Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Sept 17, 2009 16:08:46 GMT -5
XWA home video is proud to present The Dark Lord: A Tale of Destruction. Follow XWA's biggest star Raven, as he becomes the biggest star in XWA, and one of the biggest names in all of professional wrestling.
*The camera fades into a room where we see the man of the hour, Raven sitting on a couch, feet propped up, as the camera zooms in on his grinning face*
Raven: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I am The Dark Lord, but, I don't really need an introduction. I am the biggest star in all of XWA, and, you could say the biggest star of all time. Now, I am sure most of you see me as this big ego driven jerk, who doesn't care for anyone. But, if you can believe it, it's not true all the time. You see, I came into XWA, when it just started, I saw a fresh up and coming promotion, and, I felt that I could use my ability, to help propel this company to the very top. As I sit here before you, I think I did just that. Look at the facts, I was the very first XWA World Champion, I held the title for over a year straight. I have faced off with some of the biggest names in the business today. Sure, I have caused some destruction along the way, and, as you are about to see. I turned XWA upside down, and made it my company. So, without any further adieu, let's get to watching me in action. The match you are about to see is my debut match here in XWA, against the former GM, Zane Barron for the XWA title. As you will see, I am above authority.
Raven vs Zane Barron on July 17th, 2006
Now is time for the highly anticipated Zane vs Raven match up, before we get to the match let's see a brief re-cap of this feud.
* The titontron shows us the debut of Raven,interrupting Zane's title announcement, we then see shots of Raven's promo on how Zane ruined his life. Shots of Zane making the match with Raven, and GM Iser making the match wrestling for the first 5 minutes, then after that anything goes.*
* We see shots of both Raven and Zane warming up in their respective Lockerrooms.*
In the arena we are set for the entrances of both combatants.
*The arena goes dark and we hear the words.... LOVE.....YOUR HATE.... YOUR....FAITH LOST..... YOU.... ARE NOW.... ONE.....OF US. "Miseria Cantare- The Beginning" by AFI blares throughout the arena as the self-proclaimed Virus Of Life, Raven makes his way to the ring accompanied by Talena, Raven does the Crucifix and they walk down the ramp, Raven slides into the ring walks to the corner does another Crucifix and sits in the corner with Talena awaiting his opponents Zane*
*"Bruisies" by Unloco starts to play as the lights go out and we see Zane appear of the ramp, he does a taunt of no importance and runs down to the ring, he gets in the ring does a cocky Orton style pose then does a backflip off the ropes*
We now have the pre-match introductions.
*My participant to the right, accompanied to the ring by Talena, from the Bowery, weighing in at 215 pounds, Raven. Raven gets up and does the Crucifix.*
*And to my left the GM of XWA, from somewhere in Mississippi, weighing in at 175 pounds, Zane 'Too Hot' Barron. Zane stretches as we hear the rules for this match* You will wrestle for the first 5 minutes of this match, after the 5 minutes are up anything goes, whoever wins will also be the XWA champion.*
The bell rings and we are under way, Raven and Zane both circle eachother in anticpation, they lock up and they go to the corner, ref asks for a clean break and he gets it. Raven and Zane go face to face and start a little jaw-jacking and Raven nails him with a clothesline. Zane is down on the mat and Raven applies a Rear Chinlock as the announcers are impressed with his technical skills. Zane somehow manages to get out of the chinlock and gets Raven in an armbar, which Raven quickly gets to the ropes and Zane is forced to break the hold. Zane tries an irish whip but Raven counters and whips Zane off the ropes and catches him with a brutal spinebuster, Raven takes the time to gloat to the fans as they boo very loudly. Announcers re-mark that the fans don't know who to cheer for since both are heels. Raven gets Zane in a cross armbar, and the ref is asking if Zane gives up, Zane yells out a loud "NO!" and gets to the bottomrope...1...2....3....4... Raven releases the hold at 4. We are now under a minute left of the five minute stipulation, Raven goes for sleeper but Zane counters with a jawbreaker, both men are down out of exhaustion and the ref begins to count them out.... 1....2.....3.....4....5.....6.....7... both get to their feet at seven and they both go for a superkick at the same time and they both nail eachother in the face. 3...2...1.. this ends the 5 minutes of wrestling now anything goes. Talena wastes no time and immediately grabs a steel chair for Raven to use. Raven gets to his feet and nails Zane in the head with a sickening thud as we see Zane has been busted open by the chair shot. Raven sets up the chair and is set to give Zane a drop toe hold onto the chair, Zane jumps out of the way, grabs the chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he falls down to the mat in a heap. Zane puts the chair on Raven's face and does a legdrop across the chair, and now Raven is busted open. Zane is taunting to the crowd when in comes Talena who hits Zane with a low-blow and a DDT onto the chair, Raven crawls over to the prone body of Zane and goes for the cover. 1...2.. Zane manages to kick out at 2 and a half, Raven wipes the blood out of his eyes and his wrist tape is now blood red, he goes outside the ring and looks under the ring and grabs a table. He sets up the table in the middle of the ring, he puts Zane onto the second rope... Raven is now trying to DDT Zane through the table... Zane is trying to fight back with shots to the ribs, but Raven eyerakes Zane, and while Zane is blinded he nails him with the Raven Effect DDT through the table!!! Crowd does a "HOLY SHIT!" chant, and Raven wearing a crimson mask weakly crawls over to Zane and goes for the pin.. 1...2...3..... Raven pins Zane thus becoming the XWA Champion!!!!
Talena enters the ring and goes to help Raven stand up, he grabs the belt and does the Crucifix, the crowd cheers both men out of respect and the fact we now have a champion.
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Raven: How awesome am I? That was just the beginning of my path to greatness here in XWA. This next match is one of my personal favorites, taking place in my hometown of Toronto, Canada. I set battle against Sting, a has-been who wanted to try and steal my thunder, but, little did he know... a surprise visitor would pay him a visit in this match.
Barely Legal: Raven vs Sting on August 18th, 2006
Tazz: That was some tag match, but it's time for our main event, the match we have been waiting for since Sting's debut. It's Raven our XWA Champion defending against the #1 contender Sting.
* A video package airs Sting's debut, and Raven running down Sting in promos and using his finishers in matches*
Joey Styles: This is a battle between good and evil, I for one hope that good prevails over evil and Sting beats Raven to become the new XWA Champion.
Tazz: I don't see the title changing hands tonight, but it will be an awesome match.
*We see shots of both Raven and Sting warming up in their respective lockerrooms*
Joey Styles: I would also like to mention to all of you at home, GM Iser has made this match a No DQ match, can anyone see that GM Iser has just put the odds in Raven's favor, he is protecting his champion, what kind of GM is he?
Tazz: A smart GM Joey, Raven is the greatest thing going in this fed, he should remain champion, enough talking let's get to the match.
Ring Announcer: The following match is a no DQ match and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Title.
*The music of Sting hits the arena and out comes Sting to a mixed reaction, more boos than cheers*
Tazz: Looks like Sting isn't liked much on Canadian soil.
Joey Styles: No, but I but that piece of Garbage Raven, will have the crowd in his corner tonight.
Tazz: You know Joey, one of these days Raven will hear what you say about him and kick your ass.
Sting gets in the ring and does some "woooooooooo" but the crowd doesn't get with him and starts to boo him even louder.
*A long silent pause as the arena is full of excitment*
Tazz: Here we go, I'm getting goosebumps Joey.
Joey Styles: Yes, this must be the calm before the storm.
*The lights go out and "Miseria Cantare - The Berginning" by AFI begins to play as the arena comes unglued*
Tazz: That was a thunderous ovation.
*Out through the smoke comes the current XWA champion, and hometown favorite, The Virus Of Life, Raven. Raven strikes the Crucifix to a mind blowing pop, he stops on the ramp and out through the smoke comes the newly crowned women's champ, Talena.
Tazz: The power couple has all the gold, that look suits them as well.
Joey Styles: Those two a pure evil.
*Raven and Talena walk down the ramp, Talena as always sits at ringside after mouthing off with the timekeeper, Raven strikes the Crucifix pose on the turnbuckles as the crowd continues to cheer loudly, Raven gets down and stares at Sting, pure hatred in his eyes*
Tazz: Look at Raven, his eyes are full of rage, Sting might not be ready for what Raven has in store.
Joey Styles: I sure hope Sting is ready he has to be.
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the #1 contender to the XWA title, this is Sting.
*The crowd boos loudly*
Ring Annoucer: Intorducing his opponent, he is the current reigning and defending XWA world champion, from The Bowery, better known as Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds he is The Virus Of Life, this is Raven.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix and once again gets a huge pop from his hometown crowd.*
Tazz: The hometown crowd showing their love for their hometown hero.
Joey Styles: Heros are not supposed to be evil Tazz, they are supposed to be good.
*Raven hands the ref his belt and the ref raisies it above his head, showing the crowd what is on the line*
Raven and Sting begin to circle eachother planning their attacks.
Tazz: Both are looking for an early advantage.
Raven and Tazz lockup and they end up in the corner, ref asks for a clean break, and to his suprise he gets it.
Joey Styles: Raven, playing by the rules, something doesn't seem right.
Raven and Sting lockup again, and this time Raven nails him with a knee to the midsection and a running knee lift as Sting falls to the mat, the crowd cheers Raven on. Raven is just stomping away on a helpless Sting, as the ref can't do anything since it's no DQ. Raven gets a little cocky and takes the time to gloat to the fans who begin a loud "Raven" chant.
Tazz: Listen to the crowd Joey, Raven is like a god in Canada.
Joey Styles: I am sure Gods play by the rules Joey.
Raven goes back to Sting who is up and nails Raven with some knife edge chops, but the crowd isn't woooooing they are booing each chop Sting does. Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails Raven with a forearm smash and Raven falls to the mat. Sting goes for a pin but gets a two, while Raven is down Sting puts Raven in a headlock, as the crowd urges Raven on with a "Let's Go Raven" chant.
Tazz: Raven is feeding off this crowd, he is making it to his feet.
Raven hits Sting with a few elbows to the gut and catches Sting on the chin with a huge right hand. Raven is taking the time to catch his breath and just goes over to Sting and begins to choke him, squeezing the breath out of Sting.
Joey Styles: What a noble move by the noble champion.
Raven lifts up Sting and hits him with a huge snap suplex and goes for the pin but only gets a two.
Raven asks Talena for a chair, she gets up and grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. Raven shows the chair to the crowd and gets their approval, Sting makes it to his feet and Raven is about to bash Sting's head in, but Sting kicks Raven in the gut and he drops the chair as the crowd begins to boo Sting.
Joey Styles: Looks like Sting was ready for that.
While Raven is down Sting catches his breath and picks up the chair, Sting goes to hit Raven but he misses and the chair bounces off the ropes and hits Sting in the head. Raven gets Sting into a mounted punching position and with brutal shots to the forehead Sting has been busted open.
Joey Styles: Blood has been spilt, Sting is in trouble.
Tazz: You got that right Joey, this fight has been taken to the extreme.
Raven is just tearing into the forehead off Sting as the blood flows out of the wound, all the while the crowd chants "This is awesome" Raven throws Sting into the corner, and attempts a Stinger Splash but Raven misses and hits the turnbuckle, Sting picks up the chair and hurls it at Raven who falls down from the chair throw. Closeups from the camera show that Raven too is now busted open.
Tazz: Now Raven is bleeding, this is some match.
Both Sting and Raven are down from the blood loss, Sting manages to pull himself up and goes to the other side to the ring, Raven uses the ropes to pull himself up, just as he does Sting charges at him and hits him with th Stinger Splash.
Joey Styles: STINGER SPLASH!!!! STINGER SPLASH!!!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!
Sting crawls on to Raven and goes for the cover. 1...2.... kickout!!!!
Tazz: He kicked out, Raven kicked out!!!! What a champion.
Raven and Sting both get to their feet and exchange right hands, Raven gets the better of Sting and knocks him down with a clothesline. Raven goes for the pin but only gets a two. Raven takes a moment to recover and locks Sting into an armbar/neckvice combo submission move. Raven wrenches back on the neck and Sting yells out in agony. He manages to get to the ropes and Raven is forced to break the hold. Raven wipes the blood out of his eyes and slides out of the ring and looks under the ring apron.
Tazz: What could he be looking for now?
Joey Styles: Whatever it is can't possibly be good for Sting.
Raven pulls out a table from the ring that ignites the crowd into and "XWA" Chant.
Raven slides the table into the ring and sets it up, Raven puts the limp body of Sting onto the table and Raven climbs the ropes.
Joey Styles: No, Raven can't be doing what I think he's doing.
Tazz: Looks like Sting is about to go through some wood.
Raven climbs to the second rope, but Sting manages to get off the table and crotch Raven on the ropes.
Tazz: That must have hurt.
Sting is on the ropes too and is looking to superplex Raven right through the table.
Tazz: You've gotta be kidding me....
Joey Styles: DO IT STING!!!! DO IT!!!!
Sting is about to superplex Sting, but all of the sudden the lights go out.
Tazz: What happened to the lights? You forget to pay the electricity bill Joey?
Joey Styles: What the hell is going on here?!?! Someone turn the lights back on!!!!
*The lights then turn back on as we see Vampiro hanging Sting over the ropes*
Joey Styles: WHAT THE HELL IS VAMPIRO DOING HERE?
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Tazz: I can't believe what I am seeing.
Vampiro let's go off Sting and goes outside the ring and searches under the ring, and pulls out a gas can.
Joey Styles: A GAS CAN...... WHAT IS VAMPIRO THINKING?
Tazz: I don't think he is going to BBQ some food.
Vampiro opens the gas can and dumps the gas all over Sting.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!! HE'S GONNA SET STING ON FIRE!!!!!
The crowd begins to chant "Holy Shit"
Vampiro reaches into a pocket and pulls out a match.
Joey Styles: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!
Just as Vampiro go to light the match, Sting gets up and nails him with a Scorpian Deathdrop.
Joey Styles: Yeah, show him whose boss!!!!!
AAfter Sting disposes of Vampiro he turns aroudn right into the Chaos Theory RKO!!!
Tazz: WHat impact, It's gotta be all over.
Raven goes for the pin but somehow Sting kicks out.
Joey Styles: Yes, good will triumph over evil.
Sting is up and is looking for the Scorpian Deathlock, but Raven quickly gets to the ropes making Sting break the hold. Raven gets up and knocks Sting into the ref who falls down and Raven nails Sting with a low blow.
Joey Styles: Oh for the love of god.... not this way.
Raven grabs Stings right ankle and procedes to lock in an ankle lock.
Tazz: He calls that the Anarchy Lock, and it's very effective.
Sting is trying to muscle his way to the ropes but Raven drags him back to the middle of the ring and grapevines his ankle.
Joey Styles: Hang on Sting, Hang on.
Sting is crying out in pain, As Raven sinches on the hold, the crowd chants for Sting to tap out and Sting raises his hand.
Joey Styles: No!!!! Don't tap.
Tazz: He has no other choice.
Sting looks like he is about to tap but tries again to break the hold nut Raven, like a pitbull refuses to let go, just as the ref gets to his feet Sting finally has to tap out of the hold.
Joey Styles: NO!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT. EVIL WINS!!!!!
Tazz: That was a hell of a match, and I am happy with the outcome.
The bells sounds as the crowd goes nuts and cheers loudly as Raven has just retained the title over Sting.
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Raven: My best friend Vampiro X decided to show Sting that he couldn't measure up against me. Speaking of measuring up, it's a perfect tie in for my match against Rey Mysterio. Nothing gets me angry like the whole underdog persona, and, for poor Rey, in front of his hometown friends and family, I was going to put an end to that fairy tale.
Badd Blood: Raven vs Rey Mysterio on September 16th, 2006
Tazz: Well since Rey is in the ring, it's time for our main event, a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun match.
Joey Styles: That's right Tazz, as you can see crew workers and scrambling to assemble the ring, affixing weapons to the chains that are surrounding the ring.
Tazz: No kidding, I see some chairs, cookie sheets, garbage can lids, not only that weapons are also under the ring too.
Joey Styles: You know partner, since Rhino is the new #1 contender for the XWA title, what if he good friend Rey Mysterio wins the XWA title tonight in his hometown of San Diego?
Tazz: (Laughs) I don't think the title is going anywhere anytime soon Joey.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Clockwork Orange House of Fun and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Already in the ring, he is the challenger, weighing in at 165 pounds, he is San Diego's own... REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY MYsterio!
*San Diego crowd pops big as he salutes he crowd from amongst the plunder surrounding the ring*
*The arena suddenly goes dark*
Tazz: He we go Joey.
*The opening verse of Miseria Cantare - The Beggining can be heard throughout the arena, then suddenly jumps into "Diary Of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin*
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigining and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven.
*Out through the smoke emerges the XWA Champion, with a cookie sheet in hand, he sets it down and strikes to Crucifix pose as gold pyro begins to fall, causing the crowd to unleash a flurry of boos*
* Raven makes his way to the ring, checking the ring to see if it's set up correctly, then procedes to climb the ropes and strike his famous Crucifix pose, which gets more boos*
Raven hands the ref the belt and he holds it high above his head.
Joey Styles: That is what Rey is fighting for tonight, can dreams really come true?
Tazz: No, but Nightmares can, which is what will happen to Rey tonight.
Rey takes an extra glance at the belt which proves costly, and Raven charges at him and bashes him in the back with the cookie sheet he had with him upon arriving.
The bell sounds and the match is officially underway, Raven is bashing Rey's spine with the cookie sheet over and over, each hit echos a loud crack as it connects with his exposed flesh.
Tazz: It sounds like gunshots Joey.
Raven then unlatches a trashcan lid, and lifts up Rey and drills him in the skull, as Rey falls down like a stack of dimes. Raven then lifts Rey up, but this time bashes Rey in the face handle side up, and we can see under the mask that Rey is beginning to bleed.
Joey Styles: This match is starting to get too graphic.
Tazz: That is what these people paid for Joey, to see action and violence.
Raven is now gouging the eyes of Rey through the opening of his mask as the crowd is booing him loudly and trying to get behind Rey with a "619" chant.
Joey Styles: This great San Diego crowd trying to will on their hometown hero.
Tazz: It's all in vain Joey, they might as well save their energy.
Rey is starting to feed off the electric crowd and gets to his feet, but Raven overpowers him and just slams him back to the canvas, and his head bounches off the mat like a basketball.
Raven now takes the opportunity to gloat, he strikes a cocky Orton style pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd beings to boo and starts a "Raven Sucks" chant.
Tazz: Gotta love Raven, playing to the crowd like that.
After the pose, Raven unlatches a steel chair and props it up in the middle of the ring.
Joey Styles: What does this sick bastard have in store for Rey now?
Raven lifts the limp body of Rey, whips him into the ropes and drop top holds Mysterio into the chair face first.
Tazz: Well, right now I would say Rey is having a dream right now, a dream where he never came to XWA.
Raven slides out of the ring and looks under the apron.
Joey Styles: Now what is he looking for? There aren't enough weapons at ringside for you?
Raven finds a table and slides it into the ring.
Tazz: Got wood Joey? Mysterio is about to get some.
Raven sets the table up in the opposite corner, picks up the chair and clocks Rey right in the head again, sending him crashing to the mat.
Joey Styles: Enough is enough.
Raven then sets the chair down and picks up Rey then hits a blatant low blow, and then drops Rey with the Chaos Theory face first into the chair.
Joey Styles: This has gone too far, it's torture in front of his family.
Rey is unconsious in the middle of the ring, Raven drags him in front of the table then stalks to the opposite side of the ring and waits.
Joey Styles: What is he doing now?
Tazz: Whatever it is, I am sure this will be a highlight moment on Raven's dvd.
A few moments pass and Raven is getting restless waiting for Rey to get up, and is shown with a crazed expression on his face.
Joey Styles: I think Raven has gone off the deep end tonight, this can't be good.
Rey finally gets up and shakily turns around, just then Raven charges full speed ahead and GORES Rey right through the table.
Tazz: GORE GOR GORE GORE!!!!!! Rey must be broken in half.
Joey Styles: No way Rey is going to be able to survive this.
Raven pulls Rey out of the wreckage and procedes to pin him.
One
Two
Three
The ref calls for the bell.
Joey Styles: Thankfully it's over, Rey needs some help.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still XWA Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!!!
Raven is handed his belt and he holds it up high as the San Diego fans boo him for destroying their hometown hero.
Tazz: Here are some EMT's for Mysterio.
Raven sees the EMT's enter the ring and attend to Rey, they get Rey out of the ring and get him on a stretcher and they wheel him up to the ramp, Raven then runs up the ramp scares away the EMT's and flips Rey's stretcher over and it falls off the ramp through another table.
Joey Styles: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Tazz: I think that was a message to the #1 contender, Rhino. If I were you, I would take caution, the same might happen to you.
Raven's music hits and he strikes the Crucifix pose, and flases an evil grin, as he heads to the back, leaving the San Diego fans in a stunned silence.
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Raven: Ah, that match is where my hatred of the high flyers began. Rey was all but broken after his match against me, but, that wasn't the last you have seen of him. After this match, I struck a nerve with one of his good friends, Rhino. He wanted to get revenge on me for my beating on Rey, and he tried to take the title from me on the grandest stage of them all... Wrestlemania in a Monster's Ball ClockWork Orange House of Fun. As you are about to see, Raven's are superior to Rhino's
WrestleMania: Raven vs Rhino on October 22nd, 2006
Joey Styles: Now folks it's the moment we have all been waiting for, the end of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history will come to an end tonight.
Tazz: A violent end anyway, it's Rhino challenging Raven for the XWA World Heavyweight Title in Monster's Ball, Clockwork Orange House of Fun.
Joey Styles: This feud has been brewing for quite some time, but picked up in intensity after the end of Badd Blood when Raven took out Mysterio, let's take a look back on how this feud has started.
*Video package plays and we see Raven's debut in XWA,beating Zane to become the first ever XWA World Heavyweight Champion. We then go to shots of Raven beating various people including Mike Knox, Test, Justin Credible, and Zane Barron. From there we see Rhino's debut in XWA siding with Edge as they waged war with Hogan and Jeff Jarrett. Flash ahead to Barely Legal where Rhino turns on Edge and goes after Raven's title, which he retained in his home town of Toronto against Sting. We then go to Badd Blood where Rhino beat Edge to become the #1 contender to the XWA title, split screen shows Rhino's good friend Rey Mysterio getting destroyed in his home town by Raven, ending with Raven flipping Rey off the stage from the stretcher into another table. Our final shot shows us the confrontation Raven and Rhino had a few days ago, all leading to tonight's match to end the feud once and for all. Raven/Rhino is Next!
*The arena is quiet with anticapation and excitment*
Rhino's music hit's and the arena comes unglued as The War Machine hits the ramp and pyro explodes as he charges to the ring, face full of rage and determination.
Joey Styles: Rhino looks calm heading into what could be the biggest match of his career.
Tazz: He might look calm on the outside, but he has to be nervous on the inside.
*Rhino's music dies down and there is a long silent pause as the crowd goes quiet once again as Rhino doesn't take his eyes off the entrance ramp*
*The arena goes pitch black*
Tazz: Here we go Joey, here we go.
*A mysterious voice hits the P.A.*
: You shall be visisted by a Dark Carnival, a traveling freak show of self-pity and war, a Carnival so sinister no one walks out alive, not you, not me, not anyone. So I bid you welcome as this Dark Carnival consumes your soul as you travel into the bottomless pit.
*Errie Carnival Music begins to play*
Tazz: What the hell is going on?
Joey Styles: I have no idea.
[Children laughing, Toy cranks up]
*On the entrance ramp two hooded figures emerge as the errie music continues to play and the two figures take out their hoods and it's none other than...... Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope..... The Insane Clown Posse*
Tazz: I don't believe it!!!! ICP's in the House, are you down with the Clown?!?!
*ICP begin to sing the song "Play With Me"
Violent J: Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rott away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey
[Chorus - Violent J]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the
other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so
lonley) [x2]
*During the Chorus smoke begins to cover the entrance ramp and out emerges The XWA Women's Champion, Riot, and the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven, he strikes the Crucifix as golden pyro falls down behind him all the while why ICP is singing his song*
Violent J: [2nd Verse- Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my fucking head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do!
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barley hear you play
Lost umong the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey
*Raven and Riot walk down the ramp, Raven and Rhino eyes lock as ICP continue to sing the song and Riot sits at Ringside, as Raven climbs the ropes and does the Crucifix pose as the crowd boos the loudest of the night, he climbs into the ring and instantly stares at Rhino as ICP keep singing.
[Shaggy2Dope]
Boys and girls, fuck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny
slimy, atomic shithead
(Super, duper!)
(Right)
(S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic)
(Right)
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!
[Chorus]
Tazz: I can't believe Raven is friends with ICP, big ups to ICP for proforming Raven's song it kicks ass by the way love those guys.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Monster's Ball/ Clockwork Orange House of Fun match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 275 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!!!!!
*Rhino raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers loudly*
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is hte current reigning and defending XWA Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, this is Raven!!!!!
*Raven strikes the Crucifix as the crowd boos loudly*
Tazz: I guess the fans took offense to Raven's comments earlier in the evening.
Joey Styles: I don't blame the fans, Raven said some pretty harsh things to them.
*Raven hands the belt to the ref and the ref raises it up high and shows it to both men*
Tazz: That is what's on the line, can Rhino pull the upset, or will Raven prevail?
Joey Styles: It will be a great match either way.
The bell sounds and Raven and Rhino meet in the center of the ring going nose to nose trying to intimidate the other.
Tazz: I don't think that will work, both men fear nothing.
Joey Styles: Both are not moving an inch.
After a little bit of jawjacking Raven and Rhino just wail away at eachother with a barrage of right hands.
Tazz: Looks like they are getting down and dirty right from the start.
Joey Styles: The way they both hate eachother, I am suprised they were able to get past the introductions.
The brawl spills to the outside as Raven whips Rhino into the steel guardrail then goes to unlatch a garbage can lid from the chains and goes to hit Rhino but he charges and tackles Raven to the ground and unloads with right hands.
Tazz: Talk about a brawl, this is everything I expected so far.
Rhino tosses Raven back in the ring and picks up the trash can and takes it in the ring with him and smashes it against the skull of Raven who goes down in a heap.
Rhino taking a page from Raven grabs a cookie sheet as the crowd cheers loudly.
Tazz: Looks like Rhino is going to use Raven's trademark weapon against him.
As Rhino goes to hit Raven, he is met with a Steel chair upside the head, sending Rhino to the mat in a hurry.
Tazz: Smart move, Raven suckered Rhino in and made him pay, brilliant.
As Rhino is down Raven locks in a Camel Clutch on Rhino, gouging his eyes in the process, Rhino is yelling out in pain as the die-hard Philly faithful try to will him on.
Joey Styles: The sold out crowd urging Rhino on.
Rhino feeds off their energy and gets up and falls backwards, squashing Raven in the process.
Tazz: That was instinct.
As Raven is down Rhino takes a bit of time to catch his breath, still reeling from the chair shot, Rhino slides outside and looks under the apron and grabs a stapler!
Joey Styles: A Stapler!!!! What is he thinking?!?
Tazz: Nothing good I take it.
Rhino gets back in the ring and holds the stapler up for the crowd who give their approval, Rhino grabs the head of Raven and embeds a staple into his skull as Raven screams out in pain.
Tazz: Raven just got stapled, this is nuts.
Rhino grabs Raven and staples him again, this time blood begins to fall from his head.
Joey Styles: Seems that Raven has been busted open, from the sound of it, the crowd is happy.
As Raven rolls around in agony from the staples in his head, Rhino goes outside and grabs a table.
Tazz: A Table, just like our old ECW days.
As Rhino sets up the table a 'Let's go Rhino" chant begins, Rhino takes time to look out into the crowd showing his appreciation for them. He props the table up in the corner, turns around right into a shot from the Cookie Sheet as Raven drilled him in the head.
Tazz: Looks like Raven was ready for that.
The blood flows down Raven's face as he grabs the stapler and staples Rhino's head three times, this time Rhino is the one screaming is pain as he too is bleeding.
Tazz: Raven got his payback, all at Rhino's expense.
Joey Styles: I don't know how much more of this we will be allowed to air.
Raven pounds away at the forehead of Rhino, each punch makes more blood flow from the wound, as the crowd boos him loudly. Raven picks Rhino up and bashes him in the head with a trash can lid and Rhino staggers to keep his balance, so Raven bashes it over his head again, this time Rhino falls back down to the mat.
Raven repositions the table in the corner and picks up Rhino and throws him into the table and Rhino is propped against the table.
Tazz: What is Raven planning?
Raven goes to the opposite of the ring and charges at Rhino, but Rhino charges and nails him with a strong shoulder block, sending both men down to the canvas.
Joey Styles: What impact, let's see an instant replay.
*Instant replay airs*
Raven and Rhino struggle to get to their feet, both men do and Raven nails Rhino with a hard right hand, sending Rhino back then in return he nails Raven with a right hand.
Tazz: Back and forth they go, back to the straight up brawling.
They trade right hands until Raven gets smart and kicks Rhino in the midsection and hits a snap DDT and goes for the cover.
One
Two
Tazz: Kickout at 2.
Raven picks up Rhino who counters into a huge spine buster and goes for the pin himself.
One
Two
Joey Styles: Another near fall.
Rhino wipes the blood from his eyes and fixes the table in the corner, while on the other side Raven slides out the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher and blinds Rhino with it.
Tazz: It has other uses other than putting out fires.
With Rhino blinded Raven goes for the Chaos Theory, but Rhino manages to throw him off, while the ref checks his eyes.
Joey Styles: Brute strength by Rhino.
With the ref checking on Rhino, Raven runs at Rhino and knocks him down with a clothesline and goes for the pin.
One
Two:
Tazz: Count of two, this match is off the charts.
Raven is starting to get a bit angry and goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino.
Joey Styles: Lethal shots by Raven, he will do anything to keep the title around his waste.
Tazz: That is why he's the champ.
Raven stops pounding on Rhino and goes to un-hook a steel chair and props it in the center of the ring.
Tazz: Drop Toe Hold time?
Raven whips Rhino into the ropes by unbeknowst to him Rhino grabs another chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he is down.
Joey Styles: Rhino knows how to counter Raven, we could have a new champion.
Raven crawls to the corner, in front of the table and Rhino crouches as the crowd can tell he is going for the GORE!
Tazz: Look behind you champ.
Just as soon as Raven gets up, Rhino charges full steam ahead at Raven who got a cookie sheet and blasted Rhino in the head but his momentum carried him and he GORED Raven through the table as they both fall outside of the ring.
Joey Styles: Oh My God!!!!!
Tazz: You don't say, that was a wicked turn of events.
*Instant replay*
With both men down, the sell out crowd roars with cheers are they are appreciating what they are seeing.
Tazz: The fans sure are getting their money's worth.
Joey Styles: That they are.
Both men begin to stir and Rhino grabs Raven and powerbombs him on the padded concrete floor, then goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thr-
Tazz: Raven kicked out, that was a close call.
Rhino is getting pissed and kicks the steel steps out of anger, picks up Raven and tosses him back into the ring. Rhino grabs a "For Sale" sign and clocks Raven with it.
Tazz: All weapons are legal, no matter how strange they are.
Rhino places the steel chair on the ground and yells out "RHINO DRIVER!!!" as the crowd scream.
Joey Styles: Rhino Driver? This could be it.
Rhino grabs Raven and holds him above the chair and is set to drill him with the Rhino Driver, but Raven was playing possum and grabs the chair and flips out of it and cracks Rhino in the head with the chair.
Tazz: What a counter.
Raven goes for the quick cover.
One
Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out.
Raven is now yelling out in anger as the crowd is going wild as Rhino kicked out.
Once again Raven goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino, blood covers his wrist tape.
Tazz: Raven is hell bent on destroying Rhino.
Raven picks Rhino up and prepares to suplex him, but Rhino blocks the suplex and tuns it into a running powerslam, but Rhino is un-able to capatiolize due to the blood loss.
Joey Styles: The blood loss playing a factor.
Rhino staggers over to Raven and goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thr-
Tazz: Yet another near fall.
Rhino slides out of the ring, grabs another table and slides it into the ring, as Raven recovers from the brutal powerslam. With Raven still down Rhino sets up the table in the middle of the ring and puts Raven on top of the table, then gets on the table himself.
Tazz: Whatever Rhino is planning this can't be good.
Rhino is looking to Rhino Driver Raven through the table, but Riot enter the ring and low blows Rhino and slides back out of the ring.
Tazz: Looks like Riot was tired of Rhino being in control, with her in Raven's corner, it's hard to be prepared for anything.
Raven seizes the opportunity and gets Rhino in Raven EFfect position.
Tazz: If Raven hits the Raven Effect it's all over.
Raven lifts Rhino up and drills him through the tables as is splinters in pieces, he then goes for the cover.
One
Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out!!!!! He Kicked out!!!!
Tazz: How did he do that?
*Instant replay*
Raven is outraged and punches the canvas in a rage and yells at the ref for counting too slow.
Joey Styles: Raven's not happy with that call.
With Rhino out cold, Raven locks in the Anarchy Lock, and Grapevines the leg of Rhino and he yells out in pain.
Tazz: Rhino is in the center of the ring, no place to go.
As Rhino is in a ton of pain, the crowd begins to chant his name, willing him to get to the bottom rope.
Joey Styles: Rhino is using his upper body strength to pull himself toward the ropes.
Rhino gets to the ropes and Raven breaks the hold, yelling in anger about no DQ's in this match.
Tazz: Raven is angry more than ever.
Raven just stops on Rhino as he lays defenseless on the mat, then grabs the steel chair and once again places it in the middle of the ring, whips Rhino off the ropes and connects with the drop toe hold.
Tazz: The move connects this time.
More blood flows out of Rhino's head as Raven goes for the pin again.
One
Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Yet another near fall, what does Raven have to do to put Rhino away.
Rhino struggles to get to his feet as Raven continues to yell at the ref that he is counting too slow, he doesn't notice Rhino get up and he turns right into a GORE!
Joey Styles: GORE! GORE! GORE!, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
Tazz: This can't happen.
Rhino goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thre-
Tazz: Raven kicked out at the last second!!!!!!
*Instant Replay*
Rhino looks to put Raven away with another GORE, as Riot jumps on the apron and distracts Rhino.
Joey Styles: What is she doing? Get down from there.
Rhino walks over to Riot as she yells at him, he grabs her by the hair, but she rakes his eyes and he spins right into the Chaos Theory.
Tazz: Choas Theory!!!! Chaos Theory!!!!
Raven weakly crawls over to Rhino and goes for the pin.
One
Two
Three!!!!
Tazz: HE DID IT!!!!!! RAVEN RETAINED!!!!!
Joey Styles: All thanks to Riot.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and Still XWA Heavyweight Champion: Raven!!!!
The crowd rather of booing Raven, cheer him out of respect for the brutal match he gave them.
Joey Styles: I must admit, after seeing this match I do respect Raven, that was truly a match for the ages.
*Instant replay of all the big spots of the match ending with the Choas Theory*
Riot enters the ring and helps Raven get to his feet as his normal music hits and he holds up his belt high as the crowd continue to cheer both men out of respect.
Tazz: The crowd showing their appreciation for both men as they put their bodies on the line to give the fans a hell of a show, my hat off to both men, thanks for a great WM match.
Riot puts the belt around Raven's waist as he climbs the turnbuckles and strikes the Crucifix pose as Rhino gets up, he jumps off and makes Riot get behind him.
Tazz: Is Rhino going to attack Riot for costing him the match?
After a long staredown Rhino extends his hand as the crowd gets loud with cheers.
Joey Styles: Looks like Rhino wants to end the feud on a high note, both men must have respect for eachother after the hell they just endured.
Raven looks around the crowd as they cheer, and he extends his hand and he and Rhino shake hands in the middle of the ring as the crowd goes nuts.
Joey Styles: Class act by both men, great wait to close this PPV.
Raven and Rhino then hold up eachothers hands as Raven's music hits again and he and Rhino taunt to the sold-out crowd to bring the PPV to a close.
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Raven: One of the most brutal matches I have ever been in. After this match, Rhino and I saw that would could cause a lot of chaos, so, he came and joined Dead Pool, cementing our group into immortality. Now, as you can see XWA was well on the rise, and even rival companies took notice. That is where WWE came into play, and, gave birth to my most annoying rival, Rob Van Dam, RVD claimed to be the whole fucking show, but, he never stepped foot against me. In a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, I showed Rob who really is Mr. Pay Per View.
XWA vs WWE Invasion: Raven vs Rob Van Dam on December 17th, 2006
Joey: Well it's time for our main event, it will be WWE's Rob Van Dam taking on XWA's World Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven in a TLC match for the XWA title.
Tazz: Raven is out of his element in this one Joey, but being the badass champion he is, I have a feeling he will adapt to this enviroment and beat RVD at his own game.
Joey: If he doesn't, WWE will have possession of the XWA title.
*A video package airs of WWE's invasion in XWA. Rob Van Dam calling out Raven, and Raven trash talking RVD in his promos*
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a TLC match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship!!!!!!
*Fury of the Storm hits and out comes Rob Van Dam to a loud mixed reaction*
Tazz: Seems that Van Dam is not very liked with the XWA fans Joey.
Joey: Why should they like him, after all the negative things he said about XWA, I am suprised the fans aren't jumping over the barricade to assualt him.
*RVD slides into the ring and does his thumb taunt*
Lillian Garcia: Already in the ring, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, Rob Van Dam!!!!
*The lights go out and the XWA side goes insane with cheers*
Tazz: Looks like the XWA side is ready to see the champ.
*"Sleeping Awake" by P.O.D. hits as smoke pours from the entrance ramp.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigning and defending XWA World Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven!!!!
*Raven emerges through the smoke as the XWA fans go nuts, the WWE side is booing, but are drown out by the XWA Side*
Tazz: Those WWE fans should just save their breath.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose as golden pryo falls down behind him as he makes his way to the ring alone this time.*
Joey: I wonder where Riot is.
Tazz: She is probably in the back getting ready to enjoy Raven beating the hell out of Van Dam.
*On his way to the ring, Raven spots a sign that says "Raven = Dynasty" as the fans on the XWA Side begin to bow at him.(
Joey: True respect by the XWA fans.
*Raven slides into the ring and does the Crucifix pose to another loud reaction, as he looks up to see his title hanging by the ceiling.*
Tazz: That is what Raven will be fighting for, the biggest prize in our federation.
Joey: It doesn't get bigger than this.
*As Raven's music fades out RVD asks Lillian Garcia for a mic*
The fans are loud(but mixed) with the reception... and RVD goes to speak...
RVD: You know...after what has happened...over the last few days...you think I should be mellow and say 'whatever' and 'cool' because those are the only two words I am aloud to say in the WWE...
XWA fans: WHAT!?
RVD: Well...just because I didn't kiss Vince's ass, I'm now being treated as a second-rate jobber...and that is a load of crap!
XWA fans: VINCE SUCKS COCK! VINCE SUCKS COCK! VINCE SUCKS COCK!
RVD: Rob Van Dam(doing his thumb motions) is not a second rate anything! Vince apparantly thinks that...and for that... he and the WWE 'superstars' can offically kiss my ass!
XWA fans cheer that comment, and the WWE fans boo that comment.
RVD: I'm not a contracted XWA wrestler, but I might have bad mouthed it at first...but I feel like I'm at home here...more than I ever was in that evil tyrant's empire...because I'll help make X-W-A because I'm ROB-VAN-DAM(XWA fans say it with him now) and I'm the whole FUCKING show!
*The bell sounds and the match is underway*
Tazz: Those were some big remarks from Van Dam.
Joey: You don't say, WWE does treat the talented wrestlers like crap.
Raven and RVD circle eachother and lock up. Raven gets the advantage and backs RVD into the corner as the ref asks for a clean break, and gets one.
Joey: Both are getting the feel of things, not looking to rush into anything.
Raven and RVD get loosened up and once again lock up as this time Van Dam backs Raven into the corner as the ref asks him for a clean break. Van Dam backs off but Raven gets in a quick shot to the midsection and rams RVD shoulderfirst into the turnbuckle.
Tazz: Seems that Raven has gotten the early advantage.
With Van Dam in pain, Raven locks in a shoulderlock.
Joey: Seems that Raven is going to pick apart RVD one body part at a time, to weaken him so he can climb the ladder.
Tazz: Smart very smart.
Raven wrenches back on RVD's shoulder as the XWA fans are cheering both Raven and Van Dam on as the WWE Side is booing them both. Van Dam feeds off the fans and manages to get to his feet but Raven yanks him back down by a pull of the hair.
Tazz: Raven, a thinking man's wrestler.
With Van Dam on the mat, Raven slides to the outside and tosses in the ladder and also grabs a trusty cookie sheet and a steel chair.
Joey: Raven looking to take this match to a new level of extreme.
Raven picks up the cookie sheet, and just as RVD gets up he turns right into a shot right to the head.
Tazz: Raven is no stranger when it comes to weapons that's for sure, what a sick shot.
As RVD is down, Raven props the ladder in the corner opposite to RVD.
Joey: What does the champ have in mind?
Tazz: It can't be godo for Van Dam.
Raven picks RVD up and irish whips him back first into the ladder as he crashes violently into the ladder.
Joey: Oh My God what impact!!!!
XWA Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
RVD rolls around in pain as Raven picks up the ladder and slams it directly into RVD's back causing him to scream out in pain.
Joey: Raven is looking to take out RVD's back, if he does so, he takes out a lot of RVD's offense, plus, you can't climb the ladder with a bum back.
Raven slams the ladder into RVD's back once more for good measure as he sets up the ladder in the center of the ring.
Tazz: Raven is looking to claim his title right now, with Van Dam out, what a better time to win than now.
The XWA fans chant for Raven and also chant for RVD to get up.
Joey: Once again the XWA fans showing respect for both men.
Raven has the XWA title in his grasp, but out of no where Van Dam leaps off the turnbuckle and knocks Raven off with a diving kick.
Tazz: How did RVD do that?
XWA Fans: XWA! XWA! XWA!
Joey: That must have taken a lot of out RVD to get enough strength to climb up the turnbuckle and knock off Raven.
Both men are down as the XWA fans will both men to get to their feet. Raven is the first to get to his feet as he nails RVD with a hard right hand (yes it was closed fist, DQ me why don't ya ) RVD responds with a forearm shot as he and Raven battle back and forth. Van Dam puts an end to it with a Crescent Kick right to the head that sends Raven down to the mat.
Tazz: RVD has dangerous feet, you have to be careful.
With Raven down, RVD charges at the ropes and drills Raven with a Rolling Thunder, sending all his weight crashing down on Raven's torso.
Joey: That knocks the air right out of you.
RVD then quickly springs up the turnbuckle and nails a Split-Legged Moonsault.
Joey: What agility by Van Dam.
This time RVD sets up the ladder and places it in the center and begins his asscent to the top.
Tazz: RVD is now going for the title, Raven is in trouble.
RVD is inches away from the belt, but Raven gets up and nails RVD in the back with the steel chair and sends RVD falling off the ladder.
Joey: What impact, Raven is a wrestling genius.
As RVD is holding his back, Raven applies a Camel Clutch to further punish the back of RVD.
Joey: Smart submission, too bad Batista doesn't know how to do any, maybe he could learn a thing or two from watching Raven Wrestle.
Raven turns up the pressure and really pulls back on the hold, as the XWA fans begin to cheer for Van Dam once again. RVD gets to a standing position with Raven on his back as falls backwards, in the process squashing Raven.
Joey: What a smart counter.
As RVD fights off the effects of the camel clutch he picks up the ladder and places it in the corner and climbs to the outside and climbs the ropes.
Tazz: What is he doing?
RVD climbs to the top rope and begins to climb up the ladder.
Joey: You don't think.
As RVD balances on top of the ladder, he does his RVD Thumb Taunt and leaps off the ladder nailing a HUGE Five Star Frog Splash.
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!! RAVEN MUST BE DEAD!!!!
XWA Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
Tazz: RVD put his body on the line with that move, both men are down. This is some match, forget the Invasion, just two guys putting it all on the line for the XWA title.
RVD slowly gets to his feet, noticing that Raven is still out from the 5 Star, so he re-positions the ladder in the center of the ring ands begins to climb.
Joey: This is it, RVD is going to do it.
Tazz: He just might, but don't count Raven out just yet.
As RVD is seconds away from getting the title Raven manages to get under the ladder and grabs RVD ans sends him to the mat with a strong Powerbomb.
Tazz: See, told you not to count Raven out.
Joey: He must have been playing possum.
RVD is out like a light, Raven grabs the chair and places it over the face of RVD.
Joey: Now what?
With RVD still down, Raven climbs up the ropes.
Tazz: He is looking to end RVD right now.
As Raven is set to leap off the turnbuckle RVD gets to his feet and Monkey Flips Raven off the top rope sending him spine first onto the chair.
Joey: RVD with a huge counter, Raven looks to be out.
Tazz: What a match.
RVD once again grabs the ladder and begins to climb.
Tazz: Is the 3rd time a charm?
As RVD has his hand on the title, the crowd gets loud.
Joey: What is going on?
Cameras cut to the ramp where we see Riot running down to the ring.
Tazz: Ah, see the Queen is out for a front row seat.
Riot slides into the ring and manages to tip the ladder over sending RVD crashing all the way to the outside.
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!! It looks like Riot did more then just watch the match.
Tazz: You don't say, Van Dam landed hard on the outside.
With RVD out of the ring, Riot sets up the ladder and helps Raven get to his feet.
Tazz: See, I knew Riot would appear sometime.
Shakily Raven begins the climb to the top of the ladder and retrieves his title as the match ends.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and STILL XWA Champion, Raven!!!!!
Winner: Raven (26:54)
The match ends as the XWA fans give both men a well deserved standing ovation, the cameras neglect to show the lame WWE Fans.
Tazz: What a match, hats off to both men.
Joey: I agree partner.
Riot helps Raven off the ladder as he is handed his belt as his music hits. He holds up the title high as the XWA Faithful cheer loudly as the spectacle they have witnessed. Trainers come from the back to help RVD up. As Raven and Riot exit the XWA fans chant "Thank You" to both Raven and Rob Van Dam. RVD is shown getting to his feet and salutes the fans as Raven and Riot make their way to the back.
Joey: What a way to end a huge PPV.
Tazz: You don't say, well until our next broadcast, goodnight folks.
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Raven: That is right, I AM Mr. Pay Per View, and, I proved it against Rob, and, I would prove it again. But, being the champion doesn't come without a price, and, when you have the gold, EVERYONE wants it, so, it was time to see how I did against three other opponents, all gunning for my title. But, being me, I would find a way to overcome those odds, because, I am the smartest wrestler alive, no questions asked.
*The camera fades into a room where we see the man of the hour, Raven sitting on a couch, feet propped up, as the camera zooms in on his grinning face*
Raven: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I am The Dark Lord, but, I don't really need an introduction. I am the biggest star in all of XWA, and, you could say the biggest star of all time. Now, I am sure most of you see me as this big ego driven jerk, who doesn't care for anyone. But, if you can believe it, it's not true all the time. You see, I came into XWA, when it just started, I saw a fresh up and coming promotion, and, I felt that I could use my ability, to help propel this company to the very top. As I sit here before you, I think I did just that. Look at the facts, I was the very first XWA World Champion, I held the title for over a year straight. I have faced off with some of the biggest names in the business today. Sure, I have caused some destruction along the way, and, as you are about to see. I turned XWA upside down, and made it my company. So, without any further adieu, let's get to watching me in action. The match you are about to see is my debut match here in XWA, against the former GM, Zane Barron for the XWA title. As you will see, I am above authority.
Raven vs Zane Barron on July 17th, 2006
Now is time for the highly anticipated Zane vs Raven match up, before we get to the match let's see a brief re-cap of this feud.
* The titontron shows us the debut of Raven,interrupting Zane's title announcement, we then see shots of Raven's promo on how Zane ruined his life. Shots of Zane making the match with Raven, and GM Iser making the match wrestling for the first 5 minutes, then after that anything goes.*
* We see shots of both Raven and Zane warming up in their respective Lockerrooms.*
In the arena we are set for the entrances of both combatants.
*The arena goes dark and we hear the words.... LOVE.....YOUR HATE.... YOUR....FAITH LOST..... YOU.... ARE NOW.... ONE.....OF US. "Miseria Cantare- The Beginning" by AFI blares throughout the arena as the self-proclaimed Virus Of Life, Raven makes his way to the ring accompanied by Talena, Raven does the Crucifix and they walk down the ramp, Raven slides into the ring walks to the corner does another Crucifix and sits in the corner with Talena awaiting his opponents Zane*
*"Bruisies" by Unloco starts to play as the lights go out and we see Zane appear of the ramp, he does a taunt of no importance and runs down to the ring, he gets in the ring does a cocky Orton style pose then does a backflip off the ropes*
We now have the pre-match introductions.
*My participant to the right, accompanied to the ring by Talena, from the Bowery, weighing in at 215 pounds, Raven. Raven gets up and does the Crucifix.*
*And to my left the GM of XWA, from somewhere in Mississippi, weighing in at 175 pounds, Zane 'Too Hot' Barron. Zane stretches as we hear the rules for this match* You will wrestle for the first 5 minutes of this match, after the 5 minutes are up anything goes, whoever wins will also be the XWA champion.*
The bell rings and we are under way, Raven and Zane both circle eachother in anticpation, they lock up and they go to the corner, ref asks for a clean break and he gets it. Raven and Zane go face to face and start a little jaw-jacking and Raven nails him with a clothesline. Zane is down on the mat and Raven applies a Rear Chinlock as the announcers are impressed with his technical skills. Zane somehow manages to get out of the chinlock and gets Raven in an armbar, which Raven quickly gets to the ropes and Zane is forced to break the hold. Zane tries an irish whip but Raven counters and whips Zane off the ropes and catches him with a brutal spinebuster, Raven takes the time to gloat to the fans as they boo very loudly. Announcers re-mark that the fans don't know who to cheer for since both are heels. Raven gets Zane in a cross armbar, and the ref is asking if Zane gives up, Zane yells out a loud "NO!" and gets to the bottomrope...1...2....3....4... Raven releases the hold at 4. We are now under a minute left of the five minute stipulation, Raven goes for sleeper but Zane counters with a jawbreaker, both men are down out of exhaustion and the ref begins to count them out.... 1....2.....3.....4....5.....6.....7... both get to their feet at seven and they both go for a superkick at the same time and they both nail eachother in the face. 3...2...1.. this ends the 5 minutes of wrestling now anything goes. Talena wastes no time and immediately grabs a steel chair for Raven to use. Raven gets to his feet and nails Zane in the head with a sickening thud as we see Zane has been busted open by the chair shot. Raven sets up the chair and is set to give Zane a drop toe hold onto the chair, Zane jumps out of the way, grabs the chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he falls down to the mat in a heap. Zane puts the chair on Raven's face and does a legdrop across the chair, and now Raven is busted open. Zane is taunting to the crowd when in comes Talena who hits Zane with a low-blow and a DDT onto the chair, Raven crawls over to the prone body of Zane and goes for the cover. 1...2.. Zane manages to kick out at 2 and a half, Raven wipes the blood out of his eyes and his wrist tape is now blood red, he goes outside the ring and looks under the ring and grabs a table. He sets up the table in the middle of the ring, he puts Zane onto the second rope... Raven is now trying to DDT Zane through the table... Zane is trying to fight back with shots to the ribs, but Raven eyerakes Zane, and while Zane is blinded he nails him with the Raven Effect DDT through the table!!! Crowd does a "HOLY SHIT!" chant, and Raven wearing a crimson mask weakly crawls over to Zane and goes for the pin.. 1...2...3..... Raven pins Zane thus becoming the XWA Champion!!!!
Talena enters the ring and goes to help Raven stand up, he grabs the belt and does the Crucifix, the crowd cheers both men out of respect and the fact we now have a champion.
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Raven: How awesome am I? That was just the beginning of my path to greatness here in XWA. This next match is one of my personal favorites, taking place in my hometown of Toronto, Canada. I set battle against Sting, a has-been who wanted to try and steal my thunder, but, little did he know... a surprise visitor would pay him a visit in this match.
Barely Legal: Raven vs Sting on August 18th, 2006
Tazz: That was some tag match, but it's time for our main event, the match we have been waiting for since Sting's debut. It's Raven our XWA Champion defending against the #1 contender Sting.
* A video package airs Sting's debut, and Raven running down Sting in promos and using his finishers in matches*
Joey Styles: This is a battle between good and evil, I for one hope that good prevails over evil and Sting beats Raven to become the new XWA Champion.
Tazz: I don't see the title changing hands tonight, but it will be an awesome match.
*We see shots of both Raven and Sting warming up in their respective lockerrooms*
Joey Styles: I would also like to mention to all of you at home, GM Iser has made this match a No DQ match, can anyone see that GM Iser has just put the odds in Raven's favor, he is protecting his champion, what kind of GM is he?
Tazz: A smart GM Joey, Raven is the greatest thing going in this fed, he should remain champion, enough talking let's get to the match.
Ring Announcer: The following match is a no DQ match and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Title.
*The music of Sting hits the arena and out comes Sting to a mixed reaction, more boos than cheers*
Tazz: Looks like Sting isn't liked much on Canadian soil.
Joey Styles: No, but I but that piece of Garbage Raven, will have the crowd in his corner tonight.
Tazz: You know Joey, one of these days Raven will hear what you say about him and kick your ass.
Sting gets in the ring and does some "woooooooooo" but the crowd doesn't get with him and starts to boo him even louder.
*A long silent pause as the arena is full of excitment*
Tazz: Here we go, I'm getting goosebumps Joey.
Joey Styles: Yes, this must be the calm before the storm.
*The lights go out and "Miseria Cantare - The Berginning" by AFI begins to play as the arena comes unglued*
Tazz: That was a thunderous ovation.
*Out through the smoke comes the current XWA champion, and hometown favorite, The Virus Of Life, Raven. Raven strikes the Crucifix to a mind blowing pop, he stops on the ramp and out through the smoke comes the newly crowned women's champ, Talena.
Tazz: The power couple has all the gold, that look suits them as well.
Joey Styles: Those two a pure evil.
*Raven and Talena walk down the ramp, Talena as always sits at ringside after mouthing off with the timekeeper, Raven strikes the Crucifix pose on the turnbuckles as the crowd continues to cheer loudly, Raven gets down and stares at Sting, pure hatred in his eyes*
Tazz: Look at Raven, his eyes are full of rage, Sting might not be ready for what Raven has in store.
Joey Styles: I sure hope Sting is ready he has to be.
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the #1 contender to the XWA title, this is Sting.
*The crowd boos loudly*
Ring Annoucer: Intorducing his opponent, he is the current reigning and defending XWA world champion, from The Bowery, better known as Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds he is The Virus Of Life, this is Raven.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix and once again gets a huge pop from his hometown crowd.*
Tazz: The hometown crowd showing their love for their hometown hero.
Joey Styles: Heros are not supposed to be evil Tazz, they are supposed to be good.
*Raven hands the ref his belt and the ref raisies it above his head, showing the crowd what is on the line*
Raven and Sting begin to circle eachother planning their attacks.
Tazz: Both are looking for an early advantage.
Raven and Tazz lockup and they end up in the corner, ref asks for a clean break, and to his suprise he gets it.
Joey Styles: Raven, playing by the rules, something doesn't seem right.
Raven and Sting lockup again, and this time Raven nails him with a knee to the midsection and a running knee lift as Sting falls to the mat, the crowd cheers Raven on. Raven is just stomping away on a helpless Sting, as the ref can't do anything since it's no DQ. Raven gets a little cocky and takes the time to gloat to the fans who begin a loud "Raven" chant.
Tazz: Listen to the crowd Joey, Raven is like a god in Canada.
Joey Styles: I am sure Gods play by the rules Joey.
Raven goes back to Sting who is up and nails Raven with some knife edge chops, but the crowd isn't woooooing they are booing each chop Sting does. Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails Raven with a forearm smash and Raven falls to the mat. Sting goes for a pin but gets a two, while Raven is down Sting puts Raven in a headlock, as the crowd urges Raven on with a "Let's Go Raven" chant.
Tazz: Raven is feeding off this crowd, he is making it to his feet.
Raven hits Sting with a few elbows to the gut and catches Sting on the chin with a huge right hand. Raven is taking the time to catch his breath and just goes over to Sting and begins to choke him, squeezing the breath out of Sting.
Joey Styles: What a noble move by the noble champion.
Raven lifts up Sting and hits him with a huge snap suplex and goes for the pin but only gets a two.
Raven asks Talena for a chair, she gets up and grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. Raven shows the chair to the crowd and gets their approval, Sting makes it to his feet and Raven is about to bash Sting's head in, but Sting kicks Raven in the gut and he drops the chair as the crowd begins to boo Sting.
Joey Styles: Looks like Sting was ready for that.
While Raven is down Sting catches his breath and picks up the chair, Sting goes to hit Raven but he misses and the chair bounces off the ropes and hits Sting in the head. Raven gets Sting into a mounted punching position and with brutal shots to the forehead Sting has been busted open.
Joey Styles: Blood has been spilt, Sting is in trouble.
Tazz: You got that right Joey, this fight has been taken to the extreme.
Raven is just tearing into the forehead off Sting as the blood flows out of the wound, all the while the crowd chants "This is awesome" Raven throws Sting into the corner, and attempts a Stinger Splash but Raven misses and hits the turnbuckle, Sting picks up the chair and hurls it at Raven who falls down from the chair throw. Closeups from the camera show that Raven too is now busted open.
Tazz: Now Raven is bleeding, this is some match.
Both Sting and Raven are down from the blood loss, Sting manages to pull himself up and goes to the other side to the ring, Raven uses the ropes to pull himself up, just as he does Sting charges at him and hits him with th Stinger Splash.
Joey Styles: STINGER SPLASH!!!! STINGER SPLASH!!!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!
Sting crawls on to Raven and goes for the cover. 1...2.... kickout!!!!
Tazz: He kicked out, Raven kicked out!!!! What a champion.
Raven and Sting both get to their feet and exchange right hands, Raven gets the better of Sting and knocks him down with a clothesline. Raven goes for the pin but only gets a two. Raven takes a moment to recover and locks Sting into an armbar/neckvice combo submission move. Raven wrenches back on the neck and Sting yells out in agony. He manages to get to the ropes and Raven is forced to break the hold. Raven wipes the blood out of his eyes and slides out of the ring and looks under the ring apron.
Tazz: What could he be looking for now?
Joey Styles: Whatever it is can't possibly be good for Sting.
Raven pulls out a table from the ring that ignites the crowd into and "XWA" Chant.
Raven slides the table into the ring and sets it up, Raven puts the limp body of Sting onto the table and Raven climbs the ropes.
Joey Styles: No, Raven can't be doing what I think he's doing.
Tazz: Looks like Sting is about to go through some wood.
Raven climbs to the second rope, but Sting manages to get off the table and crotch Raven on the ropes.
Tazz: That must have hurt.
Sting is on the ropes too and is looking to superplex Raven right through the table.
Tazz: You've gotta be kidding me....
Joey Styles: DO IT STING!!!! DO IT!!!!
Sting is about to superplex Sting, but all of the sudden the lights go out.
Tazz: What happened to the lights? You forget to pay the electricity bill Joey?
Joey Styles: What the hell is going on here?!?! Someone turn the lights back on!!!!
*The lights then turn back on as we see Vampiro hanging Sting over the ropes*
Joey Styles: WHAT THE HELL IS VAMPIRO DOING HERE?
??Tazz: I can't believe what I am seeing.
Vampiro let's go off Sting and goes outside the ring and searches under the ring, and pulls out a gas can.
Joey Styles: A GAS CAN...... WHAT IS VAMPIRO THINKING?
Tazz: I don't think he is going to BBQ some food.
Vampiro opens the gas can and dumps the gas all over Sting.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!! HE'S GONNA SET STING ON FIRE!!!!!
The crowd begins to chant "Holy Shit"
Vampiro reaches into a pocket and pulls out a match.
Joey Styles: NO!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!
Just as Vampiro go to light the match, Sting gets up and nails him with a Scorpian Deathdrop.
Joey Styles: Yeah, show him whose boss!!!!!
AAfter Sting disposes of Vampiro he turns aroudn right into the Chaos Theory RKO!!!
Tazz: WHat impact, It's gotta be all over.
Raven goes for the pin but somehow Sting kicks out.
Joey Styles: Yes, good will triumph over evil.
Sting is up and is looking for the Scorpian Deathlock, but Raven quickly gets to the ropes making Sting break the hold. Raven gets up and knocks Sting into the ref who falls down and Raven nails Sting with a low blow.
Joey Styles: Oh for the love of god.... not this way.
Raven grabs Stings right ankle and procedes to lock in an ankle lock.
Tazz: He calls that the Anarchy Lock, and it's very effective.
Sting is trying to muscle his way to the ropes but Raven drags him back to the middle of the ring and grapevines his ankle.
Joey Styles: Hang on Sting, Hang on.
Sting is crying out in pain, As Raven sinches on the hold, the crowd chants for Sting to tap out and Sting raises his hand.
Joey Styles: No!!!! Don't tap.
Tazz: He has no other choice.
Sting looks like he is about to tap but tries again to break the hold nut Raven, like a pitbull refuses to let go, just as the ref gets to his feet Sting finally has to tap out of the hold.
Joey Styles: NO!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT. EVIL WINS!!!!!
Tazz: That was a hell of a match, and I am happy with the outcome.
The bells sounds as the crowd goes nuts and cheers loudly as Raven has just retained the title over Sting.
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Raven: My best friend Vampiro X decided to show Sting that he couldn't measure up against me. Speaking of measuring up, it's a perfect tie in for my match against Rey Mysterio. Nothing gets me angry like the whole underdog persona, and, for poor Rey, in front of his hometown friends and family, I was going to put an end to that fairy tale.
Badd Blood: Raven vs Rey Mysterio on September 16th, 2006
Tazz: Well since Rey is in the ring, it's time for our main event, a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun match.
Joey Styles: That's right Tazz, as you can see crew workers and scrambling to assemble the ring, affixing weapons to the chains that are surrounding the ring.
Tazz: No kidding, I see some chairs, cookie sheets, garbage can lids, not only that weapons are also under the ring too.
Joey Styles: You know partner, since Rhino is the new #1 contender for the XWA title, what if he good friend Rey Mysterio wins the XWA title tonight in his hometown of San Diego?
Tazz: (Laughs) I don't think the title is going anywhere anytime soon Joey.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Clockwork Orange House of Fun and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Already in the ring, he is the challenger, weighing in at 165 pounds, he is San Diego's own... REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY MYsterio!
*San Diego crowd pops big as he salutes he crowd from amongst the plunder surrounding the ring*
*The arena suddenly goes dark*
Tazz: He we go Joey.
*The opening verse of Miseria Cantare - The Beggining can be heard throughout the arena, then suddenly jumps into "Diary Of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin*
Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigining and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven.
*Out through the smoke emerges the XWA Champion, with a cookie sheet in hand, he sets it down and strikes to Crucifix pose as gold pyro begins to fall, causing the crowd to unleash a flurry of boos*
* Raven makes his way to the ring, checking the ring to see if it's set up correctly, then procedes to climb the ropes and strike his famous Crucifix pose, which gets more boos*
Raven hands the ref the belt and he holds it high above his head.
Joey Styles: That is what Rey is fighting for tonight, can dreams really come true?
Tazz: No, but Nightmares can, which is what will happen to Rey tonight.
Rey takes an extra glance at the belt which proves costly, and Raven charges at him and bashes him in the back with the cookie sheet he had with him upon arriving.
The bell sounds and the match is officially underway, Raven is bashing Rey's spine with the cookie sheet over and over, each hit echos a loud crack as it connects with his exposed flesh.
Tazz: It sounds like gunshots Joey.
Raven then unlatches a trashcan lid, and lifts up Rey and drills him in the skull, as Rey falls down like a stack of dimes. Raven then lifts Rey up, but this time bashes Rey in the face handle side up, and we can see under the mask that Rey is beginning to bleed.
Joey Styles: This match is starting to get too graphic.
Tazz: That is what these people paid for Joey, to see action and violence.
Raven is now gouging the eyes of Rey through the opening of his mask as the crowd is booing him loudly and trying to get behind Rey with a "619" chant.
Joey Styles: This great San Diego crowd trying to will on their hometown hero.
Tazz: It's all in vain Joey, they might as well save their energy.
Rey is starting to feed off the electric crowd and gets to his feet, but Raven overpowers him and just slams him back to the canvas, and his head bounches off the mat like a basketball.
Raven now takes the opportunity to gloat, he strikes a cocky Orton style pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd beings to boo and starts a "Raven Sucks" chant.
Tazz: Gotta love Raven, playing to the crowd like that.
After the pose, Raven unlatches a steel chair and props it up in the middle of the ring.
Joey Styles: What does this sick bastard have in store for Rey now?
Raven lifts the limp body of Rey, whips him into the ropes and drop top holds Mysterio into the chair face first.
Tazz: Well, right now I would say Rey is having a dream right now, a dream where he never came to XWA.
Raven slides out of the ring and looks under the apron.
Joey Styles: Now what is he looking for? There aren't enough weapons at ringside for you?
Raven finds a table and slides it into the ring.
Tazz: Got wood Joey? Mysterio is about to get some.
Raven sets the table up in the opposite corner, picks up the chair and clocks Rey right in the head again, sending him crashing to the mat.
Joey Styles: Enough is enough.
Raven then sets the chair down and picks up Rey then hits a blatant low blow, and then drops Rey with the Chaos Theory face first into the chair.
Joey Styles: This has gone too far, it's torture in front of his family.
Rey is unconsious in the middle of the ring, Raven drags him in front of the table then stalks to the opposite side of the ring and waits.
Joey Styles: What is he doing now?
Tazz: Whatever it is, I am sure this will be a highlight moment on Raven's dvd.
A few moments pass and Raven is getting restless waiting for Rey to get up, and is shown with a crazed expression on his face.
Joey Styles: I think Raven has gone off the deep end tonight, this can't be good.
Rey finally gets up and shakily turns around, just then Raven charges full speed ahead and GORES Rey right through the table.
Tazz: GORE GOR GORE GORE!!!!!! Rey must be broken in half.
Joey Styles: No way Rey is going to be able to survive this.
Raven pulls Rey out of the wreckage and procedes to pin him.
One
Two
Three
The ref calls for the bell.
Joey Styles: Thankfully it's over, Rey needs some help.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still XWA Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!!!
Raven is handed his belt and he holds it up high as the San Diego fans boo him for destroying their hometown hero.
Tazz: Here are some EMT's for Mysterio.
Raven sees the EMT's enter the ring and attend to Rey, they get Rey out of the ring and get him on a stretcher and they wheel him up to the ramp, Raven then runs up the ramp scares away the EMT's and flips Rey's stretcher over and it falls off the ramp through another table.
Joey Styles: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Tazz: I think that was a message to the #1 contender, Rhino. If I were you, I would take caution, the same might happen to you.
Raven's music hits and he strikes the Crucifix pose, and flases an evil grin, as he heads to the back, leaving the San Diego fans in a stunned silence.
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Raven: Ah, that match is where my hatred of the high flyers began. Rey was all but broken after his match against me, but, that wasn't the last you have seen of him. After this match, I struck a nerve with one of his good friends, Rhino. He wanted to get revenge on me for my beating on Rey, and he tried to take the title from me on the grandest stage of them all... Wrestlemania in a Monster's Ball ClockWork Orange House of Fun. As you are about to see, Raven's are superior to Rhino's
WrestleMania: Raven vs Rhino on October 22nd, 2006
Joey Styles: Now folks it's the moment we have all been waiting for, the end of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history will come to an end tonight.
Tazz: A violent end anyway, it's Rhino challenging Raven for the XWA World Heavyweight Title in Monster's Ball, Clockwork Orange House of Fun.
Joey Styles: This feud has been brewing for quite some time, but picked up in intensity after the end of Badd Blood when Raven took out Mysterio, let's take a look back on how this feud has started.
*Video package plays and we see Raven's debut in XWA,beating Zane to become the first ever XWA World Heavyweight Champion. We then go to shots of Raven beating various people including Mike Knox, Test, Justin Credible, and Zane Barron. From there we see Rhino's debut in XWA siding with Edge as they waged war with Hogan and Jeff Jarrett. Flash ahead to Barely Legal where Rhino turns on Edge and goes after Raven's title, which he retained in his home town of Toronto against Sting. We then go to Badd Blood where Rhino beat Edge to become the #1 contender to the XWA title, split screen shows Rhino's good friend Rey Mysterio getting destroyed in his home town by Raven, ending with Raven flipping Rey off the stage from the stretcher into another table. Our final shot shows us the confrontation Raven and Rhino had a few days ago, all leading to tonight's match to end the feud once and for all. Raven/Rhino is Next!
*The arena is quiet with anticapation and excitment*
Rhino's music hit's and the arena comes unglued as The War Machine hits the ramp and pyro explodes as he charges to the ring, face full of rage and determination.
Joey Styles: Rhino looks calm heading into what could be the biggest match of his career.
Tazz: He might look calm on the outside, but he has to be nervous on the inside.
*Rhino's music dies down and there is a long silent pause as the crowd goes quiet once again as Rhino doesn't take his eyes off the entrance ramp*
*The arena goes pitch black*
Tazz: Here we go Joey, here we go.
*A mysterious voice hits the P.A.*
: You shall be visisted by a Dark Carnival, a traveling freak show of self-pity and war, a Carnival so sinister no one walks out alive, not you, not me, not anyone. So I bid you welcome as this Dark Carnival consumes your soul as you travel into the bottomless pit.
*Errie Carnival Music begins to play*
Tazz: What the hell is going on?
Joey Styles: I have no idea.
[Children laughing, Toy cranks up]
*On the entrance ramp two hooded figures emerge as the errie music continues to play and the two figures take out their hoods and it's none other than...... Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope..... The Insane Clown Posse*
Tazz: I don't believe it!!!! ICP's in the House, are you down with the Clown?!?!
*ICP begin to sing the song "Play With Me"
Violent J: Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rott away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey
[Chorus - Violent J]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the
other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so
lonley) [x2]
*During the Chorus smoke begins to cover the entrance ramp and out emerges The XWA Women's Champion, Riot, and the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven, he strikes the Crucifix as golden pyro falls down behind him all the while why ICP is singing his song*
Violent J: [2nd Verse- Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my fucking head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do!
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barley hear you play
Lost umong the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey
*Raven and Riot walk down the ramp, Raven and Rhino eyes lock as ICP continue to sing the song and Riot sits at Ringside, as Raven climbs the ropes and does the Crucifix pose as the crowd boos the loudest of the night, he climbs into the ring and instantly stares at Rhino as ICP keep singing.
[Shaggy2Dope]
Boys and girls, fuck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny
slimy, atomic shithead
(Super, duper!)
(Right)
(S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic)
(Right)
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!
[Chorus]
Tazz: I can't believe Raven is friends with ICP, big ups to ICP for proforming Raven's song it kicks ass by the way love those guys.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Monster's Ball/ Clockwork Orange House of Fun match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 275 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!!!!!
*Rhino raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers loudly*
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is hte current reigning and defending XWA Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, this is Raven!!!!!
*Raven strikes the Crucifix as the crowd boos loudly*
Tazz: I guess the fans took offense to Raven's comments earlier in the evening.
Joey Styles: I don't blame the fans, Raven said some pretty harsh things to them.
*Raven hands the belt to the ref and the ref raises it up high and shows it to both men*
Tazz: That is what's on the line, can Rhino pull the upset, or will Raven prevail?
Joey Styles: It will be a great match either way.
The bell sounds and Raven and Rhino meet in the center of the ring going nose to nose trying to intimidate the other.
Tazz: I don't think that will work, both men fear nothing.
Joey Styles: Both are not moving an inch.
After a little bit of jawjacking Raven and Rhino just wail away at eachother with a barrage of right hands.
Tazz: Looks like they are getting down and dirty right from the start.
Joey Styles: The way they both hate eachother, I am suprised they were able to get past the introductions.
The brawl spills to the outside as Raven whips Rhino into the steel guardrail then goes to unlatch a garbage can lid from the chains and goes to hit Rhino but he charges and tackles Raven to the ground and unloads with right hands.
Tazz: Talk about a brawl, this is everything I expected so far.
Rhino tosses Raven back in the ring and picks up the trash can and takes it in the ring with him and smashes it against the skull of Raven who goes down in a heap.
Rhino taking a page from Raven grabs a cookie sheet as the crowd cheers loudly.
Tazz: Looks like Rhino is going to use Raven's trademark weapon against him.
As Rhino goes to hit Raven, he is met with a Steel chair upside the head, sending Rhino to the mat in a hurry.
Tazz: Smart move, Raven suckered Rhino in and made him pay, brilliant.
As Rhino is down Raven locks in a Camel Clutch on Rhino, gouging his eyes in the process, Rhino is yelling out in pain as the die-hard Philly faithful try to will him on.
Joey Styles: The sold out crowd urging Rhino on.
Rhino feeds off their energy and gets up and falls backwards, squashing Raven in the process.
Tazz: That was instinct.
As Raven is down Rhino takes a bit of time to catch his breath, still reeling from the chair shot, Rhino slides outside and looks under the apron and grabs a stapler!
Joey Styles: A Stapler!!!! What is he thinking?!?
Tazz: Nothing good I take it.
Rhino gets back in the ring and holds the stapler up for the crowd who give their approval, Rhino grabs the head of Raven and embeds a staple into his skull as Raven screams out in pain.
Tazz: Raven just got stapled, this is nuts.
Rhino grabs Raven and staples him again, this time blood begins to fall from his head.
Joey Styles: Seems that Raven has been busted open, from the sound of it, the crowd is happy.
As Raven rolls around in agony from the staples in his head, Rhino goes outside and grabs a table.
Tazz: A Table, just like our old ECW days.
As Rhino sets up the table a 'Let's go Rhino" chant begins, Rhino takes time to look out into the crowd showing his appreciation for them. He props the table up in the corner, turns around right into a shot from the Cookie Sheet as Raven drilled him in the head.
Tazz: Looks like Raven was ready for that.
The blood flows down Raven's face as he grabs the stapler and staples Rhino's head three times, this time Rhino is the one screaming is pain as he too is bleeding.
Tazz: Raven got his payback, all at Rhino's expense.
Joey Styles: I don't know how much more of this we will be allowed to air.
Raven pounds away at the forehead of Rhino, each punch makes more blood flow from the wound, as the crowd boos him loudly. Raven picks Rhino up and bashes him in the head with a trash can lid and Rhino staggers to keep his balance, so Raven bashes it over his head again, this time Rhino falls back down to the mat.
Raven repositions the table in the corner and picks up Rhino and throws him into the table and Rhino is propped against the table.
Tazz: What is Raven planning?
Raven goes to the opposite of the ring and charges at Rhino, but Rhino charges and nails him with a strong shoulder block, sending both men down to the canvas.
Joey Styles: What impact, let's see an instant replay.
*Instant replay airs*
Raven and Rhino struggle to get to their feet, both men do and Raven nails Rhino with a hard right hand, sending Rhino back then in return he nails Raven with a right hand.
Tazz: Back and forth they go, back to the straight up brawling.
They trade right hands until Raven gets smart and kicks Rhino in the midsection and hits a snap DDT and goes for the cover.
One
Two
Tazz: Kickout at 2.
Raven picks up Rhino who counters into a huge spine buster and goes for the pin himself.
One
Two
Joey Styles: Another near fall.
Rhino wipes the blood from his eyes and fixes the table in the corner, while on the other side Raven slides out the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher and blinds Rhino with it.
Tazz: It has other uses other than putting out fires.
With Rhino blinded Raven goes for the Chaos Theory, but Rhino manages to throw him off, while the ref checks his eyes.
Joey Styles: Brute strength by Rhino.
With the ref checking on Rhino, Raven runs at Rhino and knocks him down with a clothesline and goes for the pin.
One
Two:
Tazz: Count of two, this match is off the charts.
Raven is starting to get a bit angry and goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino.
Joey Styles: Lethal shots by Raven, he will do anything to keep the title around his waste.
Tazz: That is why he's the champ.
Raven stops pounding on Rhino and goes to un-hook a steel chair and props it in the center of the ring.
Tazz: Drop Toe Hold time?
Raven whips Rhino into the ropes by unbeknowst to him Rhino grabs another chair and hurls it at Raven's head and he is down.
Joey Styles: Rhino knows how to counter Raven, we could have a new champion.
Raven crawls to the corner, in front of the table and Rhino crouches as the crowd can tell he is going for the GORE!
Tazz: Look behind you champ.
Just as soon as Raven gets up, Rhino charges full steam ahead at Raven who got a cookie sheet and blasted Rhino in the head but his momentum carried him and he GORED Raven through the table as they both fall outside of the ring.
Joey Styles: Oh My God!!!!!
Tazz: You don't say, that was a wicked turn of events.
*Instant replay*
With both men down, the sell out crowd roars with cheers are they are appreciating what they are seeing.
Tazz: The fans sure are getting their money's worth.
Joey Styles: That they are.
Both men begin to stir and Rhino grabs Raven and powerbombs him on the padded concrete floor, then goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thr-
Tazz: Raven kicked out, that was a close call.
Rhino is getting pissed and kicks the steel steps out of anger, picks up Raven and tosses him back into the ring. Rhino grabs a "For Sale" sign and clocks Raven with it.
Tazz: All weapons are legal, no matter how strange they are.
Rhino places the steel chair on the ground and yells out "RHINO DRIVER!!!" as the crowd scream.
Joey Styles: Rhino Driver? This could be it.
Rhino grabs Raven and holds him above the chair and is set to drill him with the Rhino Driver, but Raven was playing possum and grabs the chair and flips out of it and cracks Rhino in the head with the chair.
Tazz: What a counter.
Raven goes for the quick cover.
One
Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out.
Raven is now yelling out in anger as the crowd is going wild as Rhino kicked out.
Once again Raven goes back to pounding on the head of Rhino, blood covers his wrist tape.
Tazz: Raven is hell bent on destroying Rhino.
Raven picks Rhino up and prepares to suplex him, but Rhino blocks the suplex and tuns it into a running powerslam, but Rhino is un-able to capatiolize due to the blood loss.
Joey Styles: The blood loss playing a factor.
Rhino staggers over to Raven and goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thr-
Tazz: Yet another near fall.
Rhino slides out of the ring, grabs another table and slides it into the ring, as Raven recovers from the brutal powerslam. With Raven still down Rhino sets up the table in the middle of the ring and puts Raven on top of the table, then gets on the table himself.
Tazz: Whatever Rhino is planning this can't be good.
Rhino is looking to Rhino Driver Raven through the table, but Riot enter the ring and low blows Rhino and slides back out of the ring.
Tazz: Looks like Riot was tired of Rhino being in control, with her in Raven's corner, it's hard to be prepared for anything.
Raven seizes the opportunity and gets Rhino in Raven EFfect position.
Tazz: If Raven hits the Raven Effect it's all over.
Raven lifts Rhino up and drills him through the tables as is splinters in pieces, he then goes for the cover.
One
Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Rhino kicked out!!!!! He Kicked out!!!!
Tazz: How did he do that?
*Instant replay*
Raven is outraged and punches the canvas in a rage and yells at the ref for counting too slow.
Joey Styles: Raven's not happy with that call.
With Rhino out cold, Raven locks in the Anarchy Lock, and Grapevines the leg of Rhino and he yells out in pain.
Tazz: Rhino is in the center of the ring, no place to go.
As Rhino is in a ton of pain, the crowd begins to chant his name, willing him to get to the bottom rope.
Joey Styles: Rhino is using his upper body strength to pull himself toward the ropes.
Rhino gets to the ropes and Raven breaks the hold, yelling in anger about no DQ's in this match.
Tazz: Raven is angry more than ever.
Raven just stops on Rhino as he lays defenseless on the mat, then grabs the steel chair and once again places it in the middle of the ring, whips Rhino off the ropes and connects with the drop toe hold.
Tazz: The move connects this time.
More blood flows out of Rhino's head as Raven goes for the pin again.
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Two
Thre-
Joey Styles: Yet another near fall, what does Raven have to do to put Rhino away.
Rhino struggles to get to his feet as Raven continues to yell at the ref that he is counting too slow, he doesn't notice Rhino get up and he turns right into a GORE!
Joey Styles: GORE! GORE! GORE!, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
Tazz: This can't happen.
Rhino goes for the pin.
One
Two
Thre-
Tazz: Raven kicked out at the last second!!!!!!
*Instant Replay*
Rhino looks to put Raven away with another GORE, as Riot jumps on the apron and distracts Rhino.
Joey Styles: What is she doing? Get down from there.
Rhino walks over to Riot as she yells at him, he grabs her by the hair, but she rakes his eyes and he spins right into the Chaos Theory.
Tazz: Choas Theory!!!! Chaos Theory!!!!
Raven weakly crawls over to Rhino and goes for the pin.
One
Two
Three!!!!
Tazz: HE DID IT!!!!!! RAVEN RETAINED!!!!!
Joey Styles: All thanks to Riot.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and Still XWA Heavyweight Champion: Raven!!!!
The crowd rather of booing Raven, cheer him out of respect for the brutal match he gave them.
Joey Styles: I must admit, after seeing this match I do respect Raven, that was truly a match for the ages.
*Instant replay of all the big spots of the match ending with the Choas Theory*
Riot enters the ring and helps Raven get to his feet as his normal music hits and he holds up his belt high as the crowd continue to cheer both men out of respect.
Tazz: The crowd showing their appreciation for both men as they put their bodies on the line to give the fans a hell of a show, my hat off to both men, thanks for a great WM match.
Riot puts the belt around Raven's waist as he climbs the turnbuckles and strikes the Crucifix pose as Rhino gets up, he jumps off and makes Riot get behind him.
Tazz: Is Rhino going to attack Riot for costing him the match?
After a long staredown Rhino extends his hand as the crowd gets loud with cheers.
Joey Styles: Looks like Rhino wants to end the feud on a high note, both men must have respect for eachother after the hell they just endured.
Raven looks around the crowd as they cheer, and he extends his hand and he and Rhino shake hands in the middle of the ring as the crowd goes nuts.
Joey Styles: Class act by both men, great wait to close this PPV.
Raven and Rhino then hold up eachothers hands as Raven's music hits again and he and Rhino taunt to the sold-out crowd to bring the PPV to a close.
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Raven: One of the most brutal matches I have ever been in. After this match, Rhino and I saw that would could cause a lot of chaos, so, he came and joined Dead Pool, cementing our group into immortality. Now, as you can see XWA was well on the rise, and even rival companies took notice. That is where WWE came into play, and, gave birth to my most annoying rival, Rob Van Dam, RVD claimed to be the whole fucking show, but, he never stepped foot against me. In a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, I showed Rob who really is Mr. Pay Per View.
XWA vs WWE Invasion: Raven vs Rob Van Dam on December 17th, 2006
Joey: Well it's time for our main event, it will be WWE's Rob Van Dam taking on XWA's World Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven in a TLC match for the XWA title.
Tazz: Raven is out of his element in this one Joey, but being the badass champion he is, I have a feeling he will adapt to this enviroment and beat RVD at his own game.
Joey: If he doesn't, WWE will have possession of the XWA title.
*A video package airs of WWE's invasion in XWA. Rob Van Dam calling out Raven, and Raven trash talking RVD in his promos*
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a TLC match for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship!!!!!!
*Fury of the Storm hits and out comes Rob Van Dam to a loud mixed reaction*
Tazz: Seems that Van Dam is not very liked with the XWA fans Joey.
Joey: Why should they like him, after all the negative things he said about XWA, I am suprised the fans aren't jumping over the barricade to assualt him.
*RVD slides into the ring and does his thumb taunt*
Lillian Garcia: Already in the ring, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, Rob Van Dam!!!!
*The lights go out and the XWA side goes insane with cheers*
Tazz: Looks like the XWA side is ready to see the champ.
*"Sleeping Awake" by P.O.D. hits as smoke pours from the entrance ramp.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigning and defending XWA World Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven!!!!
*Raven emerges through the smoke as the XWA fans go nuts, the WWE side is booing, but are drown out by the XWA Side*
Tazz: Those WWE fans should just save their breath.
*Raven strikes the Crucifix pose as golden pryo falls down behind him as he makes his way to the ring alone this time.*
Joey: I wonder where Riot is.
Tazz: She is probably in the back getting ready to enjoy Raven beating the hell out of Van Dam.
*On his way to the ring, Raven spots a sign that says "Raven = Dynasty" as the fans on the XWA Side begin to bow at him.(
Joey: True respect by the XWA fans.
*Raven slides into the ring and does the Crucifix pose to another loud reaction, as he looks up to see his title hanging by the ceiling.*
Tazz: That is what Raven will be fighting for, the biggest prize in our federation.
Joey: It doesn't get bigger than this.
*As Raven's music fades out RVD asks Lillian Garcia for a mic*
The fans are loud(but mixed) with the reception... and RVD goes to speak...
RVD: You know...after what has happened...over the last few days...you think I should be mellow and say 'whatever' and 'cool' because those are the only two words I am aloud to say in the WWE...
XWA fans: WHAT!?
RVD: Well...just because I didn't kiss Vince's ass, I'm now being treated as a second-rate jobber...and that is a load of crap!
XWA fans: VINCE SUCKS COCK! VINCE SUCKS COCK! VINCE SUCKS COCK!
RVD: Rob Van Dam(doing his thumb motions) is not a second rate anything! Vince apparantly thinks that...and for that... he and the WWE 'superstars' can offically kiss my ass!
XWA fans cheer that comment, and the WWE fans boo that comment.
RVD: I'm not a contracted XWA wrestler, but I might have bad mouthed it at first...but I feel like I'm at home here...more than I ever was in that evil tyrant's empire...because I'll help make X-W-A because I'm ROB-VAN-DAM(XWA fans say it with him now) and I'm the whole FUCKING show!
*The bell sounds and the match is underway*
Tazz: Those were some big remarks from Van Dam.
Joey: You don't say, WWE does treat the talented wrestlers like crap.
Raven and RVD circle eachother and lock up. Raven gets the advantage and backs RVD into the corner as the ref asks for a clean break, and gets one.
Joey: Both are getting the feel of things, not looking to rush into anything.
Raven and RVD get loosened up and once again lock up as this time Van Dam backs Raven into the corner as the ref asks him for a clean break. Van Dam backs off but Raven gets in a quick shot to the midsection and rams RVD shoulderfirst into the turnbuckle.
Tazz: Seems that Raven has gotten the early advantage.
With Van Dam in pain, Raven locks in a shoulderlock.
Joey: Seems that Raven is going to pick apart RVD one body part at a time, to weaken him so he can climb the ladder.
Tazz: Smart very smart.
Raven wrenches back on RVD's shoulder as the XWA fans are cheering both Raven and Van Dam on as the WWE Side is booing them both. Van Dam feeds off the fans and manages to get to his feet but Raven yanks him back down by a pull of the hair.
Tazz: Raven, a thinking man's wrestler.
With Van Dam on the mat, Raven slides to the outside and tosses in the ladder and also grabs a trusty cookie sheet and a steel chair.
Joey: Raven looking to take this match to a new level of extreme.
Raven picks up the cookie sheet, and just as RVD gets up he turns right into a shot right to the head.
Tazz: Raven is no stranger when it comes to weapons that's for sure, what a sick shot.
As RVD is down, Raven props the ladder in the corner opposite to RVD.
Joey: What does the champ have in mind?
Tazz: It can't be godo for Van Dam.
Raven picks RVD up and irish whips him back first into the ladder as he crashes violently into the ladder.
Joey: Oh My God what impact!!!!
XWA Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
RVD rolls around in pain as Raven picks up the ladder and slams it directly into RVD's back causing him to scream out in pain.
Joey: Raven is looking to take out RVD's back, if he does so, he takes out a lot of RVD's offense, plus, you can't climb the ladder with a bum back.
Raven slams the ladder into RVD's back once more for good measure as he sets up the ladder in the center of the ring.
Tazz: Raven is looking to claim his title right now, with Van Dam out, what a better time to win than now.
The XWA fans chant for Raven and also chant for RVD to get up.
Joey: Once again the XWA fans showing respect for both men.
Raven has the XWA title in his grasp, but out of no where Van Dam leaps off the turnbuckle and knocks Raven off with a diving kick.
Tazz: How did RVD do that?
XWA Fans: XWA! XWA! XWA!
Joey: That must have taken a lot of out RVD to get enough strength to climb up the turnbuckle and knock off Raven.
Both men are down as the XWA fans will both men to get to their feet. Raven is the first to get to his feet as he nails RVD with a hard right hand (yes it was closed fist, DQ me why don't ya ) RVD responds with a forearm shot as he and Raven battle back and forth. Van Dam puts an end to it with a Crescent Kick right to the head that sends Raven down to the mat.
Tazz: RVD has dangerous feet, you have to be careful.
With Raven down, RVD charges at the ropes and drills Raven with a Rolling Thunder, sending all his weight crashing down on Raven's torso.
Joey: That knocks the air right out of you.
RVD then quickly springs up the turnbuckle and nails a Split-Legged Moonsault.
Joey: What agility by Van Dam.
This time RVD sets up the ladder and places it in the center and begins his asscent to the top.
Tazz: RVD is now going for the title, Raven is in trouble.
RVD is inches away from the belt, but Raven gets up and nails RVD in the back with the steel chair and sends RVD falling off the ladder.
Joey: What impact, Raven is a wrestling genius.
As RVD is holding his back, Raven applies a Camel Clutch to further punish the back of RVD.
Joey: Smart submission, too bad Batista doesn't know how to do any, maybe he could learn a thing or two from watching Raven Wrestle.
Raven turns up the pressure and really pulls back on the hold, as the XWA fans begin to cheer for Van Dam once again. RVD gets to a standing position with Raven on his back as falls backwards, in the process squashing Raven.
Joey: What a smart counter.
As RVD fights off the effects of the camel clutch he picks up the ladder and places it in the corner and climbs to the outside and climbs the ropes.
Tazz: What is he doing?
RVD climbs to the top rope and begins to climb up the ladder.
Joey: You don't think.
As RVD balances on top of the ladder, he does his RVD Thumb Taunt and leaps off the ladder nailing a HUGE Five Star Frog Splash.
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!! RAVEN MUST BE DEAD!!!!
XWA Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
Tazz: RVD put his body on the line with that move, both men are down. This is some match, forget the Invasion, just two guys putting it all on the line for the XWA title.
RVD slowly gets to his feet, noticing that Raven is still out from the 5 Star, so he re-positions the ladder in the center of the ring ands begins to climb.
Joey: This is it, RVD is going to do it.
Tazz: He just might, but don't count Raven out just yet.
As RVD is seconds away from getting the title Raven manages to get under the ladder and grabs RVD ans sends him to the mat with a strong Powerbomb.
Tazz: See, told you not to count Raven out.
Joey: He must have been playing possum.
RVD is out like a light, Raven grabs the chair and places it over the face of RVD.
Joey: Now what?
With RVD still down, Raven climbs up the ropes.
Tazz: He is looking to end RVD right now.
As Raven is set to leap off the turnbuckle RVD gets to his feet and Monkey Flips Raven off the top rope sending him spine first onto the chair.
Joey: RVD with a huge counter, Raven looks to be out.
Tazz: What a match.
RVD once again grabs the ladder and begins to climb.
Tazz: Is the 3rd time a charm?
As RVD has his hand on the title, the crowd gets loud.
Joey: What is going on?
Cameras cut to the ramp where we see Riot running down to the ring.
Tazz: Ah, see the Queen is out for a front row seat.
Riot slides into the ring and manages to tip the ladder over sending RVD crashing all the way to the outside.
Joey: OH MY GOD!!!! It looks like Riot did more then just watch the match.
Tazz: You don't say, Van Dam landed hard on the outside.
With RVD out of the ring, Riot sets up the ladder and helps Raven get to his feet.
Tazz: See, I knew Riot would appear sometime.
Shakily Raven begins the climb to the top of the ladder and retrieves his title as the match ends.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and STILL XWA Champion, Raven!!!!!
Winner: Raven (26:54)
The match ends as the XWA fans give both men a well deserved standing ovation, the cameras neglect to show the lame WWE Fans.
Tazz: What a match, hats off to both men.
Joey: I agree partner.
Riot helps Raven off the ladder as he is handed his belt as his music hits. He holds up the title high as the XWA Faithful cheer loudly as the spectacle they have witnessed. Trainers come from the back to help RVD up. As Raven and Riot exit the XWA fans chant "Thank You" to both Raven and Rob Van Dam. RVD is shown getting to his feet and salutes the fans as Raven and Riot make their way to the back.
Joey: What a way to end a huge PPV.
Tazz: You don't say, well until our next broadcast, goodnight folks.
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Raven: That is right, I AM Mr. Pay Per View, and, I proved it against Rob, and, I would prove it again. But, being the champion doesn't come without a price, and, when you have the gold, EVERYONE wants it, so, it was time to see how I did against three other opponents, all gunning for my title. But, being me, I would find a way to overcome those odds, because, I am the smartest wrestler alive, no questions asked.
