Slammy's Revolution!

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Raven vs William Regal*Opponent picked by Benjamin*

Kane vs Braden Walker*cause TNA trademarked Chris Harris...the cunts*

Randy Orton vs the returning NORMAL SMILE!

Raven vs Mike Knox in a hair vs beard match

Shelton Benjamin vs an opponent picked by Raven

Rhino vs GM Iser

Edge vs Kurt Angle in a street fight

PLUS ALL THE SLAMMY AWARD WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED 'LIVE' ON REVOLUTION!

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*The opening video package plays as Suffa by Hed p.e. plays as we are taken inside the arena as pyro goes off and the camera pans around the sold out arena*



Joey: Hello and Welcome to this Slammy edition of Revolution. We are not wasting time as Jonathan Coachman is standing by to announce this exclusive XWA Slammy award. Take it away Coach.



Coach: Good evening, I am here to award the Slammy to the Announcer of the Year. Here are your nominees, The Voice of ECW.... Joey Styles!!


*The crowd cheers for Joey*


Coach: The second nominee is the Human Suplex Machine, Tazz!!


*The crowd gives Tazz a mixed reaction*


Coach: The winner is..... TAZZ!!!!!


*Tazz's music plays as he comes from the back to accept his award*


Tazz: This is a true honor, but, I knew I would win this. I have a true sense about wrestling. Joey just yells Oh My God. Where is your passion. Anyway, I would like to thank a couple people. The Dead Pool as a collective group, it's been a honor calling all your matches. Steel and Riot, you both were tremendous talents, and I miss you guys. Miz and Morrison, you guys have a bright future ahead of you. Rhino, you are the muscle of the group, a true beast. Vampiro X, you are the uncrowned Diamond in the rough, your future is very big. Last, but not least by any means, Raven, you are the true GOD of XWA, Every match you have is a classic, and it's been an honor to call your matches, and run your fan club. Over 30 million members and counting, thus creating the biggest fanbase in history. This award is for all of you. But, enough about me, I am told that Shelton has selected Raven's opponent, and that match is going to take place now. You people are in for a real treat, you get to see Raven early. Well, here he is, direct from Toronto, Canada, I give to you Raven!!!!



ALLL HAIL THE DARK LORD.... HE IS HERE!!!!!



*The Lights go out and Suck It Up by Hed p.e. hits the P.A., Smoke empties from the ramp as Tazz claps as the Dark Knight clad Raven steps out of the smoke to a loud chorus of boos. Raven wild eyed steps towards Tazz and shakes his hand. Raven walks down the ramp, with a cold gaze on his face as he scans the arena of fans. He pauses in the middle of the ramp and looks upward as he raises the Devil Horns as a bunch of pyro goes off behind him. Raven lowers his hands and stares at the ring ahead of him*



Joey: You have to wonder Tazz, what do all these signs mean, will the person reveal themself to Raven tonight.


Tazz: Not for nothing, but, I don't think Raven cares about the signs right now.


*Raven rushes under the ropes and Slides in the ring. He walks to the corner and climbs up, raising the Devil Horns above his heads and the crowd continues to boo*



Joey: Raven looks focused, as he should be, he has no idea who his opponent is.


Tazz: I am sure Raven is ready, he has faced mystery opponents before.



*Raven hops off the turnbuckles and slides down to the bottom rope and sits in the corner, not taking his eyes off the entrance ramp as he music fades out*





Joey: Who is his opponent? We are about to find out.



* A long silent pause covers the arena as the crowd is ready to see who he faces*


*The unfamiliar sound of horns plays as The King of the Ring, William Regal steps onto the stage to a loud roar from the fans*


Joey: It's William Regal, one of the toughest brawlers in the business.



Tazz: You don't say Joey, this won't be easy for Raven, but, I am sure he can pull out the "W"


*Regal saunters down the ramp in his trademark robe as he steps on the apron and wipes his boots and enters the ring. He looks down at Raven sitting in the corner, and stares into the cold gaze of his eyes*



Tazz: I don't think Raven has blinked since he has been in the ring, he is totally focused, and in his state of desired bliss.


Joey: He just looks demonic to me.


*The bell sounds as Raven pulls himself up and stretchs and Regal paces around him*



Joey: This should be a straight up brawl.


*Raven and Regal lock up in the center of the ring, as Raven gets the early advantage and pushes Regal into the opposite corner. The ref asks for a clean break as Raven ignores the order and decks Regal right in the face*



Joey: Raven is still taking liberties with the rules.


*Raven continues to wail on Regal as he covers himself to avoid the full contact of his fists*


Tazz: I feel for Regal, who wants to face Raven in this warped state. Get in there Joey.


Joey: I don't feel safe behind this desk, no way am I getting in the ring with him.


*The ref tells Raven to stop with the closed fists as Raven gazes at him with that blank look as the ref backs off*


Tazz: The ref can't even get near him.



*Raven lifts up Regal and knocks him down with another stiuff punch*



Joey: He is just taking him apart, in a cold evil manner.


*With Regal reeling from the punches, Raven kneels down and locks Regal in a chinlock*



Tazz: Somewhere inside his mind, he can still wrestle.


*Raven slowly grins as he wrenches the hold causing Regal to cry out in pain*


Joey: Raven is sick, just sick.


*The crowd cheers on Regal as he tries to power out the hold. Raven pulls back and wrenches even harder*


Tazz: He is going to snap Regal in half.


Joey: Raven is demented, and a jackass on top of it.


*The sold out crowd continues to chant for Regal as he is able to make it to a vertical base and elbows in he midsection, allowing him to escape the hold*


Joey: I guess that Raven still feels some pain, just not a lot.


*Regal recovers and knocks Raven down with a clothesline and Raven gets up and Regal knocks him down with another one*



Tazz: Raven keeps getting up for more.


*Regal grabs Raven and locks him in a rear headlock*



Joey: Now, Regal works the ground game.


Tazz: He is trying to wear down Raven, which is a lot harder than it seems, Raven is very resilient, and can take a lot of punishment.



*Regal tightens the grip on Raven, who seems to not be very effected by the hold*



Joey: Raven doesn't seem to be in a lot of pain, this is not good.


*Regal lets go of the hold and grabs Raven and hoists him up and over with a gutwrench.*


Tazz: Regal is working over the midsection of Raven.



*Regal goes to lift Raven off the canvas, as Raven rakes the eyes, and downs Regal with a DDT*



Tazz: Where did that come from?



*Raven looks down at the prone body of Regal and a faint grin flashes across his face as he slowly walks to a corner and crouches down*



Tazz: Dark Assassin time?



*Raven's hand beckons for Regal to get up as his blank eyes briefly light up*



Joey: Raven is evil, pure, evil.



*Raven continues to await for Regal to get up, his cold gaze locked on Regal who begins to slowly get up. As Regal manages to turn around, Raven lunges at him and sends him back to the mat with a Dark Assassin*



Tazz: What impact, Regal has to be done.



*Looking down at Regal, Raven gazes at his fallen form, and slowly stalks back to the same corner and crouches down yet again*



Joey: Another Dark Assassin? Enough is enough, stop it Raven!!


*Raven is unable to hear Joey's feeble plees to stop as his cold eyes watch Regal getting up. Regal wobbles but manages to make it to his feet, as Raven lunges at him again. Catching this Regal tosses Raven away as he collides with the ref. Regal runs and Raven and hits a huge knee to the head, sending Raven down to the mat*



Joey: What a counter.


*Raven lies motionless on the canvas as Regal locks in the dreaded Regal Stretch*



Tazz: That hold hurts, believe me.


*Seeming to be in a bit of pain, Raven's hand rises in the air as the crowd chants for him to tap*



Tazz: Fight it Raven, fight it.



*His hand slowly goes to hit the canvas just as the lights suddenly cut out*


Joey: What is going on?


*The titontron begins to hum as we see static appear. Once the static dissapears, a dark image is shown in a room as the arena is covered by a mysterious voice*


??:Insanity has been Terminated. Fate is upon us, now, the evil shall reveal itself to all. The gate has been opened, you all have been warned, but, no one took the heed. Now, you all shall pay. Tonight, it begins. My first victim is in sight.



*The voice subsides as the tron slowly drips blood red drops as it eventually fades out*



Joey: Ok, what was that all about? The evil will reveal itself?


Tazz: I have no idea, but, I can't see anything.


*As the lights slowly come on, we see a figure dressed in black rush at Regal and kicking him in the head. The figure slides out of the ring as Raven rolls onto Regal as the ref stirs*


Joey: What was that?


Tazz: I don't know.



*The ref sees Raven's arm draped over Regal as he counts the pin*



Tazz: Raven has won, but, at what cost?


*Raven slowly makes it to his feet as his music plays, he raises his hands but the lights cut out again.*



Tazz: Now what?


Joey: How will we find out how Raven won?


*The voice once again begins to speak*



??: Now that the target has been destroyed, the true evil will now reveal it's true identity.



*The lights come back on as we see Raven face to face with his former ally Talena*


Tazz: No way, it can't be... can it?


Joey: I can't believe what I am seeing? I thought Talena was gone for good. But now, she is back. Is she going to attack Raven?


*Cameras shift back to Raven as he blankly stares at Talena. The cameras shift to Talena, as we indeed see that it is her, her trademark black X still in the middle of her forehead*



Tazz: This is unreal, we all thought that Talena vanished, but, here she is.



*Talena slowly approaches Raven, still with the blank look in his eyes*



Joey: What is going to happen, I hope they don't team up again, that is all we need.



*Talena looks into Raven's eyes and mouths that "the deed is complete, the evil has once again gone free"



Joey: What does that mean?



*Raven looks down at Regal, and then back to Talena, and the duo slowly embraces*



Joey: Oh god, we are in hell now. Two psychotic people.




*Pulling apart, Raven looks down at Regal and begins to laugh at him, seeming rather smug about things, his music once again begins to play as he acts like the greatest thing ever as he and Talena walk up the ramp leaving the crowd speechless*



Joey: What the hell? Raven is.... normal again?



Tazz: It looks like it Joey, he seems full of himself, which is good, I like having sane Raven around.



Winner by pinfall: Raven.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Walker is already in the ring after that shocking sequence.

Joey: I'm still stunned, Tazz. What the hell happened to Raven?

*Kane's pyro goes off*

Joey: AH!

Tazz: Ok...I'll give you a pass on that one cause that even startled ME...and I am a fearless...man.

*Kane comes out to a great pop from the crowd as he walks down to the ring all business...stepping over the ropes*

Joey: Let's try to focus on doing our jobs in this next match instead of wondering what goes on in Raven's seemingly bi-polar mind.

Tazz: Bi-polar? Have you stolen Punk's weed?

*Kane gets on the top rope as Walker wonders why a big man would be on the top rope*

Tazz: Move you dumbass!

*Kane jumps off and nails a top rope clothesline and pins Walker for the 1-2-3*

Joey: That's it!? I didn't even get to call anything in that match.

Tazz: All I got to do was call Walker a dumbass...damn it...I wish I could've gotten all sixty minutes of material I made up for him. It'd be longer and better than his WWE career!

Joey: Let's go to commercial...

*Commercials...promoting an Edge beanie*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

We cut to the entrance ramp. The Canadian National Anthem hits as Lance Storm comes out to major heat. Storm takes the mic as the fans chant 'USA'.

Storm: If I could be serious for a moment...I would like to say that if I could give this country an enema, I'd let the crap fly out to the city of New York City.

The fans start an eruption of boos.

Storm: They announced the nominations for Match of the Year on XWA.com...and if you didn't read them yourselves...wait...most of the Americans are illiterate...but I won't repeat them so you can actually get some legitimate education.

The fans begin to boo even more toward Storm as he chuckles to himself.

Storm: The winner is...The title match between Raven...and GM Iser.

*Redemption then begins to blare throughout the arena as the fans go completely insane. GM Iser appears on the stage, wearing a black shirt with blue flames all over it, and some black jeans. He coldly scowls at Lance, who retreats backstage. The GM steps up to grab the Slammy and does so very firmly.*

Joey: Speaking of attitude changes...what the hell has gotten into the GM? He just...isn't as cheerful anymore.

Tazz: You called Raven bi-polar earlier, Joey...that isn't true...but I think that term fits the GM right now...I am starting to get concerned for the man's well being.

*The GM also goes to grab the mic firmly before 'Suck it Up' begins to play on the system*

Tazz: Since this only happens once a show....I'll say it for the music makers...ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD! HE IS HERE!

*Raven then proceeds to take the mic before the GM could say a word. The GM's expression, surprisingly, doesn't change at all. Raven, on the other hand, looks like he won the lottery with how happy he is right now.*

Raven: First off, I would like to thank...you, actually GM...because we didn't have to wrestle in front of New York City.

The fans seem partially confused at Raven's statement, but some of them boo rabidly and quite loudly.

Raven: Wrestling in front of these idiots would be the day The New York Knicks win an NBA title, and the Lions win the Superbowl in the same calender year!

Even more fans join in on booing Raven although the rabid Dead Pool fans cheer that their leader is back to his usual form.

Raven: Secondly, I would like to thank the XWA announcer of the year, Tazz, for calling the match to the best of his ability, and making sure Joey Styles didn't have a complete orgasam like he normally would if he called the match by himself.

*Tazz nods his head in appreciation.*

Tazz: Appreciate it, Raven.

Raven: It's one thing if girls have orgasams over watching me in action because I am the Dark Lord and above a God...but when Joey does it...it stains the XWA name.

*The girls start to scream*

Raven: You all go back to the brothel to make pennies because my nuts may be safe for consumption, but they would become worse than the poisoned food China sends the US if you whores even TOUCHED them.

*The fans start booing even more, even though the majority are still confused*

Raven: What's with all the confused faces? Do you not understand greatness? Well, whatever...that's New York for you...but back to my list of people I should thank. Next... I want to thank...myself for being the best wrestler of this generation! I have proven for the longest amount of time that I can do just about anything I damn well please, and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Many have tried to do something about it. Matt Hardy tried and he's swimming with the fishes. Rey Mysterio tried many times and he is probably in a coma from how badly I kicked his ass last time. RVD has tried in two major occasions and failing just like any common person would. He couldn't even beat me at his favorite type of match...the ladder match...so I completely took him out in hell in a cell.

*Raven starts laughing, feeling incredibly proud of himself for doing all the things he listed*

Joey: I'm almost starting to miss the insane Raven because the sane one is starting to make me sick.

Tazz: That makes one of us...I on the otherhand, am enjoying Raven pwning these fools.

*The GM then swiftly snatches the mic from Raven's hand as the crowd gives him a huge pop for doing so.*

Tazz: That's a sin!

Joey: Then thank God the GM is a big sinner.

*Raven gives the GM a mix look of anger and astonishment that he got the mic taken away from him. We see Raven mouth 'What are you doing?' toward the GM. The GM stays silent for a couple more seconds before finally speaking*

Iser: For once...in your life...would you shut...the hell...up.

Joey: A-MEN!

Tazz: This is one crappy church...

*Raven shouts at a stagehand to give him another mic so he can keep talking as the GM continues to speak with a tone matching his demeanor...cold.*

Iser: Are you...out of your damn mind...after the stunt you just pulled?

*The stage hand gives Raven another mic as the GM waits for Raven to give an answer. Raven looks at the GM confused.*

Raven: Stunt? What the hell are you talking about? I'm not Jeff Hardy. I don't jump off of buildings or get chokeslamed through glass like you do. May-be it's finally all starting to get to your head, 'boss'.

Iser: If that's the case, then may-be me giving you the Black Magic onto a chair must have killed YOUR head. For the last couple months, all you have done is terrorize the roster on a complete rampage...acting like a man who needed to be commited to an insane asylum and put down. Hell, when the doors to hell in a cell closed when I was watching that match...I saw a SMILE creep into your face.

Raven: Smile? I don't remember smiling in hell in a cell. I do remember sending that stoner through the cell door with the Dark Assassin.

Iser: The tape doesn't lie, Raven.

Raven: Maybe I was thinking about stealing Mickie away from you for some reason.

Iser: Don't even go there, Raven. It's bad enough dealing with a psycho monster, a guy who has the mannerisims of a viper, and a guy who basicly robbed the XWA title away from me when I rightfully won it from you....so don't even go there.

Joey: Combustable elements here, Tazz.

Tazz: Are you gonna put JR'S BBQ sauce on my nachos you twit?

Joey: ...

*Tazz munches on one of his nachos with cheese quickly*

Tazz: Yeah, these two might go at it again right now!

*A slight pause follows before Raven gets one of those 'light bulb' moments*

Raven: Speaking of losing their damn minds. Let's talk about you, my friend. What the hell have you been thinking the last couple of weeks? Why did YOU stick me in hell in a cell? I didn't mind wrestling in it, but you never gave me a valid reason why I would walk into that structure that could possibly end my career if I was facing someone much more threatening. Was it merely because I was brutally honest about people who religiously do the high flying style? That style was only invented so idiotic people could get a quick jerk off because their mental capacity and attention span are too damn small. I succeeded in my mission of destroying the high flyers that I've wanted to destroy. They have all bowed before The Dark Lord.

*The fans boo, but the GM's facial expression doesn't change*

Iser: If you...even have a shread of respect for this company...you will listen to what I am about to say.

*Raven rolls his eyes at the GM*

Raven: Go ahead and humor me.

Iser: You remember when this company was in it's infancy and all you were doing was acting like Scott Levy?

Raven: No shit, smart one. You're acting like I had just come out of a coma and not remembered anything.

Iser: You also remember who gave you the green light to be yourself, right?

Raven: Stop quizzing me because you are wasting air time, TMB time, and most importantly...MY TIME.

Iser: Your time? Yeah, you are back to your old self. Let me close by saying this, Raven...what comes around goes around...and for all the people that you have left in a heap...and in a pool of blood...the redemption for those sins...is double fold. You may be The Dark Lord, I'm not denying that, or anything that you have accomplished, but a lord by the name of Jesus was put up on a cross for sins yet unknown...and I think your punishment will be far worse than that.

Raven shakes his head at a moment and teases to starting a fight for a moment before laughing.

Raven: For all the enemies you have made lately with your clouded judgment...I'd watch your back.

*We then see Orton is behind the GM, ready to strike*

Joey: TURN AROUND, BOSS! DAMN IT!

*The GM turns around and Orton drops the GM on the hard floor with an RKO and his face plobs with a loud thud as the entire crowd gasps. Raven points and laughs at the fallen GM as Orton sets up his punt kick where the GM recently had stiches. CM Punk runs out to try to save the GM but Raven drop toe holds Punk so he goes flying off the stage*

Tazz: There goes a flying monkey!

*The GM crawls to all fours to try to get up, but Orton punt kicks the GM where he had stiches and as soon as the GM falls back down, we see blood start pouring out from where he had stiches. Orton stares down, smirking with approval as Raven points and laughs some more*

Joey: This was absolutely disgusting...

*The crowd is in absolute shock, some are booing, but the most are completely stunned at Raven's complete transformation*

*Commercials...promoting the Badd Blood DVDs*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Orton's voices theme is continuing to blare out as he walks down to the ring...and the GM is being helped backstage.

Joey: Will Normal Smile receive the same fate as our GM?

*Mae Young's piano music hits as Normal Smile comes out dancing down to the ring.*

Tazz: What horrible dancing.

*Smile gets up to the top rope, but Orton shoves the ref into the top rope and Smile gets crotched*

Joey: Ow...

Tazz: More nuts unsafe for consumption.

*Orton then gets Smile in the DDT position and drops him with that vile DDT that he does. He then covers Smile 1-2-3*

Joey: Good lord, it's over already.

*Orton then stares coldly down at Smile before picking him back up so he's on fours and then Punt kicking him as the fans boo.*

Joey: Good God...

Tazz: Two victims tonight.

Joey: Next...it's hair vs beard.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

Tazz: That's right Joey, it's Raven vs Mike Knox, the loser will have his beard shaved. Since, let's face it, Mike is going down.


I Don't Belong Here Anymore


*Suck It Up begins to play as smoke covers the entrance ramp*


Joey: This will be the third time we see Raven tonight, the man who seems to be back to normal. I still have no clue what happened to him.



*Raven comes out through the smoke and stands in front of it as a big grin forms on his face as he raises the Devil Horns above his head as some pyro goes off behind him. Lowering his hands he smugly smirks side to side as Talena appears behind him. Together they make their way to the barber's chair as the camera zooms in on the various shavers and shaving cream*


Tazz: Raven seems very confident about this match, and he should be. Knox is a moron.


*Raven gloats to the fans as he runs his hands through his long hair as the girls begin to scream loudly*


Joey: I still can't get over it, Raven is normal, how?


Tazz:Stop asking questions.



*Mike Knox's music plays as the tall man steps onto the stage. The camera zooms in on his beard as he turns to look at Raven*



Tazz: Say goodbye to your beard Knox.



*Knox begins to walk towards Raven who rushes at Knox and sends him crashing to the steel ramp with a Dark Assassin*



Tazz: Dark Assassin for the second time connects tonight!!


Joey: Good lord.


*As Knox lays motionless on the ramp, Raven covers Knox and gets the win*


Tazz: I told you, Knox would lose his beard.



*Raven's music begins to play as Raven motions for someone to come out from the back. JBL walks out and helps Raven put Knox in the barber chair*



Joey: It looks like JBL is going to help Raven rid Knox of his massive beard.


*Raven empties a ton of shaving cream into his hands as he begins to apply it to Knox's beard. JBL grabs the nearest razor and begins to shave the bushy beard.*


Tazz: That is a lot of beard Joey, but, it looks like JBL is getting it removed.


*JBL gets the electric razor and begins to shave off the last remnents of his beard as Raven stands behind Knox and raises the Devil Horns as the crowd boos loudly*



Tazz: No more beard for Knox.


*JBL slaps Knox across the face and shows him his beardless face in the mirror and Clotheslines him out of the chair. Raven and JBL shake hands and walk to the back as Knox is out cold on the ramp*




Winner via Pinfall: Raven

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Joey Styles presented the most shocking moment, and that went to The Dead Pool breaking Kane's arm. Ironically, Rhino came on the stage to accept the award. Then Rhino, on behalf of Raven who was busy 'reading his second speech', announced that Benjamin would face Kane. Kane and Shelton wreslted for about 10 minutes before Rhino and Raven attacked them both for the double DQ. Soon, a crazed GM Iser, still bleeding and not running as fast as he had, came in and swung for Raven's head and Rhino's head. They both bailed, but Iser then saw Kane and cracked him in the head with the chair and left.

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Back in the GM's office, we see a bloodied GM with two doctors looking at his laceration. Mickie in her jeans and blue tank top looks on in concern.

Doctor 1: We have come to a conclusion.

Doctor 2: You need stitches.

Iser just seems uncaring.

Mickie: I...don't think...he cares.

Doctor 1: We also advice you to not compete, sir, if that is possi---

Iser just glares at doctor 1, unnerving what he was about to say.

Doctor 2: Yeah, we think you may have the signs of a concussion.

Iser then shoots his glare at the second doctor.

Doctor 2: Yes, you may be concussed, so tell me, how many fingers am I holding up?

*The doctor holds up three fingers.*

Iser: Three, now answer me this...how many fingers am I holding up?

*Iser flips the doctor the middle finger*

Mickie: Does it look like he gives a crap? Nope, so leave so he can prepare to go Rhino hunting unless you want to be caught in the crossfire.

Doctor: But what authority do you ha---

*The GM stands up*

Iser: She has as much authority around here as I do.

The Doctors: But...

*The GM then picks up the chair he used on Kane and cracks BOTH doctor's over the head with it*

Iser: Rhino's skull will soon be permenantly crushed...and this blue chair will be dyed red with his blood...

*Commercials*

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Q.R.: Iser beat Rhino in 20 minutes via small package after Rhino tried to cheat, so Iser used the ropes on the small package to win. Afterwords, Kane came out and chokeslamed them both. Kane and Benjamin also went no contest when Raven and Rhino attacked them both after 15 minutes...until a bloodied GM Iser runs down and chases everyone off and then he hits Kane in the head with a chair.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*JBL's music plays as he and Tazz come out and walk towards the podium*


Joey: JBL and Tazz are set to reveal the winner of the biggest slammy we have here in XWA: Superstar of the year.


JBL: Good evening. We are here to honor the elite superstars in XWA. Tonight, we will award the Slammy for the Superstar of the year. Now, let's take a look at our nominees.


Tazz: Our first nominee: KANE!!!!


*Kane is shown backstage laughing evilly as the crowd cheers loudly. The titontron shows Kane chokeslamming Rhino*



JBL: The second Nominee: ROB VAN DAM!!


*The crowd cheers loudly as we see a short clip of RVD moonsaulting Raven through the table*



Tazz: Our third nominee: The GM himself: GM Iser!!!!


*The GM is shown backstage still bleeding as he look coldly at the camera*


Joey: The GM is still in rough shape. Maybe winning this award will make him happy.


*The titontron shows the GM doing various high impact moves*



JBL: The Fourth Nominee: The Dark Lord Raven!!!!!


*The fan boo loudly as we see Raven backstage, grinning smugly with Talena by his side. We see Raven Dark Assassin RVD through the cell*


Tazz: Our final nominee: The XWA Champion, The Rated R Superstar: Edge!!!!!



*The crowd boos loudly again as Edge is shown, a smirk across his face as the XWA title is slung around his shoulder. The tron plays a clip of Edge spearing CM Punk*



JBL: Talk about a lot of great choices. Let's not waste anymore time.


Tazz: The winner of the Superstar of the Year is.....



*Tazz opens the envelope and shows it to JBL, who smiles and nods.


Tazz: THE DARK LORD RAVEN!!!!!!!



*Suck It Up plays as smoke covers the entrance ramp. JBL and Tazz clap as Raven steps out of the smoke seeming rather proud of himself. He walks towards Tazz anf JBL and shakes both their hands. JBL presents him with the award as Raven steps up to the podium.*



Raven: I don't know what to say. I knew this was going to happen, but, I didn't write down a speech.


Joey: Oh lord.



Raven: First of all, I would like to request the audio truck cut Joey's mic off, I don't want him talking over my moment of triumph.


Joey: Why that bas-


*Joey is cut off as his audio was dropped*



Raven: I came to XWA with one goal in mind, to become the world champion. I achieved that goal, and assumes my role as the most dominant wrestler in the history of this business. Not just in XWA, but, all around the world. I was the biggest Blockbuster to have ever stepped foot inside a wrestling ring, I was talked about non-stop. Every wrestling company wanted me to join, but, I stuck here in XWA. I have given you people countless great moments, moments that will go down in history. I have given all of you countless classic matches, matches that other organaztaions wish they could have. I held the XWA title over a year. I have the best win-loss record in history, I have only lost twice. Yet, no matter all my acomplishments, no matter how great a match I have, no matter how much effort I put into each and every match, I get no respect from you, the XWA fans. You all sit there and boo me, and call me a jackass, and tell me I have no talent. Well, if I had no talent, would I be able to brag about beating legends in this business. Let's not forget, I have beaten Sting, I have beaten Kurt Angle, I have beaten Rob Van Dam, I have destroyed two companies in my wake, WWE and TNA. Yet, no matter what I do, I am never appreciated. So, with this award, I shove all of that in your face. I will NEVER wrestle for you people, I dedicate this award to myself, for having to put with all of you for over two years.



*The crowd jeers loudly as JBL and Tazz clap in appreciation of Raven*



Raven: See, no respect. But, you people are the least of my worries right now. I have a ton of people I would like to thank. I would like to thank Bret Hart. Bret was my first true wrestling idol, and without him, I would not bhe standing here now. Scott Levy, for having the greatest gimmick and wrestling mind of all time. Thank you for allowing me to carry on your legacy in the early stages of my career. I would like to extend my deepest thanks to Tazz and John Bradshaw Layfield, who don't let their biased views come into play, and for calling all my matches ot the best of their abilities. You both have taught me a lot about wrestling, and I wouldn't be here without your lessons. So, I thank you both.


*Cameras show JBL and Tazz nodding gratefully and Joey is shown screaming but, no audio is heard*



Raven: I would like to thank all my great friends here in XWA. My fellow Canadians in The Canadian Revolution. Edge,Lance, Christian Cage, I have learned a lot from you as well. Plus, as we know here in the States, us Canadians have to stick together. I look forward to continue our domination of XWA Together. My Fellow Dead Pool amigos: Vampiro X, my best friend in the wrestling world, I can't wait for you to come back and help me destroy XWA. Rhino, I had one of my greatest feuds with you, and I am happy to be aligned with you. You are the true monster of XWA. The Miz and John Morrison, I think you both are very talented, and I am honored you accepted my invitation to join my group. Last but not least, I would like to thank Talena. In the beginning of XWA, you were around to see my destruction and choas. But, down the road you dissapeared, but, now you are back, so, we can pick up where we left off.



*The crowd is heard getting restless as they continue to boo the Dark Lord loudly*


Raven: You people never give up do you? I also would like to thank all the various high flyers I have faced. Because of you, I can now lay claim to having killed that fighting styles once and for all. To all of my Fan Clb Members, who truly appreciate me, I thank all of you. This award is for all of you as well. To the GM, thanks for signing me, I am sure you are happy to be working me the greatest wrestler alive. It is truly your honor. With this award, I can now say I am the greatest wrestler to have ever lived. I have done more than most legends, and I am still rather young. I expect more title reigns in my future. So, all of you XWA fans, you better get used to seeing more of me. I can assure all of you, I will be invading your tv sets for many more years to come.



*Raven grins and hoists up his Slammy as his music plays and a ton of pyro and fireworks go off. The camera zooms in on Raven grinning as the scene fades out*