Breakdown

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Dark match: Funaki beats Big Show in 4 minutes after a huge DDT to win a contract with XWA.

The usual pyro goes off for the start of Breakdown.

Joey: HELLO ladies and gentlemen and WELCOME to XWA's breakdown. I'm Joey Styles, along with Tazz, coming from Blacksburg Virginia, and we just came off THE BIGGEST PPV in XWA history.

Tazz: Damn right Joey, We saw Raven prove once again why he is the best champion of all time.

Joey: and we also see the GM finally show a more...lighter side...we'll have more on this as it develops.

'This Fire burns' hits and CM Punk comes out and does his trademark X-taunt then flips the fans off for heat.

Sharkboy's music hits and he comes out and CM Punk hit the 'Welcome to Chigago Motherfucker' and pins him for the easy squash.

Winner: CM Punk

Sandman comes from under the ring and hits a white russian-leg sweep with the cane! Homicide comes out and low-blows Sandman and He and CM Punk escape.

Joey: Homicide bails CM Punk out yet again!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Matt Striker comes out and heads to the ring*



Joey Styles: Our next match is scheduled to begin, it's Matt Striker, Aladin, and Michelle McCool taking on The Dead Pool: Vampiro X, XWA Women's Champion Riot, and of course XWA's heavyweight Champion Raven.



Tazz: The Dead Pool, or as I like to call them, the Franchise Players, both Raven and Vampiro X had huge matches at the event, ending with Raven retaining over Rhino.




Lillian Garcia: The following contest is an intergender 6 man tornado tag match, introducing first from New York, weighing in at 220 pounds Matt Striker, and his partner.



*Some music hits and out comes Aladin*



Tazz: Who is this guy anyway, a random jobber?



Lillian Garcia: From, somehwere in the world, weighing in at an estimated 230 pounds, Aladin.




Tazz: Even Lillian doesn't know who this guy is.



*Michelle McCool's music hits and she joins the two of them in the ring*



Lillian Garcia: From Palatalka, Florida, Michelle McCool.




*The arena goes out and the errie Carnival Music is heard*



Tazz: Here comes the Dead Pool.



* "Play With Me" by Insane Clown Posse hits the P.A.*


Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, Vampiro X, The XWA Women's Champion Riot, and the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Dead Pool!!!!!



* Smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp and out of it emerges the Dead Pool to a loud round of boos. They do a group pose and procede down the ramp*




Joey Styles: Again to the folks at home, if you missed the Raven/Rhino match, you missed history. I am sure you all know me as a big Raven hater, but after the match was done, Raven has earned my respect.


Tazz: Soon enough, you will be part of his fan club.



*Dead Pool enters the ring as Raven strikes the Crucifix pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd now gives them a mixed reaction.*




Ding

Ding

Ding



The match is underway and each person pairs off, Vampiro X charges at Aladin and takes him to the outside, Riot knocks down Michelle, leaving Raven to square off with Striker.



Tazz: I wonder how Striker will teach himself out of this situation.



Raven knocks down Striker with a big right hand and then just pummels him in the head with closed fists as the ref is counting him out.



Tazz: Raven looking good after his grueling match with Rhino, he hasn't missed a step.



Raven stops punching him in the headand rolls outside and along with Vampiro X, whip Aladin into the steel steps.



Joey Styles: Dead Pool working as a cohesive unit.



Riot tosses McCool into the ring and locks on a fujiwara Armbar.



Tazz: There is a submission you don't see everyday.



Raven sees this and grabs Matt's arm and sinces on a modified shoulderlock/armvice.



Joey Styles: Raven now showing us his technical side.



On the outside Vampiro X is choking out Aladin with the "State Of Confusion"


Tazz: All three of them with submisisons locked on, Dead Pool is a deadly unit.



All three of them keep the submission hold locked in, and one by one Striker, McCool, and Aladin tap out.


Tazz: A Triple Tap Out, Dead Pool wasn't kidding around.


Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, The Dead Pool.



Winners: Dead Pool via Triple Submission (4:00)



~Commercials~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: We are back and Dead Pool is still in the ring after their dominate win.



Raven: That, that was pathetic, but it was nice to keep us all in tip top ring shape. Now that is out of the way, I have something I need to say. Wrestlemania was the biggest PPV of all time.


*Crowd cheers*



Raven: That PPV made XWA even bigger and it serves us right since we have the best champions in all of wrestling ,two of which are in this very ring right now, yes you guessed it Riot, and Myself are two greatest champions in theis fed.



*Crowd gives a mixed reaction*


Joey Styles: Seems that Raven's ego is as big as ever.



Raven: At Wrestlemaina, I was involved in the most brutal match of my entire career, Rhino took me to places I never even knew existed. He took me to another level of pain, brutatlity, and carnage. After the match was over, we both went from hating eachother to having a mutual respect for one another, because after that hell, Rhino more than earned my respect.




*Crowd cheers with approval*




Tazz: No doubt, both of those men have eanred everyone's respect, but I have had respect for Raven since he debut....




Raven: So Rhino, if you are listening, I want to thank you, thank you for making history with me at Wrestlemania. But the ride doesn't stop there, I am sure a lot of guys in the back would love to get a shot against me, well I hope you all are ready, because I don't plan on losing this title anytime soon, come hell or high water, I will keep this belt if it's the last thing I do, No one can take it from me... Understand?




Joey Styles: Raven seems a bit paranoid if you ask me.




Raven: But enough about me, let's turn the tide to Vampiro X, He had a big match at WM as well, anything you wish to say?




Vampiro X: At WM, I proved that I am a dominate force in XWA, I am one third of the best faction in all of wrestling today, The Dead Pool, on WM I took that no talent hack, the former GM Zane Barron, and kicked his ass in the middle of this ring. If anything, in the little time I have been here, I have made a huge impact, I sent Sting to hell when I set his ass on fire and he went packing in a blaze of glory. I took the myth of Sting and ended it in one night.




Tazz: Seems Like Vampiro X has a bit of an ego too.



Vampiro X: The Dead Pool runs XWA, and if anyone disagrees with that, we will be more than happy to kick your ass and send you six feet under.




*Crowd boos loudly*




Vampiro X: Let that be a warning to the next individual who dares cross the Dead Pool.



Raven: I couldn't have said it better myself, so in conclusion, Dead Pool will remain on top for a long time, if you don't like it, we don't really care, get used to it is all I can say, Quote The Raven, Nevermore.



*Play With Me hits and The Dead Pool make their way to the back*



~Commercials~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Bruises by Unloco hits and Zane Barron comes out to thunderous BOOS from the crowd.

They replay Zane's heel turn.

Joey: I've lost a-lot of respect for our former GM for that cowardly move.

Tazz: This is one I actually agree on, you don't do that at wrestlemania, it breaks the code.

~Some golden pyro goes off~ BEHOLD THE KING.........THE KING OF KINGS!......ON YOUR KNEES DOG!

~More golden pyro goes off~

ALL HAIL!

GM Iser comes out wearing his black trench jacket, new black pants, slightly shorter blond hair. Iser highfives some fans then flips off Barron.

Joey: We saw a much lighter side of GM Iser at Wrestlemania after the hellatious match that will be on both DVD collections of both wrestlers.

~They recap that match, then they recap the Zane-Iser fued~

The refs help roll out the casket and the match begins.

Zane shows more aggression than usual attacking Iser with some rights and lefts. Iser ducks a right and dropkicks Zane, then arm-drags him and applys a version of the arm-bar to show his wrestling side.

Joey: Very scientific style of wrestling being displayed.

Iser lets go then knee drops the arm of Zane... Zane begs off then low-blows Iser.

Tazz: I like it! Do whatever it takes to win the match.

Zane grabs a chair and jabs Iser in the ribs with it then hits him in the head with the chair, reopening Iser's wounds from wrestlemania.

Tazz: BLOOD IN THE WATER!

Zane then grabs handcuffs and trys to hand cuff Iser's hand into the ropes, but Iser elbows Zane in the gut then a DDT. Both men stay down, then Iser knips up, and closelines Zane(Who got back up) then he runs up the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault crossbody. Iser then trys a superkick, Zane ducks the superkick, then powerbombs Iser.

Tazz: What strength. Zane's sick of losing and he's taking his game to another level.

Zane's climbing the top rope.

Joey: Zane normally doesn't do this.

Iser spings right on the top rope then hits a top rope T-bone suplex on Zane!

Joey: Holy crap!

Iser trys rolling Zane into the casket, he does, but Zane prevents him from closing the lid, and Zane slams Iser into the casket. Zane then goes for a powerbomb, Iser counters into a Hurricarana. Iser shows a little strength by getting him into a powe---wait MOONSAULT POWERSLAM!

Joey: HOLY S---

Tazz: HOLY SHIT!

Iser trys rolling him into the casket again, but Zane low-blows Iser, then hits a ZKO!

Joey: This could be Zane's big win...at Iser's expence!

Zane trys rolling Iser into the casket, he does, but Iser prevents Zane from shutting the lid. Iser headbutts Zane... then they start battling on the ramp. Iser hits a DDT on the ramp! Iser then quickly sets up for a tombston---wait BLACK MAGIC INTO THE CASKET!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Iser shuts the lid on Zane.

Winner in 15 minutes 53 seconds, GM Iser.

After the match RVD and HBK run down.

Joey: What the hell!? Those are WWE guys!

RVD and HBK hit a double superkick on Iser and start beating him down.

Tazz: GET THE WWE GARBAGE OUT OF THE RING!

Chris Beniot's music hits and RVD and HBK offer Beniot to join their group... BENIOT ATTACKS RVD TO THUNDEROUS CHEERS!

Joey: WAY TO STAY LOYAL!

Beniot clears the ring and Iser and Beniot celebrate at the corners. 'No chance hits' and Vince stares down GM Iser...

Vince: This wrestling is absolute GARBAGE!(Fans boo)

Iser: You'd rather watch whores play strip high card stud instead of Myself vs Beniot, WHO STOLE THE SHOW AT WRESTLEMANIA!(Fans chant Beniot, then switch to 'XWA' then switch to 'Iser!')

Vince: You want war you got a war and there is NO CHANCE in

Iser: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I know what your gonna say so save your breath old man. It's war now...

Vince: I want to make sure my WWE guys leave with the XWA title... Beniot it won't be you... YOUR A TRAITOR!

Beniot: How about you get in this ring and say it to my face you gay whore handling--

Iser: PIECE OF SHIT!

Fans pop for that double insult... and Beniot and Iser act like as-if they've been teaming for years...

Vince leaves humiluated with RVD and HBK talking smack to Beniot and Iser...but RVD notibly says he wants a piece of Raven as the show comes to a close.