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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2006 14:37:52 GMT -5
The normal pyro goes off and we cut to Joey and Tazz on commintary.
Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Breakdown here in Seattle Washington.
Tazz: Not even all the rain can dampen the XWA Superstars.
Bad to the Bone hits and Cliff appears.
Tazz: That might though.
Kane's pyro hits and Kane comes in and chokeslams Cliff and pins him 1...........2..........3
Winner: Kane
Taker's gong hits afterword... and Taker comes out and the 2 monsters brawl for 5 minutes straight and they can't knock each-other down and then Taker just vanishes trying to mess with Kane's head but Kane just wants to brawl some more and doesn't care and goes backstage looking for Undertaker.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 7, 2006 14:43:19 GMT -5
Joey Styles: I have recieved word that Jonathan Coachman is set to interview XWA Champion Raven, let's get to that live.
Coach: Thanks Joey, I am here backstage in front of XWA Champion Raven's lockerroom, I will get his thoughts on his upcoming match with Vito and other topics.
*Raven is seen exiting the lockerroom with Talena and is approached by the Coach*
Coach: Raven, you got time for an interview.
Raven: Sure, I got time Coach go ahead.
Coach: So tell me, what are your thoughts are your match with Vito in a Street Fight?
Raven: Vito made a foolish mistake on Revolution, he said that he is more of a man than I am because he wears a dress. Wearing a dress is not the sign of a true man, it's a sign of stupidity. Not only that, Vito interrupted me while I was in the middle of saying something very important, so I shall make Vito regret ever interrupting the champ.
Coach: Do you think anything Vito said was true?
Raven: Like I said Coach, Vito must live in an imaginary land where all men wear dresses and give people makeovers, I live in reality, and the only men who wear dresses are those who live in Hillcrest, San Francisco, and Massachussetts, guys who wear dresses have no business being in the wrestling industry. After I am thought with Vito, I am sure he will regret ever getting in the wrestling business.
Coach: I agree, so now if you don't mind let's talk a little bit about your match at Badd Blood against Rey Mysterio. Do you have any remorse about what you did to him in front of his hometown audience?
Raven: None at all. Rey's fate was sealed the day he got in the ring with me, I told him it would be a night he would never forget, and after I was through with him I would say he will never forget. Underdogs annoy me Coach, they always seem to think that they can topple any Giant in their path, well at Badd Blood against Rey, I proved that theory wrong, underdogs always get what they deserve and Rey got exactly that.
Coach: You have to think that Rhino was paying close attention to that match, you feel he will get even with you for what you did to his friend?
Raven; I am sure Rhino is pissed that I demolished his only friend in this promotion, but if Rhino tries to go after me and get some retribution for Rey, he will end up in the hospital as well, maybe he and Rey could share the same hospital room. You must not seem to remember Rhino, I am the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, I know everything that goes on in this fed, I have eyes and ears in the back of my head, so if you plan an ambush on me it would be in vain since I am always a few steps ahead of all my opponents. But Rhino do pay attention to my match against Vito tonight, I can assure you that all the pain I inflict on him will be only a small amount of what's in store for you. Quote the Raven, Nevermore
*Raven and Talena are then shown walking down the backstage hallway and headed to the ring*
Coach: Thanks to Raven for the interview, Tazz, Joey, back to you.
Tazz: Well folks, I would say that Vito won't make it out of their match in one piece, Raven will send him packing out of this fed in a bodybag. You don't have to wait long folks, that match is next.
~Commercials~
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Oct 7, 2006 15:13:25 GMT -5
Tazz: We are back and set to see Raven square off against Vito in a Non-title street fight.
Joey Styles: Has Vito bitten off more than he can chew?
Tazz: What kind of metaphore is that?
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Street Fight, introducing first.
*Vito's music hits and he gets a nice ovation from the Seattle fans*
Tazz: Nice to see the fans are into Vito, because in a few moments, Vito will be out of here on a stretcher mark my words, enjoy the moment while it lasts Vito.
Lillian Garcia: From New York City, weighing in at 255 pounds, Vito.
*Vito gets in the ring and plays to the crowd to get another positive response*
*The lights go out and "Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin hits the PA as the entrance way fills with smoke*
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Virus of Life, Raven.
*Raven emerges through the fog followed by the XWA Women's Champion, The Queen of Extreme, Talena*
Tazz: It's been a while since we have seen both the King and Queen together, it's a lovely site.
*Raven does the Crucifix pose as gold pyro falls down behind them and they make their way to the ring, Talena stays at ringside as Raven climbs the ropes and strikes the pose of the Crucifx getting the crowd to unleash more boos, but it does seem that there are some cheers in the crowd.*
Joey Styles: It seems that Raven is pretty popular here in Washington, getting a strong reaction, it's mixed but it was loud.
Tazz: Wherever Raven goes he always is met by a loud reaction, whether it's positive or negative, or a combination of both.
DING
DING
DING
The bell sounds and the match in underway. Vito walks right up to Raven and looks in square in the eye and slaps the taste out of his mouth.
Tazz: What the hell is he thinking?
Joey Styles: I don't know if I am shocked or happy about what we just saw.
The crowd has gone silent with gasps as they don't know what has just happened.
Raven looks down at the canvas, raises his head and has a face of sheer anger as he just drops Vito with the Chaos Theory and gets the quick pinfall.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Raven.
After the match Raven chases Lillian out of the ring and procedes to stomp a mudhole in Vito, kicking him over and over in the ribs and the side of the head.
Tazz: Well Joey, I think Raven has snapped, and Vito only can blame himself, you don't go and slap a guy as un-stable as Raven, unless you have a deathwish.
Joey Styles: As much as I dispise Raven, I would never do such a thing myself, foolish Mistake Vito made.
Talena then enters the ring with a chair and hands it to Raven.
Tazz: Seems that Talena took offense to Vito slapping Raven in the face too.
Raven takes the chair and hits Vito with the chair over and over again, the chair cracks throughout the arena as it makes contact with his back and chest.
Joey Styles: Someone make this stop, we are all in harms way with Raven in this state of mind.
Talena picks up Vito and pushed him right into a chairshot by Raven and his smacked right in the skull and he has been bleeding.
Tazz: Vito is getting what he deserves.
Joey Styles: How can you say that Tazz, Vito is a human being, no one deserves this.
Raven then grabs the prone leg of Vito and locks him in the Anarchy Lock as Vito taps out and screams out in pain as the camera pans in and we see the frenzy expression Raven's face as he wrenches on Vito's ankle.
Tazz: I don't think Ankle's are supposed to bend this way.
Vito passes out from the pain as Raven finally let's go of the hold, he then instructs Talena out of the ring to fetch him a table.
Joey Styles: What is he doing now, someone do something about this, Raven has snapped.
Tazz: I don't think anyone can stop Raven while he is in a rage of this sort.
Talena slides the table in the ring as Raven sets it up and drags Vito to the turnbuckles and positions himself to give Vito the Raven Effect from the second rope through the table.
Joey Styles: Enough is enough, we need securtiy or the state police, or the national guard.
Tazz: Relax Joey, Raven won't hurt any of us.
Joey Styles: How can you be so sure Tazz.
Tazz: If all else fails I am certain that Talena could talk some sense into Raven.
Joey Styles: Why would she do that Tazz, she is just as evil as Raven is.
Raven has Vito in Raven Effect position as Talena pulls the table closer to the turnbuckles and Raven delivers the Raven Effect as he and Vito crash through the table.
Tazz: That has to be it Vito is dead.
Joey Styles: If he continues this rampage we could be next, we need some help.
Raven then kicks Vito out of the room and blankly stares into the audience who are in a state of confusion and fear of what he might do next.
Joey Styles: This could be bad, the fans might be in danger, call in the Marines and the Air Force, we need major backup.
Talena is shown wispering in Raven's ear and he blinks a few times and seems to be back to normal, he goes to ringside grabs his title as he and Talena make their way to the back as his music hits.
Tazz: See, I told you Talena could calm him down.
Joey Styles: Thank goodness for her, the fans or us could have been in real danger if he continued his assualt.
EMT's are shown rusing to the ring and stretcher Vito out of the arena to a nice ovation from the respectful crowd.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2006 15:27:36 GMT -5
Backstage we see Beniot and Iser brawling backstage and they take it to the ring and it looks like Beniot knocks Iser all the way down the ramp and Beniot throws him into the ring.
Joey: Speaking of snapping, these 2 can't be in the same building with one another anymore.
Tazz: GET HIM OFF OUR GM!
Beniot reaches under the ring and pulls out a screwdriver!
Joey: Oh my...
Beniot trys to slice Iser's head open but Iser low-blows Beniot to save himself and DDTs him... then he gets his brass knucks from his left knee pad and waits for Beniot to get up... He takes a swing as soon as Beniot gets up, but Beniot ducks and hits a release German... and grabs the screw-driver and starts grinding his head!
Tazz: Oh my god! This is graphic!
Iser starts bleeding severely and yells in pain... then decks Beniot in the head with the brass knucks heavily... to bust Beniot open...
Joey: To think this is only a preview of their WM encounter.
Tazz: They're gonna kill each-other.
Iser pulls himself up by the ropes and trys to hit him with the knucks again but Beniot applys the crossface... and he also pulls back with the screw-driver to make it twice as painful! Security finally pulls Beniot off and they help both men backstage.
Commershalls.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 7, 2006 16:02:52 GMT -5
GM Iser is seen holding his head walking backstage where Matt Striker is seen laughing at him.
Striker: If you would've used your brain you wouldn't be hurt like you are now.
Iser: Go fuck yourself you ignorant cunt.
Striker: I do not masterbate.
Iser: You do that cause you can't get laid you stupid little bitch.
Iser superkicks Striker to hell and beats the hell out of him with the brass knucks and butchers him backstage to take his frustrations out.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 8, 2006 9:04:33 GMT -5
Unloco hits and Zane comes out to the 2nd biggest pop of the night(first biggest was when Beniot grinded the GM's head with the screwdriver!)
Tazz: This former GM hasn't won a match in XWA yet.
'So Cold' hits but Vampiro X doesn't come out... and Spawn comes out instead...
Tazz: I guess Vampiro X felt that Zane wasn't 'worthy'
Joey: That's bullcrap.
Spawn goes for a closeline, but Zane hits a ZKO on him.
Aladan comes out.
Joey: What the hell!?
Zane hits a ZKO on him too! 1................2..............3
Winner: Zane Barron.
Zane celebrates as if he won a billion dollers, then 'So Cold' plays again.
Joey: Why isn't the cow--BEHIND YOU ZANE!
Vampiro X low-blows Barron then hits his finisher, the Punked Out on him!
Tazz: He was messing with Zane's head the entire time. Good move.
Vampiro X raises his hands in celebration(crowd jeers majorly, biggest heel reaction of the night) of his handy work, then walks out satisfied with what he did.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 9, 2006 14:41:34 GMT -5
Enter Sandman hits and Sandman does a 4 minute entrance full of beer drinking.
Tazz: Hey Sandman, don't do that around CM Punk!
CM Punk attacks Sandman and when a fan offers CM Punk a beer... CM Punk slaps it down and piefaces the fan to the chair for MAJOR heat!
CM Punk:(to the fans) FUCK YOU!(fans boo)
CM Punk throws Sandman into the steel steps head first and reaches under the ring and finds a staple gun... Sandman crotchs Punk with his cane and takes a few shots on Punk's head with the cane. Sandman then closelines Punk down... then throws Punk into the ring and hits a dropkick as soon as Punk gets up... then a closeline... then a side-russian leg-sweep. 1...............2...........he kicked out. Sandman then trys another closeline, but Punk counters with a shining wizard! Punk then grabs a trashcan and drills Sandman with it... then hits a double-arm backbreaker. 1................2.............he kicks out.
Tazz: Sandman is NOT Vito.
CM Punk hits those stiff chops... then the roundhouse kick, but Sandman counters his Rock-bottom(I still can't spell the actual name for the move) into a complete shot on the trashcan! 1.................2...........He kicks out.
Joey: Remember, if Sandman wins, he gets a title shot against Punk at wrestlemania... speaking of... we'll have a hall of fame celebration... and a hall of shame mockerization.
Sandman sets up a table... and puts Punk on the top rope... Punk trys fighting back but Sandman cracks him in the head with a beer can! Sandman hits a top rope hurricarana on Punk through the table! 1..............2............3
Winner: Sandman
Aftermath: Sandman trys to make Punk drink a beer, but GM Iser attempts to make the save by spearing Sandman... then Beniot attacks GM Iser with a vicious dragon suplex on the table rubble! Beniot and Sandman share a beer and celebrate in the ring as the show ends.
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