: How could we forget?

Tazz: Sting got his ass whooped.

Iser: This is the second annual event of it. Consi--

*You think you know me*

Edge runs down to cheers from the crowd, but not quite as big of a reaction as Vamp got as some kids are booing Edge.

Edge: Hold on one damn minute!

Iser just rolls his eyes that the champ showed up.

Edge: I know what the hell you are going to offer him...but I got one better...you see Vamp...considering the allience you have to Raven...and that I have to him...if you and I were to have the same deal...nobody would be able to stop us with Eric backing us up...not even that man right there.

Iser: ...you could take that offer...but...if you do...you will forever be known as nothing more than a stage hand to wipe Edge's ass.

*The fans boo the shot at both as Vamp gets right at the GM's face*

Iser: Go ahead and hit me, but all you will be doing is solidifying my claims.

Vamp takes a step back and then he kicks the GM in the balls as the fans cheer and Edge points and laughs.

Joey: Damn it! He really has Edge's back.

Vamp picks the groggy GM and then delivers the Dark Chaos(Backstabber) to him. Edge then goes over to deliever the verbal badmouth as Vamp takes a couple steps away from the fallen GM.

Edge: You should have NEVER tried to manipulate another Canad--

*Suddenly Vamp then grabs Edge and delievers the Dark Chaos to him as well! Fans cheer him over Edge as he stands over the two fallen wrestlers. Vamp then looks over at what is around Edge's waist*

Joey: Oh my God! Vamp is out for himself in this chaotic situation!

Tazz: I can't say I blame him...but I wish he would've joined Edge...that would've been really awesome.

Vamp then removes the XWA title belt from Edge and raises it over his head as the fans cheer him.

Joey: His intentions are clear...he wants the title belt...this is his first title shot he's ever had at that belt, Tazz.

Tazz: ...and one injustice has finally been justified, but I don't know if Edge is the right person to get that chance to win the gold with...

*Vamp then puts the belt over Edge's fallen carcass and leaves.*

(Commercials...the second Raven beanie is now on sale.)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

A livid Raven arrives as the camera catches him backstage, armed with a cookie sheet and looks like he may be seething at the mouth. A stage hand calmly approaches him

Stage hand: You are late...you can't do this...you add more stress to both Bisch and Iser.

Raven: ...who the hell do you think YOU are telling ME what to do?

Stage hand: I jus--

Raven cuts him off and clocks him over the head with a cookie sheet, knocking him out as he heads over to a locker room.

Joey: Wow...

Tazz: Don't mess with Raven in an unstable state of mind...

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Stone Cold Shark Boys music hits the P.A. as the crowd gives no reaction*



Joey: This match is a big one for that man walking down the ramp.



Tazz: You ain't kiddin, if he loses he has to Unmask, how embarassing would that be?


*Shark Boy gets into the ring as the crowd is dead silent*



Tazz: Shark Boy is not very liked in Toronto.



Joey: I wonder who he has to face tonight.


Tazz: Hopefully someone so he won't have to lose his mask, I bet he has an ugly mug.



I know you hear me
I can taste it in your tears




Joey: Uh oh....


Tazz: Shark Boy is done.



*My Last Breath (TNA Remix) by Evanescence begins to play as the crowd let's loose a loud group of cheers as smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp.*



Tazz: Looks like the Toronto fans are pumped to see The Dark Lord, as am I.


Joey: This is not good, not good at all.



*Out of the smoke emerges Raven and Riot, cookiesheet still in hand as the crowds roars. He drops the cookie sheet and raises his hands, forming the devil horns with his fingers as a barrage of fire works go off behind him. Lowering his hands, he picks up his cookie sheet and walks down the ramp with Riot*



Tazz: Things just got from bad to worse for Sharkie tonight. He will be crippled and un-masked.



Joey: Don't remind me.



*Raven runs and slides under the bottom rope looking up into Shark Boy's eyes, he climbs to the nearest ropes and poses again as the crowd cheers loudly. He jumps down as the ref calls for the bell*



Joey: There is the bell, but you have to think Shark Boy wishes the ref didn't ring it.


Tazz: I know he didn't want the ref to ring it, and who can blame him.




Raven picks up his cookiesheet and stares directly at Shark Boy



Tazz: If I were Sharkie, I would be running right now.


Shark Boy gets right into Raven's face and begins to run his mouth.


Joey: Is this really a good idea?



The Crowd begins a "Fuck Him up Raven chant" as Shark Boy gives Raven the middle finger and goes to kick him in the gut, but Raven sidesteps and kicks Shark Boy downstairs as he falls to the mat in agony.



Tazz: It looks like Shark Boy can't even run his mouth properly.


With Shark Boy down, he slowly picks him up off the canvas, then quick as a cat, Raven bounces off the ropes and delivers a rebound Dark Assassin, crashing into Shark Boy and sending him to the mat in a hurry.



Tazz: Good night Irene, what impact.


Joey: It sounded like a car crash.


Raven slowly walks over to Shark Boy and makes the cover.



Tazz: One.... two.... three... thanks for coming Shark Boy.



Lillian: Here is your Winner: RAVEN!!!!!!


My Last Breath hits the PA as the crowd cheers loudly, Riot enters the ring and approaches Shark Boy and holds him down as Raven walks behind him and begins to rip his mask off.



Tazz: You know the stips folks, Shark Boy must be un-masked as he lost.



Raven rips the mask off as Shark Boy desperately tries to conceal his face as Raven throws the mask on the ground and begins to stomp all over it



Tazz: Raven is in a foul mood, but it's great, we get to see him demolish people.



Raven looks up from the ground and into the crowd as they cheer him loudly and he poses as more fireworks go off in the ring.




Winner via Pinfall: Raven (1:00)



*Commercials*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

BMW is already in the ring...

Joey: This kid is toast.

*IS COOK'IN*

Rock comes out to his hollywood music and gets a very strong mixed reaction from the crowd. He goes to the ring and does his usual pose as BMW looks very intimidated. Rock gets into the ring and BMW charges and goes for a front dropkick but he misses Rock completely.

Tazz: Is this kid serious?

Joey: Sometimes I don't think he is.

Rock waits for him to get up and then uncoils with a Rock Bottom and pins him.

Joey: Oh my God...

Tazz: BMW in a chicken suit starting next week! HAHA!

Rock celebrates as the fans give a mixed reaction...he picks BMW back up forcefully.

Joey: Oh man...

Rock then delievers a SECOND Rock Bottom to BMW as the fans begin to boo The Rock and he just laughs it off as his music plays and he leaves.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Matt Hardy is already in the ring...as is Ref Bischoff.

*HEY!*

The fans give a mixed reaction, guys booing, girls cheering as Orton comes out and does his trademark pose as his pyro goes off.

Joey: Matt is complaining to Bischoff, I can't blame him...wait look out for Orton he's running to the ring!

Tazz: Matt better watch your back.

*Orton drives him to the mat with an RKO as the fans dislike that move and boo him*

Joey: My God...

*Orton covers him for the victory*

Tazz: Buh-Bye Matt...go enjoy smoking doobies with your brother.

*Matt trys to crawl up, but Orton kicks him in the head to draw more heat as Bisch gives Matt a pink slip and they leave...fans booing*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Fury of the Storm hits as the crowd gives him a loud reaction*


Joey: RVD is set to take on three members of the Dead Pool in a handicap match.


Tazz: You mean two memebers of the Dead Pool, and one guy from the B Team. Get it right Joey.


*RVD gets in the ring and does his trademark thumb taunt as the crowd chants along his initials*



Tazz: There go out the lights, sounds like the fans are digging Dead Pool.


*Toxic by Crazy Town begins to play as smoke begins to file out the entrance ramp*


Joey: There they are, three of the most twisted people I have ever seen.


Tazz: You mean the Franchise players. Look at the fine women Steel has with him tonight, if only I could dance like that.

*Steel dances down the ramp behind Rhino and Zane with his lady friends with him. The Dead Pool members get in the ring*


Tazz: There is the bell, the 3 on 1 Handicap match is now underway.


Joey: Look at RVD, he is stuck in the corner, as the three bullies surround him.


Tazz: Look's like Zane is going for the first blow, he just charged at RVD.


Joey: Charged right into a boot to the face, RVD with those educated feet. Zane fell to the canvas in a hurry.


Tazz: It looks like Rhino and Steel are going to work as a unit, they are laying into RVD with a bunch of kicks. Trying to soften up his midsection.

Joey: With his midsection hurt, it takes out a lot of his flying moves.


Tazz: What do they have planned, RVD being whipped off the ropes, nice double flap jack by Rhino and Steel.

Joey: They work like a deadly unit. The fans are trying to will RVD on, as they chant his name.


Tazz: Whats is this? Rhino is holding up RVD's face, and Steel does a strong kick right to the face of RVD. That was straight to the kisser.


Joey: Rhino is now wrenching on the back of RVD, what a deadly Camel Clutch.


Tazz: That is the best way to contain RVD, keep him grounded.

Joey: RVD is digging down deep as he is getting the upperhand and getting out of the hold.


Tazz: Elbows to the ribs of Rhino, Looks like Rhino's grip has been lost and RVD just spin kicked him in the face. Rhino is down like a light.


Joey: That spinning legdrop will kick Rhino down for a bit. With two members of The Dead Pool isolated, it looks like Steel will square off against RVD one on one.

Tazz: RVD and Steel jocking for position in that tie-up.


Joey: Looks like Steel got the upperhand as he backs RVD into the opposite corner.


Tazz: Ref is asking for a clean break, and it doesn't seem like he gets one. Steel went for a cheap shot, but RVD blocked it and hit a quick diving back kick.

Joey: Sounds like the crowd didn't like that too much, looks like the crowd has taken a liking to the young Steel.

Tazz: His dancing won them over.

Joey: What will RVD do now, all three members of Dead Pool are down.

Tazz: Here comes Zane again, looks like he is trying to sneak up on Zane.

Joey: Nice spinning back kick, I guess Zane's plan didn't go so well.

Tazz: What agility by RVD he leaped on the ropes and hit a fast split legged moonsault, what impact.

Joey: Will that be enough to keep the B Team leader down for the count. Guess not, only a two count folks.

Tazz: RVD mounts Zane and begins to punch him dead center in the face, what stiff shots.

Joey: RVD using his speed again, what a high impact Rolling Thunder. That knocks the wind out of you for sure.

Tazz: Another quick cover for Van Dam, but Zane once again kicks out.


Joey: The crowd is strongly behind RVD, as they keep chanting his name. RVD is loved worldwide.


Tazz: What is Van Dam thinking? I think he is looking to finish this match, he just leaped to the top rope.

Joey: But, there is Steel. Van Dam just leaped off the ropes and did a Diving Kick right to the face of Steel.


Tazz: RVD is just hoping to survive this. Another pinfall attempt.

Joey: Another kickout as two.

Tazz: Van Dam does his best stuff, but it can't get the job done.

Joey: What does he have to do to pull out the win?

Tazz: Here comes Rhino again, he just ambushed RVD with a strong lariat, putting a stop to RVD's momentum.

Joey: Stiff stomps to the body of Van Dam.

Tazz: RVD has taken a lot of punishment, how much does he have left in the tank?

Joey: Only Van Dam knows for sure.


Tazz: Rhino showing his strength, he has RVD up on his shoulders. Looks like he is set to squash the air out of him.

Joey: RVD got out of the hold, and using Rhino's own momentum he pushed him sternum first into the turnbuckle. Rhino is down on the mat. Now is RVD's time to end the match.

Tazz: Looks like he was thinking the same thing, RVD once again perches on the top rope.


Joey: Could it be the Five Star Frog Splash?


Tazz: No! Steel just crotches RVD and he falls to the mat. Smart thinking.

Joey: Look, Rhino is back up, this does not look good for RVD.

Tazz: Turn around RVD, you are going to get ripped in half.

Joey: RVD did turn around, and he was met with a Brutal GORE!!!

Tazz: That is all folks, RVD has just been pinned by the man beast!!!

Joey: Strong effort by RVD.


Lillian: Here are you winners, The Dead Pool!!!!


Winners via Pinfall: Zane, Steel, and Rhino (10:45)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Rhino continues to stomp away on RVD after the match is over.

Joey: Enough is enough, you proved your point already.

Tazz: This is called making a statement.

Steel and Zane soon get in on the action of stomping the hell out of RVD.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Joey: No way.

*Slow Chemical begins to play*

Tazz: You might want to run.

*Suddenly Kane comes out and the crowd becomes COMPLETELY unglued for seeing him returned. He has a bandage on the right arm that was broken...and he's got a steel chain in hand*

Joey: OH MY GOD! KANE'S HERE! HE'S BACK!

Tazz: Oh God...you might want to run!

*Steel is the first to notice and takes evasive action immedietely and Rhino soon follows. Zane seems completely obvious as Kane slides into the ring and approaches him*

Joey: You might want to run right now, Za-

*Kane then grabs Zane by the hair and clotheslines him with his left arm and starts whipping him with the chain as Steel and Rhino retreat up the ramp shocked.*

Tazz: Holy backfire.

*Kane then grabs Zane by the throat using his left arm and one hand chokeslams him. RVD, who has somewhat recovered, and holding his ribs climbs up the top rope and delivers a five star frogsplash to Zane!*

Joey: That's a message sender!

RVD then pulls himself up and sees Kane, his wrestlemania opponent and they have a stairdown...and then they both lock eyes with Steel and Rhino, retreating up the ramp.

Tazz: Oh man...big trouble for the Dead Pool coming up.

Joey: We could have a match coming up involving those four...or it may turn into six...

Tazz: You're not the GM twinkle toes. Don't make me throw you into the Christmas tree again.

Joey: ...

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: We got a problem in the 'extras' locker-room.

*The camera cuts to Raven, who is at a stand-off with a bunch of the job guys in there. He is armed with a cookie sheet.*

Raven: ...

Vito: What is your problem man?

Raven: Your existance.

Tazz: PWNED!

*Raven then clocks him over the head with a cookie sheet, sending the ankle casted cross-dresser to the ground holding his head.*

Raven: Who else thinks they want a shot? COME ON! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!

*He then approaches a humiluated BMW, who is holding his head, and wearing one of Vito's dresses as part of a stipulation, and Raven just kicks him in the face and his head bounces off the locker. BMW then literally craps himself... but Raven just puts the cookie sheet in front of his face and then takes a couple steps back and kicks BMW's face in, leaving a huge dent on that locker. Raven then leaves, throwing equipment as he goes.*

Joey: We might need to call the FBI...

Tazz: That's a little extreme Joey.

Joey: I'm dead serious, we can't be safe with such a loose cannon state of mind waundering around into locker rooms and brutalizing people with cookie sheets!

Tazz: *Muttering to self* Pussy...

[The Human Cancer]

Joey: It's time for our main event; the XWA Champion Edge faces CM Punk in a non-title match.

Taz: This one's sure to be off the chain Joey, both of these guys are amazing competitors.

"This Fire Burns" hits the PA, and CM Punk emerges onto the stage. Boos begin to ring out loudly, but Punk's demeanor does not change as he marches confidently to the ring. He hops up onto the apron, landing on his right knee, and slides himself between the top and second ropes.

Joey: CM Punk's not getting his usual fan appreciation here Taz..

Taz: No shit sherlock, we're in Edge Country.

"Metalingus" flows onto the PA while smoke fills the stage. Edge emerges through the smoke hand-in-hand with Ashley, and the XWA title around his waist. The pair of Edge and Ashley head down the ramp, both with big smiles on their faces as Edge begins to sprint and jump, sliding himself under the bottom rope of the ring. Ashley remains on the floor, clapping for Edge as "Metalingus" fades away.

Taz: Edge getting appreciation from his hometown here tonight!

Joey: One of the few places you'll hear Edge get any kind of a good reaction.

*Ding! Ding! Ding!*

The match commences with Edge and Punk meeting nose to nose, and mumbling inaudible trash to each other. Edge strikes the first blow to Punk, hitting him with a hard right hand that sends him to the mat.

Taz: It's always good to strike the first blow, especially against a guy like CM Punk.

Edge reaches for Punk's hair and attempts to haul him to his feet, but is stopped short with repeated forearm shots to the gut from Punk. CM pulls himself up, and begins to swing away at Edge's head.

Joey: And just like that, CM Punk has the momentum!

Punk continues to swing, making Edge back into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break and Punk raises his arms. Edge catches CM in the gut with a stiff kick, doubling CM over. With Punk doubled over, Edge loads him onto his shoulder and drops him with a scoop slam.

Taz: What a scoop slam by Edge!

Joey: Talk about putting some "Umph" into a maneuver.

CM arches his back in pain while Edge stands over him with a devilish smirk. Edge takes the heel of his boot and begins to scrape it across Punk's face. Edge crouches down next to Punk and begins to slap his head while yelling in his ear.

Taz: The Rated R Superstar has the early advantage, and building momentum quick.

Joey: If you let someone like Edge build up steam, kiss the match goodbye.

Edge grabs Punk's hair and lifts him to his feet While holding his hair, he lays three good, hard slaps across Punk's cheek. He irish whips Punk to the corner hard, and follows it up with a hard clothesline. Edge turns his back on Punk and smirks wildly as he heads to the opposite corner.

Taz: Goodbye Punk, at least you'll be able to walk after this!

Joey: Here comes the spear!

Edge crouches down then springs forward at Punk, looking for the spear. CM clears the cobwebs, and steps out of the way of Edge's path, causing him to go shoulder first into the ring post. Edge pulls himself out, holding his shoulder in pain. Punk hauls Edge onto his shoulders, and drops Edge down to his knee for a GTS.

Joey: Wow!

Taz: In XWA, you never know what's gonna happen; it looked like Edge had it, then CM Punk pulls out a GTS!

With Edge out on the mat, Punk drags him away from the ropes and hooks his legs.

*1!
2!*

Near fall as Edge is able to get his shoulder up before the three.

Joey: It looked like Edge was done for there.

Punk hits the mat in frustration, clearly angered that that was not a 3 count. Edge begins to stir, but is caught by a bunch of flurried forearms to the face by Punk.

Taz: Punk looks PISSED.

Joey: Wouldn't you be too Taz, if you almost pinned the XWA Champion?

Taz: No.

Joey: No?

Taz: I'd already have the tap out and be in the back.

CM stops for air and Edge hooks CM in the jaw with a right hand. CM falls back, and Edge uses the ropes to get to his feet. CM is on his knees now with Edge delivering a bunch of shots to his face. CM trips Edge by grabbing his legs and Edge collapses back onto the ropes, tired. CM hits Edge with a swift kick to the head which makes Edge teeter on a bit, almost falling to the floor. Instead, Edge shifts his weight, and falls to the mat. CM hurries to the best of his ability over to the diagonal ropes, and climbs through onto the apron. Edge regains his footing, and CM leaps onto the top rope, then into the air. Edge looks up, his eyes wide, and rushes in at Punk. He leaps, and catches Punk in mid-air with a spear!

Taz: Holy shit...

Joey: What a display of athleticism by both men, Edge clearly coming out on top of that exchange. Good God, CM might be broken in half from the momentum!

Edge crawls over onto CM, and the ref begins to count.

*1!
2!
3!*

*Ding! Ding! Ding!*

Joey: Looks like our winner is Edge tonight, folks.

Taz: Thanks for joining us on--

Just as Taz was about to sign off, a man in a black hoodie and jeans hopped over the barricade, and landed between Joey and Taz. The man hopped up onto the table, then ran towards the ring. He hopped, and slid himself under the bottom rope.

Joey: What the--

Before he could finish, Bret Hart hopped the barricade as well and put the extra headset on left for guest commentators.

Taz: What the fuck?

Bret: I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Joey: I--

Bret: Quiet down Jimmy Buffet.

Edge and Ashley were heading up the ramp as they heard the commotion from the crowd. The pair turned to watch the fallen and weak CM Punk under the hooded man's arm, and dropped to the mat with a hard DDT. The man quickly got to his feet, and walked to ringside calling for a mic. He was passed one by a stagehand, and took to the center of the ring, next to CM's carcass. He lowered his hood, revealing that it was RaVen who had picked up Edge's scraps.

RaVen: You're probably wondering why... Why Punk? Why did you target Phil Brooks? This "man" is of my creation. All the years in TNA, RoH, FWA that I had him under my wing, guiding him. What do I get in return? Not a damn thing. He comes out week in and week out, talking about how being "straight edge" changed his life for the better; talking about his drunken, abusive father... What about me? What about RaVen? Phil is not the only one to have lived with pain, loss, and suffering. I was subjected to drunken abuse by my father. From there, forced to live on the streets. I was in a cardboard box for a good amount of time before I went to ECW. Now, you're all probably wondering what this has to do with my decimation of CM Punk. Tonight begins a new chapter in his life, and my final lesson to him. He wants to talk about how hard he had it? Well, if he must, I will be providing that pain, misery, and suffering that he claims that he experienced, but never did. Tonight, CM Punk gets infected with The Human Cancer. Quote the RaVen, nevermore.

Raven planted his foot on Punk's chest, and spit on his face as he outstretched his arms into the crucifix pose, and the cameras faded to black.