Breakdown

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Usual pyro goes off and Joey and Tazz are at the table.

Joey:~Still visibally pissed~ Hello and welcome to Breakdown...without our GM for the first time in XWA history.

Tazz: Raven did a number on his knee. He might not be able to walk for months.

Joey: There is no update on his condition, so it's inmate rules.

Tazz: That means...Raven can do whatever he wants.

Joey: Shit...

Chris Harris comes out to virtualy no reaction from the crowd.

Tazz: Boring.

Joey: Double shit...

Jeff Hardy comes out with the regular Hardyz entrance and his new purple pyro.

Tazz: I have to admit, I am impressed with the Hardyz being able to hang with the Dead Pool at Unscripted, but they lost...

Joey: But still, they had the majority of the offence.

Hardy ducks a closeline and hits a quick whisper in the wnid.

Joey: Damn that was fast.

Hardy then picks Harris up...hits a quick jaw-breaker, then a twist of fate, then the swanton bomb and the match is already over.

Winner in a squash: Jeff Hardy.

Tazz: I think I know these guys'll be going to Wrestlemania to face Edge and Christi--

Edge runs in and spears Jeff Hardy.

Joey: What the hell!?

Edge then gets in Jeff's face holding the tag belt right beside him.

Edge: You see this!? Huh? You see this? This is MINE! There is no way you are winning this belt you son of a bitch!

Joey: What an ass.

~Commershalls~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Back from commercials we are greeted by the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven as he speaks from his lockerroom as he addresses the fans via the titontron.





Raven: You people should feel honored that I decided to grace you all with my prescence. I requested this time to talk about a few things. First of all, we will find out who gets a shot at my XWA title, surely whoever wins has no chance of taking this title away from me. I mean, let's look at a few people in the four way match. You have Chris Benoit, no doubt he is on of the best wrestlers of all time, but how many big matches have you seen Benoit involved in during his career? Now, how many of those matches has he won? I rest my case, he may have all the talent in the world, but he will never win where it counts, in a main event title match. So if Benoit somehow manages to face me in the title match, he might as well just give up since no one can out perfrom me in a big match. Then you have RVD, I remember I beat RVD in his own game, a TLC match, then he had enough nerve to whine and bitch about being cheated out of his title, where in reality he just got out-performed by me. I mopped the floor with him in that match and kept my title. Let's face it people, no one in this fed deserves to wear this title but me, I am the one man dynasty, XWA's saving grace, I am Raven, your XWA Champion, do well to remember that.



*Raven smirks and pushes the cameraman out of his lockerroom*





~Commercials~

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Matt Striker comes out with fellow teacher Michelle McCool.

Joey: Oh God...I'm still pissed at Raven's rambling...now teachers!?

Tazz: I failed ninth grade thanks to those bastards.

Shelton Benjamin comes out before Striker can talk to a good pop.

Joey: Not the biggest Benjamin fan, but THANK YOU! I don't want to hear those two teaching morons talk about the gayest World Histroy bullshit.

Tazz: Agreed.

Benjamin superkicks Striker and a quick 1.2.3.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin.

Michelle goes to slap Benjmain, but Benjamin grabs her and lays a quick kiss on her to shock her...another pop. Striker is POed...and McCool looks like she just choked on something.

~Commershall hyping up the new Dead Pool beanies~

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Joey: We're finally back on the air.

"So Cold" plays and the one and only Vampiro X appears though the smoke and spits out his trademark mist, which gives him heel heat from the rowdy crowd.

Joey: The silent assassin of Dead Pool might have to face the ring-leader in a title match!

Tazz: Who should I root for...

Joey: ...

Beniot rushes to the ring as his music blares and gets a huge pop.

Joey: Probably the best 'wrestler' on the roster right here.

Tazz: Meh, Raven'll outbrawl him.

Kane's pyro goes off and Kane comes out, and gets booed.

Joey: Probably the best 'big man' in the buisness coming out here in Kane, and he's probably the most psychotic wrestler in the ring of the four that'll fight.

Tazz: Bleh, Raven would out-smart him.

'Fury of the storm' plays and Van Dam makes an appearance and gets cheered by the XWA fateful.

Joey: The self-proclaimed whole f'n show of XWA, Rob Van Dam.

Tazz: Raven already beat him in his own game!

RVD and Vamp lock up as Beniot and Kane go to brawling. RVD takes Vamp down with an armdrag, and Beniot takes Kane down with an arm-ringer and he drops a knee to Kane's face, who throws Beniot off, while Vampiro X gets up, blocks a Van-Dam punch, and gives him a steamroller.

Joey: A whole-lot of action. What a welcome back treat with four of XWA's top stars.

Tazz: Winner gets a title shot against Raven immeditely after.

RVD and Beniot switch off and RVD and Kane brawl with punches, and RVD's occasional kicks. Beniot and Vamp begin trading suplexs, Beniot slightly overpowers Vamp with a front suplex, and then Vamp eye-pokes him.

Tazz: Haha! I love it.

Kane litterally throws Van Dam with a choke bomb half way across the ring.

Joey: Oh my, the power of Kane.

Tazz: It's impressive to watch.

Vampiro X suplexes Beniot down, and then picks him up and goes for a northern lights, Beniot DDTs Vamp out of it, then Kane closelines Beniot.

Joey: Gotta do what you must to win.

RVD then superkicks Kane down, and hits a rolling thunder. Kane throws RVD off after he goes for the cover, and trys to closeline RVD, but RVD dropkicks his knees and Kane hits the ropes. Vampiro X gets behind RVD and goes for a state of confusion and trys to get RVD down, Beniot gets behind Vamp and german suplexes both of them down, throwing Van Dam out of the ring!

Joey: Oh my God, you can't forget how tough and tenatious Chris Beniot is.

~Commershalls that plug the brand new Dead Pool beanies again~

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A Mr Kennedy promo airs hyping up his debut.

Beniot is busy delievering punishing knees to Vamp's face, and Vampiro X spits mist at Beniot!

Joey: Oh my...that wasn't very sporty...

Vampiro X hits a reverse DDT on the misted Beniot and covers him. 1...........2........RVD dropkicks Vamp to break it up.

Kane comes romping in and delievers a side-walk slam to RVD, and then a leg drop, and Vampiro X climbs the top rope and missle dropkicks the big man down. He goes for a quick cover, but Kane powers out at 2. Beniot just gets water to rid the mist from his eyes and comes running back in a snap suplex to Vampiro X. Vamp picks up quickly and they are increasing the intensity of their brawling.

Joey: May-be a future PPV encounter between those two.

Tazz: I hope so, I'm enjoying these two just kick the holy-high hell out of each-other!

Vampiro X gets the quick advantage with a knee right to Beniot's gut, and he is going for a spike-piledriver on Beniot's surgically repaired neck.

Joey: This is a move we don't see often out of anyone...and Beniot has a surgically repaired neck!

Vampiro X spikes Beniot down with the piledriver and goes for a pin. 1...............2........Beniot kicks out, and Vampiro X just responds with the apendix stomp, while Kane is busy throwing RVD around the ring with various slams. RVD finally counters with a stiff kick to the face, and then a springboard martial arts kick to take Kane down. RVD hits a splitlegged moonsault and goes for the cover, Kane kicks out at two.

Joey: Kane's not going down easily.

Tazz: None of these guys are, Joey!

Vampiro X applys a camel clutch on Beniot and Beniot struggles to the ropes and grabs it quickly. RVD then goes for a spring-board moonsault, but Kane catches him and snake eyes on the corner...and a big boot. Vamp goes a fujiwara arm-bar, but Beniot rolls out and applys one on Vampiro X, who just snatches the ropes in record time.

Joey: Beniot'll out wrestle you through-out a duration of the match.

~More commershalls, this time, a Mankind promo~

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~Another commercial, this time, promoting all XWA shirts, including Raven's, the Dead Pool shirt, a new one for the GM, a Chris Beniot one, and a second Dead Pool shirt~

Vampiro X kicks Beniot right between the legs.

Tazz: HAH! If you ain't cheat'n you ain't trying.

Kane comes in and chokeslams Beniot out of the ring.

Joey: Oh my...that was brutal.

Vamp then sneaks in and applys the State of Confusion on the big man, Kane!

Tazz: That's sneaky...wait what the?

Kurt Angle runs down and low-blows Vamp and he falls and Kane falls on him, but Vamp still has the hold on. RVD's climbing the top rope and frogsplashes Kane and Vamp, squashing Vamp completely, and Kane rolls out of the ring, RVD pins Vamp. 1.........2..........3

Winner: RVD

Joey: Not the most clean way to win, but RVD has earned himself a title shot.

There's a shot in the rafters where the GM is clapping on how good the match was, then he stands up with help from his cane(which is pimped out, of course) Van Dam awaits for the champion.

~More commercials, promoting the Dead Pool beanies a third time, because they kick ass.~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: With that win, RVD is now set to face the current XWA champion, my man Raven.


Joey: Yes, but how much does RVD have left in the tank?



Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship. Already in the ring, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, Rob Van Dam!!!!



*The crowd cheers and chants RVD RVD RVD*




*The lights go out*



Tazz: It seems it has been a while since we have seen this entrance.


Joey: Oh yes, I mean we can't survive without it.



*The lights come back on and "Swan Dive" by Hed (p.e.) hits the P.A. as smoke pours out the entrance ramp*



Tazz: This song is badass, much like Raven, c'mon Joey headbang to it.


Joey: I will pass.



*Raven emerges from the smoke along with Riot and he poses as Golden Pyro falls down behind them as the crowd boos loudly*



Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, the current reigning and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, the Virus of Life, Raven!!!!



Joey: Seems the crowd still hates Raven, even after the brief lay-off.



Tazz: *Still head banging to the song* Swan Dive into the Asphalt!!!! YEAH!!!!



Joey: Oh, brother.



*Raven slides into the ring and strikes the Crucifix pose as Riot sits at ringside*



Tazz: I see the Queen is wearing the Dead Pool shirt, go out and buy 30 of them folks.



*Raven hands the title to the ref and stretches as his music fades and the bell rings*



Joey: Can lightning strike twice? Can RVD win two matches in a row and become the new XWA champion?


Tazz: NO!!!!! Because whose better? RAVEN IS!!!! SWAN DIVE!!!!



Joey: Please be quiet.



Raven immedietly charges at RVD and unleashes a barrage of right hands and kicks to the midsection as RVD can only cover up as exhaustion overcomes him.



Joey: This is a big factor, RVD must be tired, but he must keep going.



Raven picks up RVD and nails a suplex, then hits a huge knee drop to the face and goes for a quick cover.


One


Two


Joey: Only two


Raven procedes to lock RVD into a rear chinlock and let all his weight fall down on RVD's back and mid-section.



Tazz: Raven is bending RVD like a pretzel, I like pretzels by the way.



Raven applies more pressure but the XWA fans begin to chant his name and it gives RVD a boost of adreniline and he gets to his feet and kicks Raven in the face with a back kick.



Joey: Talk about out of no where.


As Raven is dazed on the mat, RVD goes for a quick split-legged moonsault, but Raven gets the knees up and RVD crashed stomach first knocking the wind out of him. Feeling the affects, Raven just stomps all over the body of RVD, making sure to get every part of the body.



Joey: Raven is ruthless, a ruthless champion.



Raven stops kicking RVD, then punches him in the head with a closed fist as the ref tells him to stop.



Tazz: Raven, still breaking all the rules.



Raven stops and takes the time to pose and gloat as the fans boo him loudly.


Joey: The fans are sick of him just like I am.



RVD manages to get to his feet but Raven just knocks him down with a clothesline and locks him in a Dragon Sleeper.



Tazz: Half of the Decorated In Flames.



With RVD in the center of the ring, Raven locks in the hold even tighter, making it harder for RVD to breath.



Joey: Come on RVD, will yourself to break it.



Tazz: Tap out it's useless RVD.



The crowd once agains to cheer for RVD to counter the hold, and he does manage to get to his feet, but as he tries to do a back elbow, Raven ducks it and spins him around, and in that split second nails him with the Chaos Theory.



Tazz: Oh yeah, out of no where.


Joey: That was out of no where, how did he do it.



Raven goes for the cover.


One

Two

Three.



Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still XWA Champion: Raven!!!!



The crowd boos loudly as Swan Dive hits the P.A. again. From the outside Riot grabs the title and gets in the ring and wraps it around Raven's waist as an instant replay of the Chaos Theory is shown.



Tazz: What a move, what a couple, what a champion!!!!



Joey: He didn't cheat either, but still he should have lost.


As Raven and Riot celebrate, the lights go out and Scream hits the P.A.



Tazz: What is this? Ruining a great moment.


*A spotlight is shown in the rafters and it's the GM looking down at Raven with his cane pointed at him.*



Joey: It's the boss, here to scout his Survivor Series opponent.




*Raven motions Riot to get him a mic which she does*



Raven: So, the famous crippled GM decided to show his face did he? Are you here to show all these braindead people what I did to you, I am the one who made you need that cane, as I shattered you knee to bits.



*Raven laughs as the crowd boos*



Raven: Do not worry, come Survivor Series, I shall end your suffering once and for all, after I destroy you for good. You my friend have the distinct honor of being of Raven's list of people I have taken out, right now it's just Rey Mysterio, but you will be my second victim. For, this is One Virus you can't cure, can't get rid of, and can't survive. Quote the Raven, Nevermore.



GM Iser: So Raven, are you done rambling now? Just remember one thing, you don;t hunt what you can't kill.


With that the GM tosses down the cane and hops around a bit, then turns around and superkicks the closest stage worker.



Joey: My god, the GM is on the road to recovery, and will kick Raven's ass.



Tazz: It's just a fluke.


Raven and the GM have a stare down as Scream hits and the cameras fade to black.




Winner and Still champion: Raven (15:00)



End of show.