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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 13:39:05 GMT -5
Tazz: Hello and welcome to XWA...this is Tazz...the human suplex machine alone this week for commintary after Raven nearly killed Joey Styles.
~Footage of Raven putting Styles in the Anarchy Lock is shown~
Kane's pyro goes off
Tazz: Here comes Kane...the man who has now got the wrath of the GM on him.
Kane sets off his in-ring pyro and waits for his foe.
Tazz: He must win in three minutes to advance.
Sharkboy comes out to cheers, and Kane throws him into the steel steps to begin the match. Kane then throws him in the ring and chokeslams him for the easy pinfall victory.
Winner: Kane
Tazz: Kane is a dominate force in XWA, that's for sure.
Kane grabs the mic
Kane: You think your gonna welcome me to hell Iser? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well I'm bringing hell to YOU!~He sets off his pyro and leaves~
Tazz: GM...you better watch your back.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 13:57:30 GMT -5
We see a promo saying 'Rhino is returning for revenge' all asuming he must be after Raven or Vampiro X in his return.
We also see a 'The master of the 619 will return on the PPV.'
Tazz: Wow! Glad to see Rhino back, but not so happy to see a midget charity case returning...
Backstage we see Kane pounding on Raven's locker-room door, but Raven is not there.
Tazz: What could Kane want with Raven?
Suddenly we see GM Iser ambushing Kane with a baseball bat!
Tazz: I love the increased ruthlessness our GM has displayed.
Iser starts choking Kane out with the bat.
Iser: You like that Kane!? Do you!? ANSWER ME! Oh what's that... I'm busy choking you out...too bad that fire Taker set when you were a kid didn't put you out of your fucking misery but I sure as hell will!
Security litterally has to carry Iser away from Kane(took about thirty-fourty guys to get him off)
Tazz: This fued is gonna get bloodier...and I'm loving it.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 14:09:05 GMT -5
'Fury of the Storm' plays and RVD comes out to a huge deafening pop.
Tazz: The fans love RVD, but will he also advance do No Mercy like Kane did?
Justin Credible comes out and the crowd dies...
RVD superkicks Credible and hits the split-legged moonsault for the EASY pin-fall victory.
Winner: RVD
Tazz: I didn't have time to mention that RVD had five minutes to beat Credible! Man RVD is on fire right now...Raven...bud you have your work cut out for you on this one, but the fan club will predict you'll kick his 4:20 ass again!
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Dec 31, 2006 14:28:34 GMT -5
Tazz: Alright this is what I want to hear, Coach is backstage getting set to interview my main man, the XWA Champ, Raven. Let's hear what he has to say, take it away Coach.
Coach: Thanks Tazz, I am here with the XWA Champ Raven who tonight teams with Vampiro X and Kane to take on GM Iser, Kurt Angle and RVD. But he also has a big decision to make when he picks the GM's mystery opponent. Raven speak your mind.
Raven: Don't mind if I do. So it seems that Kane and RVD advanced to the championship match, I would offer you kind words but seeing how I am going to cripple you both I shall spare you the details. Tonight in the main event, you all will get a little preview of what's to come when I beat down RVD and the GM in the same match, whatever happens to Kurt is an added bonus, to me he doesn't matter since he is not in the title match, perhaps Vampiro X can get a piece of Angle and make him suffer. Kane, tonight you are on the side of greatness, you should feel lucky you get to team up with me, but make no mistake about it, if you get in my way I will take you out without even blinking. Just because you are a monster doesn't mean you put fear in me. I am the Virus of Life and I fear nothing. As far as the GM goes, he should be hoping he doesn't have to get into the ring with me, for it will be a moment he will never forget, but for your mystery opponent I have put a lot of thought into it. My selection is simple, I picked someone who mirrors your own wrestling styles of high flying and technical skill, for your match I have picked the one and only..... Alex Shelley. If you can survive him and make it to the main event I shall finish you off myself. So gentleman, I bid you welcome, welcome to your own personal hell. Quote The Raven, Nevermore.
*Raven walks out as the shot goes back live*
Tazz: Raven is all business today folks, I don't want to get in his way.
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 15:10:02 GMT -5
Alex Shelley's TNA music hits and he comes out and does the pyramid thing as he enters the ring and gets in the ring(No Camera this week)
Tazz: I'm not gonna do too much commintary for this match...it'll be too quick of a pace for me to keep up probably.
'Scream' plays through the arena and GM Iser enters the ring ready for war.
Tazz: He ambushed Kane earlier...what is he gonna do here?
Iser enters the ring and the fans are ready for this big match.
Tazz: Iser better end it quickly, he's got to wrestle yet again tonight...in Talahassee Florida... I forgot to mention it till now...
Iser and Shelley trade deep quick arm-drags...then duel dropkick...then Iser responds with an arm-drag...Shelly gets up and trys a hurricaran--right into a armbar, Iser flips out of it, and drop-toe holds Shelley and applys a side headlock...Shelley trys to back-drop him out, Iser flips over lands on his feet and dropkicks Shelley to end the first quick exchange.
Tazz: Take a deep breath folks, cause this isn't the end of it.
Shelley goes for a quick take-down, Iser counters with a headlock take down...Shelley applys a leg sissors, Iser nips up and dragon screws him down, Shelley flips over and Iser is flipped over and lands on his feet and it's another stalemate and the XWA crowd is loving the action.
Tazz: Woah...How do they do that?
Shelley does another arm drag and gets an arm bar going again, Iser then flips out of it and sweeps Shelley's legs and he trys for some sort of leg submission, Shelley kicks out of it knocking Iser down and they both nip up...and duel closelines.
~Commershall break~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 15:31:56 GMT -5
Shelley and Iser nip up after that duel closeline.
Tazz: Two athletic wrestlers battling it out.
Shelley goes after the arm again...When Iser trys flipping out, Shelley eye-pokes him.
Tazz: Simple yet so effective.
Shelley starts working the arm... he kicks the arm, and flips him over and leg drops the arm...then he picks him up and nails a standing dropkick.
Tazz: Shelley's got the advantage now.
Iser shakes off his arm briefly, but Shelley hits a very lucha-style hurricarana. Shelley then hits a high jumping elbow drop and a quick cover. 1........kick out. Iser gets up, and Shelley hits a double-arm back breaker(page out of Iser's book at times)
Tazz: Hello! Some mental war fare here?
Shelley does the pyramid taunt, then flips the crowd off for heat... but Iser hits a spinning wheel kick, and then he throws Alex out of the ring.
Tazz: Time for our first dive.
Iser spings up to the top rope does a suisidal tope...Shelley looks like he caught him!
Tazz: What under-rated strength!
Iser just flips him over into a hurricarana and Shelley's back hits off the steel steps!
Tazz: Holy crap! What a match!
~More Commershalls...we gotta pay our bills you know...~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 15:56:30 GMT -5
Iser throws Shelley back into the ring...(head and upper body sticking out) Iser goes for a leg drop... Shelley moves and Iser crashes and burns.
Tazz: Went to the well too often.
Shelley drags Iser back into the ring and gets him in the center of the ring and climbs the top rope and hits a leg drop on him. Cover. 1...............2.........Iser kicks out.
Tazz: Iser's dream to become XWA champ nearly died right there.
Shelley applys another armbar...Fujiwara this time...Iser barely flips out of it, but Shelley knees him in the gut and hits a lucha style DDT. Shelley then immeditely applys yet another variation of an armbar. Iser gets his foot on the ropes this time.
Tazz: Oh man, Shelley is really showing us something here.
Shelley refuses to break the hold and the ref doesn't call the obvious DQ... Iser flips the ref off for not making Shelley break the hold and then SPITS right on Shelley.~Major cheers~
Tazz: Disrespectful...I guess the favor is returned for Shelley's lack of respect toward Iser and the fans.
Shelley gets pissed off and kicks Iser right in the gut and goes for a piledriver. Iser goes for a tornado DDT, but Shelley falls to his back so Iser's head bounces off the turnbuckle post.
Tazz: That doesn't feel good.
Iser is now bleeding from the nose from that impact...and Shelley does some sick looking crossfaces to Iser...twice...a third... a fourth... When Shelley goes for number five, Iser blocks in and flips him over and as soon as Shelley gets up, Iser starts unloading rights to back him to the corner.
Tazz: Iser has started the fisticups.
They trade rights in the corner and the ref trys to get in between them...he does...but Iser headbutts Shelley and backs up and smirks(he now sees his own blood) Shelley charges and they both hit duel closelines again and both are down.
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 16:09:06 GMT -5
Iser and Shelley get up.. and they start trading stiff chops and the fans 'WOO' after everyone of them.
Tazz: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Iser chops Shelley to the corner and then trys a running spear. Shelley moves and Iser runs into the steel poll.
Tazz: Ow.
Shelley then trys to roll him up, he's got a handful of pants, and feet on the ropes. 1..............2............Iser barely kicks out. Shelley argues with the ref. Iser then hits a dragon suplex on Shelley(who was argueing with the ref) but can't hold the pin due to the wear and tear that Shelley gave his arm. Iser climbs the top rope and Shelley shoves the ref into the ropes(croutching him)
Tazz: He won't have any kids anytime soon...
Shelley climbs to the top rope... and they start brawling... Shelley eye pokes him again.
Tazz: Simple yet effective...again.
Shelley then superplexes Iser.
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Tazz: Can I chant with them?
~Commershalls...what? I need posts...sue me...wait WWE...you can't motherfuckers! AHAHAH!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 31, 2006 16:26:47 GMT -5
Shelley is first to his feet and waits for Iser to get up. He's going for a tigerbomb this time... Iser backdrop counters. Shelley lands on his feet, but Iser anticipates it with a superkick to the jaw!
Tazz: Shelley might not eat solid food for a week after that.
Cover. 1.................2..........Shelley kicks out.
Tazz: Shelley showing some toughness.
Iser goes for the icebreaker backbreaker... Shelley counters and goes for an armbar, but Iser counters into a samoan drop, Shelley counters it with a crucifix pin! 1............2...........Iser rolls over to break up the pin and then ducks a Shelley closeline, and hits the icebreaker this time! 1....................2............Shelley kicks out again!!!
Tazz: I'm telling you, this is a great match...hard to follow it up.
Iser looks like he's going for a tombstone, but Shelley wiggles out and hits a reverse DDT. Shelley slowly climbs the top rope... Iser stumbles up...and leaps on the top rope and punches and Shelley... who is groggy now...Iser then hits a returning-the-favor superplex...with a float over pin.
Tazz: HOLY---
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
1..................2..............Shelley kicks out!
Tazz: What must he do to put Shelley away.
Iser picks Shelley up and it looks like he's going for a brainbuster... Shelley floats over and applys the Shelley Special number 2, Iser just barely gets to the ropes. Shelley then lets go and then hits a german suplex, holds the bridge... one.....two...Iser barely kicks out... Shelley then hits a middle rope tornado DDT! 1............2..........Iser kicks out again... Shelley is pissed. Shelley argues with the ref again...who again says it was a two...Shelley turns around and is rolled up with a small package! 1.....................2..................Shelley barely kicks out.
Tazz: Back and forth they go... how do they do it?
Shelley eye rakes Iser and climbs the top rope again... Iser stumbles(blind briefly) to the ropes and crotches Shelley.
Tazz: Ow.
Iser then finally climbs up and they brawl on the top rope...Iser gets the advantage(after like 10-15 punches between the two) with a headbutt and he looks like he might be setting up for a top rope icebreaker.
Tazz: This can't be good.
Iser hits a top rope C-4(Backflip Rock Bottom)
Tazz: HOLY SH---
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Iser makes the cover. 1................2..............3
Winner in 29:10...GM Iser
Tazz: What a match...bloody nose and all...GM Iser has survived Alex Shelley...now it's time for six man madness...coming up shortly.
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 1, 2007 17:11:02 GMT -5
Kane's pyro goes off and then 'My Plauge' plays and out comes Raven(with Riot of course), Vampiro X, and Kane. The three heels enter the ring and do their trademark poses to major heat, GM Iser immeditely attacks Kane.
Tazz: May-be he should wait for his partners.
'Fury of the Storm' hits and RVD runs down quickly, skipping his normal taunts and starts brawling with Raven.
The Olympian like music hits and Kurt Angle runs down and attacks Vampiro X to start the match.
Tazz: I can't call all this action.
Angle and Vampiro X closeline eachother out of the ring. Raven pulls the top rope crotching RVD after one of his kicks, and Iser does the same to Kane after he trys a big boot, Raven and Iser surprisingly do sterio dropkicks to Kane and RVD respectively.
Tazz: Woah...didn't expect that.
Raven and Iser then have a face-off.
Tazz: This has been a long time coming.
The two begin to brawl. Raven gets the advantage backing Iser up the corner with fists, Iser ducks a punch and looks for an early Ice-breaker and Raven elbows out and goes for a quick DDT, Iser quickly gets out of it by wringing the arm and Raven responds with a closeline.
Tazz: Hello!
~Commershalls~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 1, 2007 17:25:47 GMT -5
A Canadian Revolution promo airs saying that Americans hate Canadians.
Raven tags in Vampiro X and they do a double suplex, Vampiro X with a quick cover. 1.............2.........Iser kicks out, and Vampiro X goes right behind with a german suplex, and then he holds on and does a second one(releasing)
Tazz: Mind games with Angle, though he only did two.
Vampiro X tags in Kane and Kane throws Iser to the corner with one arm.
Tazz: What power.
Kane slugs Iser out in the corner, but Iser finally ducks a punch and runs to the other corner, Kane follows and Iser set him up with a beautiful moonsault crossbody, he can't hold the pin and he goes for the tag and Kane tags in Raven, Iser tags in Van Dam, and Raven gets two boots to the face thanks to Van Dam. As soon as Raven gets up he is met with a closeline, and a second one. RVD then gives him another martial arts kick right to Raven's jaw.
Tazz: Ouch...felt that not fun.
Raven ducks an RVD kick and then he starts brawling with RVD with straight punches. The ref threatens to DQ him for using closed fist and Raven just flips him off(huge heat)~Kracker's note: This isn't ECW~
Tazz: HAH! I love it. Rules are like bones...made to be broken.
RVD is now bleeding from the nose from those punches and Raven tags Vampiro X and they hit a double DDT(RVD's head was PLANTED on the mat) Vampiro X with the cover 1..............2.........RVD kicks out, and Vampiro X doesn't give a damn. Vampiro X applys a modified dragon sleeper hold and he adds a leg sissors to the ribs. Kurt Angle comes in and starts stomping Vampiro X and the ref makes Kurt go to the corner. Vampiro X then taunts Kurt Angle by setting up for an early Angle Slam, and RVD counters that into an armdrag, and then a spinning wheel kick and both men are down, and in need of a tag.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jan 1, 2007 17:46:51 GMT -5
RVD tags in Angle and Angle closelines Vampiro X. Angle then belly to bellys him. Raven runs in and gets the same thing. Kane runs in and he gets a huge belly to belly suplex. Angle then goes suplex crazy on Vampiro X(just about every suplex in the book) Vampiro X backs to the corner... Raven blind tags in. Vampiro X ducks a closeline. Raven looks like he's going for a superkick, but RVD comes in with a crossbody block to Raven to break that up, Standing switch by Angle, and three germans for Vampiro X. Angle then sets up for an Angle slam on Vampiro X, but Kane does his top rope closeline to Angle. GM Iser blind tags in, climbs the top rope and does a top rope tornado DDT to Kane.
Tazz: What action!
Riot distracts the ref and Raven throws in a steel chain to Vampiro X and Vampiro X starts choking out GM Iser with the chain.
Tazz: You know what they used to say, if you ain't cheat'n you ain't trying.
RVD does a running martial arts kick to Vampiro X to save the GM from getting choked out by a chain. Raven runs in and hits a superkick on Van Dam. Kurt Angle hits an Angle Slam on Raven!
Tazz: Oh man! Angle's on fire now!
Kane sneaks in and chokeslams Angle!
Tazz: The insurance policy for the match.
GM Iser taps Kane's shoulder, Kane turns around and he gets two kicks to the knees and a standing overcastle!(Bending Kane's body in a very unusual angle)
Tazz: How is he able to do that after wrestling a nearly thirty minute match with Shelley!?
Vampiro X then applys the State of Confusion(Tazzmission) on the fatigued GM Iser. Iser trys fighting out but slowly stops moving, and looks to have passed out. Vampiro X is yelling TAP! The ref checks once...twice...and a third time...and GM Iser has passed out.
Winner via Knockout Raven, Vampiro X, and Kane.
Kurt Angle trys to spoil it for Vampiro X, but Riot runs in and lowblows Angle, and then Raven comes in and nails Angle with a shot with the steel chain from earlier.
Tazz: Riot getting involved again. Man these Dead Pool members don't pull any punches now do they?
RVD trys to get involved but gets the Superkick/German suplex combo from Vampiro X/Raven. Raven celebrates while Vampiro X chokes out Angle~Bleeding now from the chain shot~ with the State of Confusion as the show ends.
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