Breakdown

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Breakdown and what a main event... though I hate having to see a living legend distroyed before our very eyes...

Tazz: He deserves it for disrespecting the man at power here. It'll be Flair vs Raven and Vampiro X

Bad to the Bone hits and Cliff Hobkins makes his debut to no reaction at all.

Joey: Who the...

Tazz: Must be a random dumbass

CM Punk's 'This fire burns'(since he's the ECW champion) plays and gets booed severely by the New York crowd and CM Punk just tells the crowd to 'Go fuck themselves' to major heat. He enters the ring and the match begins

CM Punk gives Cliff a double-arm backbreaker and pins him 1.............2..............3

Winner in one move: CM Punk

Joey and Tazz then laugh at Cliff for a minute and then a commershall plays(basicly hyping up the Clockwork Orange match involving Raven and 'The Chariety Case' Supported for and payed for by the workers of the Raven's fan club.)

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Zane Barron is in the ring

Barron: I was the GM of this company when it began and now I'm not even booked in any matches!? What the hell!?

Kane's pyro goes off and out comes Kane and he throws Barron to the corner and thrashes at him and the bell rings signalling this is an offical match...

Tazz: This IS a TV title match ladies and gentlemen.

Kane uppercuts Barron down then hits him with a sideslam and a closeline... Kane goes for his chokeslam but Barron counters into a DDT. Zane gets a dropkick in... then another one... and the fans get behind Barron but Kane gives Zane a closeline that he flips over from impact.

Joey: What a VICIOUS closeline

Tazz: Turned Barron inside out.

Kane then climbs to the top rope and hits ANOTHER closeline from the top rope... then he hangs him upside down and chokes Barron in the corner then chases the ref out of the ring.

Joey: I think we should run away cause Kane's gonna snap any moment now!

Kane chokeslams Zane and pins him 1..................2..............3

Winner Kane

Kane then drags Barron out of the ring and to the annoucetable... Kane big boots Barron to knock him down and he takes apart the annoucetable..

Joey: What the---~pisssssssssssssssssssssst~

Kane then chokeslams Barron through the table

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Kane then looks at Joey and he runs through the crowd and out of dodge... Kane then goes to the ring... sets his pyro off and leaves...

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: I tell ya folks, that Kane is a monster.


*Joey is seen running through the crowd back to the announce table*



Tazz: I see, you had your excersize for the day Joey, I can't say I blame you, if Kane looked at me like that I would be running for my life too.


Joey Styles: You don't say Tazz, I thought he was going to kill me. Anyway, onto or next match, which is a title match.



Tazz: That's right Joey, the XWA Women's championshio is on the line as Michelle McCool is looking to dethrone XWA's current Women's champ and the Queen of this fed, Talena.



Joey Styles: Talena is another person who gives me a bad feeling, she just glares at you and it makes you feel...... anyway I will save that for my therapist, let's get on with the match.


Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the XWA Women's championship.



*Michelle McCool's music hits and the fans think it's Torrie Wilson, and upon her entrance the crowd dies*



Tazz: I was expecting Torrie their Joey.


Joey Styles: I think we all were.



Lillian Garcia: Introdroucing the challenger, from Palatka, Florida, Michelle McCool.



*Michelle McCool struts to the ring, getting no reaction from the crowd, gets in the ring and waits.*


Tazz: Michelle McCool should be teamed with Matt Striker, they both can be boring teachers together.


Joey Styles: Oh, will you stop.




*"Decorated" by Crazy Town begins to play throughout the arena*



Tazz: Oh yeah folks, the Queen has changed her theme song, it rocks might I add, big ups to Crazy Town.



Lillian Garcia: Introducing her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, she is the current reigning and defending XWA Women's Champion, she is the Queen Of Extreme, Talena.



*The smoke begins to pour out of the entrance ramp, and out through the smoke comes the XWA Women's champion to a large round of boos*



Tazz: I tell you Joey, much like her boyfriend, Talena doesn't get any respect from these XWA fans, they are ungrateful.


Joey Styles: No Tazz, the fans know that Talena and Raven don't get a damn about them, so the fans don't care for them.


*Talena strikes the Crucifix pose and walks down to the ring not taking her eyes off of Michelle McCool*


*Once in the ring Talena hands the ref her title as the ref holds id up high*


Joey Styles: That is what's on the line tonight Tazz, they will leave it all in the ring.


Tazz: Yeah, and after Talena is done with McCool, they will have to clean up the ring from her limbs all over the ring after being dismantled.


Joey Styles: Don't underestimate Michelle Tazz, she might pull off an upset.


The bell rings and the match is underway, Michelle tries to catch Talena off guard by charging at her, but Talena easily side steps and Michelle goes flying through the ropes and crashes to the outside.


Tazz: Oh yeah, a real upset tonight Joey, geez, McCool must have already knocked herself out and thee match has barely started.


The ref begins a 10 count, as Talena goes outside and tosses McCool back into the ring.


McCool is out cold and Talena locks in a Dragon Sleeper.


Tazz: Gotta love submission holds Joey.


Talena sinches on the hold even tighter, as Michelle seems to snap out of it and starts to yell out in agony as her neck is being wrenched backwards.


Joey Styles: I don't think necks are supposed to bend that way Tazz.


Talena breaks the Dragon Sleeper and just kicks away at the prone McCool who is on the canvas trying to cover up and block the blows. The ref tells Talena to back off which she does as the ref is checking on McCool to see if she can continue.


The ref sees that she is ok and McCool starts to get up but Talena runs at McCool and takes her down with a brutal Spear.


Tazz: Well McCool was up, then she got re-introduced to the canvas, it's not looking too good for Michelle right now.


Joey Styles: It's official Tazz, Talena has no heart, and if she does it must be pure evil.


Michelle is trying to pull herself up by grabbing Talena's leg, so Talena responds by kicking McCool square in the face and sending her back down to the canvas.


Joey Styles: Alright ref that is enough, just stop the match already.


Talena is just taking her time, and seemingly toying with the beat down McCool. She picks up Michelle and nails her with a delayed vertical suplex that sends Michelle down to the mat with a sickening thud.



Tazz: That must have killed a few brain cells.


While McCool is down, Talena grabs her neck and locks in her a crossface.


Tazz: She calls that the Mouthful of Poison Joey, and by the looks of it, McCool looks like she has just drank a bottle of it, she is out like a light.


The ref sees that McCool is unable to respond to his verbal communication, so he checks her hand and it falls to the mat three times, he signals for the bell and the match is over.


Joey Styles: Well, I hope Talena is proud of herself, she might have broken Michelle's neck with that submission hold, she isn't moving we need some help.


Tazz: Talena just proved what a force she is, not just in the women's division, but in XWA period.


*Talena does a cocky Orton pose over the fallen body of McCool as her music plays and the crowd boos her all the way to the back*


Winner and Still XWA Women's Champion: Talena via Submission: 8:56


*EMT's arrive and take Michelle McCool to the back*



~Commercial~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

The King of Kings plays and the GM comes out for his singles match against Beniot

Joey: I hope this piece of crap gets his necked snapped off by the REAL crippler crossface.

Tazz: Your knocking Talena's version of the move... I like the name too...

Chris Beniot does something out of character and comes out through the crowd and Iser notices it and they start brawling like crazy. Beniot goes for a german suplex, Iser lands on his feet and trys to superkick Beniot, who ducks it and closelines him from behind nearly taking HIS head off.

Joey: Yet ANOTHER brutal closeline tonight.

Beniot stomps on Iser like crazy and gets out a chair and he nails Iser in the back. The ref goes to DQ Beniot but Beniot snaps and hits HIM with a chair!

Winner by DQ GM Iser

the fans boo the finish but Beniot waits for Iser to get up, but Iser ducks the chair-shot, and hits him with a vandaminator and orders the ref to restart the match and make the last result void and under hardcore rules!

The bell rings and the match begins again and GM Iser leg drops the chair on Beniot's head. GM Iser goes to the top rope and hits a cross-body moonsault on Beniot! 1................2.........Beniot kicks out. GM Iser doesn't give a shit and applys a sleeper with leg sissors to the ribs on Beniot... Beniot back headbutts Iser to get out of it and he throws Iser out of the ring. Beniot then hits a suiside dive on Iser! Beniot throws Iser into the crowd and they brawl up to a perch... Beniot then does the unimanginable and SUPERPLEXES Iser OFF THE PERCH AND THROUGH A BUNCH OF TABLES!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tazz: HOLY SHIT!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

EMTs come out(they've had a busy night) and take them both backstage and into an ambulance.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: Man Joey, the last two matches have been brutal, hopefully no one gets taken out of the ring by EMT's unless the person in Ric Flair.



Joey Styles: I still can't believe that devil of a GM made Flair compete in a handicap match against both Raven and Vampiro X.


Tazz: Flair got what he deserves for running his mouth and saying that Raven isn't the man when clearly Raven is the biggest thing going.



Lillian Garcia: The following match in scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match.


*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is heard and out comes the Nature Boy Ric Flair styling and profiling*



Tazz: If I were Flair, I would not spend so much time dancing and struting and going woooooooooooo like a severe mental patient, but I would be focusing on my opponents.



Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 248 pounds, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.



*Flair gets the ref to hold the ring ropes open and he enters the ring and struts in the ring*



*The arena lights go from normal to an errie shade of red*


Tazz: Here we go Joey.


*"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play and out comes Vampiro X*


Lillian Garcia: Introducing his opponents, first from London Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Vampiro X.


*Vampiro X Spits out some mist and stares down Ric Flair*


Tazz: Well Joey, since I'm a betting man, how much you wanna bet the arena will begin to boo upon the next entrance?


Joey Styles: Well, I'm not a betting man, but the odds are very good.


*The arena goes dark*

Love.....Your Hate...... Your..... Faith Lost...... You..... Are Now..... One.... Of Us....


*The opening of Miseria Cantare - The Beginning is heard and goes straight into "Diary Of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin.



Tazz: You gotta love how Raven has the intro to his old song at the beginning on his new song.



Lillian Garcia: Introducing his partner, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the XWA World Heavyweight Champion, he is the Virus of Life, Raven.



*Out of the smoke comes XWA Champion Raven, along with the XWA Champ Talena*



Tazz: Here comes the King and Queen of XWA, the Queen already had a successful title defense, and now it's Raven's turn to dominate. Remember fans, if you want to join the Raven fan club, just send me an e-mail and I will hook you up since I am the Fan Club President, we now have over 20 million members and still growing.


*The fans are booing loudly, and they only get louder once Raven strikes the Crucifix pose and gold pyro falls down behind him*


Tazz: Look at that Joey, he is the golden one of XWA, kickass pyro.


Joey Styles: Oh brother.



*Raven and Talena make their way down the ramp,Talena sits at ringside, and glares at Joey Styles, who shifts in his chair.*


Tazz: I knew she would hear your crack about her crossface hold Joey.



*Raven gets on the apron and climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and does another Crucifix pose and gets more heat.*



*Raven takes the belt and hands it to the ref*


The bell rings and the match is under way, both Raven and Vampiro charge the Nature Boy with a barage of kicks and punches.


Tazz: Flair is going to find out first hand you don't insult the XWA Champion, especially when the champ is my main man Raven.


Joey Styles: I think I'm gonna be sick. It's all that demon spawn GM Iser's fault, I hope Benoit gives him hell, Flair is a 16 time world champion, he deserves better than this!!!! DAMN HIM!!!



Tazz: Wow Joey, stick to watching Extreme Makeover.


Back in the ring Raven is choking Flair while Vampiro is kicking Flair in the midsection.


Raven and Vampiro pull Flair up and nail him with a double suplex.


Tazz: Raven and Vampiro and working very well together.


Joey Styles: Of course they do, they are both evil, I dispise evil people.


*Talena once again glares at Joey who apologizes*


Tazz: Your mouth gets you in a lot of trouble Joey, you should just be quiet.


Raven pulls Flair to the corner and begins to mock the Nature Boy by nailing him with stiff knife edge chops.


Tazz: *each time a chop connects* WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOO


Raven then let's Vampiro get some chops in, but Flair seems to have been playing possum as he hits Vampiro with a thumb to the eye and gives him a chop that knocks Vampiro down.


Joey Styles: Now that is how you do a chop.


Flair is chopping away at Vampiro and then turns around and chops Raven who was about to blindside him.


Tazz: Raven is down.... get up champ!!!!!



Flair is styling and profiling and is grabbing the leg of Raven.



Joey Stlyles: Is it time for the Figure-Four.


Flair is about to lock it in but Vampiro counters with a kick to the head.



Tazz: Hard kick right to the head, Flair must have amnesia by now.


Raven is in the corner catching his breath, Vampiro locks Flair in a rear chin-lock and wrenches back. While he is doing this Raven bends down and starts trash talking Flair while he's in the hold.



Joey Styles: That arrogant piece of crap, Flair is defenseless, and then he has to degrade him further by insulting him.


Vampiro pulls Flair up and he and Raven nail a double team SuperKick/German Suplex combo.


Tazz: What teamwork, very impactful and deadly.


Raven then toys with Flair by throwing him to the outside of the ring.



Tazz: Look's like Raven got rid of the trash from his ring eh Joey?


Joey Styles: Get some respect Tazz.


While Flair pulls himself up to enter the ring, Talena gets up from her chair and nails Flair with a low blow and tosses him into the ring.


Tazz: Well seems Talena took offense to Flair comment's about Raven too.


Joey Styles: I should have known, whereever Raven goes Talena is bound to interject herself someway.


Raven grabs the limp body of Flair and nails him with the Raven Effect in the center of the ring, rolls over into a pin.


Tazz: 1,2,3 it's all over!!!!!!! Raven has proven that he is the man by beating 'the man' Ric Flair!!!!!



Joey Styles: Raven has just beaten the legendary Ric Flair, what else will happen to this fed?



*While Raven and Vampiro are celebrating the lights go out and Sting's music begins to play*



Tazz: What does this has-been want, Raven already defeated him.



Joey Styles: I think he is here to get some revenge on Vampiro X.


*Sting runs down the ramp and he and Vampiro X begin to brawl all over the ring, security comes out and it takes 3 people to hold back both Vampiro X and Sting*


Joey Styles: This is going to explode at Badd Blood. For Tazz I'm Joey Styles goodnight.



Winners: Raven and Vampiro X via Pinfall: 10:15