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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 6, 2009 17:05:07 GMT -5
It's all a random draw, but we know Iser will announce Raven's next title defense.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 8, 2009 17:14:14 GMT -5
*'Rattlesnake' begins to play on the PA system to start the show as the fans jeer and boo quite loudly. Soon, we see Iser in brand new red and black wrestling gear with red boots on instead and his black Iser t-shirt. He refuses to acknowledge the fans as he just coldly walks down the ramp.*
Joey Styles: The Devil has entered in St. Louis.
JBL: I'm surprised he hasn't fired you, Joey.
Joey: He's going to announce Raven's next title defense now, but what is he doing in his wrestling gear?
JBL: It's a random draw. It said that he's going to wrestle in the opener, but we don't know who his opponent is.
*Iser slides into the ring and is handed a mic. He lets the fans boos die down.*
Iser: What the hell was I thinking taking this global company to a piss ant pawn shop known as the city of St. Louis. You may have Harley Race...to the Ortons...but you people are some of the most disgraceful fans I've ever met in my LIFE!
*The fans immedietely begin an 'Iser sucks' chant.*
Iser: You people have the gaul to boo an honest man because I'm the reason I've given you lazy tools something to do in this town? You're like the lazy Romans who would go see a show because they would eat the remains of the slain human because they were too lazy to fix their own food. That's what all of you have become!
*Again, the fans jeer and boo Iser*
JBL: He speaks the truth as an American...this is a God Awful city.
Joey: Oh please...
Iser: This leads me to the XWA title match at our next Pay Per View. Since we beat the WWE, we get to steal one of WWE's Pay Per Views and I've swiped No Mercy from them. Raven will defend the title in a rematch against CM Punk.
*The fans boo at the rematch Iser just booked*
Joey: What!? What a greedy son of a bitch. He already had his chance!
JBL: Hm...I'd have to agree.
Iser: It won't be a normal match. You can only win by submission. Good luck to both wrestlers and I sincerely hope we can have a champion we can be proud of after that match.
*The fans immedietely begin a Raven chant and Iser just shakes his head angerly.*
Iser: Exactly my point. Disgraceful wrestling fans. You're those same fans who killed my joy for such a long period...of time. You deserve to crumble to the depths of hell like the Romans. Now bring out my opponent before I kick ALL of your asses.
*XWA commercial promoting various merch before Iser's opponent enters the ring*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 8, 2009 17:28:45 GMT -5
Iser is still in the ring pacing around like an animal. Soon, we hear Evan Bourne's music begin to play. Iser seems kind-a smug as Bourne makes his entrance to a nice pop from the crowd. Iser soon slaps Bourne and Bourne fires back by kicking Iser repeatedly. Iser soon bails demanding a timeout. A fan at ringside calls him a coward and Iser yells at the fan calling her the mother of every child in this arena and they all have bastard fathers to major heat. As soon as Iser turns around, Bourne does a senton dive onto Iser. They continue with Iser soon getting the offense with a more ground and pound style offense with a-lot of knees, various kicks, a few clotheslines, and a piledriver. Bourne counters a second Piledriver with a tornado DDT. Bourne then his some high octane offense that includes a springboard DDT, his knees to the shoulderblades to Iser from the top, and then a standing shooting star for two. Bourne went up to the top, but Iser soon leaped onto the top rope and gave Bourne a top rope Gordbuster. Iser was pissed when that only got two. Soon, Mickie runs down to distract the ref and Iser kicked Evan in the balls. Iser goes to pin, but Edge ran down and Iser saw him. Iser then starts badmouthing Edge as Edge just told him to pay attention. Iser turns around and gets rolled up with a small package for the three as the fans explode! Bourne retreats with Edge as he points and laughs at Iser's loss. Iser and Mickie(who had entered the ring) soon glare at the ref. Mickie soon kicks the ref in the nuts and Iser snaps by letting out a barage of knees to his face as the fans boo. Iser soon grabs the mic and tells the ref he is fired as Mickie kicks the ref in the nuts a second time. The fans jeer and boo as Iser and Mickie stomp up the ramp in a rage.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 8, 2009 17:38:34 GMT -5
*The commercial break ends and the random draw ends up with BMW and Sabu in the ring.*
Joey: This is going to suck.
JBL: Yeah. We actually agree! That's how bad it is.
*We then see Iser and Mickie stomp right back to the ring to another chorus of boos. Mickie just spin kicks BMW right in the head and Iser takes Sabu down with a stiff kick to the gut and then that famed Piledriver of his.*
Joey: He might try to break Sabu's neck.
Iser: Nobody makes a FOOL out of ME!
*Iser then slaps the taste out of Sabu's mouth as Mickie throws in a chair. Iser gets an evil smile as he picks up the dazed Sabu and tosses him to Mickie. Mickie clutches Sabu in the familar DDT position and nails her Mickie DDT on that chair as the crowd gasps.*
Joey: Holy crap!
JBL: Wow, what a woman.
*Iser then sits himself on the top rope as Mickie grabs BMW by the head.*
Joey: Not even BMW deserves this.
JBL: KILL HIM!
*Mickie tosses him toward Iser who then clutches him in the familar Black Magic position*
Joey: This is bad.
*Iser then spikes BMW with his famed Black Magic and BMW isn't moving at all. He starts spewing blood from the point of his head where he landed as Iser just laughs. The devious duo soon leave to yet ANOTHER round of boos from the crowd.*
*Commercial promoting that Raven will be wrestling next, and that his DVD has sold 500 million copies all over the world.*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 8, 2009 18:09:39 GMT -5
Lilian: The following is a Gauntlet match!!
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!
*The Lights dim as Suck It Up by Hed p.e. begins to play with the smoke pouring out the entrance ramp. The crowd cheers the loudest of the night. Out through the smoke emerges the current XWA World champion, decked in his official XWA shirt, Raven hops around a bit, as he loosens his muscles. He begins his trek down the ramp and pauses in the middle, looking side to side at the sold out crowd, who continues to cheer. Looking straight ahead, he raises the devil horns and looks upwards as a barrage of pyro and fireworks go off behind him.*
Lilian; Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigning XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Dark Lord, Raven!!!!
JBL: Raven looks focused, but, how did he prepare for three random opponents?
Joey: I am sure Raven is ready, he is always three steps ahead... no matter the situation.
*Raven rushes under the ropes and Slides in the ring. He walks to the corner and climbs up, raising the Devil Horns above his heads and the crowd continues to cheer*
JBL: You have to wonder, who will Raven have to face?
Joey: It could be anyone on the roster, so, he has to be ready for anything.
*Raven hops down and hands the ref his title as his music fades*
Lilian: Introducing his first opponent...
JBL: Here we go, who is it?
BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!
Lilian: Opponent number one, Jesse!!!!
JBL: Jesse? This is GREAT for Raven. Get an easy win and conserve energy.
Joey: It would be best for him to do that.
*Jesse comes out full of energy as the crowd gives him no reaction. He runs into the ring as the bell sounds*
JBL: How does Jesse match up with the champ?
Joey: Well...
JBL: NOT VERY WELL!!! Jesse is going to be beaten into gravy.
*Raven turns his back to Jesse and stretches as Jesse gets bold and begins to run at Raven*
Joey: What is he doing?
*With a grin on his face, Raven waits, then turns around and meets Jesse with a Dark Assassin*
JBL: What a move!!! Raven timed that perfectly.
*Raven covers Jesse and gets the pinfall*
Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!
*Raven kicks Jesse out of the ring as he awaits opponent number two*
Joey: So, with Jesse out the way, you have to wonder if Raven's next opponent will be a larger threat.
*The arena turns to a shade of Gold as Goldust's music begins to play as he appears on stage to a nice reaction*
Lilian: Opponent number two, Goldust!!!
*Goldust walks to the ring in a slow, stalking manner, playing his head games, which have no effect on Raven*
JBL: Raven is the KING of mind games, so Goldust is just wasteing his time.
*Goldust makes it in the ring as the bell sounds yet again*
Joey: Both men are still fresh, so, who will dictate the pace?
*Goldust approaches Raven and does his trademark slow breath as Raven quicky leaps and drops him with a Chaos Theory*
JBL: To answer your question Joey, Raven will, and he did.
*Raven makes the easy cover and gets his second pinfall*
Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!
*Raven once again boots Goldust out of the ring and looks at the entrance ramp, waiting for his final opponent*
Joey: Now, you would think with two easy opponents, this is to get Raven used to it, then have a top notch opponent come out.
JBL: It doesn't matter, no one can beat the champ. He's at the top of his game.
*The Special ed music of Eugene begins to play as he comes out waving like a baffoon as the crowd gives him no reaction, and even boos him*
JBL: This is his final opponent? Excuse me a moment.
*JBL gets up and busts out laughing as Eugene walks to the ring like a moron*
Lilian: Introducing opponent number three, Eugene!!!
*Eugene crawls into the ring and almost trips as Raven is seen pointing and laughing, which seems to upset Eugene. Eugene motions to Lilian with some spastic motions, and ends up being given the mic*
Eugene: I'M SPECIAL DAMN IT!!!
*The crowd boos*
Eugene: I SAID I'M SPECIAL!!! I'M SPECIAL RAVEN!!!
*Raven shrugs and runs at Eugene and downs him with a Dark Assassin for the easy win*
Lilian: Here is your winner of the gauntlet, Raven!!!
*Suck It Up plays as Raven holds up his title as the crowds cheers loudly, and we are taken to commercial*
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 30, 2009 23:16:56 GMT -5
The next random draw turned out to be Talena vs CM Punk. Punk ended up giving her a G.T.S. and an angry Raven sprinted to the scene and Punk ran off before he could be damaged at all. The fans almost wanted to lynch Punk for that stunt.
Then we had the return of Mickie James to the ring after the next commercial. She easily defeated B.M.W. with just a spin kick to the head.
Finally, we closed with Edge entering the ring and the fans cheering him because he defeated Iser. Homicide returned and said that he was his opponent and they started having a very vicious brawl. About ten minutes in, CM Punk, Homicide's tag partner from the start of XWA, runs in and attacks Edge. Soon, Regal and Iser followed suit. They ended up busting Edge open as Iser shouted he was going to hell with him. Finally, Raven, Chase, and Christian ran in after a three minute beatdown, with chairs and cleared the ring, but the damage was done.
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