Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 29, 2009 20:41:12 GMT -5
freddiekrackerv1 (7:58:06 PM): The Infinate n00b, SCIDB(I'm initaling it): We got the XWA Video Game that will be coming out rather shortly, and the first question is...why is it so bad to the good guys?
RavenXRainXVega (7:58:32 PM): The Dark Lord: Because, the good guys suck
freddiekrackerv1 (7:58:50 PM): GM Iser: Have you ever heard of nice guys finish last?
freddiekrackerv1 (7:59:09 PM): SCIDB: Well, you(pointing to me) were a good guy for a lon---
freddiekrackerv1 (7:59:39 PM): GM Iser: Was I ever a nice guy or a good guy? I don't recall. I just made some decisions that the fans liked. Big whoop. I do what's best for XWA and if the fans don't like it, they don't watch it...but they will anyway.
RavenXRainXVega (8:00:10 PM): The Dark Lord: What is best for XWA, is for me to be on top. It just so happens that I am not a good guy
freddiekrackerv1 (8:00:30 PM): SCIDB: Any unlockable characters?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:02 PM): The Dark Lord: I am one, only fitting, Your dumbass can't select me as soon as you start the game, it would be a shame if your uber fail self even gets to see me in the game PERIOD
freddiekrackerv1 (8:01:21 PM): SCIDB: How can you claim that I fail when I don't know what that means?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:38 PM): The Dark Lord: You my friend, just proved my point
freddiekrackerv1 (8:01:45 PM): GM Iser: Is he American, Raven?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:58 PM): The Dark Lord: No, this guy is from Canada
freddiekrackerv1 (8:02:12 PM): GM Iser: Wow...I guess even you guys have bad ones.
RavenXRainXVega (8:02:26 PM): The Dark Lord: The same place I hail from, such a travesty, I have to come from the land that produces this poor excuse of a human being
freddiekrackerv1 (8:02:36 PM): SCIDB: Why is the top star unlockable?*Ignoring the insults best he can*
RavenXRainXVega (8:03:10 PM): The Dark Lord: Because, everyone would complain if I were already unlocked, and, they would lose to me all the time. Why not delay that outcome, and, let them lose to everyone else on the roster
freddiekrackerv1 (8:03:39 PM): GM Iser: I got a question for you, jackass, if you have say Batista that's an unlockable, who would give a shit?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:03:44 PM): SCIDB: I would.
RavenXRainXVega (8:03:53 PM): *He does like Batista a ton FYI*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:04:22 PM): GM Iser: Sorry, nobody gives a rat's ass about a juiced three hundred pound stuttering cunt.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:04:34 PM): SCIDB: Why do you use foul language?
RavenXRainXVega (8:04:51 PM): The Dark Lord: Why do you ask such idiotic questions?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:00 PM): *SCIDB runs off crying*
RavenXRainXVega (8:05:29 PM): Michael Cole: The was Ravenlicious... BOOMSHAKALAKA
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:31 PM): GM Iser: and bring me my pizza, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO NOT DELIVER MY PIZZA YOU DOUCHE!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:53 PM): GM Iser: Cole...stop blowing Vince, and get the fuck out of here.
RavenXRainXVega (8:06:45 PM): Michael Cole: Blowshakalaka
freddiekrackerv1 (8:06:57 PM): GM Iser: I'm firing our entire security staff.
RavenXRainXVega (8:07:09 PM): Jeff Hardy: PRAISE THE LORD!!!! YEAH!!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:07:22 PM): GM Iser: I'm getting drunk tonight.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:07:35 PM): GM Iser: I really am getting drunk tonight...
RavenXRainXVega (8:07:47 PM): Jeff Hardy: I'm here to promote my new game: Cocaine Hero. In my game, you party it up, and dance around with neon paint, and snort Coke!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:08:09 PM): *Iser turns around and sees Raven demoing the new XWA game*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:08:27 PM): Iser: Tell you what, you defeat Raven in the demo of the new XWA game, I'll let you promote your game.
RavenXRainXVega (8:08:51 PM): The Dark Lord: I went into the robust Create a Wrestler mode, and made a spot on replica of you to play as
freddiekrackerv1 (8:09:07 PM): Jeff: There aren't enough white rocks under my nose.
RavenXRainXVega (8:09:21 PM): The Dark Lord: In this demo, I am unlocked, sadly for you geeks, when the final version is released, you won't get to touch me.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:09:36 PM): Iser: Let's see what happens.
RavenXRainXVega (8:10:03 PM): *The screen turns to the tv, where we see "Jeff Hardy" come out doing the Eugene wave, and falling down the ramp all the way into the ring*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:13 PM): Jeff Hardy: I've never done tha---
RavenXRainXVega (8:10:23 PM): The Dark Lord: Yes you have Jeff, you were just too high to remember
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:36 PM): *Iser starts laughing*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:48 PM): Iser: What is this music anyway?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:11:03 PM): Jeff: PHRAISE THE LORD, YEAH! THIS IS SOME AWESOME MUSIC!
RavenXRainXVega (8:11:39 PM): *The audio picks up the song being registered as the song from High School Musical 3*
RavenXRainXVega (8:12:03 PM): *Do not ask me which one, as I have no idea, they all sound the same*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:12:05 PM): *Iser swipes Jeff Hardy's controler for a second and skips the remander of Jeff's entrance*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:22 PM): *The screen suddenly dims as Tazz can bea heard shouting "ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!! as the sound shifts into Hed p.e.'s Suck It Up as the fog machine begins to emit smoke that comes out and surrounds the ramp*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:27 PM): be*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:29 PM): Meh
freddiekrackerv1 (8:13:35 PM): Iser: Gotta love the accuracy we put in the demo.
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:43 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, this is an entrance
RavenXRainXVega (8:14:05 PM): The Dark Lord: Don't like the song? Don't worry Folks, once you unlock me, you can give me any previous song I have used in the past.
RavenXRainXVega (8:14:28 PM): The Dark Lord: No custom soundtracks though, don't want any of you to get funny ideas
freddiekrackerv1 (8:14:39 PM): Iser: Did I mention that on the PPV venues(we're in the regular Revolution arena) you can have the band play Raven's song if you have him use Suck it Up?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:15:28 PM): Jeff: but that's like real li---
freddiekrackerv1 (8:15:35 PM): Iser: Yes, yes.
RavenXRainXVega (8:15:43 PM): *The screen shows Raven coming out with the XWA title glistening around his waist. The replica of detail is shown through the scanned character, Raven's blond hair moves and shifts with each move he makes as he hops in place as the sold out arena boos loudly*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:16:12 PM): Iser: The people in the front row are flipping him off, too.
RavenXRainXVega (8:16:29 PM): The Dark Lord: We made it as realistic as possible, now, if this arena were in Toronto, that would not happen
freddiekrackerv1 (8:17:03 PM): Iser: Likewise, people aren't booing me in Morgantown.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:17:21 PM): Iser: ...yes Raven, no time for a West Virginia crack. There ARE people in that city.
RavenXRainXVega (8:17:25 PM): *The screen shows Raven pause in the middle of the ramp, the high level of motion capture shows Raven's facial features turn into his trademark smirk as he throws up his hands to form the Devil Horns as a wide array of pyro and fireworks ggo off behind him*
RavenXRainXVega (8:17:37 PM): go*
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:13 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, for those of you wondering, something is missing from my entrance, the lovely Talena. Remember, this is just a demo. The full game will have it all
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:29 PM): Jeff Hardy: But... what about the coc....
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:34 PM): The Dark Lord: Oh give it a rest
freddiekrackerv1 (8:18:46 PM): Iser: You realize this is being recorded, right?
RavenXRainXVega (8:19:50 PM): *The screen reverts back to the tv as we see Raven rush down the ramp and slide into the ring, the ever present grin still plastered on his face, as he looks up at "Jeff Hardy" who begins to shake with fear. Raven gets up and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and forms the Devil Horns as the crowd continues to boo and give him the finger*
RavenXRainXVega (8:20:07 PM): The Dark Lord: Typical Jeff, you bitched out
freddiekrackerv1 (8:20:07 PM): Iser: I think he's shaking from not snorting.
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:08 PM): *The stellar entrance ends as we are taken directly into the match*
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:16 PM): The Dark Lord: No load times here, right into the action
freddiekrackerv1 (8:21:26 PM): Iser: Even the ref gets his special XWA shirt...it's green and black.
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:59 PM): *Raven is shown taking the first hit of the match, and he decks Jeff with a right hand*
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:19 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, as you can tell, I am a brawler, so, my punches will do a lot more damage than non-brawling wrestlers
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:36 PM): Jeff Hardy: YEAH!! TAKE SOME OF THIS!!
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:53 PM): *Jeff is shown pressing a sequence of buttons, that resorts to him doing his dancing taunt*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:23:18 PM): Iser: ...um...that buttom combo won't do it.
RavenXRainXVega (8:23:39 PM): *Jeff's momentum meter slowly rises as Raven rakes his eyes and knocks him down with a lariat*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:23:54 PM): Iser: Typical Raven.
RavenXRainXVega (8:23:59 PM): Jeff Hardy: YEAH!! RAVEN!!! KICK HIS ASS!!
RavenXRainXVega (8:24:13 PM): The Dark Lord: You are aware that I am beating you up
freddiekrackerv1 (8:24:33 PM): Iser: That's worse than San Jose State trying to beat USC at football.
RavenXRainXVega (8:24:37 PM): Jeff Hardy: What do you mean? What are we doing?
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:00 PM): The Dark Lord: Yes folks, this is live, and, Jeff is clearly under the influence right before your eyes
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:30 PM): *Raven is shown choking the prone Jeff as he momentum meter boosts twice as high as Jeff*
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:44 PM): The Dark Lord: Being a default heel, all my dirty moves will raise my momentum rather quickly
freddiekrackerv1 (8:25:54 PM): Iser: Plus his charisma is very very high.
RavenXRainXVega (8:26:02 PM): Jeff Hardy: Come on Mario, we gotta save the Princess!!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:26:41 PM): Iser: Mickie is my Princess as Talena's Raven's princess...but cocaine isn't a princess.
RavenXRainXVega (8:26:49 PM): The Dark Lord: My charisma rating is 95, the highest in the game, you do a few dirty moves, and, it pretty much ensures me of a victory.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:28:13 PM): Iser: I think his momentum is just about built completely up.
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:34 PM): *Raven's momtum meter is flashing as he is hovering around Jeff's body. Suddenly, we see Raven run to the opposite corner, duck down, as motion for Jeff to get up. Jeff slowly gets up, as Raven gets a full head of steam, and sends Jeff to the mat with his finisher "Dark Assassin" After the move hits, Raven raises the Devil Horns, and Jeff has been KO'ed
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:39 PM): momentum*
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:43 PM): I botched that word
RavenXRainXVega (8:29:05 PM): The Dark Lord: All of my mannerisms are in tact, so, what you see me do on TV, will be in the game
freddiekrackerv1 (8:30:10 PM): Iser: I know people are a little down they aren't seeing me in the game but...too much greatness too soon can't be a good thing.
RavenXRainXVega (8:30:31 PM): Jeff Hardy: HOME RUN!!! THANK YOU CLEVELAND!! GOODNIGHT!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:30:54 PM): *Iser reaches under the couch that Raven is sitting on and pulls out a shovel*
RavenXRainXVega (8:31:12 PM): The Dark Lord: Shovel not included
freddiekrackerv1 (8:31:24 PM): Iser: Oh well, we gotta give them something else, right?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:31:35 PM): *Iser smacks Jeff right in the face with the shovel*
RavenXRainXVega (8:32:08 PM): The Dark Lord: So, there you have it. A Superstar Countdown will begin shortly. Go buy the game when it comes out, or your drunk uncle will sneak in your room and punch you
freddiekrackerv1 (8:32:31 PM): Iser: ...and I'll send my sister out to haunt you for the rest of your life.
RavenXRainXVega (7:58:32 PM): The Dark Lord: Because, the good guys suck
freddiekrackerv1 (7:58:50 PM): GM Iser: Have you ever heard of nice guys finish last?
freddiekrackerv1 (7:59:09 PM): SCIDB: Well, you(pointing to me) were a good guy for a lon---
freddiekrackerv1 (7:59:39 PM): GM Iser: Was I ever a nice guy or a good guy? I don't recall. I just made some decisions that the fans liked. Big whoop. I do what's best for XWA and if the fans don't like it, they don't watch it...but they will anyway.
RavenXRainXVega (8:00:10 PM): The Dark Lord: What is best for XWA, is for me to be on top. It just so happens that I am not a good guy
freddiekrackerv1 (8:00:30 PM): SCIDB: Any unlockable characters?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:02 PM): The Dark Lord: I am one, only fitting, Your dumbass can't select me as soon as you start the game, it would be a shame if your uber fail self even gets to see me in the game PERIOD
freddiekrackerv1 (8:01:21 PM): SCIDB: How can you claim that I fail when I don't know what that means?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:38 PM): The Dark Lord: You my friend, just proved my point
freddiekrackerv1 (8:01:45 PM): GM Iser: Is he American, Raven?
RavenXRainXVega (8:01:58 PM): The Dark Lord: No, this guy is from Canada
freddiekrackerv1 (8:02:12 PM): GM Iser: Wow...I guess even you guys have bad ones.
RavenXRainXVega (8:02:26 PM): The Dark Lord: The same place I hail from, such a travesty, I have to come from the land that produces this poor excuse of a human being
freddiekrackerv1 (8:02:36 PM): SCIDB: Why is the top star unlockable?*Ignoring the insults best he can*
RavenXRainXVega (8:03:10 PM): The Dark Lord: Because, everyone would complain if I were already unlocked, and, they would lose to me all the time. Why not delay that outcome, and, let them lose to everyone else on the roster
freddiekrackerv1 (8:03:39 PM): GM Iser: I got a question for you, jackass, if you have say Batista that's an unlockable, who would give a shit?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:03:44 PM): SCIDB: I would.
RavenXRainXVega (8:03:53 PM): *He does like Batista a ton FYI*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:04:22 PM): GM Iser: Sorry, nobody gives a rat's ass about a juiced three hundred pound stuttering cunt.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:04:34 PM): SCIDB: Why do you use foul language?
RavenXRainXVega (8:04:51 PM): The Dark Lord: Why do you ask such idiotic questions?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:00 PM): *SCIDB runs off crying*
RavenXRainXVega (8:05:29 PM): Michael Cole: The was Ravenlicious... BOOMSHAKALAKA
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:31 PM): GM Iser: and bring me my pizza, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO NOT DELIVER MY PIZZA YOU DOUCHE!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:05:53 PM): GM Iser: Cole...stop blowing Vince, and get the fuck out of here.
RavenXRainXVega (8:06:45 PM): Michael Cole: Blowshakalaka
freddiekrackerv1 (8:06:57 PM): GM Iser: I'm firing our entire security staff.
RavenXRainXVega (8:07:09 PM): Jeff Hardy: PRAISE THE LORD!!!! YEAH!!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:07:22 PM): GM Iser: I'm getting drunk tonight.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:07:35 PM): GM Iser: I really am getting drunk tonight...
RavenXRainXVega (8:07:47 PM): Jeff Hardy: I'm here to promote my new game: Cocaine Hero. In my game, you party it up, and dance around with neon paint, and snort Coke!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:08:09 PM): *Iser turns around and sees Raven demoing the new XWA game*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:08:27 PM): Iser: Tell you what, you defeat Raven in the demo of the new XWA game, I'll let you promote your game.
RavenXRainXVega (8:08:51 PM): The Dark Lord: I went into the robust Create a Wrestler mode, and made a spot on replica of you to play as
freddiekrackerv1 (8:09:07 PM): Jeff: There aren't enough white rocks under my nose.
RavenXRainXVega (8:09:21 PM): The Dark Lord: In this demo, I am unlocked, sadly for you geeks, when the final version is released, you won't get to touch me.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:09:36 PM): Iser: Let's see what happens.
RavenXRainXVega (8:10:03 PM): *The screen turns to the tv, where we see "Jeff Hardy" come out doing the Eugene wave, and falling down the ramp all the way into the ring*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:13 PM): Jeff Hardy: I've never done tha---
RavenXRainXVega (8:10:23 PM): The Dark Lord: Yes you have Jeff, you were just too high to remember
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:36 PM): *Iser starts laughing*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:10:48 PM): Iser: What is this music anyway?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:11:03 PM): Jeff: PHRAISE THE LORD, YEAH! THIS IS SOME AWESOME MUSIC!
RavenXRainXVega (8:11:39 PM): *The audio picks up the song being registered as the song from High School Musical 3*
RavenXRainXVega (8:12:03 PM): *Do not ask me which one, as I have no idea, they all sound the same*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:12:05 PM): *Iser swipes Jeff Hardy's controler for a second and skips the remander of Jeff's entrance*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:22 PM): *The screen suddenly dims as Tazz can bea heard shouting "ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!! as the sound shifts into Hed p.e.'s Suck It Up as the fog machine begins to emit smoke that comes out and surrounds the ramp*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:27 PM): be*
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:29 PM): Meh
freddiekrackerv1 (8:13:35 PM): Iser: Gotta love the accuracy we put in the demo.
RavenXRainXVega (8:13:43 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, this is an entrance
RavenXRainXVega (8:14:05 PM): The Dark Lord: Don't like the song? Don't worry Folks, once you unlock me, you can give me any previous song I have used in the past.
RavenXRainXVega (8:14:28 PM): The Dark Lord: No custom soundtracks though, don't want any of you to get funny ideas
freddiekrackerv1 (8:14:39 PM): Iser: Did I mention that on the PPV venues(we're in the regular Revolution arena) you can have the band play Raven's song if you have him use Suck it Up?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:15:28 PM): Jeff: but that's like real li---
freddiekrackerv1 (8:15:35 PM): Iser: Yes, yes.
RavenXRainXVega (8:15:43 PM): *The screen shows Raven coming out with the XWA title glistening around his waist. The replica of detail is shown through the scanned character, Raven's blond hair moves and shifts with each move he makes as he hops in place as the sold out arena boos loudly*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:16:12 PM): Iser: The people in the front row are flipping him off, too.
RavenXRainXVega (8:16:29 PM): The Dark Lord: We made it as realistic as possible, now, if this arena were in Toronto, that would not happen
freddiekrackerv1 (8:17:03 PM): Iser: Likewise, people aren't booing me in Morgantown.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:17:21 PM): Iser: ...yes Raven, no time for a West Virginia crack. There ARE people in that city.
RavenXRainXVega (8:17:25 PM): *The screen shows Raven pause in the middle of the ramp, the high level of motion capture shows Raven's facial features turn into his trademark smirk as he throws up his hands to form the Devil Horns as a wide array of pyro and fireworks ggo off behind him*
RavenXRainXVega (8:17:37 PM): go*
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:13 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, for those of you wondering, something is missing from my entrance, the lovely Talena. Remember, this is just a demo. The full game will have it all
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:29 PM): Jeff Hardy: But... what about the coc....
RavenXRainXVega (8:18:34 PM): The Dark Lord: Oh give it a rest
freddiekrackerv1 (8:18:46 PM): Iser: You realize this is being recorded, right?
RavenXRainXVega (8:19:50 PM): *The screen reverts back to the tv as we see Raven rush down the ramp and slide into the ring, the ever present grin still plastered on his face, as he looks up at "Jeff Hardy" who begins to shake with fear. Raven gets up and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and forms the Devil Horns as the crowd continues to boo and give him the finger*
RavenXRainXVega (8:20:07 PM): The Dark Lord: Typical Jeff, you bitched out
freddiekrackerv1 (8:20:07 PM): Iser: I think he's shaking from not snorting.
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:08 PM): *The stellar entrance ends as we are taken directly into the match*
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:16 PM): The Dark Lord: No load times here, right into the action
freddiekrackerv1 (8:21:26 PM): Iser: Even the ref gets his special XWA shirt...it's green and black.
RavenXRainXVega (8:21:59 PM): *Raven is shown taking the first hit of the match, and he decks Jeff with a right hand*
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:19 PM): The Dark Lord: Now, as you can tell, I am a brawler, so, my punches will do a lot more damage than non-brawling wrestlers
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:36 PM): Jeff Hardy: YEAH!! TAKE SOME OF THIS!!
RavenXRainXVega (8:22:53 PM): *Jeff is shown pressing a sequence of buttons, that resorts to him doing his dancing taunt*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:23:18 PM): Iser: ...um...that buttom combo won't do it.
RavenXRainXVega (8:23:39 PM): *Jeff's momentum meter slowly rises as Raven rakes his eyes and knocks him down with a lariat*
freddiekrackerv1 (8:23:54 PM): Iser: Typical Raven.
RavenXRainXVega (8:23:59 PM): Jeff Hardy: YEAH!! RAVEN!!! KICK HIS ASS!!
RavenXRainXVega (8:24:13 PM): The Dark Lord: You are aware that I am beating you up
freddiekrackerv1 (8:24:33 PM): Iser: That's worse than San Jose State trying to beat USC at football.
RavenXRainXVega (8:24:37 PM): Jeff Hardy: What do you mean? What are we doing?
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:00 PM): The Dark Lord: Yes folks, this is live, and, Jeff is clearly under the influence right before your eyes
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:30 PM): *Raven is shown choking the prone Jeff as he momentum meter boosts twice as high as Jeff*
RavenXRainXVega (8:25:44 PM): The Dark Lord: Being a default heel, all my dirty moves will raise my momentum rather quickly
freddiekrackerv1 (8:25:54 PM): Iser: Plus his charisma is very very high.
RavenXRainXVega (8:26:02 PM): Jeff Hardy: Come on Mario, we gotta save the Princess!!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:26:41 PM): Iser: Mickie is my Princess as Talena's Raven's princess...but cocaine isn't a princess.
RavenXRainXVega (8:26:49 PM): The Dark Lord: My charisma rating is 95, the highest in the game, you do a few dirty moves, and, it pretty much ensures me of a victory.
freddiekrackerv1 (8:28:13 PM): Iser: I think his momentum is just about built completely up.
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:34 PM): *Raven's momtum meter is flashing as he is hovering around Jeff's body. Suddenly, we see Raven run to the opposite corner, duck down, as motion for Jeff to get up. Jeff slowly gets up, as Raven gets a full head of steam, and sends Jeff to the mat with his finisher "Dark Assassin" After the move hits, Raven raises the Devil Horns, and Jeff has been KO'ed
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:39 PM): momentum*
RavenXRainXVega (8:28:43 PM): I botched that word
RavenXRainXVega (8:29:05 PM): The Dark Lord: All of my mannerisms are in tact, so, what you see me do on TV, will be in the game
freddiekrackerv1 (8:30:10 PM): Iser: I know people are a little down they aren't seeing me in the game but...too much greatness too soon can't be a good thing.
RavenXRainXVega (8:30:31 PM): Jeff Hardy: HOME RUN!!! THANK YOU CLEVELAND!! GOODNIGHT!!
freddiekrackerv1 (8:30:54 PM): *Iser reaches under the couch that Raven is sitting on and pulls out a shovel*
RavenXRainXVega (8:31:12 PM): The Dark Lord: Shovel not included
freddiekrackerv1 (8:31:24 PM): Iser: Oh well, we gotta give them something else, right?
freddiekrackerv1 (8:31:35 PM): *Iser smacks Jeff right in the face with the shovel*
RavenXRainXVega (8:32:08 PM): The Dark Lord: So, there you have it. A Superstar Countdown will begin shortly. Go buy the game when it comes out, or your drunk uncle will sneak in your room and punch you
freddiekrackerv1 (8:32:31 PM): Iser: ...and I'll send my sister out to haunt you for the rest of your life.
