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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 8, 2009 19:01:51 GMT -5
We hear from the new champion!
MVP vs The Miz
Kane vs Vlad Kozlov and Justin Credible in a handicap match
We also hear from the number one contender for Wrestlemania, Raven.
Tune in to Breakdown this week!
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 9, 2009 21:06:30 GMT -5
*The usual Breakdown pyro goes off as the camera switches to Joey and Tazz*
Joey: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Breakdown, and I am finally glad to say, we have a NEW XWA World Champion in the GM himself.
Tazz: That was one of the most barbaric matches I have ever seen. I mean...just seeing Edge use the barbed wire as a noose...and the GM tigerbombing Edge off the top of the ladder...my God was that brutal.
*The lights go off*
Joey: Uh-oh...
*Diary of Jane is then heard on the P.A. system as the fans go completely insane*
Joey: Speaking of the devil.
*The GM appears on the stage as the fans greet him to an INSANE pop in the hometown of Morgantown.*
Joey: They love the hometown hero.
*The GM walks down the ramp in his 'GM' attire...the world belt around his waist as he slides under the ropes and snatches the mic.*
Tazz: This could be really interesting.
Iser: I've lost track of the time...of when Edge used the money in the bank to rob the bank so to speak. Redemption never tasted so good when I finally gave Edge a black magic on that steel folding chair.
*The fans pop madly for the GM...that and they love the blue and gold west virginia gear he is wearing*
Iser: With that being said...Wrestlemania is not that far away...and it's also been decided who my opponent is...
*The fans immedietely begin a 'Raven sucks' chant...*
Iser: Eh...there's a reason he's a former world champ. I'm going to be completely...honest...I was actually hoping Raven would win.
Joey: What?
Tazz: Is he nuts?
Iser: Film man...play some footage that I had set up.
*The camera cuts to the tron and we see where Iser was about ready to stuff Kane into the ambulance before Raven sprinted out and attacked the GM's knee with a steel pipe. The assult continued on the knee until the duo stuffed Iser in the ambulance and shut the doors.*
Joey: It's been a long time since that incident happened.
*Iser rolls up his left pants leg to reveal a steel black knee brace and pad*
Iser: Wounds may heal...but this scar will never fade...and though I might have a scar on my face and bleed enough to supply Red Cross for a week...I refuse to be that victim. I wasn't when we wrestled the first ever time...because he had a taste of...black magic. Hell, a mythical type name for a finisher...and this has a mythical feel to it...people view Raven as this cocky son of a bitch...but think back...it wasn't always this way between him and I.
Joey: Oh God.
Iser: We ruled this damn promotion and now here we are...on the grandest stage of them all fighting for round two...over THE world title.
*ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD, HE IS HERE!*
Joey: Come on!
Tazz: Looks like Raven has something to say.
*Iser glances angerly toward the stage as he waits for Raven.*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 9, 2009 21:44:29 GMT -5
*The music keeps playing for a second and then we see Charlie Haas come out in the curtain wearing Raven's attire and a hair piece that looks similar to Raven's blond hair as he walks down the ring.*
Tazz: What the hell?
Joey: I think Haas picked a bad time to try to impress the GM.
*Haas walks into the ring*
Haas: Champ, there ain't no way you will get past The Dark Lord at Mania.
*The fans start booing Haas like crazy.*
Iser: Unless Raven got two inches shorter and a beer belly, you need to get...the fuck out of my ring...right now!
*Haas looks offended that Iser would imply something like that*
Joey: I really wouldn't want to piss off the GM...he still isn't back to his usual peppy self.
Haas: You will succumb to the Dark Assassin or the Chaos Theory, 'champ'...
*Iser rolls his eyes*
Iser: I got a question for you, Charlie.
Haas: Yes?
Iser: Do you remember what happened to the last person who interupted me in my hometown?
Haas: Uh...
Iser: It went something like this...
*Iser kicks Charlie in the gut and then spikes him with a quick DDT as the fans roar in appreciation*
Joey: Haas is a dead man here.
*Iser waits for Charlie to get up and he gets a knee lift right to the face.*
Joey: Ow...I don't think Charlie will have Raven's good looking smile any time soon.
Tazz: Did you just admit that Raven has a good smile?
Joey: ...
*Iser drags Haas to his feet and then puts him on his shoulders and then drops Haas with the Dark Obliteration*
Joey: Good night, Charlie Haas.
Tazz: Haas made an ass out of himself.
*Iser goes to leave the ring, but the fans begin a one more time chant...Iser has a small smile creep across his face as he slides out of the ring and snatches a steel chair that Lillian was sitting on.*
Joey: Uh-oh...uh...Champ...you might be going a little too far.
*The GM slides into the ring as the fans begin a sickening 'break his neck' chant*
Tazz: Haas DOES deserve it for trying to copy perfection so imperfectly.
*The GM puts the chair on his neck like Kane used to do as the fans gasp in anticipation*
Joey: I think we know what he wants to do.
*The GM climbs to the top rope*
Joey: Oh dear God, no! Don't do it!
*AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!*
Joey: Thank God for Shelton Benjamin.
Tazz: Damn it.
*Benjamin sprints down to the ring and blocks the path between Iser and the downed Charlie Haas.*
Iser: Get the fuck out of the way.
Benjamin: What the hell is wrong with you? You're already letting the match with Raven get to YOUR head. You're letting the pressure get to you, man. I don't want that to happen.
Iser: FYI, Shelton, I have beaten him once...and I plan on having his carcass splattered across the mat when I'm done with him at Mania.
Shelton: Since you ARE feeling froggy...how about you and me for the XWA World Belt...TONIGHT!
*The fans pop at the suggestion*
Joey: OH YEAH! Benjamin will get his justice anyway!
Tazz: You said Raven was bulling him yesterday at the PPV, Joey? What do you think this is?
Joey: A respectful challenge.
Tazz: Bullcrap.
*The champ thinks about it for a minute*
Iser: The torch will not pass...because tonight...I shall cripple your ass. You're on.
*The fans go ballistic at the responce*
Tazz: WHAT!?
Joey: My God, we might have Benjamin and Raven fighting at the main event! That would be pure justice.
Tazz: You're already underestimating the GM, Joey...
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 19, 2009 17:46:22 GMT -5
*The Miz's music hits as he comes down to the ring as the Morgantown fans give him some heat*
Joey: I don't think they like the chick magnet much, Tazz.
Tazz: The GM's hometown is rabid. They aren't all hicks believe it or not, they're just crazy.
*Miz enters the ring, getting middle level heat.*
Joey: He and Morrison have a tag title shot at Mania, Tazz.
*MVP's music hits as the fans cheer for him as he walks down the ramp with all his bling*
Joey: Here comes MVP.
*MVP slides into the ring and Miz starts stomping on MVP on the ground as the match begins*
Tazz: Miz with the upper hand to start.
*Miz picks MVP up and irish whips him into the ropes, MVP catches himself at the ropes, so Miz charges and MVP just elevates him over the top, but Miz lands on the apron*
Joey: Fast and furious
*Miz shoulder blocks a stunned MVP and trys to do a Sunset flip over the top, but MVP just slugs him in the face to stop that. MVP then drops a knee to Miz's face*
Tazz: That'll ruin your week.
*Miz gets up, but he gets a gutwrench for his trouble. MVP is starting to build some momentum, and Miz begins to plead for mercy*
Joey: What a tough guy...
*MVP moves in, but gets a thumb to the eye for his trouble*
Tazz: Heh, what a ploy.
*Miz then hits a clothesline to take MVP down*
Joey: This is starting to develop into a nice little match.
Tazz: Yes it is, Captain Obvious.
*Miz lets MVP get to his knees before kicking him in the gut as the fans begin to chant MVP*
Joey: The fans are getting behind MVP.
*Miz trys to line up for the kick again, but MVP counters with a drop toe hold as the fans pop*
Joey: What a turnaround.
*MVP gets up as does Miz. MVP starts nailing lots of right hands and then a knee to the gut as Miz backs to the corner*
Joey: I predict the boot.
*MVP backs to the corner and then charges to hit the Player's Boot*
Tazz: Wow. That would knock out Miz's lights out.
*The fans chant for the Playmaker as MVP snickers. MVP picks Miz up and then sets him up for the Playmaker*
Joey: Here it comes.
*MVP hits Miz with the Playmaker and covers 1-2-3*
Joey: What a win for MVP.
Tazz: His stock is definately on the rise, Joey.
Joey: I know, Tazz. He'll be a major player soon.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 19, 2009 18:10:05 GMT -5
*Koz and Credible are already in the ring*
Joey: Not these losers.
*Kane's pyro goes off as the fans go completely insane*
Tazz: Uh-Oh...
*Kane walks down to the ring and slides into the ring and quickly grabs Credible by his throat and drops him with a chokeslam before the match begins!*
Joey: Holy.
*Koz charges, as the bell rings and he gets a chokeslam from Kane as he pins them both at the same time 1-2-3*
Joey: That's it!?
Tazz: Oh my God...
*Kane then sets off his usual pyro as he grabs a mic*
Kane: There might be...a possible main event between Iser and Raven...but little do they remember the transgressions. Does Raven not remember breaking my arm? I certainly do...and when I felt my arm snap...I realized...I really do feel pain...and it was a wonderful thing...
Joey: This guy is nuts.
Kane: ...because soon...I've figured out how to redouble it...and the GM isn't getting off so softly either...he threw me off a stage, so I stuffed him in an ambulence and our war is also far from over...and come Mania, I want to finish it with BOTH of them...by any means...nessecary.
*Kane lets out an evil laugh as we go to commercials, promoting the new Raven t-shirt*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Mar 19, 2009 18:30:51 GMT -5
*The XWA rewind is presented to you by Pimp My Ride, the game. Drive around Pimp Town, and trick out your ride, and collect coins. Dubbed the epitome of crap, with the life altering phrase "This Is Not fun" Your brain cells will die, and your enthusiam will be halted. Pimp My Ride. In a store near you!!!!!*
*We are taken to a clip of Badd Blood from the previous night. Shelton hit Raven with Pay Dirt, seemingly injuring Raven. Little did Shelton know, it was all a ploy, allowing Talena to sneak in, and ending with Raven getting the win*
Tazz: Welcome back to XWA. As you just saw, Raven beat Shelton last night, and is the new #1 contender for the XWA title. He faces off with the GM at Wrestlemania. At this time, we are going to conduct an interview with the man himself. Raven, can you hear us?
*The screen changes view as we are taken to a room, we see Raven sitting on a chair, the camera zooms in on his official XWA T-shirt, as it pans up we see the ever present grin on his face*
Raven: Yes Tazz, I can hear you. Let's get this interview going, as I can't stand being in this cesspool of a town any longer.
Tazz: Alright, first of all, how does it feel being the #1 contender?
Raven: I don't feel any different. I am supposed to be the number one contender, I am supposed to be the champion. As the biggest star in the universe, it's only right. It was a damn shame, that I had to face some no-name joke such as Shelton Benjamin, in order to compete for what is rightfully mine.
Joey: To be fair, you didn't really beat Shelton...
Raven: Well, look who it is. It's Mr. Raven has a nice smile, I knew you were a freak Joey. I guess you were too poor to order the replay of Badd Blood, let me say this in words you can even understand. I.... Beat..... Shelton. Everyone saw it, I suggest you get your glasses fixed.
Tazz: Shelton seemed like he was rather confident that he would beat you. What was your gameplan going into the match.
Raven: Gameplan? Tazz, you should know by now, I don't need any plans. I am The Dark Lord, I am superior to everyone. Shelton thought he could come in, and get a fluke win over me. Little did he know, I am the wrong person to make a name over. Take Charlie Haas for example, no one knows who he is, but, now, with his half-assed attempt to be me, he will forever be known as, That guy who wanted to be like Raven.
Joey: How can you be happy with yourself? You faked an injury to beat Shelton.
Raven: What are you, a doctor? I have a legit cramp in my shoulder, since you don't wrestle, how would you know what it feels like? It wasn't fake, how about I come out there, and dislocate your arm, then, we will see if it's fake or not.
Tazz: Changing gears, what do you think about Kane wanting revenge on you.
Raven: Clearly, Kane wants me to break his other arm. If he is so hell-bent on getting revenge, why doesn't he get it? I will tell you why, because, he is afraid of me. He is afraid of my whole group. If we wanted to, we could have ended his entire career at Mania, but, we didn't. Don't worry Kane, I have not forgotten about you, and, just like the others who wanted revenge on me, in the end, you will regret.
Tazz: Now that you are going to Mania, how does it feel facing the very man you were friends with, and the man who took the title from you?
Raven: I have waited a long time to get payback on the GM. At the grandest stage of them all, I am going to take back what is rightfully mine, and, possibly, end his existance once and for all. I will never forget that he took the title from me, and at Mania, I will take it back from him. My finest hour will be broadcasted for the entire world to see, and, after Mania, I will once again be the XWA Champion of the world. For all of you who don't want it to happen, all I can say is.... too bad. You can't keep the gold away from me forever. So GM, I hope you have eyes in the back of your head, I might not wait until Mania, and just take you out beforehand, the same goes for you Kane, watch yourselves, The Dark Lord always gets the last laugh.
*Raven grins as he gets off the chair and walks out of the cameras sight*
Tazz: Strong words from Raven, I can't wait until Mania.
Joey: He's just a bully, period.
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 20, 2009 22:03:38 GMT -5
*Coach catches up with Benjamin before he enters the ring*
Coach: I am here with young Shelton Benjamin, and buddy, you got the biggest chance of your life. You are facing the champion, and the hometown hero, GM Iser, for the title on the line tonight. How do you feel?
Shelton: I feel damn good that justice is about to be served, and after I get passed the GM...well, Raven, payback will be a bitch, and I'll make you mine.
*Benjamin walks off as his music plays as the camera follows him to the ring*
Joey: Very strong words from Benjamin here, Tazz.
Tazz: I think the kid is overconfident, Joey.
*The fans give Benjamin a mixed reaction in the hometown, mostly cheers though as he enters the ring. The Camera cuts back to Coach and he's with the GM*
Coach: Boss...uh...champ...uh...Iser...you are about to face Shelton Benjamin here...what do you have to say?
*Iser glares at Coach for a minute*
Iser: What do I have to say...?
*Iser then gets an enraged look on his face*
Iser: Does he think that I'm going to be a paper champion? Does he think that this title reign will last a week? How dare that little piece of rubbish even ponder that thought. I don't know whether to laugh, or be completely offended at him taking a piss on everything that I stand for!
*Iser snatches the mic from Coach, who runs away in fear as Iser has lost it*
Iser: Shelton...do you realize the things I have done in the past...and the things I'm willing to do? I will rip your skull out and leave it hanging in my backyard with a hook and chain if I must to retain this title...and Raven...don't you worry, I'm not looking past you either. Just like you don't remember being insane...you don't seem to remember that I am the one guy you will never be able to solve. Camera man, come closer.
*The cameraman steps a little closer*
Iser: ...a little closer now...
*The cameraman gets closer but jumbles the camera in fear*
Iser: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
*The cameraman jumps as it's focused on Iser's face once more*
Iser: ...Raven...you've stabbed me in the back...you've helped conspire to turn multiple people against me...and hell, you've taken away so much of the respect I had...and I've only got one thing left that's keeping me...from being nothing...and that's the XWA World Title...and this goes the same for you Benjamin...what are you willing to give up to take it from a man who is willing to murder someone in the ring to keep what he wants. You ask what I would've done to Haas...and I simply say I just wanted to hear the bones in his neck snap like the pops in a kid's cereal...because it's one of the few things that gives me any kind of...joy these days.
*Iser has a really sick looking smile on his face*
Iser: ...as for tonight...when it comes for the execution of one...Shelton Benjamin...you'll be D.O.A. on arrival to the hospital...because it's time.
*Iser walks off from the camera*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Mar 28, 2009 16:06:48 GMT -5
Iser defeats Benjamin in 29:49 after countering a t-bone into a small package as Mickie James puts Iser's feet on the ropes for extra support. Benjamin hit a-lot of his usual offense early, but Iser weathered the storm and then used his improved brawling skills while combining his techincal and high flying skills. Benjamin kicked out of the Dark Obliteration and even countered out of the Iser Special with a single leg boston crab. Benjamin hit his paydirt, but Mickie put Iser's leg on the rope to counter. Then, Iser countered a t-bone with that small package...with Mickie putting his feet on the ropes for leverage and the ref didn't see it. Iser and Mickie celebrate in the rabid Morgantown crowd as the show goes off the air.
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