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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 26, 2006 14:48:24 GMT -5
JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Breakdown... I'm Jim Ross along side Jerry 'The King' Lawler
King: I can't believe Vince made us call this garbage wrestling show!
A mixture of Edge/Orton's music plays and Team Rated R-K-O comes out to jeers from this crowd.
Edge: No wonder I jumped ship... you people are PATHETIC! You guys go on the internet and text message your imagninary girl-friends about seeing big superstars like myself and Orton... while you look on the internet and pleasure yourself by jerking off to pictures of girls you could never get.
Orton: You know... unlike these guys... I know what it's like to be in the back of a limo... with two hot girls and... that's besides the point... the fact is you people are nothing but fickle sheep... you cheer for talentless bling-bling pieces of crap like Cena, yet you boo the real talent... Team Rated... R-K-O.
Edge: Now after we kick the shit out of those WWE idiots... you people can kiss our asses because you will never see people as talented as us again!
Edge and Orton leave and the fans boo them both.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 26, 2006 15:32:55 GMT -5
JR: Those were strong words coming from two former WWE Superstars.
King: How could those two ingrates turn on WWE and join this poor excuse for wrestling?
JR: Anyway, our opening match is a title match, a Women's title match to be exact.
King: One thing I do love.... Diva's no matter where we are, Diva's make me happy.
JR: The current XWA's Women's Champ, Riot will face off against WWE's own Kelly Kelly.
King: Say JR, you don't think we could get Riot to come over to the WWE side do you? I would love to see her all the time.
JR: King, it would be in your best intrest not to say anything.
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one-fall and is for the XWA's Women's Championship.
* Some generic diva music plays*
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from a state full of STD's and Prostitutes, Kelly Kelly!
JR: Was that really called for?
King: Who cares, look at Kelly Kelly *drools*
JR: Oh get some self-control.
*Kelly Kelly walks down the ring like a bimbo and waves to the crowd who of course cheer for her stupidity as she does a slut dance and enters the ring*
*The lights go out and 'What I've Always Wanted" by Kittie hits the P.A."
Lillian Garcia: And the opponent, from Los Angeles, California, she is the current reigning and defending XWA Women's Champion, The Queen of Extreme, Riot!!!
*Riot emerges from the smoke and holds the XWA women's title high above her head as the crowd boos loudly*
King: I hate to say it, but XWA has very pretty diva's, they got one thing right.
JR: Thank goodness for that.
*Riot slides into the ring and once again holds up the belt as the crowd continues to boo, she hands the belt to the ref and stretches as her music fades out*
JR: There's the bell and this match is underway.
King: I hope Kelly Kelly has been practicing those holds I showed her.
Kelly Kelly is cowered in the corner as Riot drags her out and nails a stiff right hand to the face of Kelly which sends her down in a hurry.
JR: My god, what a right hand.
As Kelly is down on the mat reeling from the shot to the face, Riot begins to wail away with mounted punches.
King: This is un-called for, those are closed fists.
Riot continues to pummel away on Kelly as she despreatly tries to block the blows.
JR: Kelly Kelly has not been in the business that long, this is not looking good for her.
Riot stops the punching as the ref threatens to DQ her, she lifts Kelly up and nails a huge body slam and Kelly hits the mat with a loud thud.
JR: Kelly must be in a lot of pain, this Riot is dangerous, she has no regard for anyone or anything.
King: Well, how do you explain that Raven guy?
JR: I honestly don't know about him.
Riot picks the limp body of Kelly up and plants her with a stiff DDT.
JR: Enough is enough, just pin her already.
Riot goes to pin Kelly, but breaks up her own pinfall and flashes an evil grin.
King: I like a diva who is a bit devious, but I think Riot is too paranoid for my liking.
Riot picks the unconsious body of Kelly back up and this time drops her to the mat with the Broken Halo (Edgecution) as Kelly bounces off the mat like a ragdoll.
JR: Come on ref, just end the match, end Kelly's suffering.
Instead of going for the pin, Riot opts to lock in the Mouthful of Poison on the unconsious Kelly Kelly.
King: Things just get bad to worse, this is what XWA is all about, barbaric actions, and no respect for rules or authority.
The ref checks Kelly Kelly who is unable to respond and declares she is un-able to continue.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, and still XWA Women's Champion, Riot!!!!
Winner via KO: Riot (2:00)
After the bell has rang Riot still has the hold locked on.
JR: Come on, you already won the match, let her go!!!!
The ref tries to get her to break the hold, but Riot ignores the ref and pulls even harder on Kelly's neck.
King: She might actually break Kelly Kelly's neck, this is not good.
As Riot keeps the hold locked in, Sharmell runs down the ramp.
JR: Thank goodness, Sharmell is going to help Kelly.
Riot sees Sharmell running to the ring so she breaks the hold, and catches the entering Sharmell with a Broken Halo and lays her out as well.
JR: Riot has destroyed both divas, and from the looks of things, she wasn't even trying.
King: That's the scary part.
Riot's music begins to play as she poses over the fallen diva's with her title raised high above her head as she smirks as the crowd boos. Then makes her way to the back.
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 26, 2006 15:41:22 GMT -5
The commershalls end and Miz is already in the ring.
JR: This guy is a complete idiot!
King: Well... he's WWE, and that makes me happy.
'This fire burns' hits and CM Punk flips off the fans for huge heel heat.
JR: The ECW champion has sided with XWA apparantly.
King: From Extremely Crappy Wrestling to this hell hole... I don't know which is worse!
Punk slaps the barrings off of Miz, and hits his double arm backbreaker and pins him for the easy-EASY win.
Winner via easy pinfall: CM Punk
JR: This kid has the goods King... no doubt about that.
'Enter Sandman' plays and Punk's recent rival, Sandman enters.
King: This guy is a complete beer drinking nut!
JR: I think he's been hanging around a-lot with Stone Cold.
Sandman and Punk are jawing and Homicide runs down and trys to seperate the two trying to get them on the same page.
JR: I think Sandman has remained loyal to WWE.
Viscera comes down and offers to hug Sandman, and Sandman canes him and Punk and Homicide pick his fat-ass up and Homicide hits the largest Cop Killa ever!
King: Sandman has turned on the WWE!
JR: DAMN HIM!
Sandman leaves, Homicide/Punk celebrate in the ring for a moment, then they flip off the fans and leave to major heel heat.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 26, 2006 16:07:26 GMT -5
JR: Ladies and gentlemen... we have an interview with three of XWA's top young superstars...take it away Maria.
Maria looks a little clueless at first then realizes she's on.
Maria: Ladies and gentlemen... Raven, Vampiro X, and XWA's GM.
Raven, Vampiro X, and GM Iser(all wearing black attire) all appear for the interview and the fans boo all three of them.
Maria: Um... Iser...what does that shirt stand for(refering to the 'Safe sex practice rule one: Go fuck yourself)
Iser: Please drop the gimmick...
Maria: Ok... how do you feel about facing RVD, and HBK tonight?
Iser: They will get their asses kicked...by not only the Messiah of Human Torture, me... but my partner in crime tonight, and quite possibly the most under-rated wrestler in XWA, and he's already one of the best in XWA right now, Vampiro X! Now... I will hope Vampiro X goes after RVD, because I want to make the Has-Been Kid bleed more buckets of blood, than Magic Johnson fucked ladies in the eightys...Because after we kick WWE's ass tonight... the whole world will find out why we're the superior promotion because we have a superior champion, we have superior wrestlers, and we have the best fucking fueds in the world... If you can't see that... your as blind as a drunk bat, and you have the IQ that is the equivilant of whoever thought of the Eugene gimmick. So be warned Vince...once I kick HBK's ass, I will be the judge, jury, and executioner of your life. The jury has ruled that your guilty of crimes of coming up with shitty storylines...the judge has sentenced you to walk the path of sorrow, and the executioner... will end your life.
Maria: Interesting comments, Vampiro X, do you have anything to add?
Vampiro X: As a matter of fact I do, along with what the GM said, we are going to kick RVD and HBK's ass. You do not come into XWA and claim to be better, when half of the WWE roster jumped ship to come to XWA. We do have the best champion (Raven enters the camera's view and flashes the XWA title) we have the best wrestlers, and as the GM said the best feuds around. WWE has no way to compete so they send a bunch of second rate talent to come and try and ruin our promotion, bad news for you guys, it won't work.
Maria: Finally, Raven what are your thoughts as you team with Rated RKO to take on Cade,Murdoch, and Val Venis.
Raven: You know Maria, I will get to that in a minute, first I would like to say that we are in the heart of WWE, Stamford CT (Crowd Cheers* Too bad WWE is based out of this dump, no one in this town deserves to see true talent like the wrestlers of XWA *Crowd boos loudly*
I would like to tell you all how unfortunate it is that I have to give all you second rate people the honor of being in the same building with someone of the talent such as myself. But soon enough the show will be over and we can get out of this shit-hole of a town. Back to your question Maria, Myself as well as Rated RKO are going to cripple WWE's talent one by one, starting with those three jackasses in our match. But those three are of no concern to me, the person who is on the top of my hit list is Mr. I get busted for pot on the freeway, RVD. *Crowd boos loudly* It seems that RVD is under the impression that he is more talented than I am.... newsflash RVD you held both the ECW title and WWE title under 3 weeks, I have never even lost a match yet, so who is better than whom...... I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!! Then one day you and I will face off, and I will beat you half-dead and prove to the world that I am the best wrestler alive today, in the best promotion of all time XWA!!!!! Quote the Raven,Nevermore..... come on guys, this interview is over.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 28, 2006 21:12:09 GMT -5
*The music of Rated RKO hits the P.A.*
Lillian Garcia: The Following contest in a six man tag, introducing first accompanied by one half of the XWA Tag Champions Christian, Edge and Randy Orton, Rated RKO!!!!
*Edge and Orton do their poses atop the entrance ramp as the crowd boos loudly*
JR: Speak of turncoats, those three used to be loyal WWE superstars, now look at them.
King: Yeah, working for this hell hole*
*Edge and Orton enter the ring and do their trademark poses on sepreate turnbuckles as Christian remains outside*
*The Lights go out*
"Sleeping Awake" by P.O.D. begins to play and smoke pours out the entrance way.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing their tag team partner, the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven!!!!
*Raven emerges from the smoke along with Riot, he strikes the Crucifix as the crowd showers them both with boos*
JR: Speak of the devil, he had some strong remarks for the WWE and our fans, I hope he gets what he deserves.
King: Me too.
*Riot stays outside along with Christian as Raven slides into the ring and strikes the Crucifx pose in the middle of the ring, as Rated RKO do a group pose alongside him as the crowd grows louder with boos.
*Cade and Murdoch's music plays and they recieve a strong pop*
Lillian Garcia: Introducing their opponents, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, and Val Venis!!!
JR: The WWE Faithful, I hope they give these guys the old one two.
King: Yeah, and kick these guys asses.
*The three of them slide into the ring and the bell sounds*
Edge rushes at Val and nails him with a brutal Spear.
Randy Kicks Cade in the gut and drops him with an RKO
Raven gives Murdoch a rake to the eyes and hits him with the Chaos Theory, and all the men cover their opponents.
One
Two
Three.
Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, Raven,Edge and Randy Orton!!!
Winners via Triple Pinfall: Rated RKO and Raven (37 seconds)
JR: I can't believe it, our guys didn't have a chance.
King: Those lousy bastards, they will pay for this.
Sleeping Awake blares and Christian and Riot enter the ring and the five of them do a group pose and make their way to the back as the crowd boos them louder than ever.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Dec 3, 2006 18:17:38 GMT -5
Quick result: Vampiro X and GM Iser defeated RVD and HBK in twenty five minutes even after Mickie James(defecting to XWA) distracted the ref, Iser hit HBK with a chair, and Vampiro X hit the heart of the vampire for the 3 count.
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