Revolution

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Kane vs Zane

Christian vs Batista

Raven vs Charlie Haas

Shelton Benjamin vs Lance Storm as our main event

Plus, GM Iser and others will be here.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Zane is already in the ring*

Joey: Welcome to--

*Kane's pyro goes off*

Tazz: JESUS!

*Joey jumps out of his chair*

Tazz: That was messed up!

*Kane walks toward the ring, and Zane dives over the top and Kane catches him*

Joey: Uh-oh

*Kane then puts him in a tombstone position as all the fans gasp*

Joey: NO! NOT THE TOMB--

*Kane then drops Zane on the floor with a tombstone*

Joey: OH MY GOD!

*Kane then walks back up the ramp, laughing in an evil manner, as his music plays again*

*Commercials*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!! HE IS HERE!!!!!!



*Suck it Up by Hed p.e. begins to play as the lights dim and smoke begins to pour out the entrance ramp*


Tazz: This match came about with a bad impersonation. Not for nothing Charlie, you don't pretend to be greatness.


Joey: I am sure it made Raven mad, so, he just wants to beat Charlie up.



*Raven emerges from the smoke, decked in his official XWA shirt, flanked by Talena in all black. Raven smirks at the booing audience as he makes his way down the ramp*



Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds. The 2008 superstar of the year, Raven!!!


*Raven reaches the middle of the ramp, looks upwards and throws up the Devil Horns as the barage of Pyro and fireworks go off. Lowering his hands he quickly rushes down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope, entering the ring.Making his way to the corner, he scales the ropes and raises the Devil Horns, causing the crowd to boo even more. Hopping off the ropes, Raven stretches a bit as his music fades out*


Tazz: Raven looks to be in great shape, which is good. His match at Mania is coming up.


*The lights dim as Dary of Jane begins to play*


Joey: Whoa, what is going on here?


Tazz: Looks like the GM wants a view of his Mania opponent.


*The crowd continues to cheer as the "GM" appears on the stage, the camera zooms in, and we see it's Charlie Haas, dressed up as the GM. A kid's size replica of the XWA title around his waist*


Lilian: And his opponent, from Edmund Oklahoma, weighing in at 227 pounds, Charlie Haas!!!



*Charlie continues to walk down the ramp, in a mock demeanor of the GM's current cold state. Weakly glaring at Raven, he gets in the ring and holds up the title in Raven's face*


Tazz: I don't think Raven is impressed, you can't be, when you are a damn fool like Haas.


Joey: First Raven, now the GM... what is Charlie doing?


*Charlie hands the belt to the ref, who looks at him in confusion, as the bell sounds*


Tazz: Well, let the slaughter begin.


*Charlie walks right over to Raven, and gives him a weak right hand to the face*


Tazz: Pathetic.


*Raven doesn't seem bothered by it, and begins to laugh out loud at Charlie's weak punch.*


Joey: That didn't work.


*Charlie, rather dumbfounded, tries to lift up Raven into the GM's Dark Obliteration move.*


Tazz: Will this work.



*Charlie struggles to lift Raven up, as he has to abandon the hold*


Joey: Fight your style Charlie, not the GM's.


*Charlie goes up to Raven, and seems to ask him if he can let him do the Black Magic on him*


Tazz: Charlie, this is not how you wrestle r-tard.... what a moron.


*Raven nods his head as Charlie goes over to tell the ref the finish*


Joey: I am at a loss for words.


*With the ref's approval, Charlie turns around, but, is met by a Dark Assassin, as Raven sprung out of no where to hit the move*



Tazz: You get what you deserve Charlie.


*Raven makes the easy pin as the ref counts the three*


Lilian: Here is your winner... Raven!!!


*Raven's music hits as he kicks Charlie out of the ring and raises the Devil Horns in the center of the ring*


Tazz: All joking aside, Raven seems focused on winning back his title.


Winner via pinfall and Charlie's stupidity: Raven (3:00)



*Commercials hyping Mania*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

*Suddenly, we hear JBL's music and he comes out to a chorus of boos from the crowd*

Joey: I think JBL is here to do a special interview with both Raven, and our XWA Champion at the same time.

Tazz: Charlie Haas was obliterated by both, so this could prove to be very interesting.

*JBL comes out in his white limo and raises his arms as the fans boo some more. He goes onto the ramp and walks down the ramp, straightening out his tie as he slides into the ring. He snatches a mic from Lillian*

JBL: Ladies and Gentlemen, as a Wrestling God, I know all about high pressure matches, and at Wrestlemania, we have the biggest match in XWA history. Raven and GM Iser go one on one for the XWA Title. First off, allow me to bring out the champion.

*Psychosocial begins to blare through the arena as the fans cheer madly as the GM appears with Mickie James at his side. The GM is in his 'GM' Attire and Mickie is wearing a black and pink beanie, a black tank top and black jeans. The duo walk into the ring, both giving JBL a cold glare.*

JBL: Now then, the challenger...the fellow Wrestling God...The Dark Lord...Raven!

*ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD, HE IS HERE!*

Tazz: This is going to be really interesting.

*Raven comes out through the smoke with Talena by his side. This devious duo walks down the ramp a bit, before Raven raises his arms in the air and a great deal of pyro goes off behind him as the fans boo like crazy toward him. The duo enters the ring. All four take proper seats in a special interview set up that JBL has for them.*

JBL: Now then, let me get right to the point. Raven, what do you see as you stare across to that man, your boss...the guy who gave you the chance to be you?

Raven: While I do hold respect for him for allowing me to be the greatest person in the world, me, I view him nothing more as another road block that will be crushed under the great wrestling skill and the ego of The Dark Lord.

*The fans start booing Raven, and begin a 'You Suck' chant toward Raven.*

Raven: That chant is from the 1980s, and most of that time I wasn't even born. You are all a bunch of ancient, rusted tools that are envious at the greatness that has evolved before you over the past couple of years. Gone are the days where I was the Virus of Life...because like I have said, I have evolved into The Dark Lord, and the greatest performer on this roster. I am...

*Iser flips on his mic and cuts Raven off*

Iser: Shut your damn mouth, Raven.

*The fans pop for the GM getting involved into the fray*

Tazz: That's a bigger sin than when Cain killed his brother from the bible!

Joey: You're religious?

Tazz: Fuck no, but I'm just saying for all the religious morons out there.

Iser: An eye for an eye...and this is coming from a guy who remembers every fall that he has endured for this company. I've been shattered through glass walls, I've been mutliated by a seven foot schizophrenic, and I've had to deal with your ego and I'm still standing.

Raven: You weren't standing when I decided to cripple your knee and stuff you in the ambulence, 'boss'.

Iser: ...and you weren't so cocky when I beat your ass for the title, and send you into an insane period.

Raven: I never went through an insane period, but that's exactly what you are going through right now.

Iser: Maybe I am just a bit insane...but right now...being insane is the only thing that has kept me from going completely over the edge...

Raven: Keep on soaking that title in, Iser...because once I defeat you and piss off every one of these epic failure turtles...the Dark Lord will have a second, long, iron fisted reign at the top.

JBL: Break it up, you two. This is my interview segment, so show me some respect here.

*Mickie and Talena talk to Raven and Iser respectively to cool them off a little bit.*

JBL: Now then, Ra--

*Ain't no stopping me now!*

Joey: What the hell?

Tazz: He wasn't invited.

*Shelton Benjamin comes out to a good pop from the crowd. He enters the ring and grabs a mic of his own.*

Raven: Sorry, big superstars allowed, only. Get to stepping, curtain jerker.

*Shelton tackles Raven straight to the ground and starts unloading on him with right hands*

JBL: SECURITY! SECURITY! GET THAT PIECE OF CRAP OFF OF RAVEN RIGHT NO---

*Iser silences JBL with a swift kick to the nuts and Mickie drops him with a DDT.*

Iser: What if I like the fight? I'm the GM, so let them fight.

*Shelton has the advantage over a stunned Raven with a barage of rights and lefts. Talena then gets behind Benjamin and trys to choke him with a sleeper*

Tazz: Talena coming to bat for her man.

*Benjamin just throws her off and Talena falls to the ground. She goes to the corner, begging off as Benjamin threatens to hit her as the crowd roars with approval.*

Tazz: Don't hit a woman, Shelton.

Joey: She hasn't been very lady like, Tazz.

Tazz: You are though, but I beat the piss out of you because you're an idiot.

Joey: ...

*Raven comes from behind with a low blow to Benjamin, which stops him at his tracks. The Devious duo then start stomping away at Benjamin as Mickie and the GM continue to watch.*

Joey: I think the GM is rooting for both to beat the hell out of each other.

Tazz: If I was him, I would be too. It's a smart move from the GM's part.

Raven and Talena start talking smack to Benjamin while he is on the ground. Iser then sneaks behind Raven.

Tazz: Turn around, buddy. The champ's behind you.

*Raven spins around and sees the GM there. The two glare at one another as the two women start bad mouthing one another. Mickie then tackles Talena to the ground. The fans pop huge for it.*

Joey: I haven't said this in a while. CAT FIGHT!!!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!!

Tazz: Don't have an orgasam over it.

*Raven and the GM pull the women off of one another before any damage is done and ask them both to leave the ring real quick.*

Tazz: Hm...why do that?

*Raven and the GM then go back to glaring at one another as Raven is talking smack. The GM goes to turn his head and then they both strike one another with right hands as the fans go absolutely insane at the two starting to brawl after all this time.*

Joey: That's why! They want to beat the hell out of each other right now!

*Raven gets the advantage on the brawl, before the GM ducks a Raven punch and knees him in the gut before starting his own barage of punches. The GM goes for a discus clothesline, but Raven ducks and has the GM setting up for a Chaos Theory.*

Joey: This could be over quick.

*The GM turns around, but is able to push Raven off. As soon as Raven turns around, The GM puts Raven on his shoulders for the Dark Obliteration*

Tazz: Get out of there, Raven!

*Raven slips out of there, but before they can resume, Benjamin has re entered the ring with a chair and cracks Raven in the skull with it as the fans go nuts.*

Joey: Good lord!

*Raven falls to the canvas with a thud as the GM gets in Benjamin's face. The two begin to trade words before the GM gives Benjamin the middle finger to a mixed reaction.*

Joey: Uh-oh.

*Benjamin then cracks the GM in the head with a steel chair and he falls down with a thud.*

Tazz: Good Lord, Shelton Benjamin has made an impact all of a sudden.

*Benjamin's music plays as he exits the ring, the Wrestlemania Main Eventers both layed out on the mat.*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Christian defeats Batista in 2 seconds after Batista tripped on the middle rope and then Christian kicked the middle rope, crotching Batista and getting the win.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Lance Storm after ducking his superkick and hitting the Pay Dirt. GM Iser came out after the match and gave Benjamin a Dark Obliteration to a mixed reaction, and then Raven ran down and hit the GM with a Dark Obliteration to another mixed reaction.