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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 5, 2009 18:13:12 GMT -5
Iser explains his actions
Kane vs Batista
Benjamin vs Miz
All hail the new champ: We hear from Raven himself after his victory!
Morrison vs Justin Credible
and maybe more. Tune in...live from Seattle Washington!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 5, 2009 18:37:36 GMT -5
*The usual pyro goes off*
Joey: Welcome to Breakdown ladies and gentlemen!
Tazz: RAVEN IS THE CHAMPION, BABY!
Joey: I'll never hear the end of this...
Tazz: I'm in such a good mood, I'll let that comment slide!
Joey: ...
('Rattlesnake' by Jim Johnson plays as the fans give the music mostly boos. Iser appears on the stage wearing a black t-shirt with blue dragon design and some blue jeans as he has a bandage over his head)
Joey: What has come over this man? He viciously attacked Bret Hart.
Tazz: He's become a completely different deity...
Joey: What a word.
*Iser grabs a folding chair that was set up beside the steps and tosses that into the ring as he slides under the ropes like he normally does. He has a cold expression on his face as he sets the chair up in the center of the ring and takes a seat. Lillian politely hands him the mic.*
Joey: I think we deserve an explanation for his actions.
Tazz: Quiet! We're about to get one I think.
Iser: Why, Iser why is all I've been hearing lately.
*The fans begin a 'You suck' chant toward Iser*
Iser: I was on top of the world at two different points and you people were side by side with me because I was facing the guy you had proclaimed as the devil in Raven...but what has happened?
*Iser stands with a glint of rage in his eyes*
Iser: Somewhere along the line, you people decided to give me the middle finger, and SHIT ON EVERYTHING I ACCOMPLISHED! How DARE you all!
*The fans begin an uproar of boos*
Iser: Silence you bastards, I'm not done talking yet.
Joey: Wow...
*The fans boo even louder*
Iser: Let me tell you something, when I struck Bret Hart with this cold...steel chair and listened to his skull crack, it made me realize something...I got my thunder back.
Joey: He's become a sick bastard again, that's what.
Iser: ...but I still feel like I've been raped from the inside..and you know what the cause was...PLEASING YOU PEOPLE! You shat on everything I ever did, and HOW DARE YOU DRIVE ME TO THESE DARK DEPTHS! I almost took a gun and shot myself thanks to you people...but it's about to change.
Iser finally lets out a smile for the first time in weeks.
Iser: No more pandering to you people. I will no longer be the guy who pleases you guys at the expense of my own...morale...
Iser soon gets this angry look on his face.
Iser: For nearly ending my life...I'll end your joy. For nearly ending my livelyhood, I'll start your demise. I here by declare war on each and every one of the hypocritical bastards who have put me so close to the insane asylum...by going back to what I should have kept doing...pleasing myself...nothing more and nothing less. So, you people can go fuck yourselves with your law breaking twenty dildos until you bleed a miserable death for ALL THE TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH!
*'Rattlesnake' begins to play as the fans begin to boo mercelessly at an irate Iser*
Joey: That no good son of a bitch! This man is nothing more than a freaking fascist!
Tazz: Calm down Joey...you're about ready to have a heart attack here.
Joey: I don't care, he's a no good bastard who deserves to have his ass handed to him by anybody in the back!
*Commercials promoting Raven's new T-Shirt*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 5, 2009 18:45:38 GMT -5
*Iser is backstage where he sees a production guy*
Iser: Who gave you permission to show a commercial of Raven's shirt?
Production guy: Um...
Iser: It's my show, not yours...and that goes against my declaration of giving the fans joy.
Production guy: Uh, sir, I---
Iser: Save it, you are a disgrace just like this entire city. You want to rape my joy, too?
*The production guy begins to shiver*
Iser: You're a spineless little maggot. How dare you get the gawl to insult me like that.
*Iser kicks the guy in the balls and then starts wailing away at his head with punches*
Iser: THIS IS MY SHOW! NOT ANYBODY ELSE'S MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!!!
Joey: Get some help!
*Iser wails away at his face until he sees blood, then he stops and lets out a cold laugh*
Iser: ...and by the way you're fired.
Joey: He can't do that!
Tazz: He's the boss, Joey, he can do whatever he wants.
Joey: It's bullshit!
Tazz: Easy...
Joey: What else would it be?
*Commercials promoting Sonics*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 27, 2009 17:23:29 GMT -5
Batista is in the ring with the mic.
Batista: Well, tonigh---
Fans: ROIDS! ROIDS! ROIDS! ROIDS! ROIDS! ROIDS!
Batista: I have ne---
Fans: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Batista: ...but I---
Fans: WE WANT KANE! WE WANT KANE! WE WANT KANE!
*Kane's pyro goes off and Batista looks down the ramp with a look of fear in his eyes. Kane walks down to the ring looking angrier than usual. He slides into the ring and stares down the roid user*
Joey: Ask and you shall receive.
Tazz: I think Batista is dead.
*Batista trips over his shoelaces and that stumbles toward Kane. Kane then just lifts him on his shoulder and has him in position for the tombstone*
Joey: I think this will be it.
*Kane then drives Batista's head to the mat via way of the tombstone piledriver. He does his old school pin on Batista for the win as the fans go crazy.*
Tazz: That's dominance.
*Kane then grabs the mic Batista used to try to talk.*
Kane: After the last couple of months, the GM has just put me in these matches that have no meaning. Because of that, I feel like unleashing hell the likes of which you have never seen before...and if I don't get my chance to prove myself, I'll start with the GM, himself.
*Kane slides out of the ring as the fans chant his name.*
Joey: What a statement.
Tazz: I don't think that's a good thing to say with Iser's mind as unstable as it is.
Joey: Have I mentioned that Iser has become a no good greedy bastard?
*Commercials promoting a new Kane shirt*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 8, 2009 17:10:29 GMT -5
*In a well fought match, Shelton Benjamin defeats Miz in about a 10 minute match. Miz spent the first two minutes pissing off the crowd and refusing to wrestle Benjamin. Benjamin then outwrestled Miz for a couple of minutes. Miz then took a short cut with a thumb to the eye and took control for the next four minutes with his usual offense. He then went for the Reality Check, but Benjamin countered into Pay Dirt for the win*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Aug 9, 2009 19:38:36 GMT -5
*Back from commercials we see highlights of the World Heavyweight Title match from Wrestlemania III. Still shots show the GM hitting Raven with the Black Magic. A close up of the GM's reaction when Raven kicked out. Another shot shows Raven hit the Chaos Theory counter from the GM's Shooting Star Press. A final shot shows Raven holding up the XWA title with Bret Hart looking on*
Tazz: History was made again at Wrestlemania. My man Raven, is once again the XWA World champion.
Joey: He is now the second person to hold the title two times. The other man was he very opponent.
Tazz: Speaking of the new champ, we are going to hear from him at this time. I can't wait, Fan Club Member's set your DVR's, and, watch this moment over and over.
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!!
*The crowd gets loud as "Suck It Up" by Hed p.e. begins to blare over the P.A. system. A thick cloud of smoke begins to emerge from the ramp, covering the stage. The new world champion, decked in his official Dark Lord shirt, comes out of the smoke to a loud responce, the gold prize resting around his waist. Behind Raven is Talena, her black X still in the middle of her forehead, as we see a blank Ankh painted around her right eye, and going down her face. As the duo makes their way down the ramp, Raven dons his trademark smirk, as he pauses in the middle of the ramp, and scans the arena full of fans. Removing the belt from his waist, he hoists it above his head, as a barage of pyro and fireworks go off behind him. Lowering the belt, he places it around his shoulder, as he continues his trek to the ring.*
Tazz: The champ is looking good, listen to the fans.
*Raven dashes down the ramp, and slides into the ring, as he waits in the middle of the ring, as Talena climbs the steps to enter.*
Joey: Yes, it seems this sold out crowd appreciates Raven's title win. He did nothing out of the oridinary to win, so, I think the fans are happy about that.
*Raven walks to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle as raises the belt up in the air as the crowd gets loud once again. Raven hops down and stands in the middle of the ring, grasping a mic as his music fades*
Raven: It's official, The Dark Lord has once again reached the top of XWA, and is your world heavyweight champion, for the second time!
*Raven raises the belt in the air as the crowd gives him a loud mixed reaction*
Raven: As I told you people before my match, I was going to regain what was mine to begin with. It was a long journey, I killed an entire wrestling style in the process to get what I wanted. Some people will complain about my actions, and, how I got myself into the Main Event match at Mania. Now, after Mania has passed, and, I stand before you the World Champion, I think this is the best ay to silence the critics.
*Raven grins smugly as the crowd cheers, seemingly giving him respect*
Tazz: Listen Joey, I think the fans have finally seen the light.
Joey: I just think they are happy the belt if off the demented GM.
Raven: Going into the match, I knew that I was going to have a battle. You might hate the GM, but, he is one crazy bastard. I have been pushed to my limits before, but, nothing of that extreme. I am still feeling some of the effects as we speak, but, I showed my true determination, my grit, I reached deep down inside the confines of my heart, and I perservered.
*Raven gets a cocky grin as the crowd gives him another loud mixed reaction*
Joey: Some people are still not too happy about his bragging.
Raven: But, Mania wasn't just about me, oh no. Mania was about The Dead Pool. Our group is one again whole, as Chase made his grand return, by kicking Batista's ass... yet again. Thus proving, The Dead Pool is the single most dominant group to ever exist. When Mania comes around, that is when we have to prove it, this time was no exception.
*Raven lowers the mic as he rakes a hand through his blond hair as the crowd starts a small but audible "Raven" chant"*
Tazz: Do you hear that Joey?
Joey: I do, seems like the nature of XWA has changed.
*Raven raises the mic as he begins to speak again*
Raven: Now, as great as my victory was, there was an incident that slightly ruins it. It seems the GM couldn't handle the fact that he is not better than me. So, he decided to take it out on the special referee, Bret Hart. After my win, the GM showed blatant disrespect and attacked the Hitman. Had I not been throughly exhausted, I would have done my part to help him. Trust me Iser, one day, you will get payback.
*Raven's gaze turns cold as the crowd begins to cheer.*
Raven: But, enough about the bad, let's focus on the good. Things can finally return back to normal, with the XWA title securely in the ranks of The Dead Pool. Too all of those who dare want to challenge me for the title. Watch the match I was in at Mania, then think to yourself, do you really want to face me? I will do whatever it takes to hold onto this title. I don't care who I have to put out of action, I will hold this belt at all costs.
*The crowd gives a loud mixed reaction yet again, as Raven looks around the sold out arena*
Raven: That brings me to the man who won the Money in the Bank ladder match, Rob Van Dam. Now, as all of you know, Rob and I have a lot of history. So Rob, I know you are listening, just so you know, I am ALWAYS ready for a fight, so, don't think you will be smart by trying to get me at my weak point, you will still fall to The Dark Lord in the end. I am once again the hunted, but, unlike most, I welcome that, I embrace it. I cannot be killed, I cannot be stopped, I can only be derailed. With this belt around my waist, I am once again on my throne, way above XWA. This is my kingdom, and, all of you just live in it.
*Raven drops the mic and raises the belt as Suck It Up begins to play again as the crowd cheers loud and mixed as we head to commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Aug 9, 2009 21:11:14 GMT -5
Morrison defeats Credible in less than two minutes after hitting him with his usual barage of offense and starship pain. The fans were initally cheering Morrison's talent, but Morrison got on the mic and told the fans that they aren't worthy to be in his castle so they booed him. This closes XWA.
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