Redemption

[The Messiah of Human Torture]

Opening match: Shelton Benjamin vs Zane for the TV Title

Kane vs Rhino in a Street Fight

GM Iser vs Orton vs Undertaker in an anything goes Triple Threat match

Vampiro X vs Edge for the XWA Heavyweight Title in a 2 out of 3 falls match

Hell in a Cell: Raven vs RVD

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*A-lot of pyro goes off as the camera spins around to get a shot of the twenty thousand people in attendance, the majority wearing their San Jose State Uniforms*

Joey: HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO OUR FIRST REDEMPTION PAY PER VIEW! XWA IS GETTING EVEN BIGGER WITH A COUPLE MORE PAY PER VIEWS! I'm Joey Styles and along side JBL.

JBL: At-least I'm not in Eugene Oregon with all them duck fuckers.

Joey: Come on, John. We got matches to call, let's do our job.

JBL: Then you and I can have a match, and I can clothesline your head all the way to Toronto, home of the GOD of wrestling, Raven.

*Bruises plays as Zane, Santino, and Beth come out*

JBL: Here comes the trio of overdosing comedy.

Joey: Scott Levy should've hung around these guys when he was creating his nest in ECW...it'd be damn entertaining.

JBL: Yeah, they are better than the Blue Meanie.

*Santino grabs a mic*

Santino: Listen to me-ya. The man-ah that comes out to bruises will make sure-ah Sheldon Bitchuman wil be get'n lots of'm and not have-a the television championship of the world.

*The fans boo the group*

Santino: Dont'a make me...send Beth after all of you...sillycon eating bafoons.

*The fans laugh then boo*

(AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!)

Joey: Thank God.

*Shelton Benjamin comes out with Funaki behind him. The crowd pops for Benjamin and Funaki*

JBL: Well, Benjamin doesn't look amused.

*Santino hides behind Beth as Benjamin runs into the ring*

Joey: Here we go, our first of two title defenses.

*Zane goes to clothesline Shelton but he gets a T-Bone Suplex instead as Beth and Santino look on in horror*

JBL: Damn...I don't think the title is changing hands.

*Santino goes up to distract the ref, but Funaki runs onto the top rope and dropkicks Santino off the apron. Beth then catches Santino from falling onto the ground*

Joey: There goes Santino.

*Benjamin drags Zane up and drops him with the Pay Dirt!*

JBL: PAY DIRT! TIME TO PAY UP THE MONEY HE'S OWED SO HE CAN CASH IT IN THE BANK, THIS ONE IS OVER!

*Benjamin covers as the fans shout 1-2-3 as the ref counts it*

Joey: He retained!

*Benjamin gets his TV title and rolls out of the ring celebrating with it as Funaki taunts at Santino*

*PPV advert on the next XWA PPV, Badd Blood, and on a Dead Pool t-shirt*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*As the advert ends we are taken to a shot of the empty arena, with the Hell in a Cell surrounding the ring. The camera zooms in and we see Raven standing against the cell as he coldy glares up at the lens*


Raven: Tonight, hell comes to XWA. Inside this sadistic structure, two men will enter, and only one will exit. Tonight, I get to trap a high flyer in this confined space, and in the process mangle him and rip his limbs off his body. Rob Van Dam, you deserve to be in hell with me. You have made my life a living hell since you came to this company. Your constant nagging of getting an unfair title shot has stuck with me all this time.


*Ravens runs his hand against the cold steel as he lowers his head down, causing the blond hair to hide his cold gaze*


Raven: But, my hell will end tonight. I will end your career, and in the process, get rid of that cursed High Flying garbage. Whether the GM realized it or not, by putting me in this match against you, he basically signed your death penality. Much like, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, and Jeff Hardy, you too will be taken out, eliminated, destroyed, wiped off the face of the earth, and you only have yourself to thank. Your high flying ways put you here, and they won't save you this time.


*Raven lifts his head back up and grins evilly at the camera*


Raven: Tonight Rob, tonight hell shows up at your doorstep, and it will break the door down, in the process, crushing your soul, and mutilating your body. Tonight, I will have my Redemption, and you Rob, what will you have?


*Raven punches the cell wall causing it to buckle and shake as he scowls in the lens*


Raven: Rob, tonight, you will have your execution.


*Raven coldy glares at the screen as it slowly fades to black*

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Joey: Powerful words from Raven there, JBL.

JBL: I think I smell poo...cause you did a number two.

Joey: I did not. You farted.

JBL: Bullshit, you shat yourself because you are intimidated by Raven!

Joey: Let's just get ready for the next match.

*Voices begins to play as the fans give Orton a mixed reaction as he coldly walks down the ramp*

Joey: Orton is a confused individual trying to make an impact.

JBL: This is a good time to do so.

*Orton enters the ring, with a glare*

*Redemption starts to play as the fans get confused*

Joey: What the hell?

JBL: What is going on?

*A ring of fire then is seen at the center of the stage*

Joey: What in God's name is this? I thought Raven was scary enough.

*Soon we see a figure with blond hair covering his face wearing a black kilt, black elbow pads, a black trench coat, some black wrestling boots, and a black knee brace for his left knee. The fans explode into a huge pop as he steps over the ring of fire as it is the GM*

Joey: What an entrance...

JBL: Now you took a number one Joey. GET A HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND BODILY FUNCTIONS!

Joey: ...

*The GM walks slowly to the ring before sliding under the ropes. He gives Orton the middle finger and Orton responds by punching the GM in the face before he can get his coat off. The two begin to brawl immedietely*

Joey: Oh man, fireworks already.

*The GM knees Orton in the gut and then in the face. Orton slides out of the ring, enraged.*

(GONG)

Joey: Uh-oh...

*Undertaker comes out as his music plays at his normal pace. The GM sees Taker coming. The GM quickly takes off his coat, springs to the top rope and as Taker approaches the ring, a suicide senton toward Taker, but Taker catches him in like a bear hug and then slams the GM onto the steel poll*

Joey: Good lord, what strength.

*The GM clutches at his back as Orton comes up behind Taker and pushes him so his head goes into the same steel poll*

JBL: The man has a brain, Joey. You need one too.

*Orton throws the GM back into the ring and then Taker as he slides in as the match offically begins*

Joey: Oh look, a bell!

JBL: This is not Extremely Crappy Wrestling, Joey.

*Orton sees Taker getting up first at he starts clubbing at Taker with fists of fury. Taker then goozles Orton really quick*

Joey: Already?

*Taker lifts Orton up for a chokeslam, but Orton jumps behind Taker. Taker turns around and gets the trademarked Orton backbreaker*

Joey: Ow.

*The GM gets up, and Orton trys to clothesline the GM, but he ducks. The both spring off the ropes. The GM again ducks an Orton clothesline, but the GM hits a spinning wheel kick on Orton. The GM then springs to the ropes to go for the B.M.E., but sees Taker getting to his knees so he delivers a missle dropkick to Taker's face to bend his knees back.*

Joey: That did not look pretty.

JBL: I don't care how good you are...that will mess your knees up...and that hurt me watching.

*The GM and Orton give eachother a glance and they both pick up Taker*

Joey: Some teamwork?

*The GM gives Taker a low dropkick to the back of his left knee, and then Orton delievers his dropkick to Taker's face bending his knees up again.*

Joey: Good lord.

*The GM then jumps to the top rope and hits his B.M.E. on Taker while Taker's in that bad position!*

JBL: That has to be a broken knee cap.

*Orton then turns on the GM with a kick to the gut and a DDT that turns the GM nearly inside out*

Joey: That's a concussion.

*Orton covers the GM, but 1-2 but the GM kicks out*

Joey: Too early.

*Taker sits up and is angry now. He sees Orton and grabs him with both hands by the throat and starts wailing away at him at the corner*

JBL: I felt those fists of fury before...they are not fun at all.

*Taker then lifts Orton up for snake eyes and connects. He then hits his big boot, but then clutches at his left knee quickly*

Joey: That probably wasn't the wisest move for Taker to do.

*Iser stumbles up, but Taker grabs him by the throat now with one hand and lifts him up for a chokeslam and does so...from the inside of the ring to the outside!*

JBL: Oh my God.

*Orton charges at Taker, but Taker back body drops Orton out of the ring*

Joey: Don't tell me we're gonna see what I think we might.

*Taker then waits for Orton to get up, and the GM stumbles up a little too. Taker then dives over the top rope ontop of both of them!*

Joey: OH MY GOD!

*The fans begin their first holy shit chant of the night*

JBL: That was insane. Taker is in his fourties!

*Taker, Orton and the GM are both a little exhausted on the outside. Taker gets to his feet first and picks the GM up. He military presses him over his head, but the GM rakes at Taker's eyes and then counters with a reverse DDT on the floor*

Joey: What a thud.

*Orton then gets up and kicks the GM in the gut and lifts him up for a suplex, but gordbusters the GM so his gut hits the steel steps! Taker then gets up and clotheslines Orton on the outside. Taker then gets on the apron to do his legdrop to the GM. He doesn't connect at the GM rolls out of the way in the nick of time.*

JBL: He had that move scouted from the last time they fought.

*The GM then slides into the ring, waiting for Taker to get up. He starts to, and the GM baseball slides Taker in the mouth, knocking him down. Orton however slides back into the ring and waits for the GM to turn around. He does and Orton goes for the RKO, but the GM pushes him off so he bounces off the ropes, but Orton rebounds with a lariet.*

JBL: Couldn't have done that lariet much better myself.

Joey: Oh please...

*Orton then sees the GM down and stomps on his left knee, and then the left foot...*

Joey: We know what's coming*

*Orton then stomps on the right foot, and the right knee of the GM...before heading over for his right hand to stomp on that. Then the right elbow*

JBL: He's coming back toward the other side.

*Orton then rubs the soul of his boot on the GM's face befor stomping him in the head. Soon, he stomps on his left arm, then the left hand...then back on the left knee again.*

Joey: It's the Orton Galven Stomp...and he got the cycle.

*Taker then slides in...he kicks Orton in the gut and lifts him up for the last ride. He then connects with it.*

JBL: LAST RIDE! THANKS FOR COMING RANDY ORTON!

*Taker covers 1...2...and the GM shoves Taker off of Orton to break up the three count*

JBL: What a save by the GM.

*The GM dropkicks Taker at the left knee to take him down to a knee. The GM then charges for his shining wizard. He then charges but Taker goozles him and chokeslams him a second time.*

Joey: That's it.

*Taker covers the GM. 1-2...Orton kicks Taker in the gut to break up the pin.*

JBL: Orton's hurting, Joey.

*Orton is begging for Taker to get up. Taker stumbles up and gets dropped with the RKO!*

Joey: RKO! THAT'S IT! ORTON MADE HIS IMPACT COVER!

*Orton covers 1-2...and the GM hits his shining wizard on Orton with a big gasp*

JBL: Good night.

*Orton rolls out of the ring to clutch at his face, as the GM stumbles up, but Taker kicks Iser in the gut and lifts him up for the last ride*

Joey: This will cripple the GM.

*The GM hits Taker in the face two times with a pair of fists, and then nails a hurricarana counter!*

Joey: WHAT A COUNTER THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY! IT'S THE FIRST TIME THE GM HAS USED THE ISER SPECIAL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT A YEAR!

*The GM then rolls over and applys the sharpshooter to Taker*

JBL: HE HAS IT HOOKED! TAKER'S KNEES HAVE TAKEN ABUSE!

*Taker trys to crawl over to the ropes, but the GM drags him back to the center. Taker screams in agony before finally starting to tap*

Joey: No way! He made Taker tap! What a victory.

*The bell rings and the ref orders the GM to let go of the sharpshooter but he refuses to*

Joey: I think he wants to make sure Taker can't haunt him anymore for at-least a good while.

*Finally the GM lets go and scowls at his handywork. Orton stumbles up holding his head is a bit upset as the GM walks up the ramp to celebrate his victory*

The winner in 14:09 via The Iser Special...GM Iser

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*Backstage we see Mickie running to the GM backstage and they share a quick hug. We see Punk run around in a quick circle*

Punk: You got the demon of your back, man.

GM Iser: I would like it if you didn't run around in circles though...

*Punk rolls his eyes as the GM puts his arm around Mickie as Coach comes around*

Coach: Congratulations on your victory...do you have any comment on the end.

Iser: Step one...complete...steps two and three...will be at Badd Blood.

*The trio then leave the camera sight*

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*Rhino's music hits as he steps onto the stage, beating his chest before raising his arms as pyro goes off and the crowd boos loudly*


JBL: This fued has really picked up over the last few weeks, The War Machine, vs The Big Red Machine, this will by a slug fight.


Joey: Two monsters beating eachother senseless in this Street Fight.


*Rhino rushes down the ramp as he slides into the ring, he climbs up the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as the crowd continues to boo*


JBL: Ever since Kane returned, he has been gunning for Rhino, will he get his revenge tonight?


* A large explosion is heard as the stage erupts in flames as "Slow Chemical" begins to play as the flames continue to shoot up the ramp. Kane emerges from the back, each step he takes down the ramp, the flames shoot higher and higher*



JBL: Hellfire and Brimestone, here is the one and only Kane.


Joey: This is not going to be pretty. A lot of punches, a lot of brutality.


JBL: What did you expect from these two? Chain wrestling?


*As Kane goes to climb into the ring, Rhino charges at him and knocks him off the apron, sending him to the ground*


JBL: He didn't waste any time.



*Rhino picks Kane up and tosses him into the ring steps, as Kane's body bounces off with a loud thud*



Joey: Rhino taking it right to Kane.


*With Kane down, Rhino bends down and begins to put the boots to Kane as the crowd boos loudly. Rhino takes some time to mouth off with the fans, allowing Kane to regain his composure*


JBL: Don't waste time on this people Rhino, keep on the attack, you have Kane where you want him.


Joey: I don't think he does anymore.



*As Rhino turns from insulting the fan, he is met with a stiff uppercut to the throat that sends him to the floor*


JBL: What a shot.


*Kane drags Rhino to his feet and whips him into the barricade, sending Rhino backfirst and crashing over the barricade into the crowd*


Joey: This is not good, security, keep the fans out of the way.


*Kane climbs over the barricade as secruity keeps the eager fans out of harms way as Kane grabs Rhino by the hair and slams him face first into a nearby wall in the stands*


JBL: That will break a few bones.


*Kane goes to toss Rhino into the wall again, but Rhino counters with an elbow to the ribs, and he sends Kane face first into the wall*


Joey: What goes around, comes around.

JBL: It got Kane good.


*As Kane reels from the blow, Rhino mounts Kane and punches him with closed fists as the ref appears from a sea of fans to check on the action*


JBL: So good that the ref decided to show up.


*The ref checks on Kane as Rhino climbs up a few rows of chairs and stands on top of one of the seats and beats his fist*


Joey: What is Rhino doing?


*Rhino jumps off the seats and splashes Kane, his body crushing Kane under his weight, forcing him to be grounded on the unforgiving concrete floor*


Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!


*With the breath knocked out of him, Rhino goes for a quick cover*


JBL: He could win it now.


One

Two


Thr-


Joey: Kickout at two and a half.



JBL: That was close.


*Enraged Rhino picks up Kane and begins to drag him back towards the ring, he flings Kane over the barricade and slides himself and Kane into the ring. The bell officiall rings, and the match has now started*


Joey: FINALLY, the match has started.



*Rhino climbs to the second rope as Kane gathers himself, and takes in a few deep breaths, he turns around in time to see Rhino leap at him, but Kane gets the boot up and nails Rhino in the face, sending him crashing to the mat.*



JBL: What action. What violence.


Joey: They aren't even close to being done.


*Rhino begins to stir, as Kane adjusts his glove and climbs over the ropes and begins to ascend to the top rope*


JBL: Is Kane going to fly?


*As Rhino staggers to keep his balance, Kane leaps off the ropes and hits Rhino with a big top rope clothesline, sending Rhino back to the canvas*



JBL: That has to be it.


Joey: Here's the pin!


One


Two


Thre-


JBL: Rhino managed to get his shoulder up, the match continues.


*Kane looks at the ref and holds up three fingers, as the ref tells him that Rhino got up in time*


Joey: I don't think that made Kane happy.



*Kane stands up and lifts his right hand in the air as the crowd cheers loudly*


JBL: I think Kane is thinking chokeslam.


*As Rhino gets to a knee, he collects himself and begins to stand, he turns around as Kane places his hand around the large neck of Rhino and hooks his arm and picks him up, sending him to the mat with a large force*


Joey: That has to be it, Rhino isn't moving. Cover him Kane!!!!


*Kane hooks the legs as the ref counts*


One


Two


*Before the ref can get to three, two figures enter the ring and start kicking Kane in the back*


Joey: Is that.....


JBL: It's John Morrison and The Miz!!!! They are helping Rhino.


*The Miz kicks Kane in the back of the head as Morrison executes a Standing Shooting Star Splash*


Joey: Someone stop this.


*The Miz and Morrison take off their shirts and expose the official Dead Pool shirt from underneath*


JBL: Miz and Morrison are in The Dead Pool!!!! This is great!!!


Joey: No, this isn't!!!



*As Miz and Morrison gloat over the fallen Kane, Kane sits up as Miz and Morrison look on in fear*


JBL: Looks like the Monster was down, but not out.



*Morrison goes to punch Kane, but Kane grabs Morrison by the neck*



Joey: Chokeslam for the Shaman?


*Miz goes to break it up but Kane uses his left hand to grab Miz by the neck*


Joey: Double chokeslam!


*As Kane is set to life them both up, Rhino charges at Kane and delivers a devastating GORE that sends all four men to the mat*


JBL: GORE! GORE! GORE!


*Rhino hooks the legs as the ref counts*


One


Two

Three!!!!!


JBL: Rhino won!


Joey: Yeah, with help from The Dead Pool.


*Miz and Morrison slowly get up and raise the arms of Rhino, as the camera pans over them in slow-motion, zooming in on a shot of Kane out on the canvas*



JBL: This is huge, Miz and Morrison are in Dead Pool. The strong get stronger.


Joey: Yeah, and more disgusting.



Winner via Pinfall: Rhino (15:00)


*PPV advertisment thanking Slipknot and Kittie for their songs on the PPV*

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First Fall summerization: Edge and Vampiro X decided that it wasn't going to be much of a wrestling match at first. The first two minutes was them slugging it out with clotheslines, dropkicks, knees to the face, and a spinning wheel kick to the face by Edge. Vamp took the advantage though with a drop toe hold, and facewashed Edge. Vamp then started hitting a couple signature moves on Edge, before Edge countered with an eye poke. Edge then suplexed Vamp, and big booted him into the corner before taking the breath out of him with a shoulder block in the corner and then a half nelson bulldog. Edge tried to get the pin with the feet on the ropes, but Vamp kicked out. Soon, Edge got frustrated and threw a chair into the ring, but the ref removed it from play. Edge dug brass knucks from his knee pad and nailed Vamp between the eyes with them, but it only got two. Edge was getting really mad and started to set up for a spear. He charged at Vamp, who leapfrogged it as Edge crashed into the corner, and then he applied the State of Confusion submission hold onto Edge. Edge tried to crawl to the ropes but Vamp just wrestled Edge to the center again twice, showing his amazing strength. Finally, Edge submits and the first fall went to Vamp.

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Second fall: Vamp broke the hold in order to offically begin the second fall. Vamp tried a Dark Chaos really quick, but Edge hung onto the ropes. Edge the applied his own submission, the Edgeucator. Vamp did get to the ropes, but Edge again attempted a spear. Vamp drop toe holded him into the turnbuckle. Vamp then pulled off a T-bone suplex pin, and started suplexing the day lights out of Edge as the fans were waiting for Vamp to become the champ. Edge then got the advantage again with a kick to the gut and a downward spiral, a move he hasn't used in ages. He went for a pin, but Vamp kicks out as the fans go nuts. Edge again set up for his spear, but again Vamp side steps it as Edge bounces off the ropes. Vamp tries a clothesline, but Edge ducks it and then when he rebounds, he spears Vamp! He goes for the quick cover and he gets the 1-2-3.

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Q.R.: Vampiro wins by DQ...but Edge retains the title after Lita redebuts in XWA, kicking Vamp in the balls and Edge gets his title and retreats up the ramp. A frustrated Vamp takes the mic and blames the fans for him going soft and says he needs a month off from XWA to get the 'poison' that the fans fed him the last two months out of his system. He leaves to the fans booing him as JBL comments that he has finally come back to his senses.

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

*As the arena goes dark the omnimous music begins to play as the steel structure begins to slowly descend over the ring*


Tazz: This is it folks, an XWA first. Hell in a Cell, Raven and RVD will do battle in this sadistic structure.

Joey: Before they do that, let's take a look at how this whole war started.


*As the feed goes to the tron, we are taken back to XWA's second ever Pay Per View, Badd Blood*



The reign was tyrannical, there was no end in site


Lilian voice over

The following contest is the Clockwork Orange House of Fun and is for the XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Already in the ring, he is the challenger, weighing in at 165 pounds, he is San Diego's own... REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY MYsterio!



*Shot of Rey basking with his hometown fans*


Lilian voice over


Introducing his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the current reigining and defending XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Raven.



*Raven comes out of the pyro and poses with the title as Rey looks down at him from the ring*



Raven then unlatches a trashcan lid, and lifts up Rey and drills him in the skull, as Rey falls down like a stack of dimes. Raven then lifts Rey up, but this time bashes Rey in the face handle side up, and we can see under the mask that Rey is beginning to bleed.


Rey is starting to feed off the electric crowd and gets to his feet, but Raven overpowers him and just slams him back to the canvas, and his head bounches off the mat like a basketball.


Raven now takes the opportunity to gloat, he strikes a cocky Orton style pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd beings to boo and starts a "Raven Sucks" chant.


Raven finds a table and slides it into the ring.



Tazz: Got wood Joey? Mysterio is about to get some.


Raven eventually Dark Assassins Rey through the table*




He was remorseful, and would do whatever it took to win.



Lilian voice over


Here is your winner, and still XWA Heavyweight Champion, Raven!!!!




It did not matter who he hurt in the process



Raven sees the EMT's enter the ring and attend to Rey, they get Rey out of the ring and get him on a stretcher and they wheel him up to the ramp, Raven then runs up the ramp scares away the EMT's and flips Rey's stretcher over and it falls off the ramp through another table.




However, there was hope beyond the horizon


Screen shifts to WWE vs XWA event



Rob Van Dam voicer over

I'm not a contracted XWA wrestler, but I might have bad mouthed it at first...but I feel like I'm at home here...more than I ever was in that evil tyrant's empire...because I'll help make X-W-A because I'm ROB-VAN-DAM and I'm the whole FUCKING show!



But, in the end, even heroes fall


Riot slides into the ring and manages to tip the ladder over sending RVD crashing all the way to the outside.



Joey: OH MY GOD!!!! It looks like Riot did more then just watch the match.



Tazz: You don't say, Van Dam landed hard on the outside.





The Darkness kept ruling, no one could escape it


Lilian voice over

The following match is Falls Count Anywhere, introducing first, weighting in at 224 pounds, Cameron, North Carolina's own, MATT HARDY!!!!!



One by one, they all fell



*Raven bends down and picks Matt up and shoves him off the bridge as a loud splash can be heard.




Lilian voice over


Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds, The Rainbow-Haired Warrior , Jeff Hardy!!!



Some of them took risks



Jeff balances himself on the top of the scaffolding, he looks out int the crowd one more time, before he flips off and falls quickly to the ground.


Tazz: I can't look!!!!


As Jeff is about the crash through the tables, Raven quickly rolls out of the way as Jeff's momentum crashed him through the tables.




Some of them didn't make it that far


As Sabu leaps off the ropes, his foot slides off, causing him to turn in mid-air, allowing Raven to step back and rush him with a Dark Assassin.


JBL: DARK ASSASSIN! DARK ASSASSIN!




Some tried to embrace the darkness



Funaki: Well, I am sure there is someone in the back who will team up with me.

*Raven gets down from the ropes and turns to Funaki and shakes his hand as the bell sounds*





In the end, darkness could not be trusted



*Raven looks into the crowd, then looks at the canvas, and quickly grabs Funaki's head and drives him to the mat with the Chaos Theory*




Finally, an old face tries to put an end to the dark days.



GM Iser voice over


Raven. You are forgetting a very simple fact...we did face each other...and who was the man who got his hand risen in victory? Me, that's who. I didn't want to originally do this, but your ego just forced me to make another decision I may regret.

Iser: Four words...

*Iser then lets out a quick laugh before continuing*

Iser: Hell...in a cell!



Will this put an end to the madness?




A split screen shot of Raven and RVD staring at each other




Tonight, in Hell's playground, we will find out



~The tron fades out as the lights come back on~

[#HEEL Dark Lord]

JBL: Now, that was a video package.


Joey: Where did you go partner, Tazz was out here?

JBL: I was getting some beers ready, in time to celebrate Raven's victory.

Joey: Oh please.



Lilian: The following is XWA's first ever Hell in a Cell match!!!!



JBL: This is going to be huge, I got word that tonight, Hed (Planet Earth) will be proforming Raven's theme song tonight.


Joey: XWA does have big connections. Thank to Hed p.e. for coming to our show tonight. Take it away Jahred.


Jahred: Yo Joey, shut your broke down ass up! Y'all ready for the greatness?!


JBL: You damn right we are.


Jahred: Then, ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD HE IS HERE!!!!


*The crowd boos loudly as the lights dim and smoke begins to pour from the entrance ramp*


Jahred: Get ready for it, I don’t belong here anymoreNo, it’s not me
No, I can’t breathe
No, I am not afraid
It’s just the end of the day


*Out through the smoke appears the Dark Lord, decked in his Dark Knight shirt, and a pair of dark blue jeans, the crowd boos his arrival, but the same motionless expression remains on his face as he walks down the ramp while his song keeps playing*


Jahred:How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?
How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?



*Raven stops in the middle of the ramp and looks straight ahead of the cell as a small grin forms on his lips. He throws up his hands forming the Devil Horns as a barage of pyro goes off behind him as Hed p.e. keep playing his song. He lowers his hands and slowly walks down the ramp as he approaches the cell. He grabs the cold steel side and begins to yank on it back and forth, and a big grin forms on his face*


Jahred: How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?
How can I give in
When I can not let go
Show me the way
How can I get out of this hole?



*As Jahred says the final word, Raven turns to Hed p.e. and acknowledges them playing his song*


Jahred: Kick some ass Raven!!! You're our Boy!!!!


*Raven slowly enters the cell and stands in the middle of it as he gazes up*



JBL: That was an awesome entrance, Hed p.e. pwns!!!


Joey: If you say so.



*One of a Kind begins to play as Raven gets the dark expression on his face as the crowd cheers loudly*


Joey: Here comes Raven's opponent.


*Fireworks explode on the tron as RVD emerges from the curtain, a calm yet anger emotion tints his edge and he looks out into the crowd and does his infamous "RVD" Thumb salute along with all the fans. He lowers his hands and locks eyes with Raven. Raven gets enraged and rushes out of the cell and begins to charge up the ramp*



JBL: What is Raven doing? He just left the cell.


*RVD hurridly readies himself as Raven runs at him and begins to hit him with big right hands*


Joey: Raven just took the fight to RVD, he didn't even make it into the cell.


*Raven tosses RVD into a near by guardrail*



JBL: It looks like Raven is trying to get as much punishment in before he gets RVD in the cell.


*The ref exits the cell as Raven is putting the boots to the fallen Van Dam*


JBL: The ref can tell him to get in the ring all he wants, I don't think Raven will listen to him.


*The ref gets in Raven's face, but Raven just looks at him with that blank expression and begins to lift RVD to his feet.*



Joey: You think they will get in the ring now.


JBL: Not a chance, Raven is not done inflicting pain yet.


*Raven irish whips RVD into the side of the cell, as he bounces off from the impact*


Joey: What a move!


*Raven picks up RVD and tosses him into the side of the cell again*



JBL: Raven is not showing any remorse, and I love it!


*Raven goes to toss him into the cell a third time, but RVD counters and throws Raven into the cell*


Joey: Turnabout is fair play.


*As Raven is down, RVD hits a quick leg drop on the floor*



Joey: Quick as a cat.


*RVD picks up Raven and begins to place kicks around his rib cage*


JBL: Block it Raven, block it*


*RVD kicks Raven near the announcing booth as Raven finally counters with a quick thumb to the eye*


Joey: An effective method to getting the kicks to stop.


*Raven rears back and decks RVD in the face, and he does it over and over*


JBL: What shots, RVD might have a broken nose.


*As Raven is set to deliver another Punch, RVD counters with a spin kick that sends Raven falling over the announce table*


JBL: Oh my!! What a kick!

Joey: I'll say!!!


*As Raven lies on the table, RVD hits a couple quick forearms to the temple and turns to look up at the cell*


JBL: What are you doing Rob? You nutcase!!!


Joey: This can't be good, this really can't be good.


* Van Dam approaches the cell and begins to get ahold of it and begins to slowly climb up the cell*


JBL: You could have just used the door to get in the cell, you r-tard!


Joey: This is no time for internet slang John!!


*RVD makes it about halfway up the cell before he stops*


JBL: I bet RVD is afraid of heights!


Joey: What is going on?!


*Rob tilts his head back to see that Raven is still out on the announce table, he slowly removes his hands off the cell and procedes to back flip off the cell and moonsaults Raven through the announce table*


JBL: HOLY SHIT!!!


Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!! RAVEN HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!


*The fans in attendence start a loud "Holy Shit" chant as RVD lies motionless on top of Raven, who was flattened though the table by RVD's weight crashing down on him*


Joey: Neither man is moving, we might need some medical help?


JBL: Are you kidding me? Raven might be down, but, he ain't out, trust me.


*The ref notices that RVD's arm is draped over Raven, so he bends down and begins to count*


One


Two


thre-



JBL: HE KICKED OUT!!! RAVEN KICKED OUT!!!!


Joey: How did he do that? He was Moonsaulted through a table!!!!


*RVD slowly makes it to a knee, as he grabs the limp arm of Raven and slowly begins to drag him to the cell door*


JBL: Could they finally be going inside the cell?


*The ref opens the door as RVD rolls Raven into the ring under the bottom rope*


Joey: The match is now inside the cell.


JBL: NO kidding genius.


*RVD slowly catches his breath as Raven lies motionless in the center of the ring. RVD makes it to his feet and runs off the ropes and hits a huge Rolling Thunder*


Joey: Raven must have a broken rib or two now.


JBL: Damn him, just damn that RVD.


*RVD once again goes to cover Raven*


One


Two

Th-


JBL: Raven managed to kickout at two.


*In frustration, RVD begins to argue with the ref, who is telling him it was a two count*


Joey: It was two Rob, keep on the attack.


*Rob slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring*


JBL: That is right folks, the weapons are still under the ring for Hell in a Cell. That about brutal.


*RVD enters the ring with the chair and places it over the face of Raven*


JBL: What are you doing now?


Joey: He is about to take this to the extreme!


*Van Dam does his thumb taunt as he runs off the ropes to go for a Rolling Thunder on the chair, but Raven manages to roll out of the way as RVD lands back first on the folding chair*


JBL: Good thing Raven got out the way, if he didn't, well, it could have been bad.


*Raven clutches at his ribs as he slowly picks up the chair that RVD brought into the ring and hits RVD over the back with it*


JBL: What a shot!


*Raven hits RVD one more time across the back before dropping the chair to clitch at his ribs again*



Joey: He might still feel the effects of the moonsault through our announce table.


JBL: Yeah, which is now in splinters, thanks to that pot head RVD.



*Raven looks down at RVD with the manic expression as he slowly drops to the mat, awaiting for RVD to get up*


JBL: Could it be Chaos Theory time?


Joey: Raven looks possessed, look at his eyes, they show no emotion. It's like, he is a zombie.



*Raven slowly taps his fingers on the canvas as he continues to stalk RVD. He slowly makes it to a knee, as he holds onto his back*



JBL: Turn around RVD, you are going to be met by the canvas again.


*RVD turns around as Raven leaps up and grabs the head of RVD, about to drop him with that Chaos Theory, but, RVD manages to get enough strength to push him off*



Joey: Chaos Theory was blocked!!!!


*Raven quickly rebounds, and turns around but is superkicked in he face by Van Dam*


Joey: SUPERKICK!!! Cover him Rob!!! Cover him!!!


*Rob goes to cover Raven, but he breaks his own pin attempt and grabs the fallen chair and places it on the ribs of Raven. Rob slowly climbs to the top of a near by turnbuckle and pearches on the top rope*


JBL: He wouldn't?


Joey: I hope he does!! Do it Rob!!!



*Rob looks down at Raven and yells down to him that it's over and he leaps off into Five Star Frog Splash, but, Raven manages to grab the chair and hurl it up and RVD, hitting him in the ribs as he falls to the mat in pain*


JBL: Now THAT'S a counter!!!


Joey: My god!


*RVD clutches at his midsection as Raven braces himself holding onto the ropes as he pulls himself to his feet, shaking off the effects of the superkick. He looks over at Van Dam and fumes, he begins to stomp all over his defenseless body*


Joey: I think Raven snapped again.


JBL: You think? This is bad news for him.


*Raven lifts up RVD and tosses him into the cell, sending him face and chest first into the unforgiving steel.


JBL: There is no give with that steel.



*Raven lifts him up and whips him into the cell again*



Joey: There is no giving up.


*Raven looks down at the prone RVD, as blood begins to ooze from his forehead*


JBL: Van Dam is bleeding, that is what he gets.


*Raven drops to the mat and hovers over RVD's body*


Raven: How do you feel now Rob?!?! Are you having fun?! Hell is not over for you yet, not by a long shot!!!



Joey: Raven is insane, I don't feel safe around him.


*Raven picks up RVD and tosses him out of the ring*


JBL: RVD was just EJECTED!



*Raven lifts up RVD, as pushes him head first into the ringpost*



Joey: Raven is giving RVD no chance to mount a comeback.


JBL: Why would he do that?



*Raven gives RVD once last shot to the head with a stiff kick*


JBL: He has to have a concussion.



*Raven hops back up on the turnbuckle and goes to enter the ring, but, instead of going in the ring, he walks across the apron, to the opposite side of the ring, and crouches down by the ring steps*


JBL: Raven is taking a breather?


Joey: What else could he be doing?



*Raven continues to stare at RVD, as he lies on the floor, not moving*


JBL: Smart, get back some energy while RVD is down and out, that is why Raven is the best of the best.


*RVD finally shows signs of life, as he manages to make it to a knee*



Joey: Watch out Rob, Raven has his eye on you.


*Rob leans against the cell wall as he tries to get himself to his feet*


JBL: You might as well stay down Rob, it's hopeless.


*As Van Dam goes to turn around, Raven charges across the apron and leaps off, sending himself into Rob Van Dam with an aerial version of the Dark Assassin. The impact is so big, that it sends both men through the side of the cell wall*


JBL: OH MY GOD!!!! DARK ASSSASSIN!!!! RAVEN!!! RVD!!! WENT THROUGH THE CELL!!!



Joey: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SEEN!!!!


*The fans erupt into another loud "Holy Shit" chant as the ref exits the ring to check on both men*


JBL: Neither one is moving.


*The ref sees Raven is draped over RVD, so he begins to count him out*


One

Two

Three!!!!!


JBL: RAVEN WON!!! HE MIGHT BE UNCONSIOUS, BUT HE STILL WON!!!


Lilian: Here is your winner, Raven!!!!!!


*Hed p.e. re-appears on the stage*


Jahred: Yeah!!! I knew my boy could do it!!!! Raven is a warrior baby!!!!



*Instant replay of the moonsault through the table, and the apron aided Dark Assassin through the cell wall play. Back live we see EMT's rushing down and getting Van Dam on a stretcher*


JBL: So long RVD, have fun in hell!!!


Joey: How could you say that?


*Raven manages to sit up on his knees and raise the devil horns above his head as Hed p.e. keeps playing his song. A look of relief is etched on his face, as he evilly chuckles to himself*


JBL: It looks like Raven is happy with what happened.


Joey: Seems that way.


*As Raven keeps laughing the lights in the arena go out and the music stops playing*


Joey: What is going on?


JBL: What is this?


*As the arena is silent in the darkness, the bright red word "Remmeber" once again flashes on the titontron*


Joey: Not this again.


*As the word drips down the tron, we hear a female voice*


??: Raven.... Raven..... in time, the true evil will reveal itself. When that does happen, will you be ready for what will happen? In the end, you have no choice but to remember your past, REMEMBER.



*The voice subsides as the tron flashes "Evil is forever, in time the evil will be known to all"*


JBL: What does this all mean? Who is the evil after Raven?


Joey: I don't know.


*As the words dissapear from the tron we see an image of a figure in a dark room as it walks closer to the camera and begins to speak again*



??:You're Right Where I Want You. You Said You Wanted It, Alright.



*The figure walks out of the line of the camera as the lights turn on back inside the arena, as Raven is blankly staring at the tron*


JBL: Do you think Raven knows who it is?


Joey: I don't know, I am trying to figure out why this is happening.


*The PPV ends with Raven staring at the tron, with a blank emotion on his face*


Winner via Pinfall: Raven (17:00)



~A video package plays the highlights of Redemption~