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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on May 27, 2009 22:09:55 GMT -5
John Morrison vs Chris Sabin, both partners are banned from ringside for this match. The Miz vs Batista Shelton Benjamin promo Kane vs Kozlov Raven and Iser offically sign the contract for Mania, deciding what the match type will be. Tune in for the final Revolution, plus order the PPV...as Raven has a new t-shirt he is planning to debut so you fans can buy it up. We need more money.  |
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 4, 2009 16:46:08 GMT -5
John Morrison defeats Chris Sabin with the Starship Pain after twelve minutes of tooth and nail action. Morrison finally got the advantage when the ref got an elbow to the face and he kicks Sabin in the balls. He then hits that Starship Pain for the pin.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 4, 2009 16:50:15 GMT -5
Batista is already in the ring since we don't feel like showing his entrance live.
Joey: Why does this slug have a job?
Tazz: That's the first good question you've asked during the entire duration of XWA's existance!
*The Miz's music plays as he gets some boos from the crowd.*
Joey: This is someone who has come A LONG way in terms of ring skills.
Tazz: He's not a Tazz or a Raven, but that's why he joined Dead Pool, to learn from the best.
*The Miz enters and Batista trips over his shoelaces and falls down. Miz looks at him like 'WTF'*
Tazz: He'd be perfect with John Cena and McDonalds! AHAHA!
*Batista gets on his knees, but Miz drops him with a DDT 1-2-3*
Joey: What a quick match.
Tazz: That's one of the better DDTs you'll see.
*The Miz leaves to some boos from the crowd*
(Commercials promoting the shirt Raven CURRENTLY wears)
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 4, 2009 16:55:09 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin is backstage, ready to begin speaking. He has a very serious expression on his face.
Benjamin: Everyone is talking about Wrestlemania, but I feel the need to throw an open challenge for Mania.
Benjamin has a smile go across his face.
Benjamin: I love wrestling the best. My stock goes up everytime I step into the ring with Raven or Iser. I'd love the chance to face either of those two again, but they have their own issue to settle first.
Benjamin's smile widens as he claps to fire himself up a little more.
Benjamin: I'll make it short and sweet. I'm not like that egotistical mad man Raven. I am issuing an open challenge to open Wrestlemania. I look forward to see what fish I catch.
The fans pop for the announcement as the camera fades out.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 4, 2009 17:05:59 GMT -5
Koz doens't deserve a live entrance because he was the first person to get a loud reaction via people laughing at his stupidity.
*Kane's pyro goes off*
Joey: Jesus!
Tazz: No, it's Kane.
Kane walks down to the ring dragging a hook and chain.
Joey: I'm not liking this.
Koz looks so scared that his white tights turn brown.
Tazz: Oh my God, he SHIT himself!
Kane then just kicks Koz in the face and puts a foot over him for the pin.
Joey: That was really quick.
Kane then just takes the hook and puts it around Koz's neck and drags him around the ring. XWA cameras cut off to commercials because the fucking Republicans took most of our money and we need commercial revenue.
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Jun 4, 2009 17:41:37 GMT -5
*Back from commercial we see Tazz in the ring, about to introduce the two superstars who will compete for the XWA title*
Tazz: Alright folks, this is what you have all been waiting for, the official contract signing for the XWA Heavyweight championship match, between Raven and the current champion, GM Iser. Before we begin, Raven has told me that he requests Joey's mic be turned off for this, since Raven is the man, it has been allowed. Have fun talking to yourself Joey.
*Joey is shown fuming and tosses his headset to the ground*
So, allow me to introduce you first, the challenger, and the 2008 Superstar of the Year, The Dark Lord, Raven!!!
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!! HE IS HERE!!!!
*The Lights dim as "Suck It Up" by Hed p.e. hits the P.A. and smoke emits from the entrance ramp. Out through the smoke, emerges Raven, in his trademark shirt, followed by Talena, in her ever present black. The crowd cheers the loudest of the night as Raven grins at them and begins to walk down the ramp. Raven pauses in the middle of the ramp, scans the arena of fans, looks upwards and raises the Devil Horns above his head, as a barage of pyro and fireworks explode behind him. Lowering his hands, he quickly rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. He picks himself off the mat, shakes hands with Tazz as he is handed a mic*
Raven: First off, let me say that I am glad my request went through. I don't need Joey's pre-pubescent voice ruining such a grand occasion for yours truly. Tonight, it becomes official, I will get my chance to regain what is rightfully mine, the XWA World heavyweight title.
*Raven pauses to soak in his realization, as the crowd cheers loudly*
Raven: I figured you people would be happy to hear that, I was coming out first. Normally, I get booed all over the place by those American's who think I value their opinion. If I cared about what American's think, I would be in a new profession. Which brings me to my next point. How thankful I am that I get my chance to win back my title, and, I don't have to do it in front of those God awful American's, instead, I get to win it back in front of all of you.
*Raven casts a look of Canadian Pride as he looks around at the fans in attendance and the fans cheer loudly.
Raven: I mean, they are the worst wrestling fans in the world, it would have been a travesty to win the title in front of them all. Luckilly, I will get my chance in my native Canada in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. A country that truly appreciates wrestling, and all the wonderful talent that comes from there.
*The crowd cheers loudly, and begins a "Raven" chant.
Raven: Right on cue, you decide to show your true sense of appreciation for me. . Look at all the talent that comes out of Canada: Myself, Edge, Hart Foundation, Trish Stratus, Christian, Lance Storm, the list goes on and on, which is why we are superior to the likes of America. Yes, come Wrestlemania, I will be home, surrounded by people who understand my greatness, and appreciate it. While, all of America, will be forced to see my moment of triumph on television.
*Raven chuckles as the crowd continues to cheer loudly*
Raven: Yeah, I must have struck a nerve with you those people.. Let's be real, they don't truly understand wrestling. All of them are more concerned for theirbeloved baseball teams, which don't compare to the likes of me. In fact, I bet half of them care more about the Daytona 500 than Wrestlemania.
*Tazz shakes his head and shames America, much to the delight of Raven and the fellow Canadian fans*
Raven: Tazz, one American who truly appreciates greatness. Now, before we continue and sign the contract, I would like to touch base with my opponent. You see, me and the GM have a lot of history, he brought me in to XWA, allowed me to become the biggest star of this century, but, it did have it's share of negatives. You see, he would never admit to this, but, deep down, he is jealous of me. Jealous of the fact that I am this centuries Van Gogh , or Leonardo Da Vinci, I am a piece or art, that will be treasured until the end of time, and that eats away at him. Sure, he beat me for the title, but, was he able to enjoy his victory? No, as he lost it a few minutes later. Everytime he steps into the ring, everytime he takes a brutal bump, he is trying to out-do my legacy, trying to obtain his own spotlight, which has not managed to find him. In the back of his mind, he thinks by facing me, the spotlight will finally be able to shine on him.
*Raven shifts his hand through his hair as he bring the microphone back to his lips*
Raven: What he doesn't know is, the spotlight will find him alright, but, not for his moment of accomplishment, but, for his moment of failure. You see, the spotlight is not big enough to shine on both of us, and, once I beat you once and for all, I will remain ever present in that glow, and continue my trek as the greatest performer to ever step into the ring. Come Sunday, I will be able to rejoice with my fellow Canadians, once again, being on top of the food chain, where I belong. Where will you go after this? Back to the shadows of being average, not being able to fufill your goal, of being a bigger star than me. The GM's storied tale of his rise to immortality, will come to an abrupt halt, courtesy of The Dark Lord.
*Raven grins as the crowd cheers loudly, while Tazz claps. Bringing the mic back to his lips, he is about to talk, as the lights go out and Psychosocial begins to play*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 4, 2009 19:56:19 GMT -5
The fans begin to boo immedietely which drowns out Tazz's introduction. The GM appears on the stage in his traditional 'GM' attire, just a red and black version of it, and the XWA Title around his waist. Mickie is in all black and pink with her black and pink beanie flame beanie on. The boos continue as the devious duo slowly walk down the ring. Some of the front row fans are flipping the GM the bird and he responds by doing the same. They enter the ring and he immedietely takes the mic as the fans continue to boo.
Tazz: (Finally being heard) The World Champion of XWA, and my boss, GM Iser!
The fans react to the introduction to another loud chorus of boos. The GM takes the other mic and faces the rabid crowd.
Iser: How dare you all boo me without even giving me a chance to explain myself. Why boo the man who brings the product to this city? Hell, it wasn't even my idea, but twenty million is a lot of money...and what would you people do for twenty million...oh wait it's twelve million back in the states because of inflation!
The fans let out another chorus of boos toward Iser and he just shrugs them off.
Iser: This entire country claims to be the God of professional wrestling...but I ask you this? Why did you mercelessly boo Rock when he was wrestling the biggest pile of turds known to man in Hulk Hogan? That makes you the biggest bunch of hypocrites I have ever seen in my life!
The fans begin a profane 'Fuck you Iser' chant. Iser responds just by waving the microphone around the air a little bit.
Iser: Your envy is no reason for profanity...and speaking of envy...
Iser turns toward Raven.
Iser: Didn't you mention that I am jealous of you, Raven? That can't by further from the truth? Why would I be jealous of someone that comes from a city as vomit projecting as Toronto?
The fans boo Iser yet again.
Tazz: (Interupting) Should we just sign...the contracts? The commercial people want to do one more.
*Commercials promoting various merch*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Jun 6, 2009 16:25:24 GMT -5
*The segment closes with the two biggest stars in XWA's history continuing their clashing of their egos. Iser then tells Raven to pick whatever ref he wants for the match as it won't matter so Raven(to the delight of the Canadian crowd) picks Bret 'The Hitman' Hart. The two have a giant faceoff as the camera fades to black*
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