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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Oct 27, 2008 22:06:43 GMT -5
GM Iser and Mickie James vs Santino and Zane
Rhino vs Abyss in a hardcore match
Kane vs Miz in a hardcore match
Shelton Benjamin promo
Edge vs Shelton Benjamin in a champion vs champion match.
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 16, 2008 1:20:01 GMT -5
*The usual pyro goes off as Joey and Tazz welcome us to Revolution*
Joey: Hello everyone, and welcome to Revolution!
*Santino's music hits as the fans begin to boo as Santino, Beth, and Zane come out*
Tazz: The newest faction in XWA...Barton...
Joey: You just Santinoed.
Tazz: So?
*The trio enter the ring*
Santino: Listen to me-yah...I am Santino Marella, and I tell you that we will rule this federation with iron fists...and we will even take out-ah our infamous General Massager...
Joey: Doesn't he mean the GM?
*Redemption soon begins to play as the fans go crazy in anticipation*
Tazz: I don't think I want to be Santino right now...
*Iser and Mickie James emerge from the ring of fire as the duo step over the flames and head out to enter the ring.*
Joey: I see they're both in matching kilt and black shirt attire...Mickie's in the form of a tank top...
Tazz:*Drools*
*Iser and Mickie slide under the ring. Santino walks up to the GM but the GM kicks him in the gut and DDTs him on the mat. Zane realizes what's going on, but Mickie kicks HIM in the gut and does her MICK DDT to Mr Barron. The GM throws Santino out of the ring as Mickie goes to cover Zane. The GM then senton dives ontop of Santino as Mickie gets the 1-2-3.*
Joey: HAH! Zane got beat by a girl!
Tazz:*Drools*
Joey: Uh...partner
*Tazz continues to drool*
Joey: TAZZ!
Tazz: WHAT!?
Joey: The match is over.
Tazz: Damn, I was just enjoying myself...
Joey: Ok King...
*The GM and Mickie slide under the ring and walk up the ramp as Beth checks on Santino on the outside*
*Commercial promoting the Dead Pool Beanies*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 16, 2008 1:29:14 GMT -5
*Abyss is already in the ring and setting up a table...suddenly, we see Rhino dart through the crowd and into the ring and he's already got Abyss set up for something*
Joey: Oh God.
*Rhino then GORES Abyss through the table*
Tazz/Joey: OH MY GOD!
*Rhino then covers Abyss for the 1-2-3*
Joey: That was quick...
*Commercials*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 16, 2008 1:35:17 GMT -5
Backstage, we catch up with the GM who just swiped a bottle of gatorade from a catering table. Mickie is right next to him.
GM: The last couple months, Mickie...have been really stressful.
Mickie nods in concern.
GM: As much as I hate to admit, you are the only ally that has been reliable...at all...
*The GM then sighs*
GM: I think some sort of poison that I don't know of is starting to get into my system...but what...I don't know...
Mickie: May-be it's how you lost the title...you've never really been the same since.
*The GM then shrugs his shoulders*
GM: That's just part of it...but it's like something else is missing as well...like there are two pieces from my heart that got...just...amputated via a guilitine...
*The duo then walk down the hall a little bit and then they see CM Punk*
Punk: Hey man...it's finally great to be fully recovered from the concussion.
*Punk then runs around in a circle*
Iser: May-be now you got post concussion syndrome...but whatever, I'll be in the GM's office if you need me...
*The GM walks away a bit flustered, and annoyed with Punk as Mickie follows him as Punk is left scratching his head*
Punk: Hm...I wonder what that was all ab--
*Suddenly, we see someone swiftly come into the picture and spearing Punk, revealing to be Edge*
Edge: I've been wanting to do that since I saw Raven do it...damn it felt good.
*Edge walks back off camera*
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 16, 2008 1:46:39 GMT -5
*Miz's music begins to play as The Miz comes out for his giant match*
Joey: I really pity this man.
*Before Miz can enter the ring, a wall of fire appears ahead of him*
Tazz: What...the...hell
*Inside the Fire begins to play*
Joey: Uh-oh...
*Kane then shows up behind Miz, who is stunned in fear*
Tazz: Turn around...
Joey: I don't think he should.
*Miz does turn around and is met with a goozle and then a chokeslam on the ramp by an angry Kane*
Kane: You think it's funny now?
*Kane then lets out an evil laugh*
Kane: I will show you my sense of humor then.
*Kane then goes backstage real quick and then grabs a chair and starts jabbing it at Miz's stomach multiple times.*
Joey: Oh Lord...I don't know what that match with Rhino brought out in Kane but...it's the old monster we saw when he first debuted here!
Tazz: I don't think we can call him soft...by his standards...anymore.
*John Morrison runs down with a chair and hits Kane in the head which stuns him a bit...Then Morrison picks Miz up and they both flee with Kane right behind them. The wall of fire finally goes down*
Joey: Miz better be thankful his partner, Morrison made it.
Tazz: The Palace of Wisdom didn't speak there...he acted.
*The cameras cut backstage where we see the two fleeing and Kane right behind them*
Kane: What's the matter...you two afraid of the gates of hell?
*Kane then lets out yet another evil laugh*
Morrison: NOW, DAMN IT NOW!
*We then see Rhino spring into action ready to Gore Kane, but Kane sidesteps Rhino, but Rhino puts the breaks on before he crashes into a wall. The two then begin to brawl as Morrison and Miz escape the scene and security armed with stun guns start to break it up, using the stun guns. The two shrug off the stun guns briefly before finally succumbing to it.*
Joey: I think it was smart of the GM to arm the guards with stun guns, Tazz.
Tazz: Those two would've mauled everything backstage if they didn't, Joseph...
Joey: It's Joey.
Tazz: Who gives a fuck?
Joey: Me.
Tazz: Meaning nobody, so shut up.
*Commercials*
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Post by #HEEL Dark Lord on Nov 16, 2008 15:53:17 GMT -5
*Back from commercials, we see Shelton Benjamin standing in a hallway as he is positioned in front of a camera*
Shelton: You know, I am sure a lot of you think I am going to talk about my match with the XWA Champion, Edge. But, I will get to him in a moment. Right now, I would like to adress the growing problem here in XWA. A certain person is going around and taking out innocent people, all because he has a problem with that style. Now, I can be associated with that group, but, I like to think I am more technical than that. Raven, you need to stop attacking the high flyers, because, if you don't, I might just have to face you myself. Trust me, you don't want that to happen. Now, to you Edge. I have the chance to get a victory over the XWA Champion, and, I am not going to ruin this chance. I am going to beat you, then, become one step closer to showing everyone that I am the best athlete here in XWA.
*As Shelton finishes talking, we hear the sound of clapping as the camera pans around to show Raven approaching Shelton*
Raven: I couldn't help but overhear your little speech Shelton. You said that I wouldn't want to face you in a match. Mistake me if I am wrong, but who has taken out, Rey Mysterio, Vito, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Sabu, and RVD? Was it you? I don't think so. The honor belongs to me.
*Raven grins at Shelton who is holding himself back from attacking Raven*
Raven: You know, you shouldn't be worrying about me, you should worry about your match with Edge. It would be a shame if you lost focus in such a huge match. Just remember one thing Shelton, it would be wise not to make assumptions in your situation, you never know, the one thing you desire, might actually come true.
*Raven pushes past Shelton and laughs as Shelton stares at his retreating form*
Tazz: That was a tense situation, Shelton needs to learn to shut his trap.
~Commercials~
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Post by The Messiah of Human Torture on Nov 30, 2008 19:19:24 GMT -5
Q.R.: Edge defeats Benjamin via a spear in 15 minutes. Benjamin had control of the match toward the later portions until Raven appeared on the ramp, clutching at his somewhat injured ribs and walking down...distracting Benjamin...who then turns around into a spear.
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