Breakdown

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Billy/Chuck/Rico come out back to their old gay gimmick which the fans surprisingly give a semi pop... but nothing more.

Joey: What the hell are those 3 doing here? Oh and welcome to Breakdown... I'm Joey Styles along with Taz.

Taz(z): You betcha and I don't have a clue why they're here.

The Canadian anthem music hits and Lance, Edge, and Christian...

Storm superkicks Chuck, Edge spears Rico, Christian umprettiers Billy... triple pin... nuff said.

Winner in a total squash, Team Canada(aka the Unamericans)

Storm waves an up-side-down american flag and trys to light it on fire!

Joey: Don't do it... don't you dare do it!

Taz(z): Normally I like Canada but this is uncalled for.

Rhino runs down with a steel chair and hits Christian with it and Edge/Storm retreat while Christian rolls out of the way to avoid anymore punishment from the War Machine.

Joey: Thank you Rhino!

Taz(z): For a change, I agree with you.

~More later~

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Shelton Benjamin comes out for the XWA TV title match... he gets a heel reaction and Benjamin responds with him basicly showing his arrogent side.

Chris Daniels, the Fallen Angel comes out to a face reaction.

Joey: This should be a very good


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Kane's pyro and music hits but no Kane... and the fans start chanting 'WE WANT KANE' and KANE COMES OUT! and he snaps and distroys Shelton AND Daniels with a chair... Hacksaw comes out to try to help them out and Kane chokeslams him... Homicide comes down to congratulate Kane and Kane gives him a big boot and a chokeslam. Some security comes out and Kane distroys them all with punches. The Canadians come out to offer Kane a spot in their group and Kane distroys all three of them for no reason with chair shots.

Joey: We need some help! Kane is here and he's snapped!

Tazz: He's not with anyone's side... he's a monster and he just doesn't give a...

Kane snaps and chokeslams Hacksaw THROUGH the ring!

Tazz: HOLY SHIT!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Kane then tombstones Shelton straight to hell and pins him for some reason and makes the ref count 1........................2...................3

Winner and new TV champion...Kane

Kane then chokeslams the ref on Hacksaw after he gets his belt and he leaves leaving everyone in shock.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: I still can't believe it Joey, Kane is our new TV Champion, he destroyed everyone.


Joey Styles: I know Tazz, I can't believe it, he's a monster.


Tazz: Now it's time for our main event, it's XWA Champion, Raven vs Chris Benoit inside a steel cage.


Joey Styles: Not only that, but the devil known as GM Iser is going to be the special ref, we all know this favors the champ.


Tazz: I am sure GM Iser will make a great ref, you will see Joey, let's get to the match.



"King of Kings" by Motorhead begins to play and out comes GM Iser to a large amount of boos, he walks over to the fans and goes to shake their hand and pulls it back and laughs at the fan then slides into the ring*


Joey Styles: What an arrogent bastard, what did we do to deserve this man as our GM?


Tazz: Remember Joey, he beat Zane Barron for 100% power of XWA, I think he is a great GM


"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace begins to play and out comes the Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit and he gets a huge ovation, he walks down the ramp and stares at GM Iser as he gets into the cage.


Tazz: I hope Benoit can focus on Raven and not get destracted by GM Iser in the ring, if he does Raven will beat him easily.


Joey Styles: Benoit knows not to look beyond Raven, he will remain focused.



*The lights go out and "Miseria Cantare - The Beginning" by AFI begins to play and out of the smoke comes the XWA Champion, The Virus Of Life Raven, he comes out alone this time.


Tazz: I guess the Queen is watching from backstage tonight.


*Raven looks serious as he strikes the Crucifix and gets a ton of heat, he walks down the ramp and enters the cage, exchanges glances with GM Iser and does the Crucifix inches away from Benoit's face.



Tazz: Can you feel the tension Joey, Raven is showing no signs of Fear.



Joey Styles: Yes, but neither is Benoit, both look prepared for this match.


Ring Announcer: The following match is a steel cage match and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Championship, to win this match you must climb out of the cage, whoever does will be the XWA champion. Introducing the challenger, now residing in Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 248 pounds, The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit *crowd cheers*

And his opponent, he is the current reigning and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, from the Bowery originally known as Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Virus Of Life, this is Raven. *Raven does the Crucufux pose as the crowd boos*


Tazz: Popular as ever our XWA Champion.


Joey Styles: You can't fool the fans Tazz.


The bell rings and the match is underway, Raven and Benoit lock-up and jock for control, Raven controls the lock-up and pushes Benoit into the corner, as GM Iser asks for a clean break and he gets it.


Tazz: You see Joey, Raven plays by the rules.


Raven and Benoit lock-up again and Benoit manages to get control with a knee to the gut and gets Raven in a standing armbar, GM Iser asks Raven if he quits but as he knows, Raven doesn't give up that easily. Raven gets out of the armbar and counters with an armbar of his own and then puts Benoit in a hammerlock.


Joey Styles: I must admit, Raven does have impressive technical skills.


Raven still has Benoit in a hammerlock, and procedes to drop Benoit with a spinning drop toe hold.


Tazz: Impressive technical wrestling we are seeing by Raven.


Raven goes after the right arm of Benoit and gets him in a cross armbreaker as GM Iser asks if Benoit will give up, but Benoit tough as nails manages to get to the bottom rope as GM Iser starts to count to 5 and Raven breaks the hold. Raven goes to lift up Benoit, but Benoit hits Raven with a legsweep and locks Raven in a cross armbreaker, but Raven is too close to the ropes and Benoit breaks the hold quickly. Raven gets to his feet and nail Benoit with a thuimb to the eye and a quick suplex.


Joey Styles: So much for technical skills.


Raven thinks about climbing out the cage right now but knows it's too early so he gets Benoit in a mounted punch position and blasts away at Benoit's face with hard right hands.


Joey Styles: Do something Ref, admonish Raven already.


Iser looks around for a bit and finally tells Raven to stop using closed fists.


Tazz: Relax Joey, he made Raven stop.


Raven drags Benoit to the corner and gives him a hard chop the echos throughout the arena, as he goes for a second chop, Benoit throws him into the corner and begins to chop away. Benoit hits a snap suplex on Raven and begins to climb up the cage.


Joey Styles: If he can get out we will have a new champion.


Benoit gets close to exiting the cage but Raven shakes the cage and Benoit falls down and crotches himself on the ropes.


Tazz: That had to hurt, let's see an instant replay of that.


*Instant replay airs*


Back to live action, Raven has Benoit in a Bow and Arrow hold, and Benoit is screaming out in pain.


Tazz: Back to the mat game.


As Benoit screams out in pain, GM Iser has an evil smirk on his face.


Joey Styles: That no good rotten bastard.


Tazz: He can't do anything Joey, it's all legal.


Raven breaks the submission, and begins to climb the cage himself.


Tazz: Will the champ retain? He will if he can get out.


Raven gets midsection of the cage but Benoit grabs one of his legs and pulls Raven off the cage, and catches him with a huge german suplex.


Joey Styles: Wow, what impact, let's see an instant replay of that.


*Instant replay doesn't play and we stay live*


Tazz: Must be technical difficulties.



After the german, Benoit goes to hit him with another german, but Raven slips out of it and hits an RKO out of no where.


Tazz: Choas Theory out of no where!


Both men are down and GM Iser can do nothing but look on and wait.



Raven gets up slowly, followed by Benoit and they begin to trade right hands. Benoit manages to get the best of him and and bounces off the ropes and hits Raven with a running back elbow. Benoit then hits Raven with another German suplex and locks in a sharpshooter.
Raven is screaming out in agony, and all of the sudden GM Iser rakes the eyes of Benoit.


Joey Styles: What the hell was that, you are supposed to be impartial ref.


Raven favors his left leg but kicks Benoit in the gut and nails him with the Raven Effect in the center of the ring. Raven then begins to scale the cage.


Joey Styles: No! Not this way!!!!


Raven gets to the top of the cage but Benout manages to get up in time and climb the cage, as both men trade right hands while on top of the cage. Benoit gets advantage and nails Raven with some stiff headbutts and then gives Raven a huge russian legsweep off the cage back into the ring.


Joey Styles: Oh My God!!!!! What impact!!!!!


Tazz: They must be broken in half.


Benoit gets up a little groggy, looks into the crowd and runs his hand accross his throat signalling for the headbutt.

Benoit climbs the turnbuckles, as the crowd cheers him on, he then procedes to climb to the top of the cage.


Joey Styles: What is he doing? I hope he is going to climb out the cage.


Benoit steadies himself on the top of the cage, pounds his chest and leaps off and nails Raven with a sick flying headbutt off of the cage....

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Beniot crawls over to make the cover and Iser counts 1..................2.........then he clocks Beniot with...BRASS KNUCKS!

Joey: That no good rotten son of a bitch! I should've known!

Raven pulls himself up and climbs up while GM Iser is beating on a now bloody and battered Beniot with those knucks.

Tazz: Who can ref the ref especally when he's our GM?

Joey: God damn it! NO! NO! NO!

Raven climbs out of the cage giving him the win.

Winner and still champ, Raven

Joey: FUCK! THAT BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD STOOP THIS LOW! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS! HE MUST PAY FOR THIS ONE!

Tazz: Holy crap, I didn't know you knew that word.

GM Iser then hits Beniot with a german suplex on the cage side... twice... then a third is a normal then he applys the crippler crossface on an out cold Beniot as the show comes to a close.