Breakdown.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Breakdown.

JBL: They haven't publically annouced the card, but I am sure we will get a hell of a show.

Randy Orton comes out and gets major league level heat with the crowd, and he does his trademark pose and his pyro falls behind him.

Joey: Here is a very arrogent kid, looking for another victory.

Sabu's demoted music plays and he comes out to very little reaction.

Joey: He's been in a slump lately.

JBL: He hasn't even won a match. He's a has-been. Hell, I have a better win loss record than him and I haven't wrestled in XWA!

Orton closelines Sabu, and drops a knee to his head immeditely, then his chinlock.

Joey: Randy Orton trademark.

Sabu trys to fight out of it, but Randy pulls on his hair, and sticks his knee out so his head hits Orton's knee.

Joey: Sabu's looking glassy eyed.

JBL: That could be pot talking.

Joey: He's hurt.

Randy hangs Sabu on the ropes, then DDTs him into the mat, and the ref says Sabu can't continue.

Winner via KO: Randy Orton.

Randy pulls Sabu up.

Joey: Come on! You already won the match!

JBL: He's making a statement.

Randy RKOs Sabu.

Joey: Damn it! That son of a bitch...

JBL: Randy indeed just made a statement as Sabu won't be around for a little while now.

EMTs strecher Sabu out, and early dignosis is that he has a concussion.

(Commercials promoting the debut of Mr Kennedy, and then Dead Pool beanies)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Backstage the camera catches up to Sandman being beatdown by Rhino and Vampiro X. Sandman gets smashed with a chair by Vamp, then a pipe by Rhino...both to the back of his neck. They then do the Kane/HBK thing from earlier in 2003 where they line up Sandman's neck in the chair and stomp on it and now Sandman has a crushed throat and is strechered off as the two dead pool members laugh.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*The music of demoted hits and out comes Shark Boy and Teddy Hart*



JBL: Here come two more jobbers. I say they take longer getting to the ring than lasting in the ring.



Joey: Oh, have faith in them.



*Shark Boy and Teddy get in the ring to little crowd support*




*The lights go out as "Only The Strong" by Flaw hits and smoke begins to pour out the entrance ramp*




JBL: Here comes the most talented group of wrestlers I have ever seen in my career.



Joey: You mean the biggest cheaters you have seen.



*Out of the smoke comes The XWA Women's champion Riot, Vampiro X, and the current XWA World Champion Raven, they do a group pose as a barage of pyro goes off behind them as the crowd boos loudly*



JBL: I can't stress enough how great they really are, no one can say they have accomplished as many things as The Dead Pool can, they are the greatest.



Joey: Ok, no more Dead Pool Kool-aid for you. Have you forgotten what the wonderful Vampiro X just did? He and Rhino crippled Sandman, I bet Raven is the one behind all of it.




JBL: Do you have any proof? I didn't see Raven anywhere around when Sandman got taken out.




*Raven and Vampiro X slide into the ring as Riot is at ringside*



JBL: Might I just add, the Queen looks even lovlier with her flowing red hair.



Joey: Don't say that too loud, she might attack you.



JBL: More like she would attack you.



Inside the ring Raven and Vampiro quickly charge Shark Boy and Teddy Hart with Stereo Spears.




JBL: Did you see that? They got taken down in the blink of an eye.



Vampiro Locks in the State of Confusion on Teddy Hart as Raven hits Shark Boy with the Chaos Theory.




Joey: My god, the didn't waste any time.





Teddy Harts quickly taps out as Raven gets the pinfall.



Lillian: Here are your winners, Raven and Vampiro X!!!!!



Riot enters the ring and hands Raven his title as they pose in the middle of the ring as their music hits and the crowd boos loudly.



JBL: Sharkie and Teddy had no chance of winning, Dead Pool dominated like they always do.



Joey: They get more twisted every time I see them.




Winners via Submission and pinfall: Raven and Vampiro X (1:13)



*Commercials*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Kane's pyro goes off and the big red machine comes out for his number one continder match. He gets good heat.

Joey: Hellfire and brimstone himself has just arrived, and you can bet that he wants a title shot at Raven at Wrestlemania.

Kane sets off his inring pyro and looks focused.

RVD's pyro goes off and out comes the whole f'n show. He gets a very respectable pop.

JBL: RVD and Raven have a bit of history, and I'm sure he, too wants a title shot. RVD and Kane are also starting to brew.

Chris Beniot then comes out to the biggest pop of the night. He just waits for the bell to ring.

Joey: Here's a man who has beaten Raven before, and no doubt he wants to beat him at Mania as well.

The GM then comes out fourth to a very respectable pop, and he just rolls into the ring and looks intensely at Chris Beniot, who returns his glare with one of his own.

JBL: Oh man, The GM is here, and him and Beniot just don't get along.

Beniot and the GM lock up as Van Dam and Kane begin to brawl. Kane uppercuts RVD, while the GM goes behind Beniot, who elbows him in the face and a standing switch and trys to german suplex him, but can't right now due to the GM holding on to the ropes. RVD gives Kane a stiff kick to the mouth which only rattles him but not takes the big man down, then a crossbody, and Kane goes to powerslam him, but RVD slides out from the monster's grip.

Joey: How can we call this action?

JBL: I don't know. I'm just enjoying these four men beat the hell out of each-other wanting a shot at Raven's XWA championship, the most prestegious prize in this business today.

The GM flips out of the predicament and then armdrags Beniot, who responds with one of his own, and they trade arm drags, then Beniot after his third trys to get an armbar on the GM, but the GM responds by getting to the ropes while Kane and RVD continue to slug it out. Beniot and the GM then notice this and they all gang up on Kane beating him down into the corner.

Joey: They're going after the monster.

Kane just simply shoves all three of them down and closelines the three guys down, and then goes back to focusing his attention on Van Dam with a vicious looking uppercut which sends him into the corner. Beniot and the GM then both dropkick Kane in the knees and Beniot knees Kane in the gut which kneels down and the GM dropkicks Kane in the face finally bringing the big man down, and as soon as the GM gets up he gets a kick in the gut and a snap suplex by Chris Beniot.

Joey: They team up to take the big man down, then go back to beating the hell out of eachother!

JBL: That's smart wrestling.

~Commercials...promoting Dead Pool T-Shirts...now available in XXL for fatass fans that are the size of Mark Henry or Viscera.~