Breakdown

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey: I still can't believe everyone would do that to Cena...but I came to realize that he totally sucks.

Tazz: Welcome to the party Joey numbers.

Orlando Jorden's music hits and he comes out to no reaction

Tazz: Orlando needs a hair cut...

Then Chris Beniot's music hits and out he comes to a massive pop.

Tazz: Yeah! What a pick up... let's see how fast he'll beat OJ.

Beniot puts OJ in the crossface and he taps out

Winner: Beniot in 3 seconds

Tazz/Joey laugh at OJ for the next minute and a half.

Match 2 coming soon.

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Joey: Orlando Jordan's a dunce... Beniot kicked his ass quickly.

Tazz: He should get together with Zane and Cole...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeell it's the Big Show~pyro goes off~

Big Show comes out to 'YOU SUCK DICK' chants.

CM Punk comes out to 'This Fire burns' since this is an ECW title match. He does his X taunt and the crowd responds by giving him the same thing and a 'CM Punk' chant.

CM Punk and Big Show stare one another down until CM Punk LOWBLOWS Big Show to thunderous CHEERS! CM Punk gets a chair and starts pumbling Big Show with the chair... CM Punk sets up for a huge pepsi plunge and he hits it on the chair! 1...................2....................3

Winner and NEW ECW champion... CM Punk!~about a minute and 9 seconds~

CM Punk is happy and Big Show throws a hissy fit... Big Show trys to ambush CM Punk but CM Punk pulls down the top rope and Big Show goes crashing down... CM Punk celebrates by walking up the ramp doing the X taunt with the belt around his waist.

Tazz: Congraulations to CM Punk for beating up Big Show and winning the belt.

Joey: I hate the Big Show... thank you Punk!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Joey Styles: I still can't get over what has just transpired in the parking lot Tazz, and GM Iser the devil himself is still making Cena compete tonight.

Tazz: Not for nothing Joey, but when a GM promises a title match, the fans are going to get a title match one way or another, just so happens that one of the parties involved got ambushed from behind.


*Clips show Raven and Edge beating down Cena earlier in the broadcast*



Joey Styles: I hope our smug champion Raven is proud of himself, and GM Iser isn't doing a damn thing to stop him, he thinks since he is the champion the whole fed revolves aorund him.


Tazz: That is because it does Joey, Raven is our XWA champion, a great champion might I add, so all the power comes with being the champion.


Joey Styles: Well it's time for Cena to face Raven in this XWA title match, which is going to be one-sided but it still will happen.


Tazz: You never know Joey, Cena might pull an upset and become our new XWA Champion, although I doubt it will happen but anything is possible in XWA.



* John Cena's music hits and he comes out to tremendous boos, the occasional female fans and kids drown out the boos with cheers. Cena does his patriot salute and limps his way to the ring very gingerly*


Joey Styles: Cena is in no shape to compete tonight but he was forced into competing by GM Iser.


*Cena tosses his hat and shirt into the crowd as he is holding his back and sporting a shiner over his right eye after the brawl in the parking lot*



* Miseria Cantare - The Beginning by AFI begins to play and out through the smoke comes the XWA Champion Raven, flanked by his girlfriend the Queen Of Extreme Talena. Upon his entrance he is welcomed with cheers something Raven is not acoustumed to. Raven strikes the Crucifix pose as he and Talena make their way to the ring. Talena once again threatens the time keeper and grabs a chair and sits at ringside, as Raven climbs the ropes to do another Crucifix pose that gets more cheers*



The bell rings and the match is underway, Raven blindsides Cena with a clotheslines to the back of the head as he had his back turned. Cena is down on the mat and Raven does an illegal choke as the ref begins the five count.


* The crowd then begins a "Let's Go Raven" chant.


Tazz: Well, it looks like Raven has a fan club, I myself am a proud member, he is loved by the Morgantown WV fans Joey.


Joey Styles: Well not loved by everyone Tazz, I find his actions downright disgusting.


Back in the ring, Raven lifts Cena up and nails him with a stalling suplex, as the crowd continues to chant "Raven". Raven takes the time to play to the crowd by doing the Crucifix pose in the middle of the ring which gets the crowd fired up. Raven goes for the pin but only get a 2 count. Raven now locks Cena in a neck vice hold as the crowd chants for Cena to tap out. Cena is overcoming the odds and manages to free himself out of the hold much to the displeasure of the crowd who begin to boo and starts a " Same Old Shit" chant.


Tazz: Wow, looks Like Cena isn't loved everywhere he goes eh Joey.

*Joey is still upset at the fact that Cena has to compete tonight*


Cena goes for a Shoulder Tackle but Raven easily dodges it but takes out the ref. With no ref Talena sees an opening and hands Raven a chair.


Tazz: Gotta love a women who knows a thing or two about chairs.


Raven shows the chair to the crowd for approval which he gets as they cheer him on. Cena gets to his feet and turns around right into a deadly chairshot to the skull.


Joey Styles: Oh for the love of god someone stop this nonsense already, it is quite obvious Raven isn't set on pinning Cena.


Raven must have heard Joey's comment because Raven then hits Cena with another Raven Effect, this time on the chair and rolls over into a pinning combination, a new ref runs down to the ring. 1...2...3..


Winner Via Pinfall at 7:14 Raven


Raven kicks Cena out of the ring and poses for the fans who cheer madly. Raven asks Talena for a mic which she gets and hands it to Raven who thanks her.


Raven: Sting, I hope you have been paying attention the last couple of weeks. If you have been then you would have realized that you are not the master of mind games, I am. Over the last several weeks I have used your finishing moves and along with GM Iser got you involved in a set-up. Sting at your old age you are not what you used to be. You are slow, anything you can do I am 3 steps ahead of you. In our title match at the PPV you will find out first hand just how mind games were meant to be played, Quote The Raven, Nevermore.



Tazz: Strong words from the champion, I bet that Raven walks in the PPV as champion, and walks out as champion, what do you think Joey?


Joey Styles: I hope someone teaches that no good bastard a lesson! He walks around attacking people from behind, how can this man be champion? It makes me sick. I know that Raven has talent but he could go about his business in a respectable fashion.


Tazz: Respectable? What do you expect Raven to wear a suit and tie and dress pants?


Joey Styles: No, I want him to have respect for this business. Anyway we are not done, coming up next in our main event is GM Iser vs Sting in a Cage match.


Tazz: That match is next, it should be off the charts.

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The cage is starting to get lowered and Iser is ON THE CAGE! The fans are going mental. Iser climbs down the cage while it's still going on and jumps off over the ropes and in the ring.

Tazz: He's nuts!

Sting comes out through his trademark music and gets 60/40 reaction... more cheers than boos though.

They go brawling like 2 mad bulls to start it out with the hometown boy getting the better end of the stick. Iser whacks Sting into the corner. Iser shoulders Sting into the corner and trys to throw him into the cage but Sting elbow counters and bulldogs him to boos. Sting hits a military press and slams Iser down.

Joey: Power move there by the Stinger.

Sting hits his trademark chops and punches move as soon as Iser gets up, but Iser dropkicks Sting right on the left knee and Sting goes down and Iser starts working the knee like crazy with knee drops and stomps and elbow drops to the left knee. The crowd is popping madly for all of Iser's offence.

Tazz: The hometown boy is being treated like a King!

Joey: Thanks for pointing out the obvious... Iser is nothing but a piece of crap and I hope Sting takes his head off with the scorpian death drop!

Iser hangs Sting in the old tree of woe and and dropkicks his face and Sting flops down. Iser starts climbing the cage but only enough to stand on the top rope... and as soon as Sting gets up he trys to crossbody Sting but Sting gets low and Iser crashes to the mat. Sting starts getting his offence in starting with a suplex, but the knee is starting to favor him. He trys a second one but the knee gives in... and Iser takes advantage by throwing Sting knee first into the cage twice. Iser starts climbing up the cage and it looks like he can exit... but he doesn't... and he hits Sting with a crossbody moonsault!

Joey: Holy crap!

Iser and Sting stay down for a minute but Iser pulls himself back up and starts stomping back on Sting's leg. Iser goes for his version of the sharpshooter but Sting counters and irish whips him and hits a stinger splash in the corner! Sting starts climbing gingerly up the cage... and Iser climbs up after him... and they both reach the top and brawl on the top... Iser wins this exchange and goes to superplex him off the cage and he does it!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The fans begin a loud 'Holy Shit!' chant... Iser and Sting stay down for a couple moments but Iser starts pulling himself up as does Sting and they start trading rights... then a left by Iser and a discus closeline... As soon as Sting gets up Iser dropkicks Sting in the knee again and then when he's on his knee a german suplex to thunderous cheers, then he rolls through and applys a modified version of the single leg Boston Crab.

Tazz: Looks like how Lance Storm used to do his!

Sting is yelling in pain but Iser breaks the hold... and calls for Black Magic and he sets him up for it... and he HITS IT!... Iser pulls himself up by the ropes and walks out the door for the hard-fought victory

Winner by 15 minutes, 33 seconds GM Iser

Iser celebrates with his hometown and goes in the crowd to celebrate

Joey: The Devil... I mean Iser won... damn it... This is Joey Styles signing off for Tazz... good night everyone.