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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 6, 2009 16:29:12 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin vs Elijah Burke(answering the challenge)
The Return of Chase(formally Vampiro X) against Batista
MITB Match: MVP vs Christian vs Lance Storm vs RVD(returning) vs Shelton Benjamin
Winner of the Dark Match battle royal vs Kane
XWA Tag Team Title Match: John Morrison and The Miz vs The Champions, The Motor City Machine Guns
Rhino vs Abyss
XWA World Title Match to be fought under Raven's Rules with special guest ref Bret 'The Hitman' Hart: Raven vs The Champion GM Iser
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 12, 2009 22:12:41 GMT -5
*A gianormous amount of pyro goes off on the stage as we are in Calgary for the great show of Wrestlemania*
JR: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA! Joey couldn't make it due to personal reasons, so Good Ol JR here along side The Human Suplex Machine, Tazz.
Tazz: No doubt, Jim, we got ourselves a hell of a card.
*AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!*
(Some pyro goes off at the entrance ramp as Benjamin comes out to a very good pop from the Canadian crowd as he heads toward the ring down the supersized ramp)
JR: This man is one of the best pure athletes I have ever seen in all my days of covering wrestling. He rivals the late Pillman, and Liger in what he can do in that ring.
Tazz: Those are two big names you just dropped, JR...but I don't like who he has been targeting lately.
JR: You mean the Captain of Cocky, Raven?
Tazz: Captain of Cocky...I like that JR.
*Benjamin enters the ring and looks down toward the rampway*
JR: Who will his opponent be?
Tazz: We're about to find out. Hold on to your black cowboy hat.
*Don't waste...my time...*
JR: Oh my God.
Tazz: It's The Paragon of Virtue, Elijah Burke!
*Burke walks down to the ring in his usual attire to a big surprise pop from the Canadian crowd. Burke immedietely walks down to the ring and enters as the two go face to face. The fans start a dueling 'Let's go Benjamin' 'Let's go Burke' chants*
JR: Feel the intensity already.
Tazz: I'm getting goosebumps.
The two immedietely lock up as the bell rings. Benjamin pushes Burke into the corner and gives Burke a clean break.
JR: Clean break there, by Benjamin
They lock up again, but this time, Burke pushes Benjamin into the corner. Burke goes to give Benjamin the clean break, but he jabs Benjamin in the mouth with a left hand and then a right. The fans pop for everything they've done so far.
JR: Burke doesn't give Benjamin the clean break.. Benjamin fires back with a couple forearms of his own.
Tazz: It's already breaking down! Burke ducks a third forearm and irish whips Benjamin to the corner.
JR: What thunderous action to start!
Benjamin leaps up on the top rope.
JR: What an athle--
Benjamin jumps with a crossbody, but Burke dropkicks Benjamin right in the gut.
JR: Good lord!
Tazz: That has to result in some broken ribs.
Benjamin clutches at his ribs in agony as Burke goes for a quick cover. 1.........2......Benjamin gets the shoulder up. Burke then puts Benjamin the mount position and throws about five rights to Benjamin's face as the ref counts to four. Burke then stops and shouts 'I HAVE TILL FIVE' at the ref.
Tazz: HAH! I love it.
The fans, surprisingly, aren't turning on Burke but just cheer him as much as they do Benjamin. Burke stomps away at Benjamin. Benjamin gets to his knees, but Burke delivers a stiff boot to Benjamin's face to drop him back to the ground. Burke than gets on the top rope and waits for Benjamin to get up.
JR: Another high risk move coming up.
Benjamin gets to his feet and Burke jumps off the top rope with an axe handle smash attempt. Benjamin quickly counters with a swift superkick to the face of Burke and they both go down. The ref begins a ten count as the face paced action has been winding on the two athletes. They both are up at five and Burke goes for a clothesline, but Benjamin ducks and hits the Pay Dirt!
JR: What a Pay Dirt!
Benjamin hooks the leg and gets the three count.
Tazz: What a win for Benjamin. Good showing by Burke, but Benjamin is just on another level.
JR: He's been on another level since he faced Raven, Tazz.
Benjamin poses on the top of the turnbuckle as Burke gets up a little upset he lost. The two immedietely go face to face.
JR: We might not be done yet.
Burke has a glint of rage in his eyes as the staredown continues for several more seconds before he extends his hand to Benjamin.
JR: That's class.
Tazz: He's a better man than me. If it was me, I'd just go in there and try to choke Benjamin out.
Burke rolls out of the ring and Benjamin celebrates his victory.
JR: First win for Benjamin, but you have to wonder if he'll have enough in the tank for Money in the Bank.
Tazz: I doubt it.
(Winner via Pinfall in 8:09, Shelton Benjamin)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 13, 2009 20:48:06 GMT -5
Tazz: We have an interview with the individual who won the battle royal.
*We see Coach in the back ready to interview Chris Harris*
Coach: Chris, congratulations on breaking your losing streak by winning the battle royal. You have earned a spot at Wrestlemania.
Harris: I tell you it's an honor to be on the card...and I will defeat Kane.
*The fans chant 'Cry Chris, Cry' as Harris pauses, surprised at the negitive responce*
Harris: The past is the past.
Fans: WHAT!?
Harris: It is what it is...
Fans: WHAT!?
Harris: Why are you people so awful to one half of America's Most Wanted?
*The fans begin a 'US Sucks' chant as Harris gets pissed off to storm off but then he stops*
Harris: What are you do---
*The camera then sees an angry Kane, Harris' opponent. Harris then flees the area as Coach look dumbfounded. Kane responds by giving Coach a swift uppercut to the jaw to a tremendous pop*
JR: Oh...I felt that all the way down in Oklahoma.
Tazz: I don't think Coach will be talking for a while.
JR: Kane and Harris will fight later at the PPV.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jun 13, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5
*Batista's music hits as the Calgary fans begin to boo loudly*
JR. Here comes The Animal, doesn't seem he is being well recieved here on Canadian soil.
Tazz: Why would he be? This dolt is the biggest living Botch in the history of the universe.
*Batista hits the stage and jumps around as the crowd continues to boo*
Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall. From Washington, D.C. weighing in at 290 pounds... Batista!!!
*Batista bends down and begins to shoot off his pretend machine gun, as the pyro is not shown going off. Batista gets mad and turns around asking where his pyro is*
Tazz: This proves my point.
*Batista shakes it off and stomps to the ring, he enters the ring and poses on the ropes as the fans continue to boo*
JR. Not for nothing Tazz, but, I wonder who his opponent will be tonight.
Tazz: I am sure whoever it is, they will beat Batista to a pulp.
Lilian: And his opponent.......
*The arena is silent as they await Batista's opponent*
JR: Who is it?
*Batista is shown getting a bit impatient as he tells Lilian to ask again*
Lilian: And his opponent.....
*The lights slowly dim as the unfamiliar strains of "Death Blooms" by Mudvayne hits the PA*
Tazz: What is going on?
*The song keeps playing as a spotlight begins to shine on a figure, the familiar Dead Pool logo is shown as the crowd errupts into cheers*
JR: Could it be?
*The man formerly known as Vampiro X stares at Batista. His apperance seems to have lost all traces of his dark personality.*
Lilian: And his opponent, from London, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds..... Chase!!!
Tazz: Sounds like he is going by his real name now... listen to this ovation.
*Chase enters the ring and does his Triple H pose on the turnbuckles as the crowd roars loudly*
JR: This man has beaten Batista on several occasions, can he do it again?
*Chase gets down from the ropes and his music fades. The bell sounds and the match is underway*
Tazz: Here we go.
*A loud "Chase" chant begins to circle the arena as the two man step forward. Batista tries to hit a quick lariat on Chase, but, he manages to duck and hit Batista with Dark Chaos, sending him to the mat to the fans delight*
JR: Out of no where, man, that move is fast.
Tazz: The Animal just got dropped.
*Chase makes the cover and is victorious in his return match*
Lilian: Here is your winner, Chase!!
*Death Blooms by Mudvayne hits as he poses over the fallen body of Batista as the crowd continues to cheer him loudly.*
JR: What a return for that man right there.
Tazz: He managed to beat Batista... again. Dead Pool is back in full swing, I love it.
Winner Via pinfall: Chase (1:01)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 16, 2009 19:38:14 GMT -5
MITB match went on for 20 minutes. Benjamin got superplexed through a ladder, Storm and Christian teamed up to take out most of the competition until RVD did a Van Daminator to Christian. It came down between Lance Storm and RVD at the top. RVD then used his amazing flexibility with a swift kick to Storm's face as he fell through another ladder and RVD wins MITB.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 17, 2009 17:37:48 GMT -5
*Chris Harris walks to the ring without music*
JR: I think he stepped in it, big time.
*Harris only gets halfway down the ramp before Kane's pyro goes off and Kane sprints toward Harris. Harris runs to the ring like an idiot as the fans pop for Kane chasing him. Harris bounces off the ropes toward Kane for a sneak attack clothesline but all he gets is his throat grabbed.*
JR: Through hellfire and brimstone, the Big Red Machine is ready to destroy someone.
Tazz: Goodbye Chris Harris!
*Kane lifts him up and chokeslams him to the ground and picks up the easy victory*
JR: That was quick.
Tazz: Good, he can stop crying now.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jun 18, 2009 17:39:38 GMT -5
Tazz: I think Chris Harris had his best Mania ever right there.
JR: Not for nothing, he won't forget this night.
Lilian: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and his for the XWA Tag Team Championship!
*Ain't No Make Believe hits the PA as The Miz and John Morrison step onto the stage, they do their individual poses, as the camera pans over them in slow motion*
Lilian: Introducing the challengers, at a combined weight of 490 pounds, John Morrison and The Miz!!
*Miz and Morrison continue to walk down the ramp, as the crowd gives them some high level heat*
JR: This Canadian crowd is not too thrilled with these two.
Tazz: They should be, there are reppin' The Dead Pool.
*Miz and Morrison make it into the ring, and pose on the ropes, as the crowd continues to boo and their music fades*
Tazz: Miz and Morrison look ready to bring the gold home.
*1967 hits the PA as the crowd cheers loudly. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley appear on the stage, and do their gun shoot taunt as they walk down the ramp*
Lilian: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 484 pounds, they are the current reigning XWA Tag Team Champions, Chris Sabin, and Alex Shelley. The Motor City Machineguns!!!
*Shelley and Sabin rush into the ring and do their signature point to their palm taunt as the ref holds up the gold*
Tazz: This match is going to be fought as a Tornado Tag match, all four men will be in the ring at the same time. This will be off the charts.
*The bell sounds and all four men start to trade punches*
JR: They didn't waste any time.
*Morrison is paired off with Shelley as he manages to catch him off guard with a sucker punch to the chin that knocks him to the canvas*
Tazz: The Shaman didn't waste any time.
*Morrison keeps on the attack and begins to stomp away at Shelley on the ground. The Miz and Sabin continue to trade punches, as Sabin gets sneaky and hits a fast spin kick, that sends The Miz crashing to the outside.*
Tazz: What a kick.
*Sabin then rushes at Morrison at hits him in the back with a dropkick, allowing Shelley to make it to his feet*
JR: Nice show of teamwork there.
*Shelley and Sabin pick up Morrison and bring him to the corner and turn him upside down*
Tazz: Tandem dropkick?
*The duo stalk to the other side of the ring and run full speed at Morrison and hit him with running dropkick, followed by a baseball slide to the face*
JR: Good lord, what impact.
*Shelley sees The Miz trying to get back in the ring, so, he charges and suicide dives out of the ring, taking himself and The Miz out*
Tazz: What elevation!!
*Inside the ring, Sabin decides to go fo the pin with Morrison out of comission*
One
Two
Thr-
JR: Morrison dug deep and managed to kick out.
*Sabin picks up Morrison and hits him with some forearms to the face. Morrison manages to dodge one, and hits a standing kick to the side of Sabin's head*
Tazz: That's a concussion waiting to happen.
*Morrison grabs Sabin by the head, and sends him to the mat with a snap neckbreaker*
JR: What Impact on the head and spine.
*Miz manages to find his way back into the ring, by tossing Shelley into the nearby ring steps*
Tazz: Those steps don't fell good, trust me.
*Miz motions for Morrison to lift Sabin up*
JR: What do they have planned here?
*Morrison lifts Sabin up into a Powerbomb Position and Miz grabs Sabin's head. Together they both fall to the mat,driving Sabin hard into the canvas*
Tazz: That has to be it.
*Morrison goes for the pin as Miz stops Shelley with a knee to the face, sending him back to the outside*
JR: Sabin kicked out! By god he kicked out!
*Morrison drags Sabin to a corner and looks back at him*
Tazz: Could it be?
*Morrison leaps onto the ropes and goes for Starship Pain*
JR: If the move connects, they could win the titles!
*Morrison springs off the ropes as Sabin manages to get out the way. Morrison lands on his feet, and goes for the Moonlight Drive*
Tazz: Can he hit it?
*Sabin manages to squirm out of the hold and counters into the Cradle Shock, sending Morrison to the mat in a hurry. He hooks the legs and get the pinfall*
JR: The Guns Retain!!! What a Match!!!
Lilian: Here are your winners, and still XWA Tag Team Champions, The Motor City Machine Guns!!!
*Shelley and Sabin are given their belts as they quickly run up the ramp and hold up their titles as the crowd cheers loudly*
Tazz: Miz and Morrison gave it all they had, but, it was just not their night.
Winners via Pinfall: The Motor City Machine Guns (10:00)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 21, 2009 20:51:51 GMT -5
Lillian: This next contest will be contested with no DQs!
*Abyss's music hits as the fans give him no reaction*
JR: This is an interesting match to say the least.
*Abyss goes under the ring and throws in his black bag and a table and sets it up at the corner. Abyss then dumps glass all over the table*
JR: Good lord.
*Rhino sneaks into the ring as Abyss is setting everything up*
Tazz: Turn around, ABITCH!
JR: Oh no.
*Rhino then GORES Abitch through the glass inforced table*
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
*Rhino then covers a bloodied Abyss for the easy 3 count*
JR: That was quick.
Lillian: Your winner of the match...Rhino!
*Rhino flips off the fans for major heel heat as he walks up the ramp with his music playing*
JR: The Main Event is coming soon.
Tazz: We got a video package to show as we clean the mess up in the ring.
(Video package begins to play)
Since the start of the federation...there has always been Raven and Iser.
*Flashbacks to the first episode where Iser helped Raven defeat Zane for his first title win*
The wrestling world bowed to everything they did.
*Flashbacks of McDonalds where both Iser's crew, and Raven's crew killed John Cena in McDonalds as Joey calls the men in charge satanists*
The bond wasn't broken...even through an invasion.
*We see Iser and Raven put the boots to Chris Masters, John Cena, and the special kid who did ring introductions for the match*
...but it did on one fateful night...
*Raven is seen mauling Rey Mysterio in the ring, but Kane had ambushed the GM and Raven is nowhere to be seen to help the GM*
...since then...the rivalry has grown and started...
*We then see where Raven helped Kane defeat Iser in an ambulance match.*
...and retaliation knew no bounds.
*We then see Iser give Raven his first lost by helping Benoit defeat him*
...then they finally met once over the belt and a career in the balance.
*We then see clips of the first Raven-Iser match with all the high spots and Iser winning*
One man fought to regain what he had finally won...while another decided to kill a lifestyle.
*We see clips of the Edge-Iser rivalry, and Raven's obsession with killing the high flying style*
One had achieved his objective...and the other is just one victory away from achieving his. Who will win the rematch?
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 21, 2009 21:03:02 GMT -5
Lillian: The following contest is for one fall and it i--
*Eugene's music begins to hit as the fans begin to boo loudly*
JR: What the hell...
*Eugene walks out with the old world heavyweight title over his shoulder, waving at the fans and clapping while wearing his super hero gear while the fans boo rabidly*
Tazz: What the hell is this? There is no use for a mentally challenged douche in XWA.
JR: Easy on the language, damn it.
Tazz: I should choke this loser out.
*Eugene walks into the ring and waves at the fans as they give him middle fingers and boos. Eugene then grabs the mic*
Eugene: HI!!!
*The fans then chant 'Failure' toward Eugene*
Eugene: I do no wha word means.
*The fans then switch gears by booing Eugene*
Eugene: Are you saying BOO or YOU?
*The fans then shout BOO as loudly as they can*
Eugene: Thanks, you da best.
*The fans then switch gears again and chant 'Kiss ass' toward Eugene, who looks sad now*
Eugene: Why?
*Eugene looks very confused*
Tazz: I've had enough.
*Tazz throws off his headset and walks toward the ring*
JR: Ah hell with it, they're paying me equally if he chokes him out or not.
*Tazz slides into the ring as the fans chant 'TAZZ' as loudly as they can. Eugene notices Tazz, who looks really angry, and he waves at him*
Eugene: HI TAZZ!
Tazz: Die.
*Tazz floors Eugene with a clothesline as the fans pop loudly and then applies the tazzmission. Eugene starts tapping quickly but Tazz refuses to let go.*
JR: Don't over do it. We don't want a lawsuit as he's not under contra---wait he probably doesn't know what it means. Why should I care?
*Tazz chokes Eugene out to the point he isn't moving. The fans begin a 'Thank you Tazz' chant as his music plays. Tazz then heads back toward the announcer's booth*
Tazz: It felt good to do that.
JR: You fine for the main event?
Tazz: I will be when Raven becomes the champion again!
*The EMTs strecher Eugene out, and the fans throw Sonics wrappers at the fallen Eugene. They even begin an 'Epic Failure' chant toward Eugene as he leaves*
Tazz: Let's get on with the serious buisness.
JR: Agreed.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 23, 2009 22:19:03 GMT -5
Lillian: Please direct your attention to the stage with Hed P.E.!
*The fans pop huge for the band as they begin to play Raven's song. The camera shows all of them wearing a different Raven shirt. They're in a special set up beside the entrance stage.*
Jahred: ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!!! HE IS HERE!!!!!
*The fans again pop huge for the mention of their Canadian hero*
Jahred: I don’t belong here anymore
No, it’s not me
No, I can’t breathe
No, I am not afraid
It’s just the end of the day
*The lights dim. Some smoke then appears where the band is playing and rising from the depths of that set is The Dark Lord himself. The fans greet him with loud cheers as Raven has another brand new T-Shirt involving all three: Raven, Rain, and Vega from three of his favorite video game franchises. He even has 'XDarkLordX' on the back in purple lettering*
Tazz: Just like Raven to make XWA get permission to market a t-shirt like that! I love it! I'm ordering it right now!
Jahred: How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?
*Raven then walks toward the middle of the stage as Talena then appears on the entrance ramp behind her. They're both doning all black attire obviously as they get side by side. Raven then does his signature pose on the ramp and a-lot of red and white pyro goes off on the rampway, the roof, and even some red and white streamers go off into the crowd*
Tazz: What an entrance!
JR: Oh please.
Jahred: How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?
*The duo enter the ring and Raven again does his signature pose as a-lot of pyro goes off above him and a second set of red and white streamers shoot off into the crowd as the lights return to normal.*
JR: Raven is ready for probably the biggest match of his life.
Tazz: He's main evented Mania before, but none like this match. This is the monumental clash everyone's been clamoring for. I know that he will do whatever it takes to become the champion.
*The lights go completely off now as the fans begin a chorus of boos knowing who is coming out.*
JR: The champion is coming out.
*Jim Johnson's redone 'Rattlesnake' theme begins to play, but it's now been bought by the GM for copyright use.*
JR: What is this?
*A ring of fire then appears right at the center of the stage as the GM begins to rise from the fire wearing all white attire as the fans give him the full boo treatment.*
Tazz: There are rattlesnakes in West Virginia, and he might be the most explosive of them all.
JR: He's become deranged the past couple of weeks, Tazz.
Tazz: No deny'n that.
*The GM slowly walks over the fire, making sure his white leather coat doesn't touch the flames as he coldly walks down the ramp with that spotlight on him.*
JR: I don't know what this entrance means from the GM...it's just scary.
Tazz: It's like he comes from the depths of hell...but he's wearing what...oh I just can't figure him out.
*The GM slides under the ropes and takes off his jacket to reveal the new white pants he's wearing for this match. His hair has been redyed blond and he has just a cold look on his face as the fans boo him and he doesn't even seem to notice.*
*The two eyeball one another as they await the man who will set law and order*
JR: Can you feel the electricity in the air?
Tazz: We got to wait on the ref now.
*The Hitman's old WWF music hits as the fans explode for their hometown hero. Bret Hart comes out wearing a ref's shirt with a canadian logo, and black sweats. He highfives a few fans as he walks down the ramp and slides unter the ring*
JR: It's great to see The Hitman back in the ring. I thought we would never see this site.
Tazz: I have to thank XWA, Raven, and the GM for allowing Bret to be back in the ring, but now...I'm hoping Bret will help Raven regain the title!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 27, 2009 19:23:15 GMT -5
Bret orders that the bell is to ring and the two immedetely begin a slug fest.
Tazz: Here we go! Raven and Iser begining with a slug fest.
JR: If memory recalls when I was watching their first match, it started off like this.
Raven gets the advantage with a knee to the gut and a back elbow to the face that staggers Iser briefly. Iser fires back with a kick to the gut and more stiff punches to the face.
JR: This is nothing more than a Sunday Night Bar-Fight!
Tazz: I know, I love it.
Iser then goes for a stiff kick, but Raven catches the kick, spins Iser around in a 360, and floors him with a clothesline to the delight of the Canadian fans.
JR: Raven scores the first knock down.
Raven trys to drop a quick elbow, but Iser moves and the two get right back to their feet and go back to trading some fists. This time, Raven tries a kick to the gut but Iser catches Raven, spins HIM around and then nails a spinning wheel kick of his own to Raven's face as the fans boo.
JR: Iser answers with a stiff sounding kick.
Tazz: That was nasty, but Raven will recover.
Iser then immedietely goes to drop a knee to Raven's skull, but Raven swiftly moves and before Iser gets a chance to get up, Raven clotheslines Iser, bending his body in an odd angle as the fans go wild.
JR: Good lord.
Tazz: See what I mean?
Raven then goes right for the blant choke on Iser and obviously, Bret isn't doing anything to break the choke. The fans love the lack of refing.
JR: It's Raven's rules...there are none.
Tazz: You learn fast. Raven is just taking advantage.
Raven: (shouting) YOU HAVE MY BELT! YOU HAVE MY BELT!
Raven stops choking and continues to yell that, but Iser just headbutts Raven which stuns him enough for Iser to get back his feet as the fans boo.
JR: Iser gets out of that situation by using his head.
Iser quickly follows up with a running enziguri to the back of Raven's head for a quick knock down and then Iser goes to choke Raven as the fans boo.
Tazz: What a cheating son of a---
JR: It's Raven's rules.
Bret Hart pulls Iser off of Raven surprisingly. Iser mouths profanities toward Hart and as soon as he turns around, he's met with a third clothesline by Raven!
JR: This has been nothing more than a fight!
Raven picks the GM up immedietely and wants to drive him head first with a DDT. Iser counters by wrenching the arm for a second and then pulling Raven toward him, and then drilling him with that short arm clothesline.
Tazz: This is more along the lines of the match Raven had with Rhino than the one he had with The Ice Man.
JR: What did you expect from them so far?
Tazz: Well--
Iser then waits for Raven go get up and knocks him down with a dropkick to the face. Raven bounces up rather quickly and Iser responds by dropkicking him a second time. Raven gets up a little slower a third time and Iser goes for a clothesline, but Raven counters by drop toe holding Iser and he goes flying to the outside as the fans go insane. Iser slaps the mat on the outside in anger.
Tazz: Iser goes flying to the outside.
Iser: MOTHERFUCKER!
JR: He's frustrated.
Tazz: You don't shout that word out loud if you aren't.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jul 5, 2009 18:05:11 GMT -5
The match continued without much of a hitch. Iser and Raven fought on the outside and the big spot on the outside was Iser trying to D.V.D. Raven, but it got countered into a DDT. The next really big spot was when Raven got a steel chair, but it got kicked back into his face and then Iser leg dropped the chair onto Raven's mush to bust him open. Raven soon returned the favor by DDTing Iser on the folding chair to bust him open. Soon, the blood dyed both men's hair red, and then Iser chop blocked Raven and applied the sharpshooter as the fans boo. Raven got to the ropes and then as soon as Iser and Bret started to argue, Raven punched Iser in the balls and soon applied a sharpshooter of his own. Iser fought to the ropes to break the hold. Soon, Raven hit a chaos theory, but Iser kicked out. A couple of punches and then Iser hit a Dark Obliteration but Raven kicked out of that. Soon, they went back to the brawl and then Raven hit a Dark Assassin, and got 2 before Iser kicked out again.
JR: Raven is in complete shock!
Tazz: It has been quite a long time since anybody has kicked out of the Dark Assassin!
JR: Raven is heading to the top rope...what the hell is this?
Tazz: Curb Stomp perhaps?
Iser then gets up and shakes the top rope and Raven falls on his balls on the top rope as the fans boo.
Tazz: Damn it! That cheating son of a---
JR: No rules...but the champion...A BLOODY MESS, THE CHALLENGER, A BLOODY MESS!
Iser heads to the top and then has Raven in position for his Black Magic.
JR: He beat Raven with this move the last time.
Iser leaps off the top and drives Raven onto the canvas with the Black Magic.
Tazz: Not even Raven could kick out of it last time...all hope is lost...
JR: The Champion has retained.
Iser crawls over to the motionless Raven and drapes an arm over him. Bret gets in perfect position and counts.
1.........2..........RAVEN SHOOTS A SHOULDER UP!
JR: OH MY GOD!
Tazz: HOLY...
The fans go completely insane as their hero has kicked out of the GM's best move. Iser shouts 'That was fucking three' at Bret who just gives him two fingers, and then the middle finger!
JR: Iser's going to snap!
Iser spits blood toward Bret, who doesn't retaliate, and he starts to slowly climb the top rope.
Tazz: High risk?
JR: What could he have in mind.
Iser leaps into the air as high as he can and does a shooting star press but Raven is up now.
JR: This could be back.
As soon as Iser does the full rotation, Raven spikes Iser's face into the mat with a Chaos Theory as the fans begin a giant 'Holy shit' chant.
JR: OH MY GOD! WHERE DID HE PULL THAT OUT!?
Tazz: Even I don't know the answer to that one, JR.
Raven crawls to the KOed GM and then puts his entire body on him for an actual cover. Bret counts.
1.............2..............3!
JR: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! BY GOD WHAT A MATCH!
Tazz: This has been a hell'va road for Raven.
Bret goes over to grab the XWA belt as Raven stands to his feet, holding his neck and rightfully so. Bret soon puts the belt around Raven's waist as the Canadian fans pop. Raven slides out of the ring where Chase and Talena are waiting and they both help him out of the ring as the fans shower their hero with 'Thank you Raven' chants.
JR: What a display.
Iser pulls himself up on the ropes as Bret turns to him.
Tazz: Iser doesn't have anything to be ashamed of.
Iser pushes Bret Hart in frustration as the fans boo.
JR: Don't get disgusting over this, Iser.
Bret Hart responds by punching Iser to the ground as the Canadian fans roar with their approval!
JR: Bret Hart just took down the GM of this company!
Bret soon goes over to Iser's legs and trys to apply a sharpshooter, but Iser kicks him off and as soon as Bret goes over for another charge, Iser kicks him in the balls as the fans shout 'Fuck you Iser'. Iser seems unphased as he grabs a chair and as soon as Bret gets back to his knees, he coldly swings at full force knocking Bret out.
JR: JESUS GOD O'MIGHTY! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE GM!?
The fans respond with a chorus of boos as Iser slides out of the ring and flips the fans off.
Tazz: He's finally gone off the deep end...and unfortunately it was at the expense of Bret Hart...
JR: That ungrateful bastard just layed out the best pure wrestler this sport has ever seen! How dare he react like this even if he did lose the world title! HE'LL PAY FOR THAT!
*Wrestlemania closes*
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